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[wide mica]

you see, [\int{\frac{1}{x^2+1}} = arctan(x)], therefore we can write the equation in their name as \int{\frac{1}{x^2+u}}, making a modified version of the arctan(x)

[slim junco]

nice

[left glade]

but seeded is fun

[toxic horizon]

what the helly\

[molten horizon]

Balatro is the symbol of world peace

[wide mica]

now, if you're a smartass, you may have noticed that that is just... 1. which is not arctan(x).

[barren geyser]

Im bad at balatro
My best runs do only 100,000 chips
I know its a lot but i need a lot of luck, the correct jokers, correct leveled up hands etc

[wide mica]

but it doesnt matter

[toxic horizon]

the right rigs make it easy trust

green sounds scary but its not

[keen yarrow]

if i need to choose my son or my balatro

i will choose balatro

[molten horizon]

Balatro

Definitely

[left glade]

i going to play this seed in black deck

[barren geyser]

Do you have any tips on how to rig?

[molten horizon]

You can make another son

[keen yarrow]

balatro saved my life

my son ruined it

[toxic horizon]

i mean really thats for you to find and discover

[barren geyser]

Fair enough

[toxic horizon]

theres basic ones like photo chad

or the ones like vagabond and vampire

[barren geyser]

What i always do is build up on straights

[toxic horizon]

it really just depends

[toxic horizon]

some advice is you should start like trying other hands to find more rigs

[slim junco]

imma try to get naneinf

[toxic horizon]

restraining yourself to only one hand isnt the best idea the further you go

[toxic horizon]

wishing luck

[barren geyser]

Sometimes i try flushes or full houses and stuff
But straight is the easiest hand to play that gives a lot of chips
But ig i can try

[toxic horizon]

good luck! I believeeeeeeee

[slim junco]

thanks

[vocal marten]

Hey, has anyone else unlocked the Glass Joker (or any joker) but it didn’t show up in their collection after exiting to the main menu mid run? I met the unlock condition and got the unlock animation, but it’s nowhere to be found. Is this a known bug or am I missing something?

[keen yarrow]

like omni man

[toxic horizon]

you gotta find it and buy it in a run for it to show up

[wide mica]

I can wait 16 years!

[toxic horizon]

lemme break it down for you mark

[toxic horizon]

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE.. IN 500 BALATROS

[vocal marten]

So after i unlock a new joker it wont be fully unlocked until i find it in the shop?

[keen yarrow]

i pray to balatro

[vocal marten]

Can i find new jokers in the shop i havent unlocked at all yet?

[toxic horizon]

you gotta unlock em to find them in the shop

[vocal marten]

Oh sick i like that mechanic, nice

[left glade]

i test this seed on plasma deck?

[distant bison]

i won my first time

[toxic horizon]

oooo do it'

[toxic horizon]

gg

[distant bison]

tnks

[prime crow]

sobbing it so hard rn

[toxic horizon]

HOW

[vernal tartan]

[vocal marten]

Started playing recently and made it to ante 10 with this build. Let’s see if i can beat my high score of ante 12.

[toxic horizon]

good luck man

[vocal marten]

Thank you!🙏

[toxic horizon]

so much xmult no +mult is wild

[wide mica]

13 jokers and one deck

feeling good with this one

[vocal marten]

I think its worth it cause my flush is level 39 flush so my base mult is 80.

[toxic horizon]

do you optimizie every round by using bluepring on burnt?

[vocal marten]

Yes

[toxic horizon]

at the start at least

swag

[distant bison]

what

[vocal marten]

First on cartomancer, then burnt, then baseball

[toxic horizon]

smart

[vocal marten]

Ima get back in the game and watch the mult do its thing

[left glade]

in this seed, credit card is good

[wide mica]

deck

[nova shore]

what

[nova shore]

i hate how this isnt symmetrical

[left glade]

i sell my hanging chad?

[toxic horizon]

no

[prime crow]

first run with a green deck and uhh

well no more boss blinds

[vocal marten]

@toxic horizon yooo lets goo just hit a 50 mill 1 hander

[prime crow]

JUST BARELY

[vocal marten]

Nice

[toxic horizon]

hell yeaaahhh good job

[slim junco]

nah

[wide mica]

it's hard okay i didthis at like 2 am iirc

[slim junco]

you need sock and buskin now

if you see this

or this

take it immediately and copy with brainstorm

[left glade]

BALATRO

[slim junco]

where are your econ jokers tho

[left glade]

i dont need

i'm in green deck

[slim junco]

that has no correlation to the question

[left glade]

my econ joker

is green deck

HEHEHEHHEHEHEH

HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH

[chrome glade]

this is insane

[slim junco]

thats the only deck that has no econ

[chrome glade]

why are all the best balatro memes in spanish

[molten horizon]

Memes in Spanish are always the best.

[slim junco]

good job

[molten horizon]

They call themselves "curis"

[left glade]

LUCHADOR

COME TO ME

[slim junco]

you have no econ so thats gonna be hard

[left glade]

what i sell?

[solar jacinth]

Hi

[slim junco]

a trib

[left glade]

WHAT ?

[slim junco]

thats replaceable with blueprint

[left glade]

i thought the best to sell is sock and buskin

[slim junco]

def not

[lime mist]

its trib for sure

[molten horizon]

Drama and comedy I guess

Idk

I think you have it again later

[slim junco]

if you encounter showman its worth selling the other trib too while the scoring requirements are low

for more blueprint

[left glade]

the sacrifice

[slim junco]

its already

you should be opening every standard pack you encounter too

if you werent

[left glade]

and skip for standard pack?

[slim junco]

never skip

do you know what you're trying to find in a standard pack?

[left glade]

kings with red seal

[slim junco]

indeed

doesnt need to be a king though

[left glade]

queen too

[slim junco]

just something close enough you can use strength

could be an 8

[left glade]

WHAT

GOODBYE ROCKET

[slim junco]

noice

chilling now

so your build can get stronger from many things still

so dont stop looking

[nova shore]

rare seeing two frieren talk each other

[plain dagger]

I got white sticker on my lucky cat 😁

[slim junco]

its really amusing isnt it

and we're both brazilians too of all things

[slim junco]

I hate the arm

[nova shore]

XDDD

A while ago I met an Italian here

[left glade]

WHAT?

[slim junco]

hm?

[plain dagger]

Miku 🥹

[left glade]

mult of triboulet

[slim junco]

pretty insane isnt it

oh your copies are wrong

[left glade]

i going to lost...

[slim junco]

you should copy trib

for higher score

oh well you died

[left glade]

YOU SAVED ME

[slim junco]

lol

it lives!

maybe trim your deck so it doesnt happen again

if scoring is that easy rn, a trading card would help a lot

[left glade]

chad, why not negative?

[slim junco]

unlucky

[molten horizon]

The chicot:
(was sold)

[cobalt falcon]

I am playing purple stakes finally

[near tusk]

ALWAYS opene arcana packs late game if you have the money

also save money till $25

for max intrest

[forest river]

At this point the game is just playing with me

[near tusk]

😭

[molten horizon]

I LOVE memes in Spanish

[slim junco]

they're doing a highscore run on green deck lmao

[distant bison]

damn

[nova shore]

we all do :v

[wraith wharf]

What no chad does to a man

[leaden hare]

How do i get mult tag

[molten horizon]

Meme translation: discard it my friend

[distant bison]

nice

[wraith wharf]

Go on your profile and edit it

It is on the bottom i think

[blissful stone]

Hiii! Well... Yeah that would solve the game breaking issues but I just don't feel this is a good idea. Presumably this will be an unlock after getting all soul cards, but this just kinda removes the happiness of getting one. We'd need a whole nother rarity for this one

[leaden hare]

W, thank you bro

[wraith wharf]

[left glade]

HANGING CHAD RETURN TO ME

[cursive bobcat]

8 hours playing balatro cawn

[blissful stone]

[forest river]

On any other deck i would be thanking the game

[wintry patrol]

please open arcana packs for death and hanged man and strength so you can increase drawing consistency :/
rather than adding new cards to your deck

adding new cards is usually bad to do because it makes it harder to draw hands

[vocal marten]

Is it worth it to add the glass joker to my build? I have 8 glass cards in a 48 card deck

[wintry patrol]

i saw you almost lost having to play a pair

[wintry patrol]

definitely
glass joker just grows really fast

[wintry patrol]

keep in mind you can use hanged man to scale it

[nova shore]

re duro mal estaba

[slim junco]

I see your deck size has been increasing, thats not good probably

[molten horizon]

La bola 8 es mejor que el comodín verde💔🥀

[nova shore]

zzzzzzzz

[slim junco]

it should be going down, like 15-20 cards

[slim junco]

blunder

[wintry patrol]

i assume you didn’t draw the hand you needed

[left glade]

yeah

the hand i need; full house

[wintry patrol]

unfortunately that is your fault here

[left glade]

but i get a three of a kind

with 3 queens

[cursive bobcat]

bola bodrio no le gana ni joker default 🐒

[wintry patrol]

you really gotta be deleting cards from your deck

[molten horizon]

Factos

[wintry patrol]

hanged man and death are super valuable especially for a joker like triboulet that’s looking for specific ranks

[nova shore]

q la vrg otra ves chat en español?

[left glade]

i tried, but in the tarot, all the times i see a the temperance

[wintry patrol]

and also using strength on jacks to turn them into queens

[left glade]

i buy

money is good

[slim junco]

you did not need to have 3 tribs

[wintry patrol]

not losing is better than having some money

[slim junco]

one slot, or maybe 2, maybe even 3 joker slots could be for money generation

[left glade]

but this run

started good

yes, i forget the hex

[nova shore]

hex:

[wintry patrol]

yeah i would’ve sold the dusk for something to help with econ probably

[nova shore]

just free him

[cursive bobcat]

😭 (im in white stake w black deck for abt 2 hrs)

[slim junco]

why would you hex invis lol

[wintry patrol]

lmfao

[left glade]

i lost

rng

i hate u

[nova shore]

xd

[slim junco]

its not rng

you took a skip and died

[wintry patrol]

you’re making bad plays :/

[left glade]

i cant resist to a rare tag

😭

[proven pasture]

So I’m playing red stake with black deck why the fuck do I only have 2 hands

[wintry patrol]

did you take hieroglyph

[proven pasture]

Yeah

[wintry patrol]

lol

[wintry patrol]

you realize hieroglyph is -1 hand and black deck is -1 hand

[left glade]

black deck in blue stake+ its bad

[proven pasture]

I did it to try to give me more chances to get hologram

I’ve been adding enhanced cards to deck

[wintry patrol]

hieroglyph is insanely dangerous on black deck

[proven pasture]

I wish I would have known that I’ve lost like 6 runs because of it

[wintry patrol]

frankly hieroglyph is pretty dangerous to take on a lot of decks besides like. blue and red maybe

it’s pretty situational

[left glade]

i hate rental jokers

[slim junco]

yeah cause you never have money lol

[vocal marten]

Sick thank you

[left glade]

i never use econ jokers

[quiet junco]

The TRIPLE RARE SKIP(Wee, Burnt, Brainstorm)CARRIED BY MY MASSIVE WEE

[left glade]

SHOWMAN ANTE 1? this run can be good

[wintry patrol]

yeah make sure to make more glass with death and justice and use hanged man to scale them
if you see hanged man in the shop it’s insanely valuable with glass joker

[proven pasture]

Do you know why hologram is so rare to get I’ve been looking for it and I can’t find it

[wintry patrol]

the chance of getting a specific uncommon joker is 0.4%

[azure lion]

lost a naneinf run to 4 crypdits

[left glade]

really thanks showman

really thanks

[proven pasture]

Damn

[slim junco]

this means nothing...

[wintry patrol]

this is why showman is the worst joker in the game for ante 8 runs

among other reasons

[left glade]

i love showman

[proven pasture]

Is your game modded? just wonedering

[vocal marten]

Is having no plus mult joker ok with a base mult of 108 per hand?

[left glade]

yeah

[proven pasture]

Ok I was just wondering

[wintry patrol]

surely lol

[rich halo]

very strong tarot pack

[vocal marten]

Ok sick so 108 is good enough

[proven pasture]

Less than 300 away wtf

[prime crow]

i just installed brainstorm for the savestates because i keep making mistakes, how does the savestate work

[wintry patrol]

you may love showman but it’s an absoluetely terrible joker to start with especially in a gold stake run
most of the time it just hurts you by ruining booster packs like the one you opened

[prime crow]

on the github it says hold z+1-5

but like that doesnt do anything

neither does x+1-5

[proven pasture]

What’s the deck you get for beating red stake?

[wintry patrol]

uh
i do not remember

[left glade]

I know, I just get him because I like him

i take?

[slim junco]

stinky

[barren geyser]

First time getting invisible joker(ignore my reaction)

(also ignore foreign language-)

[proven pasture]

Do you get anything for beating challenges?

[slim junco]

fun

progress towards 100% completion

and more challenges

[proven pasture]

I’ll focus on getting all my decks first then if

If

I guess

Stupid autocorrect

Fuck autocorrect

[slim junco]

Perishable cloud 9

[prime crow]

anyone know?

[proven pasture]

What is x?

[slim junco]

Times

Wait

No

[proven pasture]

Oh I’m dumb thought yall were doing math

[slim junco]

Not in this scenario I think

[proven pasture]

I can’t beat red stake for some reason

[slim junco]

Huh

[proven pasture]

I keep hitting a wall

[slim junco]

Pink Floyd

[proven pasture]

Idk red stake my luck is just bad

I’m not getting good cards or anything

[proven pasture]

Lmao

I keep getting shitty jokers too

[light marsh]

this got me balatroing so hard

showman pilled

[prime crow]

found a seed where you start with a charm tag which gives 1 soul with canio and a hanged man, is my finally blessed?

[molten horizon]

[light marsh]

watch dr balatro helped me a ton when I started

[proven pasture]

That card would be amazing with ride the bus if you destroyed all face cards

[prisma sphinx]

Hey all, I just started playing a few days ago and I feel like I’m just really stupid or something but I can’t beat the first deck on the base difficulty. The best I’ve done is ante 6;any tips?

[prime crow]

thats what ima try to go for

[proven pasture]

Focus on mult and mult multipliers and just keep trying you’ll get the hang of it I was in the same spot as you not that long ago

[proven pasture]

I’ll check him out

[left glade]

i hate this game

[proven pasture]

It takes time to get the hang of it

[light marsh]

I hate buffon packs so much

LOL

[left glade]

someone have hints to win the gold stake?

[nova shore]

USE THE HEX

[prisma sphinx]

Like I’ve gotten all this but still haven’t beaten the first deck even once

[fiery flower]

retry over and over until you win a run

that's what I do

[teal ruin]

glass aces is a good place to start

[left glade]

THANKS FOR REMEMBER

[teal ruin]

try to get death and copy the aces

[left glade]

SHOWMANNNNNN

[teal ruin]

use hanged man to whittle down your deck

[nova shore]

stop playing sedeed runs

[teal ruin]

hope that helps

[proven pasture]

It takes a while to beat for the first time you gotta stay consistent and not let losing let you down

[proven pasture]

You’re doing good trust me

[wintry patrol]

stop taking showman please for the love of god 😭

[left glade]

dont is seeded

[wintry patrol]

you have SIX DOLLARS

just save your damn money

[nova shore]

no one belive you anymore, always double rare tag in first ante

[prisma sphinx]

It’s not so much getting me down, I just want to win already, move on to the other decks

[proven pasture]

Yeah I understand that’s how I was it takes time it sucks in the beginning

[teal ruin]

if you want there is a unlock everything button on the profile tab

[prisma sphinx]

So duping glass aces with hanged man is the best bet for beginners?

[teal ruin]

myb not but thats what I did

also duping cards uses death

hanged man is to delete cards from the deck

[prisma sphinx]

Well I’m not THAT desperate, I like the thrill of unlocking new stuff on my own

[proven pasture]

Don’t do it there’s no way to revert it

Good I was glad you wouldn’t do it

[teal ruin]

use a different profile if u want

[proven pasture]

But then it removes the fun of discovering what the decks are

[prisma sphinx]

Ya ik, I messed up my comment, i meant duping glass aces while also using hanged man

[teal ruin]

ur good

also another strat is to get baron and steel kings

[prime crow]

me with a flush build: 😭

25 dolalrs is ok to lose right

[proven pasture]

It does that to me with full houses I play mainly full houses it’s evil

[proven pasture]

Yeah just get an investment tag to get it back

[proven pasture]

Make sure you have the jokers to get you through for a while

[vocal marten]

Does hack joker retrigger cards in hand Like a red seal does? Will it retrigger a steel card in hand?

[proven pasture]

You can start trying to use tags but idk if I suggest it

It makes runs faster but can also make you lose faster

[left glade]

i hate séance

[lethal iris]

only scoring cards in your played hand

[light marsh]

usually the jokers tell you in hacks joker case it triggers scoring only

[left glade]

i hate this game so much

[light marsh]

anyone who did c++ after c+ how long did it take you

Ive got about 60 jokers gold rn and Im on my last 2 decks

[fiery flower]

still going

[neon wren]

tends to be the less useful jokers...a while

[fiery flower]

it's the consumable jokers that are the tricky part

since they straight up disappear

[neon wren]

ya, those and the uncommons are the toughest

[light marsh]

c+ = gold stake on all decks , c++ = gold stickers on all jokers

[fiery flower]

does the perishable tag prevent them from disappearing

[neon wren]

no, they'll count

[fiery flower]

dang

[neon wren]

er yes

[light marsh]

ive got most of the perishable jokers most of what I have left are normal jokers

[neon wren]

like a perishable banana that expires won't disappear. but others get used pretty fast, so 5 rounds is asking a lot

[left glade]

c+= pain
c++= much pain

[light marsh]

true yeah I always go for cavendish too so that might a problem

[left glade]

I HATE THIS GAME

WHY PERISHABLE

WHY

[light marsh]

Ive got invisible joker gold sticker yesterday and im so happy

[prime crow]

FIRST WIN AND I HAD TO ROLL A GOD SEED TO WIN

LKP5XQVC

thats the seed

skip the first blind

youll see

[teal ruin]

gold stake?

[slim junco]

Thanks

[prime crow]

LETS GO

[prime crow]

idk if any of this affects the seed but i was on white stake

[proven pasture]

There’s perishable jokers?

[teal ruin]

nice job @prime crow

Hex is good for high scores

with cryptid and the other spectral

[left glade]

yeah

[wintry patrol]

orange stake+

[left glade]

the best deck

[fiery flower]

only affects the amount of suffering you will experience

[left glade]

i like arrowhead

[slim junco]

Been giving you plenty

[left glade]

yeah

thanks

[upper solstice]

God seed with 102k being your best hand, hmm

[left glade]

deck fixing + rare tag

[slim junco]

Sure...

[left glade]

• dont catch rare tag*

[proven pasture]

Triple double tags

[slim junco]

Yeah!

[wintry patrol]

frankly it's difficult to help if you keep ignoring the advice and taking the skips

i don't know why you're asking for help if you're just not going to follow the advice anyway

[left glade]

only skip when i see a investment tag, right?

[north crescent]

depends

[left glade]

because its money

25$

[slim junco]

If you're willing to screenshare I can watch your runs

[north crescent]

only on a1 and easy boss and not on yellow

[proven pasture]

I only skip sometimes

[light marsh]

its only really worth it when you dont have interest

[upper solstice]

I only skip for negative tag because its funny

[slim junco]

Could be fun

[upper solstice]

Skipping is NEVER worth it

Theres 2 moments its worth it

[light marsh]

so real for this

I dont care if it ruins my run

[slim junco]

True

[left glade]

okay, have any voice chats in this server?

[proven pasture]

What did I say wrong

[slim junco]

Nope

Not in this server

[left glade]

pv?

[slim junco]

Sadly

It would have to be

[north crescent]

during pride month too 💔

[proven pasture]

What did I say wrong?

[north crescent]

the f slur bro

[left glade]

send me friend request

[proven pasture]

Tags

[wintry patrol]

please reread your message 😭

[proven pasture]

I meant tags

wtf my autocorrect

I don’t type that word

[north crescent]

👀

[slim junco]

Okay but wait 5m cause I'm busy rn

[proven pasture]

My bad I meant tags the t and f are really close

[fiery flower]

understandable

[brisk plover]

imma do balatro irl
i got like a lot of decks in my closet, in their respective boxes

[fiery flower]

the guy who invented the qwerty layout absolutely knew what he was doing

[proven pasture]

He definitely did he’s evil

[vocal marten]

I just unlocked an op voucher and it doesnt appear in my unlocked vouchers collection. Do i have to discover it in the shop first?

[autumn flower]

any recc?

[ocean wolf]

Yes, until you buy it it'll show as not discovered

[molten horizon]

THAT (skibidi) """"RARE"""" WILDCARD I ALWAYS GET WHEN I (omit) A BLIND FOR RARE

Ye

That's right

[ocean wolf]

Today I got a run with obelisk, 2 swashbucklers, an egg at like 60 sell value and cavendish

First time I made obelisk work

[autumn flower]

^^^^^ 😔 😔 😔

[proven pasture]

I love hologram

[molten horizon]

Hologram saved me many times

[proven pasture]

Why do yall hate skipping so much?

[proven pasture]

I always get it too late in to really help a lot

[autumn flower]

red is common 😔

[proven pasture]

A lot of people here do but I feel like it’s the only reliable way to get polychrome and holographic cards

[upbeat onyx]

basically anything you get from a skip tag is less valuable than the money you earn from playing another round, seeing another shop, scaling jokers / your poker hand

[vocal marten]

Yoo i just made it to ante 13! New personal record, only been playing for a few days lol

[proven pasture]

But polychrome and holographic cards

[autumn flower]

ya true

so red?

[proven pasture]

Fr

[surreal thistle]

Oh nice, we have a tag now

[prime crow]

tell me a hand type i should base my deck around this run

[proven pasture]

Full house

[vocal marten]

Full house

[proven pasture]

A fellow full house lover everyone else hates full houses

Fr I almost always skip when it’s one of those and negatives of course

Full house supremacy

[proven pasture]

Fr two pairs kills so many of my fucking runs

[cursive bobcat]

9 freaking hours on white stake w black deck 😭😭😭

tf

[brisk plover]

i know how to improvise

• drawing

[proven pasture]

This is a new account too keep in mind I switched to iPhone like 2 months ago

[tawdry pulsar]

Hello

[proven pasture]

That is a good quote and It makes sense

I told you I love full house

I’ve been a full house player since beginning

Full houses aren’t that hard to get most the time

It always happens to me so I use hands to try and get a full house and if I lose the run I lose the run unless my mult saves me

I don’t only because 2 pair mult sucks ass and I’m stubborn and only like to play full houses

And straights

And royal flushes

Only high straights though I play

I don’t play other straights

High cards suck ass

[slim junco]

We just had a talk about this yesterday
Relationship problems in Balatro 1.2 update

[fresh pier]

BALATRO!!!!

[vocal marten]

@toxic horizon Lets goooo i just beat ante 12 for the first time and new hand high score of 5billion

[toxic horizon]

gg’s man! hope you can get to e next time

[shrewd python]

[fair narwhal]

What was ur build?

[cursive bobcat]

i hate black deck 😭

[jolly talon]

Another high card spam win moment (plasma edition)

[jolly talon]

Overhated

I picked up a stuntman along the way btw

Thanks to blank voucher

I could only hit those high scores thanks to glass cards but I couldn't get any really consistently

[shy dove]

justifiably hated

-1 hand is much more bad than +1 joker slot is good

you dont need the extra slot basically ever

even 4 joker slots is manageable

[jolly talon]

True but it's actually not that bad once you got good econ and use easy hands like pair or high card

Or good deck fixing

[shy dove]

getting good econ on black deck is like

half of the battle

even my good black deck runs im suffocating econ wise until much later than id like

[tranquil oak]

Does flower pot activate if you play a flush of wild cards?

Hmm, just got a polychrome jack from a pack, might make it a wild card and try to make dupes of it

Hopefully get a sock

[jolly talon]

Works with smeared as well

[tranquil oak]

Smeared would be nice rn, have a baseball card and a bunch of uncommons

Brainstorm copying x3 mult from flower pot

[jolly talon]

Yeaa but I'm just saying it's really not that bad. Don't get it twisted. It's for sure the hardest deck BUT not that hard. Imo, green deck is actually a little harder than black

Ik

Major hot take

But you need REALLY good jokers to exploit the green deck

And/or a good amount of hands and discards

No interest absolutely hurts a lot

Ofc there's a skill expression in it but it still won't save you entirely

[wide mica]

playing texas hold em with the balala deck 🤑

[prime crow]

is this enough deck wittling?

[quasi cedar]

Mmm idk

[toxic horizon]

why so few

[timid cedar]

to make seance consistent

[chrome glade]

this is so beautiful

[toxic horizon]

[final delta]

Hello

[slim junco]

Delayed gratification value by always bringing your strongest hand first

Also yorick value

[toxic horizon]

gotcha

[autumn lynx]

I decided to try out the zodiac deck, pretty good run got an early photochad

[wide mica]

"got an early photochad" you got a threat to the universe

[autumn lynx]

Basically

[wide mica]

8 kings

3 steel cards

if you die to the plant istg bro

[autumn lynx]

Lots of kings*

[wide mica]

WHAT

[autumn lynx]

Tarot merchant, death, and the fool

Cryptid let's go

I got blackboard i am unstoppable

Not bad

[random grove]

When balatro update

[tardy anchor]

tomorrow

[opaque shard]

Oh yea I was gonna send this earlier but I forgor

Is this a known bug

Probably should send it in bugs report anyway

[spark glen]

balatro balatres

[timid cloak]

Holy heck I might be able to do it

[cunning rune]

Gl

[young prism]

objectively bad build but god it's funny

[alpine orbit]

life support

[young prism]

id kill a man for a negative tag rn

[cursive bobcat]

i hate black deck

🥺

[timid cloak]

FUCK

I forgot that baron triggers before everything else and tried to use half joker

[stoic charm]

it is inevitable

[timid cloak]

Dude im so sad I threw so hard

[timid cloak]

Shouldn't you be using both blueprint and brainstorm on the gift and then switch it when you olay your hand

[ionic copper]

My ace is gone, reduced to atoms

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐢

[autumn lynx]

Balatro was on the reveal for the new xbox, it's just that peak

[timid cloak]

Baltro

[fiery flower]

whoever was playing has good taste

[wintry zealot]

how did i even get here

anyway this is why red card sucks

[fiery flower]

blaming it on red card and not throwback

[wintry zealot]

"it scales fast" until you factor in the massive loss of every single pack in every shop

[wintry zealot]

bro throwback was a last ditch survival attempt to work around red card sucking

[fiery flower]

skill issue tbh

(I have it too)

also losing to Violet Vessel is not something you can blame on red card

[full estuary]

chat I need help with somethin

if I want to make a poker simulation

that has multiplayer

how do I go about seeing your cards

[fiery flower]

no amount of skipping packs would get you a win there. You need a better scaling X mult

[wintry zealot]

also true

my luck can be so weird, it constantly alternates between "invis hit the family TWICE and now i have x64 mult on every hand" and "best i can offer you is an 8 ball and a greedy joker"

[full estuary]

(this is single system by the way, I can't do multi screen or online)

[wintry zealot]

#💻・modding-dev ?

[full estuary]

no this isn't a balatro mod

I just asked here because cards fit the theme of the server I guess??
like if I had any server to ask about card stuff i'd ask here

[wintry zealot]

oh 🤦‍♂️

[full estuary]

idk man, I didn't have very many other places to ask

[timid cloak]

W PFP

GOAT

[full estuary]

biddybud my goat

[full estuary]

can I please save this

[timid cloak]

Sure

Biddybud has been my goat since 11 years ago in mario 3d land

[full estuary]

thanks 👍

[young prism]

update, managed to win white stake, more than happy enough

only saw 1 temperance the entire damn time too

[timid cloak]

^

[young prism]

brainstorm and blueprint cannot copy the gift card

they don't copy any money cards IIRC

[timid cloak]

It can copy rebate

[fiery flower]

this reminds me of winning the omelette challenge by getting swash ante 1 in the first shop and it just carrying the entire run

like all I had was swash and bull

[timid cloak]

It can copy any joker that doesnt affect the end screen for a blind I think

Also cant copy sell value i guess

[brisk apex]

Weird run, but managed to win orange stake

[fiery flower]

Mime is the exception

because it triggers both during played hands and after scoring

[timid cloak]

Mime doesnt affect the end screen

[fiery flower]

oh the interest part

[timid cloak]

Yes

[fiery flower]

this is why I'm mainly a Fortnite player, I'm an idiot

[wraith wharf]

AND silksong 🥹

I only had my eyes on balatro for a second

[noble wagon]

crazy ouija baron where are you now

[left glade]

ITS NON SEEDEED

[shy dove]

finding a soul card is a normal occurance pal

[left glade]

in 1/8?

[shy dove]

what

[left glade]

in ante 1/8

[shy dove]

yeah i mean

just as frequent there as anywhere else

i guess ur opening less packs early on

[left glade]

this can be good

[toxic horizon]

how the fuck do you get so many good runs

this is unfair

[left glade]

because i have a lot of luck

[toxic horizon]

gimme some

[left glade]

WHATTT

[slim junco]

:O

[toxic horizon]

WHAT THE FUCK

rigged

[left glade]

NOOOOOOO

[slim junco]

Woah 2

[toxic horizon]

chichot is not that bad 💔

[left glade]

i going to my first victory in gold stake

[shut wharf]

my invisible joker was 8/2 (((

[slim junco]

I've gotten 3 legendaries in one run before (all before ante 8), that was peak

[slim junco]

Yeah probably

Its very easy to pilot from there

[left glade]

I HATE U RENTAL

ECTOPLASM I NEED YOU

[slim junco]

You really dont

[slim junco]

Open joker slot

[left glade]

no more

HANGING CHAD

[slim junco]

Hanging chad here is a x2

It being eternal I dont take

[left glade]

i take now

[slim junco]

Congrats you're broke

[left glade]

i sell chicot and castle?

to get a hanging chad or aj or yorick double

[toxic horizon]

thats a bad idea

[slim junco]

If ankh hits chad say bye bye to yorick

[left glade]

castle and chicot not is very good

[left glade]

oh, really

[toxic horizon]

chicot peak shut up

[left glade]

better no

[slim junco]

Double ancient joker is not bad though

[left glade]

game????

where is my heart card

[toxic horizon]

youll get one

[left glade]

thanks

[slim junco]

You dont need flushes, so take that into consideration whenever you get close to running out of discards/hands

[toxic horizon]

they do for ancient

[raw fractal]

CASTLE IN THE TEAM

🔥

[toxic horizon]

IS YOUR PFP A PERSON 3 REFERENCE

[slim junco]

Two pair with the chad could be enough for 10k

[raw fractal]

Yes it is!

I'm a chronic persona enjoyer haha

[toxic horizon]

could banking on that is a bad idea

[toxic horizon]

EYYYYY SAME

P4R IS GONNA BE PEAK

[raw fractal]

YESSSSS i'm so excited for it 🔥

[slim junco]

Well if you dont get a flush better have a plan B

[raw fractal]

I just played golden recently as well

[toxic horizon]

ive been playing through it too

[raw fractal]

Am I gonna play it this soon, yeah ofc

Love the P4 cast

[toxic horizon]

my boy Yosuke not being in the P4R pains me

[raw fractal]

True like why 😭

Atlus needs to respect their VAs more

[toxic horizon]

yeaaaa

[raw fractal]

That's Yuri Lowenthal right there

[toxic horizon]

you know Jokers gonna have the same VA till he dies

[thin edge]

I'm so poor

[raw fractal]

It's gonna be hard to picture anyone other than Johnny Yong Bosch as Yu or Adachi

[toxic horizon]

i expected more money

[toxic horizon]

REAL

[raw fractal]

They better not replace him

[toxic horizon]

brother im gonna hold your hand..

[left glade]

i never played the golden

[raw fractal]

....

[toxic horizon]

we think everyones getting recasted

[raw fractal]

Killing myself

[left glade]

i only playedthe p3r and p5r

and p5r is the best

[toxic horizon]

Persona 3 reference right there

[raw fractal]

P5R is my favorite game of all time

[toxic horizon]

same

well no fav persona game

[raw fractal]

We're going back to the dark hour with this one

[left glade]

chicot and you son

[left glade]

Yeah

its very good

[toxic horizon]

i love p3r but god i hate Tartarus

[raw fractal]

Rental Castle its so beautiful 🥹

Enough to make a grown man (me) cry

[raw fractal]

Grinding is always the worst part of persona games

[left glade]

yeah

[toxic horizon]

at least its fun in P5R tho

[raw fractal]

This is why no one should ever by the dlc of P3R

Amazing game

[toxic horizon]

..i did

[raw fractal]

Terrible expansion

Oh i did as well

I got so bored 5 hours in

[left glade]

i love the royal finish of the p5r

[toxic horizon]

i have yet to get the royal ending

[raw fractal]

Oh are you playing through it rn?

[toxic horizon]

mhm

[raw fractal]

Ur in for a treat

[toxic horizon]

im playing through ALL of the persona games rn

[raw fractal]

Do you know which confidants to max

[alpine olive]

ghost deck .

[toxic horizon]

da stupid therapist, yoshizara or whatever and adachi

[raw fractal]

Yuppers

[toxic horizon]

PEAK RIGHT HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

[raw fractal]

Gay hanging chad ❤️

[alpine olive]

i once had a run with 3 photos and 2 chads (bp bs) but this is quite close

[toxic horizon]

shoulda got the yosuke romance in P4G

[raw fractal]

Honestly P4G didnt need to exist

I mean its cool

But the og game was fine

[toxic horizon]

you know atlus, love to delay the next game

I WANT P6 PLEASE

[raw fractal]

I'm still waiting for P6...

Yeah 😭

[toxic horizon]

im over all the persona 5 spinoffs

PLEASE

[left glade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[raw fractal]

I've just been playing other jrpgs to lessen the anticipation

[opal fog]

what do i even trade

[toxic horizon]

i dont want persona 5 strikers ultimax arena max royal reload revivial maximum edition

[raw fractal]

Strikers is meh

Its good

But you dont need to play it

[toxic horizon]

mhm

like i said ive been playing through 3,4 and 5

[left glade]

WHAT? plant? i have chicot

[toxic horizon]

havent beat 3 or 4 yet

[left glade]

NO

p5 strikers and p5 tatica IS GOOD

[raw fractal]

Noooo

I mean I will say

Strikers has its moments

[opal fog]

what do i trade guys

[toxic horizon]

its good but uneeded

[opal fog]

💔

[raw fractal]

Zenkichi and Sophia are goated

But like

[opal fog]

im playing lucky cards

poly

[raw fractal]

The story drags a LOT

And a lot of chars end up p underdeveloped

[left glade]

the gameplay

is fun

[raw fractal]

Gameplay is good

[toxic horizon]

no clue ToT

[raw fractal]

But also so hard to master

I also played it on switch which was a terrible mistake

[toxic horizon]

oh lord

[left glade]

but the atlus think the persona fans need a global for phantomX and persona 4 revival

[raw fractal]

They killed the graphics man

[toxic horizon]

i just want P6 man

[raw fractal]

Idk why they didn't try

[toxic horizon]

id trade both of those for P6

[raw fractal]

They do have the right idea remaking the older games tho

Like i probably wouldn't have played P3 unless it was remade

[left glade]

i dont have hope to this

[toxic horizon]

im waiting for them to remaster 1 and 2

[raw fractal]

Now its my 4th fav game ever

[frigid wasp]

rate my deak

[toxic horizon]

[left glade]

you need a triboulet

[raw fractal]

Negative Troubador 🔥

Goat

[compact cape]

Balatro isn't just a card game, it's a lifestyle. I breathe and drink Balatro. If I had one son, I'd name him "Full House," and if I had two, I'd name them "Double" and "Even" to upgrade them to level 18 and have them break the boss leagues when they're adults. Here's to Balatro. As for Balatro, it made me a better person. And when my phone's battery is dead, I close my eyes to play it in my head. The wheel of fortune dictates my life. I always have a banana in my pocket to score points. I identify with the Joker "Misprint" because my mental state is that unstable. I can't walk up the stairs without thinking about Balatro, and the day I die, I hope they put "Died in the middle of Balatro" on my tombstone. The only heart I want is the queen's. My dad thinks I'm crazy, but he doesn't know what it's like to be the highest card in the family. The day the game no longer has fans is because I'll no longer be in this world. Because I... am the Balatro

[raw fractal]

Sock and Buskin is a bit overrated but solid

[frigid wasp]

I beat the plant in the first rounds

[toxic horizon]

peak

[compact cape]

URABØT?!!!!

IT'S YOU?!!!

[frigid wasp]

[tight fox]

yuh i beat blue stake in one day

[frigid wasp]

Ola balatrin

[compact cape]

Soy fan

[tight fox]

i didn't count how many games it took but it was probably like 5 or something

[compact cape]

What sup man?

[frigid wasp]

Ando cabron

[compact cape]

Podemos hablar español acá?

[frigid wasp]

Hoy gane dos partidas de balatrito

[compact cape]

Balemadres

[tight fox]

looks like portuguese to me

[compact cape]

Yo ni con nivel 16 con doble ñar puedo hacer algo

[nova shore]

its spanish

[compact cape]

It's spanish

Bruh

😐

[tight fox]

you sure

[nova shore]

tf you mean, i speak both languages

recorda que hay reglas en contra de hablar otro idioma que no sea ingles xd

[tight fox]

i'm taking about iggy cheese's bio

[frigid wasp]

A

[nova shore]

nah los memes no, lo mensajes

[final delta]

feed me consumables

[tight fox]

i'm only like A1 in Spanish but i can only read half of it

[frigid wasp]

A ojokok

[nova shore]

por alguna razon a thunk le gustan los memes en español

[tight fox]

something is off here

[nova shore]

they are talking in abbreviations

[final delta]

its me I'm starving

I need consumables

[raw fractal]

Aren't you supposed to give consumables

Seems like a retcon to me

[final delta]

yes I eat them first

[tight fox]

i eat taco bell

[final delta]

then poop a negative version

[nova shore]

like, if you say "wdym bro, ts pmo" an A english student wouldnt understand you

[raw fractal]

So thats where it comes from...

[tight fox]

yah that makes sense

[frigid wasp]

Esta si es el verdadero deak que no aguanta nada contra la plata

[gentle compass]

fat cat hours

[nova shore]

yea, they are doing that xd

[final delta]

that's a lot of glass

[gentle compass]

it didn't even win

[final delta]

oh

[nova shore]

XDDDD

[final delta]

i almost got my first unseeded naneinf earlier

I only got e238 I miscalculated the amount of cryptids I needed

[nova shore]

cryptid mentioned

[final delta]

what the fuck is balanced 🗣🔥

who doesn't love scoring naneinf on round 1

[gentle compass]

i got a seed one today, which was one a friend found where you get 2 perkeo's and a cryptid card by ante 2

i got before with a seed i found where you skip both blinds on the first ante (double tag and investment tag in that order) and get blueprint and brainstorm in the first shop because of it

[left glade]

i take the double bs?

[gentle compass]

sure if but they both expire at different times

[left glade]

hehehe the campgood

[raw fractal]

Eternal sock and buskin damn

[nova shore]

get plantated idiot

[left glade]

i lost by the plant

but

this run

🔥

[raw fractal]

This is why you never take eternal sock 😅

$1 brainstorm tho...

[left glade]

double 1$ brainstorm

[raw fractal]

Brainstorm can't copy brainstorm this is tragic

Devastating even

[cursive bobcat]

🕊️

[left glade]

i lost too

[raw fractal]

Damn you fumbled that 😔

[left glade]

the worst joker

[raw fractal]

It's up there fs

I still hate Square joker more

And Campfire

[left glade]

campfire is good

[raw fractal]

I guess i just havent gotten to use it in a good way

[toxic horizon]

campfire good tho

[weary remnant]

my gf just broke up with me time to go back to discord mod status

[raw fractal]

I’m sorry bro that sucks balls

[left glade]

hello minos prime

[weary remnant]

im no longer prime

[slim junco]

???????

Fastest non legendary scaling xmult in the game

Its great

Specially early so you can build around it

[nova shore]

trash

[grand mural]

peak joker

every joker is good except 8 ball

or atleast usable

[left glade]

idk how to use he

[toxic horizon]

nuh uh its trash

idc what anyone says

[left glade]

is playing high card much times and change to any build?

[indigo talon]

Question

[compact cape]

Speak

[indigo talon]

Is there a way to mod abalatro on PC if I got it from Xbox Game Pass?

[weary remnant]

actually if you got this late with no specific hand you need to play and you have been playing a specific until you got it it would be insane/

[short widget]

Anothee card game for recomendation?

[toxic horizon]

slay the spire

[slim junco]

Its quite simple, so you spam one hand until its your most played by a really big margin
After that you can play whatever hand and your number go big

[left glade]

slay th espire

insccriptyion

[weary remnant]

neigh

[toxic horizon]

ah yes quite simple

[slim junco]

Is it not?

[glad oriole]

ultrakill (very card game)

[toxic horizon]

no

[weary remnant]

YES

[slim junco]

Spam pairs, then spam high card

Profit

[toxic horizon]

i love spamming the coin card

[weary remnant]

spam high cards then flush fi-

[glad oriole]

i like the sawblade card

[toxic horizon]

you lose econ by wasting hands plus you might not live after

[toxic horizon]

im personally a fan of the parry card

love spamming it

[weary remnant]

i prefer minigun card

[opal fog]

twin it literally gives you te ability to not focus on one hand

[toxic horizon]

what about sawblade card?

[weary remnant]

i prefer minos joker

[weary remnant]

NO NO NO NOT THAT AHHHH|

[glad oriole]

the parry card helped me a lot when p ranking the special p-1 challenge

[toxic horizon]

you only get it through the judgment card

[opal fog]

are u the one who said "i ate minos' toenail" in nbds then get banned

[toxic horizon]

what the

[left glade]

pokemon tcg

[weary remnant]

mhm

[opal fog]

blocked

[glad oriole]

minos why arent you pinos

[weary remnant]

freaky minos

[left glade]

i'm trying to get p rank in act 2

for sisyphus

[weary remnant]

sisyphus ez

[glad oriole]

its short for minos prime smhh

[toxic horizon]

ive just been grinding cyber grind

[slim junco]

Its not gonna do anything early, but having it from the get go means you can pivot as early as possible and you'll know right away you shouldn't be playing anything other than your most played hand
Best time for obelisk is early

[weary remnant]

there is a fucking imprint of you saying that on my screen for some reason

[toxic horizon]

huh?

[weary remnant]

my screan tweaking

[final delta]

obelisk sucks

[toxic horizon]

damn doflamingo is strong

[weary remnant]

99% of the time

[worldly basin]

Omg minos prime is this u

[toxic horizon]

JUDGEMENT

[final delta]

100% of the time

[agile void]

a lot of people lose to the plant in this server

[weary remnant]

your getting judgement in court for this

the plant so ez guys

[toxic horizon]

[worldly basin]

Chill

[final delta]

your one of them

[worldly basin]

It aint that deep

[worldly basin]

[final delta]

this is why my buddy @slim junco is goated

[agile void]

no not really I struggle at the wall instead

[slim junco]

🤭

[final delta]

how

[final delta]

hey chicot

[agile void]

big ass blind?

as compared to just having face cards disabled

[slim junco]

I just woke up

[weary remnant]

this man is USELESS!

[slim junco]

So you would use CANIO over me?

[final delta]

which is absolutely tragic and deserve 3 days of grief

[weary remnant]

ofc

[final delta]

no one would use canio over u

canio is so fucking trash

[weary remnant]

canio best card

[hot pike]

the true legendary is here

[weary remnant]

peak

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[slim junco]

Yo @slim junco get a load of this guy

[toxic horizon]

woah

[weary remnant]

die

[final delta]

Holy fuck there a moth here