🎙・server-chat

[molten horizon]

You can do it

[wooden socket]

ye its good for buying time if you have a retrigger build

[molten horizon]

Balatro balatrez would be proud

[remote sparrow]

peak morning, chat ||[RE-UPLOADED. Unknown if i already posted it]||

I'm a newbie

[molten horizon]

ONLY ONE 10

[wooden socket]

oh my i forgot how slow it is the original game speed

[molten horizon]

AND YOU DO A ROYAL FLUSH

[molten horizon]

X2

I always use X2

[wooden socket]

i have 4

[molten horizon]

(Ignore the Spanish audio)

I really have too many memes in Spanish.

[remote sparrow]

pero que balatreada papu :v

[molten horizon]

Hay que balatrear para hacer sentir orgulloso a Balatro balatrez

Ok back to English

[remote sparrow]

k

[remote sparrow]

fr balatrero

[waxen skiff]

ts is peak...

the best run for the worst player

[molten horizon]

P E A K

[remote sparrow]

Balatro deserved the GOTY

[analog cape]

i love this server

[remote sparrow]

"NECESITO BALATREAR"

[slim junco]

I agree milk

[waxen skiff]

so close yet so far..

[civic geyser]

Am I good if I did this three of a kind

[slim junco]

Math…

[sly frigate]

chat you have to hop on grow a garden rn

the dev is admin abusing so hard

hes gonna restock ember 3 times if we beat wr for most players on a game at one time

im not gonna have enough money for this am i

[forest river]

Guys, does anyone know how to make the mods dont crash so much? (especially cryptid)

[tacit bronze]

just ask on their server

[forest river]

Sorry idk they had a server

[tacit bronze]

its too ez to get money in that game, you will get it

[sly frigate]

you have five minutes

to get that money

and i'im broke on robux so

[waxen skiff]

corny aah music now playing

[tacit bronze]

specifically taco rain which reigns at the top of corny music

[tacit bronze]

clutch up with moon melons or moon blossom

[sly frigate]

i'm broke

i don't have those

how do tyou even get those

[waxen skiff]

ion even know what the hell taco rain is i only know its raining tacos

[tacit bronze]

idk the name but ig its the same thing

[tacit bronze]

bro started too late, wrap it up, go do completionist++ man

[sly frigate]

the dev is bankrupting me with all these seeds

[waxen skiff]

jandel made a grammatical error

lmfao

[sly frigate]

16M NO WAY

[waxen skiff]

its not the most crazy its the craziest

[sly frigate]

no way no way

owls

time

[waxen skiff]

overcooked owls for almost 50% of the bot playerbase in gag

the music is kinda fire tbh :P

[sly frigate]

fr

i've filled up an entire new plot with all the seeds

[waxen skiff]

the even better run for the worst player

[waxen skiff]

lmao bro 😭

this is the biggest beanstalk i have

[sly frigate]

lol

[sly frigate]

mine's 30%

[forest river]

[wraith wharf]

How is there a better tag for balatro players then the balatro server tag 😭

I mean

Mult is cool

But e308 is 10³⁰⁸ times cooler

[proud crescent]

Thank

[unreal stream]

endless be damned

(also this isn't an idle game unlike ad)

[wraith wharf]

I dont play the game even, I just like the tag a lot

[forest river]

Imo the best card in the game

[nocturne sphinx]

@stiff bay GET OUT

[stiff bay]

No you

[nocturne sphinx]

mhmhmhm

where should i put the word joker

[glossy dawn]

Hey guys can legendary jokers get eternal effect?

[barren geyser]

I think they can

Eternal is the one you cant sell neither destroy right?

[wraith wharf]

They cant

Unless all jokers are eternal challenge

[glossy dawn]

Hmmm

[glossy dawn]

Oh lmao

[opaque shard]

Luchador be like: "I have my whole life ahead of me". No you don't, the perishable is coming 😂

[desert patrol]

Good morning balatroz

[tranquil oak]

What would be best to sell? I assume constellation, it’s only giving 1.5x mult

Actually 1.6x but same difference

Just wanna finally clear gold stake abandoned deck so I can forget this deck exists

[desert patrol]

Well

[cosmic nexus]

you should sell nothing

[desert patrol]

Im mot an expert

so i cant

say anything

[tranquil oak]

You think I can still clear with everything debuffed?

[desert patrol]

btw guys what deck is the best, yellow or spectral????

[tranquil oak]

I do have straights pretty well leveled

[cosmic nexus]

it depends if you rely on your cards

enchantments

[tranquil oak]

Straights are at level 21, have no enhanced cards

[desert patrol]

bc idk which one is the best to play

[cosmic nexus]

then there is no benefit from selling a joker

[tranquil oak]

I had space joker for a while and was getting free levels into straights with blueprint + space man

Was activing surprisingly often even without oops

[tranquil oak]

Who would be best for blueprint to copy?

[cosmic nexus]

constellation if it's anywhere 2x and above

[tranquil oak]

Ride the Bus is on +41 mult

[desert patrol]

yellow deck or spectral deck is better??????

[tranquil oak]

It’s only on 1.6x cus I didn’t get him till Ante 7 big blind

[cosmic nexus]

hm

probably about the same

[tranquil oak]

Copying Ride the Bus vs copying Constellation?

[patent flame]

1.6 x 2 is still good

[cosmic nexus]

yeah. you can techincally do the math, but I usually don't

[desert patrol]

guys

[tranquil oak]

I am too lazy for that, we just send it and hope for the best

[patent flame]

Maybe copy constellation

[desert patrol]

what is better

[tranquil oak]

Oh yeah, easy 2 shot even with the debuff

[cosmic nexus]

yellow is better for consistency, and ghost is better for winning if you are struggling

[barren geyser]

Inu jumpscare

[tranquil oak]

Nice, ty for the help

[barren geyser]

Boo

[desert patrol]

k

[tranquil oak]

Verdant Leaf honestly might be the most cheesable of the ante 8 boss blinds

[cosmic nexus]

it's often considered the easiest. right beside acorn and bell.

[tranquil oak]

Bell always picks a card I don’t want to play 😂

[cosmic nexus]

yeah for bell you have to be playing high card or pair

[tranquil oak]

Trying to make a flush and it picks the stanky suits

[cosmic nexus]

which is the meta, but some builds do differ, so it is probably liek this from easiest to worst --> acorn --> verdant --> bell --> crimson --> vessel

[patent flame]

Maybe this is a sign to not play flushes 💜

[tranquil oak]

Never, flushes are goated

[random grove]

Splash is a good joker

[patent flame]

It ain't goated the scaling is ASSS 💔

[cosmic nexus]

well it's even worse for straights. it's just that high card and pair are so good.

[cosmic nexus]

flushes have some of the hardest scaling in the game. the problem is drawing enough of them to win.

[tranquil oak]

They scale worse than straight, but are arguably easier to play consistently

[patent flame]

That shit is not a big deal 😢 use all suit tarots to make flushes more consistent 🤔 🤔

[cosmic nexus]

flushes scale on jokers and deckfixing, not planet levels

[cosmic nexus]

compared to high card / pair it's very different

[patent flame]

Chips from planets are terrible 👀 it takes too many levels to be good 😔

[cosmic nexus]

highcard / pairs you can play around jokers like faceless joker, whereas with flushes it's much more difficult due to having to play 5 scoring cards

[patent flame]

3oak can achieve 100+ chips 2 levels lower than flushmid

U can also deckfix for 4oak 💡

[cosmic nexus]

that's bcs flushes are easier to play

[patent flame]

Only good in short term 👀 for a better guaranteed win one must pivot to a better option ✅

[slim junco]

Cups of the rosè

[cosmic nexus]

flushes do scale harder than any other hand... except flush five which includes a flush anyway

[pallid sapphire]

you could win with flushes, it's just harder than the others

[patent flame]

When u play builds like photochad u should focus on 3oak 4oak and the secret hand types ✅ flushmid also scales bad on base mult, making it lower to multiply compared to what i mentioned earlier 🤔

[tranquil oak]

My first gold stake clear was Checkered Deck with just 2 eternal madness playing nothing but flushes the whole run (ik it’s easier to play them cus it’s checkered but still)

[cosmic nexus]

it kind of doesn't matter with photochad. pairs is the best anyway.

[digital tusk]

photochad is so pairs wdym

[desert patrol]

What should i do

[pallid sapphire]

if flushes scale badly, just make sure you have economy and blue seals to level them up "faster"

[tranquil oak]

Was getting 64x mult off the 2 eternal madness

[wide knoll]

hi im new can anyone explain how i managed to spend over 100 hours in the game already

[desert patrol]

Its normal ngl

[wide knoll]

buy the banana

[patent flame]

U want to multiply bigger basemult.... Not small small base mult 😢 but ofc if u have burnt joker it's better ✅

[desert patrol]

Banana has a chance to dissapear

[tranquil oak]

It says I have 500 hours of playtime but I just forget my console on a lot with the game running

[wide knoll]

it gives you +15 mult tho

[digital tusk]

a friend sent me this run its not fair what kind of rng is this

[cosmic nexus]

flush builds exist due to jokers like ancient joker.
being able to score 5 cards per round also helps things like midas vampire

[tranquil oak]

Gros Michel and Cavendish are arguably the best common jokers

[cosmic nexus]

the upsides to flushes are so good, which is why the planet scales poorly

[tranquil oak]

Riff Raff up there too

[patent flame]

It's red stake

[cosmic nexus]

riff raff is like an angel the way it gives miracles

[digital tusk]

riff raff first shop im always taking even if rental ❤️

[tranquil oak]

I got a polychrome riff raff in the On a Knife’s Edge challenge and still managed to fumble the bag

Was quite painful

[pallid sapphire]

nice

[cosmic nexus]

I'll even take eternal rental if there is no other scoring in the shop 😎

[digital tusk]

honestly riff raff one of the few round 1 rentals worth taking

[tranquil oak]

I hate ceremonial dagger ngl

[tranquil oak]

You get your money back from it

Easily

[cosmic nexus]

for sure... annoying that you have to play down a joker slot if you want to scale it more

[digital tusk]

im trying to think of other round 1 rentals thats worth it now 😭

[pallid sapphire]

how can you, it's one of the fastest scaling +multers ever

[tranquil oak]

Can spawn in a bunch of good econ jokers too like Mail In Rebate, Reserved Parking or Business Card

[cosmic nexus]

blueprint/brainstorm. especially since they usually cost 10 dollars

[pallid sapphire]

you can get it to +50 pretty quickly and then stop scaling it lol

[cosmic nexus]

yeah it's just annoying 🫢

[tranquil oak]

I’d rather spam two pairs with spare trousers

[digital tusk]

would you take a reserved parking rental round 1?

[tranquil oak]

Any day

[pallid sapphire]

one time I got a goated dagger and madness run going and then nuked it cause I forgot my madness wasn't eternal ...

[cosmic nexus]

if I have a scoring joker that can win in 1 hand then yes

you can also sell the reserved parking before playing the final hand

so just free money

[digital tusk]

its round 1 it would be all of your money

no other jokers

[cosmic nexus]

it's 1 dolalr for a rental

(also I play only on yellow deck)

[digital tusk]

cheater :(

[barren geyser]

Why do i smell smth burning

[desert patrol]

Should i do smth?

[digital tusk]

get off discord and make sure you’re safe please

[barren geyser]

No, like
Its not coming from my house
Looks like its on the street?

[desert patrol]

bc i wanna do like that king mult

[barren geyser]

Idk if someone is burning something its not here

[desert patrol]

that mults the king and happesn like 300000000 mult

[cosmic nexus]

mail in rebate is broken

take it over misprint

[desert patrol]

im dumb i just selled the smiley face

any more?

[barren geyser]

Changed my name yay

[olive ferry]

how many copy jokers are usually neededfor a baron mime naneinf?\

[cosmic nexus]

a pro would take the order to get a rare out of the pool, but I doubt that will work well for you

[north steppe]

Ok

[barren geyser]

Ok :D

[desert patrol]

Idk, i just want to try that mult thing with the kings

[cosmic nexus]

yeah baron is by far the best joker here

[desert patrol]

so i chose smth

or i dont?

[cosmic nexus]

the next joker to go is mispint

the order you can choose just to make it not show up in the shop. That way blueprint/brainstorm are a little more likely to show up.

[desert patrol]

okay

so i dont choose anything

bc i have to get one more

[prime glen]

Better to copy business card or sock?

[toxic horizon]

what type of run you doing

[cosmic nexus]

buisness card

[prime glen]

Not quite sure

I’m thinking face cards

[toxic horizon]

[cosmic nexus]

should probably change to sock after you get a hand full of lucky cards

[toxic horizon]

ooh lucky card run

[desert patrol]

I have respect to the plant , but i defeated it.

[toxic horizon]

good shit

[cosmic nexus]

best feeling is when you play face cards and still win

[desert patrol]

that was my best run so far

[desert patrol]

Should i buysmth?

[toxic horizon]

thats your high score?

[desert patrol]

2 next binds and i lost

But yeah

[toxic horizon]

swag

mines only e12 💔

[prime glen]

Hmmmmm

[toxic horizon]

take itttttt

[prime glen]

Who kill tho

Cuz I’m focused on chips atm

[tacit bronze]

im getting a goated run rn chat

[toxic horizon]

trading card

[toxic horizon]

good luck i believe

[tacit bronze]

now i need a red card or more planets soon

[cosmic nexus]

trading card is better than DNA at ante3

[toxic horizon]

oops all 6 start, this will turn into a lucky cat run if I BELIEVEEEE

[toxic horizon]

what 💔

[cosmic nexus]

unless you have a polychrome red seal

[prime glen]

Not yet

Just a base steel queen

[cosmic nexus]

having a thin deck is very strong on any stake

and that can lead to an early idol if you go full delete mode with trading card and tarots

[tacit bronze]

gg, ez canio with ahkn run

[verbal tusk]

how do yall play balatro with that vhs screen mode the curved edges just pmo-

[prime glen]

Pmo…?

[verbal tusk]

pisses me off

[prime glen]

It looks nice

[verbal tusk]

hell no

[prime glen]

Like a casino game

Or retro

[slim junco]

Wait that’s a setting?

[desert patrol]

Any of theese good?

[slim junco]

Also yeah just play on a real crt screen atp

[slim junco]

Is that the +4 mult joker

[faint hill]

anyone tryna help me win my first run?

[slim junco]

What do you need?

[faint hill]

idk

i just havnt been able to win

[slim junco]

Hm

[faint hill]

im playing with balck deck to get cheakerd deck

[toxic horizon]

oh good luck

black deck is pain

[faint hill]

rlly?

[prime glen]

Holy peak

[desert patrol]

yes

[toxic horizon]

hardest deck in the game

[faint hill]

BRUH

[slim junco]

I’d almost get walkie talkie

[sonic field]

lol 4 lucky card double proc with lucky cat and oops all 6s

[toxic horizon]

that -1 hand is brutal 💔

[sonic field]

no?

[toxic horizon]

what do you think is the hardest

[sonic field]

idk but definitely not black deck

[pallid sapphire]

(have you reached gold yet)

[sonic field]

maybe erratic deck idk

[sonic field]

beat it

[pallid sapphire]

nice

[toxic horizon]

erratic is not hard

[sonic field]

no deck is hard

[toxic horizon]

black is

[faint hill]

welp

[pallid sapphire]

nebula is hard

-1 consumable 💔

[faint hill]

anyone willuing to help me?

[toxic horizon]

i can try idk how to help

[faint hill]

hop on vc

?

[pallid sapphire]

white stake black isn't that hard though

[toxic horizon]

mka

one sec

[faint hill]

okay

[sonic field]

why is -1 hand brutal when you one shot every blind anyways?

[toxic horizon]

you dont

[sonic field]

do you just not have jokers unlocked??

[pallid sapphire]

tell that to the -$1

[desert patrol]

should i?

[toxic horizon]

nah

[toxic horizon]

you have less opprotunity to score just for 1 extra joker slot which you might not even live to use optimally

and that -1 dollar does do some damage to your econ after red stake

[pallid sapphire]

I mean theoretically after you get past ante 1 or 2 you're probably gonna be okay (probably)

sadly -1 dollar per ante which snowballs, -1 hand to dig or scale kinda rough

[toxic horizon]

i mean yeah but sometimes with -1 hand you dont live to ante 2

[sonic field]

no way

[pallid sapphire]

I don't think any other deck has that level of depression

wym no way, that's just objective statistics how it works

there's no deck that gimps you that hard for early game

[toxic horizon]

yeah

and after blue stake with also -1 discard

your screwed early game

[pallid sapphire]

This isn't even like a skill issue thing or anything, it's just the (now limited) tools you're given

[toxic horizon]

or if RNG isnt nice to you

[pallid sapphire]

shop 1 all rentals 💢

[toxic horizon]

pain 💔

[slim junco]

I can’t wait

It’s almost orange stake time

[sonic field]

ill try black deck after this run

[toxic horizon]

i thought you beat gold stake

[sonic field]

i mean ill play black deck

[gray venture]

i have this little scrolling ad space on my strawpage and i made a little balatro one!

[sonic field]

been a while since ive played it ngl

lucky cat and oops all 6's first shop lol

[toxic horizon]

fair enough

[autumn flower]

what does the plant do again

[sonic field]

debuff face cards

[toxic horizon]

[autumn flower]

how is that bad

[slim junco]

Gotta love running into the plant with paradolia

[autumn flower]

ohr lmao

[slim junco]

It’s not necessarily but quite a few builds involve using face cards

[autumn flower]

can you win with a joker stencil?

[sonic field]

i once got an eternal paradolia from a pack without noticing its eternal lol

[autumn flower]

yeah I got it

[slim junco]

Prob if you level your hand

[toxic horizon]

paradolia plus midas mask is my fav synergy

[slim junco]

I get so many eternals from packs because I don’t look

[toxic horizon]

free money

[sonic field]

and vampire lol

[toxic horizon]

yeee

everytime i get paradolia and midas mask vampire just says nuh uh istg

[sonic field]

but its safe to say we arent streamers

so no luck

[toxic horizon]

yeah 💔

i occasionally stream balatro and the luck is real

i got yorick and blueprint first ante

[clever moss]

so cute

[sonic field]

this is so frustrating i want it but i dont think its a good choice to replace anything

[toxic horizon]

your could replace it with chad if anything

[gray venture]

heres the link if you want ❤️ https://hu6.straw.page

these hearts are also from the balatro deck!

[sonic field]

but how am i gonna mega scale the lucky cat

i might just do it ngl

[toxic horizon]

depend on bloodstone more ig

MEGA scaling

[spring sphinx]

Yipie

[clever moss]

i like it ! lowkey wanna make a strawpage too ...

[toxic horizon]

gg on first win

[sonic field]

i dont even wanna win i just wanna scale the lucky cat lol

this is white stakes

[toxic horizon]

i want a lucky cat run

sigh

[sonic field]

ill just do it

[toxic horizon]

YIPPEE

[clever moss]

does ANYBODY else play balatro from apple arcade

[slim junco]

Nah

[toxic horizon]

ME

[slim junco]

I got it on steam

[clever moss]

OH MY GOD

[toxic horizon]

i have it on every device i own

[clever moss]

SOMEONE

[toxic horizon]

steam playstation phone and xbox

[clever moss]

ok ITS SO MUCH CHEAPER TO PLAY WITH APPLE ARCADE

[toxic horizon]

yessss

[sonic field]

lol 10x lucky cat

[toxic horizon]

when i cant play on steam i just grind on my phone

[worldly obsidian]

does any1 play roblox here as well as Balatro

[slim junco]

To expensive to buy again on iPhone

[clever moss]

when balatro first came out i got free apple arcade

[toxic horizon]

i love how its cheaper to buy on phone than steam

[toxic horizon]

same

[slim junco]

It is funny

[clever moss]

i fell in love with it and played a whole month but unfortunately just never got back until 2 months ago

[toxic horizon]

i was like "This looks silly" then it became an addiction

[random grove]

Splash is a good joker

[worldly obsidian]

u can get balatro for free

[slim junco]

But my friend bought it for me so it doesn’t matter

[clever moss]

now school's over i can grind

[toxic horizon]

real

[worldly obsidian]

one of the easiest games to pirate

[random grove]

Why does balatro drain battery

[toxic horizon]

cuz big numbers

[clever moss]

pirating is hard when ur on mac !

[toxic horizon]

mac gamers have it so hard

[worldly obsidian]

oh yeah agreed

[toxic horizon]

so many games they cant play

[clever moss]

i'm planning to buy it on my phone

[random grove]

Get apple arcade

[worldly obsidian]

on windows tho u can pirate it so easily

[clever moss]

its kinda inconvenient to bring my mac out outside and play

[clever moss]

i do

[slim junco]

Yo another Mac user

[clever moss]

have it

[slim junco]

That’s awesome

[clever moss]

yes!!!

awesome

[slim junco]

Sadly my laptop battery blew out

[clever moss]

omg

i just realized

[toxic horizon]

brb im gonna make some spaghetti

[clever moss]

i can play it on my phone too with apple arcade

holy

[clever moss]

you awakened me thanks

why was i SO stupid lmao

[worldly obsidian]

does any1 else play this

[slim junco]

I mean if it’s a .exe file you could just run wine and it might work

[clever moss]

how do i sync it between mac and iphone

[slim junco]

Idk

iCloud prob

[worldly obsidian]

try ur charging port idk

[slim junco]

Or that

[sonic field]

it just gave itself poly with the wheel lol

[clever moss]

i think i can't sync my profile

wow holy shit

im gonna be playing all summer i guess

[gusty wasp]

how do you get good at balatro 😔

[olive ferry]

time to naneinf
wait who took my jokers

[clever moss]

honestly

[toxic horizon]

just do it

[gusty wasp]

HOW?$??!

[gusty wasp]

oh mb

[clever moss]

this might be a basic answer but you just gotta play

i was so bad at balatro

[toxic horizon]

yeah

same

took me 20 hours for my first win deadass

[gusty wasp]

I can’t gif :{

[toxic horizon]

then it clicked

[gusty wasp]

I won once

[clever moss]

but i managaed to hit 5 mil within 2 weeks of playing

this was my BEST run oat

[toxic horizon]

once it clicked me for me i was able to hit e13

[clever moss]

omg

like i bet

[olive ferry]

nostalgic
i used to play a lot of osu and this is what everyone says when someone asks how to get good at it

[clever moss]

loll they're not wrong either

[olive ferry]

someone took my jyokers....

[clever moss]

perfect

[toxic horizon]

not the jonklers....

[clever moss]

man i wanna hav pink balatro too

[toxic horizon]

you can mod with mac

[gusty wasp]

Wassat

[clever moss]

can i do it on the plus version

apple arcade one

[spring sphinx]

Not first

Holy shit i feel like such a bad player when i try to win cause whatt

[toxic horizon]

i dont think so YET

[clever moss]

i hope SOON

[toxic horizon]

youll also be able to sync between devices

so your mac can go to your phone

[clever moss]

omg yes

i need it SO BAD RN

[toxic horizon]

yesss

[clever moss]

hear us

[olive ferry]

thanks a lot to whoever stole my jokers

💢

[toxic horizon]

at least we know we're getting it

[dim garnet]

Are there any Italians who play balatro here?

[clever moss]

holy ante 22

[clever moss]

was it announced or?

[toxic horizon]

i think so?

i rememeber reading it somewhere for "future updates"

[clever moss]

hope it's soon...

[sonic field]

if i dont get directors cut next ante i might lost to the head or the plant

[slim junco]

Can’t wait for frugtier aero to come back to Apple

[clever moss]

i really need to sync between my phone and mac

[clever moss]

omg real

not fun when ur phone is 64gb though

[olive ferry]

well it is seeded
not from a seedfinder or anything i just had to play an unseeded again because blueprint first shop 🤤 but then i made some incredibly dumb decisions which led me to die at like ante 7
so i had to try it again

[slim junco]

I love nostalgia bait

[toxic horizon]

rip

[clever moss]

rip its okay

seeds are good

[olive ferry]

i might try an actual seed tho

i havent done that

maybe then ill feel happiness 🙂

[toxic horizon]

i do that every so often when balatro starts to make me rage

[sonic field]

this could only go right

[barren geyser]

Chat rate this naneinf

[clever moss]

lmao me but when i last tried a seed some of my decks werent unlocked

[toxic horizon]

peak

[clever moss]

203 red seal club kings

[marble sparrow]

my shitstorm of a pc that can't even run balatro can run windows 10 apparently

[clever moss]

also what the fuck are those jokers?

[sonic field]

what jokers

[clever moss]

cant run balatro?

brother

[marble sparrow]

my gpu is bottlenecking me (i think so)

[sinful stirrup]

Ante 1 😩

[toxic horizon]

peak if you live

[marble sparrow]

yes

It's a gifted pc

[toxic horizon]

how can it not run balatro 💔

[marble sparrow]

it can't run open Glass 2.0

openGL*

[clever moss]

damn💔 maybe u can get it on ur phone

[cursive badger]

What's the move here

[sonic field]

shit i played a royal flush without realizing

[marble sparrow]

I already have it on my phone

[sinful stirrup]

His phone can't run it either

[toxic horizon]

buy blueprint copy card sharp

[toxic horizon]

invisible joker peak

[cursive badger]

Painted deck, I don't have any more slots idk what to sell

[toxic horizon]

sell the gift

[marble sparrow]

I have a Samsung galaxy a12

[sonic field]

its a part of a combo

[toxic horizon]

oh true

but pants still scales really well and since gift adds to all the jokers it wont matter that much

[marble sparrow]

my gpu is bottlenecking me from the glory of balatro

[clever moss]

i mean, if you don't sell anything what's the purpose of it

[toxic horizon]

scales with swashbuckler

[clever moss]

OHHH

yeah makes sense

[sonic field]

place your bets

[stable quarry]

Someone help me pls

[toxic horizon]

i bet oops

[toxic horizon]

whats up

[clever moss]

its gonna duplicate the

the

[toxic horizon]

oops

[marble sparrow]

all my life savigs on bloodstone

[sonic field]

the

[stable quarry]

I’m setting up for idol run what goes for bp?

[clever moss]

the

uhm

[toxic horizon]

hallucination

[sonic field]

...

[stable quarry]

It’s really helping for deck fixing tho

[clever moss]

no way

[toxic horizon]

if your able to one shot everything you can just do it with your econ

[toxic horizon]

PFHAHAHAHAH

[sonic field]

i wanted oops ngl

[stable quarry]

Hmm ok thanks

[merry silo]

I really hate the “must play 5 cards” boss blind. I always forget to play 5 cards 😢😢😢😢😢

[toxic horizon]

yee good luck getting idol

[clever moss]

its my favorite

[toxic horizon]

high card lovers in shambles

[clever moss]

i always play flush. always.

it's the best hand.

[sonic field]

same but the seprent is way better

the goat

[toxic horizon]

its good early antes for living ig

i like straights

[clever moss]

what about straight flush

[merry silo]

Of course since I’m fairly new to the game . I’m prone to beginner mistakes lol

[toxic horizon]

too diffcult

not worth the rig

[clever moss]

play flushes

[sonic field]

i hate it i always play it instead of a flush on accident when its under leveled

[clever moss]

LMAO REAL

[toxic horizon]

real

[sonic field]

i still win tho

[clever moss]

i agree

i once

[toxic horizon]

hot take flush house and straight flush is the hardest hands

[sonic field]

uhm okay

[toxic horizon]

alright buddy

[clever moss]

i agree, hard to get but its the best when u get it

[toxic horizon]

ye

[clever moss]

i once

played 4 cards

i thought i was playing a flush

on the needle

[toxic horizon]

...

thats really funny gonna be honest

[clever moss]

its embarrasing

[toxic horizon]

ive done the same dw

my brains on autopilot and i just forget

[clever moss]

i cant see very well so i sometimes mix up suit or ranks lol

[sonic field]

i do it and quit to main menu and rejoin the run to redo my actions lol

[sonic field]

do you have high contrast cards on?

[toxic horizon]

cheater......

/silly

[clever moss]

especially when they're like holographic

[clever moss]

yeah yeah i do

i always gotta have my glasses on

[toxic horizon]

i dont remember getting that many legendaries..

[sonic field]

the lucky cat mult changes before the cards even activate lol from the moment you play the cards

[toxic horizon]

yea its funny

[sonic field]

very tempting

[toxic horizon]

do it

sell a lucky cat

[sonic field]

replace the lucky cat?

bet

i no longer one shot every thing

[clever moss]

you have 3 bro

[sonic field]

nvm i still do

[clever moss]

give one to me

[olive ferry]

scary face

[toxic horizon]

i was gonna say no way

[sonic field]

i think ill lose in less than 10 hands ngl

[stable quarry]

Oh

[sonic field]

ill get seltzer

[clever moss]

get it

[sonic field]

oh wait the boss blind is the plant i lost

[clever moss]

THE PLANT RUINS EVETYGHING

[sonic field]

unless i get the numbered lucky heart cards

[toxic horizon]

no rerolls?

[sonic field]

nah

lol

[toxic horizon]

damn tragic

[clever moss]

what do u have in your deck

[toxic horizon]

[patent flame]

Unironically good

Now just settle for flush five and idol

[lucid pivot]

[toxic horizon]

they already lost

[sonic field]

i mean i can win i just have to be lucky

[timid cloak]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[toxic horizon]

good luck

[patent flame]

Hah. Get #planted

[clever moss]

ill play too

[toxic horizon]

[clever moss]

oh yeah. that face.

[toxic horizon]

its so silly whats your beef with egg

[clever moss]

NO

i love it

[toxic horizon]

phew

[sonic field]

nah bro thinks im buying him back

[clever moss]

IT JUST LOOKS SO SINISTER

LMAO

[toxic horizon]

"put me in coach!"

[clever moss]

bro got benched for seltzer (fair)

[toxic horizon]

too bad no antimatter

[sonic field]

bruh now i cant play a flush

[clever moss]

i listened to balatro theme when i was studying for maths

[toxic horizon]

oof

[clever moss]

i got the lowest score of my life

[toxic horizon]

REAL THE THEME IS IN MY PLAYLIST LOL

[clever moss]

so unlucky

[sonic field]

ill just turn the jack to a wild card and use him for the flush

[clever moss]

yes

[toxic horizon]

its still a face card the wild card will be debuffed

[sonic field]

oh wait nvm debuffed wild cards dont work as wild cards

[toxic horizon]

yeah

[clever moss]

maybe u can play one empty hand to work as a discard

idk i sometimes do that to get flush or flush five

[sonic field]

maybe i play 1 steel with 3 aces and the 9?

[toxic horizon]

try it

[clever moss]

worth trying

[sonic field]

i underestimated my jokers

[toxic horizon]

GOD DAMN

[clever moss]

LMAO

BHDGSHFSBFHSG

you couldve played 4 aces lol

[merry silo]

Oh..😧

[clever moss]

it's the seltzer btw

[toxic horizon]

i could see this going to e11

[tardy crest]

@mighty osprey BLAH

[sonic field]

i hope i live long enough to play the serpent

[clever moss]

i think its goated

[sonic field]

same

[clever moss]

ykw MAYBE

but

how abt ur levels

[clever moss]

you have to be so lucky

[timid cloak]

Ante 1 baron invisible is crazy

[sonic field]

yeah no

[toxic horizon]

EW BLACK DECK

guess i was wrong about e11

[clever moss]

guys what is yall favorite suit

[merry silo]

You’re one letter off… one letter…

[sonic field]

heart

[toxic horizon]

huh

[merry silo]

Nada

[toxic horizon]

ok

[merry silo]

Honestly depends really

[fair rose]

. . . my dumbass just looked closer and realised that the Strength card is a man and a dog, and not a weird centaur of sorts like I've been thinking it was all this time

[sonic field]

rip my best run

[merry silo]

Wtf I thought the same lol

[clever moss]

o7

[fair rose]

OH GOOD TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

[clever moss]

first shop baron

who cheered

[toxic horizon]

mee\

[sonic field]

hey i mean 30x lucky cat is funny lol

on the dot lol

[clever moss]

AND SOCK

lmao

first shop

and jupiter im playing flush

[timid cloak]

Okay I died

[sonic field]

w

[timid cloak]

Turns out 2 barons is not good for early game

[clever moss]

it really not is

i didnt get a single king

[merry silo]

😢

[clever moss]

sock and pareidolia

[merry silo]

I never knew how pareidolia worked

[gusty wasp]

What’s that

[sonic field]

all cards are face cards

[stable quarry]

I’m going for idol run, the deck is basically all fixed but if I don’t get idol this ante I’m dead is it worth taking invis?

[clever moss]

if u have a joker that does something with face cards its useful

[sonic field]

considired face cards

[timid cloak]

What are these runs

[sonic field]

yeah?

[merry silo]

So like that one joker that turns all faces into gold cards?

[sonic field]

no?

idk

[molten horizon]

I omitted the fighter and they come out with this

[stable quarry]

For what ?

[clever moss]

idk if it works with it but

sock for example retriggers them

[merry silo]

I see

[sonic field]

idk maybe dusk?

[clever moss]

btw i made the dumbest mistake

[sonic field]

or dont

[molten horizon]

I really hate the skibidi plant

[sonic field]

idk

[clever moss]

i got excited and instead of using strength on queens i used it on jacks lol

[merry silo]

Bro………… 😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢

[pallid sapphire]

should've save scummed

[fair rose]

Yeah it does it's pretty fun and cool if you have vampire and that

[slim junco]

Can’t wait for saving in Balatro

[half trout]

Do you guys think localthunk actually reads suggestions?

[merry silo]

Probably

[toxic horizon]

prolly

[sonic field]

polychrome

[half trout]

What about it?

[clever moss]

jokers were good but tarots arent doing me justice

deck fixing is...

[sonic field]

hehe justice

glass cards

[pallid sapphire]

glass goated

[sonic field]

hehehehe

[slim junco]

Guys look at my entrance to my house

Ts gonna look so peak when it’s finished

[half trout]

1.2 is looking crazy!

[clever moss]

im barely scoring 4k rn

lmao

ante 4

[slim junco]

Wdym 😭

[half trout]

I’m implying that your playing an early access balatro update in the photo

[clever moss]

judgement created foil greedy joker

wow

[sonic field]

what are you playing on? as in platform

[slim junco]

Oh yeah, the spruce joker is goated

[clever moss]

as in platform? im playing on my mac if thats what u mean

[sonic field]

can i watch

[half trout]

As a Mac owner I’m sorry

Personally I play balatro on mobile and use the Mac for work only, but I imagine It doesn’t run too optimally on Mac

[clever moss]

i'll have dinner so i'll probably let this run end but i can stream some other time maybe later today

[sonic field]

aight

[slim junco]

This is to cool

[slim junco]

Yo three Mac owners

This is awesome

[half trout]

Most Mac owners I’ve ever seen in a discord server

[slim junco]

It runs fine for me (at least on steam)

[half trout]

That’s good

What kind of Mac? I have an m1

[slim junco]

Uh

It’s one from 2013

[clever moss]

alrr !!

[half trout]

Ooh old school

[slim junco]

Yeah

[clever moss]

i have an m1 too loll

[slim junco]

The old family computer

Bro @slim junco you’ve basically been a part of the construction of my whole house 😭

I also had a laptop from 2007

[slim junco]

Wdym

Also house like boss blind

[half trout]

Is yours from before they banned Manuel hardware upgrades?

[slim junco]

Idk

[half trout]

Lol

[sonic field]

the golden dollar

[slim junco]

I’ve sent every screen shot from the construction, from the terraforming to the material gathering and the official construction and every time you were there and commenting on my build

[clever moss]

all you had to do was give me a SINGLE HEART CARD

[slim junco]

Ah

Yeah cuz Minecraft is cool

[slim junco]

Did you run the four?

[meager sage]

Photochad welcomes everyone

[clever moss]

mmm photochad

[clever moss]

all i had was 1 hand at that ss

[slim junco]

Did you run the four

[sonic field]

why are all photochads eternal?? its always eternal

[sonic field]

4 of a kind

[meager sage]

Idk

[clever moss]

yes it scored like nothing

[sonic field]

maybe 3 of a kind to get value of the steel king

depends on your jokers

[clever moss]

wouldn't really score much anyways

nothing ever happens

[jolly talon]

Do I stick with stuntman or replace with mystic summit? I'm running a high card build (it's shit but I'm working with what I got)

Lvl 16 high card

[weary remnant]

suprisingly for me it runs as good on mac as it does on my ps5

[slim junco]

Chips are good

I think

[sonic field]

no plasma deck is crazy

[jolly talon]

They are but fall off

[jolly talon]

Blue deck on purple stake. It's like my most played deck

[weary remnant]

on plasma chips are just as good as mult

just saying

[jolly talon]

Well yea

I know

But it's blue

[weary remnant]

yea so ur right

[half trout]

I don’t know where I got the idea that the Mac can’t run games, i guess I was wrong

[jolly talon]

I'm just deciding do I stick with stuntman

[grizzled hamlet]

hola

[jolly talon]

Or

Mystic summit??

[slim junco]

It doesn’t run a lot

[jolly talon]

Heart is coming up

[half trout]

What’s that?

[grizzled hamlet]

xd

[jolly talon]

Crimson heart

[half trout]

A lot of what?

[slim junco]

Games

[grizzled hamlet]

pongan balatro

[half trout]

Ah

[weary remnant]

balatro is a pretty simple game

but i mean mac cant even run roblox smoothly

[grizzled hamlet]

xd

[weary remnant]

[atleast my mac cant]

[grizzled hamlet]

balatro

[sonic field]

time for black deck ig

[weary remnant]

like ive been waiting 6 hours total for my windows emulator to download

86% rn

[slim junco]

Bootcamp

[clever moss]

roblox is banned for me lol

discord too actually

[weary remnant]

wdym

[clever moss]

in my country

[weary remnant]

vpn im assuming

[clever moss]

yup

[weary remnant]

also where the heck do you live where discord is banned lol

[clever moss]

roblox wont work for some reason though

[cunning hemlock]

Can someone give me a laptop with balatro on it

[clever moss]

turkey

[hollow hill]

Yea ofc

[weary remnant]

k

[cunning hemlock]

I will do a blood sacriface for balatro

[hollow hill]

Do you have a computer?

[cunning hemlock]

Nah

[hollow hill]

Shame

[weary remnant]

blood sacrifice s crazy

[cunning hemlock]

I stopped playing on my fone since its so darn laggy

[hollow hill]

Go play at the library

[cunning hemlock]

I feel like microsoft should make balatro the default game you have

[weary remnant]

im sorry but are you playing on a samsung galaxy -22 or something

[jolly talon]

I just need some help on deciding which is better stuntman or summit ugufhdhfggd

[weary remnant]

balatro runs on like anything

[cunning hemlock]

So theres minesweeper,solitaire,balatro,purbles place

[cunning hemlock]

Prob 3 yo A20

[hollow hill]

What hands are you playing

[jolly talon]

High card typically

Lvl 16

30 mult on red card

[slim junco]

Yet another citizen of the great country of Türkiye

[weary remnant]

i would keep stunt then

[hollow hill]

Stuntman then

[weary remnant]

great minds think alike

[jolly talon]

Alr but heart is coming up so I'm not even sure if I'm gonna win

[weary remnant]

when tarot cards as calling cards from persona

specifically 5

[hollow hill]

Pray for a good hit on the heart

[cunning hemlock]

Balatro fans watching jojo and seeing the hermit show up

[hollow hill]

Burnt or painted and you should be chill

[weary remnant]

what does level 16 high card even look liuke

like*

[hollow hill]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/xjl3AZYlbF

[clever moss]

this is real btw

ive been to ankara several times

[slim junco]

I know people who live there

[jolly talon]

I WONNN PURPLE STAKE WITH THIS DUMBASS HIGH CARD BUILDDDD

YAYYYYY

[slim junco]

It’s all real

[slim junco]

Congrats

[slim junco]

Minos did you become a prime prime soul

[jolly talon]

I got so lucky it hit burn joker towards the end

[forest river]

2 holo brainstorm on ante 1🛐

[slim junco]

comment mon ami ?

how

[slim junco]

You already know we asking for the seed

[hollow hill]

Ankh and luck

[slim junco]

Thanks

[hollow hill]

Anyone else lowkey hate nebula deck

[sonic field]

nothing is worth copying ngl

[hollow hill]

Reserved parking would go hard

[forest river]

Ankh

[slim junco]

Ghost deck is easiest deck

[hollow hill]

Idk

I’d say red is pretty easy

[forest river]

I just ignore that this deck exists

[alpine orbit]

blue

[alpine orbit]

blue deck is just red deck but better in like 80% of the situations

[molten horizon]

Pongan balatro

[slim junco]

I have a hard time

[molten horizon]

[hollow hill]

Each of them are good for scaling different jokers so they’re about the same, blue maybe takes it slightly because of the score

[forest river]

I think the checkred is easiest
On the white stake the plasma deck is easiest

[slim junco]

I had the hardest time with plasma

[alpine orbit]

i think blue is a little better bcus that's another hand which is amazing for scaling jokers

[haughty panther]

should i skip the napkin?

[slim junco]

Im still new and only beat up to purple on ghost deck, but plasma deck had me raging.

[alpine orbit]

but +discard has its uses, specifically in needle / delayed gratification and banner / castle / rebate

[molten horizon]

THE (skibidi) BRAINSTORMING

[hollow hill]

Castle isn’t useful

[molten horizon]

BUY IT

[hollow hill]

Castle is bad

[forest river]

I would sell the planet one and pick brainstorm

[alpine orbit]

castle is good

[molten horizon]

Castle is medium

[alpine orbit]

medium good +chips

[molten horizon]

It can be useful or it can be bad.

[alpine orbit]

it has mostly been useful for me

[haughty panther]

dont like the napkin personally but ill replace it with blueprint

[hollow hill]

I prefer every other scaling chip joker

[hollow hill]

You have good econ from the egg so get rid of the other money joker icr the name of

[alpine orbit]

what other scaling +chips are there

all of them are really good

actually i think castle is better than bull

but that's like miniscule

all of them are good

[hollow hill]

Wee is a good one

[alpine orbit]

wee is on another level

that's the best one

[hollow hill]

Hiker is my personal fave though if you count that as scaling chips

[grizzled hamlet]

Oye pana eso es mui edgy

[meager sage]

Rainbow cavendish, my beloved

[alpine orbit]

oh i dont think hiker is very good :/

it absolutely sucks with card debuffs

[slender quest]

i think this run is trying to tell me something

[alpine orbit]

but that's fair ive heard hiker being personal favs from others

[alpine orbit]

take out pareidolia

[sonic field]

dang 4 mutual servers and also its polychrome not rainbow

[hollow hill]

Bro it’s just grey wym

[terse ferry]

Balala

[slender quest]

ik, its funny that the game gave me PhotoChad in the same shop lol

[meager sage]

I know its polychrome 🤓

[alpine orbit]

just make sure you hold a glass number

[hollow hill]

Why on earth are you copying hologram

[sonic field]

doesnt matter

you called it rainbow

[terse ferry]

X11

Coping face only x8

[meager sage]

Because it looks like a rainbow bruh

[sonic field]

no it doesnt

[meager sage]

Maybe not for you

[hollow hill]

Good point

[terse ferry]

Balatro should make dusk retrigger every card and it’s retriggers

[hollow hill]

That’s a juicy hologram

[terse ferry]

ye I got like 4 cryptids

[meager sage]

If you have glass its better to copy sock and buskin and hologram

[terse ferry]

No it isn’t

Retriggers glass 3 times

X8

Holo at 11

Better to copy holo