🎙・server-chat

[uneven edge]

💀

[timid cloak]

Dude youre acting like its a good thing to be addicted to gambling npw

[uneven edge]

I bet so

[jolly talon]

They're just ragebaiting soo best to let it go

[nova shore]

xd

[vale fog]

oh so you're an tboi player?
name all items in aftermath+

[tidal niche]

What the cat on your pfp named?

[uneven edge]

uni cat

[jolly talon]

Unico

[timid cloak]

I like ragebaiters theyre funny

[nova shore]

.....
1700...
you are shure?

[patent flame]

This cat used to be so fucking big in tiktok

Maxwell

[jolly talon]

Name a woman.
What?
Name a woman.
What?

[uneven edge]

I know that cat

they were a legend

[nova shore]

ada wonk

[timid cloak]

Its funny watching people make themselves look stupid because they think that im pissed

[left glade]

i think balatro needs a blind that reroll all of you jokers and turn it in a random joker

[ember root]

Jen Joker and Shoot the Moon

[left glade]

🔥

[vale fog]

I'm joking please don't bomb chat

[ember root]

That's 2 women right there

[jolly talon]

The hell is that 💔

[nova shore]

wdym, that already exist

[hard gyro]

That would be fucking cruel

[nova shore]

resident evil

[uneven edge]

I think balatro doesnt need that

[jolly talon]

Ohh u mean Ada Wong

[hard gyro]

No she means like changing the joker itself into another one

[nova shore]

mmmmmmmmm

[patent flame]

More coping buddy 😅😭😁 i got white foot creep oo walking with that heat 😭😭💢💢

[nova shore]

mods

[uneven edge]

[hard gyro]

Btw hey mini man

[vale fog]

forced d100 is real

[left glade]

Yeah

[hard gyro]

My d100 is real

[timid cloak]

[left glade]

d100 is a good item imo

[vale fog]

my exposure of tboi: gdq racing+ run

[uneven edge]

its a fun item

but its not good tho

[timid cloak]

[uneven edge]

unless you constantly roll down into a crazy build

[hard gyro]

Why are most memes in spanish

[patent flame]

Wisp tai shi #goofyahcoprod 💥💥

[left glade]

d100 can turn you THE WIZ in a POLYPHEMEUS

[nova shore]

SPANISH FANDOM GOES HAAAAARD

[timid cloak]

There's a lot of Spanish speaking*** balatro players as far as im aware

[jolly talon]

Isn't balatro a Spanish word or something

[uneven edge]

yeah thats true

[hard gyro]

Healthiest american:

[uneven edge]

I think it should be a q2 item

[left glade]

I HATE THE WIZ

[timid cloak]

Its european

[nova shore]

Latin

[uneven edge]

I typically find it when I have a decent build already going

[timid cloak]

Roman empire or Italy or something

[hard gyro]

Balatro balatrez

[left glade]

THE WIZ WITH SPOON BENDER CONTINUES HORRIBLE

[uneven edge]

the wiz can go hard

[left glade]

IDK HOW I SAY A VERY BAD THING IN ENGLISH

[patent flame]

#Hermoso

[uneven edge]

if you get tractor thats just a free DPS double

[nova shore]

old Latin, the real language, its just "buffon" or something like that

[left glade]

I INVENTED THE WORD HORRIBLE

[hard gyro]

Even though I don't understand Spanish I can get the meme

[timid cloak]

Sometimes i forget that Spain exists and Mexico isnt the only country that speaks Spanish

Im pretty sure the language is latin

[jolly talon]

Then don't say it

[patent flame]

Just say Maricon blud

[proud root]

guys how do you unlock the plasma deck?

[hard gyro]

Balls

[jolly talon]

Beat green stake I think

Or blue

Idk

[uneven edge]

this is a good one

[proud root]

thanks

[left glade]

heheheheheheh

[nova shore]

From the interactions I've had on the internet, I have to emphasize it.....

[jolly talon]

That's not balatro.

[proud root]

whats the easiest deck to beat green or blue stake

[left glade]

thats not balatro

[nova shore]

not only spanish, br too

[jolly talon]

None really. Depends. But most consistent are red or blue

[hard gyro]

There is no easiest there is only hardest and that is black deck

[patent flame]

Red deck

[proud root]

thanks guys

[left glade]

plasma deck

[patent flame]

Are u deadass rn maricon blud

[hard gyro]

Erratic is underrated

I love erratic

[nova shore]

that just mean

[vale fog]

plasma is insanely good in low stakes

[hard gyro]

It's really random and that fits balatro because it's a roguelike

[uneven edge]

no

[patent flame]

He said Blue 🥀

[vale fog]

you deserve a react bud

[nova shore]

eeeeeeee

[ember root]

eeee e eee e ee ee como el sans undertale

[hard gyro]

Well tbf blue deck is the first (currently only) deck I have gold staked

[ember root]

alo sans porfa no se rian

[timid cloak]

You can use your primitive vernacular to insult them but it doesnt make it any less true

(Oh no i used big words put the nerd emoji)

[nova shore]

al final del capitulo 5 muere a manos de flowey

[ember root]

watafak

[patent flame]

Blue stake bud

[vale fog]

Well tbf blue deck is the first (currently only) deck I have gold staked

[timid cloak]

Thats a lot of hair

[hard gyro]

We have alot in common

[ember root]

i have none of them gold staked I HATE Balatro

[vale fog]

e.g. hanging chad, photgraph, golden joker...

[nova shore]

wdym? youre jimbo, you just have red deck

[timid cloak]

Im working towards gold stake on black deck cause Noone can call me trash if I beat that with 30 hours in the game

[hard gyro]

Idk what's that suspossed to mean but I have red deck on black stake currently

[vale fog]

trash trash trash trash trash trash trash
before I don't get to say it

[ember root]

Oof good luck blud

[timid cloak]

😠

[nova shore]

youre losing your time, Focus on what people with brains tell you, i really dont talk a lot with you but is because i cant read you

[slim junco]

Okay ive been procrastinating enough
What do i do
Continue black deck or try to get a high score run

[nova shore]

nuh uh

[left glade]

i play p4g or umineko,that's the question

[ember root]

@timid cloak unrelated but HxH is indeed peak

[nova shore]

freeccs muere en el 1421 XDDDD

[vale fog]

play green deck gold stake for ultimate misery

[timid cloak]

If I didn't want to waste my time I wouldn't be playing balatro

[nova shore]

fair enough

ngl

[ember root]

Wow

Is that true

[patent flame]

Do something better than these lowkey

[nova shore]

no

[patent flame]

Or is black deck remaining to gold stake

[ember root]

Cool

[ember root]

el gato balatro

[slim junco]

Which actually was my first gold stake

[timid cloak]

Idk is it

I guess you have to watch to find out

[nova shore]

anime hunter x hunter

[ember root]

Idk I haven't watched it in a good while

[nova shore]

_uck i missread

[left glade]

btd6 best hero?

[nova shore]

YOU WISH

[timid cloak]

Its objectively corvus but I like ben and sauda

[prime crow]

whats the best card here to have my brainstorm brainstorm

[left glade]

SAUDA IS PEAK

[nova shore]

sauda mvp of all my runs

[left glade]

SAUDA IS VERY PEAK

I LOVE SAUDA

[timid cloak]

Corvus or Geraldo if youre playing bosses

[ember root]

Photo

[nova shore]

we all love sauda :)

[left glade]

corvus i dont like so much

[slim junco]

If lucky cards
Sock and bus
If not then photo

[left glade]

its hard to play with with corvus

[agile pawn]

lovely rice

[nova shore]

true, i like the heroes like passives

[timid cloak]

Photo but if you have glass I think chad is just as good

[left glade]

someone have hints to unlock this joker?

[timid cloak]

I dont want to do math so idk

[left glade]

and the best monkey

is the

idk the name in english

[nova shore]

you need to have $400

[left glade]

the superman

[prime crow]

oh my god you were right i just scored my first mil

[left glade]

Thanks

[slim junco]

GET RICHER! Challenge

[nova shore]

the what

[timid cloak]

Yes corvus takes crazy micro

[ember root]

Challenge runs don't count towards unlocks

[timid cloak]

You can 2tc with a 000 dart and a corvus

[left glade]

This monkey

very good

[nova shore]

really???

[left glade]

i played the game in portuguese

[nova shore]

i never try it

[timid cloak]

You could when he came out

[left glade]

i dont know the name of the monkeys in english

[nova shore]

idk, i just call him supermonkey

[timid cloak]

I think they slightly nerfed him but hes still very good

[nova shore]

makes sense, i only love alchemist

[left glade]

i love the sun god transformation

[timid cloak]

You could 1tc with Geraldo when he came out

[left glade]

benjamin is good in boss too

[nova shore]

the BTD5 was better

[mental pendant]

Have $400

[left glade]

for farm

[left glade]

btd5 have the alchemist?

and he turn all the bloons in simple red bloons?

[timid cloak]

Deck fixing + rebate or midas mask + golden ticket

[nova shore]

i love when games fucked up so hard they need to do an emergency update

[prime crow]

hollow

its so over

[nova shore]

THE PRAYERS

[prime crow]

you fucking cursed me

[left glade]

i play with green right?

[nova shore]

THEY WORK

[left glade]

THE PLANT

IS GOING

[nova shore]

THE PLANT HARVEST ANOTHER VICTIM

[slim junco]

Bro really decided to skip the shop that could potentially have luchador

[timid cloak]

Green is only good for early game i would say use yellow or ghost (or plasma)

[left glade]

BUT, WHY YOU DINDT TRY TO FIND A LUCHADOR

[left glade]

i thought anaglyph

[nova shore]

nah, the trituradora de ballons was op in that times (the blue machine)

[timid cloak]

Ehh its good but skipping blinds is bad

[prime crow]

I WAS SO CLOSE TO MY FIRST WIN

[timid cloak]

Alchemist was not in btd5

Fun trivia: it was actually first introduced in a bloons fan game called bloons tdx that came out a couple months before btd6

[prime crow]

I WASnt PAYING ATTENTION TO THE BOSS

[nova shore]

acshually

[left glade]

NOO

[left glade]

alchemist is the best

[nova shore]

you can see the alchemist model in BTD5 folders

[left glade]

because he unlocks the little bloons

[timid cloak]

Alchemist can have very high dps for endless

[nova shore]

the paragoons ruined that

[left glade]

idk how to say a person who is not tall

in english

[nova shore]

no gif

[nova shore]

petite

[left glade]

but the ballons not tall is very good

[mystic nymph]

New server tag

[nova shore]

uh thats french

[left glade]

bloons

[nova shore]

what

[timid cloak]

I think bma still has higher dps for ultra lategame

[timid cloak]

Short,

[left glade]

I like paragons

The paragon of tack shooter

is

🔥

[nova shore]

oooohhhhhhhh

the miniballons

[left glade]

YEAH

[timid cloak]

I actually haven't tried it before I've only played on the dlc for a while

[nova shore]

ok bloons

[left glade]

this dlc dont seems good

[nova shore]

i think they are called microbaloons?

[timid cloak]

I like it but the base game is definetly better

[left glade]

idk

[nova shore]

i dont see nothing of bt6 in a long time, what the dlc haves now?

[left glade]

roguelike bloons.

[nova shore]

oh youre talking about the rpg?

[left glade]

no

[nova shore]

i love that too luch

[left glade]

roguelike bloons

[timid cloak]

It makes it like a roguelike where you get to pick the path you take

[prime crow]

i havent seen paradolia in a while

[nova shore]

rog

RPG I STILL WRITEN WORNG

[timid cloak]

Rog

[left glade]

I stopped playing bloons because it gets boring after 200 hours

[nova shore]

yea i play it, like to the 3 floor

[timid cloak]

Yeah, that's the problem in almost any tower defense game

[left glade]

FOR THE FIRST TIME

CREDIT CARD SAVED ME

[nova shore]

the endless run always seems boring to me, like 80-100 was already too good to end a run

[timid cloak]

I mainly do endless when a new tower comes out

Im excited for the new one that's coming out soon

[nova shore]

What a shame that the genre died

[nova shore]

what it is?

[left glade]

yeah, my record is 200

because i dont like the endless

[timid cloak]

Yeah, its like a little sheriff guy

(Western American gun horse dude)

[nova shore]

ah viejo oeste

[left glade]

have a monkey i like

[nova shore]

i should sleep now

its getting late

[left glade]

but idk the name

in english

a few

[nova shore]

you should too

[nova shore]

wdy, you have less momey than before? :v

[left glade]

MERMONKEY

[nova shore]

you have little money

the what

moneyn't

[timid cloak]

Mer monkey is cool

[left glade]

mermonkey is very cool

[nova shore]

mermaid monkey :v

[timid cloak]

My favorite is wizard monkey

[left glade]

because can place

the

[nova shore]

water

[left glade]

the monkey in a boat

idk the name in english

in a ship

[timid cloak]

I have like 7 million xp on it and I have 2 million xp in banana farm

[nova shore]

mermaid

[left glade]

with the best paragon

[timid cloak]

And that's with the paragon

[left glade]

the mermonkey make you can place aquatic monkeys in earth

and is so good

[timid cloak]

Buccaneer

[left glade]

YEAH

[nova shore]

THE WHAT

[left glade]

in portuguese the name of he is ''bucaneiro'' it seems

[nova shore]

ah el bucanero

[nova shore]

ITS NOT CALLED MERMAID????

[timid cloak]

Its called mer monkey cause its a monkey mermaid

[left glade]

how called mermonkey in espanol?

[nova shore]

i forgot, like, mono medusa? let me search

[left glade]

in portuguese is ''macaquatico'' macaco = monkey
Aquatico = aquatic

😭

[nova shore]

siremono

mermaid = sirena
monkey = mono
siremono :v

[timid cloak]

Alright im gonna go i need to sleep

[nova shore]

yes, sirena its this thing 🚨 too

[left glade]

bye benjamin

[nova shore]

gn

[nova shore]

you should sleep too

[left glade]

how i offend a people in espanol?

[nova shore]

MACACO AQUATICOOOOOO

[left glade]

YEAH

[nova shore]

in what way, i have a lot

[left glade]

anyone

[nova shore]

and how you said mermaid?

[nova shore]

uh??? give me a topic
this is hard

[left glade]

sereia

[left glade]

the appearance

[nova shore]

yea i shpuld supposed that

[nova shore]

sos mas feo que pisar mierda descalzo

why?

[prime crow]

how do you even get this

[left glade]

oh, i understand, portuguese is seems espanol

[nova shore]

win a run in 18 or fewer rounds

[left glade]

throwback

much throwback

throwback

THROWBACK

[timid cloak]

Get throwback and then spam skip every blind other than the boss blind

[nova shore]

they are the most similar languages a think

[prime crow]

challenge for me fr 😔

[left glade]

in portuguese the same sentence is ''voce é mais feio que pisar em merda descalço''

[nova shore]

sometimes i forgot your Ç its more like Z than K, and read the words wrong xd

pero si, no es muy difícil entender un idioma hablando el otro

la verdad no entiendo como hicieron para hacer dos idiomas diferentes tan parecidos

[stable viper]

nice balatro server tag

[left glade]

idk

how say idk in spanish?

[nova shore]

no se

if you just going to do a joke with that....

[left glade]

in portuguese is ''nao sei''

[left glade]

NO

[nova shore]

tbh the sei its more comprensivo que el saber de español pq se traduce mejor el "saber"

wait how you say soy then?

eu soy?

[left glade]

eu sou

[nova shore]

oh mb

[left glade]

the verbs in portuguese have shapes

[nova shore]

puedes conjugar eso? ahora que lo pienso jamas lo vi

💤

[left glade]

present Past FUTURE
eu sou eu fui eu serei
nos somos ele foi nos seremos
tu és tu foste tu serás
vos sois vos fostes vos sereis
Eles sao eles foram eles serão
ele é nos fomos ele será
ela é ela foi ela será

[nova shore]

ele no es singular en segunda persona?

[left glade]

you talking about what?

[nova shore]

Espera, você confundiu singular e plural ou estou lendo errado?

[nova shore]

second row

[left glade]

eu nao sei 😭 ta falando da onde?

[nova shore]

ele its plural?

[left glade]

no no no

ele its singular

eles its plural

[nova shore]

but nos somos its plural?

[left glade]

yeah

[nova shore]

then why you merge that two things 😭???

[left glade]

IDK 😭 in portuguese not having only this, have the ''subjuntivo'' and the ''imperativo'' of the verb

and have the past-imperfect past-perfect and past-mostperfect

but i lazy

[dawn forum]

breaking news: John Balatro got arrested in Mexico for selling crack-infused cavendish

[left glade]

so i dont say they

[nova shore]

the only things that are the exact same at spanish are "tu serás" and "vos sereis", the last one only in español castellano de españa

[nova shore]

like spanish, sorry to bother you, i just want to see the differences

[left glade]

and, in portuguese, the objects have a gender, idk it same thing on espanol
but, the sword, is ''a(fem pronouns) espada(sword)''

[nova shore]

base de coca 🔥🔥🔥

[left glade]

no, i like it too

[nova shore]

ah you use e or o for masculino and a for femenino right?

[left glade]

only o for masculino
o,a,os,as are the only artigos(idk how to say this in english) in portuguese

[nova shore]

articles

articulos in spanish

[left glade]

how you say the suits in spanish?
in portuguese
clubs(paus)
diamonds(ouros)
spade(espada)
hearts(copas)

[nova shore]

espadas and copas are the same

bit with a few changes

instead of a espada its la espada

the same with copas

clubs are treboles
diamonds are diamantes

wait why you call them ouros?

ouros its not like an ancient latin currency?

[left glade]

IDK, ouros in portuguese = gold

[nova shore]

like some nickel

[nova shore]

oh

what is ouros then?

[left glade]

gold

diamond is diamante

[nova shore]

eh??

[left glade]

yeah

[nova shore]

like the doblones of spain?

[left glade]

NO NO, its the coin

in portuguese call ''moeda''

[nova shore]

i forgot
in argentina spades can be "picas" too

[left glade]

moeda is the coin used to buy the things

and is the real

[nova shore]

yea, moneda en español xd

[left glade]

in portuguese picas is like dick

[nova shore]

good to know, new insult

[left glade]

yeah

[nova shore]

picas es referente a las puntas de lanzas

hace mucho se llama pica pq hacias la accion de "picar"

[left glade]

ah, understand, in portuguese las puntas de lanzas is calling ''ponta de lança''

[nova shore]

el balatro ya no balatrea

[nova shore]

they dont have another name?

[left glade]

no

[nova shore]

like glaives or nagitanas?

[left glade]

glaives and nagitanas is weapons

[nova shore]

yea

[left glade]

dont same thing of lança

[nova shore]

brothers of the lance

[left glade]

yeah

[nova shore]

thats true ngl

[left glade]

whats you favorite medieval weapon?

[slim junco]

Sup guys

[nova shore]

i have a lot, but mostly the nagitana or murasama

oh the axe too

[left glade]

for me alabarda, idk if this is the name in spanish or in english

[nova shore]

like the machete, a multi-functional weapon

for fights and work

[left glade]

its this

a alarbada

[nova shore]

thats spanish

[nova shore]

if you want to name the femenine things in spanish add a L before

[left glade]

Ah, la alabarda?

[nova shore]

i dont remember much of that, something like XVI used by Christian towns

[nova shore]

yea xd

that simple

[left glade]

you live in what country?

[nova shore]

🧉

[left glade]

what

[nova shore]

argentina

[left glade]

Oh, understand

in argentina have much greves? (i think in spanish is called huelgas)

[nova shore]

yea sometimes when i say argentina "in which part of mexico that is" so i just put mates

[nova shore]

esta complicado el tema, si, pero por las reglas no podemos hablar de politicas

[left glade]

oh, understand

how you favorite thing

in argetina?

[nova shore]

how?

I guess which one

[left glade]

what*

[nova shore]

the milanesa de pollo

[nova shore]

what

what you favorite thing?

[left glade]

in brasil its called ''bife à milanesa''

[left glade]

i think the beachs

[nova shore]

oh, pero el bife es corte de vaca no de pollo

[left glade]

idk, its why called, i search in google and is the same thing

[nova shore]

no like, ty for say it, but i say youre saying it wrong

[left glade]

?

[nova shore]

"which thing would be your favorite of argentina"
"what is your favorite thing in argentina"

[left glade]

in portuguese these sentences dont have difference 😭

[nova shore]

yea i know XDDDDD

its hard sometimes ngl

[left glade]

ah, understand

you question me, what if my favorite thing of argentina?

[nova shore]

but you said how

[left glade]

i really dont know

[left glade]

just confuse, how is like ''como'' in portuguese

[nova shore]

wait you mean how de comer?

[left glade]

no no no

[nova shore]

oooohhhh thats eat

what

😭

[left glade]

i just confuse

what*

is the word

i confuse

what your favorite thing in argentina?

😭

[nova shore]

we should sleep, its getting late and the think its not thinking

[left glade]

yeah

good point

good night

[nova shore]

thats is writen wrong 😭

what is your favorite thing in argentina?*

[left glade]

my english is bad 😭

[nova shore]

gn, i will return in the monday

[nova shore]

x2

[hot pike]

pants got into my top 10

I see that it overtook hologram

[lost furnace]

L fav

[rugged ravine]

they finally made balala discord tag lfg

[rugged ravine]

ong vro

photograph one of the most overrated jokers imo

child named glass:

[lost furnace]

chad must be higher than photo

[rugged ravine]

honestly tho gotta give credit for the rest of the favourites tho

[rugged ravine]

w

[hot pike]

I don't even know how it's most picked, can't even remember when I last used it 😭

[cunning fable]

MI PAIS MI PAIS

[rugged ravine]

hologram is just for high card brainrot anyway

[surreal knoll]

here's my card stats 😭

[lost furnace]

nah, pants must be higher

[surreal knoll]

not the photochad callout

[lost furnace]

could be better

play more game

[surreal knoll]

I've been deltaruning too much

[hot pike]

comparison

[hot pike]

I think they're 2 weeks apart?

[lost furnace]

Pants must higher

[woven hornet]

I hit all most 26 billion score

Rn

[rugged ravine]

lowkey dk why square is so high but merry andy is only there because i did the sans undertale ante skip with it

[lost furnace]

[lost furnace]

thats endless stats

[gray venture]

wanted to practice making thumbnails

is this Good

[lost furnace]

not yet

[rugged ravine]

cinema is absolute

may i ask the context

[gray venture]

None just some Practice

[lost furnace]

need more text

with IMPACT font

[ancient mural]

hello guys im new :D

[gray venture]

Ralsei Pfp Goated 🤑

[rugged ravine]

nah get the microsoft word art

[slim junco]

The radiance is absolute

[ancient mural]

ik fr

[rugged ravine]

bro i just died to nightmare king grimm in pantheon 5 please dont mention ts to me 😭

[stuck widget]

My setup is weird.

[gray venture]

anyways i'm gonna practice more thumbnails

[ancient mural]

i couldn't say less

[slim junco]

Shared a pain worse than yours

[stuck widget]

Splash being number 2 is crazy.

[rugged ravine]

did you die to pv

[slim junco]

To her

I can no hit PV consistently

And i got even better after switching to laptop

[rugged ravine]

yeah pv quite easy once you get the hang of it

[slim junco]

This was a rebeat btw

I currently hold world's first P5AB on mobile

So

Im hap

[rugged ravine]

honestly im just happy i made it past markoth this time

[slim junco]

Markoth is really a tough dude
However

Initial pogos and nail arts do the trick later!

[rugged ravine]

nail arts are actually a life saver for markoth and no eyes

[gray venture]

i actually probably will use this one

It's pretty much the other one but positive

if i use it it'll just be me playing balatro and titled "Oopsie I Got Addicted to Balatro"

[rugged ravine]

Oops! All Balatro

[slim junco]

Oops! All jimbos

Prevents tarots, planets, playing cards from appearing on the shop

(Arcana, celestial, standard and spectral packs continue appearing normally)

[spring sphinx]

Guys black deck is my plague

[autumn flower]

i've never used dna would it be good in my current run?

[gray venture]

does anyone have any Feedback Btw

[ancient mural]

why do you have autodestructing joker

[autumn flower]

that looks awesome

[autumn flower]

auto what

[slim junco]

Really depends
If you got a dominant card you are always looking for
You may use it (powerful cards like lucky, glass, or red seal cards)

[rugged ravine]

mr bones i assume

[autumn flower]

i dont think its smart tbh

[rugged ravine]

its only really good if you get enhanced cards copied

[autumn flower]

I never modify my deck

[rugged ravine]

like lucky or steel

[autumn flower]

guess i'll use it next time

[autumn flower]

oh why would i not it's literally an extra life right

[slim junco]

Yeah
DNA is very good after you have done some crucial deck fixing
Oor if you can copy its effect for hologram

[autumn flower]

okay sweet ty

[slim junco]

[lofty agate]

i hate all

im playing aces

[autumn flower]

what does "each card sold" mean

for campfire

[ancient mural]

i don't have the game in english

[hot pike]

easiest gs run I have ever done but no new stickers

[autumn flower]

oh gotchu, i'm just really shit and thought an extra life won't hurt

[hot pike]

selling jokers tarots planets will scale campfire

[autumn flower]

eh

red card is better i think

[spring sphinx]

Triboulet is easy

[ancient mural]

usually when you lose, that mean that the blinde you are doing is dead

like

you won't be able to beat it

[autumn flower]

oh oopsa

[ancient mural]

high card is really peak

[gray venture]

"All Run Fails" [Unlisted] (in the description of the other one)

what do you guys Think

[slim junco]

Very relatable

[autumn flower]

which joker can I get rid of?

also are legendary jokers even good

[chrome rampart]

funny or better scoring...

[autumn flower]

or is it something I need like an insane deck

[slim junco]

They can give you direction

And some are

Chicot

A fan's favorite is triboulet

[autumn flower]

alr i'll try it

yorick

what the hell 💀

why 23 is there some symbolism

[slim junco]

Hiiii

[slim junco]

Yeah

[autumn flower]

seems like a joker good for those endless runs no?

think im cooked

[slim junco]

Each one of them have a meaning behind

Like trib slapping the hell out of his king and saying "oop, sorry, i thought you were the queen"

Or perkeo being an alcoholic dude who can only get more

[autumn flower]

omg wait thats kinda cool

[slim junco]

Or chicot!
Not only a jester but a good knight and helping hand

[autumn flower]

sweet

[slim junco]

Chicot was a joker that spoke to the king with no formalities and that’s why he disables boss blinds

[proven ocean]

Yorick is the best one because it's good in every stage

[slim junco]

I got the plant 😭

[slim junco]

Slapped the kings ass and said “I thought you were the queen”

I was doing so good

[slim junco]

Gang, you NEED me I’m telling you

[proven ocean]

The other ones need setup or are Chicot

[lavish zenith]

chicot my chicgoat

[slim junco]

Hello

[slim junco]

😘

[slim junco]

"Its okay, you may choose your death, how would you like to die?"

• of age

"Get the fuck out of here"

[lavish zenith]

you can't be upset at chicot

you're not allowed to be

[proven ocean]

Listen chicot you're not bad but your buddies are just better

[autumn flower]

holy shit

[autumn flower]

omg nice

[slim junco]

I’ve opened around 1000 arcana packs, a whole bunch and no chicot

[slim junco]

You’re saying c-CANIO is better than me

[brave glacier]

Hi all !

[autumn flower]

LMAO WHAT

[lavish zenith]

hello

[slim junco]

True story

[proven ocean]

That is what I'm saying.

[lavish zenith]

and yorick was never real

[slim junco]

Holy buns opinion man

Yo get a load of this guy

[slim junco]

Yeah! Thats exactly what happens
Smacked the king, thought he was the queen
The king offered him the chance to choose how to die
And bro said he wanted to die of age
He got kicked out of the castle afterwards

[proven ocean]

X mult for life

[lavish zenith]

isnt canio the one thats literally wearing a dunce cap

[glad oriole]

it is a good take

canio is good 👍

[lavish zenith]

yeah canio is solid but i cant be mad at chicot

[slim junco]

But better than me?

[lavish zenith]

chicot kinda neat with it yknow

[glad oriole]

chicot is cool

[lavish zenith]

you open up the soul, cracking open a cold one,

[glad oriole]

thats abt it

[lavish zenith]

cracking open a soulful one i should say

chicot pops out

oh thats nice. no need to worry about boss blinds

[proven ocean]

It's the one that's frowning the most

[lavish zenith]

just nice

[glad oriole]

i dont celebrate when i see chicot but im never mad unlike most people

[lavish zenith]

boring, in a way

[slim junco]

There’s literally no way you can’t use me

[lavish zenith]

you kids spoiled with your fancy xmults and negative consumables

[slim junco]

I’m good in Every situation

[autumn flower]

that's kinda sick

[glad oriole]

what if its ante 8 and the boss is acorn

[proven ocean]

Yeah I don't get mad just dissapointed

[glad oriole]

then ur useless wahahah

[glad oriole]

theres worse…

:3

[lavish zenith]

i'm always happy to see chicot

that guy that lovely guy

[slim junco]

Aaaand thats where his ability comes from
King and queens played give X2 mult!

Like photograph but on K and Q
On EACH that is played

[slim junco]

But what if you have a specific brainstorm and/or blueprint setup?

[proven ocean]

If you use spectral deck can you get soul in the shop

[glad oriole]

simply hold the important joker to the left before starting thw vlind

[glad oriole]

no

[lavish zenith]

what if there isn't really a boss blind that can counter me, or there is a boss blind that can counter me but i've already seen it?

[glad oriole]

nor black bole

[lavish zenith]

black bowl

new spectral

it lets you put a joker in a bowl

[proven ocean]

[lavish zenith]

and it kinda just sits there

kinda cool

id put chicot in a bowl

[slim junco]

I’m waiting for my terracotta to glaze

[lavish zenith]

chicot is playing minecraft

[glad oriole]

mmm delicacy

[slim junco]

Nah in real life

[upbeat onyx]

to me, chicot is borderline just a free win. completely removing boss blinds allows you to spend your time scaling your build, not trying to scuttle past whatever the next boss is

[slim junco]

Just waiting to glaze my terracotta

[lavish zenith]

wait i had a bit for if you answered "no in real life"

[slim junco]

🤭

[lavish zenith]

my biiiit my really funny biiit

blease

[upbeat onyx]

basically. i love chicot hes better than canio and perkeo in >90% of situations

[slim junco]

Do it

[lavish zenith]

what no i wasnt talking about you. i meant i just got a steam notification that chicot is playing minecraft ofc

it's funny because minecraft aint on steam so im clearly just covering up

[slim junco]

lol

[lavish zenith]

they call me the comic

[proven ocean]

Chicot what are your thoughts on the baron

[lavish zenith]

baronry is feudalism and feudalism is not goated, whereas chicot is quite goated

[slim junco]

I’m waiting to duplicate my skulker box so ican change the wood type of my house from oak to spruce

[lavish zenith]

why? oak is a goated wood type.

[slim junco]

Pretty cool guy, drinks with his pinky up

[slim junco]

It looks kinda bad on a GIANT house like mine

And I’m trying to use a Pinterest idea

[lavish zenith]

i dont think any wood type would look great as a replacement in that case though

hmmm

well, your house not mine

[slim junco]

I want to make it like a woodland mansion

Just smaller

[autumn flower]

oml I was so confused

[hard sonnet]

a local drag night had a balatro performer this week https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DK213CVt6Uf/?igsh=MW1mdWk4NmNheWZiNQ==

Loose Willis (@kingloosewillis)

This wee joker just had to pay homage to game of the year Balatro at @slaystationexp 🃏Thanks so much to all the lovely people on stage who helped me play my cards right! ♥️♦️♠️♣️

Both people who didn’t have a clue what Balatro is and people who wouldn’t stop talking to me about mult seemed to enjoy this act, which I think is the highest compliment!

Legendary Canio inspired costume made by me 🤡 💖
Ruff by @philipjshaw 🦚

#drag #balatro #gaymer #cosplay #indiegame #deckbuilding #localthunk #roguelike

▶ Play video

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[autumn flower]

I thought this was balatro

[lavish zenith]

oh thats cool!

[slim junco]

Mr. Ruin the fun over here

[lavish zenith]

oh its canio! chicot's friend!

people think the legends are at odds with eachother but thats nonsense

chicot and canio go way back

[mint carbon]

I love balatro

[lavish zenith]

@slim junco tell em chic

[slim junco]

Bro, you won’t believe this

[upbeat onyx]

the legendary jokers obviously all get together for their weekly poker night on thursdays

[slim junco]

I do too

[mint carbon]

Yay!!!!! We love balatro

[slim junco]

Poor dude who got hit the road

[slim junco]

Me and CANIO are cool, I just don’t like the way he does things at the job

Hit the road would be infinitely better if it gave
X0.15 mult for every jack discarded and that the effect lasted til boss blind defeat

Similar to campfire but needing discarding and a bit of deck fixing

[proven ocean]

Hit the road should be permanent scaling

[upbeat onyx]

x0.75 for discarding a 5oak feels... underwhelming. especially if it resets

[slim junco]

X0.15 mult every jack discarded and no resets?

[lavish zenith]

hit the road slander , looks like its time for lil old me to hit the road too

[slim junco]

@lavish zenith this would look way better in spruce wouldn’t it

[sand cedar]

If the hook discards a jack held in hand does it add to the mult?

[lavish zenith]

maybe the roof bit?

[rugged ravine]

chicot 4th legendary imo

canio worst

[lavish zenith]

change the roof bit to spruce i bet it'd look good

[sand cedar]

I feel like it should

[upbeat onyx]

same rules as purple seals, so yes it would

[rugged ravine]

actually tied with perkeo

[slim junco]

Either .15 or .20
But
Hit the road is lame without scaling and reseting every round

[slim junco]

…no ALL OF IT

[slim junco]

It does yeah

[lavish zenith]

you need more colors in the build man

[slim junco]

Also affects ramen

[lavish zenith]

if you change all the wood it'll just look the same but more brown

either change just the roof or just the walls

if you dont believe me that it'll look better,

[slim junco]

Do purple seals discarded by the hook also grant you a tarot? Unsure

[lavish zenith]

change just the roof first

then take a look

and if you think im wrong, change the walls

[slim junco]

I’m gonna texture the walls first

[lavish zenith]

but

[hard gyro]

Hi

[lavish zenith]

i would advise you try changing the roof first, and only the roof

[upbeat onyx]

@slim junco may i dm you with some reference pics from my own single player world that might help you with some colour theory stuff?

[slim junco]

After changing the all of it

[slim junco]

Absolutely man

[sand cedar]

I love that I didn't say of "hit the road jack" and it was just understood lmfao

But thank you haha!

[slim junco]

Sup Jim

[hard gyro]

Hey

[slim junco]

What you doing

[hard gyro]

Nothin

[proven ocean]

What is jimbo even doing here still at the circus

He's washed

[slim junco]

Hey man

That’s mean

[hard gyro]

I hope your shop is filled with 8 balls

[proven ocean]

Nope I'm getting photochad shop 1

[slim junco]

I have they get vagabonds when the have over 4 dollars

[hard gyro]

Nah you getting superposition

[proven ocean]

That jokers not even too bad

[slim junco]

I hope you get the plant on a good photochad baron run with good deck building on ante 7 so you don’t get the win

I hope you never get gold stake on the black deck

[proven ocean]

Bro I just said he's washed

That's crazy

[spring sphinx]

Chicot omg

I LOST WITH THIS DECK NOOO

Ok let me ask something how the hell did i get this deck by skipping the first 4 blinds

Like ???)?

[slim junco]

😛

Greatest deck I’ve ever gotten before

[proven ocean]

Never punished

[tough kernel]

@everyone

Discord has just made an announcement, and it's bad news, there's a possibility of a cyber attack taking place tomorrow or later tonight on all social networks, including Discord. There will be people trying to send you gory images, racist insults, filthy pictures, and more, there will also be IP thieves, hackers and doxers.

I advise you not to accept friend requests from people you don't know, and to remain cautious. Also spread this message to other servers or communities where you have admin or owner permissions, and use mentions to spread the warning. I hope everyone stays safe.

[slim junco]

Holy buns man

Ain’t nobody believing that my gangster

[uneven edge]

yikes

[upbeat onyx]

this is just not true, discord has not made any official communications regarding an expected attack. this is no different than a boomer grandma sharing a post like this. its a nothingburger with extra nothing on the side

[slim junco]

I’ve seen this message in other servers before, I think it’s fake 😔

[tough kernel]

sorry my friend sent it 2 me

i thought it was true

[proven ocean]

I'm not gonna lie I thought you were a bot at first too

[upbeat onyx]

try doing 2 minutes of research on a subject before you go into a server with 50k people and try to @ everyone. lol.

[proven ocean]

My fault

[tough kernel]

fr

[upbeat onyx]

check your email. check their website. check their twitter. check news websites that have covered discord before. trusting your friends is a good thing. trusting them to always be right is how you end up in a pyramid scheme

just my 2¢

[worldly ore]

Guess who just realised that blueprint is actually looking to the right as it's copying off the joker next to it

[slim junco]

I though that was obvious

[thorny niche]

shame

[thorny niche]

It also is called blueprint because it’s the instructions for the next step (to the right)

[upbeat onyx]

wait till you see which direction brainstorm is looking

[worldly ore]

Straight up never realised that either

And I thought brainstorm was looking down

Before anyone asks I do realise that photograph is stylised as if it were a photo

[thorny niche]

Fun fact: half joker IS HALVED??????

[worldly ore]

Wait now that I think about it does odd todd only have a single eye open?

Oh my god it does

[upbeat onyx]

it also has an odd number of balls on its collar

[worldly ore]

AND HOW. HAVE I NEVER REALISED. THAT PAREIDOLIA. HAS A FACE?!?!

[thorny niche]

Localdetailed

[vernal tartan]

You’re the type of guy to get hacked by something as simple as a qr server entry scam

[worldly ore]

Clearly this type of thinking ain't my strong suit. Pun intended

[thorny niche]

WATCH ONE NTTS VIDEO

ONE

ONE SINGLE VIDEO

[distant oasis]

hello

[worldly ore]

And planet cards have their respective planets highlighted at the top in a sequence

[distant oasis]

i love

[molten horizon]

Aww man, The plant always finishes my plays(Yeah I have the game in Spanish)

[wise plaza]

guess its a negative photochad game this one

[molten horizon]

For some reason I ALMOST NEVER get negatives for good cards, the only negatives I get are "8 ball" type.💔🥀

[slim junco]

Negative banana, popcorn, seance, droll joker, shortcut

Idk

Theres so many

[willow kite]

next level of looks inside joke

[wise plaza]

I've had negative photo, chad and idol once but they came late except the chad these 2 are early

[molten horizon]

I love Chicot, it's $10 free

[slim junco]

😘

[vernal tartan]

Why is plasma deck an infinite bstorm/bp generator and every other deck is the opposite

[pulsar imp]

Hey, I’m new to the server. How do I play against other people. server

[worldly ore]

There are a few modding channels primarily for discussing mods - I'd recommend asking there. If you know how to enable the "show all channels" button on discord you should be able to find them

Hope that helps!

[stable isle]

the chicot edits are something else man

[worldly ore]

Answered that 10 minutes late oop

[wise plaza]

lol 2x negative photo and chad

[sand torrent]

Hey guys I'm new here how can i install mods on Android?

Is that even possible 😅

[spring sphinx]

This ones my best run yet

[gray venture]

custom logo i made for steam

[quasi yacht]

hearts best suit

[lunar pilot]

auoauoauoauoauaouaoua

[young bolt]

Yeah of course its face cards have isaac

[tawny pulsar]

best suit is spades

[lunar pilot]

hearts

[tawny pulsar]

no

bloodstone 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

[vernal tartan]

Diamonds

[hot pike]

STUNTMAN IS THE BEST JOKER

[waxen skiff]

hello balatro chat

im new to balatro and im impressed to get this high score

[uneven edge]

excellent work

[waxen skiff]

:)

[autumn flower]

how is this a rare>??

its 3x?

[hidden dragon]

3x is crazy strong?

or whats the question here

3x is enough xmult to win a run reliably

[autumn flower]

wait what

[hidden dragon]

*3 not +3

[autumn flower]

am I confused? the mad joker has 10x

[hidden dragon]

no

it has +10

not times 10

[autumn flower]

OH

HOLY SHIT

3 TIMES THE MULT

THAT'S INSANE

[hidden dragon]

mad joker + trio --> 30 mult

[waxen skiff]

lmfao

[autumn flower]

WAIT THAT'S DISGUSTING

[autumn flower]

ikr

[vernal tartan]

Remember to put it to the right of your jokers so any +mult is part of the xmult

[waxen skiff]

NOT AGAIN

[zealous mauve]

🗿 card
no rank or suit
+50 chips

[cobalt falcon]

Guys what's boss scores on purple?

[oak viper]

Guys is this heaven?

[waxen skiff]

-# joker

[cobalt falcon]

Very good joker

[waxen skiff]

gimmei your joker luck fr

now, which jokers should i sacrafice for this one tiny joker

[oak viper]

I rerolled like 115 times that run

[autumn flower]

but you can't move your jokers

[cobalt falcon]

What hand are you playing?

[oak viper]

I say sacrifice the 2 on the left

[waxen skiff]

blue deck

[cobalt falcon]

Hand bro not deck

[vernal tartan]

Uhh try moving the jokers you have around

[waxen skiff]

5 ig

[cobalt falcon]

What is your most played hand

[waxen skiff]

i have no idea tbh 🗣️

[cobalt falcon]

Press run info

Will tell you what hands you play more often

[autumn flower]

holy shit i'm losing it

[cobalt falcon]

Ok you are playing pair

For pair actually your jokers are good

[waxen skiff]

should i kill even steven and hallucination

[cobalt falcon]

I'd buy it only to discover a new joker, if you are new winning is not priority, discovering all jokers is priority

[waxen skiff]

alr :D

[cobalt falcon]

Kill only hallucination

[waxen skiff]

i killed even steven :P

and halluci too

[cobalt falcon]

Now the guy will give you a random common joker each round

[waxen skiff]

it was absolutely worth it buying that joker

i got the green deck

[cobalt falcon]

Nice!

[waxen skiff]

mmmmmmmmmm

man this is a hard choice

[cobalt falcon]

Why?

[gray venture]

Template for custom logos

[cobalt falcon]

I'd use temperance

Making 8 $

[waxen skiff]

alr

[waxen skiff]

9$*

[cobalt falcon]

Even better

[waxen skiff]

alr

WAIT I CAN CHOOSE ANOTHER ONE

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WIN

i have judgement and world and magician and devil

i dunno what to choose tho

:P

[uneven edge]

3 times

[cobalt falcon]

Go for magician

[frank roost]

This is my first time having 2 legendary:3

[waxen skiff]

i got a sly joker from getting a bad joker and going to the boss round

reroll?
i have pants joker and foil to the moon

[barren geyser]

Good morning chattinson

[molten horizon]

THE GAME HAS JUST STARTED

I HATE YOU PLANT

[livid basin]

is there a way i can like hold down a button and drag my mouse over the cards to select them?

[waxen skiff]

THIS IS HEAVENLY

[molten horizon]

Now imagine ANOTHER 2, it gives a MUCH BETTER combo, five two

[waxen skiff]

imagine if five of a kind existed

[molten horizon]

If it exists

In Spanish it is called "quintilla"

But if it exists

My friend has a photo

(sorry for the Spanish) but yes, it does exist

[waxen skiff]

worst death ever

[molten horizon]

Use this card to have a better chance of winning

[proud crescent]

Tips for get 100.000.000 of points

[molten horizon]

1.Brainstorm anywhere but the far left, Blueprint next to Brainstorm,hanging chad Anywhere except the far left , Canvendish Or a photo on the far left, if you want to add something that's fine, but make it negative so it doesn't waste space.

Or

[fresh merlin]

Photochad🗿

[molten horizon]

2. Baron on the far left, blueprint and brainstormng, DNA and iron cards (specifically in "K", or kings)

[waxen skiff]

oky

[molten horizon]

Be careful with the plant, carry a negative "fighter" IF YOU CAN

[scenic mauve]

Can you transfer progress from one mobile device to a different one

[molten horizon]

Idk

[fresh merlin]

Try to stick to the photograph and hanging chad/sock and buskin/dusk with copy jokers such as the blueprint or brainstorm and idol, its easier to deck fix the mid game deck bcs badon decks have a rlly weird and weak midgame

[unreal stream]

why's balatro so popular in the hispanic community

[molten horizon]

For the memes

There are thousands of balatro memes in Spanish.

[fresh merlin]

And change face jokers into lucky or glass, preferably play either five kings or five queens

[waxen skiff]

Yey

[fresh merlin]

Good stuff bro

[molten horizon]

Now you have the best "common" card

[molten horizon]

I have thousands of Balatro memes saved, but almost all of them are Spanish.

[buoyant dock]

Hi I would like to introduce myself by saying that I’ve been stuck on magic deck gold stake fiveever

I would appreciate any tips

[molten horizon]

Pray to Balatro balatrez

[waxen skiff]

chat which joker should i choose

[molten horizon]

Interesting, do you spend a lot on planets or not?

[waxen skiff]

nah

[molten horizon]

Then the one with the drink symbol

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alr

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The other space increases 0.1x for each plant you use AFTER purchasing it

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spray joker my beloved

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Whose not

It saved me from many games

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can i send balatro memes here or its illegal