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[wise plaza]

showman means can get two blueprints, very goated

[patent flame]

Yeah ox too

[uneven edge]

nanlet

[patent flame]

Do u know how rare blueprint is

[halcyon flame]

after spending like 20 billion dollars

[wise plaza]

definately a nanlet, recently

[patent flame]

For this to be almost unlikely in gold stake

I only care about what's happening in gold stake runs

[wise plaza]

It's rare but not that rare with good economy, I'll always take a showman

[uneven edge]

I’ve come to realize unfortunately that you have to make this distinction for every single conversation in balatro

[thick aspen]

That's why people risk it. There's no money gambling in balatro but there certainly is gambling

[swift sail]

Isn’t blueprint first shop AND cc in buffoon more rare

[olive ferry]

true i achieved double yuri with my nat neg showman

[uneven edge]

you are not getting 600+ dollars to roll down for the card you want in gold stake

[halcyon flame]

neg showman is actually relatively useful tho

normal showman requires giving up a joker slot

[olive ferry]

wahaha only if its neg

[patent flame]

Yeah but u gotta delete it for better invis value anyway

[wise plaza]

most games I end up with about 3k in endless floating up and down from that

[patent flame]

That's easy bro

[uneven edge]

only interested in gold stake

[thick aspen]

Econ In balatro goes crazy

[wise plaza]

Even gold stake I'll go endless

[patent flame]

Only care about gold stake byw

Endless talk pls dni

[uneven edge]

endless 💔

[patent flame]

Making an Obelisk bigger is fun in gold endless

[wise plaza]

non-endless get's a bit boring imho

[thick aspen]

Torture unless you got lucky

[olive ferry]

is endless just not allowed in this server now

[uneven edge]

endless is literally the epitome of boredom

[patent flame]

That's bad mindset

Ante 8 is pure skill

[uneven edge]

all you do is baron mime every single hand

[halcyon flame]

endless is ok but i prefer actual gameplay

[thick aspen]

It really is luck based the higher stake you go

[wise plaza]

It all depends, I'll avoid anything which is perm unless I want it for endless

[patent flame]

No

Skill based

[thick aspen]

The tags are based on rng

[uneven edge]

it’s just a clicking and point watching simulator

[patent flame]

I don't win 5 gold stake runs a day out of pure luck

[swift sail]

it’s allowed don’t let them bully you

[olive ferry]

cool

[thick aspen]

The game is bullshit sometimes. Admit it

[hot pike]

Dr having a 60+ winstreak

[patent flame]

Nothing is bullshit about the game besides blue stake and idol existence

It's either u are skilled to beat a high stake run or not

[wise plaza]

Luck plays a part but it's not that important

[halcyon flame]

theres luck aspects but runs are designed to be consistently winnable??

[thick aspen]

Idol stance is based on preference so is blue stake

[uneven edge]

Only thing that is bad is blue stake

and is objectively unbalanced

[halcyon flame]

i remember thunk mentioning yesterday that one of his friends got a 99 win streak

[patent flame]

He did

[halcyon flame]

you think a game based on luck would have that happen?

[hot pike]

I could do that😎

[patent flame]

U can get that shit by spamming plasma white stake runs bro

[thick aspen]

I don't get celestial packs and I have to restart my run because my hand is too low

[patent flame]

Not even toxic trait

Shit is factual

[thick aspen]

If I don't get good econ early game I'm dead

[halcyon flame]

whats your definition of good econ?

[wise plaza]

econ is always important early or late

[uneven edge]

econ is always important

doesn’t matter where

[patent flame]

As an ante 8 gold stake player in late scoring is more important

[halcyon flame]

i feel like econ isnt that hard to come across

[patent flame]

That's the only time wasting money is valid

[thick aspen]

Literally any joker that makes money even the grabber. When I don't get those and I can't even afford a reroll I'm dead

[patent flame]

Unless u have bull bootstraps run

[thick aspen]

At gold stake it's 40% luck based

[patent flame]

0%*

[uneven edge]

it’s not

zero luck involved with it

[patent flame]

Have u even watched balatro uni's 67 gold stake win streak

[wise plaza]

If your just an ante 8 player, start throwing glass everywhere and don't care about breaking things

[patent flame]

Shit is not luck

[thick aspen]

The only reason I win on gold stakes is because of luck

[patent flame]

He's incredibly skilled

[hot pike]

def a skill issue icl

[uneven edge]

You just don’t know the game and strategies well enough

no other way to say it

but it’s just a skill issue if you think it’s luck

[halcyon flame]

balatro is a game you learn with practice

[patent flame]

This is skill

Not luck

I have anything but luck in this run

[wise plaza]

It's maybe 10% luck for gold stake, for black deck probably 20% because of the early antes

[patent flame]

0%*

I repeat

[thick aspen]

It was luck that made you find a stencil. It was luck that found you a negative. It was luck that you either got retcon or amber acorn. The easiest boss blind

[patent flame]

Remind u if the first shop is full of rentals

[wise plaza]

repeat all you want, RNG can screw you

[halcyon flame]

im not gonna pretend to be a super good balatro player but i can tell that the game is not designed to be luck based

[patent flame]

U can beat the first ante without jokers

[swift sail]

if you’re lucky

[thick aspen]

I literally do that all the time but if I don't have the money or the right jokers I'm dead

On ante 2

[halcyon flame]

ante 2 small blind is beatable without jokers

[uneven edge]

So anything that’s given to you is considered “lucky” and not knowing what you’ve been given and playing well with that

[patent flame]

He hates obelisk

[hot pike]

how does one have no scoring joker on ante 2

[patent flame]

It explains everything u need to know

[wise plaza]

While I generally agree, black deck gold stake due to lack of hands to throw away ante 1 without jokers gets a bit harder

[uneven edge]

I can comfortably say if you were given that same scenario

[patent flame]

Another photochad or no win player

[uneven edge]

you are not winning

[hidden dragon]

the better you get the more jokers are "good enough"

a saturn is good enough

you can watch any top player play and you'll see that its skill diff

or throw an "unwinnable seed" here and I'll beat it

just to prove a point aye

[thick aspen]

How will I know if that buffoon pack does indeed have a credit card. How will I know whats in the celestial pack. how will I know what the reroll gives me. The entire game has luck

[patent flame]

Saturn level can beat ante 1 no jokers and ante 2 small blind

[halcyon flame]

i mean fine im sure theres at least 1 unwinnable seed where you can just get absolutely nothing good but if you just practice and play the game enough you learn how to win runs even with bad luck

[patent flame]

Ur just unskilled

U don't bother to take jokers that support early game

I know this the same guy who Unironically doesn't wanna take grimbo rtb supernova early

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 🙌

[halcyon flame]

every joker and card does something, you know that

[thick aspen]

I take them on ante 2 usually or ante 1 big blind

[uneven edge]

You have zero idea what jokers you need to actually make runs happen

[hot pike]

I mean luck is obviously involved, I lost ante 4 because of needle, my x mult was card sharp

[hidden dragon]

if you play a game that has 5 cards that say "you win", but one card says "the win is easier", would you say winning is luck based?

[uneven edge]

which isn’t luck

[hidden dragon]

just because one is easier

I'd say its not luck based if you can win 100% of runs, simple as

[uneven edge]

its like talking to a brick wall

[thick aspen]

Yes it is? The game can force me into a build. I love to play flushes but sometimes the game doesn't

[wise plaza]

For all those who say it's pure skill based, please show us your current win streak

[hidden dragon]

a run can be really difficult with shit luck but its not impossible

[hidden dragon]

ok so you force shit builds

[uneven edge]

💀

[patent flame]

I've won alot of gold stake runs with the worst luck

[uneven edge]

you’re just telling me all I need to know

[patent flame]

It's skill

[uneven edge]

[patent flame]

Anyone who doesn't have skill would probably die in the situations i faced before

[thick aspen]

1-4 chance

[uneven edge]

Projecting your own short comings and blaming the game on “luck” is funny as fuck

[hidden dragon]

I can say that I'm a top 20 slay the spire player in the world and same logic applies there too

[patent flame]

Oh wow

[hidden dragon]

and balatro is even easier than StS

top 20 generally maybe a bit generous, but top 20 on Ironclad I feel like I can prob claim alright

[patent flame]

Balatro is the easiest game I've ever played my whole life

It's equivalent of learning a school subject

[hot pike]

sick

[patent flame]

If u failing balatro u fail school too

[hot pike]

👍

[hidden dragon]

don't give a shit about your take tbf since you're just rude to anyone who's "worse"

[thick aspen]

It literally is. I don't exactly want to play just to win

[hidden dragon]

dont care about that attitude

I just dont like blaming luck

[hidden dragon]

3000h in the game

sobbing emoji

[thick aspen]

Even in the balatro commercial its said that it's fun to LOSE

[patent flame]

I'm not saying balatro is the objectively easiest game in existence

Based on my experience it's the easiest from all games I've played

[honest canopy]

🍿

[wise plaza]

Luck is virtually never the cause of losses, however luck can play a part in how easy and hard things are.

[hidden dragon]

I just don't care for your attitude of pinging people and calling them noob for making mistakes

[thick aspen]

Damn. You've never played a Mario game before

[hidden dragon]

but its ok when you grow older you'll probably realize being bad at games is not even a big deal

[uneven edge]

You are unwilling to change your stance and have an actual discussion

[patent flame]

I have

[hidden dragon]

im bad at some of my favorite games

[halcyon flame]

nobodies denying that?

[patent flame]

I played 3DS before

And emulate games

I just don't find enjoyment cuz it's pretty boring compared to balatro

[halcyon flame]

i think the main argument here is whether all runs are winnable (they are)

[hot pike]

hmm idk about popcorn,temporary mult kinda sucks,stuntman better

[honest canopy]

Stuntman is no mult which makes popcorn better for mult. Checkmate chip boi

[hot pike]

touche

maybe I'll be popcorn glazer 🤔

[honest canopy]

Also where are you when I need you for my gold stake plasma runs? You still need your gold sticker come help me out

[wise plaza]

It might be possible to find a seed specifically with terrible jokers, tarot, planets on all antes, but you would have to search.

[honest canopy]

No that sounds worse

[patent flame]

I like to be quite rude with some of these players that don't know what they're doing in this game. Cuz i wanna make sure they realize what they're doing in this game and not end up in a loop of doing things that they don't know repeatedly

I don't like seeing someone doing stuff to no avail and eventually is counterproductive to their motives

[thick aspen]

Why do I need to change my 'stance' just to satisfy you? I may be a little bad at the game but I still think it's luck based

[hot pike]

uhhh, luck issue get luckier ong fr fr

[halcyon flame]

thats just wrong

[uneven edge]

You’ve never heard the term of talking to a brick wall then lmfao

[hot pike]

also how haven't you stickered me yet 😡😡😡

[hot pike]

I'm the best joker 😎

[wise plaza]

It just comes across as annoying and rude, you prove nothing. It's the typical "I'm better, you just bad" on the internet stuff. With nothing to ever back up the typical arguments.

[honest canopy]

Well you don't have my back when I need you

[thick aspen]

I've played balatro every day since I bought it. Why do I have to be good at the game to enjoy it. I can see its flaws and that's ok because flaws make a game perfect in a way

[uneven edge]

Yet this just isn’t the case since the arguments can be backed up

[wise plaza]

You don't have to be good to enjoy it, you don't have ot naneinf to enjoy it, you don't have to C++ to enjoy it.

[halcyon flame]

you dont have to win every run for it to be fun

[uneven edge]

you’re using a generalized statement for something that’s inapplicable

[thick aspen]

Exactly

[halcyon flame]

nobody wins all their runs after playing balatro for five minutes

[hot pike]

well I'm rare so you prob won't see me, maybe just use a runner? but stuntman still better

[halcyon flame]

i still cant consistently win runs

but seeing your progression is whats fun for me

[patent flame]

I do occasionally lose too out of my own blunders

[thick aspen]

Maybe one day I'll change my mind about balatro being luck based but for now I still have lots more to play

[patent flame]

But i learn from my mistakes of what I've done and try to avoid it in the future

[wise plaza]

but I thought you were perect, guess it's a skill issue

[honest canopy]

grumbles I'll get you know one day

[patent flame]

I'm not perfect, I just like to complain

[halcyon flame]

watching yourself get more achievments, seeing your win rate improve, collecting gold stickers; thats what i find fun about the game, not just plain old winning runs

[hot pike]

the best joker leaving now 😎😎😎

Bai people

[thick aspen]

Is stunt man better or wee. The wee grows so big it can dwarf the size of the stunt man

[halcyon flame]

stuntman comes big tho

wee takes time

[thick aspen]

He starts big but wee grows bigger. Wee gets stronger the more friends he finds along the way

[uneven edge]

I think that other person got pretty heated about your balatro easy take since he probably thinks it undermines his “top 20” STS status

kinda came outta nowhere

[regal flax]

yay

[halcyon flame]

yeah but by the time wee gets better than stuntman youre most likely going to have found better options

[uneven edge]

If you are not winning based of your skill it is a skill issue

you don’t need to be coddled

lmfao

[patent flame]

Nah before all of that hes seen me complain bout someone else's blunders and takes

[honest canopy]

Yooo congrats! Which challenge was it?

[thick aspen]

I don't know many abbreviations what does it mean

[regal flax]

jokerless

[uneven edge]

slay the spire

[honest canopy]

Pretty obvious if I spent more than 3 seconds looking at the pic LOL. My bad.

[patent flame]

But i don't give a shit bout him hes same as me probably
Sts top 20 statement out of his ass

[thick aspen]

I never played

[uneven edge]

neither have I

[honest canopy]

Beaten Golden Needle yet?

[patent flame]

I wanna play it soon

When i have opportunity

[regal flax]

yeah i finished every challenge now

[uneven edge]

not interested it in tbh

[patent flame]

Same with other rougelikes and games

[honest canopy]

Ayyy nice! Jokerless was my last one too. Absolutely hated Golden Needle

[wise plaza]

Golden needled was more of a pain then jokerless imho

[patent flame]

Golden needle jokerless and cruelty are one hell of challenges

[regal flax]

yeah that took a while... and blast off was kinda hard too

[thick aspen]

When the wee starts hacking and the Chad starts hanging. That's when you know things are about to go crazy

[patent flame]

But acrobat and dusk is free win pretty sure

[honest canopy]

Golden Needle drove me insane that I actually refused to attempt Jokerless for a long time

[wise plaza]

Jokerless is easier then Golden Needle imho

[halcyon flame]

if you have chad and hack but still using wee i feel like youre doing something wrong

[hidden dragon]

It's not worth it being rude to random people though

[honest canopy]

I agree. I just did them in order and regretted it

[hidden dragon]

because a lot of people just play for fun

[thick aspen]

5oak or flush5 build is peak

[honest canopy]

Some people just wanna grow their Wee

[hidden dragon]

like my girlfriend plays balatro, she's played like 50h and I don't even think she's used a planet card

[wise plaza]

I've done them all 3 times over different accounts/devices, they get easier each time around

[regal flax]

i got yorick for golden needle i was super lucky

[thick aspen]

My wee got into the 4 digits and I was very proud

[uneven edge]

lol

[short widget]

Similars games to balastro?

[uneven edge]

that’s kinda funny

[halcyon flame]

why are you using wee for that build though

[patent flame]

Any rougelikes

[thick aspen]

Poker

[regal flax]

slay the spire lowk better than balatro maybe

[hidden dragon]

its her first card game and first roguelike

[halcyon flame]

texas hold em

[hidden dragon]

so its not shocking

[thick aspen]

Because my deck is full of 2s from DNA or erratic deck

[uneven edge]

it is a little

[patent flame]

Isaac is good too

[uneven edge]

the og

[patent flame]

But I've been tapping in to limbus

I'm like a white stake player in limbus

[halcyon flame]

if you deck fix that hard just get ancient joker or maybe even idol

[thick aspen]

Why not both? It can easily replace hack and keep the chad

I'm not THAT bad at the game come on

[halcyon flame]

replace hack and keep chad???? chad is worse than hack if your playing five of a kind

[uneven edge]

questionable

[uneven edge]

ew idol

[patent flame]

Protip if u want to maximize value and deck fix for card scoring jokers like AJ bloodstone and idol

[uneven edge]

id*l

[patent flame]

Don't use DNA

[uneven edge]

EW BLOODSTONE

[patent flame]

DNA bloats ur deck and makes it harder to cut cards u don't want

I learned it the hard way

[thick aspen]

It's situational if I don't have a lot of magic cards or enhanced in general I'll keep Chad. If I do I'll keep hack

[patent flame]

U can also lose from bad draws due to the deck's size

Doesn't matter how many king of hearts u have

[thick aspen]

Hanged man + death

[patent flame]

The game is funny enough to not give u those vards

[patent flame]

And trading card

[halcyon flame]

what on earth is a magic card

[patent flame]

Don't ever use DNA

[uneven edge]

bloodstone nasty joker

we never take

[thick aspen]

What did I say about the game being luck based?

[thick aspen]

That's a really good one though

[patent flame]

Defy the luck by doing the right play

[halcyon flame]

did you read what he said earlier

[patent flame]

And the right play for card scoring jokers like AJ is cutting cards

Don't use DNA

[uneven edge]

really shit*

[patent flame]

Dna has more niche uses

Like stm and blue seals

[thick aspen]

Wait you haven't played the game

[uneven edge]

bloodstone is a D tier joker

[patent flame]

Yes it gives xmult and scoring but it's very inconsistent

[halcyon flame]

enlighten me on what a magic card is

[patent flame]

But if i pull out my tierlist again with bloodstone low ppl gonna argue

[halcyon flame]

do you mean lucky card? tarot card?

[patent flame]

Cuz they're too highscore pilled

[thick aspen]

My prized oops all sixes

[uneven edge]

too inconsistent

[thick aspen]

Use the magician to get magic cards

[uneven edge]

my priced ancient joker:

[halcyon flame]

thats called a lucky card bro

[patent flame]

If the joker already gonna rely on another joker to be good its already bad

Do u understand how gold stake works

U don't get to ask for what u want in shops

[thick aspen]

When it doesn't land on that enhanced suit

[uneven edge]

ancient joker is everything bloodstone wants to ever be

[halcyon flame]

"wait you havent played the game"

[uneven edge]

when you don’t get oops all six’s because you have bloodstone

[patent flame]

AJ is better than bloodstone by miles

[uneven edge]

lmfao

[thick aspen]

It's what I call it because it just makes sense to me

[magic swan]

i got a bright future ahead of me

[patent flame]

Even when it doesn't care about suits available in the deck

[thick aspen]

The magician does magic

[patent flame]

All u need to do is just cut cards

To make easier draws

[thick aspen]

Luck based yet again

[patent flame]

Defy luck to be a good player

[uneven edge]

[patent flame]

And don't throw the "i play for fun" excuse to my fucking face

[halcyon flame]

well thats not what the game or the rest of us call it so you should probably refer to it by the name actually used

[magic swan]

that run fucking sucks, so i got a new one and even more cooler

[patent flame]

Pretty good

[thick aspen]

No. It's not my cup of tea to call it that

[uneven edge]

deck building exists

[thick aspen]

My cards my names

[magic swan]

also i play for fun

[uneven edge]

You’re an interesting individual

[wise plaza]

Why do you have 6 hand size? Did you ecto with that erosion?

[patent flame]

An oops is more speculative and gives more value than bloodstone

It can make reserved parking better

Business card becomes better too

Wheel for potential early scoring

[halcyon flame]

ok well feel free to do so but thats just going to make things more difficult if you want to actually converse about balatro

[thick aspen]

You are blinded by your own 'skill' to realize that the poker game just so happens to have gambling albeit without real money

[patent flame]

This isn't poker game

It's designed to look like poker

Only hand types and terms like ante and blind are thrown around

[halcyon flame]

to be fair it also destroys my glass cards :/

[wise plaza]

Having poker hands doesn't make it like actual poker

[patent flame]

For glass joker and deck fixing

So it's still good

[magic swan]

okay so

i use 3 ECTO

[thick aspen]

Glass joker

[magic swan]

:3

[halcyon flame]

true but it still hurts when i hear that shatter sound

[patent flame]

Reminder glass joker is the fastest xmult scaler in the game not counting legendaries

[magic swan]

1 more jokee

joker

[wise plaza]

lol, I'm not even going to ask why

[patent flame]

Have u unlocked seeing double

Four 7 of clubs

[magic swan]

how the hell do you reach $400

[magic swan]

i did

i unlocked everything

[patent flame]

Oh it's satellite

[magic swan]

yeah

[thick aspen]

Anaglyph deck

[patent flame]

If u wanna do that try to do a baron run

Anaglyph and money skips work too

[halcyon flame]

i got it by just making a red seal lucky card retrigger build

[magic swan]

im a bit hesitant with money skips

honestly

[patent flame]

U wanna unlock C achievement right

So it's fine

[magic swan]

yes

[patent flame]

In Anaglyph ofc

[magic swan]

top 3 deck of all time

[patent flame]

But i did a baron run to unlock satellite

[magic swan]

erratic deck
erratic deck
erratic deck

[thick aspen]

YES

[patent flame]

No

Abandoned yellow red

[thick aspen]

Top 3 all time
Checkered
Erratic
Black

[wise plaza]

This, you don't even need to break it by playing it, you can hang it

[magic swan]

ghost
anaglyph
abandoned

[patent flame]

Ghost abandoned yes

Anaglyph in gold stake is not that great

[halcyon flame]

i love ghost deck

[patent flame]

It's either normal deck or a skip that benefits the run

[thick aspen]

My schizophrenic theory. Only in the game to get the gold stake stickers on jokers

[patent flame]

No

[magic swan]

Wee

[patent flame]

Ghost deck better for that

Ecto + early hex

Abandoned and madness with only straights scoring too

[thick aspen]

No the hell it's not

[cunning rune]

Get lucky with the double interest voucher

[magic swan]

money trees?

[patent flame]

Yeah money tree

[cunning rune]

Yeah

[thick aspen]

Not even close to anaglyph

[patent flame]

U occasionally get money tree in a highscore run

[halcyon flame]

i was so shocked you made it that far without mult until i realized you were on plasma

[magic swan]

LMFAOAOAOAOAOA

[patent flame]

Still not a good score tho

That run could die in gold

[magic swan]

i got 4 squares once

[brisk zinc]

the only time a negative popcorn is good

[halcyon flame]

sell the hologram

[brisk zinc]

no?

[thick aspen]

Lust to remind everyone. Localthunk hates his own game in a little way

[patent flame]

6x hologram and 2.4x constellation

With a photo that has no retriggers

[wise plaza]

money tree isn't going to give you much per round compared to golden ticket or mail-in rebate

[brisk zinc]

and?

[patent flame]

U literally win without selling anything

[brisk zinc]

idc it's a negative popcorn

[magic swan]

my negative tag run

[patent flame]

First problem is not using wild cards for a long term AJ run

[magic swan]

AJ?

[patent flame]

Ancient joker

[uneven edge]

ancient joker

[magic swan]

oh right

[patent flame]

Idol would benefit more in that situation

Cuz wild cards easily get killed by like

All suit bosses

[wise plaza]

Depends on the deck, 68 cards is reaching the harder to deck fix if it's all over the place

[cunning rune]

If you have a wild card 5. If Idol is any 5, does that mean it hits

[patent flame]

I forgot to look at the deck size

[wise plaza]

idol works with wild

[cunning rune]

Cool

[patent flame]

Negative DNA would explain that probably

[cunning rune]

Didn't know that

[patent flame]

Another rookie mistake of using DNA to utilize value of card scoring jokers

[wise plaza]

hand size would also mean you can't really discard enough to find what oyu need

[wise plaza]

whats your deck look like?

[magic swan]

i forgot

[wise plaza]

Taking two eternal dogshit jokers is definately a skill issue

[magic swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209506360987877408/1381060659906609184/image.png?ex=684c1338&is=684ac1b8&hm=be7df2829fab519b8137954575250697464128fc64f730567a6d231a93c46bae&

5 business days to proc High Card

[thick aspen]

The best gold stake run

[wise plaza]

Spaceman 1 in 4 is only good if you have a hand which you can spam that you want to grow, otherwise you might get 1 level per ante if lucky if it's a one shot hand, unless you have an oops

[patent flame]

Just play green joker and square joker with it

You'll see it shine more

[thick aspen]

Mfs be like: high card only is fun
Play it unseeded then

[wicked mirage]

how far can a flush build be taken

[magic swan]

reserved parking x turtle bean yaoi

[uneven edge]

however far the game lets you take it

you can’t force hands

[wise plaza]

I only play unseeded, I high card all the way...but it's in endless

[patent flame]

"Yaoi " of a parking sign and animal material 💔 💔

[wise plaza]

except +chips scales quicker then +mult so xchips would be insane

[thick aspen]

Not to be rude but that balatro university guy is kind of a fraud he couldn't beat gold stake red deck on a informative video on how to beat gold stake on red

[patent flame]

Haven't seen it yet

[thick aspen]

Just an excuse for plasma deck

[patent flame]

But if he loses he probably doing it intentionally

[wise plaza]

That's because he clearly isn't a good as those in here who believe they can always win.

[patent flame]

He does silly things to teach

[wise plaza]

He can also make mistakes, plan for a run and have it go wrong unexpectedly, etc

[thick aspen]

Also on another video about black deck gold stake he lost 3 times

[patent flame]

Do u realize how hard black deck is

[wise plaza]

Because he is human?

[shy dove]

when were these videos uploaded?

[patent flame]

It's not the best deck in the game

It's the hardest in the game

[shy dove]

he also has an insane winstreak on all decks

[patent flame]

The joker slot is nothing with bad early game

[shy dove]

so i find it hard to believe that in a recent video he was messing up too much

[patent flame]

He can mess up but it's either intentional or out of pure bad luck of gold stake

[wise plaza]

You were just saying before you could win always, and it was like high school now your saying that it's hard on black deck gold stake which is what myself and others have said all along on your view it's always easy

[patent flame]

Like all first shop Rental

Nobody is fucking winning that

[thick aspen]

WHAT WAS THAT I JUST HEARD? BAD LUCK? HAHAHHAHA

[wise plaza]

But there is no luck according to you

[patent flame]

Idk how to explain it

But i forgot how he lost his 67 win streak

[hidden acorn]

Balatrooooo

[wise plaza]

FIrst shop you don't need any jokers, yuo can win it without, you were saying that, even when mentionign gold stake black deck. even if you don't get a good planet

[shy dove]

like ante 3 or 4

[hidden acorn]

Yall blocked tenor gifs

😢

[honest canopy]

And we're thankful every day

[patent flame]

Didn't mention black deck

[hidden acorn]

Www.tenor.gif/balatro.sad

[shy dove]

black deck moment iirc

[patent flame]

Yeah

Black deck i agree with bad luck

Only gold stake tho

[thick aspen]

Black deck at least top 5 decks of all time

[wise plaza]

You said 0% luck here in response to black deck gold stake

[thick aspen]

That's just a response to gold stake in general not just black deck

[patent flame]

Yes

Nobody mentioned black deck

[patent flame]

Black deck is bottom 1

[wise plaza]

damn, if only this said black deck

[patent flame]

-1 hand is a problem in early game

Hardest part of balatro is early game

[thick aspen]

People hate black deck when painted is right there 🥀

[patent flame]

And hands are money

[honest canopy]

Black Deck is so easy people are just silly. +1 Joker means +1 scoring ezpz

[shy dove]

how

painted is great lol

[thick aspen]

Because I remembered it

[patent flame]

Straights benefit from painted

Shoot the moon becomes better

[shy dove]

more jokers does not always equal better

[patent flame]

Steel cards and gold cards become better

[honest canopy]

You've never seen a clown car

[patent flame]

U hate obelisk anyways u never gonna understand shit

[thick aspen]

That's what I thought until the game decided nuh uh uh. No x mult jokers for you on blue stake

[shy dove]

les fans d'Obelisk lorsqu'ils apprennent qu'il n'y a aucune raison de jouer autre chose que des couleurs 😂 🤣

[thick aspen]

Banned

[patent flame]

U can win on painted with eternal madness and 3 jokers that benefit the build

For the stuntman guy here

[hot pike]

me on painted still doing pairs

[thick aspen]

I love myself a double eternal madness if I find an ankh

[hot pike]

the best joker is back 😎😎😎

[patent flame]

It also reduces stuntman penalty

[thick aspen]

Maybe triple if I'm lucky

[hot pike]

stuntman has no penalty because it's the best 😎😎😎

[patent flame]

Maybe for hc and pairs

But u right

[hot pike]

Bai people, will now do gs and hopefully sticker an uncommon

[patent flame]

Don't be like this tho

[thick aspen]

Stuntman will carry plasma

[wise plaza]

Smaller hand size is the penalty, this means its harder to find the cards you want

[hot pike]

I have sinned

I had used wee 😔

[devout thunder]

Stuntman has no penalty because they are just a baller like that

[patent flame]

U right

[hot pike]

may stuntman forgive me

[patent flame]

It makes hc and pair act like straights and 4oak

All u need left is some mult like supernova to win

[thick aspen]

How did you get 800000 on cerulean bell

[patent flame]

Plasma scaling idiot

2x of base scaling in the game

[hot pike]

1k on wee

[patent flame]

Because the scoring is balanced

[hot pike]

but stuntman still better

[thick aspen]

Ok you're being an ass. Sorry I didn't see it

[hot pike]

oh i I thought they were asking on how would I score 800k on bell

[sinful night]

RAWR

[wise plaza]

I'll take an early stuntman but I often try to move away from it even on plasma deck, the hand size is anoying af

[brisk zinc]

whenever i take stuntman i try to make my hand as small as possible for fun

still haven't managed to beat a 1 hand size run tho

[stark comet]

mrrp

[sinful night]

Prrrr~

Furry mode

Furry joker when- jk

[wise plaza]

beating one hand size probably wouldn't be that hard

[thick aspen]

when will high contrast mode come out?

[sinful night]

Uhh there is one? Isnt there???

[thick aspen]

Not on discord

[sinful night]

Oh I thought u meant-

Uhh idk

[thick aspen]

[nova spindle]

Glass card makes gold stake so easy

I used to not make glass cards with the fear of breaking them and not having enough

[waxen cypress]

got a little bored

still on the hunt for a flush five first hand without erratic deck

[sonic field]

which one do i get? my deck is mostly balanced

[sonic field]

unseeded?

[waxen cypress]

unseeded and without the brainstorm mod (cuz mobile

[sonic field]

brainsstorm mod?

whats that

[waxen cypress]

seed filter, pretty much

[thick aspen]

My first big number I got awhile ago

[olive ferry]

is that hiura in ur pfp

[waxen cypress]

you want to always start a run with perkeo? brainstorm will always find a seed for you

[waxen cypress]

yes :3

[olive ferry]

OMG !!

goated

[waxen cypress]

ngl i would keep the interest and buy neither if the deck isnt fixed much to a single card

but its white stake so you can pretty much do whatever lol

[olive ferry]

what do u guys usually copy for perkeo if u dont have observatory yet

[cosmic talon]

Death. Or hung man.

Hermit as well is good

[waxen cypress]

suit change tarot or death

[sonic field]

yeah lol i skipped most small and big blinds thats why my jokers suck

[olive ferry]

valid valid

[thick aspen]

Cryptid

[hidden dragon]

hung men, temperances

[olive ferry]

how to get cryptid on not ghost deck

[iron agate]

sixth sense seance

[olive ferry]

o right

forgot about those two

[sonic field]

these jokers are questionable lol

[hidden dragon]

I mean

runner is great chip scaler

hologram is fairly busted

[iron agate]

throwback is the only questionable here

[hidden dragon]

throwback is dogshit

[sonic field]

i skipped a bunch tho

and im not playing straights

[iron agate]

getting these last ante is definitely questionable

[hidden dragon]

you can just scale runner early w straights and do something else later

[wild peak]

Hii how are u ?

[hidden dragon]

and typically skipping blinds is really bad :-)

[sonic field]

i had these from the start lol

[hidden dragon]

shops are good

[sonic field]

yeah im trying to win in under 12 rounds

[hidden dragon]

ah in that case it's pretty good for sure

[iron agate]

so u had a runner on plasma deck from start and didnt scale it???

[sonic field]

i dont want to play straights

i didnt even want him

[iron agate]

thats gay

[sonic field]

ik

[graceful blade]

Oh I am multing it

This tag so good

[balmy flare]

[sonic field]

right after i won lol

[graceful blade]

Holy crap

[balmy flare]

play my game

[graceful blade]

John Balatro

[balmy flare]

boy did you tear me in half

[graceful blade]

No I swear

[balmy flare]

who did it

[graceful blade]

The one behind the counter

The dastardly Jolly Joker

[hot pike]

ten jokers left till c++😎😎😎😎😎😎

[sonic field]

why am i actually winning lol

also lvl 1 flush lol

finally first time beating ante 12 small blind

[weary stump]

mult tag

🔥

[desert tusk]

Lowk fire tag

[thick aspen]

Wee wee

[simple walrus]

New watchface

[tawny pasture]

Luchador is LeBron. Interesting

[hard gyro]

Idk why but I hate that illustration so much

[simple walrus]

Not my favorite either but nothing else worked as a watch face

[hard gyro]

It looks so unhinged

[simple walrus]

Either it's too wide or has too much white

[final delta]

its goated

[young prism]

Need the councils opinion, who do I drop for sock?

Working on a flush five with kings

[viral rapids]

John balatro

[young prism]

Constellation is at 2.7x but idk if that's enough on his own without acrobat since I've been waiting to play the flush five until the last hand anyways

Cuz dusk

[tribal lintel]

how does your deck look like

[tribal lintel]

idol isnt really gaurinteed to hit

personally id replace idol with sock and try to get it later after i narrow down my deck

you should have good flat mult too since most of your mult is coming from constelation and acrobat

or actually

[chilly gulch]

What is idol at rn

What catd

Card*

[tribal lintel]

replace hanging chad

if you wanna keep the idol

with sock you would get more than the two retriggers from hanging chad because you are only playing face cards

[opaque blade]

Hanging chad

[tribal lintel]

seems about right

[opaque blade]

Yuh

[young prism]

That was my guts guess but wanted to be sure, thx

[wanton steeple]

now run balatro on it coward

if it's android based apk will install through adb

[simple walrus]

Something something redmi

[wanton steeple]

i'd do it for the memes if I still had my watch but someone stole mine at work

[simple walrus]

Ig I could homebrew it still

[wanton steeple]

Is the watch android or iOS?

[simple walrus]

Redmi

Xiaomi

The Chinese one

[wanton steeple]

Assuming that's android

[simple walrus]

I guess it is

But it's likely their own OS

[wanton steeple]

since apple would never license iOS to a third party phone lmao

all those devices use android

[simple walrus]

Android-based OS

[wanton steeple]

they'll say it's their special os it's just android with a logo change

[simple walrus]

Yeah

I can try to root it

[wanton steeple]

odds are ur can enable wireless debugging but tapping the system information a few times

[simple walrus]

Then get balatro running

[wanton steeple]

u don't need root to sideload

[simple walrus]

Fair, never messed with android modding

So idk what exactly is to be done

[wanton steeple]

rooting is for when u want like kernel level access

To the point u wanna change like internal files that are core parts of the system

like font files and internelt system packages

sideloading an android watch just requires knowing how terminal works on ur computer lol

[simple walrus]

Ok apparently it's easy stuff

I'll do it at home

[river gazelle]

Hi!

[clear tulip]

OK so when do we get to buy jokers?

[balmy flare]

it's my lucky day

[rich flax]

Hi

[digital tusk]

what ante is this? that doesn’t look like many chips

[honest canopy]

No jokers so might just be round 1?

[last marsh]

when was the last update?

[analog onyx]

yo new guild tag

W

[clear tulip]

Ante 1, no good jokers yet

But two straight draws should get me through

[livid basin]

black stake

[short briar]

how good is 6 madness @@ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QKZK_anmBs

[fringe kernel]

the fabled negative juggler

[livid basin]

jesus!

[fringe kernel]

that means you can use one more ectoplasm on a flush five build!

[livid basin]

three of kind build

actually

got two swashbucklers

sold half joker

thanks showman

[edgy heath]

hi chat

[edgy heath]

stuntman when chadman walks in

[edgy heath]

good god damn

[hot pike]

ccitbp🗣️

[edgy heath]

this is why we always play green deck

[edgy heath]

what😭😭

[hot pike]

credit card In the buffoon pack 🗣️

[edgy heath]

credit card in the standard pack trust

[hot pike]

smart,smart

[edgy heath]

yessirr

[austere python]

i got half joker in buffoon pakc

no bp

[edgy heath]

oh.

[hot pike]

the best joker leaving now 😎😎😎

[left glade]

anaglyph deck is good? since I've already reached a high stake with checkred

[hot pike]

Bai people

[golden phoenix]

hi guys i’m new here i love balatro

[hearty acorn]

Just got a soul card in very first shop

[golden phoenix]

have amassed 300 hours over the last two months and just got my friend to buy it 🙏

[hearty acorn]

It was chicot 😞

Should I just sell it

[golden phoenix]

nah

[left glade]

imo chicot is rare

[hearty acorn]

Well yeah it’s a legendary

[golden phoenix]

just build your deck around something really specific and spam that

[edgy heath]

peace

[hearty acorn]

But it’s not even worth the joker slot late into the game

[golden phoenix]

just keep him for now you can always sell

[edgy heath]

shh no chigoat slander will be accepted

[slim junco]

They can all be

[zinc hill]

Anybody know why I didn’t get my two gold stake stickers when I beat the game?

[left glade]

no, painted deck cant be

[slim junco]

Why not

[hearty acorn]

Oh it’s cause the banana negates gold deck

[zinc hill]

???

[left glade]

only 4 jokers slot

[edgy heath]

visual glitch maybe? have you tried turning it off and on again

[edgy heath]

what😭

[hearty acorn]

Yeah

It does that now

[slim junco]

If you use ecto suddenly its 5 joker with an extra 1 handsize

[hearty acorn]

Gold stake

Gets negated

[zinc hill]

Yeah I reset and still shows blue and orange

How am I supposed to get completionist ++ then!?

[hearty acorn]

Gros Michel
+15 mult
1 in 6 chance of being terminated at the end of round
negates Gold Stake
common

[edgy heath]

are you deadass or joking

[hearty acorn]

Literal description under nana

[zinc hill]

Yeah but it didn’t break

[hearty acorn]

If it breaks they say it’s over

For balatro

[left glade]

its a good start? or i restart, i am new player, i need a good start

[hearty acorn]

Like in general I’m saying

[slim junco]

It gives you lots of chips, its not bad

[zinc hill]

Then why did my other orange card not turn gold? Dude what the fuck I have like 3 more cards to finish and I get two of them and it glitches and doesn’t give me gold

[left glade]

i need a photograph now

[slim junco]

Yeah

[spice grove]

Credit card in the.. joker slot ?

[slim junco]

If you find photo the combo gives you x32 mult

Where else would it go?

It says joker

[final delta]

hellp

o

[left glade]

i need you perkeo, i want the 400 money joker

[final delta]

im on my way

[slim junco]

Round 8 negative is crazy

[left glade]

Thanks

[austere python]

i fucking hate black deck

[hearty acorn]

Guys did you know Balatro was based on a true story, in 1971 a Man named Balls was kidnapped by a group called “The Blinds” and he had to beat all of them in cards and he used objects like bananas and a drawing on a napkin he called his “brainstorm” to help him win

[edgy heath]

guys i can confirm i was the banana

[austere python]

NVM

[hearty acorn]

No way

[edgy heath]

absolute cinema

[edgy heath]

one of the blinds made him play 5 cards every time too

they called him the psychic cuz he could use his powers to influence people

[hearty acorn]

That’s f’ing scary dude

[left glade]

imo balatro deserved goty 2024

[austere python]

if a person had -6 bucks

and they used the double money tag

what would occur

asking for a friend

math says 12

[hearty acorn]

-$126

[austere python]

wait no im thinking of exponents

[hearty acorn]

Cause using double money tag while negative incurs a fee of $120

[austere python]

what

[hearty acorn]

Yes

Hidden mechanic

Can’t use double money tag while negative money

$120 fee

[austere python]

gaslighting in big 25

[hearty acorn]

You’ll never financially recover

Just use it dude you got a credit card and a blueprint in like ante 2

What’s gonna happen

[austere python]

ante 1 actually

[hearty acorn]

You either go to -$12 or $0

[austere python]

prolly -12

i lost the run anyway because black deck gold stake is fictional

[left glade]

stuntman best starter joker

[inner tiger]

Cheating on Balatro rn

Bought dungeons and degenerate gamblers

[austere python]

what

how is this cheating

this is just outsourcing

[inner tiger]

Feels like cheating

They even got jimbo in here

[gaunt nebula]

yahiamod is crazy

[dusty elbow]

Successful ratio

[tulip elbow]

when is the release of the next gameplay update again?

[jagged zinc]

The luck is crazy

[burnt python]

WHat the fu-

[red narwhal]

When thunk finishes it

[wide mica]

got a run with the two first tags giving me polychrome blueprint

ante 6 soul card btw

so like

this is THE run

[left glade]

driver's license is cracked

[red narwhal]

I hate driver's license

[halcyon flame]

drivers license is ok but i keep getting on like ante 1 when its useless

[red narwhal]

Same

[halcyon flame]

the moment i get enough enhanced cards drivers license just dissapears

[left glade]

the most useless joker in the game

[wide mica]

ankh it for the funnies

[red narwhal]

It has some niche uses

Temperance tarot and pirate joker

[left glade]

ankh is good if you dont have a build and have a good joker

[halcyon flame]

temperance value tho

swashbuckler would go wild

plus its just objectively funny

[left glade]

good point

but i dont like egg

[halcyon flame]

how dare you

egg is love egg is life

[red narwhal]

Sacrificial dagger is one of my favorite jokers

[left glade]

i dont like egg because i never get egg and pirate joker

...

[fiery flower]

it's just free $50 pretty easily

eternal negative egg is the dream

[slim junco]

They lack critical information

[tacit bronze]

just realise my photograph dont have a golden sticker yet but that will be changed now thanks to chicot

[slim junco]

Chicot my goat

[tacit bronze]

a natural foil chicot aswell, chicot so goated

[slim junco]

Chicot is one of my favorite jokers

[tacit bronze]

chicot made it honestly the smoothest and easiest gold stake run ive had so far

[slim junco]

Chicot carries

[dense jasper]

chicot is ugly though

[limpid tree]

balatro tag!

[dense jasper]

balatro tag!

[lofty agate]

eyyyyyy

[slim junco]

Invisible showman might be goated?!

[glossy dawn]

Hii chat

[slim junco]

I love Chicot

[boreal bough]

your not just a clown , your the entire MEGA BUFFON PACK

[wintry patrol]

showman actively hurts your run outside of endless 💔

[slim junco]

That’s true..

Well

If you have good rng it might help

Imagine all the cloud nines you good have

[crisp glen]

I hate this game

[slim junco]

Yikes

Well

[boreal bough]

i understand your pain

[hard gyro]

What happened

You sold it by accident?

[boreal bough]

there are better legendarys and yorick doesent pair with green joker

[boreal bough]

a

[boreal bough]

lets see which legendary bozo you get

[wintry patrol]

yorick is so good outside of this specific scenario where all your +mult is green joker that is pretty annoying lol

[boreal bough]

thats what im sayin

legendarys are so rare and yet you get the ONLY ONE that doesent work in your situation

[sour peak]

IMO our server tag should be JMBO

[boreal bough]

thts amazing

i agree

[slim junco]

It was for a bit

[sour peak]

Oh why didn’t we keep it?

[slim junco]

Then we went back to mult

[slim junco]

Idk

I think the icon pairs better with mult than with jmbo

[lofty agate]

was canio

i die

no hanged man

[boreal bough]

welp

soul always give you the legendary you need the least

[woven sigil]

i skipped first blind for a spectral pack and managed this

[boreal bough]

holy moly

[woven sigil]

used up all my RNG for the next 100 games

[boreal bough]

better pray for some more luck from jimbo himself

[spare kite]

how do i make the polychrome/foil/holographic effect in aseprite?

[woven sigil]

[boreal bough]

🙏

[minor bay]

heya

[boreal bough]

sup

[minor bay]

how's going?

[boreal bough]

good . after 2 grueling months im finally getting my vr headset back tomorrow

[minor bay]

nice! i wish you luck

[woven sigil]

VR balatro

[boreal bough]

someone will do it sooner or later

i just know it

[magic swan]

if i get rid of smiley, im doomed

[boreal bough]

2 poly photgraphs is insane

[magic swan]

streamer luck

ghhhh what should i sell

[boreal bough]

oh wait you just ankh't it

[magic swan]

the poly were natural tho, i use hex for early scoring joker

[boreal bough]

im not really good at the game but i'd sell the ancient joker. ask a pro in the game discussions

[magic swan]

that is insane

but sure

[crisp glen]

Just did my first purple stake with this( that purple tarot Joker was a dna)

[slim junco]

Hello

[midnight crest]

God damn it

[hearty acorn]

Guys I hate the vouchers that make planet cards and playing cards appear more in the shop

I feel like they’re ass

Why would I want playing cards to appear in the shop

[midnight crest]

If you have good jokers I find it to be really useful

[midnight crest]

One word: hologram other than that it's ass

[hallow heart]

Is there any possible way for me to play in the multiplayer mode with my friends on my phone?

[hearty acorn]

Idk just seems like it takes up space from stuff that could be potentially way better

[hearty acorn]

There’s a multiplayer mode????

[midnight crest]

Yeah it's a mod tho

[hearty acorn]

Is that a mod?

Yeah

I figured that

[hallow heart]

A pvp one, yes

[hearty acorn]

Idk doesn’t really seem like modding Balatro on mobile would be easy, let alone possible

[hallow heart]

It seems really cool and i want to try it

[slim junco]

Mod

[hearty acorn]

And if you do somehow download the mod for mobile what’s the chances it’s compatible with PC

[midnight crest]

I haven't tried it either

[glossy dawn]

Dmanit playing crimson bean is so hard

[fluid heath]

where is localthunk

[brisk zinc]

should i sell the fist just in case

with my luck invis will copy it

what would jesus do

[grizzled portal]

whats going on wtf

[brisk zinc]

average anaglyph deck experience

[grizzled portal]

its not even 8th ante

[lofty agate]

XD

[brisk zinc]

my pics won't send for some reason but should i buy baron? i have dna, 2 buskins, photo and canio

guess i could sell one buskin but idk if it's worth

[grizzled portal]

what should i sell

[brisk zinc]

i have 12 kings in my deck but there will be more

fuck it i'll skip the baron

[grizzled portal]

i have smeared ancient chad photo trib

which should i sell for bs

brainstorm

[lavish marsh]

Why did I get a thing to adopt a mult tag

What even are tags

Oh nevermind I figured it out

[mighty flax]

@carmine monolith hi :)

[grizzled portal]

is it better to copy trib or sock or ancient

i have 20 wild kings

[slim junco]

Um

[inner tiger]

Egg

[carmine monolith]

hi baby

[mighty flax]

WHAT

[brisk zinc]

fruity

[thorn vine]

chat

which deck should i run

[slim junco]

Any build you’re going for?

[thorn vine]

i'm at green deck

[slim junco]

Cuz plasma is always goated

test

[cobalt falcon]

50 more wins for C+

Let's gooooo

[left glade]

3000 hands with a flush coming

[mighty flax]

@carmine monolith deck recommendations?

thats my girlfriend btw

she wont let me break up with her :(

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 👉👈

[languid kiln]

Flush-team 🙂

[left glade]

i sell the egg?