🎙・server-chat

[worldly basin]

Banana

[slim junco]

Is there a rule against @ting localthunk

[worldly basin]

I mean every joker is good

(Potentially)

[slim junco]

Especially me

Erm

[uneven edge]

the idol:

showman:

[worldly basin]

SHHHHHJ

[uneven edge]

baron:

[cosmic pasture]

yeah canio is the best legendary but if your on abandoned there is no reason to take a soul over a deja vu spectral or death tarot

[uneven edge]

yeah this is just not true

[slim junco]

I don’t even need a certain setting

[worldly basin]

No actually tho every card has a good potential

[cosmic pasture]

late game has entered the chat

[worldly basin]

You just need a good start and the right loadout

[uneven edge]

the idol isn’t usable end game either

💀

gold stake^

[cosmic pasture]

flush five builds

🪬

[uneven edge]

me when the idol doesn’t hit and you lose your run

[slim junco]

@cosmic pasture who is currently listening to king von is so buns

[cosmic pasture]

late game you only have kings of hearts or what ever the fuck

[cosmic pasture]

agree

i am buns

and gay

[uneven edge]

late game you are on ante 6-8 and you do not have your deck fixed

[cosmic pasture]

laugh at me

[worldly basin]

Dont recall that in my experience

[neon mulch]

Haters gonna hate, balatro players gonna not read the fucking boss blind

[slim junco]

Well, I am too

[cosmic pasture]

i mean endless

thats late game

[slim junco]

You don’t need to with me 😘

[cosmic pasture]

ante 8 is mid game

[neon mulch]

Just died to the hook

[uneven edge]

well it isn’t lmao

[slim junco]

No it’s late game cuz that’s where I end it

[uneven edge]

the game ends at ante 8

[cosmic pasture]

on endless runs

[slim junco]

Shoulda got me (or my buddy luchador)

[cosmic pasture]

where idol is good

[uneven edge]

so… endless

[worldly basin]

KEEP MY WIFE, OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH🗣️ 🔥

[uneven edge]

NOT late game

[slim junco]

What’s your opinion on directors cut and retcon

[uneven edge]

idol still isn’t good endless 💀

[cosmic pasture]

its just trib at that point in like ante 14+

[uneven edge]

the only use for it is to pivot into baron/mime

[slim junco]

Great guys, never have a beer with them tho, they want you to pay

[worldly basin]

With any joker that retriggers cards it does

[slim junco]

Ah true

[worldly basin]

(If u have a good deck)

But no one ever does

🙏

[cosmic pasture]

blueprint + brainstorm = big score

15 2x triggers for flush five

[neon mulch]

Combine that with triboulette

[slim junco]

What is @cosmic pasture yapping abt

[uneven edge]

baron outclasses in every aspect

idol is jsut something you don’t need to use

[cosmic pasture]

then is trib good?

[uneven edge]

yeah

trib is good

[neon mulch]

Idol is for high skilled players, we get your opinion

[cosmic pasture]

then so is idol

[uneven edge]

no it isn’t

[cosmic pasture]

its the same thing at a certain point

[uneven edge]

not gonna go in circles ab this lol

[slim junco]

Idols only good if you deck fix

[neon mulch]

Gotta fix your deck with wise decisions

[cosmic pasture]

same with trib

[spring sphinx]

Guys i had such a good run and during that run i got a legendary
I was so happy until chicot appeared and i was sad

Turns out that mf probably saved my ass more than once because my deck was dependent on face cards

[uneven edge]

majority of high skilled players don’t use idol

[slim junco]

Like I say Chicot is my goat

[uneven edge]

99% of GS players

[spring sphinx]

“Thank you chicot” we all say in unison

[uneven edge]

Yeah chicot deserves glaze

it’s the actual “you win” joker

[cosmic pasture]

and fuck the plant

[slim junco]

No problem pookie 😘

[slim junco]

🤭

[uneven edge]

the plant is so easy to work around but

i assume the talk her is endless

[neon mulch]

Balatro players and zombies when they see a plant: 😨

[slim junco]

😛

[cosmic pasture]

baron or trib or photochad builds

[uneven edge]

nanlets/photochadders*

[slim junco]

I love the plant

[uneven edge]

this is why we don’t rely on those builds!

[slim junco]

What’s the deal with naninf

[slim junco]

But photochad is good!!

[slim junco]

But you can rely on me 😘

[uneven edge]

same

[cosmic pasture]

it big number

[uneven edge]

it’s such an easy boss blind

[neon mulch]

Today ragebaits are out of hand

[slim junco]

I was high when writing this

[uneven edge]

not denying this

[spring sphinx]

Thank you negative chicot

[uneven edge]

very very good

[lavish zenith]

dang i miss thunk chat

[spring sphinx]

My build is ass i know im new

[slim junco]

❤️

[cosmic pasture]

ever heard of ANY META BUILD

[uneven edge]

heavily countered by the plant

[lavish zenith]

did thunk mention anything about how his week long hike went?

[uneven edge]

Yeah? They don’t rely on face cards

lmao

[slim junco]

I rarely get the plant

[uneven edge]

other than photochad

[neon mulch]

Negative chicot, I can't think of something more beautiful

[slim junco]

I heavily counter the plant

[uneven edge]

garfield im gonna assume ur talking about endless

[slim junco]

😆

[uneven edge]

so we can’t really discuss

[lavish zenith]

idk the way the sun catches morning dew on a grassy knoll kinda peaks too

[cosmic pasture]

@frozen cargo lol my old account

[neon mulch]

I just burped so you guys know

[slim junco]

Good to know

Thanks for sharing !

@neon mulch just burped

[lavish zenith]

that's great, buddy!

please let me back into thunk chat

[slim junco]

What’s the thunk chat

[lavish zenith]

paradise. a secluded channel where brainrot and mindless drivel was prohibited

[slim junco]

Oh

Not I place I could go to

So spectral packs have a chance to have a soul card?

[spring sphinx]

I have a question about campfire
Is it a good card? Because i genuinely cant see it go really far

[slim junco]

Yes if you have good Econ

[lavish zenith]

it was where localthunk announced melvin mult

[spring sphinx]

Oh so only if you have tons of moula

[lavish zenith]

and now. melvin mult is gone forever

[slim junco]

Melvin mult?

[spring sphinx]

Okay okay i can see that like you replenish it after every boss blind

[slim junco]

Pretty much

[slim junco]

Did you say boss blind

[lavish zenith]

all he told us was he had an idea that came to him in a dream, he wrote down the name and nothing else. he told us the name and nothing else.

"melvin mult"

[naive jewel]

sup

[lavish zenith]

and it was a pretty good bit like solid 9 out of 10

and a cool joker concept

[naive jewel]

I can't stop playing ;-;

[slim junco]

Hello

[spring sphinx]

Im sorry chicot it wont happen again

[naive jewel]

hii

[slim junco]

Play more

Gamble your time away

[spring sphinx]

Also do you have 4 brothers and sisters or are you 5 a polycule

Or are they just randos

[slim junco]

@final delta

[naive jewel]

I lost my house, my dog, my cat, one of my teeth hm..... Ill play another one

[slim junco]

Good

[spring sphinx]

30 to go

[spring sphinx]

Is that not a valid question

[slim junco]

It’s a valid question and a VERY VERY good question

[spring sphinx]

So is like pereko ur sister

[honest canopy]

ooo I know the answer to this. Perkeo is a card

[silk rampart]

and the real life perkeo was a man

[nova shore]

pekora :v

[spring sphinx]

The joker is a card too yet he burns my ass every time i lose

[magic swan]

huge

[spring sphinx]

And @slim junco is a very real person

[nova shore]

?

[spring sphinx]

Massive?

“We love you chicot” we all say in unison

[uneven edge]

“we hate you bloodstone” we all say in unison

[lofty hull]

Guys, I found the ultimate Seed for you to have fun with... The problem is that it's impossible to beat 😈

Observe the "Definitive" Seed

[spring sphinx]

What do seeds do is it like it gives you only predictable shops or your deck is also predictable

[north crescent]

every random event is the same

[spring sphinx]

Ok so even card distribution

[north crescent]

yeah same cards every blind, same shop q, everything

[spring sphinx]

But what if you change slightly for example one of your hands, do the next random events change

[nova shore]

nao

[spring sphinx]

Perkeo just gives you infinite tarot card space is that right

[nova shore]

yesn't

[north crescent]

1 random negative copy a round

[worldly basin]

Define "beating"

[spring sphinx]

Infinite tarot space but only gets bigger every round got it

[nova shore]

:|

[spring sphinx]

so honestly kinda not that good

Not as good as chicot

[worldly basin]

In some builds its pretty op

[spring sphinx]

Yea but not as versatile as chicot huh

[worldly basin]

Thats true indeed

[spring sphinx]

Chicot fan forever

[worldly basin]

Chichot can stick up with

Pretty much any build

[steep hull]

balala

[worldly basin]

Perkeo is better but does not stick up like chichot

[spring sphinx]

Trotrotro

[spring sphinx]

Wym stick up

[worldly basin]

Yk

Stick to builds

[lofty hull]

Sorry my English is not very good, it would be like defeating him

[worldly basin]

Defeating who

[spring sphinx]

Aah okay im new to balatro so ion know the dialect around it

[nova shore]

like ante 8?

[worldly basin]

No its not really a used word

But it works out

Ima sleep

(Its 8 am for me lma)

[lofty hull]

Well, I've tried several times and I haven't made it past round 10, there aren't any good cards and very little money...

[nova shore]

tampoco pasaste la seed xd

[spring sphinx]

How do you get good at balatro after 8 ante’s

[sick iris]

sold bull, gets negative bull 2 rerolls later💪

[nova shore]

with a deckfixed and matching jokers

deckfixing its when you use tarots/spectral cards to add enchancements, editions and seal to your cards, so they can be more powerfull depending on how you play the game

[nova shore]

avr pasate un momazo

[lofty hull]

Jajaja si cierto es está: I28CP4B3

[stiff badger]

I sold a hanging chad for a blind that debunked everything till I sold a joker and immediately got it back

[clever narwhal]

ba Bo bap bap ba bo

[stiff badger]

Debuffed

[analog ice]

yo

[nova shore]

que

[analog ice]

Anyway for the discourse JMBO makes me look more silly on discord so I think that JMBO would be a pretty cool server tag

[clever narwhal]

what are tags even for

[spring sphinx]

GUYS i just beat 8 antes on the yellow deck, i got the animation of unlocking the ghost deck and all but it didnt show it as unlocked and now it didnt count it as beaten

What the hell

[glad wharf]

so

[slim junco]

As close as I could get to 696.9 (No. i would not get to 6 thousand)

[nova shore]

bas

[slim junco]

Seeded from doc video btw

[clever narwhal]

can someone check my suggestion and see if it’s valid

[nova shore]

eh?

[spring sphinx]

What do i doooo

[clever narwhal]

in #1155557846805643434

[clever narwhal]

that’s a straight up bug

I think

I don’t know Balatro well

[olive ferry]

the luchador is always in the 110 dollar reroll trust!

[nova shore]

sounds more like accrued interest, but mult instead of money

[olive ferry]

actually it was the spade debuff boss

🥀

sighh

no naneinf for me again....i guess...

[nova shore]

try mods

[olive ferry]

no mods

[nova shore]

:c

oh mobile

[olive ferry]

:|

[nova shore]

i dont see it first

[olive ferry]

how can u tell if its on mobile

[nova shore]

i have my tricks

[olive ferry]

you trickster...

[quasi cedar]

Spill the beans

Divulge the tamales

Uncover the pizzas

[nova shore]

😭????

desnuda la milanesa

descuartiza la empanada

[quasi cedar]

Eh?

Yo no hablo Espanol

[magic swan]

he forgot to read

[quasi cedar]

Tbf fool into wheel has lower odds

Bc that's 1/2 chance to not hit compared to

3/4*3/4 chance to not hit

Or 9/16

Which is more than half

So oops has a 1/2 chance TO hit

While two wheels has a 7/16 chance to hit

[dry sigil]

excuse me if i had made a balatro meme video intended for tik tok but i thought would be cool to show all of balatro discord would i post in videos or fanart?

[trail spindle]

[quasi cedar]

-# I mean i don't believe it's 1/4 tbh but still

[quasi cedar]

Video

[trail spindle]

[olive ferry]

i know where all the wheel hits went
it went to me

now none of them can be negative
that was probably a bad idea

[quasi cedar]

Give em back 🥺

[livid basin]

Do you even have a chance to hit at all?

[quasi cedar]

I'm not sure

[tropic cedar]

mobile?

[quasi cedar]

Realistically it feels like 1/40

[quasi cedar]

Wb mobile

[tropic cedar]

this screenshot

[olive ferry]

how can u guys tell if its movile

wait youre from the junijerse

[tropic cedar]

the text is 1.5x larger

[olive ferry]

huh,,

[tropic cedar]

yea

already left that server a while back...

[olive ferry]

hello hikari

[tropic cedar]

who tf is hikari

[olive ferry]

that server is just a bunch of cars and cars and cars..

[nova shore]

uh i didnt know that

[olive ferry]

nevermind that

[tropic cedar]

😭

[olive ferry]

whops forgot i cant send gifs

[quasi cedar]

Jifs

(I'm joking)

[olive ferry]

the gates of hell will open under your house

[tropic cedar]

hello qrtz

[olive ferry]

who tf is qrtz

[quasi cedar]

One for sorrow,
two for mirth,
three for a wedding,
four for a birth,
five for heaven,
six for hell,
seven for the devil, he himself

(I'm a poet trust I didn't look this up fr)

[tropic cedar]

ok good you don't know

[olive ferry]

wow hi shakespeare

[olive ferry]

😭

[quasi cedar]

Trust I'm the next shackspare

[olive ferry]

wow

tell me shakespeare
how to make good poem

[quasi cedar]

Put a sentence down. Then another that rhymes. Then edit it from there until it's good. Make it longer, shorter, fancier. Just edit till you're satisfied

[olive ferry]

ok let me amke one

give me a topic

[quasi cedar]

Bucket content

[olive ferry]

what the hell is bucket content

[quasi cedar]

Content abt buckets

[boreal niche]

oh noooo

guys i can't beat the boss blind

[quasi cedar]

Oh

[boreal niche]

amber acorn is gonna flip and shuffle my jokers

[quasi cedar]

Oh darn

Dang

Well not much you can do

[boreal niche]

i won't be able to tell which one is which

[quasi cedar]

Lemme just see your hand lvls rq

I needa see how

[olive ferry]

okay hold on

[quasi cedar]

Screwed we are

[boreal niche]

they're not high enough </3

[quasi cedar]

Dang

Gg

You tried

o7

[glad oriole]

any glass?

[quasi cedar]

We might able to save the run

Just maybe

[boreal niche]

no glass

run is defo dead here

[glad oriole]

just play two flush fives. duh!

if my math is right which it could be not

[quasi cedar]

Were we not doing a bit?

[glad oriole]

i couldnt tell

maybe

[quasi cedar]

I thought we were joking abf losing

[nova shore]

it, was, sarcasm(?)

[glad oriole]

i didnt eealize the stencil was 6x th

[quasi cedar]

I'm pretty sure 37 times 510 times 6 wins pretty easily

[glad oriole]

i thought they were gonna score 75k and lose lel

[glad oriole]

8?

[boreal niche]

it's not a bit i can't beat the boss blind ;/

oh

[quasi cedar]

You can

Yeah

[glad oriole]

good gob

i guess

[quasi cedar]

Hit a single +20

[glad oriole]

why dud someone plant react that

skull

[boreal niche]

my ass sold brainstorm and cloud 9 just for this screenshot LMAO

[glad oriole]

thats not the plant nor is it a face card build

[boreal niche]

my cloud 9 was

like

[wise plaza]

Biggest flash card?

[boreal niche]

21 bucks

[quasi cedar]

I

[glad oriole]

probably not

[quasi cedar]

Why?

My question is why

Also how?

[glad oriole]

record is why

[boreal niche]

probably far into endless

[glad oriole]

probably megative flash card wjth an endless build

[boreal niche]

and they took the negative just for fun

[wise plaza]

ya ante 23, woulda went further if I got antimatter

got it reasonably early so lots of rerolls

[sly ridge]

100% worth it

extra style points

[quasi cedar]

Fr

Also can someone help me with black deck gold stake I'm dying inside

I have at least

3000 attempts?

[sly ridge]

pray

[wise plaza]

it got about half my rerolls

[glad oriole]

this js not uktrakill..

[quasi cedar]

Is too

[sly ridge]

just because there is not a style meter doesnt mean they stop existing

[glad oriole]

someone should mod a style system like ultrakill into balatro

[glad oriole]

true

[quasi cedar]

That sounds like a nightmare to calculate

Oh i know let's get an indie dev to do it

They usually torture themselves 😭

[glad oriole]

thanks gabe

[olive ferry]

@quasi cedar
Buckets are pretty nice
They can hold water
Or a stupid amount of rice
Or even a solid block of ice, idk

You can put it on a zombie
To make it more annoying
Or you can save your hiney
From a 5 storey falling

My favorite is to throw it curveball style
At my friend Johnny Kyle
Itll hit his head, Clang!
And he'd go and shout,
"You fucking wank!"

hows that

[quasi cedar]

Tbh this isn't bad

I mean it's not like museum level but like that's not the worst

[olive ferry]

johnny kyle getting hit by a bucket immortalized in a museum would be the funniest thing ever

[quasi cedar]

LMAO

[olive ferry]

😭

[quasi cedar]

R u British

[olive ferry]

no

but i feel like british people would enjoy my poem very much

[quasi cedar]

I can't say the word

W*nk

For some reason

It blocks it

[olive ferry]

oh shit same

[quasi cedar]

"wank!"

So if it has an exclamation it works

Wank!

Uh

Okay

[olive ferry]

are we gonna get banned for bypassing it

gg

it was nice knowing you

[quasi cedar]

o7 chat

Chat are we cooked

[olive ferry]

we are

cooked

[quasi cedar]

Sauteed, if you will

So anyways balala

[olive ferry]

tro

balalatro

[quasi cedar]

Balalatrole

What's ur highscore

[rare yew]

6

[quasi cedar]

Aw man mines 2

[olive ferry]

cheater
next thing youll say is u made the game or something

[quasi cedar]

That'd be crazy

[olive ferry]

time to shower

[quasi cedar]

Gamers shower?

[undone tiger]

[olive ferry]

most likely

[quasi cedar]

I mean i do bc i have to do my hair. But I didn't know other gamers showered

This is astounding

[olive ferry]

there arent a lot of us yeah

[ember root]

There's no time to shower, that C++ ain't gonna get itself

[olive ferry]

i'll c++ in the shower

[quasi cedar]

It ain't gonna get it with me either i have like 9000 attempts in total and still struggling gold stake black deck bc you get NO MONEY

[ember root]

That's valid, Black Deck is awful

[quasi cedar]

Why are we here

Just to suffer

[olive ferry]

i havent actually tried anything past black stake
ive just been unseeded naneinfmaxxing

[quasi cedar]

DANG

[olive ferry]

dont dang me
i havent gotten a single naneinf yet

i dont deserve your dangs

[quasi cedar]

I haven't even started attempting naneinf

[olive ferry]

im bad at the one thing i do

my last attempt

[quasi cedar]

That's pretty decent

[ember root]

Can Idol actually naneinf with Plasma

[olive ferry]

thats me digging for luchador
100 dollar reroll 💔

[ember root]

I'm not sure

[olive ferry]

no but ill pivot to baron mime after that

[ember root]

Ahhh

[olive ferry]

i mean idk actually

can you?

no idea

[ember root]

Don't ask me I'm not an endless player 😓

[unreal stream]

yes but you would need about 20 blueprints

[ember root]

Waos

[olive ferry]

waos

[quasi cedar]

Trib+photo+glass+steel in hand+chad+sock+red seals+copy effects+baron+telescope

Maybe

Idk

If you get that lucky

[ember root]

I guess either Perkeo Observatorymaxxing or Black Stake Ectoplasm Ankh spam

[quasi cedar]

Is it possible to naneinf if while PLAYING cards

[nova shore]

no

[olive ferry]

yes but after that you will perkeo observatory maxx

[quasi cedar]

I luv the part where local think said it's localing time and thunked all over the place

[unreal stream]

you mean without plasma's ^2?

[quasi cedar]

Yes

[unreal stream]

ofc it is

[lavish zenith]

hey howd your week long hike go

[hushed zodiac]

.

[thorny niche]

woah theres a balatro tag

[solar portal]

society if you could buy and use diet cola like a planet

[thorny niche]

pog

[hushed zodiac]

Game name?

[unkempt knot]

Super Mario Bros

[solar portal]

call of duty black ops 2

[thorny niche]

Nubby’s Number Factory

[hushed zodiac]

I thought its called "addiction battle of luck" thing

[queen coral]

DELTARUNE Chapter 6

[wintry cove]

When

[unreal stream]

arch linux

[hushed zodiac]

I don't know why im here i don't even play balatro

[hushed zodiac]

Yeah i play this game a lot on windows

[mossy dust]

Guys is there a way to contact localthunk with some legal questions?

[hard gyro]

Hi

[hard gyro]

Legal?

[hard gyro]

Why not

[thorny niche]

Is the legal question “Can I sue you for making gold stake”

[hard gyro]

I would 100% support that lawsuit

Rentals are a scam

[hushed zodiac]

If you missed up it jeover bro

[hard gyro]

What

[thorny niche]

Like irl

[hard gyro]

What jeover mean

[hushed zodiac]

Game over i mean

It frustrating sometimes

[hard gyro]

It's a roguelike

That's the entire concept

[hushed zodiac]

No

[hard gyro]

Wym no

Roguelikes always feature perma-death

Balatro is no different

[hushed zodiac]

In slay the spire it was different you can reset the fight over and over again

[hard gyro]

How

I don't play slay the spire much

[hushed zodiac]

Makes it way better to experience more strategies

[cloud glen]

goodnight everyone

[hard gyro]

Goodnight noir guy

[hushed zodiac]

I remember we i had to reset the fight over 50 times to get a win

[thorny niche]

Orange stake exists

[hard gyro]

We know....

What

[thorny niche]

White stake also exists

[hard gyro]

Guess what

Purple stake does

[hidden dragon]

thats not the intended way to play sts btw according to devs

if you want to go for it but savescumming is not intended lmao

[hushed zodiac]

It was fun thinking to see what is wrong to do and correct it

[hard gyro]

Bro thinks roguelikes shouldn't feature perma-death

[thorny niche]

My plasma purple runs are “get arrowhead and profit”

“then die to the wall”

i should probably just spam mult

[hushed zodiac]

I know but is much fun that way it like puzzle

[hard gyro]

The whole concept of perma-death is to make you significantly better at the game and not repeat your mistakes in a short period of time since each run takes about like 30 minutes or 1 hours

The threat of perma-death is what makes roguelikes/roguelites appealing imo

[mossy dust]

Yupe somethings about copyright right user things

[hard gyro]

Are you balala's lawyer?

[hushed zodiac]

I don't like playing that way so its not for me the roguelike games

But i intended to play stp 2

[hard gyro]

I don't want to shock you but slay the spire is a deckbuilding roguelike lol

[thorny niche]

Shout out to the guy who made jokerpoker balala for inspiring thunk to make balatro

[hushed zodiac]

I hope the restart stay

[hard gyro]

Yeah thunk just plagarised his work

What a scammer

[mossy dust]

Nope im from the balatro multiplayer comunity and i just want some answers about Using art work of the game

[short lava]

abaltro

[hard gyro]

Balatro is love

[short lava]

aballtro

alabreto

[hard gyro]

Balatro is what makes my vacation fun

[short lava]

good abatrol

trolaba good

[thorny niche]

Yeah, but he made the ui cleaner, so a major contribution to the game

[hard gyro]

Playing balatro on the beach is like something I can't even describe

[short lava]

otralab sand

[hard gyro]

Such a beautiful experience

[short lava]

me no sand good like alabart

no bech no sand like balarto

[hard gyro]

I am starting to think you have a seizure

Since you are only saying nonsense

[short lava]

jibmnro

nedle n good

m lov adn

[hushed zodiac]

It seems i don't like roguelike

[short lava]

n i lov poto

[short lava]

whi

rog lik col!!

lik

repit ebri gam difren

[hushed zodiac]

Small fault and is over

[short lava]

yu rite

[hushed zodiac]

Its fun when make the mistakes and correcting them

[short lava]

but dat maks ebrey alabtrob difren an gud

den u no bord

u get it

[hushed zodiac]

Yeah

[short lava]

mi fav jokr is balot

wats urs

nono

[hushed zodiac]

Mult 4

[upper coral]

whats this

[hard gyro]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[upper coral]

ew promotion

[hard gyro]

That looks like a diddy party inspired server ngl

[upper coral]

:p

[hard gyro]

I don't trust roblox servers

[upper coral]

[inner tiger]

Silence

[hard gyro]

No

[hard gyro]

Worth it

[upper coral]

pin worthy

[hard gyro]

What's more important a lawsuit or balatro

[mossy dust]

Bro is using the stupides joker combo ever

[hushed zodiac]

New update ?

[hard gyro]

What is this

[hushed zodiac]

I don't know as long as it multi something

[shy dove]

baka baka baka

[hard gyro]

Baguette: gives 10 chips and 10 mult for three rounds

Then gets eaten

[inner tiger]

Now u get a 1 minute timeout lol

[hard gyro]

30 secs even

[inner tiger]

Flat.

[shy dove]

nani ga koko made anata o ugokasu no

[hard gyro]

You don't last that long do you lol

[inner tiger]

Faster than my ping

[shy dove]

if you don't know what triple baka is i wouldn't be talking

[hard gyro]

Bro timed me out twice out of spite lol

[thick aspen]

How do you talk to localthunk. I need to know something about a game mechanic

[inner tiger]

Im writhing with power...

It's gotten to my head

[hard gyro]

Sure it is

[shy dove]

3 times

one more for not knowing what triple baka is

[thick aspen]

What does new discoveries mean when winning/losing a game

[inner tiger]

I've never heard a good answer for this

[hard gyro]

It's either you won on a deck/stake or discorved a new joker or voucher or anything

[inner tiger]

You still get a random number when you're 100%

I honestly think it's a troll after you beat everything lol

[shy dove]

or at least for not seeing the leek and realizing "ohhh thats probably miku"

[thick aspen]

Is new discoveries the one and only use of filler in balatro

[queen coral]

Tomorrow

[hard gyro]

This was my first time reaching zero

[thick aspen]

Does getting every achievement count as completionist+++

[cyan solstice]

And every challenge

[thick aspen]

That's already an achievement and counts towards completionist++

Right?

[cyan solstice]

C++ is not the same achievement as getting all challenges

C++ is just getting gold stake sticker on all Jokers

[thick aspen]

Wait that's actually insane. You don't even truly 100% the game and still get completionist++

[cyan solstice]

Indeed

[last sedge]

just wanted to show that i got a seed with 98989 in it which is very satisfying

[thick aspen]

That's like. 25% of the game you miss out on if you don't do a single challenge

[shy dove]

achievements arent even in the switch version tbf

[thick aspen]

Gamercred doesn't matter to Nintendo

The national average gets lower every year because of this

Don't buy Mario kart world

Arguably worse than GBA

[hard gyro]

Yoo

Who is excited for riff raff movie lol

Ik

Yeah

[thick aspen]

Why does Google play get 4 words while apple gets a whole description. What does 'when poker meets solitaire' even mean? Is this some sick joke

[hard gyro]

Google play has a full description

Why does it matter tho

I would still buy it from Google play again if it didn't have a description lol

[thick aspen]

What does poker meets solitaire even mean

[hard gyro]

It means exactly what it means

[inner vine]

rate my build guys

[hard gyro]

Balatro is a mix of poker and soliatre I think the soliatre part is about the joker slots

[thick aspen]

Solitaire doesn't use jokers traditionally

[hard gyro]

I didn't say it did

I mean the slots

On the top

[thick aspen]

Why isn't it just called poker 2.0?

[hard gyro]

Because it isn't

Only poker mechanic is the name of the hands

[thick aspen]

This is a perfect sequel to poker

[hard gyro]

Other than that balatro is a whole different game

[gritty grotto]

there's no jokers in poker, balatro is just a unique card game

[hard gyro]

Poker is no way related balatro other than the names of the hands

Other than that balatro is a just different game

[thick aspen]

It's like poker without gambling. Poker kids edition?

[hard gyro]

I think you could say it's a card game that uses a element from poker and soliatre blending them together and creating an entirely different concept

[uneven dock]

life is balatro

[inner vine]

100 million chips in like ante 6

[hard gyro]

There is a card game called ballot that is very similar to balatro

[uneven dock]

omw to the casino with my real life castle joker with [phone] chips

🔥

[hard gyro]

Congrats you unlocked stuntman

[inner vine]

yes

[hard gyro]

Assuming you haven't unlocked it already

[inner vine]

Yes I just did

bruh was my best run, had that one legendary joker which adds 1x every 24 discards + blueprint

[thick aspen]

Balatro is poker without in app purchases and free DLC

[inner vine]

plus ballot and photograph

[inner vine]

balatro is life

[hard gyro]

I unlocked all the rare xmult poker hand jokers in my first playthrough (tutorial doesn't count) because I won using full houses only

[glass finch]

which do i take i cant math

[hard gyro]

You don't need math to figure out it it's sock

[glass finch]

i definitely need math to figure it out because im dumb 😭

[inner vine]

what's that right joker which is black white

[hard gyro]

Well with socks you retrigger every face card

[thick aspen]

Hanging Chad for yuri

[hard gyro]

Socks and buskin retriggers all played face cards

[haughty turtle]

idk

[glass finch]

ty bro

[haughty turtle]

yw

[hard gyro]

It's an easy answer lol ancient joker and photo synergies so well with socks

[thick aspen]

Sale the stock market

[glass finch]

yeah and chad triggers first card twice so gives more triggers?

[glass finch]

i guess as long as i get a face card its sock

[hard gyro]

Let's say you play a full house with all faces you get more triggers than one card retriggering twice

And you get ancient joker value

[thick aspen]

But what's their hand they play this run? Flush?

[hard gyro]

Still

Socks is still better

You can get many faces in flush aswell

[thick aspen]

Hanging Chad better for consistency

[hard gyro]

Socks is consistent aswell

It's also better

[thick aspen]

HOLD IT

photograph only activates on the FIRST face card

[hard gyro]

Ancient joker exists aswell which is good

[thick aspen]

Hanging Chad is WAY better

[hard gyro]

Ancient joker?

Two ancients aswell

I still think socks is better

[thick aspen]

That actives on all but it's a guarantee on the suit it choses for the first played card

[hard gyro]

What's your flush lvl?

[glass finch]

yeah i already took sock because one confident person said its better, i will simply never ask for advice in here again

tbh id mess up the run either way regardless so dw

[hard gyro]

You won't regert it really

[glass finch]

i will find a way to lose 😈

[thick aspen]

Yeah the game comes down to personal preference.

[glass finch]

i prefer taking chad because what if i get the face card debuff lmfao

or dont draw one

but its ok

[hard gyro]

What ante are you

[thick aspen]

It doesn't matter if someone says 'straights are better' I'm still going to play flushes.

[glass finch]

4

[hard gyro]

You may get lucky and get a luchador or chicot or a boss reroll

I would recommend reading the boss blinds

always read it

Like as soon as you reach the newer ante click on run info

[glass finch]

i will never get a chicot because its legendary and ive seen one legendary ever in my months of playing lol

[hard gyro]

Plant can be brute forced sometimes

Since you have ancient jokers it's possible to brute force if you upgrade your hand high enough

[thick aspen]

Get more legendarys from jumbo and mega arcana and spectral packs

[hard gyro]

I never seen souls in spectral packs

[thick aspen]

I have

[hard gyro]

Never

[thick aspen]

Also black holes appear there too

[hard gyro]

I refuse to believe they are spectral cards

Like they always appear in arcana

[thick aspen]

Spectral cards used to be my least favorite but now I love them and I always open those packs

I wish balatro had its own wiki site. Fandom is garbage

[thick aspen]

In the straight up ing it and by it haha well let's just say my

[wise plaza]

Any wiki is going to have the potential for garbage when it's community maintained

if you don't like it then fix it 😄

[thick aspen]

I'm not complaining about the community. I'm complaining about fandom as a company. Balatro deserves its own wiki site for how good of a game it is.

[hard gyro]

Where can I find the offical wiki then

[hard gyro]

There isn't one?

That's really surprising considering how popular the game is

[long hedge]

hi yall

[thick aspen]

It has a Wikipedia page and a fandom site but it doesn't have its own wiki site

[long hedge]

fandom site is a wiki imo

fandom is a site for wikis

[thick aspen]

Obviously

But fandom is a horrible company

[long hedge]

ohh wait i misread it mb

oh how?

[thick aspen]

They plaster adds all over the screen and in some cases change wiki articles themselves without warning. And worst of all. They're a partner of Gamespot, the world's worst game journalism platform.

[long hedge]

oh lovely

i get ads but i agree with the other ones

i have a predicament yall

the gambler in me wants wof but i gotta do soul

[thick aspen]

Ironically in 2023 a sort of grimace incident happened where the MacDonalds fandom wiki was changed without warning by fandom and the MacDonalds corporation to promote grimace

[long hedge]

😭

thats crazy

[hard gyro]

Negative rebate from judgement is crazy

[thick aspen]

I forgot that can make editions. But I do know riff Raff makes editions it's probably one of the best jokers for commons

[solemn junco]

pulling a balatro all nighter🤑🤑🤑

[solemn junco]

been playing since 12:30 is 5:32 am rn

[frank roost]

Randomly pulling this🔥

[wanton steeple]

Holla holla get dolla

[wary hollow]

balatrito balatrez

[hard gyro]

This seed is insane

[wary hollow]

i need your seed

[hard gyro]

When I finish I will drop

[wary hollow]

yippee !

[shy dove]

could be perkeo which could then give you countless wofs

think abt it

[wary hollow]

the selfish deed is not freedom

[long hedge]

i got chicot

[shy dove]

you won the gamble

[long hedge]

i just own a second gamble

alright this game is gonna be peak

[wary hollow]

wahoo !!

[thick aspen]

Rubber acorn is useless

[thorny niche]

No plant?

@twilit veldt

[wary hollow]

id rather have 1 dollar, buy something and sell it for 2 dollars

or whatever that white boy in the red track suit said

[plush seal]

Straights are less common though, at least from my experience

[thick aspen]

Massive cap

[lethal iris]

man

i need a touhou mod for balatro

(yes i know about the texture mod)

[leaden oak]

gUh

[hard gyro]

Ancient saved me in ante 10

I died at 12

It was a fun run tho

[thorny niche]

I like full house and flush

am i cooked

[lavish marsh]

Insane riff raff (if I wasn’t playing abandoned deck lol)

[hard gyro]

You are based bro

I love flushes and full houses aswell

[thorny niche]

thats getting a hanging chad for sure

[hard gyro]

Yep i got Chad from riff

Lol

[lavish marsh]

So like

Do I just sell the photo

[thick aspen]

1-61

[lavish marsh]

? What does that mean

[thick aspen]

Abandoned deck is skill because you can't get a free win with photochad. You either dig for pareidolia or you drop it

[lavish marsh]

Yeah

Or use deck fixing to turn your deck into a bunch of kings or smt

Welp I died lol cuz after going through nearly 3/4 of my deck I somehow didn’t get a full house

[thick aspen]

When will endless mode actually be endless?

That's one of the two only lies the game tells

[halcyon flame]

its endless for most practical purposes

[thick aspen]

Balatro ballers aren't the most practical people and will yearn for antes higher than 39

[halcyon flame]

well its not fun rerolling runs for 10 hours on end just to get that one baron mime run to get above ante 39

[patent flame]

Baron and idol are intentionally endless jokers

[thick aspen]

It is fun

[patent flame]

But they're obviously not good high stakes and low antes

[thick aspen]

And it's not that difficult to get barons and mimes

[halcyon flame]

i feel like having antes above 39 would only be relevant if they make endless mode scaling much less extreme

most runs never make it to naneinf so why bother making antes beyond that

[patent flame]

The game is designed around ante 8 runs

[thick aspen]

Thunk really doesn't need to make the scaling less extreme. he just needs to raise the chip cap way above 300e

[patent flame]

And thunk focuses to design the game for median stats of players

Which are players who never even beat gold stake run

[halcyon flame]

raising the chip cap above 308e isnt really relevant for the majority of runs

[patent flame]

No reason to raise the cap

[thick aspen]

It's fun

[patent flame]

If u argue about matador redesign and blue stake rework it's more reasonable

[patent flame]

Fun but useless

[thick aspen]

And to be locked out of an even BIGGER number is disappointing

RAISE THE CAP

[patent flame]

Like i said thunk focuses on majority of balatro players

[thick aspen]

BIGGER NUMBER

[hard gyro]

What does that mean

[patent flame]

Do u study maths

Do u not know median

[halcyon flame]

i feel like having a number so big the game literally cant handle it is big enough

[hard gyro]

I know what is median

[halcyon flame]

if you care about big number play cryptid

[thick aspen]

No

[patent flame]

Yeah

[halcyon flame]

cryptid has the biggest numbers

[patent flame]

The game isn't designed around minority of professionals

[thick aspen]

I want unmodded big number because it feels more impressive and real

[patent flame]

Feels impressive and real but useless

[halcyon flame]

e308 is a pretty damn big number you know

[patent flame]

If u can't beat a gold stake run no point

[patent flame]

It's equivalent of atoms that make up the observable universe

[thick aspen]

There is always bigger

[patent flame]

Maybe even more

[halcyon flame]

actually its around 200 orders of magnitude larger

[patent flame]

If u want bigger play cryptid pls

I don't preach players that can't beat gold stake run

[halcyon flame]

im such a 🤓 for knowing the number of atoms in the universe

[patent flame]

Oh

[thick aspen]

No

[patent flame]

U just want ur dopamine rush on huge numbers

Nobody cares

[thick aspen]

5 to 10 years down the line the majority of players will be to that point of reaching ante 39 and will want the cap raised

[patent flame]

That's not likely to happen

[halcyon flame]

??????

[olive ferry]

hello blatro nation

i just threw another endless run

[patent flame]

World don't revolve around u stupid

Majority of ppl only care about beating ante 8

[halcyon flame]

i seriously doubt thunk would allow this to happen

[patent flame]

He wouldn't

There's no reason

[uneven edge]

we really don’t need to

[thick aspen]

No. It's fun to see how far your run goes sometimes

[patent flame]

He should focus around enjoyability for majority of players

[uneven edge]

no it isn’t

[patent flame]

Not minority of players

[thick aspen]

If people don't play the game for fun. What's the point of playing at all?

[patent flame]

Useless

[halcyon flame]

why do you care about raising the cap when you only hit the cap a tiny fraction of the time

[patent flame]

Fun is not all about highscore

[uneven edge]

because your definition of fun isn’t universal?

lmfao

[patent flame]

It's about reaching different levels of stakes

To beat ante 8 as well

A gold stake run is not gonna reach above ante 39 without absurdity of luck

[thick aspen]

Every game should be triple AAA slop then and no one will experience a fun game ever again if it's just about completion

[halcyon flame]

fun is about big numbers in the context of the challenges you overcome along the way, not just about getting the biggest number

[olive ferry]

he can also just yknow
cater to all of them
if he has the time
sure he can focus on the ante 8 only players now
but itd be cool if he can do something more for endless too

[uneven edge]

ah yes I love baron mime spamming with cryptids for 4-5 hours

this is really fun

[patent flame]

Like i said

Why cater to minority of pro players

Mind u Balatro is a huge game today

[uneven edge]

your definition of fun is so short sighted and self centered

[patent flame]

Most of my friends i know Havent even beat a gold stake run

Or only like a few

[uneven edge]

considering you’re trying to actually push this argument

solely because YOU find it find

[thick aspen]

What part of it is about me. More content can equal more fun with good execution

[uneven edge]

doesn’t mean it’s actually applicable nor viable

[patent flame]

So there's no reason for developer to focus on raising the cap for scoring

[plush seal]

balatro blackjack mod when

[patent flame]

Since most players can't pull it off

Cuz they're mostly casual or relatively new

[halcyon flame]

exactly

[thick aspen]

But for the players that can. It's like a reward

[uneven edge]

but the content your talking about is for the 1% of people who’ve actually gotten to that point

[patent flame]

Useless fucking reward mind u

U get rewarded from beating more gold stake runs than reaching true infinity in mathematics

[uneven edge]

as a developer why would you focus on the VERY small minority

[halcyon flame]

if you want a real reward get c++

[thick aspen]

(More content=more balatro)=more fun

[halcyon flame]

big number isnt fun

[uneven edge]

this is just bait lmao

[patent flame]

U progress through the game from beating more gold stakes and using all jokers for the stake

[uneven edge]

you have no actual interest in discussing

[patent flame]

U are not open minded

U only care about urself

[uneven edge]

just repeating what you’re saying constantly

[thick aspen]

I'm glad I ragebaited all of you

[patent flame]

Ur not mature to say anything

[olive ferry]

not saying he should put his sole focus on the minority of the players
im just saying itd be cool if he doesnt completely abandon that aspect of the game too

[uneven edge]

not taking in what we’re saying

[patent flame]

Now u just defending urself

[uneven edge]

the backpedaling is crazy LMFAO

[patent flame]

Doesn't get away from the fact that ur a fucking idiot

[uneven edge]

I hope you mature

[olive ferry]

yo chill

[patent flame]

I already know u gonna say that anytime

Not even surprising

[thick aspen]

Well why don't you care about any of my ideas. I could see it's unnecessary for a bigger cap but it's just more game

[patent flame]

It happens all the time

[halcyon flame]

if your definition of fun is big number thats your choice but dont try to stamp that definition on everyone else

[patent flame]

Ppl want to discuss for higher ante 8 runs winrate and utility of jokers, not only big numbers

[thick aspen]

People please. There's plenty more things you could be upset about

[uneven edge]

we’ve addressed your points and explained why they aren’t good ideas

[patent flame]

Big numbers always revolve around the same builds in the vanilla game

Anyone can get nanlet

It's a matter if ur smartass or not

[uneven edge]

I hope you realize ignoring points or “ragebaiting” doesn’t make you cool or anything

[wise plaza]

its not just being a smartass, just knowing the right strategy

[patent flame]

I already half expected you to say that

It still doesn't move away from the fact that ur stupid as shit

[thick aspen]

Because I don't care. I give people ideas and if they don't like them it's not my problem

[halcyon flame]

ok for your own sake can you not say that

[wise plaza]

arguing with people on the internet is stupid to begin with, so your both stupid

[thick aspen]

But you know what's really stupid?

[patent flame]

If I'm not aggressive about it he and anyone else who act like his ass is not gonna listen or think about it

[olive ferry]

xchips would be bwoken

[patent flame]

Why would i take light of stupidity

It happens all the time

[thick aspen]

You are definitely aggressive

[halcyon flame]

ok but i think youre taking it too far

[uneven edge]

Well you do care considering you backpedaled on a very stupid idea

[swift sail]

let’s all chill out

and be nice

[halcyon flame]

^

[uneven edge]

in the form of “rage baiting”

[thick aspen]

Not backpedaling I still think a cap raise is a good idea

[uneven edge]

which is just immature

[thick aspen]

I only used that term because in actuality I wasn't at all

[swift sail]

also move on I find moving on often helps

[olive ferry]

i dont think a cap raise is necessary
but u guys treat it like its a sin of god to even mention it

[thick aspen]

You just so happened to believe it

[halcyon flame]

thats your idea, but can we agree to disagree

[patent flame]

Can't point out immaturity without being brutally honest about it in 2025 gg

[wise plaza]

So whats everyones least favorite joker?

[patent flame]

Showman

[thick aspen]

Obelisk

[halcyon flame]

obelisk is goated

[uneven edge]

baron

[patent flame]

Wow that explains everything in this chat

[olive ferry]

showman is pretty good thoo

[patent flame]

Showman is ass and needs incredibly huge econ to maximize its value

[uneven edge]

its bottom 5

[patent flame]

Even in highscore runs it's still really annoying to grind econ just for it to be useful during rerolls

[wise plaza]

Credit Card is up there in uselessness

[halcyon flame]

showman is helpful late game but its usless for 90% of runs

[patent flame]

Say it with me guys

When u see blueprint first shop

And there's a buffoon pack

There is....

[uneven edge]

it’s not

[thick aspen]

CREDIT CARD IN THE BUFFOON PACK

[olive ferry]

there is a brainstorm in that pack trust

[wise plaza]

And how often do you see a blueprint first shop? In about 700 hours I've seen probably 3

[patent flame]

Even this guy knows

[uneven edge]

useless 99% of times

[patent flame]

So elaborate to me how credit card useless

[halcyon flame]

i mean its kinda niche

[olive ferry]

hermit should double your credit card debt

itll be super funny

[patent flame]

Niche but gives more value than showman

[halcyon flame]

thats true enough

[patent flame]

Wraith value vagabond value

[thick aspen]

The ox is the best way out of debt

[patent flame]

Campfire value