🎙・server-chat

[bitter steeple]

idk I had the assumption because it chose diamonds five times in a row

[wintry patrol]

yeah i avoid using wilds for ancient because of boss blinds

[bitter kraken]

I desire yall many Cavendish and blueprints with poly or negative

[wintry patrol]

are you thinking of idol

[honest canopy]

I misread 5 of diamonds

[bitter steeple]

maybe I'm delirious

[wintry patrol]

ancient joker can't even pick the same suit twice in a row

[honest canopy]

This

[left glade]

i lost

[bitter kraken]

Gros michael is peak

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/17005886663524882892/CD04C2AA7412BDCD34AC6B61C17A47ED68E867A9/

Helllll yeah

[bitter kraken]

I love it

The acorn is the easiest last ante

[viral rapids]

I don't know what's happening but the numbers going up are cool

[honest canopy]

wdym thats winnable? Just play a flush first of one of the 3 suits Ancient doesnt pick. Then x3 on the Ancient flush

[unreal aurora]

Pretty much all of my jokers are uncommon and I have the Baseball card

[left glade]

its the end 😭

luck, i hate you

[vale fog]

rip another soul that got vessel'd

[bitter steeple]

you got this

trust

[deep tulip]

[slim junco]

Uh

Seed?

[turbid ermine]

Can’t get it, you would need to start with showman

[slim junco]

Dang

[turbid ermine]

Sorry

[slim junco]

Shucks

[turbid ermine]

As an apology, watch this cat do a skate trick

[slim junco]

Thanks

[left glade]

do i buy?

[proven pasture]

Rate my setup

[ocean summit]

Yes this can be wors it

[left glade]

I already lost this run

[proven pasture]

My setup now

[left glade]

I'm excited

[uneven edge]

ass

[agile stump]

Seeeed??

[proven pasture]

Is

[proven pasture]

Now

[uneven edge]

even worse

[proven pasture]

No it’s an amazing setup

You’re just jealous

[uneven edge]

sure

im so jealous

[proven pasture]

Fuck this game

Still won anyways

[uneven edge]

nice

[hollow briar]

Yo where the mods at, we got an ad account in the server

[honest canopy]

With the AI or Stock image 🤔

[hollow briar]

They just advertise a mobile game

[honest canopy]

I usually DM the mods if I see scammers. You could try to ping @mods but I don't know their stance on it sorry

[hollow briar]

Cheers lad

[jagged acorn]

I want your seed

[terse ferry]

Erm what the auto mod

[jagged acorn]

lmao😭

[terse ferry]

I lost to the palant

[slim junco]

Is this rizz?

[jagged acorn]

[ember girder]

Man my last joker for Completionist is just refusing to show up, does anyone know which one this is?

[patent flame]

This post fucking sucks 💔 💔

[raw fractal]

So rude and uncalled for 😔

[obtuse flint]

what the fuck

[honest canopy]

hmmm lemme see

[raw fractal]

Is that the $400 one?

Oh wait

[ember girder]

Nah, that one I have already

[raw fractal]

That may be trabadour

[honest canopy]

Stone Joker

Available from start. (Can only appear in the shop when there is a Stone Card in the deck.)

[ember girder]

Ohhhhhh

Man you are a life saver

I absolutely never take stone cards lmao

[raw fractal]

Oh yeah it is stone joker

[ember girder]

I would have been stumbling for ages if I hadn't checked that lol

[raw fractal]

It be like that fr 🙏

I’ve only ever had one good stone and marble run

[zealous linden]

ayo

[ripe bone]

I had the same issue till I realised I need a stone card

[proud mauve]

rate my store

[vale fog]

you bought both packs 9/10

[chilly gulch]

Oh my lucky store

[haughty jewel]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[vague zephyr]

hi

[vague zephyr]

dbd pfp

[zealous linden]

why is the soul joker so rare

like what are the probability of getting it

i have only gotten it like 3 times in all of my runs

[vague zephyr]

my friend sent me a seed where bro gets it every single arcana pack

[chilly gulch]

Yuh

[vague zephyr]

because it’s broken😭

[vague zephyr]

hell yeah

[rich shale]

around 0.3-0.4% per pack/card

[sly ridge]

perkeo, the rest are bait 90% of the time

even perk is bait most time

[uneven edge]

what

3/5 are basically free winners

[sly ridge]

ive lost way more gold stake runs taking soul card over a fairly powerful tarot card than to win with a legendary joker

yorick and canio are free wins if they happen before ante 4 thats true but the rest are bait

[honest canopy]

Yeah without deck fixing or prior scoring Trib and Perkeo may not help at all

[sly ridge]

its not even that, sometimes you might already have a build going in which trib wont contribute at all

[honest canopy]

Chigoat definitely amazing after Ante 4 if your build is settled and you have breathing room to deckfix

[sly ridge]

thats also super true

[honest canopy]

I think I said the same thing (or tried to and worded it terribly)

[sly ridge]

i think chicot gets overlooked for ancient joker builds since it allows very steady wild card action with 0 consequence

[honest canopy]

Chicot carried me so hard in a recent Ancient Joker build for that exact reason. I loved it

[magic breach]

Hey, I’ve been preferring the game on mobile with Apple Arcade. In the time of my free trial, I’ve gold staked most of the decks, and don’t want to lose my progress, so I’m wondering if there is any comprehensive guide on how to move the saved data to the paid version.

[magic swan]

these natural negatives are MAD af

i used all of the doubles for the rare tag

[slim junco]

That’s pretty cool

[honest canopy]

You’re pretty cool lol gotem

[slim junco]

I know

[narrow wren]

Hi chicot from balatro

[hexed copper]

just buy apple arcade
dont be cheap, nothing is free

[magic breach]

So your recommendation is continue paying for the apple subscription service when I already have the paid mobile version
“Don’t be cheap, nothing is free” bro you are so corny
You’re on a balatro discord who do you think you are

[hexed copper]

cry with your mom kid

[magic breach]

With my mom lol

[high drift]

Do I take the showman ?

[magic breach]

Don’t beef with people for no reason if you can’t even write a half functional line.

[hexed copper]

keep barking Mrs.John

[high drift]

erm

[hot pike]

idk

[high drift]

I lose btw

I didn't notice the boss was The Psychic

[junior thunder]

Yes!

[magic breach]

What are these halfwit lines? Do the world a favour and continue down your path of celibacy for the sake of the gene pool.

[valid heath]

Gg=))))

[icy aurora]

look what just mailed in

[cobalt falcon]

Finally done with all black stakes

Now starts the painful part: Blue Stakes

[livid basin]

im doing green

[valid heath]

I love this game

[cobalt falcon]

Until black stakes is alright

Then becomes a little uneasy

[vale fog]

immolate is actually the play here

[edgy crystal]

what did you use first

[valid heath]

I use create a rare joker and make money to 0, and I met baron

[edgy crystal]

thats not bad

natural foil is super good too

oh

hex

[tardy yarrow]

[valid heath]

I sell hex later:(

[hard gyro]

Man gold stake is really something

I really can't do it

Rental is probably the most annoying joker sticker

[edgy crystal]

just don’t take them early

diddyblud

[brisk zinc]

invisible joker 🖕

piece of shit

[distant bronze]

I can't play bc it starts lagging and then it crashes, already searched in bug reports but it doesnt have a solution, after it crashes it shows a cloud symbol with a yellow dot for a few seconds next to its name on steam

[idle wadi]

Jimbo has blessed me

New PR for now

[patent flame]

Nat negative baron and rebate?

[idle wadi]

Natural negative rebate

[patent flame]

I got a seed with nat negative baron dna and rebate

Shit is insane

[idle wadi]

Fr

[patent flame]

Actually mythical pull

[idle wadi]

Wow

[patent flame]

This too

[idle wadi]

Oh yeah mine unseeded

[patent flame]

Was originally meant to be idol run

But when i saw this

I knew what to do

[idle wadi]

Zamn

Jimbo has spoken

[patent flame]

Unfortunately reroll voucher only exists on ante 17

So this isn't a nanelet seed

The fact that i was saved by luchador against very harmful bosses

3 times

[livid basin]

i really hope we get a money joker that gives X mult

[slim junco]

I think this is the sloppiest winning hand I've ever had LOL
I changed all of my diamonds and half of my clubs into hearts before getting bloodstone in the shop

absolutely saved the run

[hard gyro]

It's not like it's a choice honestly

Sometimes I have to

[hard gyro]

Ngl that's on you for not selling

[brisk zinc]

why the fuck would i sell gros michel tho

defeats the whole purpose

[hard gyro]

Game tries to end your run in anyway possible sometimes

[hard gyro]

You could've gotten it later

But two brainstorm or two dnas is a missed opportunity

[alpine olive]

what do you guys think of roffle

[hard gyro]

I like his content but I tend to speed it up

[idle wadi]

Chat do I buy it to make more red seal king?

[hard gyro]

I just don't like how long he takes in the run

[hard gyro]

You sure do but what are you gonna replace?

[idle wadi]

That idk, that's why I ask for opinions

[chilly gulch]

Hm..

[idle wadi]

I have a couple of red seals

[hard gyro]

I would say a brainstorm

[idle wadi]

Yea same

[slim junco]

yeah I agree with blue deck gold stake jimbo

[idle wadi]

Here's my deck, yea I think I gonna buy that dna, I lacking red seals

[inner vine]

guys should I go with queen alone highcard or fullhouse 😭

[livid basin]

the plant in question

[inner vine]

or 4 of a kind

[idle wadi]

Retcon my beloved

[inner vine]

what should I do 😭

[livid basin]

nice

[idle wadi]

Play glass

[inner vine]

high card?

[idle wadi]

Er check on balatro calculator

[inner vine]

alright fuck it imma play glass highcard

[idle wadi]

Stuff like this relying on balatro calculato is the best move

[inner vine]

FUUCK I PLAYED PAIR

[idle wadi]

Sadge

[inner vine]

bruh

ig too bad

[idle wadi]

Good luck next time

[inner vine]

is this good combo

[valid heath]

That insane

[vale fog]

yes good combo this

[edgy crystal]

i prefer professor

doctor

whatever

[livid basin]

you should have a blueprint on the baron

[idle wadi]

I'm having a seizure

[livid basin]

and use dna to get with blueprints to get alot of hand size

but that you are doing

[valid heath]

Oh, thank for your tip

[livid basin]

more mult

i think both blueprint maybe

because you have red seal

just one

i think

[valid heath]

Hmmmm oke

Thx you so much

I will remember it

[alpine olive]

eternally brothers

[idle wadi]

Lads help me on this one, can invisible joker pick another joker to copy? Or it's permanent? Because my invisible joker copies my dna

[thorny niche]

it’s permanent but you can exit and load back in to undo it if you really want to

if you have the reroll thing you can get serpent and burglar but idk if you can do that

[idle wadi]

Yea ik the undo thing bc it copies my dna, ig I have no choice then

No worries I got a retry

[spiral estuary]

fun random seed i found, transitions into a beefy baron/mime after a bit

[idle wadi]

We're so back

[magic swan]

it actually takes 5 business days for this joker to proc

[hard gyro]

True

[magic swan]

it's like op and dogshit at the same time

[wet furnace]

chat anyone wanna play multiplayer balatro? please note im fairly new to the game and my highest ever score is like 6e15 or 6e16 unseeded

[languid kiln]

@versed cove check your DMs please

[polar hill]

Chat what do I do

[patent flame]

Did u tried the double bones set seed glitch?

[polar hill]

Yup

How did you figure that out

[patent flame]

I played the seed before

[idle wadi]

Nothing I can do?

[patent flame]

Unironically if u take that u die

[idle wadi]

Yea

[patent flame]

Cuz i know this ante if u lack scoring big chance u just die

Also DNA is useful for the handsize right

[idle wadi]

Thanks for the heads up

[hard gyro]

Man balatro is so fun

We love balatro

[idle wadi]

Yes we are

[hard gyro]

We are jokers

[autumn lynx]

I am kind of curious about what this would do

Just add 1 double tag??

Yeah It did

[green thunder]

Yes

[lost vector]

@patent flame 5 Polycrome Trousers got folded in ante 10 💔

[patent flame]

💔

o7 to that run

[faint jasper]

i think i should make some cash

[lost vector]

I had like 94 mult on each trouser before I died

[hard gyro]

[patent flame]

Nah

[faint jasper]

pray

[patent flame]

Plant only appears on 6th ante

[hard gyro]

The mark is pretty annoying too with no proper deck fixing

[lost vector]

I hate the one that makes all your cards upside down after you play hands

That feels kinda badly designed

[hard gyro]

No

I think the only blinds that are really badly designed are psychic and cerulean bell due to how easy they are

I think they need to be buffed up a little especially cerulean bell

[lost vector]

Picture this: you use your discards first to make the hand your build works with, you either didn't get it or couldn't score enough with one hand and after that all your hands are upside down.

[hard gyro]

Boss blinds are suspossed to be hard

[lost vector]

That's not hard to

[hard gyro]

Well then what you complaining about

[patent flame]

Fish right
It's good against straight build

[lost vector]

It limits strategy and different builds too much imo

[patent flame]

But if u play pairs ur autoimmune

Pairs 3oak 4oak is nothing to fish

[lost vector]

I mean even then, what if it's a low pair and you don't have peak pair jokers?

[patent flame]

?

What's a low pair

Also if u don't have peak pair jokers the seed is definitely not for pairs

[hard gyro]

Guys

[lost vector]

Like a 2 and 3

[hard gyro]

Game isn't suspossed to baby mode you

It's a roguelike

[lost vector]

Or what if you need face cards for you pairs

[lost vector]

Not saying it's too hard 😭

[hard gyro]

That's why i think psychic and cerulean bell need to be buffed they are too easy

[ivory crag]

psychic can get you off guard and hurts some hands and builds I think its fair

[patent flame]

Psychic can hurt builds that needs steel

[hard gyro]

I don't think so honestly

You just need proper deck fixing

[ivory crag]

every boss blind depends on playstyle

[candid kernel]

if you're relying on base card chips for scoring that late

[stark comet]

can't wait to lurk this discussion

[candid kernel]

the run is probably already over

[hard gyro]

Cerulean bell isn't a boss blind

Like at all

[patent flame]

It is

It's good against straight builds

And when u need steel to score

[hard gyro]

I might go as far to say cerulean bell is the easiest of all the game's 30 blinds

[patent flame]

And it hurts AJ builds too

[candid kernel]

cerulean bell sucks for 5 card hands

[patent flame]

Without deck fixing

Imagine it picks the suit card that u want

And then the other cards are just shitty

That's literally hell

[hard gyro]

Maybe if it picked up more than one card it could be considered hard

[lost vector]

Wdym that late? Also I meant to say that pairs aren't just one single build of jokers, like what if you get face card jokers and you're doing pairs with them

[hard gyro]

Or give it another effect

[high drift]

I can smell it

The naninf

[candid kernel]

the reason you'd do that is likely money

[high drift]

(Just got red seal from standard pack)

[candid kernel]

(no one uses photochad with pairs)

[hard gyro]

Cool

[hard gyro]

Nope

I use photochad with full house and flushes mostly

And flush houses

[candid kernel]

yeah exactly

[patent flame]

Use photochad to play 4oak 3oak too

[ivory crag]

I think the game needs easy-medium difficulty level boss blinds

[patent flame]

And flush five flush house

Cuz the base mult and chips are huge

[hard gyro]

But roguelikes are suspossed to push you to your limits

I get higher stake do that

[patent flame]

That's why there's finishers

[idle wadi]

It was a good run, had a feeling I have to skip to boss blind and search for the serpent. I was right

[lost vector]

It's flexible enough to be used with it like a suit joker + photo

[hard gyro]

But boss blinds are suspossed to be hard aswell

[patent flame]

Different builds get hurt by different bosses

It's all situation dependant

[hard gyro]

Nice job

[high drift]

I did it

Retcon

[patent flame]

Gg

[lost vector]

Ye but the way Fish does it is lame imo

[patent flame]

All u need left is steel ig

[hard gyro]

I have yet to do a high card bulid

[lost vector]

What skill do you use against obscured cards?

[green bear]

do you have time tho

[patent flame]

I did with grimbo and squimbo

[hard gyro]

What

[high drift]

i think it won't take long bc my whole deck is purple ( only 1 king is red )

[hard gyro]

My dog is limiting my breathing

She is sleeping on my neck

[patent flame]

Green joker square joker

[idle wadi]

Also funny number

[lost vector]

Put the square joker in the bag vro

[hard gyro]

lol

[patent flame]

I like it tho

[hard gyro]

You don't call them that

[patent flame]

Most of my square joker runs win cuz i don't lack chips

[ivory crag]

you like pairs huh

[patent flame]

Grimbo grimbo grimbo. Squimbo squimbo squimbo

[hard gyro]

DAMN IT

[lost vector]

And what's with the green joker

What does he do

[patent flame]

Green joker ante 1 is almost guaranteed win

[hard gyro]

It increases 1+ mult each hand and decreases each discard

[faint jasper]

i feel the plant waiting

[candid kernel]

you can select a card and sort by suit to see where it goes

[hard gyro]

A double edged sword basically

[hard gyro]

Imagine being a face card and you see the plant

[lost vector]

I think I won one run with it on white stakes

[hard gyro]

Cool

[lost vector]

I like my discards

[hard gyro]

Me too

[high drift]

Paredolia is real threat

[hard gyro]

That's why i hate stakes starting from blue

But hands are more reliable

[high drift]

i think blue is fine ig

I just hate purple

because with blue stake just ass

[hard gyro]

Surprisingly I didn't say in purple as long as I did with blue

[ivory crag]

you can get around with -1 discard as time goes on

[hard gyro]

I beat purple and orange stakes in the same day

[lost vector]

The scaling is really absurd on it imo

[hard gyro]

While it took me like two whole days to figure out blue

[lost vector]

I think from purple stakes "unwinnable runs" can happen

[patent flame]

Getting used to high scaling is annoying

[high drift]

could be on black deck

[patent flame]

But when u get the hang of it it's free

Blue is the worst stake though

And thunk def is revamping it

[lost vector]

Ive consistently spent less time in Orange stakes than blue or purple

[hard gyro]

Black stake is probably my favorite

Eternals are op

[faint jasper]

i lost to big blind 💀

[high drift]

Eternals + Ankh

[hard gyro]

Yep i had a run where i fully utilized ankh

[patent flame]

Say it with me

[hard gyro]

Oh it was white stake

[hard gyro]

What happened to the previous run

The plant?

[high drift]

best start

[faint jasper]

.

[ivory crag]

4 dollar pack for credit card

[high drift]

what are the odds

[lost vector]

Does anyone use that -1 ante voucher?

[faint jasper]

yes

[patent flame]

Chat

[hard gyro]

[hard gyro]

I do

[high drift]

Immolate ?

[hard gyro]

Yeah

20$ is 20$

[lost vector]

What's good about it? It reduces your hand and you regress a ante

[left glade]

d6 joker have any use?

[hard gyro]

It buys you more time

[thorny niche]

dilemma:
beat orange stake on checkered
beat purple stake on plasma

[hard gyro]

I used to have that mindset when I started playing then realized how op it is

[high drift]

beat gold stake on black:

[lost vector]

What is d6

[thorny niche]

No

[lost vector]

Checkers. You just play flush and win

[thorny niche]

ok

[left glade]

the joker that multiplies the chances

[hard gyro]

Yeah that's why i think checkred is boring

[lost vector]

Oh dice?

[left glade]

Yeah

[high drift]

[hard gyro]

It feels like erratic but watered down

[left glade]

its goood?

[lost vector]

It depends on your jokers

[hard gyro]

Erratic deck is fun

[high drift]

it both good and harmful

[hard gyro]

It's a true roguelike experience due to how random it can get

[high drift]

it good for jokers like space, bloodstone, business card, parking, bla bla

it bad for Banana, glass enhance,....

[left glade]

For banana is good because cavendish, no?

[lost vector]

If you get Bloodstone and Dice you'll have a pretty easy time

[high drift]

i'd say 1/500 is not high enough to get extinct

[left glade]

Ancient joker, but best

[high drift]

but who know

you might get lucky

[thorny niche]

wheel and space will never hit

[high drift]

get second dice

[left glade]

i never use economics jokers

no reason I just don't like it

[high drift]

what happen if I get DNA and didn't get Antimatter on time ?

[hard gyro]

I have been playing for two weeks and I have 22 wins and I only remembering ever seeing Cavendish

Twice

[faint jasper]

haha worth it

[hard gyro]

Full house run

[left glade]

i'm trying to unlock the invisible joker

[left glade]

this joker is good??

[faint jasper]

if u scale it high enough

[high drift]

Win painted deck then

[hard gyro]

It is

[high drift]

[left glade]

i only play with flush, i dont know about jokers for full house

[hard gyro]

I unlocked it on black deck

[high drift]

Imo but I use pant for gold stake with 2 pairs hand

I never won with full house run tho

[candid kernel]

pants are great

[hard gyro]

WHAT

[candid kernel]

it's reccomended to use them with 2pair

[faint jasper]

does pants with blue seal just win

[high drift]

o wait, in fact I never build full house once

but Flush house, yes

[left glade]

I've had good attempts but I haven't succeeded yet

[candid kernel]

it should if you get like

any decent xmult

[hard gyro]

I am addicted to full house

[left glade]

i'm liking play with painted deck

[meager spade]

curse of Midas

[brisk zinc]

balatro

[candid kernel]

painted deck is really fun

[hard gyro]

This is cryptid?

[brisk zinc]

yes

[halcyon flame]

what the hell

[candid kernel]

should be

[left glade]

triple triboulet 🔥

[brisk zinc]

cryptid mod antimatter deck

[halcyon flame]

oh cryptid that makes sense

[brisk zinc]

nobody knows what's going on in that

[candid kernel]

least insane cryptid run

[brisk zinc]

this is normal

[high drift]

a man full of houses

[halcyon flame]

wtf

[high drift]

respect

[left glade]

painted deck, the best is a high card with baron deck, right?

[high drift]

Misprint deck at its peak:

[candid kernel]

it's better to play 2 pair or straights there

baron still needs too much investment

[halcyon flame]

cryptid mod really decided that anything is allowed as long is you get a number as the result

[left glade]

okay, i'm going to play fullhouse/2 pair

[meager spade]

vessel the ultimate run killer

LMAO FUCK

@lyric bone fuck you

[left glade]

i'm going to cry

[meager spade]

@keen flint and you too

[halcyon flame]

get ready for the plant

[meager spade]

Le Plant

[faint jasper]

[left glade]

the plant needs extinction

[meager spade]

the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming

[halcyon flame]

gardeners after seeing a large amount of weeds:

[meager spade]

what the fuck do you mean 1 mill on gold stake

[patent flame]

Shoot the moon better for high card painted

Cuz wtf are u doing on painted playing high card build that isn't stm

[left glade]

i need the invisible joker

[halcyon flame]

you dont need to play painted for invis joker

[brisk zinc]

i got invis on ghost deck i think

[halcyon flame]

i got mine on plasma and just didnt get a 5th joker

[brisk zinc]

yea exactly

[left glade]

i dont have plasma, its hard the blue stake

[brisk zinc]

tho at least on painted you can't accidentally buy a 5th one

[slender bane]

im ancienting it ohh im ancienting it

[left glade]

i hate this game

[meager spade]

you are ancienting it

[meager spade]

imagine it didnt spent and left you a negative

thatd be so crazy

[brisk zinc]

i once got polychrome on a popcorn with one round left

[left glade]

YES

[meager spade]

the empty popcorn box that has the perfect capacity for a jimbo

[left glade]

I'M GOING TO WIN WITH 4 JOKERS

[faint jasper]

yo ucan never have too many blue seals

[halcyon flame]

would like to know your location

[high drift]

We did it again

[brisk zinc]

wow

[meager spade]

this machine is capable to turn every run into baron mime brainstorm blueprint

[brisk zinc]

get the antimatter

[wind raft]

guys

[brisk zinc]

💰

[wind raft]

how do i unlock all mods

i mean

how do i unlock all cards and jokers

[brisk zinc]

by playing the game

[high drift]

"Unlock all"

[halcyon flame]

just play

[brisk zinc]

you can check your collection to see what each joker requires

[meager spade]

look for a funny button when you open your profile in game

[wind raft]

a friend is palying and i want to 1v1 he dosnt have a bunh of shit unlocked

[brisk zinc]

or hit the unlock all button but you won't get achievements

[high drift]

[wind raft]

yea wheres that

[halcyon flame]

you get like 90% of them by just playing the game and the rest are pretty easy

[hard gyro]

What is a man? But a miserable pile of full houses

[brisk zinc]

you can use a different profile to unlock all so you don't mess up main

[wind raft]

he will still get achevements on other profiles right

[mild junco]

oh there's many ppl on server chat

[brisk zinc]

main menu, bottom left corner "Profile" button

[meager spade]

[wind raft]

oh yea found it ty

[meager spade]

rotato faster banana

[mild junco]

but why not on off topic

[hard gyro]

Is the background reversed?

[halcyon flame]

what the actual fuck

[high drift]

I think since I have borh retcon and antimatter

[brisk zinc]

yea it's from cryptid mod

[high drift]

I'll skip rare tag

Looking for DNA

[meager spade]

soul soul soul

[high drift]

[halcyon flame]

get ready for 2 copies of chicot

[mild junco]

can u give me some soul hha

[meager spade]

two copies of canio

[turbid ermine]

It was caino and chicot

[signal hinge]

Hanged man for some deck fixing ofc

[halcyon flame]

gotta thin that deck

[edgy crystal]

insane

[high drift]

Nvm i found it

LOL

BEST RADOM SEED RUN

[halcyon flame]

one time i opened a tarot pack and omen globe gave me 5 spectrals

[halcyon flame]

not enough brainstorms 😢

[signal hinge]

Once got a soul and two spectrals and couldn’t take any 😭

[patent flame]

I was about to say who to replace until i saw the open joker slot

[slender bane]

ok so….

[patent flame]

More is overkill

[slender bane]

do i get rid of canio (x4)

[patent flame]

4 barons 2 mimes is naneinf already

[halcyon flame]

you can never have too many brainstorms

[faint jasper]

oh god where r my 2 pants

[patent flame]

I don't think i stick with the canio here... To play flushes u need to play face cards

[faint jasper]

lest go

[halcyon flame]

50 pair

[faint jasper]

real

[slender bane]

theres an e now

[high drift]

Time to nan

it so close

this is random seed btw

[signal hinge]

Just hope for burglar now

[high drift]

oh yeah

that too

[signal hinge]

And also steel pivot if you haven’t already

[left glade]

i think thats good

[halcyon flame]

why do u have the club guy

[left glade]

its a good start

[halcyon flame]

fair enough

[left glade]

but now i sell club guy

[halcyon flame]

business card value gone 😦

[signal hinge]

Blackboard is kinda hard to get value off of with flushes and ancient

[left glade]

the flush is good with ancient joker

[halcyon flame]

b-b-bu-but the business card 😦

[high drift]

Lol

I'm Soul abuser

🚮

[left glade]

oh? really? I'll try to sell it to someone better

[halcyon flame]

do i sell chad for seltzer here

[signal hinge]

Mb lmao

[brisk zinc]

no why

[left glade]

this dna is good?

[halcyon flame]

because big number gets bigger

[brisk zinc]

try judgment first just in case it's something better

[brisk zinc]

for 10 hands yea

after that you have nothing

[left glade]

i only have 3 cards for drivers license

[slender bane]

varying quality of ancient jokers

[brisk zinc]

wheres holo

[left glade]

holographic marble joker or dna?

[slender bane]

holo sucks

[halcyon flame]

i do not care about the future consequences of my actions and value the short-term dopamine gain from seeing the big number

[brisk zinc]

yea but you're missing it from the collection

[brisk zinc]

kinda depends on how much you need stone cards

since that's all marble does

[slender bane]

if i get a negative one

[brisk zinc]

+chips isn't huge at that state of game

[high drift]

If you can find Sock on time

[stiff siren]

I was pinged here, but I do not know when

[halcyon flame]

im playing red seal 4s so no s&b

thats why i have the rainbow hack

[brisk zinc]

wow free money

does anyone fall for this shit in the big 2025

[halcyon flame]

lmfao deleted\

[stiff siren]

You'd be surprised

[left glade]

stuntman is good?

[stiff siren]

I think not if you're playing flushes

[brisk zinc]

sometimes

[mystic pebble]

can anyone dm me or call me or smth so they can look over my gameplay and tell me what i do wrong (i have 13 hours and only 1 win 😭 )

[brisk zinc]

yea not with flushes

[halcyon flame]

stuntman is good early game ig

[wintry patrol]

if you’re playing with ancient stuntman will hurt you way more than it helps

[stiff siren]

Yeah

[halcyon flame]

i wouldnt use stuntman there tho

[slender bane]

cooked up

[halcyon flame]

-2 hand size will kill you

[brisk zinc]

i won a game with 3 hand size yesterday

[stiff siren]

Sad

[brisk zinc]

and it's possible with 1 too

if you don't get the psychic

[stiff siren]

John Balatro didn't bless you that once

[halcyon flame]

possible

but why would you do it

[brisk zinc]

for fun

[stiff siren]

Ante 1????

[brisk zinc]

1 hand size

probably not ante 1

[stiff siren]

There's no way in earth you win Ante 1 with 1 hand size

[brisk zinc]

yeah not that but the ante 8 boss blind and shi

thin out your hand before that

very much possible

[stiff siren]

Well yeah, that's literally photochad runs

[left glade]

the position of the jokers is right?

[halcyon flame]

position wont matter

[cobalt falcon]

55 wins to go for C+!

[brisk zinc]

it's all xmult so doesn't matter

reasonable xmult

showing this screenshot to someone who just started balatro

[mystic pebble]

Can anyone help me win i feel like im blundering 100% of the time and i need to know what im doing wrong

[brisk zinc]

the harsh truth is you just have to playmore™️

or watch tutorials i guess

[halcyon flame]

if the xmult isnt enough to instantly kill a non-balatro player the waluigi surely will

[brisk zinc]

this is a game you learn by playing

[mystic pebble]

i have 13 hours and only 1 win

[brisk zinc]

that's fine

[mystic pebble]

o

[brisk zinc]

took me a while to get my first wins too

[cobalt falcon]

Who created this joker couldn't win a single game on Balatro, got so frustrated to create an auto-win joker 😂

[brisk zinc]

i'm at 170ish hours now and barely know the optimal strats for each run

[mystic pebble]

i thought i was WAY behind every player in existence

[brisk zinc]

no it's the cryptid mod antimatter deck (literally every number on your screen is randomized)

[halcyon flame]

you definitely arent

[mystic pebble]

thats good

[brisk zinc]

if it makes you feel better, i lost to the first small blind in the tutorial because i was so lost with what i'm supposed to do

xD

[mystic pebble]

i lost on the first small blind with PLASMA deck while playing at my freinds house

[brisk zinc]

and now i've beaten a gold stake (once)

[mystic pebble]

mmmm stake

[brisk zinc]

to be fair plasma deck is very different compared to anything else

[mystic pebble]

i played it on my phone and its the most op deck in my opinoin (i used the max account button)

[brisk zinc]

it's cool but i'm too used to the "normal" scoring decks

so i'm not that good at plasma

[mystic pebble]

yeah it is way different

[halcyon flame]

plasma deck is imo the best deck for endless mode but early game can be tough

[tribal beacon]

IS THIS SHIT SERIOUS CHAT!?!

[brisk zinc]

wtf~2

[mystic pebble]

should i commit to one deck or go through all the ones i have?

[halcyon flame]

landed a blueprint with 2 hands left on my seltzer

[halcyon flame]

i started by unlocking ghost deck and grinding gold stake on that deck

[mystic pebble]

ok

[brisk zinc]

whichever you want! i mostly play ghost deck because that's the one i enjoy the most but sometimes i play different ones just for a change of pace and playstyle

ghost was my first gold stake too

[mystic pebble]

ok

[halcyon flame]

ghost deck is fun because of early rainbow and the funny purple cards

[left glade]

I got the invisible joker

[brisk zinc]

hex is my most used spectral card because of ghost deck alone

[left glade]

Now I will never use this deck again

[halcyon flame]

mine is cryptid because i got perkeo a single time and made big number

[brisk zinc]

i just noticed a negative blueprint looks to the left instead of right

[hard gyro]

First gold stake win!

[brisk zinc]

nice!

[halcyon flame]

congrats

[hard gyro]

Now to zodiac deck where I left it at blue

[brisk zinc]

i have zodiac at blue too i think

that's a fat bull

[left glade]

do i get this constellation?

[brisk zinc]

if you wanna commit to buying a lot of planets

4 fingers + shortcut would make it super easy to play straights too tho

[left glade]

I'm afraid to buy eternal jokers

[left glade]

its with checkred card

[brisk zinc]

oh

well straight flushes

even better

[left glade]

ok, 4 fingers + shortcut

[brisk zinc]

but constellation is easy to scale too

your call

[hard gyro]

It's only been two weeks too

[brisk zinc]

wait i didn't even get that i think

even tho i beat gold stake

bug?

[hard gyro]

You Mobile?

[brisk zinc]

steam

[hard gyro]

This is play games

[left glade]

i took shortcut and constellation

[brisk zinc]

pretty sure every platform has the same achievements

[halcyon flame]

there goes my run

7.2m with all my cards debuffed is still crazy lmao

[brisk zinc]

how high is yorick

[halcyon flame]

x16

[brisk zinc]

huge

last night i found out that yorick is based on a real life court jester who died at 23

[left glade]

i trying the double photograph...

[brisk zinc]

i think every legendary is based on some real life lore

[halcyon flame]

its crazy that all the legendary jokers are based on real life jesters

[brisk zinc]

lol

[brisk zinc]

well you get double the xmult now

did wraith at least give you blueprint or bs

[left glade]

i buy this castle?

[brisk zinc]

i wouldn't

super slow scaling + eternal

and +chips isn't much in late game

[left glade]

okay

[brisk zinc]

open every celestial pack to scale those constellations tho

[left glade]

I wanted to but it's better not to

[brisk zinc]

risky

[halcyon flame]

red seal is better imo

[brisk zinc]

yes

[pastel briar]

what’s balatro without taking gambles?

[brisk zinc]

some people want to win consistently

never seen this many spectrals at once in an arcana

[halcyon flame]

people like you are why the game got rated 18+

[brisk zinc]

we take the wraith i think

[halcyon flame]

honestly blue seal would be good

[hard gyro]

It's 12+ now

[brisk zinc]

i took wraith and got the trio

not the worst

[hard gyro]

Really good!

Trio made my gold stake win

[halcyon flame]

trio aint bad at all

[brisk zinc]

i'm just trying to bring every deck to like blue/purple stake so whatever helps me win is good

[brisk zinc]

i got ancient + brainstorm on my gold stake win

the flusher

[halcyon flame]

sell egg for business card here?

[left glade]

i'm going to death

[brisk zinc]

sure why not

how much is egg

[halcyon flame]

$20

[brisk zinc]

yea sell

[halcyon flame]

alr

[brisk zinc]

i had a $47 egg once

[halcyon flame]

temperance value would have me salivating

[brisk zinc]

if temperance didn't cap at $50 egg would be insanely good

[halcyon flame]

yeah

[prime glen]

Is this optimal

[halcyon flame]

$50 is still pretty damn good up until endless

[untold forge]

I think so

[left glade]

MR BONES I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MR BONES

YOU IS THE BEST

[halcyon flame]

for highest score i think yould want to be copying dusk on the last hand

[untold forge]

True

[brisk zinc]

congrats on the worst stake ever

tho purple will suck too because it has blue in it

[halcyon flame]

assuming your hand is 5 kings/queens

[left glade]

Thanks 😭

i'm try to win the purple with high card baron

is the best build of balatro, right ?

[halcyon flame]

um

i mean

if you want naneinf

[slim junco]

Egg is insanely good

[brisk zinc]

depends

[brisk zinc]

it takes a lot to set up and doesn't work on most seeds

especially high stakes

[halcyon flame]

agreed

flush setup is probably most consistent

[brisk zinc]

you basically need baron mime blueprint/brainstorm and a lot of deaths/fools/chariots

[halcyon flame]

and red seal

[left glade]

mimic is easy for got

[brisk zinc]

it's not a consistent setup for random seed

[brisk zinc]

you need more than just the mime

[left glade]

i will try the purple stake

[brisk zinc]

have fun

i did not

[halcyon flame]

orange stake was hell for me

i wish you the best of luck with that one

[brisk zinc]

orange stake was surprisingly easy for me but that's probably because i just got lucky

[halcyon flame]

orange stake took me like 10 runs 😭

[brisk zinc]

full on blueprint photochad lol

just be lucky lol so easy

[halcyon flame]

agreed

[prime glen]

fuuuuuuck meeeee

[brisk zinc]

it's not a 3rd trib don't worry

[prime glen]

I don’t think I can sell anything and survive

[brisk zinc]

don't sell

[halcyon flame]

could you sell chad?

[brisk zinc]

i promise it won't be a trib

[halcyon flame]

or are you cutting too close

[brisk zinc]

it's gonna be perkeo or something you don't need

it's okay to skip a soul

[prime glen]

Ehhhh I think only 2 Es away

[brisk zinc]

i wouldn't risk it

[prime glen]

Fucking sucks balls

[brisk zinc]

even if it's yorick or canio it'd take a while to get it online enough

[prime glen]

Maybe I could save scum to unlock

[brisk zinc]

skipping souls hurts but sometimes you have to

[halcyon flame]

if its 2es then you could sell but you would die after like 2 rounds

[patent flame]

If u have enough base mult from planets the constellation ankh is the right play

[prime glen]

I feel physically hurt

[patent flame]

Red seal doesn't do anything here

[halcyon flame]

are you using your dusk as well?

if so then you will unfortunately have to just spin the wheek

[prime glen]

Yeah I’m basically just using up all my hands until last one to one shot it

[halcyon flame]

yeah rip no soul

[prime glen]

Fuuuuuuuck

[halcyon flame]

i mean if your only 2 Es away the run is practically dead on the next ante

maybe just take it for the luls

[prime glen]

Wait I might not be dead

Sucks only have 1 retrigger over the 2 chad had but still

[high drift]

What are the mod that change Blueprint's appearance same as jokers its copied ?

[halcyon flame]

sock retriggers 5 times and chad retriggers 2 its just way better

[high drift]

also kill chicot for Sock

[prime glen]

https://github.com/stupxd/Blueprint

[slim junco]

me when balatro

[left glade]

i make a fullhouse build, right?

[brisk zinc]

i recommend this one instead

[high drift]

Female Blueprint

[prime glen]

LMAOOOOOO

[slim junco]

I just started playing balatro can someone explain why i got addicted the first 20 minutes

[round birch]

i reccomend this one

[brisk zinc]

heuh

[halcyon flame]

big number makes bigger number makes dopamine

dopamine makes gameplay makes number

[left glade]

Best win streak 2 😎

[halcyon flame]

number makes dopamine

[high drift]

lol

[slim junco]

i literally said the same to myself big numbers go brrrr

[high drift]

guys what are the odd getting burglar

[brisk zinc]

clearly big number go up dopamine go up funny sound effects and all that

[high drift]

my last piece to random seed nan

[brisk zinc]

enough reason for goty

[round birch]

if you want its mewing jokers deck mod

[slim junco]

yes

[high drift]

Does Baron mewing ?

[slim junco]

Baron is the most mewer in my headcanon

[high drift]

Lesgo

[slim junco]

the duo

noice

[brisk zinc]

i never figured out what mewing means

[slim junco]

its a jaw exercise

[round birch]

although the legendaries have actual emotions in their faces so this is how they look

[halcyon flame]

damn

[slim junco]

damn fr

[wintry patrol]

the chance of a random joker being a specific uncommon is 0.4%

[round birch]

there are some jokers that dont mew though, for example like troubadour or lucky cat

[wintry patrol]

so you’ll have to see 250 jokers on average to get burglar

[halcyon flame]

lucky cat mewing is something i need to see

[hot pike]

I always take blank on gs

[round birch]

desperately yes

[brisk zinc]

only 6 red stakes left

[high drift]

Good enough

[hot pike]

speaking of mewing

[halcyon flame]

was that a straight run without shortcut??

[slim junco]

"a handsome devil is knocking on your door and asking to play a little card game that is not so little"

[brisk zinc]

i had shortcut but sold it for verdant

[halcyon flame]

ah i see

[round birch]

also it makes constellation look really weird so now we have an inside joke whenever my friend comes over

[slim junco]

you think

[hot pike]

constipation 😭

[halcyon flame]

what the hell is this

[slim junco]

jiiiimbo

[round birch]

constipation

[halcyon flame]

"constipation"

[slim junco]

jimbo is very constipated

[halcyon flame]

he sure looks like it

[prime glen]

Amazing run

[slim junco]

sure is noice

[cobalt falcon]

Do I take photo?

I kinda like the synergy

[halcyon flame]

why do you have oops all sixes

[slim junco]

well it depends

[round birch]

sspace

[halcyon flame]

but why...

[brisk zinc]

higher change to upgrade a hand

with space

[cobalt falcon]

High card hand

[humble pelican]

transfer negative onto square joker and sell spaceman for photo 🙄 easy decision

[slim junco]

space is very spaceful

[round birch]

the true correct answer is remove negative space joker to get one more joker slot

[cobalt falcon]

I wish I could transfer 😅

[brisk zinc]

there's a typo in space joker description btw

should say 1 in 40 chance

[humble pelican]

great minds think alike

[halcyon flame]

you obviously sell the eternal square joker

[wintry patrol]

sell paint brush to make room for photo

[cobalt falcon]

You don't get any extra joker slot for selling a negative

[round birch]

yes sir (how many times i have done that on accident is disappointing)

[slim junco]

I AM ... Jimbo

[round birch]

thats the point

[humble pelican]

we've all done it hahaahhaha

[halcyon flame]

you still have 2 consumable slots put photo in there

[rare yew]

Hi gamers

[humble pelican]

bro thought he was gonna get advice coming here lol

[slim junco]

hi

[cobalt falcon]

Hi boss

[wintry patrol]

hello local

[halcyon flame]

i-i-is that localthunk??

[brisk zinc]

hi

[humble pelican]

anyway check out this joker setup

[round birch]

hello balatro manguy

[brisk zinc]

why are people always surprised when server owner speaks on server

[slim junco]

yeah

srsly he is a normal human

[round birch]

because he developed the best card game ever