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[jolly talon]

Alr

[young bolt]

This game fucking sucks

[jolly talon]

What

Do I take

In place for

Blueprint

Conflicted

Both steel and constellation at x4 rn

Cat is 3.25

Is it time to retire the ole reliable? (Photo)

[timid cloak]

Black stake black deck only 2 more

[royal gate]

plays and loses i fucking hate balatro plays again
The cycle repeats itself until the drowsiness is impossible to ignore

[magic swallow]

Finally got unseeded naneinf 😭

[wintry patrol]

are you serious 😭
why would you keep photo here

even if you had a red seal cat would overtake it within 3 triggers

[wise plaza]

congrats, once you have one down repeating it becomes easier as you have often overcome the failed attempts

[final hornet]

Because it can retriggers?

[wintry patrol]

i just explained why it's not useful to keep it

they don't have space for any retrigger jokers and the one retrigger they could get (red seal) would be worse than cat still within 3 lucky card procs

[idle wadi]

Its obvious what's to pick here

[wintry patrol]

how are you even alive at ante 3 with only cloud 9

[lost kindle]

get sock and change ur entire deck to fit sock

[idle wadi]

I'm jimbo

[lost kindle]

hi jimbo

[idle wadi]

Real

Hi horse balatro wine

[final hornet]

Photochad give 6x innit

[lost kindle]

niegh

[wintry patrol]

what

[lost kindle]

neigh

[lost kindle]

british

[wise plaza]

you don't need jokers to survive, hence the jokerless challenge

[wintry patrol]

ok first of all they don't have hanging chad and second of all photochad is 8x that's not how multiplication works

[final hornet]

Are we seeing the same image

[wintry patrol]

oh they did send an image lmfao

[final hornet]

Oh yeah its 8x mb

[wintry patrol]

i didn't see that

honestly still they should get rid of photo

[wise plaza]

If you have red seal it's 16x even

[final hornet]

And there's dusk

[wise plaza]

photo is op

[jolly talon]

Because I've had it for so long. Anyway I already got rid of it

Anyway I finally managed to beat ante 12

Got constellation to likeee

X8 or something

[final hornet]

That's a good numbers

[jolly talon]

Still a shame I didn't use my deaths wisely

I forgot to use it to dupe for red sealed steels

[final hornet]

You have red sealed steels

[jolly talon]

I saw a mime earlier in the run but didn't think I was gonna be running steel kings

Yes

I know

But I forgot to use it for that

[hollow badger]

i have them all

[wise plaza]

Interesting I have used blueprint nearly 1000 more then brainstorm

[jolly talon]

I was using it for red sealed lucky cards

[hollow badger]

peak

[jolly talon]

Balalaero

[hollow badger]

balatrobalarez

[final hornet]

Balatro balatrez

[unborn swan]

Square joker hate club

🙏

[hollow badger]

frfr

[unborn swan]

Join the club

[jolly talon]

Make square joker give 8 chips!!

Instead of 4...

[unborn swan]

8 could be fine

[wise plaza]

Square scales painfully

[hollow badger]

what would be a canonically accurate description for their accounts

[unborn swan]

Yeah it's bad

[jolly talon]

I heard it was broken before but I think it was 5 chips

[unborn swan]

Runner gives 15

And feels so nice

[wise plaza]

Runner is great

[jolly talon]

Canio would be a "don't hmu. Fuck all faces"

[jolly talon]

If you can get consistent straights and use the abandoned deck

[hollow badger]

frfr

[unborn swan]

Abandoned is my favorite deck

[jolly talon]

Kinda feels awkward to build around straights

[unborn swan]

Or painted

[jolly talon]

Without

Abandoned

[vast raft]

Kill me

[vivid robin]

what is the new update on switch

[wintry patrol]

frankly runner isn't really even a straights joker
it's a joker you play straights for to build it up when they're there and then use it on a more chips-starved hand like pairs

straights get enough chips from planets as it is

[timid cloak]

Probably for switch 2 support

[hard gyro]

Game is calling me bad at this point

Bro

Face card run?

[brisk zinc]

yes

just get the reroll voucher in case of plant

[hard gyro]

Is this the right order?

[brisk zinc]

yea +mult before xmult

[hard gyro]

And chips before +mult

[brisk zinc]

with blueprint/bs it matters more ofc

[earnest viper]

Inconsequential

[subtle bobcat]

You poor soul...

[hard gyro]

Fuck bro

[slim junco]

The ante that disables face cards

Worst one

[patent flame]

Miami is noob

[brisk zinc]

you'll be more than fine without scary face

[hard gyro]

I didn't get the plant ever in this run which is funny

[patent flame]

Should be fine with good base mult from planets

[brisk zinc]

wait

[last marsh]

eternal

[brisk zinc]

it's eternal

[hard gyro]

It's eterbal

[brisk zinc]

uh

sell smiley then

[slim junco]

That was my highest on my thing

Glass kings lol

[patent flame]

Pretty good

[slim junco]

Till I got plant, then life sad

[patent flame]

If u got it early u could've gotten a backup plan

[slim junco]

I have the seed

I just have to start over

[patent flame]

U are clinically insane u know

[slim junco]

Now all it needs it a trib and a blueprint

[solar portal]

BRO WHAT IS GOING ON

(jimbo is trb)

trib*

[hard gyro]

Finally finished blue stake

[pale haven]

Sell jimbo and buy green joker

[slim junco]

Another I did last night, I had red seal lucky kings

Money, mults, and Jesus Christ

I think

[pale haven]

I haven't had any luck with kings

[slim junco]

Balatro does that, you got something and you need something to do it

[young bolt]

Life is beautiful

[slim junco]

several antes later

[hard gyro]

This seed was bizarre

Had smiley face but had to sell it because of verdant leaf

[steady hollow]

how do you get multiple copies of the same joker

[hard gyro]

There are multiple ways

Invisible joker or ankh

[fiery flicker]

invis, ankh, showman

[devout thunder]

Showman ( 😢 )

[hard gyro]

Showman itself is rare for some reason

It's uncommon

I mean it's hard to find

[jolly talon]

Yea I know. Don't get me wrong, it's a great way to build chips, but imo bull or wee is a better alternative if you got good economy or retriggers. Also, chips fall off badly later on anyway

[fiery flicker]

my wee wasnt big enough on this run

[hard gyro]

Damn that's a pretty good set

Good job

[desert cipher]

Red deck or blue deck

[hard gyro]

I can't imagine how it's like using 2 bulid

[hard gyro]

In terms of?

[desert cipher]

I'm not really sure I'm new

[hard gyro]

Well red deck gives 1+ discard and blue deck gives 1+ hand so in a way they are equal

If you want the extra hand go for blue if you want the extra discard go for red

[desert cipher]

What about yellow and green

They seem good but I'm really used to red and blue

[hard gyro]

Yellow gives 10$ extra on start so instead of only having 4$ you start with 14$

[desert cipher]

Green seems better in the long run

[hard gyro]

Every deck has a description I believe

[desert cipher]

Yeah I know what they do I just don't know which one is better

[hard gyro]

M

[rich flint]

green is good you just dont get interest so it makes getting econ online a bit harder where as after first round on yellow deck you are guaranteed to leave with $16 on any steak

[arctic wave]

Is there a chart of must use joker cards? Still new

[forest river]

Guys someone has a hint for platinum trophy on ps?

[hard gyro]

You really don't need interest if you are on green

[delicate forum]

unlock all jokers, beat all decks on gold stake, get gold stickrs on all jokers is the meat of it

[rich flint]

yeah just for newer players tend to not realize hoe much interest actually matters, it also impacts some major econ jokers(rebate, delayed gratification, to the moon)

[short widget]

In how many plataforms "Balatro" is purcheable (Sprry for my English)

[brisk zinc]

i think at least 6

ps5 xbox ios android pc steamdeck

switch?

idk

[short widget]

Most accesible

[brisk zinc]

depends on what you have

if you have a phone or a pc you can use either

[short briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYzFDuhcoL0

[brittle dagger]

this is the 6th perishable brainstorm this session

dafuq

[young bolt]

This is the best game i have zver played in my 15 years of dear life

[hard gyro]

Brainstorm is brainstorm!

[brittle dagger]

especially when its my only joker for an entire ante

seriously i couldnt buy anything for 3 shops

only thing i have rn is jelly bean and its incompat😁😁😁😁

had to doubleskip for megaceleste and investment

😭.....

[tardy quarry]

Hai

[brittle dagger]

i mean it looks funny

[hard gyro]

Everything is perishable

[orchid raft]

kris get the banana ahh

[barren geyser]

Hi chat

[tardy quarry]

Ztupid nuggets

[barren geyser]

Ztupid

[orchid raft]

im so dumb

i lose already

[solid timber]

mmmm potassium

[tardy quarry]

Zzztupid

[barren geyser]

Zzztupid

[tardy quarry]

Nogger

[edgy heath]

greetings chat

chat are we deadass

not a single person online

i curse all of you w no blueprints or brainstorms

[edgy heath]

for the rest of your balatro life

[brittle dagger]

nah curse everyone with perishables

for life

(dont need to curse me i have that alr)

[edgy heath]

god youre the most evil person ever

[brittle dagger]

^

[edgy heath]

lmfaoo😭

[edgy heath]

oof

i feel you man

[brittle dagger]

😁

[edgy heath]

i once got a perishable blueprint

[brittle dagger]

once?

lucky guy

[edgy heath]

which died on the damn ante 8 boss blind

[edgy heath]

😭

[brittle dagger]

relativelable

[edgy heath]

type shi

wait bro

do you say discord!!!

when going offline

[warm dome]

AW COME ON

[simple moon]

Balatro reference

[pulsar ice]

any roffle watchers here?? 😍😍

[arctic wave]

These cards placed right,

?*

[nova shore]

yea

[olive ferry]

if u sell it, will they reveal?

[arctic wave]

• before x? And what about this card, both + and just got a x on it

[zealous pecan]

hello all

[warm dome]

I assume not since they're already face down

either way that run was cooked lmao

[olive ferry]

did u die

yet

[nova shore]

nah thats the right order

[arctic wave]

Ok bet, thank you

Worth skipping the last two lol

[warm dome]

<@&1133519078540185692>

thank you <3

[brittle dagger]

that was fast

[warm dome]

mod team is so based smh

[wide hearth]

i came in here instantly like "what's going on"

someone got them before i even got here

these guys are so cracked

[swift sail]

what can i say except you're welcome dot gif

[fathom minnow]

We all hear the call of $50 steam gift cards

[brittle dagger]

real lol

wanted to post a meme gif about it but it got blocked

why exactly

[unborn swan]

Uh

[brittle dagger]

oh

no gifs ig

[hard gyro]

Yo

[civic dove]

yurr

[patent flame]

Tf was that

[cobalt falcon]

This run was a piece of cake

I skipped everything doing bosses only

[olive ferry]

the run killer:

"im going to kills your run"

says the run killer

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah and vouchers were good to me also

As you can see I do have 5 discards

That mean I went for full house K+Q every hand

I wish every run was like this

[hard gyro]

سلام عليكم

[young bolt]

Holy shit arabic john balatro

[viral crow]

Golden needle challenge almost makes me go bald

[ebon island]

Question
Why does the game drain the battery so fast (on android)

[arctic wave]

Kinda close, but got my 2nd win! Lol read the chips, + and x order and tht helped a lot

Is this a bug? Bought the spec card and was maxed on joker so I get a free floating card lol

I can move it around too

[pallid sapphire]

Its not very well optimized for mobile, known issue

[ebon island]

Wdym?

[pallid sapphire]

The program itself just drains battery

The way it was coded or whatever

[cobalt falcon]

Game is kinda heavy

[ebon island]

I am asking for a more in depth explanation

[ebon island]

But how? It's like 60mbs and 2d...

[pale edge]

It eats your battery, it thinks its yummy

[pallid sapphire]

Graphics, calculation, seed calcs, etc etc, resource intensive

[stark comet]

cool pfp

[pale edge]

Thx, i drew it

[stark comet]

im impressed your android has a battery life, mine lasts less than a day

[ebon island]

Seed calcs are fast
Resource intensive? It's 60 mbs...
Graphics? It's 2d

[pallid sapphire]

Well whatever it is, it makes the battery drain

[hard gyro]

Yep i am facing the same problem I used to charge my phone only once a day now I do it three times

[pallid sapphire]

The source code is online, figure it out

[ebon island]

What

[pallid sapphire]

Is it?

[ebon island]

It's a paid game. Why on earth would he release the source code???

[pale edge]

Guh?!

[ebon island]

Facts

[pallid sapphire]

Idk, but people are able to mod it and look at the source code

[stark comet]

i mean the source code is very, very easy to find, that's no secret, how else do people make mods lol

[pallid sapphire]

Would you really spend time downloading the source code and tools to rebuild the whole thing just to save $10?

[pale edge]

Funny behaviour injection

[stark comet]

you wouldnt happen to be from canada would you

[pale edge]

Mayhaps (yes)

[stark comet]

fellow u user spotted, nice

[pale edge]

:3

[stark comet]

colour me surprised

[simple magnet]

ante 39 baby

[stark comet]

make sure youre using power saving mode too btw

[ebon island]

I do

Is there seriously not a single person that knows why game runs so inefficiently

[stark comet]

idk what else to tell you then, my android suffers the same problem but for every app i open

[ebon island]

Is it possible the FPS is uncapped the any chance?

[simple magnet]

2d engines on androids sucks

[ebon island]

Deltarune runs fine though?

[simple magnet]

they can run 3d much better

[ebon island]

So does clash royale

[pale edge]

Not 2d games in general

[ebon island]

Dead cells

[simple magnet]

yeah because deltarune and clash royale aren't heavy load games

deadcells too, but if you play games like for example

[ebon island]

And a calculator gambling game is? Lmfao

[simple magnet]

postknights 2 on a mid-end

[simple magnet]

a calculator game with animations

ALOT of animations looping

[ebon island]

Animations don't use up that much power

[ebon island]

Anybody knows?

[simple magnet]

there are options to save powers on android disabling screen animations

[dreamy quarry]

balatro already joined in sale any time?

[dreamy quarry]

in steam

[stark comet]

if you've ever developed a pc game that you then had to port to mobile you'd understand that sometimes these things are completely out of the developer's control, your device may be throttling because of overheating, you may have a qualcomm cpu and not a exynos, etc, i think if you're having power issues you should just... play with your phone plugged in, imo

[ebon island]

That's like telling a person whose legs hurt just not to walk

[pale edge]

No its not

[pallid sapphire]

I mean if you wanna mod the game or rebuild it to not drain battery it's all yours

You'd be a hero in the community

I think localthunk said he'd look into the battery draining thing to update as well or sum

[neon olive]

ok dude 😭

[polar trellis]

yo I found this cool mod that adds hk cards to balatro

[nova spindle]

balatro being peak

[simple magnet]

i think it's impossible with love2d

[lavish summit]

so real

[pallid sapphire]

Ong

[pale edge]

Gno(me)

[bronze kiln]

Yo wsp

[simple magnet]

unless the game is ran under another engine, love2d has quite alot of limits

[pallid sapphire]

Well there's the answer for dauma

Engine issue

[pale edge]

Yeeeep

[pallid sapphire]

Android just doesn't like love2d?

[pale edge]

Love2d doesent like android either

(I know nothing of coding)

[pallid sapphire]

Sounds legit to me

[stark comet]

discord also sucks for battery, 6h of youtube is 40% but 2hrs of discord is 20%

[sonic field]

i found it in a pack with oops all 6s and it activated every single time?

is this a bug or am i just extremely lucky

[tawdry yoke]

someone send me a good tutorial for balatro like a good one

[sonic field]

just play the game and discover it urself its way more fun this way, you do you tho

[pale edge]

Look up balatro university on youtube, pretty good balatro gnoladge

[pallid sapphire]

Luck

[tawdry yoke]

3 hrs tho 🙏

[pallid sapphire]

Bros acting like x2 speed doesn't exist

[tawdry yoke]

then I won't understand

[pallid sapphire]

But if you can't even pay attention to what he's doing you're gonna have a rough time with the game

[pale edge]

Rip

[pallid sapphire]

Tiktok fried brains of the modern day 💔

[pale edge]

Lmao

[sonic field]

ill watch it just because

[arctic wave]

Watching others play helps too, the tips and tricks if there is a vid (still learning)

[neon olive]

what 💔

[sonic field]

what?

[tawdry yoke]

bro said because and stopped talkin

[pallid sapphire]

Half joker thinks he's helping

[pale edge]

Gift card yesss

[tawdry yoke]

why they for free

[neon olive]

coupon tag

[pale edge]

Tags

[neon olive]

i think its named coupon tag

[tawdry yoke]

so wht vid should I watch from BU

[neon olive]

how can i get both unlucky and lucky twice in one run

[tawdry yoke]

your a black cat?

[pale edge]

Cause that is how john balatro likes it

[patent flame]

I fucking hate baron

[tawdry yoke]

👉👈🤷

[pallid sapphire]

Gold stake runs

[tawdry yoke]

idk wht to get or do icl

I'm cooked in both ways

halp me

[gloomy peak]

its only ante 2, chill

[pale edge]

Idk, risk the economy for the jonkler pack

[tawdry yoke]

economy and jonkler who 🙏

[gloomy peak]

also the stencil is decent to carry you through lower antes

[pallid sapphire]

Damn thats a lotta editions

[pale edge]

(I love gambling)

[tawdry yoke]

I'm new gng

[gloomy peak]

fair, then don't sweat it too much

[tawdry yoke]

whts economy and whts jonkler

[pale edge]

He cannot afford it :[

[gloomy peak]

it's a game where you learn by your failures and your attempts

[neon olive]

what

[gloomy peak]

he can with what he can sell

[tawdry yoke]

I lost abt a lot of games

[pale edge]

Economy means moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[tardy quarry]

Ztupid noggers

[pale edge]

Jonkler is self explainatory

[tawdry yoke]

so the bank card?

bank gold idk

[pale edge]

GUH!??!?!?!

[vale fog]

economy is just how you obtain money in general

[tawdry yoke]

someone explain WHT do j buy/do in a normal way

[gloomy peak]

if you're new I suggest (aside from going to youtube to watch some gameplay) to just play and keep losing until you stumble on your way to either realize what you're doing or to a winning build ngl

[vale fog]

save $25 and move jokers

[pale edge]

JONKLER PACC

[tawdry yoke]

move?

[vale fog]

yes you can drag em to move em

[tawdry yoke]

ik I can move em but how's tht useful

like does it change sumthin?

[pale edge]

He doesent have relevant jonklers.

[pallid sapphire]

You affect the order they trigger in

[vale fog]

say you have +20 mult and x6.9 mult

[tawdry yoke]

dng

[tawdry yoke]

ok

[vale fog]

as jokers go from left to right you want +20 first so that it gets multiplied by xmult

[gloomy peak]

generally stick to jokers that have some form of +mult (+red number) or xmult (*red number), and remember that the more you save (up to 25$) affects your interest gains, gaining up to 5$ when you have 25$ or more saved (even more with certain coupons)

[pale edge]

You want flat mult first, times mult after that, chips can go anywhere

[tawdry yoke]

so I don't buy nothing this round?

[gloomy peak]

also helpful math is to put every +mult effect preceding every xmult effect

[pale edge]

JONKLER

[tawdry yoke]

so put the + first then ×

[tawdry yoke]

WHICH ONE IS JONKLER

THEY SAY UNDISCOVERD BRUV?

[vale fog]

for ante 1 picking up a single joker is usually enough to clear the whole ante

[pale edge]

J O N K L E R I S J O N K L E R

[gloomy peak]

id say sell either one of your two joker to buy stencil but w/e

or open the buffoon pack

[vale fog]

yeah you can buy it normally it's just their names are hidden

[tawdry yoke]

so the one thts cut?

[gloomy peak]

you are as helpful as poison in a meal

[tawdry yoke]

I don't got cash bro

[vale fog]

man just play on yourself

[tawdry yoke]

bro

I just wnna win once 🙏

[pale edge]

Thanks 💖

[gloomy peak]

you will win, eventually, it just takes effort and practice

a lot of practice depending how much you don't understand of the game

unfortunately the nature of balatro is that every run can and will be different enough that only generic advice will work on you

[vale fog]

if you want help in a specific scenario then send a screenshot

[gloomy peak]

so literally just play

[tawdry yoke]

do u recommend any vids

[vale fog]

balatro university

[tawdry yoke]

like to watch gameplay

[vale fog]

on YouTube

[tawdry yoke]

they to long

BRO 1 ante is legit 1 hour

in his vids istg

[vale fog]

are you watching endless runs

[tawdry yoke]

idk icl

tf is endless runs?

[gloomy peak]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcGhRJdmNr5ZRqP-MIDRF_su

you are watching the wrong videos

[tawdry yoke]

so I watch these all?

[brisk zinc]

just play the game

[tawdry yoke]

idk but it had like a inf or sum

[pale edge]

Clearly you have never won balatro

[vale fog]

watching one is fine, you will start to get the logic of a run

[tawdry yoke]

........ I downloaded it yesterday

at night

[gloomy peak]

play the game, and watch if you're really confused

and if you're really really really confused even after watching those videos then balatro might not be for you I'm afraid

but if you have patience you will succeed

[pale edge]

Clearly i must apollogize.

[gloomy peak]

literally just play the game

[tawdry yoke]

I ain't sucking seed

[tawdry yoke]

yes

[pale edge]

But i wont >:3

[gloomy peak]

this is not a game where you win from completely nothing in one day with zero knowledge

play the game and show restraint

[tawdry yoke]

I got knowledge icl (all ik in game is poker hands)

[gloomy peak]

yeah that's zero knowledge

[tawdry yoke]

ye

[gloomy peak]

balatro only takes poker hands as names for its hands

nothing else

[tawdry yoke]

where to gain knowledge 🙏

[pale edge]

Nah, some people are just built like that. Ive seen it happen

[gloomy peak]

watch the videos I linked to you, then play the game over and over to understand better with practice

[tawdry yoke]

THTS impossible

[gloomy peak]

that's all I can say

hf

[tawdry yoke]

or he is just a gambling freak

[pale edge]

No, cause you can learn as you play

[tawdry yoke]

hey anne

[pale edge]

Its not that hard, you can figure out what things do from the context of score

Or just read

[tawdry yoke]

how do these people get like same type of card basically mostly kings like a lot abt more than a 100 and just get high scores like High scores

[gloomy peak]

don't bother with that right now

[tawdry yoke]

why r u alive

[pale edge]

Tarot cards.

[vale fog]

time to brag that I won on my 2nd run after tutorial

[pale edge]

To cause misery and suffering, and also draw cats

[vale fog]

I am the edge case just so you know

[gloomy peak]

i think i won after like half a day of playing balatro on the switch

[tawdry yoke]

I animate and draw so I can basically draw and animate anything I wnt

[pale edge]

Cool, you any good?

(Im not)

[gloomy peak]

but also i scoured the wiki while playing sooo

[tawdry yoke]

yes people I school pay me to animate

🤷

[pale edge]

Oooh, fancy

[tawdry yoke]

wiki?

[gloomy peak]

https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Balatro

[pale edge]

I love balala <3

[sonic field]

winning with half joker is a bigger flex

[pale edge]

Not really, half joker is kind of decent at times

[gloomy peak]

half joker is less bad than people make it to be

[brisk zinc]

i won my first purple stake with half joker

[fiery yew]

what do i do now

anyone got any tips

[sonic field]

still a bigger flex

[pale edge]

Die, bassically. The mattresses effect puts your jimbos to sleep

[sonic field]

play the 2 jacks

[gloomy peak]

discard the ❤️ queen, the ❤️ jack, the 7 and the 5

inshallah you will hit a flush

[fiery yew]

it worked

[mystic nymph]

[fiery yew]

i beat the boss blind

[gloomy peak]

gg

[pale edge]

NO WAY

[gloomy peak]

you won jim balatro

[pale edge]

Ggs

John balatro himself is clapping

[gloomy peak]

jimothy balatro

[pale edge]

Jonah j balatro

[halcyon wagon]

https://www.roblox.com/games/91944046544669/EPILEPTIC-SEIZURE-SIMULATOR

[pale edge]

Whar??

[halcyon wagon]

just try it man

do it

[edgy heath]

i showed this to my epileptic brother

and told him it was a joke name

no one escapes me after eating my donuts

[bold holly]

yoo we can create a cult for balatro with sacrifices and incest to give to the world more balatro lovers

[edgy heath]

hell yeah

[bold holly]

[edgy heath]

hell yeah

[neon olive]

dude cards that dont help in scoring just steal all my negative tags 😭

[edgy heath]

mfw i have but the boss blind is

[edgy heath]

this is so real lmfao

[bold holly]

f

get chicot or fighter

[edgy heath]

happened to me a few days ago

had a run w bp photochad snb and para

[bold holly]

nooo

[edgy heath]

the seventh boss was plant

the fucning seventh ante one too

[edgy heath]

almost killed myself after that fumble bro💔🥀

[neon olive]

literally lost because of them 💔

[bold holly]

today i lost a match that i had para, smiley, the joker that reactivate the figures, and neg cavendish

and i lost cuz the game dont give me

the good cards...

[edgy heath]

draw luck being trash is what killed so mamy of my good runs bro

literally died to ante 3 big blind yesterday cuz i didnt get a single face card

had a snb w smiley and para too😭😭

[edgy heath]

but sometimes it helps yk i once pulled a neg snb from a tag

[neon olive]

this time it didnt 😭

[weary horizon]

would red seal in french be rouge fuck

[slim junco]

I’ll have a negative tag please

[edgy heath]

seal is called fuck?

[unborn swan]

I be taking naps

Yooo wtf

[edgy heath]

"sir would you like a negative tag?"
waiter watches in horror as i take the tag and it multiplies ten fold

[unborn swan]

Who planted me

[nova shore]

[unborn swan]

[edgy heath]

[left glade]

i love balatro

[edgy heath]

we love balala🔥🔥

[unborn swan]

Constellation

[edgy heath]

watch yourself getting jimbo three times the next run

[unborn swan]

Where's third triboulet

[tawdry yoke]

I don't get it

[edgy heath]

i curse you w plant

[bold holly]

seed

[edgy heath]

hey man take it to the dms not in public

[bold holly]

e

[edgy heath]

f

g

h

i

j

k

l

m

n

o

p

l

[nova shore]

e

[edgy heath]

a

n

[left glade]

when I lose I send

[edgy heath]

t

[nova shore]

dude

sopoit

[edgy heath]

[tawdry yoke]

WHT to do?

[edgy heath]

meow meow

[tawdry yoke]

me new 👉👈

[edgy heath]

pray

[tawdry yoke]

.

[edgy heath]

actually now ait

[tawdry yoke]

whts best thing to do

[edgy heath]

try and get a straight

[tawdry yoke]

high cards or low

[edgy heath]

then turn it into a club straight flush

[edgy heath]

try and get a q and a 10

[tawdry yoke]

turn wht to a club

[left glade]

I think I'm going to destroy the game

[edgy heath]

the cards which formed the straight

[edgy heath]

good god.

[tawdry yoke]

so make them clubs?

[edgy heath]

ye

[tawdry yoke]

WHT if they not clubs

cuz I cnt find

ye couldnt find

but I won tho

should I get madness the joker guy?

[orchid raft]

what is this start

[weary horizon]

phoque

[edgy heath]

lmfaoo😭😭

[edgy heath]

goated

[edgy heath]

hey man wanna seal

[tawdry yoke]

?

[weary horizon]

😨

[tawdry yoke]

might as well I seal u up

in a cage

[edgy heath]

W

[edgy heath]

what stake are you on

[edgy heath]

😨

[tawdry yoke]

stake?

WHY DO I GOT 2 HANDS TF

[edgy heath]

troubador

it takes away a hand

[edgy heath]

its the chip colour on the score counter

[tawdry yoke]

then I remove tht card?

[edgy heath]

dont take madness btw

[tawdry yoke]

do I remove the troubadour

sell

[edgy heath]

try and get a scoring joker first cuz troubador has foil and is also giving you more cards

get a scoring joker then maybe remove troubador

[tawdry yoke]

scoring like who

like has xmult?

is tht wht scoring means?

[edgy heath]

scoring as in like it gives you +mult or ×mult

[edgy heath]

not now

[neon olive]

dude balatro blesses me and i fumble it all

[pale haven]

I'm goat

[edgy heath]

buy dagger and kill them all

[tawdry yoke]

I don't understand

[edgy heath]

THIS IS SO REAL DUDE

[tawdry yoke]

😭

[edgy heath]

I GOT TWO BLUEPRINTS ONCE

[neon olive]

oh its gonna be ceremonial

[edgy heath]

AND DIED TO THE FUCKING NEEDLE

[pale haven]

What don't you understand?

[edgy heath]

truly sacrificial

[edgy heath]

btw copy trib if you have more of kings and queens

[tawdry yoke]

I'm new icl I don't understand nothing but to get x mult jokers or + mult and I only know poker hands

[tawdry yoke]

and idk any of these cards

[neon olive]

i fumbled 3 polychrome and very good two pair stuff to that boss blind where you can only play 1 hand type

[pale haven]

It's just that I got trib like in the ante 10 and I'm just playing one card

[edgy heath]

oof dayum

[edgy heath]

what were your jimbos

[pale haven]

Ohh

[edgy heath]

what hand are you playing the most

[tawdry yoke]

WHT to buy and WHT to sell

[tawdry yoke]

hm two pair and straights atm

[edgy heath]

take the devious joker

the right one

its good for straights

[orchid raft]

pareidolia first round, should I?

[tawdry yoke]

the purple one?

[edgy heath]

no the other one

[tawdry yoke]

and sometimes full house

do I sell any cards?

[edgy heath]

nah

[tawdry yoke]

THTS all I should buy!

[edgy heath]

yesh

[tawdry yoke]

wnna talk in dms and help me out till I win 😠

or I seal you up

[lavish marsh]

Is it worth to go to 0.5x speed so I can micro brainstorm

[tawdry yoke]

wdym

[edgy heath]

oh god

[tawdry yoke]

tf is micro brain storm 🙏

[glad oriole]

there’s no micro to do here

[edgy heath]

whats the point😭

[glad oriole]

so

no

[lavish marsh]

Switch what’s it’s targeting mid hand to get the most use

[glad oriole]

that wont work here

[warped sphinx]

thank you chigoat

[glad oriole]

it only works during different phases of the game

not during the same

[lavish marsh]

Oh

Ok

[glad oriole]

jus copy droll

[edgy heath]

chigoat saves the day once again

[warped sphinx]

i have reroll voucher but thats besides the point

[glad oriole]

thats what he does

hes jus built like that

[bold holly]

seed

[warped sphinx]

bro please stop giving me invisible jokers i have passed on like 4 already

[warped sphinx]

idk

[bold holly]

giiiii ve

ne

[warped sphinx]

i dont know unc

[edgy heath]

he jus built different💪

[warped sphinx]

sybau

[neon olive]

i had a vagabond, spare trousers, polych clever joker, polych baron and polych burnt joker 💔

[glad oriole]

you should get a second chicot, would be pretty funny

[edgy heath]

POLY BARON TOO?!?!?!

damn bro💔🥀

[edgy heath]

to do the manacle glitch

[glad oriole]

baron sucks smh

[tawdry yoke]

there's glitches in game to 😠

[edgy heath]

obviously

[pale haven]

What should I do?

I only have 13 cards in the deck

[edgy heath]

maybe sell the other chad

[warped sphinx]

bro thought he did something

[pale haven]

The guy came to humiliate my run

[warped sphinx]

talking about retcon

[pale haven]

You don't have to explain yourself hahaha

Just kidding

[warped sphinx]

sliming u

[pale haven]

Bro I lost haha, but I had fun

[edgy heath]

thats it.

plants your run

[pale haven]

U3IFTAK6

[left glade]

I Hate the plant

[pale haven]

That's the seed

[edgy heath]

[edgy heath]

tysm dawg

[left glade]

i hate the plant 😭

[pale haven]

Maybe someone can play my run better

[warped sphinx]

can u come back negative pls

[left glade]

P3B28LNX

[pale haven]

That's for crying

[edgy heath]

how about you accidentally sell your chicot

[warped sphinx]

sybau

[edgy heath]

and get

[pale haven]

I played it on ghost deck

[edgy heath]

no

sybau unc

[warped sphinx]

dont talk down to chigoat

[serene oracle]

Hi

[edgy heath]

sorry unc

[edgy heath]

[pale haven]

Hi

[serene oracle]

[edgy heath]

wsg

brother WHAT is that username

what are you 5😭🙏🏻

[stray dirge]

Just got the official balatro card deck

[left glade]

i love flush

[tawdry yoke]

WHT u gnna do with it gng 🙏

[stray dirge]

Play the game spades with them

[tawdry yoke]

what's tht

[tawdry yoke]

and where ya get em 😠

[stray dirge]

Fangamer.com

[edgy heath]

dawg got a blueprint ante 1 buffon pack no way

[stray dirge]

lol

[edgy heath]

are you perhaps ?

[stray dirge]

Ofc I am

[edgy heath]

well then get ready to be

[stray dirge]

Oh noooooo

[humble grotto]

gays im stronger than everyone here

[serene oracle]

This is an alt acount

[edgy heath]

do you play gays in balatro

[edgy heath]

😭

[serene oracle]

And i dont have much creativity

[edgy heath]

holy arms

[sonic field]

same lol

[cursive badger]

balala

[edgy heath]

i also love to flush my toilet

[edgy heath]

balala?

[humble grotto]

yea

[cursive badger]

yes

[edgy heath]

im at 488

[warped sphinx]

im playing glass so i need dna what do i sell

[edgy heath]

sell the three tribs

[sonic field]

i have a problem

[edgy heath]

trust me

[warped sphinx]

i need those for scoring unfortunately

[edgy heath]

its extremely important

[sonic field]

maybe everything?

[edgy heath]

finally someone understands the gambling part of the game

[sonic field]

maybe chicot idfk

[edgy heath]

what teh fuck

[warped sphinx]

curious

[sonic field]

it doesnt look negative

[warped sphinx]

chicot is red bro

it is green in this ss

[sonic field]

mb im colorblind

[warped sphinx]

oh ok

[sonic field]

what can you even sell

[edgy heath]

probably everything

[sonic field]

duh

thats the best move

[edgy heath]

exactly

[sonic field]

dont tell him tho

we dont want too many pros

[edgy heath]

@warped sphinx doesnt understand the true meaning of playing good

[edgy heath]

exactly

gatekeep the pro tips

[warped sphinx]

no im pro

[tawdry yoke]

....

[warped sphinx]

i swear

my main profile is literally named soy pro that means im pro

[sonic field]

how many times have you used the wheel

[edgy heath]

how many times have you lost

[warped sphinx]

i hit my wheels too often so i can never wheel

[sonic field]

not enough

[tawdry yoke]

62 times (jk)

[warped sphinx]

if im not pro then explain this bud

[sonic field]

uhh thats not 0

[edgy heath]

shouldve been 0 man

you dissapointed me💔🥀

[warped sphinx]

sorry unc

[sonic field]

shh

[edgy heath]

try and get a 0 win streak next time

[warped sphinx]

on it

[sonic field]

show us your highest hand

[sonic field]

highest score in 1 hand

i meant

[edgy heath]

wrong answer

[edgy heath]

mines 3

[warped sphinx]

sybau noob

[sonic field]

mine is 5 sorry

[edgy heath]

hey atleast my win streaks zero

[sonic field]

im not good enough

[edgy heath]

oh.💔

[warped sphinx]

sorry its this now actually

[edgy heath]

you dissappointed me man

[sonic field]

atleast my highest round is 1

[warped sphinx]

PP8F5328

[elfin tapir]

this damn space joker goes 3 antes without triggering and then only decides to trigger on a throwaway hand

i love balatro

[sonic field]

fr

[sturdy ember]

would BB card be considered a scaling joker?

[edgy heath]

kinda ig?

[sonic field]

bb is who?

[edgy heath]

cuz its better w more uncommons

[edgy heath]

baseball card

[sonic field]

ohh

i mean yeah?

its purpose is scaling

[haughty current]

Hi, im new, is balatro crossave (i play on xbox bir now i want on my phone)

[orchid raft]

[edgy heath]

yea true

[sturdy ember]

i mean you could technically get a shit ton of uncommons with negatives, but its not as feasible as other cards

[sonic field]

no i dont think so

[sturdy ember]

unfortuneately not

[edgy heath]

i dont think so

[haughty current]

Ok thx

[sonic field]

who do you guys perfer bp or bs

i like how bs looks but bp is more convenient

[left glade]

me too

[sonic field]

cuz of the order of my jokers

[sturdy ember]

where do you check these stats?

[sonic field]

please tell me you use the fool to use more wheels

[sonic field]

pause menu

stats

settings then stats

idk

i forgot

[turbid ermine]

Is an eternal invisible possible?

[left glade]

Every time, and it always fails

[sonic field]

same lol

[left glade]

ankh is the best spectral card

[sturdy ember]

seeeded runs fucked up my spectral stats lol

i have soul as my most played spectral despite only having 1 leg in my collection

[sonic field]

i always get it after i already have a joker combo

[sonic field]

2 69s lol

[left glade]

the bloodstone is good?

[warped sphinx]

i want to do cryptid naneinf do i lowkey sell trib here for mime

[sonic field]

i usally play checkered deck so its good for me

[sonic field]

why not sell photo?

[warped sphinx]

photochad is more fun than phototrib

[sonic field]

show me your deck

[warped sphinx]

also because i just did a trib run i dont want him here

[vernal tartan]

Wow aren’t you forward

[warped sphinx]

ts not a trib setup

[vernal tartan]

[warped sphinx]

im selling trib

[sonic field]

i like to assert dominance early

[left glade]

I always see Fibonacci at the top of tier lists, why is it so good?

[sonic field]

you do you

[sonic field]

idk

[heady mason]

My best run ever

And I missed this, I just bought directors cut to

[sonic field]

ive never played a blind with a legendary on an unseeded run i usually dont get them and if i do i get the worst ones and sell them for a better joker thats in shop

[heady mason]

Good starting joker

[heady mason]

Open more tarot packs

[sonic field]

because they think its a luxury brand from italy

[sonic field]

i open every one i can afford

and that's usually every pack in shop

[heady mason]

Well idk

They are extremely rare

[north locust]

Rumbling

Rumbling

Is Coming rumbling

[left glade]

how to unlock the brainstorm?

[sonic field]

discard a royal flush

which is ace king queen jack 10 of the same suit

play checkered deck to make it easier

you unlock cherckered deck if you win with the black deck

[left glade]

its a good joker?

[sonic field]

if you dont have it

[sonic field]

great joker

[sonic field]

it copies the leftmost joker

top tier joker

[warped robin]

So it copies the joker to the left?

[sonic field]

leftmost so the joker to the left the most

[warped robin]

Ohh

[sonic field]

so the first joker in order

[left glade]

like the blueprinst?

blueprint

[sonic field]

yep

but looks better imo

[edgy heath]

yo

yo?

barren ass chat

[left glade]

i hate highcard decks, it's very boring

[edgy heath]

flush my goat

[arctic robin]

plasma deck is pure autism

[sonic field]

fr

there should be an xmult for chips

just because

[edgy heath]

fr bro itd be so much cooler

[unborn swan]

Uh

[sonic field]

?

[unborn swan]

Yes?

[warped sphinx]

jackin' it

[edgy heath]

?

[sonic field]

wdym "uh"

who are you talking to

[unborn swan]

I mean uh

Nobody in particular

[sonic field]

oh mb

anyways would you rather 4 bp and 1 trib or 2 bp 1 trib 1 sock and buskin

[edgy heath]

2nd one

[sonic field]

but thats lame

[edgy heath]

how about twelve tribs

[sonic field]

i would the first 1 and sell the trib and buy dna

[edgy heath]

with the power of cheating

[sonic field]

and then make a stone deck

[edgy heath]

😭🙏🏻

[sonic field]

and then i will be rock hard

[sonic field]

or negatives

[edgy heath]

not once was i able to predict what you were gonna say next😭

[edgy heath]

boring

how about cheating

[sonic field]

am i the only one getting turned on by gros michel?

[edgy heath]

cavendish🤤

[left glade]

the ghost deck is the best

[edgy heath]

youre not alone btw

[agile crypt]

thats very gros of you micheal

[sonic field]

too cold

[shy dove]

evil joseph joestar

[sonic field]

every time i look at your name i choke

[edgy heath]

negative joseph joestar

[sonic field]

no pause

[shy dove]

interesting you say that, "Ktheunknown."

if that's even your real name.

[sonic field]

copy paste ahh

[atomic mesa]

i think im anaglyph deck pilled now

[tawdry yoke]

wtf does tht mean

[zenith hedge]

should I drop anything for the sock (I have many heart kings)

[orchid raft]

Guys i need gold devil or temperance

[unborn swan]

Ghost deck my beloved.

[vernal tartan]

Ok google who do i perkeo

Normal deck besides 2 lucky 8s

Lv7 pairs

[autumn lynx]

I got the official playing card deck

[tawdry yoke]

stop flexing XD

[cunning rune]

are the cards bigger than a usual deck ?

[autumn lynx]

Not really

They are the same