🎙・server-chat

[vague coyote]

In general for your build yes since its clearly a baron mime but depends on your high card level as well among other things

[unborn swan]

Crazy how Square joker sucks

[nova shore]

what ante are you in?

[cobalt falcon]

I don't like him either

[nova shore]

This is not hate anymore, just envy

[royal gate]

4

[unborn swan]

Square joker wishes he was runner

[nova shore]

yea pick photograft

[nova shore]

runner<<<<<<<<<hiker

[unborn swan]

Bro, blue joker is better than Square joker

[royal gate]

alright thanks yall

[cobalt falcon]

Runner is good but is gets you stuck with straights

[nova shore]

there are like 9 blue jokers

specific

[unborn swan]

Tf u mean

Its called blue joker

[nova shore]

who

[cobalt falcon]

Chips joker

[vague coyote]

I mean the slow scaling is counteracted by the ease of use

[nova shore]

WHO

[unreal aurora]

Shop Tag in Ante 1 hell yeah

[nova shore]

XDDDD

[vague coyote]

Its not a great joker by any means but its still the only chips joker i have a gold sticker compared to orange on the rest

[unborn swan]

I don't think that makes up for it

[nova shore]

who you call blue joker

odd?

[unborn swan]

No

[nova shore]

[unborn swan]

Its literally called blue joker

[nova shore]

[unborn swan]

BLUE JOKER

[nova shore]

share photo

[main mural]

What about the red joker 🤔

[nova shore]

[vague coyote]

Odd todd

[nova shore]

ye

[cobalt falcon]

That's even Steven

[unborn swan]

Runner my favorite chip joker

[vague coyote]

Oh wait i have an odd todd gold sticker too

[nova shore]

oh, 100% bullshit

[unborn swan]

Blue joker > square joker

Idc

[nova shore]

he asked for red

[cobalt falcon]

Same here, but when I do find him I try to keep playing straights for the whole run

[amber marten]

Good morning

[unborn swan]

Same

[nova shore]

naaaaah, how long have you been playing? -2 months?

[zinc lark]

IM HERE HIHIHI

[unborn swan]

Like 250 hours

[cobalt falcon]

If I can I usually hang all the 2s

[unborn swan]

I hang Aces and 2s

[vague coyote]

Ive lost like 4 separate gold stake winning runner runs due to bad rng

[cobalt falcon]

So is easier for me to straight

[trim quartz]

failed ragebait its S tier

[cobalt falcon]

Yup same but 2s first

[nova shore]

skill issue hehe

[unborn swan]

Obelisk saved my ass once

But that's it

Id put it like C tier

Its an emergency joker in my opinion.

[vague coyote]

I blame -1 discard

[nova shore]

then what did you would put in f?

[cobalt falcon]

Runner is very good with shortcut and 4 fingers

[nova shore]

we are not roleplaying this xd

[unborn swan]

Square joker is F. Loyalty card

[trim quartz]

STFU

TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT SQUARE

RAHHHH

RAHHH

RAHH

[unborn swan]

It sucks dude

[nova shore]

someone else come on

[unborn swan]

Cmon

4 chips per hand LMAO

[nova shore]

eh....

you know they stack ?

:^?

[vague coyote]

I fully understand and sympathise with his sentiment, even though ive gold stickered him 3 times over

Square joker never makes me excited to take him

[cobalt falcon]

Even if they stack 4 chips is too low for a 4 cards hand

[nova shore]

nah i dont full support square joker, i just dont understand why so much hate

[vague coyote]

And i dread every hand i play with him

[unborn swan]

Runner takes 1 extra card to work but it gains almost 4 times the amount Square would gain. Square joker is just weak sauce.

[nova shore]

but you can play 4 card in high card with square, you dont need 4 cards to score

[cobalt falcon]

No hate, just find him not useful in many games

[unborn swan]

I know how it works. Still sucks

[nova shore]

photograt with square its a good duo

[vague coyote]

Square is great if you pick up burglar or smth

[unborn swan]

Just get blue joker and gain immediately what you would have Square gain in the whole run

🤣

[vague coyote]

Wait how big is your average square

[nova shore]

same with the 250 chips and -hand size (forgot is name)

[vague coyote]

Its smaller than my runners normally but theyre not that small

[unborn swan]

I don't know, I've taken him like twice and never again.

No more than 100 chips

[vague coyote]

This guy

[unborn swan]

Meanwhile runner at 400

[nova shore]

Yes, but that is favoritism

try a run with square being the main joker

[unborn swan]

Another f tier joker: Seance

[nova shore]

forgot who is that, what him do?

[unborn swan]

Spectral card when you play a straight flush

[vague coyote]

My square is usually like 70% of my runner at equivalent antes but cost less in deckfixing to achieve so i tend to have more investment towards other sources of score

[nova shore]

oh, i will say C, its hard to use but no trash

[unborn swan]

My Square don't work because I'm winning the antes in one hand

Runner still works with that

[vague coyote]

Then play non winning hands to build square

[nova shore]

xd

[vague coyote]

?

[nova shore]

true

[unborn swan]

But money

More important than 4 chips

[vague coyote]

Also get money jokers that go well with hands played like reserve parking or business card

[nova shore]

the money dont have to do with that

[unborn swan]

Yes it does. Hands are money

[nova shore]

.

like to-do list

or money seals

[unborn swan]

It costs you $1 dollar to play a hand essentially

[nova shore]

and?

[unborn swan]

That is not worth 4 chips imo

[nova shore]

The money that your hands give you will never be enough

you always need another form of income

[unborn swan]

It is worth 15 to build a runner though

[nova shore]

wdy

wdym

runner and the hand?

[unborn swan]

Bro. I'm not taking square

STOP

[nova shore]

oh, i dont want you to play square

play hiker

[unborn swan]

Okay

[vague coyote]

Its sometimes worth it to play extra hands for money

[royal gate]

You all were goddamn correct lmao

[zealous mauve]

i haven't ever gotten a mime baron in my time playing 😭

[vague coyote]

Whats the negative? Also fortune teller is next on the chopping block

[zealous mauve]

i have more than half of the decks gold staked too

[cunning rune]

I hate mosquitoes

[vague coyote]

You have to start with a deck that benefits from mime

[royal gate]

lusty joker

[vague coyote]

Then you build loads of gold cards steel cards blue seals and kings

By the time you see baron you should ideally have a winning deck already

[zealous mauve]

mime gameplay is so funny

[vague coyote]

Baron is never the first piece

[zealous mauve]

me when i shoot the moon

[vivid igloo]

.

[vague coyote]

Shoot the moon is great too

Actually one of the best pieces you can get is reserved parking

Reserved parking and mime is free money

I just realised i have 7 decks gold staked and i still havent unlocked hit the road

Well

No great loss

[peak isle]

jesus christ fuck the fish boss

[vague coyote]

Straight player?

[royal gate]

maybe, only if i find something really good, fortune teller reached 60 mult so, idk

[vague coyote]

60 isnt sufficient

[peak isle]

i dont know man, having to pick my cards blind is so fucked

literally cant play hands

[vague coyote]

An x mult joker is worth more than it now and a joker that synergises with you right now is worth more than an x mult

[royal gate]

there is a steel joker with a 3.8 mult in the shop rn

[vague coyote]

If youre going endless itll have to be mult in the mid hundreds to be worth the headache

And even then that would go first

Steel will do for now

[royal gate]

alright

[vague coyote]

But its still the most replaceable in your deck

[royal gate]

yeah, hope i get a blueprint

[vague coyote]

Youre looking for red seals, dna and copy jokers

Or a negative reserved parking

[royal gate]

i do have a reserved parking rn

but it is foil

[vague coyote]

Damm

Your score is vastly larger than the blinds rn right?

Stack gold cards

You can re steel them later but accrued money is worth a lot

[royal gate]

yeah you right

let me see how i can do that quick

[rare merlin]

If only I got blueprints earlier

[plucky palm]

crazy seed for plasma

4E9ZJXR6

round 1 stuntman, u get invis next shop

[grand mural]

i got ankh invis showman invis with stuntman once

[frank sinew]

there any inscryption enjoyers in this chat

This clip was actually two minutes long originally

[static cedar]

hope balatro gets a switch mouse support

[tepid talon]

really bro

[royal gate]

i tought i already had this unlocked and i was just really unlucky when trying to get it

i forgot to unlock it lmao

[alpine olive]

play or skip?

[turbid ermine]

Just bought balatro, is this shop good

[clever narwhal]

WhatsApp

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[clever narwhal]

How did you get spirit feline so fast?

That’s rare

[hard gyro]

Hey green joker @clever narwhal

[clever narwhal]

I’m actually dr WhatsApp

[hard gyro]

What do you do

Do you give 5+ mult per text?

And 10+ for call?

[clever narwhal]

I give a card a WhatsApp seal

[turbid ermine]

Just bought balatro, is this good

[hard gyro]

Bro that Pic ain't yours

[turbid ermine]

It is

[hard gyro]

Because i am sure I seen it alot of times on this server

[modern nova]

Hey that's my pic

[turbid ermine]

From me

[hard gyro]

I saw it like three times before

[nova shore]

nah guys what are you talking about? thats my game

[hard gyro]

Bro posted that Pic over 10+ times

[turbid ermine]

I was the first lol

[turbid ermine]

Yea… it’s a nice flex

[nova shore]

true

[nova shore]

sugoma

[hard gyro]

What if i get a WhatsApp text?

So balatro was infact sponsored by whatsapp

[unborn swan]

Flote memeing

[turbid ermine]

Sup

[nova shore]

mewing? 🤨

[unborn swan]

Oh no

[clever narwhal]

I do have a tarot

[unborn swan]

Not again

[hard gyro]

Yooo ricky

[unborn swan]

God please no

Hey jimbo

[clever narwhal]

WhatsApp family gathering tarot

[hard gyro]

Is that called gayerng?

Oh

Gathering

[nova shore]

uyuyuyuy

[unborn swan]

Mini

[turbid ermine]

The person in your pfp seem familiar, who is it

[unborn swan]

Bryan from breakfast club

[nova shore]

NIHIL!!!!

[unborn swan]

80s movie

[hard gyro]

Damn

[turbid ermine]

Ah, got it

[hard gyro]

There are clubs based on breakfast

Crazy

[turbid ermine]

[unborn swan]

Bro...

[hard gyro]

Wtf is this

That's not me

[unborn swan]

Flote the god memer

And mini the witch

[nova shore]

dah

[hard gyro]

And what am i

[unborn swan]

Jimbo

[nova shore]

im a negromancer

[hard gyro]

The one above all

[hard gyro]

Bro what

[turbid ermine]

I changed every win and loss to a cod quote

[unborn swan]

Yes

[nova shore]

how you say that in english?

necromancer

oh

[unborn swan]

Negromancer sounds like a slur

[nova shore]

its spanish

or nigromante too

[vague coyote]

This is fucked up

[hard gyro]

It's exactly like necromancer but he only summons trouble

[vague coyote]

Doomed yuri

[nova shore]

NOOOOOO XDDDDDD

[turbid ermine]

[unborn swan]

Ight imma head out

[nova shore]

stop

[unborn swan]

[nova shore]

🫷

[turbid ermine]

[unborn swan]

Who be taking golden jimbo

[nova shore]

again?..........

[hard gyro]

Greedy people

Gold diggers

[unborn swan]

I like golden jimbo

[hard gyro]

Me too

[turbid ermine]

Golden joker gotta be one of my favorite Econ jokers

[nova shore]

ticket gold is even better

[unborn swan]

My favorite is rocket

[hard gyro]

Golden ticket crying in the corner

[unborn swan]

Golden ticket some ass

[hard gyro]

Bro what

[unborn swan]

Get that shit outta here

Who be making gold cards

[nova shore]

nah im out

[unborn swan]

[hard gyro]

Me lol

[unborn swan]

If you make gold cards you are no friend of mine

😵

[nova shore]

close enough, welcome back phill cypher

[hard gyro]

I brute forced the plant in that run lol

[turbid ermine]

You know who else—

[unborn swan]

Ghost deck is the goat

[hard gyro]

Zodiac is my fav

Vouchers all the way

[nova shore]

dude stop ranking things 😭

[hard gyro]

Especially overstock

[turbid ermine]

I know plasma got my back!

[unborn swan]

Mini what do you want from me

[turbid ermine]

Guns

[unborn swan]

Plasma some ass

[hard gyro]

Don't have opinions

[turbid ermine]

:(

[unborn swan]

Ok plasma can stay

[hard gyro]

No it can't

[nova shore]

there should be a plant 2
"anything with a face will be disable"

[turbid ermine]

Fuck you cav

[hard gyro]

Yo what is this

[turbid ermine]

Balatro

[hard gyro]

Oh, it's modded

203 discards

[nova shore]

XDDDXDXDXD

[hard gyro]

Bro has more discards than cards

[unborn swan]

New boss blind: all jokers and cards are debuffed. Set money to $0

[turbid ermine]

I try to kill every cav I come across

[nova shore]

already

[hard gyro]

So basically death

[unborn swan]

Yes

[hard gyro]

Only way to survive is mr bones

Oh wait

[unborn swan]

[hard gyro]

No way to survive

[turbid ermine]

You can totally brute force your way through

[nova shore]

luchador

[unborn swan]

New boss blind: destroys every card from deck

[hard gyro]

I am no savage

[nova shore]

THERE IS

[hard gyro]

Armageddon

The Armageddon boss blind

[nova shore]

im talking about mods btw

[unborn swan]

I don't have mods bro

I'm on ps5

[hard gyro]

Has 20% chance to destroyer 20 cards from your deck and 60% chance to destroy a joker after it's defeated

But gives 50$ econ

[nova shore]

He was so vengeful xd

[hard gyro]

Me mobile

[unborn swan]

And mobile too

[hard gyro]

Ngl i don't know how people play this game on console

I get pc

[unborn swan]

Because I like laying on my couch

[hard gyro]

But playing it on a controller feels odd

[unborn swan]

I prefer console

[hard gyro]

Yeah i am looking for that 4k on balatro

True gamer experience

[nova shore]

I prefer to play standing up and with mods, rather than lying down and having it be vanilla.

[turbid ermine]

Y’all, I play balatro in vr

Steam allows you to play games in vr

So I just… play in vr

[nova shore]

the gambling get soo far

[unborn swan]

Flote is chaotic good

[nova shore]

eh?

[turbid ermine]

I like working on custom jokers

This one just happens to have an animated texture

[nova shore]

oh no amazing art, but he just die and

[unborn swan]

New joker idea: gainX 274748e34 mult

[turbid ermine]

Yes, doom guy did die

[nova shore]

why

[turbid ermine]

It represents how many hands you have left

[nova shore]

doom guy will not do that

[turbid ermine]

You lose the run, he dies

Just like real poker, if you lose, they shoot the guy next to you

[hard gyro]

I like chocolate not vanilla

[unborn swan]

Vanilla sucks

[nova shore]

how many layers it have?

[hard gyro]

Yeah

Vanilla is white

[turbid ermine]

Like 5 layers

[nova shore]

what if i have 10^19e300 hands?

just will be layer 1?

[turbid ermine]

Layer 0 would be no hands, layer 5 and above is max health sprite

[nova shore]

oh

its a cool idea ngl

i never see a joker like this before
-# i think

[turbid ermine]

I have a idea, but I think I need to learn how to make API calls

[hard gyro]

Balatro?

Balatr!

[nova shore]

just dial his number

[turbid ermine]

I gotta teach API to take and receive calls

[hard gyro]

Is localthunk thunking?

[nova shore]

xd

[unborn swan]

Remove perishable jokers !!

[nova shore]

why

[unborn swan]

Shit sucks

[nova shore]

dont play that stake

[unborn swan]

But i want rentals

[nova shore]

thats easy

[nova shore]

i love the idea of chosing with what debuff you want to play

[turbid ermine]

Balatro making me so insane it got me like

[nova shore]

but you cant change that, not even mods

[unborn swan]

Why is it making you insane

[nova shore]

thx for the flashbang

[turbid ermine]

Black deck, gold stake

[turbid ermine]

Np :3

[unborn swan]

Have you beat painted on gold

[turbid ermine]

No

I’m going in order

[unborn swan]

Which have u beaten on gold

[unborn swan]

Oh

[turbid ermine]

JACK, NO

[nova shore]

well chat, im going to sleep

At this time the devil appears, and I don't feel like hacking at him.

gn

[hard gyro]

Bye mini guy

[nova shore]

well its not mini, but thanks

[hard gyro]

It's ok little guy I used to have big guy syndrome when I was your size

[nova shore]

eh?

[hard gyro]

When I was a kid

[nova shore]

eh?

[hard gyro]

But it's ok to be mini

[nova shore]

I'm quite tall for where I live

[hard gyro]

Cute little mini guy

[nova shore]

but this name is from when i was a kid

[hard gyro]

Ohhhhh

Cute mini

[vague zephyr]

hello

[nova shore]

i have it for almost 13 years

[hard gyro]

Could crash you with my thumb

[hard gyro]

Hello

[vague zephyr]

hi

[hard gyro]

Watch out for the little guy you might step on him

[nova shore]

oh no.....

@unborn swan

[vague zephyr]

i just recently downloaded balatro, im honestly tryna understand this more dawg its a lil confusing

😭

[hard gyro]

You will get it through trial and error

[vague zephyr]

i dont understand tarots

[hard gyro]

It took me about 2 days to understand it

[hard gyro]

Tarots do alot of stuff they either modify your cards or they increase your econ etc...

Each card has a description

[vague zephyr]

well i can use SOME but the ones i want to use i never can ever

like i can buy it but i cant use it

[hard gyro]

What card you can't use

[vague zephyr]

besides that i understand pretty well

[nova shore]

explain deckfixing to him

[vague zephyr]

i had the empress and i couldnt use it

[hard gyro]

Click on two cards in your hand

[vague zephyr]

oh wait

[hard gyro]

And then hold your tarot and use it

[vague zephyr]

omg im so dumb it makes sense now thank you so much bro ily😭

[hard gyro]

No problem

[unborn swan]

Who's up

[hard gyro]

Me

[vague zephyr]

balatro is just common sense

[nova shore]

square joker come up

[hard gyro]

Yep

[unborn swan]

Mfer Square joker in chat

Tf

[vague zephyr]

what

[unborn swan]

Who invited square

[vague zephyr]

me?

[hard gyro]

Yeah he isn't even square

[vague zephyr]

😭

i saw him and ss him bc he’s lowkey chill asl

[hard gyro]

Square joker is the joker in your pfp

[unborn swan]

We ain't fans of Square around here Lil bro

[vague zephyr]

yes indeed

[nova shore]

chill out, he is learning xd

[vague zephyr]

aw damn

[nova shore]

XDDDDDDDD

[vague zephyr]

i fw this guy💔

[hard gyro]

Bye...

[upper elm]

holy crap i finally made it to gold stake on black deck

my hatred for this stupid deck

is unending

[vague zephyr]

i hate black deck

[unborn swan]

Square joker came into chat after I was talking shit about him god damn

[nova shore]

nah everyone here will help you to play balatro, ask anything

[vague zephyr]

thank you

unlike op ricky

😾

[unborn swan]

I'll help

[vague zephyr]

thanks vro

[merry swan]

square joker is kinda ass but it’s ok we forgive you

[vague zephyr]

he is horrible but he’s funny looking

[unborn swan]

Its not kinda ass. It is ass

[vague zephyr]

i’ll change it once i find another joker i think is fun

[unborn swan]

Baseball card.

Plus better art.

[nova shore]

vagabond for shure

[vague zephyr]

what is that

[nova shore]

a vagabond

[unborn swan]

Or runner if you wanna stick to chips.

[vague zephyr]

i agree i love baseball but it’s bad imo

[unborn swan]

Tf

[vague zephyr]

idk what that is

[unborn swan]

Mfer choosing Square over baseball

[vague zephyr]

nah never

[unborn swan]

[nova shore]

eh, no house person

[vague zephyr]

what

[unborn swan]

He means what does the joker do

Mini

[nova shore]

housen't

[unborn swan]

[nova shore]

oh

[vague zephyr]

i love the egg card

[nova shore]

it will leave you without a house

[vague zephyr]

oh no

[merry swan]

vagabond gives you a tarot for every hand played if u have under 4 dollars

[vague zephyr]

ohhh

[merry swan]

it’s pretty busted

[nova shore]

wait what is your name???? 😭

[merry swan]

not once every round once every hand

[vague zephyr]

i dont mess with tarots bc i didnt understand them for a long time until jimbo explained ngl

[merry swan]

pardon me

[vague zephyr]

but now i understand i think i’ll do better than this

[unborn swan]

@merry swan what are some F tier jokers

[merry swan]

if u wanna win ur gonna have to use tarot cards

[nova shore]

thats the randomest name i see in a while

[upper elm]

all jokers are busted when used right

[vague zephyr]

i know

[unborn swan]

@upper elm golden joker

[vague zephyr]

i love gambling

[nova shore]

joker?

[merry swan]

red card

[upper elm]

golden joker pays for itself in 2 rounds

so does joker

[unborn swan]

L take

Tf

Red card my baby

[nova shore]

gwt out of this house

[unborn swan]

Bro...

Mfers praising Square and shitting on red card

[nova shore]

who escales that???

[merry swan]

wait whats that one joker

the one with a castle on it

[unborn swan]

Castle

[merry swan]

i don’t like that one

[unborn swan]

Why

[nova shore]

why

[merry swan]

it’s annoying

and not worth chips

[unborn swan]

I don't like green joker

[nova shore]

better than obelisk

[merry swan]

wait i know the worst joker

[unborn swan]

Or brown joker

[merry swan]

it’s regular joker

it doesn’t scale and it’s uselesss late game

[upper elm]

ive got NO clue

[unborn swan]

Yorick

[upper elm]

hes getting jumped by green and burglar

[nova shore]

i forgot who is that

[unborn swan]

Joker

[merry swan]

bruh what

joker

[nova shore]

oh joker?

[unborn swan]

Joker

[merry swan]

WHr

wrong gif sigh

[nova shore]

unfortunatly, you can win with that

[merry swan]

can i not post gifs here

[unborn swan]

Flower pot

[nova shore]

wild cards

[merry swan]

flower pot does suck bro

[unborn swan]

Still sucks

[nova shore]

blurred joker

blurred?

[unborn swan]

Smeared joker is alright

[nova shore]

ah

[merry swan]

wild cards means u can’t put any other things on em

[unborn swan]

Matador

Satellite sucks

[merry swan]

chxll

nah u right

[unborn swan]

Its like max $8 ain't it

[nova shore]

what

[merry swan]

matador might be worst joker as of right now

[unborn swan]

It is

Loyalty card ass

FF tier

[merry swan]

ricky why do you have one playlist

[unborn swan]

?

Of

[merry swan]

on spotify

u only have one

or one public i suppose

[unborn swan]

I don't really use playlists

[merry swan]

strange

[unborn swan]

I just follow the artist

And listen to their albums or songs

[merry swan]

i do that a lot too but

it’s nice to have playlists

[unborn swan]

Balatro playlist

[merry swan]

bros a velvet underground fan 🧠

[unborn swan]

Hell yeah just recently heard all their albums again

[merry swan]

i’ve been listening to umm

lots of jazz and lots of rap

[vague zephyr]

how do i get notifications

nothing is going through😭

[unborn swan]

Square joker in the chat

[vague zephyr]

and it says the server is too big to get notifications

yo wsp

[unborn swan]

Um check discord settings

Server settings

[vague zephyr]

i did

[merry swan]

why are you trying to get notifs on every message lol

[vague zephyr]

said it was too big for notifications

[merry swan]

ull wake up to over 1000

[vague zephyr]

because i havent gotten notifications for anything for a while and idk how to fix it

[merry swan]

oh

[unborn swan]

Bro it ain't worth it

[merry swan]

what are u on

true discord sucks

[vague zephyr]

my phone

[unborn swan]

Mfer gonna wake up to a million shitty memes

[merry swan]

i should be getting to bed

nice talking to yall

[unborn swan]

Goodnight

[vague zephyr]

wouldnt be the first time

goodnight vro

im going back to gambling

i’ll be back later

cya

are you kidding me

ah yes

[hard gyro]

What's the right move?

Btw ik getting eternal discard joker and riff raff isn't the smartest but i had to

[slim junco]

He doesnt want to miss out on these

[hard gyro]

It's because of paradolia

"all cards are considered face cards"

[vague zephyr]

i know that but i cant do anything

[hard gyro]

Why bro

Like why

Ok this is ridiculous

Two natty poly in shop in ante 1

What is this seed

Unfortunately I have nothing good to copy

But i will get it anyway just in case

I died

[slim junco]

lmao

[dire dagger]

[hard gyro]

I dropped the seed in the seeds I want to see how far someone can go with this seed #1156061354076155944

It must be played on yellow deck due to the first poly astronomer tho

[wary hollow]

balatro

[frank sigil]

Why is it red

[hard gyro]

Because

It's balatro

[hard gyro]

Are you playing on phone?

[nova shore]

yes

[hard gyro]

Hey little guy

What woke you up

[nova shore]

cat

[hard gyro]

Cool

[dreamy moat]

mb i will switch it back

[hard gyro]

Balatro?

Or balatrez

Which is better

[hard gyro]

I would fall

Not my problem

[vague zephyr]

hello

im about to run that seed you posted

[hard gyro]

Cool

[nova shore]

hi,what brings you back?

[vague zephyr]

probably wont get far but

[vague zephyr]

balatro😼

funny gambling

[frank sigil]

Yes…

[hard gyro]

Telekinesis

[quasi cedar]

Balalala

[vague zephyr]

didnt you go to bed…

too long without balatro i see

[nova shore]

true

[frank sigil]

No but seriously why is the back of the card red

[hard gyro]

Because

It's giving you a hint

[vague zephyr]

i knew it (real)

[nova shore]

should be because you create that with a judgement

[frank sigil]

Oh ok

[nova shore]

or, jokers with special size

[frank sigil]

I think that card was a hanging chad

[hard gyro]

Wait really?

[nova shore]

like wee, squared or half joker

[frank sigil]

With photo

[hard gyro]

Yeah photograph is small

But jimbo is sexy

[quasi cedar]

Photographer Chadwick

[nova shore]

photo too, its like 69x69
-# i will kill the one that says funny number

[hard gyro]

I am hearing you out

[vocal cipher]

real..

[quasi cedar]

Did u make that?

[vague zephyr]

guys guys guys

[frank sigil]

No

[vague zephyr]

help

[frank sigil]

It’s some massage thing

[nova shore]

otro balatrero

[vocal cipher]

I only tell you that if you speak in Spanish, you will get banned.

[quasi cedar]

Spanish and vanish

[nova shore]

true

[nova shore]

yea i know

[vocal cipher]

ok

i love balatro

[vague zephyr]

real

i am balatro

[vocal cipher]

no!

i am balatro

[vague zephyr]

we are balatro

[nova shore]

oh i have that video

[vocal cipher]

balatro

[vague zephyr]

balatro

[hard gyro]

What's this

[nova shore]

this will never die

[cobalt falcon]

For example here I pivot into high card quite easily

[vast dust]

Thragg lore

[fallow briar]

joekr

[nova shore]

why

[steel fiber]

buru nyaaaa

[slim junco]

Thats cute

[signal prawn]

i have just won the damn lottery

[hard gyro]

I really need to unlock merry Andy and wee

Should i use anaglyph?

Even though I don't like it

[timid cedar]

Anaglyph does like skipping a lot, but a deck with more power (plasma) would probably be a better option, the white stake requirements aren't that high so amassing chips shouldn't be too difficult)

[hard gyro]

🙂

Photochad boosts my mental state

Photochad is love

Photochad is good

[slim junco]

Photochad is the only build you need to gold stake

Then you play white stake

And actually try another synergy

[hard gyro]

I died

[slim junco]

.....that ends up being photochad again

[ocean wolf]

Photochad but with smiley face

[tawdry yoke]

hi

do yall know any strategy games on android 🙏🙏THAT R ACTUALLY GOOD?

[olive ferry]

blatro

[lavish stratus]

idol for sock?

[tawdry yoke]

any other

...

[olive ferry]

yes

[hard gyro]

🍑

They don't call it the grabber for no reason

[tawdry yoke]

I think this my hand

[hard gyro]

You can't escape jimbo's world

[worn kayak]

i may have won balatro

[worn radish]

Ante -61

[worn kayak]

it went over to zero

i think

[hard gyro]

Because it's a card it doesn't have legs smh

[worn radish]

One time I had a hand take 2 hours irl time to complete

[hard gyro]

No ass

[nova shore]

uhhhhhhh

[worn kayak]

yueah

[hard gyro]

Hey little man

I understand

[nova shore]

xd

[hard gyro]

You know i am not a dummy asking such a question like this

[worn kayak]

basically

im jus

goated

[hard gyro]

Who are you

[nova shore]

you know youre arguing with the bot of the sv?

[worn kayak]

the guy who broke cryptid

and talisman

[hard gyro]

What's sv?

[nova shore]

schizophrenia is strong

[hard gyro]

I feel insulted but I don't understand

[nova shore]

hes not a person

JJAJAJAJJA

[hard gyro]

No way

Really?

[nova shore]

?

aw hell no, im out

bye

[hard gyro]

Bro just wants to be molested

Wtf

<@&1133519078540185692>

Yoo

[digital tusk]

😭 can we behaviee

[hard gyro]

Ban them both bruh

They were about to throw a diddy party here

[hasty phoenix]

🔫

That was a cess pool

[hard gyro]

Thank you coding man

[hasty phoenix]

Just doing my duty

[digital tusk]

❤️

[hard gyro]

What does 1 + 0 =?

[hasty phoenix]

Shot like 5 people today

[hard gyro]

Why

I am calling 911

[hasty phoenix]

Misbehaving

Don't check the basement

[hasty phoenix]

"In minecraft"

[hard gyro]

Oh

Ok

Gtg bye

[lavish stratus]

if you were in this situation would you use the wraith or sell it

[hard gyro]

Use wraith and sell hex and get photo

Oh sorry

[lavish stratus]

yeah

[hard gyro]

I meant sell hex and get photo and then use wraith

You already have spectrals showing up in shop

So you may get hex later

[lavish stratus]

true

w

thank you jimbo

[hard gyro]

You are welcome bro

[dull valve]

i couldnt even sell matador

[lavish stratus]

this is kind of a cool seed start

[dull valve]

cuz if i did i wouldnt get a stickr

bruh

[hard gyro]

Gold stake sounds like a pain in the ass

I am still stuck at blue

[lavish stratus]

it hit ballot

[hard gyro]

That's cool

You have four retriggers

You may get blueprint or brainstorm next shop who knows

[lofty agate]

GUYS HELP

[hard gyro]

What hand are you going for

[lofty agate]

flush (lvl 5)

[lavish stratus]

na hes dead

[lofty agate]

true

[hard gyro]

Use the king and hope for the best

[lofty agate]

🙏

okay

[lavish stratus]

i got baron in a pack wild

[lofty agate]

A

[hard gyro]

Well it happens

Crimson heart and verdant leaf fucking suck

[rich halo]

hello balala chat

[lofty agate]

trueee

[lofty agate]

potato

[rich halo]

tomato

+30 Mult

[torpid burrow]

Best early run of Balatro I’ve ever had, ended with a high score. I’ll get NAN INF someday.

Think my only issue was not having any glass, forgot to turn my vu’d kings into glass! It’s like everything lined up, trib on first skipped arcana, then got mimic joker, then got invisible, then used jugdgement and got face cards hit again. 🥹

[patent flame]

Noob

[reef escarp]

are we gonna balatro it real good today?

[viscid bridge]

Thinking about getting Balatro on mobile

Hmmmmmm

[coral bramble]

how dare you doubt balatro

[viscid bridge]

True

How dare I

Mods, set me ablaze/j

[past cairn]

Speaking of which, I didn’t see anything in the FAQ about this, are there any announced plans to add cross-progression? Would def but this game again

[desert tusk]

Wassup

I won my first run 🔥🔥

Brought tears to me eye

[arctic wave]

Dunno if I can share but won my first 😄

[delicate frigate]

Pass me mods

im worry

[arctic wave]

Thnx lol

[heavy valley]

YALL I need help balatro just crushes between 10 - 15 sec from when i open the game i have no idea why

[keen willow]

I love you balala

[stable canopy]

Will balatro ever support cross progression? (My mobile progress is so much farther than on console and I would love to sync my progress one day)

[plucky palm]

can someone make an app where they have study notes on a roffle or doc's vids

adhd

[tame scroll]

Do I win?

[orchid raft]

this game is still "new", and the mobile version has some issues/ bugs with progression.. But it could be, possibly in 2 o 3 years

[obtuse flint]

I dont know why the fuck are you asking me

[orchid raft]

[tame scroll]

I'm 200k points short with one hand left

[tame scroll]

I was so close to my second win lol

[orchid raft]

Its fine, next time you´ll win

[tame scroll]

Probably not lol

I ended with 301 dollars tho

[clear crest]

Why didnt you try copying boots btw

[tame scroll]

That's a good question

I was trying to get more money I guess

[orchid raft]

i just saw that

my jaw just dropped

[clear crest]

The greed blinded you
Unfortunate

[tame scroll]

Didn't cross my mind

[tame scroll]

Yes

[orchid raft]

greedy joker

[tame scroll]

I unlocked the voucher from maxing out my interest rate for how ever many turns in a row

[tame scroll]

Yes

[stable canopy]

Worth

[honest vigil]

who is a good youtuber for beginners that have full runs uploads with commentary

[tame scroll]

I got blueprint pretty early I was still around $50 and decided to copy the money with the logic of "if I copy the give me money one then the one that needs money will have more"

[orchid raft]

In that case I recommend going straight with a Multiplicative Mult joker, because flat numbers aren´t that good in the late game

[tame scroll]

Wdym

[heavy valley]

can no one help me?

[orchid raft]

It’s better to look for Multiplicative Mult Jokers, because they provide better scoring at the end of the round. So, if you have fixed numbers (high mult + chips) but don’t have any Multiplicative Mult Jokers or cards with effects, you’ll have a very difficult late game
A good example would be the Baron

[orchid raft]

where do you play it?

[heavy valley]

steam technicly

[turbid ermine]

Modded?

[heavy valley]

nope

[turbid ermine]

Technically?

[tame scroll]

The baron is the 2x mult for each king right

[orchid raft]

yep

[tame scroll]

Alr I'll keep that in mind next time

[tame scroll]

He probably means he plays on computer or something through steam

[wary hollow]

baltor

[heavy valley]

i had bought the game on a steam account that i lost acces to so i thought it would be fair to pirate it

[tame scroll]

Blato

[tame scroll]

🫩

[turbid ermine]

I ain’t helping a pirate

Call me the British navy because I don’t like pirates

[tame scroll]

Real

One piece refrance?

[turbid ermine]

No

History Refrence

[tame scroll]

Figured but the one piece is everywhere

🤑

[orchid raft]

piracy´s kinda inconsistent, Since its not really a common issue.. you´re like in your own rn

[heavy valley]

well fuck me dude

[turbid ermine]

No thanks

[heavy valley]

bru

[orchid raft]

what happened with your steam account?

[heavy valley]

fregor password (thx a.d.d) and lost acces to email

[hard gyro]

Before buying the game I was pirate but my save got corrupted when I downloaded the new update so I saved up money and bought it from Google play a week ago and I am at a good progress

[orchid raft]

thats sad

[heavy valley]

good for you

[hard gyro]

Just saying pirated version could fuck up your save

[orchid raft]

thats true tho

[heavy valley]

ye but i rather losing dat save then spending more money im kinda broke

[simple magnet]

extracredit is fun

[heavy valley]

will yall tell me if you reconize the issue

[orchid raft]

[lethal iris]

debt

would be funny if negative mult did exist

[royal gate]

What if green joker multiplier can reach negative numbers, reducing your final multiplier instead of giving nothing when you do to much discards, and also reduces -2 mult instead of -1
I think this would be a good balance change, hopefully they take my suggestion and implement it

[desert tusk]

Goat flush build

[slim junco]

Stencil should give x0

If you have no joker slots

[desert tusk]

What do u do after u beat your first run

[royal gate]

Do it again

[desert tusk]

Say no more

[shrewd python]

[astral cave]

someone coach me gold stake !!!

[daring dagger]

Then it would be X1 if you have 1 joker slot which is useless

[cloud inlet]

Balala

[rose forum]

its a decent synergy

nothing crazy tho

[patent flame]

Ya but i would have no power if the first shop has all rentals

[real sparrow]

Spend 15 minutes per ante. Think about every possible multiverse and what you would do in any situation

[patent flame]

Think about strategies

And think about is this joker good for the build

[astral cave]

every time i think about startegies it ends horribly by ante 6

[patent flame]

Also. If a joker makes ur build better

But is perishable

Don't take it unless it's the final 5 rounds of the run

[astral cave]

i request 1 on 1 coaching (unpaid) (free labor)

🙏

[patent flame]

It's just gold stake run... I wouldn't care if i don't get paid lol

[astral cave]

is there like a vc here where i can screenshare and like

yk

[rancid patio]

rs until you get the soul

[astral cave]

will quit playing b4 i drop that

[pastel hornet]

Chat when are we going to get a Melvin joker

[rancid patio]

wdym?

[pastel hornet]

[rancid patio]

umm ok

[frank sigil]

Those are some of the most terrible negatives I could have gotten…

Got 3 negative tags btw

[rose forum]

the builds coming together wth

[rancid patio]

take or skip

[frank sigil]

1000% take

[versed cove]

Take (the hallucination)

[rose forum]

lol

[rancid patio]

what would we get?

[pastel hornet]

5000% tv filter

[rancid patio]

as you want

[pastel hornet]

ITS A STICKER?!?!

[rancid patio]

lol its dead chat

[jolly talon]

I finally beat the damn game with the zodiac deck

[frank sigil]

Deltarune goes hard

But wrong game

[orchid raft]

What even is this number dawg 😭

[sturdy ember]

1.6' billion

[thorny niche]

who suggested this

[thorny niche]

1.641 billion

nice photochad btw