🎙・server-chat

[wraith wharf]

Look at my deck now

Sold brainstorm, bait

Blueprint is better

Oh hey I found a baron!

Oh no

My finger

[split hare]

yeah but i like more the design of brainstorm

[wraith wharf]

My finger is slipping

AHHHH

I sold it

[split hare]

.

😭

[desert peak]

Are you actually fooling around or being fr

[wraith wharf]

Ive had enough baron runs already

Enough of this buffoonery

[hazy field]

who you fooling

[wraith wharf]

Also I picked the hand voucher but I have dusk 😭

[split hare]

this man

[wraith wharf]

Funny thing

This happend like 3 antes ago

[desert peak]

Out of all seriousness, should we try to get a challenge run with eternal Chicot to copy?

[wraith wharf]

And when I sold the baron I got IMMEDIATE score increase

I was not expecting it at all

[hazy field]

negates the blind instant win

[desert peak]

I get what you mean, but how low can the wall go while still being a wall?

[hazy field]

a bunker

you have to dig it

[main anchor]

Not too bad for an ante 8 lucky cat pick up just wish I came across any hand size vouchers

[hazy field]

every played hand is 100$

not everything in life is free

[random grove]

FUCK the plant

[timid cloak]

HAHAAHHAA

[scarlet fox]

las voces

estan ganando

[hazy field]

ya ganaron

[visual monolith]

Balatraso

[nova shore]

xd

[warped sphinx]

sorry

[odd belfry]

Lmao

[warped sphinx]

took like 35 minutes to make this image

[mystic nymph]

Yo

[desert peak]

I GOT IT

[mystic nymph]

First shop

[main mural]

I'm Balatroing it rn

[wispy lodge]

WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE ARE YOU PLAYING JOHN BALATRO

[desert peak]

Do you think I need onyx?

[pearl cypress]

take

[desert peak]

K

[pearl cypress]

also I would have reset seeing chicot

[desert peak]

It’s a meme

Okay?

[wraith wharf]

I have only one more ante left so I might as well make a good hand

Deck

6e50

Good! Id say like 3rd best score ever and like best one on this profile I think

All this from a "failed" baron run lol

[mystic nymph]

How rare is it to find 2 negative cards in the same run
(In different shops)

[wraith wharf]

How long is the run at this point?

[mystic nymph]

Found the 2nd negative in ante 6 I think

Or 7

[wraith wharf]

Uh, cool!

Not THAT rare but statistically it is like finding two legendaries

[mystic nymph]

Ah

What about finding a rare joker in the first shop buffoon pack

[wraith wharf]

Not rare too, like 1/20 I think?

[mystic nymph]

There is no way it happened two runs in a row

[slow pier]

last sticker for c++ and i get this combo????

[jovial parrot]

Oh wow

Don't mess this up

Also why is your ancient joker all the way to the left

[slow pier]

i don’t think order matters here no?

i don’t have a sinful joker or anything

[mystic nymph]

Normally it's best to put x mults after + mults

[slow pier]

this isn’t a traditional x mult

it triggers on score

like photo

dude one hanged man is a +2x mult on canio☠️☠️☠️

i lost

the mark

[wispy galleon]

this is beatiful

genuinely beatiful

[errant otter]

can i offer you an egg in this trying time

[timid cedar]

there is no +mult here and on score xmult doesn't care for the order

[frank sigil]

Finally my first gold stake finished 😭🙏

[sharp falcon]

good lucky card run

[timid cloak]

Photo photo chad chad chad

[steady hollow]

how do you got those dog things on your cards

[hardy charm]

Guys is this game ever getting updated again

[slow pier]

I GOT C++!!!!!!!

pareidolia was last

[sharp falcon]

its a texture mod im makingg

[steady hollow]

i see

[dim ocean]

halp, I'm new. Is Hanging Chad worth it here?

[dreamy verge]

truly one of THE moments of all time

what no reroll voucher does to a mf

[frank venture]

How do I stop speaking in threads

[austere eagle]

Verdant leaf I hate you

[fickle lynx]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[austere eagle]

Is there a lore reason verdant leaf is evil

I swear it’s made me lose out on so many jokers stickets for c++

[austere eagle]

Sometime this year

[vivid igloo]

supernova isnt uncommon!!!

[hard gyro]

Verdant leaf can be brute forced

[austere eagle]

I know

[hard gyro]

But it requires a really good bulid

[austere eagle]

But not every run can make it

Not necessarily really good

Just a specific type

If you don’t need retriggers or anything you might j be fine

[woeful hamlet]

is there any updates on the progress of account linking (linking my steam/pc profile to my phone profile)

[vernal sedge]

i have a flight in 5 hours

not only have i not packed

i havent slept

[hard gyro]

Yo what is happening

I got astronomer from judgement

And nat negative hallucination

[near yew]

holy shit local thunk is canadian

were basically brothers

[mystic nymph]

[vernal sedge]

canada

[kindred ruin]

who wants to be the blueprint to my brainstorm

[rare yew]

🇨🇦

I used to drive a Zamboni too

[ancient pendant]

what

[rare yew]

In university

[near yew]

thank you thunk

[near yew]

holy shit

that’s actually sick

what is it like??

[rare yew]

It’s like driving a big slow truck on ice

[near yew]

driving looks scary man😭

idk people on the road are mad dangerous

[rare yew]

Well lucky for me I was the only Zamboni on the ice

[near yew]

was it like a job or something?? how much does driving a zamboni pays

it looks fun

[rare yew]

It was fun

[near yew]

hell yeah

[frank sinew]

Yo is that obelisk hater guy online

I have a really really funny screenshot for him

I haven’t been here in a few days i’ve been grinding multiplayer and failing

[near yew]

is it a x17 obelisk

[frank sinew]

I hate you obelisk i fucking hate you get out of my sight never do this to me again i hate you

Close enough

[near yew]

asterix and obelisk when

[frank sinew]

2.25x throwback in multiplayer is hilarious

the dusk that would instantly kill me

[stable spear]

Finished my last challenge 😀

[frank sinew]

dude died to blinds because he anhked his non eternal stuntman and missed

Do. Do you know what black stake means bro

also hi mr thunk

oh he went offline lol

no but genuinely that’s the highest i’ve ever gotten that thing because i just refuse to use it ever

[wide mica]

my newest creation

[near yew]

thats funny

[wide mica]

damn

[frank sinew]

obelisk enjoyers when they play a throwaway hand and their 17x mult is gone forever:

[near yew]

whats a Thunk

[wide mica]

idk

[ruby fog]

Written by Young Armenian Pirate

Thunk

(verb) Used in fandom when a person (or alien creature) is looking gorgeous resulting in jaw dropping, drooling, falling out of chair, dying, or entering a comatose state.

(noun) The sound of someone dying or passing out as a result of [sens...

Example

Mg and Tan thunked when they saw a picture of Joe Flanigan's boxers.

Did you see that picture of Daniel Jackson? *thunk*

👍 95 | 👎 66 • 🔍Most Likes • 4/10 • May 15, 2005

[wide mica]

localboni didnt sound too good either

[near yew]

LocalThought

[frank sinew]

Local think

[wide mica]

close proximity brain synapses

[near yew]

Proximity Thinking and Local Thunk is the same thing

[frank sinew]

his evil alter ego

makes a lootbox game about blackjack

[wide mica]

how do i make this more verbose

[frank sinew]

wait that’s just a normal casino

[near yew]

i think he’s already evil for creating blue stake onwards

and the plant

[near yew]

holy shit…

[wide mica]

to exist inside of a range considered nearby to current self

yeah that's it

[frank sinew]

people who play hockey scare me ngl

not because like. the sport is scary or whatever

it’s the fact you willingly play a sport on razor blade shoes

[wide mica]

what if when they move they do a circle and the field thing falls onto the ground

like that's scary

[frank sinew]

i’d be more scared of literally killing myself from a fall

the kind of blades they use, if it hits specific arteries you bleed out in minutes

same with people like recreationally going ice skating

[near yew]

unless your body does a circle i dont think youd be harmed much by blades

the most youll be harmed is by falling

or if a fight brokes out

[wide mica]

you have to have some insane equilibrium with razor blade shoes methinks

[frank sinew]

it’s more of the ability of other people can cut you too

idk

[near yew]

idk never did much hockey im bad at sports

[wide mica]

because the sport is played frenetically

[frank sinew]

i used to ski as a kid

people who get high/drunk while doing winter sports are fucking stupid and should be banned from doing it

i’m not talking about a couple of pen rips or whatever i mean like

[near yew]

it’s still like heavy boots with a thin line

i don’t think youll hit yourself

[frank sinew]

specifically getting drunk or stoned to the point of affecting motor control and making that everyone else’s problem

amazes me that other ppl think it’s ok to do that

[near yew]

yeha thats trye

[frank sinew]

oh i can’t say what i was gonna say LOL

it got automodded

[near yew]

sigh

[frank sinew]

but basically don’t. endanger the lives of people doing a sport that already kills enough people

[near yew]

cuerae you mods

[frank sinew]

No like i get the auto filter

but i think legally we should be allowed to hunt people who do not follow safety rules/laws for dangerous sports …. well. for sport

this isn’t just about you bro!!!

[vivid igloo]

do NOT make this man a political leader

[noble temple]

well time to pray for a negative
i hit the money on luckies twice, but still died without a negative

[wanton steeple]

If u hand us leveled up enough

400k should be no problem with 5 hands

[noble temple]

not enough cards

[near yew]

Zamboni Voucher/Joker who specifically disables The Plant blind (PvZ ref)

let me cook chat

[split hare]

Balatro Balatrez esta jugando a Balatro

[tardy perch]

anyone know how to mod the gamepass version of baltro ?

or is it still not possible

[nova shore]

thats from xbox no?

[tardy perch]

yes but i have it on my computer

[chrome echo]

When you straight Hiking it

[near yew]

and by it

lets just say…

my extra chip…

[sand plinth]

Hey folks. In today's video we're back with more gold stake Balatro. In this run, an early Perkeo left me scrambling to survive and avoid fumbling a legendary, until a Triboulet came into the mix and quickly solved my scoring troubles. Enjoy the video.

[finite oyster]

jimbo just wanted to be a part of the run I guess

[near yew]

looks inside

photo chad

[near yew]

how dare you remove jimbo

do you realize how much +4 mult will skyrocket your score with X mult

smh

also how high is the yorick

[finite oyster]

x21

I die here soon, but it was fucking hilarious

[near yew]

so 21^6?

[finite oyster]

yeah

[near yew]

85,766,121

sick

[finite oyster]

I was scoring 1.206E12 and I just passed E11 as the blind requirement so I die now

[mystic nymph]

[finite oyster]

Jimbo just really wanted to stay

[mystic nymph]

If the server had a tag what would it be named

And what would be the icon

[finite oyster]

don't question why he's gold staked, I got him eternal at the start of the run and ecto'd him for the funny then just won anyway

[near yew]

JOKR/JKR?

BLTR

hmm

[mystic nymph]

The fire icon

Bc

Uhh

More than blind requirement

[near yew]

maybe skull for mr bones

[near yew]

real

purple fire

[mystic nymph]

Plasma deck

[near yew]

real

[patent flame]

Plasmid

[lavish stratus]

dna for invis?

[coarse birch]

is there a way to install mods in the xbox gamepass version?

[honest canopy]

Is your goal Ante 8 or what? If your deck is good enough then Invis could be fun

[lavish stratus]

im trying to get naninf

deck

[honest canopy]

It could be fun in the short term if you hit Perkeo which I assume is what you'd want

[slim junco]

Does unlocking all affect my trophies?

[slim junco]

Is that a crk pfp?

[mystic nymph]

[slim junco]

That’s so cool

Have you gotten awakened hollyberry yet?

[mystic nymph]

No
But I got awakened golden cheese and awakened dark cacao

[slim junco]

I’m working on getting those two but I got hollyberry on my first summon with the freebies

[mystic nymph]

I would have chosen pure vanilla if I knew what might of the ancients actually did

[jolly talon]

Am I crazy for thinking zodiac is mid?

[willow reef]

rate my endless run

[slim junco]

Yeah me too, I did dark cacao 2 times, and I don’t have PV yet

[wanton steeple]

When negative hits just right

Another gold stake done

And couple gold stickers on new joker

[hard gyro]

Negative photograph looks cool

[wanton steeple]

Would be better if u used DBZ instead of Disney movies

[still acorn]

hi guys

[slim junco]

Wassup

[hushed moth]

“I don’t mess with clowns but they still call me Balatro” 🔥

[hard gyro]

If i copy stuntman will the -2 handsize stack up?

Because i am skeptical about buying blueprint

[agile shore]

yes

[wanton steeple]

You can copy stunt man after u draw ur hand

[slim junco]

Check your DMs

[brittle basalt]

MLB 2man,
Let’s heat it up I have a 6-man and a 4-man parlay with potential payouts of $15K tonight. Feel free to send me a request, and I’ll be happy to share the picks with you.

[rancid mica]

Blueprint does not copy its -2 hand size

[indigo thunder]

damn it game
why didn't you give me canio....

I like my 5s...

[hard gyro]

Worth it

[hard gyro]

Bro got diamond in search of gold

[reef escarp]

i jus found out, an invis joker can copy an invis joker 🤔

[hard gyro]

The ultimate paradox

[indigo thunder]

ikr XD
I mean
I'm now torn between sticking to my funny hicker build and a potential high score run with Trib

is it too late to pivot?

you think?

[hard gyro]

Just work with the trib bro

[indigo thunder]

hack is right there...

I guess that's a challenge

[unborn swan]

Ante 4..

[hard gyro]

The true balatro experience

[sonic field]

haha real funny bloodstone

flush of hearts and didnt activate once

[thorny niche]

2 chips off is crazy

[coral anchor]

rate my crappy joker setup (I have 17 aces for fibonacci btw)

[indigo thunder]

TIL perkeo also copies spectral cards

holy crap

[random silo]

the perfect boss blind against your best builds

[mighty moon]

Can someone give me money farm seed

[indigo thunder]

I fucking hate myself

[sonic field]

lol i just said do i even have brainstorm unlocked and then he appeared

[celest jetty]

I'm convinced magic deck is just cursed for me

This is white stake

[onyx sorrel]

Lol 4/-1 jokers

[celest jetty]

Pffff

[celest jetty]

And to think I almost made Shoot the Moon work

[fallow briar]

should i ditch holo abstract for holo misprint?

[celest jetty]

Defo not

Especially with that negative

The high end of misprint is around the 20s, while Abstract guarantees you +18 with that setup if I'm not mistaken

+10 with holo

[fallow briar]

k thabks

[celest jetty]

Ofc

[spice ledge]

My highest ante

[sonic field]

lol i got this far with only 4 jokers (i just lose here)

[celest jetty]

Congrats!

[spice ledge]

Thanks 👌

[spice ledge]

Seed?

[sonic field]

idk let me just lose rq

i have to many hands

[spice ledge]

Good luck

[slim junco]

Does unlocking all take away achievements

[spice ledge]

Yes

[slim junco]

Good thing I’m on switch

[spice ledge]

It happened with my third account

[sonic field]

WMGKILCG

i rerolled a lot of times for brainstorm btw

[spice ledge]

How is it?
Never had one

[slim junco]

Good, joycons are absolute ass though

[sonic field]

fr

[slim junco]

Other than that, great for running small indie games and small games in general

[sonic field]

i use it to play deltarune and undertale on the go

[slim junco]

I would suggest running Balatro, some official Nintendo games and ACNH is an essential

[spice ledge]

🌟
I really wanted one
I only had a 3ds

[sonic field]

other than that its collecting dust

[slim junco]

That’s cool

[slim junco]

Get Balatro on it

[sonic field]

id rather play it on my laptop

ill buy deltarune on it

[spice ledge]

Appreciate

[sonic field]

cuz of my saves

[spice ledge]

Try cloud

[slim junco]

My brother is giving me his homebrewed 3ds

[spice ledge]

Or it's just from fitgirl?

[sonic field]

who?

that pirated game site?

[spice ledge]

Enjoy

[spice ledge]

Yes

[slim junco]

I hate having these big ass games that run so slow on my switch

Minecraft and Fortnite on my switch are hell

[spice ledge]

On 3ds there's only 60 to 30 fps games

[sonic field]

i play deltarune on my switch way better then on any other device somehow with these joycons

[slim junco]

And Pokémon scarlet can barely run on the device it’s made for

I have these joycons that don’t connect to it handheld

I gave my other brothers old switch lite

[sonic field]

i think soul card should be more common

just a bit

[spice ledge]

Eh?

[fallow briar]

ok now the game's just pissing me off

[slim junco]

Hi Violet vessel

[fallow briar]

hai

[sonic field]

violet vessel is easy

[fallow briar]

gold stakes

[spice ledge]

Running out cash😩
Sad

[fallow briar]

not the problem

[spice ledge]

Soooo?

[sonic field]

its easy on any stake

[fallow briar]

that nine of hearts is fucking me over because i neet it gone for blackboard joker

[spice ledge]

Dude...😐

[slim junco]

Mr bones got you gang

[sonic field]

then play 3 of a kind jacks and the 9 of hearts

[slim junco]

Only one hand

[fallow briar]

need it for ante 8

[sonic field]

together

in 1 hand

[spice ledge]

The pros doing they jobs @sonic field
@slim junco

[sonic field]

that would solve your problem but create another one

[slim junco]

I don’t think it’ll get him to his chip goal

[sonic field]

nothing will

[slim junco]

And he might not have the 3 of a kind leveled up

[sonic field]

he definitely doesn't

[fallow briar]

yep i think i'll sacrifice mr bones

[slim junco]

Yeah and thug it out with the final boss blind

[fallow briar]

buuuut...

[slim junco]

What do we call the hard boss blinds?

Like crimson heart and violet vessel?

[sonic field]

ante 8 boss blinds or something idk

[fallow briar]

finisher blinds?

[sonic field]

final boss blinds?

[slim junco]

I think so

[split hare]

i hate balatro now

[sonic field]

why

[slim junco]

That has a ring to it

[split hare]

i selled the hex card for accident

[tame sphinx]

bait used to be believable

[split hare]

and now i hate balatro

[slim junco]

lol

[split hare]

fuck u balatro balatrez

[sonic field]

just play a seeded run with 3 hex cards in a row

and then return to your run

[split hare]

no 💔

[slim junco]

Can someone recommend a good Balatro guide video?

[fallow briar]

playing seeded runs has been like a guilty pleasure of mine

[slim junco]

I never get them right

[slim junco]

How did your run end up?

[fallow briar]

like sure it's fun almost reaching e whatever chips with 2 legendary jokers

[sonic field]

how to get naneinf by barrack Obama

[slim junco]

😭🙏

I asked ChatGPT to help me with joker combos

I’m that desperate

[sonic field]

i play seeded runs once in a while or if i havent won in some time

[sonic field]

i asked copilot and it got every single one of my jokers ability wrong

[fallow briar]

still stuck. didn't make a move til now

[slim junco]

The only thing I know is photochad

Does it ever feel weird that the server doesn’t have any VC’s

[tame sphinx]

it would be neat if we had a community combo channel

[tame sphinx]

holy fuck your right

[slim junco]

Absolutely 😭🙏

[tame sphinx]

how did i not notice

[sonic field]

lets make one

and overthrow the server

[slim junco]

I have my own Balatro fan server

I know, I’m cooler than all of yall

[tame sphinx]

i mean for one pareidolia and faceless joker turns discards into a money printer

[slim junco]

I’ll look into that one

[tame sphinx]

its a neat combo if your doing any runs that rely off being a rich bastard

[slim junco]

I’ll put in a suggestion for VC’s and a community combo discussion channel

[tame sphinx]

also turns out

there has been multiple suggestions for vc

so maybe bump one of those

[idle rune]

y’all gimme jokers ideas, i’d like to get started in modding

[slim junco]

I just put a big suggestion in

[slim junco]

The #1155557846805643434 channel is full of them!

[idle rune]

oh yeah

well if i make the mod will not be posted tho

[slim junco]

Wdym

[idle rune]

idk i kind of feel bad using other ppls ideas

[slim junco]

You can credit them in the mod or something or just ask for permission

[hard gyro]

Hi chicot @slim junco

[slim junco]

Hello Jimbo!

[hard gyro]

Wut

I can't send gifs

😔

One more run and I will go to bed

Just one more game

[fallow briar]

welp i did it

[spice ledge]

Invite

[slim junco]

DMs

[haughty plinth]

How the fuck did I beat you WITH THESE JOKERS

[wide ridge]

trib and hologram are pretty damn good

[haughty plinth]

Yeah but man...I was only scoring like a few 100K

BUT 2400000!!??

It all came down to these guys

[slim junco]

Would it be good to have all chip jokers on a plasma deck?

[haughty plinth]

It aint the worst, thats what ive being doing to beat up to orange stake

Chips

[slim junco]

I’m just having fun

[haughty plinth]

I think my favourites for chips is Hiker and Arrowhead

[hard gyro]

Wtf

Violet vessel on 2.4 mil???

[haughty plinth]

Idk either man.

[haughty plinth]

Plasma

And Orange Stake

[hard gyro]

Oh

I am blind sorry

I thought that was red stake

[haughty plinth]

Small blind?

[slim junco]

We might be doing good

[hard gyro]

Nah big blind

[haughty plinth]

Hell yeah, blue joker is okay but when you want to cut cards can get a bit worse

[hard gyro]

I like them big

[haughty plinth]

How big?

Violet Vessel big?

[hard gyro]

🍑

This big

[haughty plinth]

Wow

The one deck im missing...

[hard gyro]

Lol

The least of my problems

[haughty plinth]

I dont even want to try 💔

[hard gyro]

Black deck is ez

[haughty plinth]

No normal man likes black deck...

[hard gyro]

I never said I do

I just said it's not that bad

[haughty plinth]

Ive tried it a few times

I dont like it.

[hard gyro]

In balatro?

[haughty plinth]

[hard gyro]

Btw i am thinking of turning down crt

I tried 0 crt once the game looked so smooth ngl

[slim junco]

I lost

[haughty plinth]

Youll get them next time

[haughty plinth]

I havent even tried that

[hard gyro]

What does reduced motion do

[haughty plinth]

It looks so weird...

[hard gyro]

Does it make the game faster?

[haughty plinth]

Uhh The background dont move

[hard gyro]

Wait really?

Brb

[haughty plinth]

yep

[lethal iris]

yeah the background just becomes a static png

[haughty plinth]

How do you feel about the potential Wild Card rework??

[slim junco]

I turned screen shake so it looks nice

[slim junco]

Wdym

[fallow briar]

nicely done

[lethal iris]

ecstatic

[hard gyro]

Yeah that was disgusting

[fallow briar]

pretty impressive

[haughty plinth]

Wild Card is rumored to be changed

[hard gyro]

I am glad it's turned off

Game felt weird for a sec

[haughty plinth]

I feel like Wild Card is only good for Idol

[digital quiver]

guys do I take this

it

[haughty plinth]

Yes

[hard gyro]

Bro sell to do list

Why are you selling duo

[digital quiver]

I need to sell one joker for VL though

[lethal iris]

ngl i'm not even into wild cards, i just use them because i like ancient joker

[digital quiver]

verdant leaf 💀

[lethal iris]

and i like memeing on pot

[digital quiver]

I need to sell both anyway

[fallow briar]

also i got pissed losing golden needle so i went to beat cruelty out of spite and somehow won

[sharp kettle]

might as well sell to do first dude

what if it’s chicot

u lost duo for nothing

[digital quiver]

it's perkeo cause I have sticker on all others

[sharp kettle]

oh

[lethal iris]

bootstraps w damn

[sharp kettle]

yea it’s fine either way then

[lethal iris]

i won cruelty with straights

[sharp kettle]

what do u think of the incoming wild card buff

[haughty plinth]

My favorite card is Certificate, it pairs so well with Hologram

[lethal iris]

ecstatic

[haughty plinth]

Certificate my beloved 😍🙏

[lethal iris]

wild card boutta go from the worst enhancement to "it exists"

[hard gyro]

Marble joker aswell

[haughty plinth]

I wonder what it will be tho...

[haughty plinth]

I actually won Red stake using that

Only stone cards

[brazen phoenix]

whats the incoming wild card buff

[sharp kettle]

it’s apparently a good enough buff that lovers isn’t doing more than 1 card

[brazen phoenix]

3 cards please

[sharp kettle]

so it might be comparable to justice and chariot

[haughty plinth]

No one is sure just yet

[lethal iris]

marble joker holo won me a gold stake run which is funny

[hard gyro]

Idk new playing card suit?

[lethal iris]

had blueprint too so it was scaling as much as a madness

[hard gyro]

I really don't get how wild card can be buffed

[haughty plinth]

I won red stake with Marble and Stone joker 😔

[hard gyro]

It only neutralizes the suit of the card to make it fit with everything

[lethal iris]

plasma?

[sharp kettle]

i once theorized that it might make the rank also wild

[haughty plinth]

Nope

[brazen phoenix]

it also counts as any rank 💖

[lethal iris]

oh damn

[brazen phoenix]

hopefu;

[sharp kettle]

but that might be too good

[brazen phoenix]

true

[haughty plinth]

Yellow

Honestly could of gone way further

[sharp kettle]

lwk i could see it happening

[brazen phoenix]

spectral card

[sharp kettle]

cause really what it is at that point is like a worse death

[hard gyro]

That's game breaking and makes no sense

[sharp kettle]

death lets u turn one card into an exact copy of another

[hard gyro]

That's not the same as wild card

[sharp kettle]

this is like death but it won’t do anything for enhancements or the like, instead making it easier to hit 3s or 4s of a kind etc

[hard gyro]

Like at all

[fallow briar]

do i replace the duo with bull

[sharp kettle]

no my point is that

[hard gyro]

No

No

Get rid of the shoes

And get bull

[sharp kettle]

what this would do is make wild card a filler in cards like four or five of a kind

[hard gyro]

Chips > mult

[sharp kettle]

if this was done, it should be “any rank or suit, doesn’t count as a specific rank”

so it wouldn’t make stuff like baron busted

but like

at that point it’s really complex

[hard gyro]

Also how did you manage a 3 joker slot run before getting chaos

[sharp kettle]

so i doubt it will happen

[sharp kettle]

it’s a challenge

another challenge is called jokerless btw

[fallow briar]

cruelty

i cannot for the life of me do jokerless

[sharp kettle]

so 3 jokers makes sense

[fallow briar]

i'd die before ante 3

[hard gyro]

That's not jokerless

[haughty plinth]

Rate the wallpaper 🗣️ 🔥

[sharp kettle]

okay?

i didn’t say it was

[lethal iris]

very gluttonous

[hard gyro]

Can i have the blue and red one

Drop it here

[haughty plinth]

And lusty

[spice ledge]

Someone here to help me?
I can't beat the last challenge 😩

[haughty plinth]

Yeah sure

There you go

@hard gyro

[hard gyro]

Thank you bro!

Here is a spinning joker plushie

Token of appreciation

[haughty plinth]

Thank you!

I also have all of the 4 card types, Gluttonous, Lusty, ect

And a basic jimbo one

[sharp kettle]

the blue red one is peak

[hard gyro]

Is this better?

[spice ledge]

Not better than the red one

[sharp kettle]

it’s close tho

[sinful night]

First shop of the run
That sucks

[sharp kettle]

it’s bait anyways

[sinful night]

And the buffoon pack has a photograph

[sinful night]

Ik

[haughty plinth]

Ikr

[sharp kettle]

photo

[haughty plinth]

I like my 4 jokers

My little collection

[hard gyro]

I found those on reddit

[haughty plinth]

Yeah same dw

[hard gyro]

The regular joker one is made by a guy with a zfold

[haughty plinth]

I'm too lazy to make them myself

[sharp kettle]

zfold?

[hard gyro]

Galaxy z fold

[haughty plinth]

Samsung

[acoustic jolt]

Alr gang what do I do here

Cat is at 10.5x

[sharp kettle]

ohh

[sharp kettle]

sell dna i guess but lwk idk if removing 1 card is better than adding 2

[acoustic jolt]

Well

It's a lot easier to delete cards than make cards

Cause of Hanged Man

So

Keeping DNA

[sharp kettle]

i think it’s slightly worse if u don’t consider other methods anyways

yea like if u had 3 cards making two, u get 3/5 cards for a potential hit, and 1/2 if i removed a card

3/5 > 1/2

[hard gyro]

Perfectly normal deck

Looks like a legit playing card deck

Wtf

I literally just beat small blind

I got faceless and constellian from two judgements

And ballot from buffon

This run is insane

[marble mica]

ur in debt bruh

u need money

[fallow briar]

wait really?

sorry for the delayed response

but like

replace bootstraps with bull?

[hard gyro]

The fucking plant

The run was going so well

It had to show up before ante 8 didn't it

[strange swan]

It's over........

I did it....

[hard gyro]

Yes

[hard gyro]

Gg

[pulsar epoch]

What is that middle joker? I’ve never seen it before

[sharp kettle]

chips only plasma

nicee

[hard gyro]

Cerulean bell doesn't feel like a boss blind at all honestly

[strange swan]

Now the only challenge I need to beat is Jokerless and I've 100%ed

[hard gyro]

It need a buff

[strange swan]

I've done a ton of chips only Plasma that's not the main big thing

[sharp kettle]

?

what was this run for

[pulsar epoch]

Ok fr what Hoker is this

[olive ferry]

thats the jimbo

[strange swan]

COMPLETIONIST++

It's over, I did it literally

I just need to win another run for the badge for sum reason

[strange swan]

All planets and celestial packs are free

Astronomer

It's in the center on the last page

Honestly I find chips only Plasma easier to think about because my brain just defaults to chips while playing Plasma

[sharp kettle]

oh okay

[pulsar epoch]

That seems ridiculously overpowered

Is that unlocked by getting all planet cards?

[strange swan]

Kinda. But planets and celestials don't appear all the time

[strange swan]

Yes.

You need to discover them all I think

So you just gotta play flush houses, five of a kinds, and flush fives

[pulsar epoch]

I believe I’m missing 2 of them

[strange swan]

cuz those are the planets that can't appear before playing those hands

[pulsar epoch]

I think the Royal Flush is one of them

[strange swan]

Royal Flush isn't a real hand

[sharp kettle]

it isn’t

[thorny niche]

there are a lot of crappy rare joker suggestions

[strange swan]

It's just Straight Flush in disguise

[pulsar epoch]

What?

[strange swan]

Royal Flush isn't real, it's just secretly a Straight Flush

It used straight flush's stats for one

[hard gyro]

Astronomer

[ivory crag]

glorified straight flush

[strange swan]

What you're probably missing is either eris, planet x, or the flush House one

[pulsar epoch]

No but it’s a specific kind because you need Ace - 10

[hard gyro]

All celestial packs and planet cards are free

[sharp kettle]

desperation is unholy

[strange swan]

It's still straight flush

It doesn't have a planet

[pulsar epoch]

Dear god

[sharp kettle]

that’s the first fucking one too

[strange swan]

Anyways you probably have the one for all 9 base hands

[sharp kettle]

it’s THE FIRST

[ivory crag]

there is more

[thorny niche]

collection of

[pulsar epoch]

No

[thorny niche]

Nopelatro

[sharp kettle]

No

[hard gyro]

So what's the right move here?

[sharp kettle]

WHAT THE FUCK

THE SECOND ONE

HOLY SHIT

[strange swan]

Go Fish is basically *2 Discards??? Busted

[hard gyro]

Yes that's a natural poly holo

First time seeing it

[sharp kettle]

nah these can’t be real cashew

i can’t believe it

[hard gyro]

Astronomer and license?

[thorny niche]

This is blue stake

[hard gyro]

Can't wait for gay stake

[thorny niche]

i’m afraid to tell you

[ivory crag]

what I am about to say is pretty unreliable but buy arcana pack pray for temperance

[strange swan]

Wizard Overdrive vs Plasma Deck

[sharp kettle]

what was it before that

[thorny niche]

Doesn’t work once per round

[hard gyro]

Ahhh no

Bye license and astro

[strange swan]

not me!!! D:

(lol)

[sharp kettle]

🙏

[thorny niche]

THE OLD VERSION WAS BETTER

[ivory crag]

how can you play poker inspired game and not gamble!!!!!!

[sharp kettle]

i’m mean

[thorny niche]

IT DOESNT GIVE YOU 20 MILLION NEGATIVE BLUEPRINTS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL NOT NEGATIVE

[sharp kettle]

this swings too far in the other direction

wait it’s still copy

[wide linden]

Depends on how much stone you have

[sharp kettle]

i thought it said cr2-53

create

[thorny niche]

cr2-53

[sharp kettle]

don’t ask how cr2-53

happened

idk

[thorny niche]

cr2 (e->3 -> 2) - (@ -> -) 53 (te)

[sharp kettle]

what is diminished

also this is cryptid stakes but worse somehow

[thorny niche]

all value on the joker are halved

[sharp kettle]

oh ok

[ivory crag]

are these fan suggestions

[thorny niche]

suggestions i found on suggestions channel

[ivory crag]

yellow seal can be nerfed

[sharp kettle]

on god this is worse cryptid

[thorny niche]

balatro: edition

[slim junco]

Jimbo is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness

[silver hornet]

must be nerfed bro thats just 10000x better blue seal

[hard gyro]

That blueprint was a save lol I got it the shop before verdant leaf

[hard gyro]

Always trust your instincts

[ivory crag]

makes sense considering that a possibilty of getting spectral off the shop is an entire deck variety itself

[silver hornet]

True, black seals seem only good with glass too

[hard gyro]

Black seals?

What do they do

[sharp kettle]

double value of enhancements

[silver hornet]

these^

[idle wadi]

My dumbass gets an early Baron and picked it on abandoned deck

[silver hornet]

big brain gameplay

[idle wadi]

And here is pain

[hard gyro]

I am really excited for that update game is going to get alot more complex than it already is

[hard gyro]

Blueprint in that buffon

[sharp kettle]

yea

[hard gyro]

Free it

[sharp kettle]

same

[idle wadi]

Its an old run, but iirc there's none

[hard gyro]

Rip

[thorny niche]

the document is fun to make

[hard gyro]

I think there should be a reverse version of the checkred deck

Clubs and diamonds

[thorny niche]

#1370578755193405440

[keen venture]

Plagiarist - Copies the properties of any of the 150 jokers in the game, cycles per round

[thorny niche]

Good idea

[keen venture]

I was thinking of calling it "Somerton" but that was too on-the-nose lol

[thorny niche]

should be an uncommon because it’s a worse blueprint 👍

[keen venture]

Exactly what I was thinking lol

[thorny niche]

the “jimbo or perkeo” challenge

[hard gyro]

What if it copies gros michel

It should be a legendary tho

[keen venture]

Well I mean the copy changing every round would address that

[hard gyro]

I mean can it poof away like gros michel

Or can it decrease hand size if it copies stuntman

[warped sphinx]

i feel bad for non english speakers.... they cant watch roffle or drspectred

[hard gyro]

I am a non English speaker and I love roffle

I dont like Dr specter tho tbh

Can't stand him

Not as entertaining

[warped sphinx]

"im a non english speaker"
looks inside
english

[warped sphinx]

he makes great content i just personally dislike it 💔

[mental inlet]

DMCA takedown wen? @admin

[keen venture]

Honestly that sounds funny, sure lol

[hard gyro]

Commodore?

I thought balatro was a 2024 game

[thorny niche]

long

8 antes is 2 hours

[hard gyro]

Lol 2 hours is enough for like 10+ runs

A run's maximum should be like 20 mins

It's a roguelike

[sinful night]

Guys can I do something good here?

[hard gyro]

What is it

[brisk zinc]

no you can only do bad stuff

[hard gyro]

Yeah

Hey Amanda

[brisk zinc]

hey

[sinful night]

I forgot to attach the image to the message lmao

[hard gyro]

[keen venture]

Prideful Joker - Gains x0.25 mult for every Polychrome Joker triggered, resets when a Straight is played

[dusky fox]

I have a crazy good run got to ante 7 and didn’t get a single mult joker besides the flush one which didn’t do into my build at all

[sinful night]

What’s that? Oh face cards debuffed?

[hard gyro]

Worst joker ever

[brisk zinc]

seems like it'd be very easy to scale

[hard gyro]

Worse than obelisk

[wintry cove]

The plant is coming

[dusky fox]

I’m missing one boss bind how do I get it

[hard gyro]

What if you can't find poly and what if you find poly but can't find the joker?

[brisk zinc]

just play ghost deck lol

[sinful night]

Also what do I copy with BP

[wintry cove]

play game

[brisk zinc]

free poly every time

[dusky fox]

I have I almost beat every deck on white stake and I tome one of my decks to gold stake so I could beat them all at least once I just dk why they won’t show me the last boss bind

Idek what it is meant to be or do

[dull valve]

throwback should be + x0.5 mult per skip

[dusky fox]

Nah

[dull valve]

its kinda underwhelming as it is now

skips are rarely worth it

[dusky fox]

Exactly if I skip to anti 8 I get x 4 mult with .5

[dull valve]

make it rare then

i mean

madness basically scales the same way

its also uncommon

and you dont miss on shops and econ

lol

[patent flame]

But madness destroys a joker

[dusky fox]

Unless you have eternal

[hard gyro]

Throwback is underwhelming?

[dull valve]

just buy eternals?...

[hard gyro]

Said no one ever

[dusky fox]

Meaning higher stake makes madness op

[patent flame]

U either buy eternals or play straights

[hard gyro]

Or full houses

[dull valve]

or full house

ya

full house my goat

[patent flame]

In my nebulamid run i found ante 1 madness and just straight it

[dusky fox]

Eternal riff raff and dagger tho

[hard gyro]

Let me see your stats?

[dull valve]

dont take shitty eternals just to have jokers

[dull valve]

5 stickers away from c++

[patent flame]

Ew

[dusky fox]

Inf mult technically

I love full house Icl

[hard gyro]

Damn

[dusky fox]

My most used hand

[hard gyro]

Me too!

[dull valve]

waa waa im gonna play baron perkeo with pairs again

im so good at the game

full house is viable with deck fixing

[hard gyro]

You really don't even need deck fixing

Full house is op and easy to use

[dull valve]

not easy to draw compared to pairs or 2 pairs

[dusky fox]

I think it’s most used cause ante 1 you use it to get high score least hands for more money besides obviously 4 of a kinds

[dull valve]

you need to get rid of cards or use death

[patent flame]

I have around 50 stickers left

[dull valve]

but full house gets a lot of benefits from different jokers

[patent flame]

And i have 3 decks left ungolded

[dull valve]

its hard to set up but very satisfying

[dusky fox]

Stickers?

[patent flame]

And all of those decks are boring

[hard gyro]

Yeah because it's a full house

A house full of jokers

[patent flame]

I can't believe i have to sticker pareidolia

Bottom 5 joker in the game

[dusky fox]

Sticker meaning like beating it on any stake

[dull valve]

if you need to farm stickers just play anaglyph and go for negative skips

[patent flame]

Beat on gold stake

[dull valve]

until you have like 20 of them left

then go hex or yellow

[patent flame]

No i do it on ghost deck and use hex to make them good long term

And then potentially get an ecto

[dull valve]

thats not effective, its just 1 sticker per run

[patent flame]

Which is how i got most of my stickers

[dull valve]

and ecto isnt good

[dusky fox]

I wanna beat every deck to orange and then have a gold stake run pretty much so I can grind them all in one go

[dull valve]

anaglyph once let me get 5 stickers in a single run

[patent flame]

I'm a pair player that's not always a problem

That's how i gold stickered baron

[dull valve]

you usually just have to get a good enough run to olny win with 4 jokers

and 5th will get a sticker

[dusky fox]

I’m a 5 hand player any 5 hand strat sometimes I’ll run a two pair but only recently

[dull valve]

i finished most shitty jokers already

[patent flame]

I gold stickered trib without using it

[dull valve]

like satelite or green or splash

[patent flame]

Satellite is good green is peak and meta splash is situational

[dull valve]

well splash is alright

soemtimes

[patent flame]

Splash is situational for vampire scaling

That's how i got it gold stickered

[dull valve]

also good with pairs if you have glass

[patent flame]

Good with flowerpot

Grimbo is meta. Do not diss grimbo

[dull valve]

flowerpot is shit otherwise tbh

[dull valve]

dogshit scaling

[patent flame]

Good* scaling

[dull valve]

worst mult scaling joker

[patent flame]

If u get an ante 1 pull on it

[dull valve]

worst chip scaling joker is square

[patent flame]

It's a free win run

[runic mica]

im fucked

[patent flame]

Left how do u almost have c++ and have opinions like this .

[runic mica]

my mom found vape 🤣

in my room

gg

[patent flame]

Dumbass

[dull valve]

and then i get
yorick
or trade card
or purple seals
or trio

[patent flame]

Stop smoking Idiot

[dull valve]

or burnt joker

[runic mica]

i want to die

[dull valve]

discards are so important

and you literally have to lock yourself out of them

[patent flame]

The odds of even finding a yorick is 0.1% chance. Also i won a run with yorick grimbo on gold stake
Trading card's not an issue in the late game. In early u obviously don't use it yet
The same applies to purple seals
U don't play for trio with grimbo

[dull valve]

theres a lot of ways to use discards

theres jokers that scale as much as green but dont kill half the strategies

bus stop is like green but allows you to get value off discards

id rather get red card than green

[patent flame]

Obviously every joker has a different strategy and anti synergies

U don't take grimbo when a joker requires discard to work

[dull valve]

a lot of jokers require discards to work

[patent flame]

But u don't shade a joker simply because it doesn't fit your fucking playstyle

[dull valve]

you also discard to dig for gold and steel

to dig for better hands to get more money on saved hands

[patent flame]

Grimbo is still usable without discards

Even without burglar

[dull valve]

yes

and its shi

t

[patent flame]

Ur dogshit maybe

[dull valve]

ad hominem

[runic mica]

im 16

[patent flame]

Stupid

[runic mica]

i dont have girl

money

nothing

[dull valve]

💔

[runic mica]

dad is angry at me

i need to buy balatro at mobile 😭

[simple magnet]

Oh my god i just found the funniest balatro video ever made

It's the equivalent to grouch tf2 weapons rebalancing video

[runic mica]

thx

[lucid pond]

Use the money you're about to save not buying vapes

[runic mica]

i gamble all money that i have

[wary hollow]

VIOLET VESSEL MY BELOATHED GRRRRRRRR

[keen willow]

If flush is played bleed for 8 seconds?

[simple magnet]

Bloodstones but it's 1 in 1 instead of 1 in 2

Just kidding but seriously

[heady moon]

why is my balatro running like absolute ass rn

[simple magnet]

WHAT IS THIS

[keen willow]

Balanced!