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vivid igloo
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i was about to ask what the plan is but i forgot gold deck exists

austere axle
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😂

burnt python
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Ok I see it

brisk zinc
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apparently +chips for early game and xmult for later

patent stratus
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How does muit help

brisk zinc
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xmult always helps

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plasma or not

verbal bobcat
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you want to pivot to xmult lategame so you can build enough numbers to beat ante 8 bosses

vivid igloo
random grove
raven quiver
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Ty

latent hemlock
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Also watch the professor, watching his vids helped me a lot

scarlet sluice
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Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem

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Gold stake black deck cleared

brisk zinc
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huge

bold thistle
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I have all the hand size in the world yet it gave me the 9s I don't need, smfh

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scarlet sluice
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This is so sad

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delicate hatch
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Arrowhead(Have 30 or more spade cards in your deck to unlock)

Stuntman(Earn 100M chips to unlock)

All of the "jester" jokers such as wily or clever (+x chips if card is x)

delicate hatch
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Getting 2 arrowheads make you score at least 120 thousand chips

patent stratus
delicate hatch
sand bone
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Chips are great early but Xmult can get even better late

delicate hatch
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A good way to beat plasma is:

Arrowhead
Brainstorm
Blueprint
The Tribe
Dusk

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(this is what i used for red stake)

glad oriole
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red stake lel

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i doubt the tribe was helping much

delicate hatch
sand bone
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This was one of my plasma deck runs

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delicate hatch
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I sold it for an ivisible joker

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I GOT A SECOND DUSK

scarlet wind
steel fiber
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holy cow... two holograms

strange swan
strange swan
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I could've had five...

steel fiber
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woah!!!

strange swan
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But I wanted a gold sticker on a common

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I could've had five that run but.... The common didn't it's gold sticker so...

bold thistle
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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK I SKIPPED ALL OF ANTE 1 AND GOT THESE WHAT

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brisk zinc
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quite lucky

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copy kings with dna and you already won

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(unless plant)

bold thistle
bold thistle
brisk zinc
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drop the seed once you die

bold thistle
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Wilco

autumn lynx
bold thistle
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YES

autumn lynx
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Damn

bold thistle
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Trib brainstorm four of a kind with Johnny Silverhands kings

autumn lynx
lavish marsh
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What decks are good for pushing stakes (I want to try and get plasma deck)

autumn lynx
bold thistle
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Green deck is how I got my plasma

unkempt sphinx
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green

lavish marsh
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Green was my first win lol

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So that should work

autumn lynx
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I love how so many complain about black deck but I beat white stake on it first try

lavish marsh
lavish marsh
bold thistle
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Flush five with Trib brainstorm

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lavish marsh
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Dang on anti 3

autumn lynx
lavish marsh
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True

velvet tinsel
bold thistle
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I got devil on one of my kings, GG guys

lavish marsh
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I think I’ll try it on checkered then move in to green if that doesn’t work out

bold thistle
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Idk if I wanna do Baron Mime or Photochad today

autumn lynx
lavish marsh
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Actually idk if I should do that yet since I’m still missing 46 in my collection

autumn lynx
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What's yalls favorite deck??

bold thistle
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I can't find luchador...

autumn lynx
bold thistle
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At least I unlocked my final planet card lol

autumn lynx
velvet tinsel
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Evry great run shall succumb to the plant

autumn lynx
sour sun
bold thistle
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NZXVECFP

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Please win for me

autumn lynx
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Here we go

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umbral hazel
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I'm jonkling 🤤

grizzled portal
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Im jonkling it

lavish marsh
bold thistle
autumn lynx
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Mr bones, i can get past the plant

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bold thistle
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This game really is giving me PTSD

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WAIT FUCK I AM STUPID

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I SAW THAT

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I THOUGHT

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I DIDN'T NEED IT

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(But you need like 20000 score I think)

autumn lynx
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It was the shop after the ante 4 boss

autumn lynx
autumn lynx
bold thistle
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I had Chaos which is why I didn't get it tbh

autumn lynx
slim junco
lavish marsh
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Bruh I am getting litterly everything I need except cards that actually increase my score

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I died lol

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After five antes and tons of re rolls not one card that could actually score

brisk zinc
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that reminds me i should do the no reroll challenge

autumn lynx
bold thistle
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And you even did white stake

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I was on black

autumn lynx
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The plant is just annoying

solemn token
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finally got this last guy on gold! just need to win a run now to unlock the achievement :DD

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brisk zinc
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huge!

tacit chasm
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first joker baron or stencil?

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brisk zinc
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depends a lot

last wasp
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Hi

brisk zinc
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baron if you plan on making your whole deck kings

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but it doesn't do much before you get to that point

last wasp
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I was wondering... are there any joker trading cards? that would be awesome

tacit chasm
brisk zinc
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oh i see

lost thorn
brisk zinc
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stencil will help you for a while but baron will be very good if you manage to fix your deck enough

strange swan
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I... Am Jimbo

brisk zinc
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decisions

tacit chasm
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yeah ik xD thats why i came here to have somone decide for me lol

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i think imma go baron and try to get a good deck going

brisk zinc
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good luck :D

tacit chasm
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thanks!

junior bobcat
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If balatro was originally called joker poker

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Is there an unrealsed Batman poker

oblique gust
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balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro 🗣️

fresh current
slim junco
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Wassup

fresh current
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if its a higher stake stencil is just good early strength, letting you save money till you get to $25 is prob more important

slim junco
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How do you get invisible joker

brisk zinc
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win a run without ever having more than 4 jokers

slim junco
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…

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I’m so cooked

brisk zinc
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it's easier than it sounds

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trust

slim junco
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Madness gaming

civic geyser
ember patrol
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baltimore is a good game

solemn token
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lets goooo :D

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brisk zinc
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huge

autumn lynx
slim junco
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Big W

brisk zinc
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i just hit 100 hours and my first orange stake

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c++ never

visual cloak
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i there a way for me to download balatro on laptop (android) for free? i already have it on mobile and don't wanna pay £12 on steam for it

wanton steeple
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Also tips for doing C++ runs?

lofty agate
wanton steeple
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Soon I'll be finished C+

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I have like 4 decks left

solemn token
solemn token
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or just play whetever you're comfortable with

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for me it was yellow or spectral deck

wanton steeple
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I managed to get a couple jokers that I felt were going to be annoying in gold sticker runs

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One being credit card

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Got lucky with it just being a negative

fluid wing
wanton steeple
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And gross micheal

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Got it last round of ante 8

solemn token
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gros michel is very hard to get a gold sticker on, thats very nice

celest gazelle
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Do y'all fw gays I'm starting to lose hope in humanity after being in yggdrasil for js one minute

wanton steeple
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I play tf2

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We like men

noble wagon
wanton steeple
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What does yggdrasil mean

dry briar
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im so sorry for your loss

wanton steeple
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I'm getting old for the yuggin slang

lofty agate
dry briar
celest gazelle
dry briar
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i have seen it in starcraft

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also its named in animes

celest gazelle
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Js got into It and first call went like this

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wanton steeple
dry briar
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oh thats the tree bot

noble wagon
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ohhhh

celest gazelle
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It was literally a nonsense jk 😭

noble wagon
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that bot

dry briar
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havent seen it in years

celest gazelle
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It's kinda cool sometimes

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But not rn ngl

dry briar
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"ewwww" this message may be a scam

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lmao

celest gazelle
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Aight sry didn't mean to kill the chat I was js asking

dry briar
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are you an egg

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or a potato

jovial parrot
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Is misprint still a misprint if that's what it's supposed to look like /j

dry briar
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ye

jovial parrot
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Makes sense

unique moat
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FUCK THE PLANT

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shy dove
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to be fair

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you were the one relying on smiley scary in ante 6

hushed birch
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Hello happy pride

haughty cedar
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Chat, how unemployed am I?

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Sigh bow 🌹 🫸🫷

terse lichen
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well considering "C++++++"

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you're probably employed by Thunk at this point

haughty cedar
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The thunk tank

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Of Jimbo MT

terse lichen
haughty cedar
errant moon
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balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, si tuviera un hijo lo llamaria jose balatrino, si tuviera dos full house, balatro me enseño a ser mejor persona, amo a balatro, si se va la luz no lloro y me pongo a jugar balatro en la mente

celest gazelle
quasi cedar
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I BEAT BLACK DECK ORANGE STAKE

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YESSS

orchid raft
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thank god

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quasi cedar
quasi cedar
cosmic spoke
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The Game

quasi cedar
cosmic spoke
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The Game

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U dont play The Game?

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Not Balatro

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The Game

tacit chasm
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its been soo long.. whyy!!

cosmic spoke
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LOLOLOL

mellow crown
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guys how do i win for the first time?

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im a new player and i litteraly tried to beat it like 30 times and i cant

lofty agate
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okay? infinite money

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heavy sequoia
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Y'all have any tips for Black Deck? I want to unlock the Chess one but omg it's hard fool

tacit chasm
lofty agate
tacit chasm
tacit chasm
heavy sequoia
quasi cedar
mellow crown
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i try to get flush every time

quasi cedar
tacit chasm
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first 2 rounds you can get by with high flush or highstraight. after that you build on the jokers you have. atleast thats what i have been doing

fossil gorge
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or investmend

dusk stump
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why does everyone say throwback joker is bad

quasi cedar
quasi cedar
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I luv throw back

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I almost always take it early

fossil gorge
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if you have enought blind skips

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and good enough jokers

quasi cedar
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Throwback is good if ur getting a lot of pack and money skips

dusk stump
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negative stencil throwback blueprint on black deck was the easiest run of my life

fossil gorge
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how long did it take you?

quasi cedar
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I'm still trying to gold stake it

heavy sequoia
fossil gorge
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any tips for getting nanienf?

quasi cedar
fossil gorge
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thats it?

quasi cedar
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Pray for late game serpent

fossil gorge
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thats it

quasi cedar
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Or ALOT of negatives or polychromes

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Both is good

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Get steel red seal baron

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Or observatory perkeo

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Or somehow it a million negative stencils with a showman

austere axle
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I've made so much more progress in Balatro on my phone than my laptop it's crazy

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Gladly I almost have every deck unlocked now after a couple of weeks of not playing

dusk stump
austere axle
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Honestly yeah

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Whenever I play on my laptop I keep trying to drag to sell when it's just a couple of clicks

slim junco
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Balatro feels more like a mobile game than a pc game

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Not in the bad way

jolly talon
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But I think that's a good thing

slim junco
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Hii

jolly talon
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For how simple it kinda is

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But also in-depth

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Like clash royale

jolly talon
slim junco
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Its feels portable and nice, i can play my runs in the public transport easily

jolly talon
hard gyro
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I agree

jolly talon
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Other indie games I played wass

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Tunic and dead cells

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Great single player stuff

hard gyro
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Balatro is the perfect game for for long trips

hard gyro
orchid raft
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WHA- BUT HOW?!? HOW HOW

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hard gyro
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I think roguelike/roguelite games are perfect for low commitment gaming

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I love fast paced simple gameplay design

orchid raft
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This game has some personal issues with me or something like that

hard gyro
slim junco
brisk zinc
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nanner

hard gyro
hard gyro
brisk zinc
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never

slim junco
hard gyro
jolly talon
jolly talon
hard gyro
jolly talon
hard gyro
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Game is already too big

slim junco
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Balatro say gex update when

brisk zinc
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nannerinf

hard gyro
jolly talon
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Lots of weapons are still kinda weak

hard gyro
warm knot
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balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro

jolly talon
hard gyro
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Game has four dlcs and main game biomes

jolly talon
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Also hi nokotan

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Amazing

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A deer girl

unreal aurora
slim junco
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Real

jolly talon
slim junco
jolly talon
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Anyway

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Square joker

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Needs

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A buff!!

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Takes too long to scale for a measly 4 chips

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Alr for plasma ig but

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Yk

reef crane
jolly talon
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Still takes long

jolly talon
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It just should be an exact square

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No rounded corners

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Anyway

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Crazy take but it should maybe be

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8 chips

reef crane
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💔

jolly talon
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But you lose 4 chips if you play more or less than 4 cards

bold thistle
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Hey guys, should I get STM?

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Haha get it the joke is that I have Baron already and exponential > additive haha laugh guys

jolly talon
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Creak

bold thistle
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Too late

jolly talon
bold thistle
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Nope

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STM just feels counter-intuitive and I already turned 2 of my 4 queens into kings

spring escarp
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I just won a play without color

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I was struggling

slim junco
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Jimbo is my favorite anime waifu balatrojoker balatroheart

bold thistle
austere axle
spring escarp
bold thistle
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Is that what you mean?

spring escarp
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Yes

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I messed up with English lol, sorry

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My English is a little bad

grizzled portal
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I Got my first e

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Today

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My Best is 2.014e22

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Im so happy

quasi cedar
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U don't have to wait for strength

quasi cedar
grizzled portal
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I then spontainously combusted and started jumping around with jou

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Joy

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Will the crimson bean glitch work on merry Andy?

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Or is it only hand size

spring escarp
bold thistle
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Should I get blue joker here?

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I am on plasma deck so it might be good

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Ante 7, I can get up to 300k score with enough kings

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Although I discard a lot

terse lichen
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Joker [+4 mult] should cry out in pain when sold

bold thistle
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Wait...

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Photochad?

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Do I...?

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It's ante 8 so maybe I sell burnt joker for it?

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Eh fuck it

brisk zinc
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do it

bold thistle
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I DON'T NEED BARON ANYMORE

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I SAID

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I DON'T NEED BARON ANYMORE

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I will still keep him, I need his black stake sticker

lofty stump
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best part of ghost deck is the early 2 dollars from hex HANDS DOWN

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bold thistle
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I WON BLACK STAKE WITH PLASMA LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

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Seed is GTQTT8TQ, I got Baron from an ante 3 reroll

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And there'll be a wraith in the only spectal pack, get it for burnt joker

jolly talon
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How the hell do I get to e without baron and mime

brisk bramble
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just lost to boss blind for the first time that hurts

tawny spire
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fucked up my run at the very end raaaaaaaaaa

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Accidentally discarded a card i needed wilted_tulip

shut wharf
tawny spire
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twas the cerulean bell

urban shuttle
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I finally unlocked plasma deck!

slim junco
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Any tips on beating orange stake

strange swan
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it's just a little specific since you need a pretty good scaling chips joker and a way to duplicate it

urban shuttle
strange swan
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(joke)

tacit chasm
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only thing missing is a baron and a chad

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karmic plaza
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should i feel bad for not winning my runs

tacit chasm
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nah its part of the game

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all these rouge like (?) is like that. you have bad runs 9/10 times and then a god run where you win

green owl
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so i was playing multiplayer against my friend, and got a showman the turn before this... and pull this out of a buffoon pack. Can anyone tell me the chance of this happening? (no other mods apart from multiplayer, we played on vanilla setting too)

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hard gyro
hard gyro
green owl
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i love cavendish

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NAAAHHHH there's another one in my shop rn

hard gyro
green owl
hard gyro
zenith hedge
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what happens when it’s the only common xmult source

merry terrace
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thats like a one in 125000

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hang on wait i can figure out the actual chances

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if this is true then it should be
70/100 x 1/61 x 1/61 x 1/61 right? for it occurring three times in a row?

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fiery flower
meager plank
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Who in chat loves the ladies

meager plank
balmy grail
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my first win ^^

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wintry zealot
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waow i wonder who is getting sold today

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karmic plaza
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wish me luck

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north crescent
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unloseable

random grove
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I keep running out of discards i have to play hands filled with cards i want to discard

meager plank
karmic plaza
timid cedar
meager plank
brisk zinc
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ante 2 trib we love to see it

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insane start

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hot pike
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thanks game

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49 jokers left to sticker les gooo

opal fog
pulsar wyvern
pulsar wyvern
lost furnace
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l

civic dove
drowsy flicker
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Guess who just unlocked the checkered deck

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And guess what strategy got me there

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like always

cunning fable
turbid ermine
unreal aurora
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Guys what's the trick to good deck fixing?

I always try and completely fail at it

final delta
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hello

unreal aurora
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Oh true

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I've only found you like twice in my life though

tribal beacon
unique moat
turbid ermine
tribal beacon
turbid ermine
vernal sedge
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one two three four five six seven eight niiiiiiine

unreal aurora
turbid ermine
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Yea, they are

unreal aurora
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Why is Neko arc and COD together

turbid ermine
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Why not

unreal aurora
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Idk I know nothing about neko arc

tribal beacon
turbid ermine
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Yes

tawdry cloud
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who should i sell

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turbid ermine
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Baron /j

tawdry cloud
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whho

iron hawk
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Hi

unique moat
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I JUST NEED A DECENT JOKER MAN

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iron hawk
unique moat
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i got chicot with this goody aah cards 😭

woeful cedar
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genius

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obtuse forum
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The Legend of Doctor Bob and the Munted Salmon

In the swirling depths of a river not quite of this world, a salmon named Salvatore dreamed of freedom. But fate had a darker plan. One night, under a moonlight woven from photons bouncing off a dying star, Salvatore was pulled into the intestines of a zebra — a cosmic zebra, no less, whose stripes shimmered with the echoes of the Big Really Really Big Boom Bang.

Inside this living black hole, Doctor Bob awaited — a mad scientist with a penchant for culinary horrors. His mission: to munt Salvatore, blending flesh and cosmos into a dish so bizarre it would rewrite reality.

As Doctor Bob began his grotesque feast, Salvatore’s scales began to glow, singing the forgotten lullabies of the universe’s birth. The photons flickered, bending time and space within the zebra’s gut, causing the intestines to twist and unravel like a kaleidoscope of madness.

But just when the munting seemed inevitable, Salvatore leapt — not away, but through — breaking the very fabric of intestinal reality and erupting into the light of a new dawn. Doctor Bob, left holding only a cosmic shadow, muttered, “Next time, I’ll bring a fork.”

And somewhere beyond, the Big Really Really Big Boom Bang winked — amused by the chaos it had inspired.

unreal aurora
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ChatGPT got it wrong too, but it at least it's a real joker

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obtuse forum
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@prisma locust @twin prairie @wide hearth @digital tusk @swift sail

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The Legend of Doctor Bob and the Munted Salmon

In the swirling depths of a river not quite of this world, a salmon named Salvatore dreamed of freedom. But fate had a darker plan. One night, under a moonlight woven from photons bouncing off a dying star, Salvatore was pulled into the intestines of a zebra — a cosmic zebra, no less, whose stripes shimmered with the echoes of the Big Really Really Big Boom Bang.

Inside this living black hole, Doctor Bob awaited — a mad scientist with a penchant for culinary horrors. His mission: to munt Salvatore, blending flesh and cosmos into a dish so bizarre it would rewrite reality.

As Doctor Bob began his grotesque feast, Salvatore’s scales began to glow, singing the forgotten lullabies of the universe’s birth. The photons flickered, bending time and space within the zebra’s gut, causing the intestines to twist and unravel like a kaleidoscope of madness.

But just when the munting seemed inevitable, Salvatore leapt — not away, but through — breaking the very fabric of intestinal reality and erupting into the light of a new dawn. Doctor Bob, left holding only a cosmic shadow, muttered, “Next time, I’ll bring a fork.”

And somewhere beyond, the Big Really Really Big Boom Bang winked — amused by the chaos it had inspired.

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great chagpt emotional story

woeful cedar
unreal aurora
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Anyway, I told them this and they said Banner 💀

Then Misprint, which is literally also common but they also got what it does completely wrong

drowsy flicker
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they follow me where ever i go and i couldn't be more happy

digital tusk
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why is misprint there :(

drowsy flicker
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cuz

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i haven't gotten anything better yet

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nvm i just replaced him

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BUSINESS CARD MY GOAT

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my money problems been solved 🥹

faint nest
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I got the 9/8 joker glitch!

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unreal aurora
twilit veldt
austere axle
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Unlocked Invisible Joker & got Verdant Leaf woo

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boreal niche
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do i keep straps or pants

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unreal aurora
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I'm praying

boreal niche
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i have seed money

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twilit veldt
fluid cove
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my first negative and it sounds like dookie

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austere axle
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First Invisible Joker and it's Polychrome

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slim junco
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Is this setup good?

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final delta
unreal aurora
sharp shell
slim junco
sharp shell
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it’s a pretty good negative

slim junco
unreal aurora
twilit veldt
slim junco
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Upgraded it

cunning rune
sharp shell
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@twilit veldt FUCK you

slim junco
final delta
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oh god all hell is breaking loose again

brisk rain
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I got too much dip on my chip

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slim junco
sharp shell
sharp shell
final delta
brisk rain
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lol

fluid cove
sharp shell
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clipping my wings 😭 🕊️

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slim junco
sharp shell
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it wasn’t

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and you would have saved me

slim junco
#

Holy L am I right

sharp shell
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i hate canio

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@prisma sparrow FUCK you

placid frost
#

Do y'all think that Balatro's going to be at summer games fest?

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Like isn't playstack there

sharp shell
#

gotta be

placid frost
#

playstack also publishes other games

sharp shell
#

i meant gotta be on balatro

slim junco
final delta
opaque shard
#

What color is a lemon

proper spear
#

lemon colored, obviously

magic schooner
#

I have an eternal fibonacci, card sharp, and a ramen, opened a spectral pack and it's grim or black hole. Do i want more aces for fibonacci or is black hole just too good?

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I have high card and pair both at level 3, nothing else leveled

livid furnace
#

grim(?

final delta
wide mica
scarlet sluice
#

Got an Ankh into Invisible Joker and ended up with 3 stencils on this run

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lethal iris
#

i think you just win lol

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replace bloodstone with red card

scarlet sluice
#

Especially with holo on the first stencil giving that bonus +10 mult, that's how it's going yeah lol

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Easy af run (there's the seed too)

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today I learned that stencils don't count other stencils with the mult: each of those 3 is giving 4x mult

scarlet sluice
#

It ain't surviving very far into endless, but this was final build

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random bobcat
#

This is what heartbreak feels like.

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scarlet sluice
#

The Plant strikes again

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another victim claimed

nova shore
#

another victim

random bobcat
#

No directors cut and no luchador 😔 MEGA SADGE

foggy hinge
#

busco una baltrina que tenga buen culo

ripe herald
#

Chat is there a new update

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When was the last one

nova shore
foggy hinge
#

ok

thick moss
#

fuck

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Ah

nova shore
dusty elbow
#

Just had my best run ever

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Thx Nebula deck for the good RNG

thick moss
#

Was wondering why

nova shore
#

bruh

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common sense?

thick moss
#

Well obviously it's not the word that's being hidden here

nova shore
#

could be "people", who know balatrojoker

thick moss
#

fuck with people

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So it's not either of those

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just to

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AH

nova shore
#

🧠

thick moss
#

IT'S JUST TO

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AND FUCK

#

COMBINED

nova shore
#

why are you searching that?

thick moss
#

No I was testing it

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If you say just to it's fine

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And if you say fuck it's fine

#

But the two together is censored for some reason

nova shore
thick moss
#

really weird

outer pecan
#

need strat for orange

slim junco
#

Wassup

outer pecan
#

orange looks so difficult

spice urchin
#

My straight decks keep failing

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My RNG is terrible

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I got to ante 6 with a splash space joker deck

outer pecan
#

I need cavandish to save my ass

slim junco
vernal tartan
outer pecan
#

yeah that's the rng I need!

slim junco
vernal tartan
#

We must all hate straights

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Flushes are the way

#

High cards are the way

slim junco
#

Just do pairs or flushes

vernal tartan
#

Anything but straight

slim junco
outer pecan
#

I am doing blue and spends over 30 trials

slim junco
#

I’d rather do five of a kinds before doing a straight

gloomy wigeon
#

Me when

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jagged wing
rare merlin
#

Just wanna know if this is a bug, I started with 14$ on yellow deck

jagged wing
jagged wing
outer pecan
#

keep failing

jagged wing
#

You starts with an extra 10$

rare merlin
#

Oh okay

jagged wing
#

Yellow deck does that

heady cloak
#

Is it bad that balala has become an inside joke with one of my friends

versed prairie
#

Now turn JokerPoker into one too

stuck raft
#

help yall im out of home and im having balatro withdrawal

mystic nymph
#

Found him in buffoon pack

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-# Foil wee joker

brisk zinc
#

lil jimbo

mystic nymph
#

Big blind shop

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Reroll

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And I find baron

mystic nymph
#

Ended up getting brainstorm from judgement

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Dear god RUHROH

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rare merlin
#

I just beat a run on yellow deck but didn’t unlock the deck you get for beating it

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But when I pressed main menu it said I unlocked the ghost deck but I can play it

young bone
rare merlin
#

And I’m not getting achievements

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Like in that run I got a hand with a million chips and didn’t get the achievement for that

young bone
rare merlin
#

I have

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On this run

young bone
#

wow nice build tho

rare merlin
#

Thanks

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But why would I not be getting it

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Maybe because I’m using data and not using wifi

young bone
#

This is on a phone?

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sheesh

rare merlin
#

Yeah

young bone
#
  • my broke ass bought steam version cuz it’s cheaper at one point *
rare merlin
#

I have it on steam too but I wanted to play in on planes or when I don’t have wifi/data

turbid ermine
haughty panther
#

how do you get the total hands upgraded and activations thing for the jokers

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young bone
#

time to starve for a week, Balatro my beloved

mighty moon
haughty panther
vernal sedge
#

slot machine update when

mighty moon
spice urchin
scarlet sluice
#

Superposition moment

quick moat
#

the one time finding a soul card is bad (you can't take the third one)

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well, maybe not the one time

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but one of very few times

rare merlin
haughty panther
# turbid ermine

did you get a charm tag to get a judgement containing the showman?

rare merlin
turbid ermine
haughty panther
#

how did you get the showman then??

turbid ermine
#

It’s modded to get showman

haughty panther
#

ohhh

rare merlin
#

Was it because I went into endless

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(Not seeded)

turbid ermine
#

No, I don’t know why

rare merlin
#

Ok

turbid ermine
#

Sorry dude

#

Try playing red stakes and that stuff

haughty panther
#

yall know how dr spectered has like the "(total hands upgraded)"?

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rare merlin
#

Mod

haughty panther
#

saturn?

rare merlin
#

Idk

vernal sedge
#

ninjawaaatt

nova shore
#

what

zinc forge
#

I wanna thank the creator of the game for making SUCH a good and strategic game, this game makes me feel emotions that doesn't exist, thanks man

vivid igloo
spice plinth
#

he's gonna love black deck

vivid igloo
#

dont we all

zinc forge
trail spindle
vivid igloo
trail spindle
zinc forge
#

damn

vivid igloo
zinc forge
nova shore
#

uh?

vivid igloo
#

oi mate im gonna have to arrest you now innit

#

can't be spinnin, there's children round here

nova shore
#

youre British?

spice plinth
#

you british innit bruv

zinc forge
#

I just unlocked yorick by a tarot card?

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Is yorick good

spice plinth
#

yep

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goated even

zinc forge
#

Interesting

spice plinth
#

s tier joker for ante 8

slim junco
#

Batro

lethal iris
#

ball a trois

pastel galleon
#

Balatosis

zinc forge
fathom pelican
#

Yoo

zinc forge
cobalt wing
#

the fog is coming

north steppe
#

Sell something for invisible jonkler?

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cobalt wing
#

depends on what build youre going for

north steppe
#

Lebaron James + Mime

#

Like every other run

cobalt wing
#

ok then rebate if you wanna keep upgrading your high card

north steppe
#

I just wanted a funny run with analgyph man

north steppe
cobalt wing
#

i would sell rebate though

#

and maybe get blank when you have the chance

north steppe
#

I have the chance with rebate

cobalt wing
#

im not dr spectred so idk

north steppe
#

I think blank and sell burnt for invisible jonkler

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Or skip

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And get to 50 levels in high card

north steppe
#

Ante 1 blueprint + brainstorm

cobalt wing
#

well do what you think is best

#

ive already given you my idea

grizzled portal
civic dove
#

what is that resolution

#

or video export settings

grizzled portal
#

xbox game bar doesnt cooperate

high orbit
#

you can naneinf this run maybe

grizzled portal
#

and records like that or says that the game isnt open and doesnt work at all

high orbit
#

juggle tag meta

north steppe
#

Not with me being the player lmao

#

Skipped the invisible jonkler

#

Praying for dna because i made a steel red seal king

grizzled portal
#

yesterday i got 2.012e22

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without baron

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and mime

high orbit
#

the idle

#

the atoll

grizzled portal
#

nope

high orbit
#

trib

grizzled portal
#

yep

grizzled portal
#

its not the highest

#

but its the setup i had

#

got brainstorm later on

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its also blue stake

#

not white

median condor
#

blanket addict

north steppe
#

Should handle scoring for now

#

Please give me antimatter so i can keep my rebate game

hard gyro
north steppe
rich pawn
#

But I'm playing 2's😭😭

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hard gyro
scarlet sluice
#

Just brute-forced the plant

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delicate bison
#

this is the way

maiden kayak
#

there is still no news when the update will be out right other than "2025"?

patent flame
#

Photochad bloodstone white_stake white_stake ❌ hanging chad arrowhead and obelisk ✅ ✅ 🪙 🪙

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north steppe
hushed herald
#

Balatro movie including joker and buffoon when?

next hearth
#

Balatro on the Wii U actually.

lofty agate
patent flame
#

Juggle tag

strange swan
#

card

lofty agate
#

D6 tag

hard gyro
#

And i still haven't discovered perkeo on this save

upbeat geode
magic swan
lofty agate
lofty agate
spice ledge
#

Someone?

brazen phoenix
#

grah

wise anchor
#

high card based run :D

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runic mica
#

i got blackhole or something is it rare?

patent flame
cyan fossil
#

Man, I'm hungry

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#

Hope I get a Cavendish next

frank sigil
#

I’m so sad

edgy crystal
#

bro why does discord show me chats from hours ago at the bottom of my screen

upbeat radish
#

Joker idea: overkill
excess points scored carry on to the next round
Unlock achievement: sell luchador on verdant leaf

solar solar
#

its ggs

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runic mica
#

finally ante8

obtuse bone
wet furnace
flint jewel
#

would volunteer on czech translation...

patent flame
solemn token
#

what's a good seed for naneinf? i wanna try for the first time

patent flame
solemn token
patent flame
#

There's a strategy on how to use it early game in the seed forum

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Don't aim for an observatory run

#

Observatory only appears on the 25th ante, I tried it before

#

Play on ghost deck cuz u get a cryptid before the ante 8 boss

solemn token
sly sable
#

is smiley face or scary face better

#

for this

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north steppe
strange swan
#

........card.... give Chip

north steppe
#

Died at ante 17

strange swan
#

mult....

north steppe
#

But I forgot to copy the seed

opaque shard
#

Try to win a run on black deck with hyeroglyph and troubadour

north steppe
#

I did win one with hieroglyph

#

Just get another hand voucher 🤷‍♂️

olive ferry
#

funky!

thorny niche
sharp falcon
strange swan
#

hey ap

thorny niche
#

hey ap more like hey apply for this balatro website for no reason at all

sharp falcon
#

more like apply for a j*b

#

AH!!

thorny niche
#

job = balatro copies

sharp falcon
#

you MIGHT be onto something...

thorny niche
#

getting more money = more balator copies

#

becoming millionare = buy balatro stocks

#

become billionaire = buy balatro company

mighty moon
#

Wait how to use show man?

#

Is like duplicate the card or item on shop

#

Example I buy 1 BP then after few reroll is show up again?

pallid sapphire
#

after a few reroll it could show up again

#

showman just lets it happen, not forces it to happen

vernal tartan
hard gyro
#

Found everything else alot of times

wanton steeple
#

get wee and cavidish ante 2 can't do anything because no scaling

hard gyro
wanton steeple
#

x3 wasn't enough

#

only got me to ante 4

hard gyro
#

You are ante 2

wanton steeple
#

couldn't get anything that scaled

#

couldn't even get a planet pack

lofty agate
#

normal decks///challenge decks

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lavish marsh
#

This card almost feels too good (then again it’s only 3x mult)

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reef escarp
#

sup, how are you guys balatroing it real good today 🙏🏻

lofty agate
trail flame
#

hello! is there any way to transfer my android savefile to windows? Searched and found nothing

lofty agate
#

BRO I JUST BOUGHT THIS JOKER

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thorny niche
#

what challenge is that

lofty agate
lofty agate
trail flame
lofty agate
#

did you search on internet?

trail flame
lofty agate
#

F

lavish marsh
#

What’s the play here? Anti seven I’ve never gotten a legendary before

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patent flame
patent flame
lavish marsh
patent flame
#

Fibonacci > scholar

#

Fibonacci gives more mult

lofty agate
lavish marsh
lofty agate
lavish marsh
#

Doesn’t really fit into my deck I think

#

Especially when ite anti 7 so i don’t have time to scale it

patent flame
lavish marsh
#

True

#

But scholar also gives chips

patent flame
#

Please don't underappreciate chips

patent flame
lavish marsh
#

I got fucking tribulete

#

In an ace deck

lofty agate
#

should i take photo?

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#

i'm playing face cards

patent flame
lavish marsh
#

I did

patent flame
lofty agate
#

but i need to make copys

patent flame
#

Find face cards and take the win

lofty agate
#

okiii

#

thanks

hard gyro
trail flame
hard gyro
trail flame
lavish marsh
trail flame
#

I might be missing something

hard gyro
#

Idk that's why i am saying cloud save screen in the game is just bullshit

trail flame
#

how come such feature is not present

hard gyro
#

I really hope they fix the sell tag joker bug

#

If you accidentally click on a joker you have it always show the sell tag and there is nothing to make it go away

#

I really don't like how they are handling the game

earnest viper
hard gyro
lavish marsh
#

Yeah idk why I expected this deck to go far lol

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hard gyro
#

That's impressive

#

What was the level of the hand

lavish marsh
#

Like 3 I think

hard gyro
#

Cool

lofty agate
#

should I....

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hard gyro
#

You are fine

lofty agate
#

okaa

atomic mesa
#

what should brainstorm be copying here

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hard gyro
lavish marsh
# hard gyro Cool

Just turns out ace decks don’t score to high compared to like photochad

atomic mesa
lofty agate
hard gyro
tranquil briar
#

MAN WHAT A START

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hard gyro
earnest viper
tranquil briar
hard gyro
hard gyro
tranquil briar
#

ZILXSDRF

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#

Smh maybe if I had played high card that might’ve helped but I doubt I would’ve scored 1k

earnest viper
vital glade
#

Pride Joker Idea

The Woker
Common
+4 Mult for each gender you are attracted to.

earnest viper
north steppe
#

I like the game but I still dislike some parts about it

#

He's allowed to criticise the game

vital glade
#

Don’t bother.

#

These type of people believe whatever Fox News tells them and don’t budge even with facts and logic

earnest viper
north steppe
earnest viper
earnest viper
vital glade
north steppe
vital glade
north steppe
#

Completely different things

keen willow
#

Balatro politics wasn't something I was expecting to seebalatrojoker

earnest viper
hollow light
#

I just joined to talk about funny numbers :[

latent hemlock
#

Just won my third gold stake, look at this beautiful combo

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earnest viper
quiet cloak
#

Got my new highest score, shoot the 188 Eris’s sir

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latent hemlock
#

Niceeeee

north steppe
keen willow
quiet cloak
slender bane
#

r we deaduzz

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keen willow
quiet cloak
#

Normally play gold stake but I remembered I have free will

north steppe
quiet cloak
north steppe
#

I don't feel like I'm a homeless man every round

quiet cloak
#

You are just forced to spend when you don’t want to on gold stake unfortunately

north steppe
#

I feel like Sony Ttark

scarlet fox
#

can we buff the needle

#

no discards

#

x5 score requirement

#

all common jokers nerfed

#

legendaries are deleted at end of round

#

itd be funny

quiet cloak
#

Finally unlocked satellite that run cuz I never bothered to do so on the mobile version

quiet cloak
chrome sluice
#

All this copy but no good joker

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latent hemlock
scarlet fox
#

blind that if you lose you have important system files deleted

latent hemlock
slender bane
latent hemlock
#

Ah

slender bane
#

then got 2 ancient jokers

latent hemlock
#

Bice

#

Nice*

#

Loon what I just had

quiet cloak
latent hemlock