#🎙・server-chat
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:((
heyy
That was mean and uncalled for leave blueprint alone
Thank
I listen to heavy metal while i play balatro
i'm very salty
Is that jonkler disabled permanantly
got hit by the crimson heart on the last hand
I listen to evil songs by evil people
All i can play is 2 pairs
I listen to how brainstorm humbles you
Me and her are gonna have hot Yuri sex at the end of the day anyways
Is this server moderated?
Oh no
Yes, why?
There is like 4 n words said here
If it's because of what I said it's just a joke
Oh
If you see it again use the mod tag
Have anyone had a Wild Card flush run with all mineral Jokers and Ancient Joker
Do u guys use that unlock all button on your profile
Yeah :P
What do achivements do
Bragging rights
I play on apple arcade and can make 2 more profiles
We all can
Add balatro to casinos
Local thunk added to their will that Balatro will never become gambling
What do u think wheel of fortune does

Listen to heavy metal when playing balatro its peak
I listen to hyperpop
Oh, is that so?
Music muffles the voices
id be the luckiest person if it wasnt
but alas local thunk wont add gambling to balatro
Gambling is just chances and the game has plenty of those
so surgery is gambling
In a way yeah
YO YO YO
YORICK HERE
Rick: where
CRYSTAL PALACE MAY BE KICKED OUT OF EUROPA LEAGUE 🎉🎉🎉
lol bloodstone just activated 5 times in a flush
wth it did it again the very next flush of hearts
ts pmo
do it...
yeah easy win
I need more planets and better cards now lowkey
Yeah I've been cooking with my builds lately and then I blunder lol
No pc or no $15
womp /j
but yea, I feel ya-
legit the "no games, but unlimited games, or unlimited bacon, but no games" thing

Sorry elaborate please?
its just a silly question people ask
idfk the full details- -w-"
do 5 stones count as flush five
I wiped 😞
Nope, high card
sometimes i forget stone cards exist
its just kinda there
Honestly I've relied on them less and less
I guess they're good for small hand builds
uh
This deck is boring
So true, was harder than black deck for me because I just did not enjoy playing it whatsoever
So you are supposed to remove cards from your deck instead of adding
Even in lower stakes i can't find a way to enjoy this deck
The consumable slot nerf cuz of observatory feels so iffy
Do both to guarantee hands
Yeah I always ended up just running jokerless, only way to enjoy the deck
Except when I got perkeo ante 1, then I observatoried
Unlike ghost where u can literally find immolate in shop
And get free polychrome 1st ante which makes bad long term jokers useful
Which is good for stickers
Ghost and zodiac are my 2 favorites, just had the most fun with em
Zodiac accelerates deck fixing
I had an idol run online out of nowhere
It's insane
Going from straights to flush 5s in one ante is so fun
i just started and downloaded balatro, im on my 4th run, am i doing good (i couldnt ss on pc during the time, i was doin sum)
Yeah, depending on your hand levels this should be a free white stake win
Getting some xmult would help a lot but other than that you’re good
I lost, i got carried by two pairs
If it can’t really go endless yes
I have been playing this game since release but it wasn't until I hit 300+ hours before some things started to click and I started to set some goals for myself. This game has taught me a lot and I am grateful to be here. Excited to finally dive into the discord and celebrate this amazing game with the community. Cheers! 🥂
Understandable
Nice Goji pfp
(I think it's Goji)
(Its from the godzilla battle cats collab)
THEY DID A COLLAB???
Daaaaaamn
I've been missing a lot
Last collab I remember was the Evangelion one
Multiple, some jp only, last EN collab was august 2021 iirc
Daaaaamn, that was a long time ago then
Lmao, evangelion is probably coming back within the next year, but thats getting a bit too offtopic
it's done when I lose
(about the same)
nah i just keep going till i lose at ante 11 most of the time
That’s pretty cool
No u 
Haha very funny game
just had a run where i pivoted from a generic flush build to ace 4oaks in ante 4 and i somehow won
on green stake too
Acrobat is S tier fight me
duped acrobat carried
albeit it didnt matter actually since i could trigger family, flower pot, and both acrobats on the final round
violet vessel got bodied
I really hate Black stake
why?
blue stake worse
Eternal jokers are peak
yeah
carried a run alongside stencil once
Score scaling isn't
thats green
Black stake applies all previous stakes
Blue stack is complete suicide material
Just like all higher stakes
i know, but like eternals themselves arent bad
and can be helpful in the case of i.e madness
ive only won blue stake+ 3 times, and all of them were cheeses with lucky jokers
how the fuck do i gt eternals
Black stake
natural
first time was fib + photochad cheese, second was blackboard cheese, third was madness + stencil cheese
can I just say card sharp is extremely good
yea
I once cheesed with madness
That's how I unlocked invisible
It was a winning set not made for endless
It's my favorite
I just realized you can copy burglar with brainstorm
Starting to become my favorite too
You could do the same with blueprint aswell
Im gonna get 8248 hands one way or another
You can copy burglar when you select blind after you select blind and get the hands and you can copy any other joker you want
And the hands still stay
I love burglar
hey guys
Hey
i eat cards
joker cards?
yes
Lmfao
How does BS work?
I'm jonkling 🆘
I just had candavish break With a Oops all 6
oh damn
ih damn
I’ll break your cavendick
[del.; wrong channel?]
Can’t find a seed (I cannot play mods in my shitty laptop)
baron mime build when canio
@hollow badger
I am too right
Why tf is Chicot here?
my goat fr
🤭
what do i sell
Hate to say it
But
Probably
One of the blueprints
Or
Hanging chad
how in fucks name did i win
at least i got the joker i wanted
Anyway got done binging vids with hours of gameplay of deltarune chapter 3 and 4
Turn down that brightness 😭😭😭
His name is jinx
Hecks no’s
that’s really funny because that’s the name of my parents cat
who looks nothing like my cat
but he chill
my parents cat that is my cat is named atlas and he is not fucking chill
That’s so goated
dang that's alright
hey could anyone tell me what mod allows for skip tags to be bought in the shop? ive seen murphy and Roffle have it but idk what the mod is. thanks
Me when I

Yup. That’s all of them. That’s all the fellas.
"hold up i gotta go through my deck"
the cat triying to sleep and you have the sun on 😭
i hate purpol stake
gg
and Daisy likes PORPOL
ante 32
mods maybe
Yes
bro just steel cards and red seals with no jokers gets u to e30
also what
How do you win a run in 18 or fewer hands?
hai
Skipping
Also I think you mean rounds not hands
But anyways
If you play every round in a typical 8 ante run that's 24 rounds
And if you want 18 rounds you gotta skip at least 6 of them
should i try to buy everything in shop at early antes
early and late antes seem to be the most difficult to clear
middle is easy
I'd say the early ante is more so around where you only buy like one thing at a time
what to priortize first
That way you build up interest and extra hands since the blinds will still be easy
jokers?
Yeah I usually focus on jokers as a first priority
And then if I figure out a strategy I'll start dipping into the tarots
Planets I'd say you can focus on overall but like
Maybe wait until you have at least one good joker you can rely on
alright
What discarding a two pair does to a mf

can i die
7
7
1
yes
time for purple
oh god don't remind me
This is peak Balatro yaoi .
balatro pros always be like 'eugh, go get economy cards at the start', like bro, my luck so crap I am 6 rounds deep and not a single joker that gives money has shown up
why is ace jack queen king 7 a straight flush?
why Yorick
- Is it a straight?
- Is it a flush?
(under four fingers)
all face cards give 10 chips yes
i thought you needed 5 consecutive cards
for a straight
like 1 2 3 4 5
aight now we talkin
Sup jimbos
🫡
heyyy, a joker I have never held before
You NEED me
nah
Yes u do
yes i do have that card but like
I'll be fine chilling with perkeo
You need me
Meh
i guess queen jack king and ace are considered consecutive ranks?
My goat
despite 3 of them having same value
(I have never gotten perkeo either)
hiiii
i have
So true, madness is the best (basically) joker in the game
ironically, canio is the first legendary joker I got
i am not very fluent with cards so i am kind of confused
i've got perkeo, triboulet and chicot so far
basically: flip sound, slide sound, chip cling
despite face cards all give 10 chips there's still an order of the so-called "ranks"
it goes AKQJ1098765432A
so AKQJ10 is a straight
i see good to know
epic
just so you know 5432A is also a straight
cuz As can count high and count low
temperance
nah

should type it like AKQJ1098765432A
I GOT CANIO 🤮🤮🤮
QKA23 is not a straight btw
I'm not saying anything until you realize your typo 
your brain exploded 💥
too many
s
A its 1 too
hehe
fine
i fixed it leave me alone
god damn canio is useless
@civic dove will you kiss brainstorm
so much blueprint to not know the cards
only reason I keeping it is because holographic
👩❤️💋👩
what about redprint?
Check ur DMs
evil blueprint
and greenprint?
Eco friendly Blueprint
I made a discord server for joker cards
chicot youre so outdated now we only need turtle bean not you
and colorblindprint?
finally made canio somewhat useful
colorblind blueprint duh
that's turquoise-green-brownishprint
PICTURE THIS for me
"1 in 4 to retrigger any joker any amount of times", it exist xd
😭?
Baron, perkeo, hanging Chad, photograph, and cryptids in the consumables
what about cyanprint?
1/2 to trigger lol
yea, its slow
With me? IM SO GOATED
it's fine I can just get glass cards and my glasschad combo will be online the same way as photochad
violet viessel? 😭
I hate being hispanic
ain't need chicot to run photochad
You 100% do
you can read more memes then :v
99% of gamblers quit before they get a soul spectral card
nah they're not gamblers, not like us
balatrear
rate my jokers
CANIO?
I got unlucky
😾
clusterfuck but in jokers
dale like a ese curi

the hell will potassium do?
it is mult in yellow
it is just +50 mult
:c
make it so everytime it gets used it gets reduced by like 5
there, mult but decaying
potassium 
that is every existing food joker
maybe if splash card present, explosion
because potassium and water
its balatro not PHD
really wishing i had an ecto....
too bad
sell canio
god damn it my glass cards keep breaking
is it worth to sell canio over oops?
over blueprint yes
oops carrying your run rn
pivot to flush five and find idol and then u can sell oops
what's ur canio at
yeah sell canio
copy S&B for extra triggers, should make some of those cards into luckys now too
i want to learn how to do these setups
tarot cards
I am always so happy when I see my modded cards in the shop
i just played with buffoonery mod and like the first modded joker i saw was saiyanjimbo
i love goofy stuff like that
which one?
2
20 dollars
what the dog doing?
adds dog seal to 3 cards
and?
Dawg
what dog seals do
do you think it gonna work?
2X mult when scored
woof.
yea but I just started
You know Toby fox?
Oh just get to know the game first, play around for a bit
then you can start learning how to do endless stuff
im stuck on ante 5 and 6
my 4th playthrough did get me to ante 8
should have gone for the head
When's friends of Jimbo 5 coming out so I can pray for a deltarune deck
what
I want more friends of Jimbo
idk what it is
The free updates that add Collabs to the face cards
they’re alt textures for the face cards that are collabs with other games
you dont plsy with mods?
Nah
shit was not worth
what did u retrigger w me
sock
well if u needed score retrigger bloodstone
Mr Balala is tired of playing games
rip
Your ass is dying
o7
yeah it gave it to me as i died 😭
anyone else here like drinking beer and playing balatro
Runner says if hand contains a straight right?
I assume straight flushes contain straights
So I would assume runner works with straight flushes
oh that makes sense
I don't actually know since I don't think I've ever played a strush while having a runner lol
real talk why does playing 4 of a kind not trigger if contains 2 pair
But I assume it works
Because a two pair is two pairs of different ranks
And a 4oak is two pairs of the same rank
wild cards loose their wild card buff if debuffed?
i see
So while a Four of a Kind has two Pairs, it does not have a Two Pair.
Is balatro renamed to balatro complete on mobile
hello chat i have a question
last hand before death
if a vampire succs the stone out of a face card, will that reset bus?
good question
can i run balatro mods on a linux compiled balatro?
its balatro decompiled, recompiled to linux
how would i do mods on that
guess what happened
nno? i think
and by i think i mean i’m guessing
i mean the face card scores but bus checks for faces before vampire sucks methinks
credit card in the reroll surplus
dont you mean in the card sharp
yeah
credit card in buffoon was finally real
ik
first time ever
a once in a lifetime event
trused
send seed
It depends on the order of Vampire and Bus
If Vampire is before bus, it sucks, then resets bus. If it is after, then bus increases in mult before vampire sucks
Balatro is fun

Bro
Like what should I do
Both are op for early game
Ig I am going for astronomer
astronomer
I died pretty quicj
I didn't find any scoring jokers
Astronomer was good but I needed scoring jokers to back it up
rip
crazy
riffing and raffing
guys i love insivible joker sm rn
frfr
I hope you get the plant
move blueprint to baron
OH HELL NAHHHHH
eternal
Jonklers can get seals?
double para 🔥
frfr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
how do u unlock invisible joker
win a run while only having up to 4 jokers
win a game with never having more then 4 jokers
i def remembered and didnt use the wiki
sounds hard
nah
theres a deck just for that
the fact that I got brainstorm normally spawned negative blueprint the baron 3 times in a row but couldn’t get a single tarot card to make my deck spades is crazy😭
theres a challenge run where you cant use any jokers at all
W
💩
Lucky cat and photochad carried omg
I didn't even have to sell any jokers for verdant leaf
shall i
Idk your current setup is pretty good
Messiest deck ever
yeah
Is it winnable
shall i round 2
Planets and seals?
wdym
Planet cards and red seals?
yeah i didnt cop it
Chips are better than mult
im good with this setup
what abt them?
Brother i am asking if you used planet cards and red seals to win😭
What was your strategy
What deck and stake are you
ohh yea duh
flush 5 glass king polychrome red seal
im not playing atm lol
Sheesh
yup
do i stop my money making?
which one am i missing
What's more valuable here: copying the Ancient Joker, or the Trio?
Spectral pack
Uhh salutations chat
o/
He already has it
It's the standard playing card pack
No why would you
pareidolua
If you want paredolia I would suggest getting rid of smiley face
You don't need it since you already have scary face
But you will always need econ
Man i want to draw more balatro stuff but when I draw something strictly in its sources art style, it gets really hard to draw said thing in my own art style
I just want to draw Jimbo, man
scary face is chips but smily is mult, and it adds a lot of mult because it kickstarts the xmult
Chips > mult
Guys how to use invisible joker perfectly
Because ofc the copying is random joker
But sure there any way to predict?
Well if you want to guarantee a joker you would need to sell any other joker except the one you are hoping to be copied
Other than that it's just luck
Yeah, what he said
But it's aleeb seed
The legendary jokers seed?
Yes
Damn I hope the fool can use spectral card or there soul card on shop
balatro balatrez
You can get spectral cards in shop with omen globe voucher
It's on pack...
And aleeb is a broken ass seed so
What I mean is just consumable can keep it like other consumable card , and I think soul card can't be keep it
Lmao
I need a Jimbo plush so bad
Yeah you can't keep it in consumables


But nvm how about these
Is there a Jimbo plush in the joker shop? 
Wtf is this
What
What do I pick here?
Least modded run
Hm, what's the best move here?
Ong
Do I simply replace the Trio with the Family, or?
Well definitely not the flush joker
(I'm doing 4OAK Kings)
Maybe get brainstorm
K
: (
What hand are you playing
4OAK with Kings!
Sell trio ig and get the family
Bet, thanks Jimbo!
Crazy that the main character of this game is here, huh?
I lucked out with Ouija bwehehehe
Yeah crazy
And many of them are lucky cards
Too bad this is just a white stake run, but I'm working on levelling magic deck up
That ended up working out lol cuz I got hanging Chad the next shop
Let's send it. GG. Great run!
I could go Flush Five for the meme
... It would probably score higher too because of the ancient
I'm going Flush Five for the meme
Swell
No is the balatro mobile ads and it's goofy ngl
Honestly the balatro ads are peak though
It's peak yes but ngl it's creep me out
Balatro mobile doesn't have ads
Why would it
You paid for the game
Why would you get ads in it
I like the unsettling aspect of the trailers
I think we're talking about the Balatro Mobile promotional material
Oh absolutely
Balatro mobile is OUT NOW on Apple Arcade, the Apple App store and Google Play
Apple Arcade: https://tinyurl.com/mrxvbcmu
Apple App Store: https://tinyurl.com/3ek4bwem
Google Play Store: https://tinyurl.com/vtkzj64s
More than the original trailers
The one before it is better
The release date one
This one is good too
Looking through everything, frame by frame is very fascinating
But the release date one is the best one
The mobile release date trailer feels like a comical threat
And i love it
Special thanks to that one person who translated the wingdings in this one, by the way :)
Didn't know that Jimbo ever needed to cry for any reason until I read the translated text
Want become my friend?
AHH
AHHHA
foil card sound
Love your mother
Collab skin card
AHH
IhavetwobananasinmyhandsdoyouwanttoseemeEATthem???
Ngl i first thought balatro was a horror card game in some way because of the release date trailer
Is this meme edit or you post it on wrong channel
I never knew the game existed untill I saw the game awards nominees
Then i was surprised it was released on Mobile
bro
hahahaha
AAAH
Welcome to clown shop
Dude I can't stop laughing
I've known of the game for a while because my friend used to constantly open the game continuously and I could see that from Steam notifications
What
I really think the game is made for mobile and switch
It feels perfect
Smoothy and simple UI
Easy to play
Nice visual
And banging music
Bro what you doing while take shi*?
OFC BALATRO
No not to that extent
yes
is it a good idea to yoink idol
I usually travel alot and I need something to keep me distracted
This game like drug I can't let it go
I NEED NANEINF
I was in a 13 hour trip and that game was the only thing that kept me sane
i think this guy likes balatro hmmmm can’t put my finger on it though
is it just me or the gold stake is downgrading your luck? ante 7 is the best i can do but when im playing in another stake, the joker is absolute madness powerful.. no pun intended
Grind money first then yes build strong deck
I think luck is relative in the game it has nothing to do with the deck or stakes
Certain decks and stakes only apply restrictions
But they don't interfere with the rng of the game

I even realize the stake was type of difficult not type of economy
I would suggest getting rid of idol from brainstorm if you don't have a fixed deck
Idol is very situational
and it worked
More like sexist
The jack that will ruin the hand:
Why you sell yorick
Wait no
Yorick
Im blind
You sell hanging chad
But why
good start?
oh dam
also yes a good start
really good actually
if i got trib oh ma gawd dude imagine
JJ
best run so far
e14
how do i unlock the blueprint joker?
I'm adicted to color
how do you check your most played hand
i got splash on round 2
run info
Win one game
If i win 13 I get 13 blueprints?
No

If you sell a luchador at verdant leaf do you disable the boss blind or do you obey the verdant leaf rule?
Shower thoughts
Yes

burnt joker is the worst rare
it barely does anything
boi that's cap
actually
i completely forgot about vergabobd
or whatever it’s named
the homeless joker
burnt joker is one of the bad rares
how about that
nope he's awesome when econ is bad
If you genuinely think vagabond is bad maybe the problem is on you
That was a little rude
You should just try to play a little different
Vagabond isn't that good with both interests vouchers
If you have your deck fixed then no? Cause you always get the hand you want and a free celestial pack so
It can be one of the best jokers and one of the worst
Then don't buy those
Baron?!!!
Or don't buy vagabond after having bought those
Every joker is bad in a certain scenario, doesn't mean they're always bad
Yeah Vagabond is really good but still situational, like most rares
One tarot card per hand is INSANE
Baron is not as good as naneinf runs make you think
I had DNA and Baron on a gold stake ante 8 run and BARELY survived
And I had steel kings
What level was your high card
Okay I agree baron is situational but once you have a baron and a mime it's game
Nah
If there's a invisible joker or showman trade it for the sock and buskin
alright
whats ur deck
so beatiful
wdym?
what does your deck look like?
you have under 54 cards so you must hvae done some deck fixing
yo.
As high as I could have gotten it on the run lol
no im not
Lvl 7...
where did that card go then ;-;
It was gold stake though so the game wasn't cutting me any slack
Do shop only showed up 2 same joker or they infinity
Balatro Andy
only 1 copy of any card can appear in the shop, packs, consumables, or joker slots at any time
showman disables this limit
balatro
trobala
Theres only 52 cards in a standard deck btw
Not 54
oop
where do i post something misc or like something big like compiling all noped suggestions into an idea thar isnt serious
uhh theres a joke suggesstion thread
i know about sheet suggestions
nvm ill just keep it to myself until it has like 50 noped suggestions
this game made me perk up at hearing or seeing the words "ancient joker"
It's obelisk and campfire for me
It's like to the point where ancient joker feels like a second name to me kinda. probably because my PFP was furry ancient joker for a while.
DAILY MATH CHECK!
Which number is a factor of 2011?
A) 41
B) 17
C) 7
D) None of the above
I'm jonkling 💪
Straight up jonkling it
round 2
im okay with either
Name all numbers that are divisible by 47 in 1100 to 1700
gay
No
this was funnier in my head 💔💔 its balatro related
1128 1175 1222 1269 1316 1363 1410 1457 1504 1551 1598 1645 1692
Correct!
Round 3 or wait 48 hours?
Chat… I fumbled
rip
rip
rip
I am not crazy about photochad
u ruined the chain
What chain
WHAT CHAIN
"rip"
alright so if i call myself stupid ill remember this
I am in a screenshot now I'm gonna milk this and make a podcast as "The Rip Guy II"
That chain must've been so important
yea yea very important
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Well rip
¯_(ツ)_/¯
There you stopped it
Or did anyone start it?
Idk
I think I was missing too many plutos
Probably eris
<@&1133519078540185692>
It was a HC run so eris wouldn’t have done anything
Agree
Really if I did this in plasma I would’ve only needed 46 kings but I was extra and did it in a non plasma deck so I needed about 20 more than I could get
can someone tell me what happened to chill chat?
or thunk chat or whatever it’s called
Thunk talked about what happened to it more in detail here: #🎙・server-chat message
aw:(
He's also on vacation hiking
guys
I have presented my profesor Balatro
and he LOVES IT
Sorry that is in spanish
but he made a balatro mathematical problem
So like there 150 joker so and buy another 150 , so then no more joker appear?
just as i thought this run can't get much better 
so if you exaust all joker options for any rarity, all cards of that rarity will be jimbo
for vouchers you get blank voucher
planets you get pluto
and i don't now what tarot and spectral defaults are
praying for canio 🙏
i beat orange stake!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought this would take way longer because of how hard i struggled with blue and purple
dont u mean triboulet
glass shatter = destroy
yeah exactly
i just accidentally fucking sold my polychrome blueprint
runs over gg
The best joker is always blueprint and Im not sure if anyone will disagree
the 5oak build
.........card
damn
Can someone help me learn this game
you learn by playing and reading the card descriptions
does 4oak contain two pair?
nope ☹️
trust me you get better by just playing
Ok
Hi
What jokers are good for plasma deck
Sigh of course I get this in the shop when I don't have enough money
seed?
i disagree
KAQCMC17

