🎙・server-chat

[raven quiver]

And if your deck is fixed enough

You can try spaceman + dice or +blueprint or brainstorm

Or even burn joker

Those are the best ways to get levels

But don't play towards levels all the time

Only early mid gane

[viscid bridge]

Alrighty

[raven quiver]

You want to get enough levels to get rid of chips and flat mult and move to multiplicative options

[viscid bridge]

Gotcha

[raven quiver]

Just get your deck fixed and open planet packs whenever you can (without spending that much)

You'll be fine

[viscid bridge]

Alrighty

[thorny niche]

inconvenient existance

[strange swan]

this truly was... a Balatro...

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 🫃

[neon olive]

dude i chose emperor tarot, WHY DID IT GIVE ME THE LOVERS

i think i accidently burned money 😭

im never playing balatro pvp because im gonna kill my run one way or another somehow 💔

[fallow briar]

greetings

[final delta]

my favourite boss blind

[slim junco]

Is ts gonna naneinf

[wicked dove]

perchance

[strange swan]

you happen a lot in my plasma Deck runs

:(

[fallow briar]

lel

[meager spade]

go away

[fallow briar]

beat me in gold stake first

[meager spade]

already did

[fallow briar]

what deck

proof

[meager spade]

you are the pain in my ass in my painted deck

[fallow briar]

1.2 mil chips requirement :trollface:

[meager spade]

🍌

[sonic frost]

this might be peak

[fallow briar]

WHAT

rhat's really cool

[sonic frost]

the game feels amazing on Switch 2

[stuck oyster]

He's super cool

[sonic frost]

Game is so smoooooth

[lethal iris]

oooh

switch dos

[sonic frost]

Si

[lofty moth]

my first naneinf on an unseeded run without using the brainstorm mod 🥹

[stiff ore]

Nice one dude

[sonic frost]

Balatro on switch 2 is amazing

[meager spade]

the gros michel that refuses to die

as we go into ante 8 from ante 1

[twilit veldt]

mgmt űðÆ

[turbid ermine]

I like ur pfp

[hard gyro]

You cheating poker?

Why

Using joker = cheating poker

Illegal poker hands

[meager spade]

thanks i drew it myself

[little citrus]

Balala joker poker

[thorny niche]

the ante 8 requirement should increase with how many people in the server

[civic dove]

Cryptid ahh modifier

[pure knot]

like why tf 😭

should i get to ante 18 to win the run ??

isnt ante 8 is a win ?

[civic dove]

u need to beat the ante 8 boss blind to win a run

[pure knot]

damnit

i was in the big blind like tf

[hard gyro]

How did you get that much econ

I am terrible at managing my econ ngl i buy anything I see at all shops

[versed prairie]

Average green deck enjoyer

[hard gyro]

Yeah i forgot about green deck

[pure knot]

i got alot of tarot cards that doubles my coins and the ones that gives me the amount of the jokers if i sold them

[hard gyro]

But honestly green deck is so boring

[pure knot]

i dont use the green deck

[hard gyro]

Black deck at least offers a bit of challenge with it's -1 hand

[pure knot]

i used the black deck

[hard gyro]

Oh that makes sense

[pure knot]

yeah fr

[hard gyro]

Black deck is a pain in the ass

[pure knot]

its not if you are careful with every hand you play

[hard gyro]

Try playing on higher stakes

[steady hollow]

doea anyone know what dimension ( size length x breadth pixels) a typical balatro card is

[pure knot]

i only have the white stake

im a begginer

[hard gyro]

Exactly

You will see how pain of an ass black deck is on higher stakes

[pure knot]

damn

[vital thunder]

im suffering

[steady hollow]

i would have been better if it was in pixels instead of inches 😭

[vital thunder]

142x190 according to this reddit post

[steady hollow]

alr thanks

[vital thunder]

or 71px wide and 95px tall

idk

both are said
reddit is such a platform

this image is 142x190 so i think its right]

[pure knot]

its all i found

[turbid ermine]

Cards are 71x95, but there’s one pixel of empty space for the gaps on all 4 sides

[gritty bay]

besides nopeus are there any mods to increase game speed?

[turbid ermine]

#⚙・modding-general is a better place to ask

[gritty bay]

OH DAMN

wrong chat i meant to ask it there my bad

[outer pecan]

what's the best speed up mod

[turbid ermine]

It’s fine, we all make mistakes

[outer pecan]

really need that

[turbid ermine]

I know you did this on purpose but you can ask at #⚙・modding-general

[strange swan]

Card.... Card do Chip... Give Chip to Hand ...

[worldly marsh]

I know it's been a bit but given there's no modmail I don't really have a choice other than to ask here until I get an answer, is there a way to get feedback on my moderator application? I'm wondering whether my experience was unable to be verified

I wasn't in the relevant server at the time of application so my roles weren't visible (although admins would have been able to verify my experience)

[sharp falcon]

142x190 is the 2x size used in balatro

for pixel smoothing n such

[vital thunder]

ah

[sharp falcon]

i keep it off tho cuz its more optimized without the pixel smoothing (i think atleast)

cuz it uses the 1x textures

[ocean summit]

you can go on Wiki fandom or something like this, and copy an image on Aseprite, Krita or anything

[rare yew]

I haven’t found any evidence to say that’s true so far

It uses slightly less raw vram but frame rates across all platforms I tested are identical

And when I say slightly I mean slightly

I am thinking of removing the option and just setting it to true

Should have done that for launch

[west pendant]

localthunk thank you for the emojis you are a legend and hope you're having an excellent vacation

[rare yew]

Thank you it’s wonderful so far! Went for a run today in my hometown and it was lovely

[lost furnace]

🐳

[wind raft]

is there a tutorial on how to mod

i want calculator mod and quick select mod

[sharp falcon]

there's a tutorial on the steammodded github

im pretty sure

[noble wagon]

plant emoji yoooo

[frank fjord]

Is that good idea, guys?

[plucky tangle]

yes funny

oh wait

[frank fjord]

[untold kayak]

Yo

[west pendant]

the backpacking trip sounds awesome, I used to live in Montana and would love to bug out for extended trips like that

[merry terrace]

the mountains in montana and idaho are so beautiful, i would kill to be able to take a backpacking trip out there again

[modest lagoon]

is there a sandbox mod where you can test out different joker combinations?

[slim junco]

Hi young Jimbos

[slim junco]

Canada has such great views

[fallow briar]

greetings

wait a minute

oh dear god

[slim junco]

I went there for my grandmas funeral during spring

[slim junco]

[stray dirge]

We’re doing this again

[slim junco]

Doing what

[stray dirge]

We did this last Sunday Gezz

[slim junco]

Bro I thought deltarune was free

[stray dirge]

No

Ofc not

[slim junco]

What the freak man

[scarlet wind]

I’m cooked

God

[novel fjord]

Anyone else get switch 2 today

[scarlet wind]

Lmao

[slim junco]

Shold I play Balatro or fix my life?

[scarlet wind]

Balatro fixes your life

[slim junco]

Correct

You get x6 Mult permanantly now

[scarlet sluice]

That feel when you pull Canio on the abandoned deck

Time to create face cards just to destroy them lol

[scenic flame]

Well, I have to make an announcement… I’ve been thinking over it a while and I can pull of being a girl, but I just don’t want to pull it off full time, you know? So now I’m using they/them pronouns when I feel like being a girl. Stay tuned for future updates.

[wanton steeple]

Got mine last night

Group of ppl playing smash Bros in middle of the store

Dude just brought a table and people just gather to play smash

[austere axle]

The Wheel worked wonders and now I have a polychrome Photograph and Hologram

[drifting ginkgo]

do i?

[merry terrace]

i dont think so

[winter plume]

I've been in Mario kart world for 5 minutes and it's already got a 11/10 soundtrack

[runic mica]

someone want this?

[brisk zinc]

imagine getting a free brainstorm on a deck that only has 1 joker slot

[sly crown]

why did you buy it?

[brisk zinc]

i got it for free from a skip tag

took it to get money from selling it

[wooden obsidian]

this almost feels illegal

[lavish marsh]

Do I sell empress to get death

[shy dove]

depends on what ur copying

[lavish marsh]

(I just got photochad this shop which is why my deck is so Wierd)

[lavish marsh]

Hopefully steal king

[candid pine]

anyone here try out bunco? saw a yt vid and looked rly sick

[shy dove]

id say w photochad ur best off copying lucky face cards than steel cards

[lavish marsh]

Really? Wouldn’t u want to try and get a ton of steal kings to just farm mult

[shy dove]

well photochad already gets u enough scoring already

steel cards mean ur keeping them in hand instead of playing them which is the ultimate goal

[lavish marsh]

Well yea but photoChad is meant for high card which leaves seven cards in your hand that can be scoring mult

[shy dove]

i guess if you wanna

id much rather copy lucky cards since those offer immediate benefits and levels in high card + photochad is already so strong anyways

[worldly cape]

Gigaphotochad

[lavish marsh]

Do I swap anything for sock and buskin

[west void]

seltzer prob

that or mime

[lavish marsh]

K

[west void]

whats ur deck look like

[west void]

yeah seltzer

[lavish marsh]

K thx

[wooden obsidian]

there's a brainstorm too

[lavish marsh]

Let’s gooo checkered deck

Is using crypted on steal ace worth here cuz yea more steal but also less chance of getting steal king

[wind raft]

this game is so bullshit

[signal escarp]

yo i just got 3 photographs a hanging chad and blueprint and two brainstoms and got the plant on ante 13 or smth :c

[brisk zinc]

nice!

[wind raft]

my friend started playing today
Hes deck is all holographic 7's ( lucky)
LITERALLY THE TUITORIAL SEED

just when were about to die

NEGATIVE DUSK

and bloodstone

[lavish marsh]

Now to use checkered deck to carry me until I can get plasma deck

[wind raft]

the most fucking insane tutorial run ever

[slim junco]

What are we thinking

@distant acorn you’re usually good at this

[runic mica]

how i can put among us skins on cards

[slim junco]

Go to customize deck in the menu

[brisk zinc]

yea this thing in pause or main menu

[wide drift]

Hey chat I finally won my first run lol, if I choose to play endless mode will it save my current jokers and translate over to a new game mode

[runic mica]

oh thanks @slim junco

[slim junco]

No problem

[fathom fjord]

Endless will just continue your run. It’s still the same game

Same if you decide to back out to main menu and re enter the game

[wide drift]

Cool thx

[fathom fjord]

Congrats btw

[slim junco]

Yo can someone help me 😭🙏

[fathom fjord]

Yeah just roll into manacle for that +1 hand size

[slim junco]

What?

[fathom fjord]

Idk what do you need help with

[runic mica]

thats switch?

[slim junco]

Nvm tho I sold my abstract for hanging chad

[fathom fjord]

That’s probably the play depending on what you’re playing supernova for

So… do I take ankh? :p

[brisk zinc]

of course

[strange swan]

Definitely cards

[strange swan]

Just manifest negative and eternal on all your jokers, smh ...

/j

[hybrid timber]

Fun fact, glass joker is technically the fastest scaling (non legendary) joker as it scales .75x per glass break which is better than even the likes of the GOAT hologram

[brisk zinc]

need more photos

[hybrid timber]

In practice its not that great just because having your xmult bank on shattering useful glass cards sucks

[lavish marsh]

New best round and new best hand

[fathom fjord]

Smh my head should’ve bought nat negative showman into eternal negative blueprint

[hybrid timber]

Though with dice I would see it being pretty sick

[hybrid timber]

Congrats!

[lavish marsh]

Imagine if I had managed to get blueprint or brainstorm lol

[lavish marsh]

Thx

[modest temple]

bi hate black deck

[lavish marsh]

I love black deck

At least for the beginner five decks it’s prob my favorite

Fun on whitestake/endless

good challenge to higher stakes

Unlocks checkered deck (which is a cool/fun deck)

Then again I’ve been playing for like a week that do I know lol

[modest temple]

i just think its smelly.....

[lavish marsh]

Fair enough

[arctic robin]

should i take the baron or nah?

thats the deck

[wind raft]

insane

[deep forum]

I bottled on blue deck so bad😭 😭

[tulip oasis]

can anyone show me how to get balatro mods

please dm me

[arctic robin]

are you playing on steam?

[modest temple]

i wonder...

[arctic robin]

nice

[humble grotto]

nice

[arctic robin]

nice

[humble grotto]

okay

[warm dome]

On a scale of Balatro to Poker, how are we feeling?

[shadow heart]

If yo ass does not have a flush house by small blind ante 1 yo run is doomed

[upper solstice]

Flush house in the big 25

[shadow heart]

Im feeling kinda Continental today

[scarlet wind]

Am I cooked?

[warm dome]

probably

let's see the cards and the poker hands

[shadow heart]

Most likely

[shadow heart]

1 hand it says

Oh mb im dumb

I did not read and process it

[scarlet wind]

Ye I’m cooked

[warm dome]

violet vessel is cruel lmao

especially when you're starting out

[scarlet wind]

Yep

More when I’m trying to get back my stats cuz I lost them lmao

[deep forum]

Yh

[deep forum]

I beat the bitchass 600k one

[royal kite]

Hi ^^

[scarlet wind]

Hello

[junior bobcat]

I HATE BLUE STAKE SO MUCH

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

[strange swan]

jimbo

[brisk zinc]

we all do

[ocean wolf]

Average erratic deck being absolutely not broken and totally fair:

[ocean wolf]

Going from >blue stake to red deck white and getting double the discards felt like I was on drugs

[junior bobcat]

I have gone from green stake to blue in a few hours in ghost

I no longer enjoy this

I hate the blue deck

I’ despise it

[brisk zinc]

that's how i felt too

it's getting nerfed in the next update tho

ghost deck my beloved

[ocean wolf]

And I'm glad

Losing a discard is annoying

[shadow heart]

It is easily able to counter with wasteful, but the thing is even getting wasteful

[brisk zinc]

yea you have to pray for the voucher rng and it's still -$10

[shadow heart]

Erratic deck can either give you an deck with like 2 extra queens or fuckassery like this

No in the middle

[ocean wolf]

Oops, all 10s

[brisk zinc]

which is a lot of money in this game

[ocean wolf]

It would have been funny if the bugged seed had all 6s instead of all 10s

[shadow heart]

Heck would've gone wild

[autumn lynx]

Is this enough king of hearts??

[celest marsh]

nah

[scarlet wind]

Finally

[wide drift]

Congrats

I got super lucky and pulled a yorick and everything fell into place after that

[ocean wolf]

Nice

Yorick absolutely carried my first win

[winter vector]

lol

[strange swan]

Hey, checking in - is this a Joker Poker?

[lavish marsh]

Bro I just want to play flushes please!!!!!

I’ve already done plenty of photochad

And then second shop I get sick and buskin

I guess there’s no escaping photochad

[lavish marsh]

lol

[scarlet wind]

:c

[lavish marsh]

Died to the head (I was playing a hearts deck) start a new run and well well we’ll look who it is

Like please I just want to play flushes

[kindred iris]

How do you install the cryptid mod on mobile

[modest temple]

to my knowledge you cant install mods on mobile4

[lavish marsh]

Man Ngl I thought checkered deck would be better this is kinda mid

[junior bobcat]

That’s the neat part you don’t

[tight fox]

balatro but solitare

[hard gyro]

Isn't balatro just solitaire mixed with poker with a twist of roguelike?

Idk how localthunk made such a thing work but it did

Ngl tho I can't stand solitaire or poker yet I love balatro so much

Balatro just feels good

[tight fox]

now i understand gambling addiction

[hard gyro]

I used to do gambling then it ruined my life so I can agree Ig

I am so glad I recovered from gambling tho my mental state was shit

[glad oriole]

its supposed to be a different game that i cant remember the name but yea basically

the only real poker aspect is the handtypes

[hard gyro]

Isn't that just poker?

Poker is just luck

You get a hand and you hope the handtype is compitable with it

[glad oriole]

poker has a lot of strategy involved

mainly in like bluffing or whatever

im not too experienced i’ve played like once

[hard gyro]

I never understood solitaire

[glad oriole]

with fake money fyi

solitaire is pretty much just luck

[hard gyro]

Like i always tried to move cards and I can't so I just can't

Like how do you play

[glad oriole]

there’s probably some strategy but idk it doesnt really feel like it

[glad oriole]

your goal is to get every card in the little piles on the right

i think

im thinking of the google one

[hard gyro]

Feels boring

[glad oriole]

its kinda entertaining

[hard gyro]

I don't like solitaire or poker

[glad oriole]

though honestly

[hard gyro]

Somehow I can't stop playing balatro

[glad oriole]

balatro is nothing like solitaire

[minor karma]

Jimbo I bet you quit before winning

[glad oriole]

probably because its not like solitaire or poker mechanically or strategically

[tight fox]

ooh or a blackjack mode where you need to score up to or under certain points

[hard gyro]

It still has something to do with spades hearts clubs and diamonds

[glad oriole]

as does poker

and most card games ever

[minor karma]

Jimbo I reckon u go gamble again and u will win

[hard gyro]

Actually I used to win

[minor karma]

Then keep winning

All the gamblers stop before winning big

[hard gyro]

But i felt I didn't deserve that money

[glad oriole]

i like poker its fun but i dont think i would wanna bet real money on it

[minor karma]

Jimbo you deserve anything

[hard gyro]

I used to bet on hi lo

I was an expert in hi lo

Prob one of my betting games

[minor karma]

Why not bet on hi lo again?

[hard gyro]

Because i don't want to

[minor karma]

But now you donate to charity

You would be like Robin Hood

[hard gyro]

Yeah with dirty money

[minor karma]

But you would be helping people

[glad oriole]

money earned gambling isnt dirty

[minor karma]

Right mindset

[hard gyro]

It is

You literally take money people who lost

[glad oriole]

but also its not like robin hood didnt get his hands dirty he deadass stole money from the rich

[minor karma]

I can tell you have your head in the cards

[glad oriole]

now i think thats fair cuz rich people suck

[hard gyro]

Those who lost could've commited self harm or robbed or did anything illegal

[glad oriole]

they lnew what they were getting into

[minor karma]

So your comparing gamble money to drug money

[glad oriole]

they knew it was risky

[hard gyro]

I felt guilty when I had that money

[hard gyro]

Gambling is a drug itself

Gambling addiction exists

[minor karma]

In a metaphorical sense yes

[glad oriole]

its addicting sure

[minor karma]

But Jimbo

[glad oriole]

not all addicting things are drugs tho

[minor karma]

When you gambled

[hard gyro]

Yeah it's harmful aswell

[glad oriole]

i’d rather have a gambling addiction than a meth addiction

[minor karma]

You got positive feedback

[wanton imp]

any vc in here? or active vc community

[glad oriole]

none here

[minor karma]

I’d rather have both

[hard gyro]

Probably not

[glad oriole]

why

[minor karma]

Best of both worlds

[glad oriole]

meth is awful

it destroys people

[minor karma]

I’m joking

[hard gyro]

Anyways cut the topic we shouldn't be talking about gambling in a server where there could be kids

[minor karma]

Balatro in a sense is gambling

If you peak at the right angles

[wanton imp]

https://gyazo.com/e0826eec6614379d9372f9db4c855815 do i take the special packs or keep em, have approx 6 blind be4 bust

[hard gyro]

Like i said cut the topic

[wanton imp]

sould i take skip?

[minor karma]

Jimbo I think you should give hi lo a shot and donate all profit to a charity

And keep rest to break even

[hard gyro]

I think you should stop telling me what to do lol

I know better thx

[glad oriole]

i mean discord’s tos has a minimum age

[minor karma]

I’m trying to get fallen soldiers

[glad oriole]

(13)

which is still a kid but yk

[minor karma]

🎰🎰🎰

[hard gyro]

That's still a kid bro

[minor karma]

I’m 14

[glad oriole]

wonderful

[minor karma]

Isn’t it

[hard gyro]

Wym by that

[minor karma]

Does that make me a child still?

Right enough

What do you mean by that

[glad oriole]

what are you insinuating

[tight fox]

i left for two minutes and you're talking about meth?

[minor karma]

Pedo

[hard gyro]

I am asking a question

[minor karma]

You are a pedo

[hard gyro]

Not insinuating anything

[glad oriole]

thats quite the accusation

but no im not a pedo

[minor karma]

But you said wonderful when I said I’m 14

[hard gyro]

That's not evidence

[glad oriole]

in that case im not really sure

[minor karma]

Elaborate what you meant by that

[glad oriole]

i dunno

[minor karma]

Did I say it was

[glad oriole]

bold of you to assume im into you

like i barely met you

[minor karma]

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt

[hard gyro]

No but you accused them of being a pedo

Strong fucking accusation

[glad oriole]

i dont know what you’re like or how you look

[hard gyro]

Pretty serious one too

[minor karma]

Because she said wonderful when I said I’m 14

I’m joking guys just rage bait ❤️❤️

[hard gyro]

That doesn't make it ok to accuse someone of such a thing

[glad oriole]

yea real funny rage bait

[minor karma]

I didn’t actually mean any of it

[glad oriole]

dont make jokes like that

its a sensitive topic

[tacit chasm]

oooh drama

[patent flame]

Nothing pedophilic about this

[glad oriole]

yea

[patent flame]

Not fucking funny kiddo

[tight fox]

not cool bro

[patent flame]

Maybe fucking think before u tryna make ppl laugh

[hard gyro]

Why do people drag such topics further like conversation ended and people still dig it up for some reason lol

[patent flame]

Pushing 14 and is a dumbass already gg

[tacit chasm]

he is just trying to save himself by saying rage bait xD

[patent flame]

Yeah

If u deadass get groomed online not any of our fault or business

[hard gyro]

Can we cut the topic?

[tacit chasm]

what does these number after your name mean?

[analog timber]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[glad oriole]

balatro stuff

[hard gyro]

Scores in the game I believe

[patent flame]

My highscore hand

[glad oriole]

i mean mines not balatro related

[inner tiger]

Dúo

[patent flame]

And my decks that are gold staked

[glad oriole]

its ror2 related

[inner tiger]

Sup*

[glad oriole]

hola

[hard gyro]

Nah trio

Hey bro

[tacit chasm]

ahh nice

sup man

[analog timber]

tldr @inner tiger

[tight fox]

checkered deck my beloved

[hard gyro]

Too late don't you think

And also that would insinuate I am the one who started it

[glad oriole]

i mean tbf its not really an appropriate topic for this server

late or not

[analog timber]

I linked that message because it was in the thicket of it, rather than assigning blame

[tacit chasm]

i lika balatro what about you guys?

[inner tiger]

Timed Kris out. I'm at a wedding rehearsal if someone else wants to hop in

[glad oriole]

yeah

i love balario

[full remnant]

What happened

[hard gyro]

At the wedding rehearsal you mean?

[glad oriole]

nothing

[full remnant]

You’re a fraud

You’re not the real Jimbo

[glad oriole]

well something but we’re moving on

[tacit chasm]

its great but damn hard. i jsut started. struggling with black deck

[hard gyro]

You sure?

[full remnant]

Yes

[hard gyro]

How you know

[full remnant]

I know the real Jimbo

[patent flame]

Thanks alot

[full remnant]

We have memories that cannot be defined in words

[hard gyro]

You are really special

[patent flame]

I thought i was gonna timed out cuz of my aggression lol

I seriously don't tolerate dumb behavior like that

[hard gyro]

Dont remember having any memories with you I am quite known

[tacit chasm]

people rehearse weddings? i thought it was a "do it by feeling" kinda thing

[full remnant]

Because you’re not the real Jimbo

[hard gyro]

I hang out with important people like triboulet and perkeo

[full remnant]

We beat gold stake for the first time together

[hard gyro]

I only been to one wedding

Food is great

You also get to see alot of ladies

[full remnant]

Real

[hard gyro]

Yeah i danced with a baddie once

[full remnant]

Me and the REAL Jimbo beat gold stake together

[patent flame]

Yea so things don't go awkward and wrong

[tacit chasm]

i have been to a few when i was younger. never had to rehearse tho. ladies always nice but too old for me at the time (i was 7 last time)

[full remnant]

For the first time yesterday B-)

[patent flame]

I've been to alot of weddings

[tacit chasm]

bu..but thats the fun part 😦

[patent flame]

There's no dancing

[patent flame]

Hell no

[hard gyro]

There is a dance floor

[tacit chasm]

no dancing?? wtf man

[hard gyro]

People dance on it

[full remnant]

That’s what I’m saying

[hard gyro]

I can't imagine a wedding without dancing ngl

[tacit chasm]

ppl dance on eachother sometimes too. depends on the wedding and how much you have drunk tho

[hard gyro]

Would be pretty depressing

[full remnant]

Erm what the freak

[hard gyro]

Nah people here are respectful we don't do that

[tacit chasm]

everyone in a corner on tik tok the whole time xD

[full remnant]

Riddle me this Jimbo

[hard gyro]

Delete this

[full remnant]

Why

[glass bough]

As a person with a gambling addiction, guys it's not an addiction I can quit whenever I want😀

[full remnant]

/gen

[hard gyro]

I am disgusted

[full remnant]

Answer the question

[tacit chasm]

99% of gambling addicts stop before the big win

[hard gyro]

I feel like anyone who says that gets paid by the gambling industry

[full remnant]

Starting on like $20 can’t you be a billionaire in like 20 hands

[glass bough]

99% of balatro players quit taking rare tags before they find wee joker

[full remnant]

WEE

[tacit chasm]

i wish. i think i only pay them.. for now

[hard gyro]

Yeah because I find blueprint and brainstorm

[tacit chasm]

sure why not

[full remnant]

we all know wee is better

[hard gyro]

Who is we?

[tacit chasm]

wee? is this soviet union?

[full remnant]

Wee joker

Your son, Jimbo

[hard gyro]

I don't have children

I ain't even married

[nova shore]

JAJAJAJA

[tacit chasm]

did you go to get the milk jimbo?

[full remnant]

I think he did tbh

[nova shore]

there's 0 chances that you dont speak spanish

[hard gyro]

Guess I am 0 chances

[tacit chasm]

there is 1 chance you speak english

[hard gyro]

Yeah chocolate milk

[nova shore]

daaaaah, where are you from?

[hard gyro]

I love chocolate milk

[hard gyro]

Rather not say

[nova shore]

UK

[hard gyro]

Don't try to guess

[tacit chasm]

did you know alot of americans think choclate milk comes from brown cows

[nova shore]

i read that shit, like 45%? 😭

[hard gyro]

Not surprised considering Americans have amazing body shapes and brains

[tacit chasm]

yeah its crazy stuff

[full remnant]

Sybau 💔

[hard gyro]

I have a theory americans's brains are in their asses but that's just a theory you know

[nova shore]

Spain is not far behind. There are people who believe that the cow on the packaging is just the company's mascot, and that the milk comes from somewhere else.

[glad oriole]

the oroblem is that you dont want to

[patent flame]

I'm glad I'm Asian

[full remnant]

They aren’t

Source: Am American

[glad oriole]

but hey

one day you’re win it big

[tacit chasm]

i have a theory american brains are kfc mashed potatoes and bigmacs

[glad oriole]

as an american i agree

[hard gyro]

How many fingers do you raise for number 5

[nova shore]

23 years of my life and it has never been a problem for me. 🔥🔥

[solemn elm]

mambo

[full remnant]

Four and a thumb

[hard gyro]

What's a thumb

[solemn elm]

the one that can be opposed

[nova shore]

?

[solemn elm]

a thumb isnt a finger because its only got 2 bones rather than 3

its a digit though

[full remnant]

What I’m gonna shove in your beady little eyes if you don’t stop saying stupid things

[nova shore]

it haves 3 not 4

[glad oriole]

💖

[inland osprey]

No p when declared🔥 🔥

[hard gyro]

I can shove my knuckles in your eye sockets but that's assault

All love tho

[full remnant]

Real

[tacit chasm]

if you count the bone that goes to your wrist then yes

[hard gyro]

I am a calm person

[full remnant]

Try me fake Jimbo

[nova shore]

From there the finger moves, where do you think the tendon passes?

[glad oriole]

nya

[solemn elm]

😭 my individual in christ

[tacit chasm]

idk man im talking about the hand, i aint no doctor

[nova shore]

jimbo wouldn't say that 💔

[hard gyro]

I would be charged with assault if I tried to fight any discord keyboard warrior

So i am calm

[full remnant]

Real

[glad oriole]

why are you called jimbo when your pfp is hologram

[solemn elm]

the counting starts from the phalanx forwards

[hard gyro]

I am a hologram jimbo

[tacit chasm]

why u casting spells?

[solemn elm]

the metacarpal isnt considered a part of the finger/thumb

[glad oriole]

laughing my ass off

[nova shore]

with that logic all fingers have 3 xd

[full remnant]

Is it canonically just Jimbo in various outfits?

[solemn elm]

no the fuck they dont 😭

[hard gyro]

Yeah exactly

[solemn elm]

wait

[glad oriole]

yea except the thumb

[solemn elm]

no yeah that logic is sound

all fingers have 3 bones, because the thumb isnt a finger

[hard gyro]

Jimbo (joker) is basically the father of all 149 other jokers

[solemn elm]

which was my original logic

[glad oriole]

thats what i mesnt to say

am big stupid

[full remnant]

SO YOU DO HAVE KIDS

[tacit chasm]

who is the mother?

[hard gyro]

I am one of the kids

[solemn elm]

asexual reproduction

[full remnant]

me 🤠

[hard gyro]

Balatro feels like a game based in space where the player is suspossed to play the cards for eternity untill he loses and dies

[tacit chasm]

havent heard of that orientation yet. must be a new one

[nova shore]

you can't move your metacarpus?

[glad oriole]

he?

[hard gyro]

In my mind it's a he

[nova shore]

what

[full remnant]

I’m not a he

I’m a they :(

[hard gyro]

I never said you were

[glad oriole]

brother there’s more than one balatro player

[solemn elm]

have u really not?

[nova shore]

XDDDD

[tacit chasm]

he is saying he went and fucked himself

[hard gyro]

I was never talking about you

[tacit chasm]

nah its a joke ik what it is

[glad oriole]

they’re a balatro player so yes you were

[nova shore]

oh, bulgar mitosis

[hard gyro]

Someone fucked themselves?

[tacit chasm]

was gonna be like a type of bisexual

[glad oriole]

that would be sexual still

[tacit chasm]

jimbo. since he is the dad and the kid

[full remnant]

Master baiter

[hard gyro]

Bro what

[tacit chasm]

you heard me

[glad oriole]

^

[hard gyro]

Jimbo molested himself 149 times?

[glad oriole]

asexual reproduction is mitosis

[nova shore]

the chat is getting out of control xd

[willow reef]

polychrome banana

[full remnant]

I’m screenshotting this

[glad oriole]

maybe stop this discussion

[tacit chasm]

i never said anyhting about molestasion

[willow reef]

what

its obvious that the jokers were all printed in a factory

[full remnant]

No

[willow reef]

yes

[tacit chasm]

clones?

[willow reef]

yes

[hard gyro]

You said jimbo is both the father and the kid

[glad oriole]

no jokers just reproduce asexually via mitosis

[nova shore]

so the printer is the mother of all jokers?

[nova shore]

i like this mor|

[hard gyro]

Yeah it makes sense you insert stuff inside it and it spoofs jokers

[glad oriole]

they’re like amoeba

[full remnant]

Mitosis

[tacit chasm]

yes

[glad oriole]

wait do amoeba do mitosis

idk

[nova shore]

reasonable enough

[willow reef]

proof

[glad oriole]

im not a microbioligist

[nova shore]

yep

[full remnant]

Jonklers do it too

[hard gyro]

Amoeba is a bacteria

[tacit chasm]

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the shell

[willow reef]

❌

[glad oriole]

nuh

[nova shore]

how you think they reproduce?

[glad oriole]

they’re like little single celled organisms

[hard gyro]

Seperation

[tacit chasm]

divorce

[glad oriole]

so mitosis

[hard gyro]

Yeah sorry I skipped by biology classes

I love maths

[solemn elm]

amoeba are protists

[glad oriole]

igamine

[full remnant]

Just like I skipped all my blinds

[hard gyro]

Nice

[full remnant]

Best way to play the game is to not play the game

[glad oriole]

i skip at most 1 blind per run

best way to play the game

[full remnant]

Cringe

[glad oriole]

it works

[solemn elm]

Based actually

[hard gyro]

Couldn't agree more

[glad oriole]

not hot take but throwback isnt very good

[solemn elm]

playing how you want instead of pushing "your way" of having fun is based <3

[full remnant]

I’m executing you

[hard gyro]

Throwback is pretty good tho

[glad oriole]

true…

[solemn elm]

calling someone cringe for having fun in a videogame is cringe

[glad oriole]

thank you

[hard gyro]

Calling someone cringe because they called someone having fun in a game cringe is cringe

[solemn elm]

elephant react him

[full remnant]

Make me

[hard gyro]

Nah jimbo react me

[glad oriole]

self reacts dont count

[full remnant]

Sybau 💔💔

[karmic falcon]

for nan inf is it better to use ecto and lose 1 hand size for an extra blueprint or not

[tacit chasm]

everyone clown reack jimbo

[solemn elm]

globywan hor creak mibo

[glad oriole]

no 💖 💞 💗

[hard gyro]

Isn't jimbo technically a clown react?

[pearl cypress]

yall like my build

unseeded

[hard gyro]

Wtf

[full remnant]

How

[pearl cypress]

yorick

[solemn elm]

folga wolga imolga womp

[pearl cypress]

Y O R I C K

[hard gyro]

Ladyluck

[glad oriole]

yes

[tacit chasm]

its a joker

[full remnant]

Rick build

[solemn elm]

ankh/invis/showman -> invis/showman

[hard gyro]

A joker is a jester a jester is a clown

[glad oriole]

usually naneinf runs have 1 or 2 ectos used

to my knowledge

[full remnant]

Bean

[solemn elm]

"usually"

[glad oriole]

:3

[tacit chasm]

whats a naneinf

[glad oriole]

its like roughly 1.8e308

[full remnant]

The size of my dih

[solemn elm]

what happens to your score when you go past the scoring cap

[hard gyro]

Something beyond the understanding of the game

[solemn elm]

doesnt exist, got it!

[glad oriole]

heheh

[tacit chasm]

ahh thanks

[full remnant]

Ty im nonbinary

[glad oriole]

that is what nan means

[patent flame]

Ew

[hard gyro]

There are kids in this server

It's a +12 game

[full remnant]

Ok and

[tacit chasm]

in my experience nan is a tpe of indian bread but ig this is too

[glad oriole]

nuh uh its 18+ becauss themes of gambling

[full remnant]

No thats naan

[tacit chasm]

ahh mb

[glad oriole]

it stands for not a number

[solemn elm]

PEGI changed it to be 12+ a few months back

[full remnant]

Cringe

[pearl cypress]

The forth yorick joins the fray

[hard gyro]

People don't want to hear about your privates in a discord server about a card game

[glad oriole]

oki

[tacit chasm]

yeah i failed maths so idk

[full remnant]

Aight sorry Jimbo

[glad oriole]

its more of a computer science thing methinks

[hard gyro]

What's the Xmult for each one

[pearl cypress]

11

yorick my beloved

[hard gyro]

Cool

[full remnant]

You need flat mult

[glad oriole]

planets:

[tacit chasm]

yeah all i know is to make bread and cinnamon rolls ngl

[karmic falcon]

what should be our next step for nan inf?

[glad oriole]

yum

[tacit chasm]

sell all jokers

[full remnant]

Steel polychrome those sumbitches

[hard gyro]

Keep copying and make steels

[patent flame]

Turn all of them to steel

[karmic falcon]

N… no?

[glad oriole]

ideall you swap out a mime for another blueprint or brainstorm

[tacit chasm]

sell all kings

[patent flame]

Yep

[karmic falcon]

why poly?

[hard gyro]

Bye

[patent flame]

No reason

[full remnant]

Another 1.5x mult

[pearl cypress]

IVE DONE IT (UNSEEDED)

[glad oriole]

maybe make sum steels

[patent flame]

It doesn't contribute to scoring

[pearl cypress]

I LOVE YORICK

[brisk zinc]

what do i sell

[patent flame]

It makes it look pretty is all

[full remnant]

R I C K

[karmic falcon]

Held in hand doesn’t poly right?

[glad oriole]

i mean gold cards are great for serpent and stuff

[brisk zinc]

my deck is all steel

[patent flame]

Yes it doesn't count poly

There's no reason to gamble for it on aura card

[glad oriole]

how much is the glitched photo at

[patent flame]

U want another bp bs

From invis or showman

[brisk zinc]

x5.4

[patent flame]

And turn them into steel

[glad oriole]

vampire then

[brisk zinc]

okay

waiting for observatory

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[glad oriole]

true

[brisk zinc]

sry

[hollow hamlet]

Happy pride yall

[hard gyro]

What's that

[hollow hamlet]

Deadly sin

[hollow hamlet]

OK but why is your profile picture not jimbo

[hard gyro]

As in the size?

[hollow hamlet]

JIMBO

Autocorrect

Damn you

[young bolt]

I'm gonna cry guys because i think angels deserve to die

[fallen blade]

How long did that take you?!

[slim junco]

I need aid

[slim junco]

and eat some chop suey later?

[opaque shard]

Plasma deck is hard

You know what else is hard?

Rocks

[slim junco]

YOU

Help me

👁👁

[vernal tartan]

red stake is hard

[wicked dove]

stone deck reference?

[final delta]

anyone want a negative consumable

[raw fractal]

Omg it’s perkeo

[raw fractal]

Why haven’t I got you in my collection yet 😡

[final delta]

Im sorry 😔

[raw fractal]

It’s ok ur forgiven

For now

[karmic falcon]

please help

we want nan inf idk what to do

[obtuse bone]

Check out my checklist guys https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JtkUidxh9IQgCfMYt5qQfDGLo0hD5LxhgFRK-p9rzyE/edit?usp=sharing

[turbid ermine]

No

[leaden saffron]

Oh hey, I sell photo right

[karmic falcon]

is this saveable?

[turbid ermine]

I feel,like selling dusk is better

[hot pike]

neg shortcut looks amazing

[young bolt]

Gemme the seed

[karmic falcon]

uhm it’s random

[young bolt]

😦

[turbid ermine]

Selling photo is subtracting 2x for the first everytime the first face card is triggered

Plus a with ur trib, it’s basically 4x

[leaden saffron]

Yeah but dusk is harder to find, photo is still a common

I would need it later on

[turbid ermine]

Personally, I wouldn’t sell it

[leaden saffron]

We ball

[young bolt]

Heh, Balatro, more like Poolatro

[final delta]

🤨

[stoic meadow]

find DNA and sell the non negative mime for it, if you don't find it it's gg

[karmic falcon]

yeah… i didn’t

[stoic meadow]

that said it's going to be GG anyway because you don't have money

[karmic falcon]

74/77

[stoic meadow]

it was doomed anyway

[karmic falcon]

mail in maybe

or my gold cards

[stoic meadow]

too late

maybe you could have

sold DNA for parking after beating boss

you'd need to get super lucky with serpent

and with finding parking

[hot pike]

no new stickers but this was a fun run

[light viper]

hello, so glad to be here, so congratulatory to the creators, so obsessed that i imagine traditional instrumental versions of the music to relax, while i'm working.

[remote moss]

Chat I got my first ante 17 run

18*

[magic swan]

do you think they explore each other

[remote moss]

What does that say

[nova shore]

every time yorick discard
he become 1x powerful than me

tf that means

[remote moss]

Me with my hampter

[nova shore]

what he do to you xd?

[light viper]

[ I'm afraid of the boss. ]

[remote moss]

Nothing, his just silly

[nova shore]

i cant find the video of the squeashy hamster

[nova shore]

jokes on you, i dont know enough english to understand that meme

[light viper]

I honestly am too inexperienced to save this seed and win, because of hidden card abilities of the bosses that may be (and is right now,) coming up.

I do NOT want to lose this seed data.

[kind topaz]

Got my first e today with an unseeded baron mime

[worldly marsh]

you get the seed even if you lose

[light viper]

I know I can use sort by suit but hidden cards can cause linear discontinuties in my flushes.

[light viper]

Oh thank heavens.

[nova shore]

straight's player?

[kind topaz]

I usually do flushes

But went with high card to get most kings for baron

[light viper]

I have only won against 8th ante one time, with blue deck. I have lost so many times with the +1 joker -1 hand deck. But then I just went with the flow with pairs+flushes and it lit right up, luck just fell in my lap.

[kind topaz]

Checker deck is fantastic for playing flushes once you unlock it

[light viper]

It feels like an unbeatable Jokers' Hand, but I don't know how lucky I can be relying on sort-by-suit.

I only need 1 hand to win but I only get 3 hands and the face-down face-cards could ruin every attempt.

My deck is almost entirely standard. I didn't take any opportunity to mess with it. So this is a classical deck question.

All I have is, both black aces are +4 mult.

Given the order is spades-hearts-clubs-diamonds, any face card could ruin my flush power. Is this a dead end? Is it too specialized?

I mean, I have three X1.5 compounding; I have a bunch of plus mults, a nice +50 chip; it just feels unreal but bam it could lose to too many face cards over 3 discards.

[kind topaz]

I don’t think it’s that big a deal especially on white stake

[light viper]

Yeah... I dunno, it's just the first run that made me feel excited since the only other time I won.

I like vanilla stuff.

(Not that I question how well balanced the core game is and statistical works are.)

[kind topaz]

Yeah I get that, from what I have heard you are still pretty new/ early on in the game. Things like that happen in balatro you just gotta get used to it.

[glad oracle]

oh fuck I'm high I didn't mean to post that here

[kind topaz]

lol

[light viper]

Well I come from a long history of Rogue, Roguelikes, and Roguelites (and, yes, Gachas and Deck Games) since the early 90s. So I am "used to it", I just haven't felt this invigorated by an RNG game since forever.

[vernal sedge]

uh slot machine update when

[vernal sedge]

my name is edwin

i made the mimic

it was difficult to put the pieces together

but unfortunately

something went so wrong

and now i cant do anything

but sing this stupid song-

my name is edwin

(edwin, edwin, edwin)

[light viper]

🎶

[vernal sedge]

what he said

[light viper]

^

[vernal sedge]

^^

[light viper]

🎵^🎶^^_

^^_🌀

[hoary kernel]

gold stake red deck done :)

TWO yoricks

[light viper]

(edwin, edwin, edwin)
(...)

[light viper]

🫳🏼✨️ (...) (edwin, edwin, edwin,)

[vernal sedge]

(edwin, edwin, edwin) MY NAME IS EDWIN (edwin, edwin, edwin)

whens the edwin joker

edwin update when

slot machine update when

[light viper]

ahh the chorus

[turbid ermine]

MY FUCKING SPARE TROUSERS, NOOOOO

[vernal sedge]

NOOOOOOO

[light viper]

^^_🌀 fffffff

[vernal sedge]

new pfp

its like im a new person

[turbid ermine]

Guess I’ll play red card

[vernal sedge]

whats that

idk jokers by name, face, or desc yes i have to read them every time

[turbid ermine]

The red card… is a red card

[vernal sedge]

nahhhhhhhh rlly

whats it do

[turbid ermine]

Red card

[young bolt]

My plan to make Ayoub in: The Fine Mistake of Mine"my dream game":
1-learn blender and learn the artstyle of the old cgi
2-learn godot
3-make a 5k kickstarter and if i don't reach my goal i'll find another way
4-i'll look for good indie publishers like devolver digital
5-i'll look for voice actors, animators, musiciens, and other devs to help me
How much time it'd make to finish the game: about 5-7 years

Loser plan tbh

[turbid ermine]

I can’t remember abilities, I know what they do based on the art

[vernal sedge]

oh and the red card is just

red

[young bolt]

Won't happen lol

[turbid ermine]

Yes, it’s like a red card

[vernal sedge]

from

[turbid ermine]

Soccer/footnall

[vernal sedge]

amonbug

[radiant orbit]

sale balatrito?

[random grove]

Does jonkler order matter in balatro

[sweet tide]

Yeah

Plus mult to the left then times mult to the right

Nothing else really matters tho

[random grove]

What

[sweet tide]

So like, supernova right, you'd want to put that to the left of something like card sharp, since he's times mult. If you put the Jokers that say plus mult to the left of the Jokers that say times mult, you'll get bigger number

[random grove]

What about chips

[sweet tide]

The order of them don't really matter, I like to put them on the left tho

I just think it looks nicer

[random grove]

And jokers like hanging chad?

[sweet tide]

I don't think they matter either, it's specificly only the plus mult and times mult

[random grove]

I dont really find xmultiplier in shops only stencil joker

[sweet tide]

Well if/when you do, make sure you put them to right, number go bigger

[random grove]

Thank you blueprint

[sweet tide]

No problem Me