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cobalt falcon
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For me you aren't B

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Face cards are very valuable in balatro

brisk zinc
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what the hell is the left one i've never seen it before

stray dirge
restive swallow
brisk zinc
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ty

candid wyvern
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everyone needs a little +4 mult in there life.

drowsy flicker
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Why is obelisk in F

cobalt falcon
drowsy flicker
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How does that make it F

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It's still useful

cobalt falcon
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Not to me

drowsy flicker
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Crazy work

brisk zinc
vale fog
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bro doesn't know how to pivot for obelisk 😭

warm quarry
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even if you can find a use for it

candid wyvern
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my throwback is better than obelisk 😭

cobalt falcon
drowsy flicker
cobalt falcon
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Any other x mult is better

drowsy flicker
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Do my eyes deceive

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Is that photochad

restive swallow
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no calm down

drowsy flicker
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Shut up

restive swallow
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what the hell DColon

drowsy flicker
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I love photochad

candid wyvern
restive swallow
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literally cryin Blubbers

cobalt falcon
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Where would you put obelisk?

restive swallow
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in da trashhhhhhhh

warm quarry
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F

turbid ermine
warm quarry
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LOL

drowsy flicker
restive swallow
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you're forgiven

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next time i see photochad i will pick them up for you

drowsy flicker
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Maybe D

cobalt falcon
drowsy flicker
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It was useful when I used it

unborn musk
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How many steel cards do you need for naneinf

warm quarry
viscid quiver
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NARRATIVE LIVE EVENT IN 6 DAYS

neon wren
cobalt falcon
viral crow
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finally

drowsy flicker
cobalt falcon
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Bonfire is super easy to build

warm quarry
unborn musk
drowsy flicker
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Obelisk is like a good temporary xMult Joker

cobalt falcon
drowsy flicker
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It's def not for the long term but it's good for getting to a good build

candid wyvern
cobalt falcon
drowsy flicker
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I've never seen a sticker in my liffffe

cobalt falcon
brisk zinc
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i kinda speedran this and didn't think too hard

drowsy flicker
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What the fuck is an eternal!!!!

cobalt falcon
drowsy flicker
candid wyvern
brisk zinc
viral crow
drowsy flicker
candid wyvern
onyx sorrel
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The thing is with obelisk is. It scales too god damn fast you don't even know it was already at 5x by the time you reach ante 7

restive swallow
turbid ermine
oblique hound
unborn musk
oblique hound
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Like getting all your mult from flash card and chips from castle/runner

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And then pivoting to obelisk to stack to 3+x mult

onyx sorrel
oblique hound
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I used it before on very desperate runs

deep falcon
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i found out my teacher's husband plays balatro, is this a w?

candid wyvern
onyx sorrel
cobalt falcon
cobalt falcon
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But you have to pivot often

warm quarry
oblique hound
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Like this was the perfect case scenario for obelisk useage

candid wyvern
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this run was pretty nice on its own

drowsy flicker
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blackboard is a good joker

stray dirge
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Here’s my tier list

onyx sorrel
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Guys I'm new to the game. Is this good?

candid wyvern
drowsy flicker
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no its horrible

wide folio
patent flame
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It's just LED

oblique hound
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Runs desperate for x mult

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Also well

wide folio
stray dirge
drowsy flicker
wide folio
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So lucky

cobalt falcon
patent flame
brisk zinc
turbid ermine
oblique hound
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You can theoretically pivot from 3oak to 4oak, or 4oak to flush 5

brisk zinc
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it's supposed to be the tierlist but idk what happened to the image

stray dirge
onyx sorrel
oblique hound
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Since its very unlikely your flush 5 will be most played hand

candid wyvern
brisk zinc
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ok i screenshot the tierlist since it doesn't want to download properly

drowsy flicker
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ive gotten chicot ante 2 twice in the past 3 days

cobalt falcon
oblique hound
brisk zinc
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this list is based on me and my playstyle only

stray dirge
oblique hound
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He scales chips crazy fast, faster than any other chip joker

brisk zinc
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you can disagree all you want

cobalt falcon
oblique hound
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Also dagger is pretty good as well

candid wyvern
patent flame
oblique hound
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Build up some econ and sacrifice expensive jokers

brisk zinc
stray dirge
oblique hound
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Is it because you forget to move the dagger

brisk zinc
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either you sacrifice a joker to it or it doesn't do anything

oblique hound
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And acidentally sacrifice your x mult joker

candid wyvern
onyx sorrel
brisk zinc
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no i literally never buy it so that can't happen

oblique hound
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Tbf perkeo isn't that op

brisk zinc
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i technically don't even have it discovered since i never bought it but played that one challenge

oblique hound
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Hes great if endless pilled

patent flame
oblique hound
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But perkeo doesn't give that much immediate benefit

patent flame
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Trio xmult is huge

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For conditional xmult

oblique hound
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Hes sort of like a really powerful econ joker

brisk zinc
candid wyvern
onyx sorrel
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I'd like Wee, duo, trio, and carsharp in A. High A.

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Wee is tad bit lower.

brisk zinc
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wait why is showman in F

patent flame
oblique hound
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Dna, trading card, money joker, all combined

cobalt falcon
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Card Sharp S

onyx sorrel
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And runner is for me just A also.

cobalt falcon
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That card is broken

patent flame
patent flame
brisk zinc
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it can also give you copies of a good joker

patent flame
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S tier is reserved for consistent and high win rate jokers

brisk zinc
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i hate the runner

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takes too long to become useful

patent flame
oblique hound
brisk zinc
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just not a fan of playing like that personally

onyx sorrel
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BB's really consistent.

patent flame
candid wyvern
brisk zinc
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blackboard can give x3 mult pretty easily tbh

patent flame
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How about

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Swap places with trio?

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Wdyt

brisk zinc
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isn't it supposed to be your opinion only

patent flame
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But 3oak is easier to form than having to adjust for blackboard

onyx sorrel
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It's better. But that's my opinion. You would swap or place them both.

patent flame
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I'm kinda skeptical

oblique hound
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You can 3oak and blackboard

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Just yoink the other 2 cards in played hand that aren't black

patent flame
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3oak has good scaling and can be consistent

cobalt falcon
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Blackboard is super good

patent flame
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Blackboard too is consistent but like

onyx sorrel
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My top 3 is
Pair
Straight
3oak.

patent flame
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Maybe i should blackboard S tier

onyx sorrel
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But I think duo and trio are high A.

patent flame
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Instead of changing position ms

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Cuz both are really consistent

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Okay what's next

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I think the F tier is very justified

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In gold stake

unreal stream
onyx sorrel
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Scholar in F

oblique hound
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Blackboard makes world and moon go CRAZY

onyx sorrel
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That's plentiful.

patent flame
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Aces are hard to draw

brisk zinc
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chat give me a deck to play a white stake run on

patent flame
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If u call it early game joker still

brisk zinc
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i'm bored

stray dirge
patent flame
brisk zinc
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i'm so bad at plasma but fine

patent flame
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Zodiac can be fun though

onyx sorrel
brisk zinc
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i'm still not sure how to properly play plasma

oblique hound
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Plasma is just get chips joker early

brisk zinc
onyx sorrel
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Go crazy at rng deck balatrojoker

patent flame
brisk zinc
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okay

onyx sorrel
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Chip early xmult later.

patent flame
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Don't use mult in plasma

vale fog
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I won plasma gold stake with chips gaming

patent flame
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Makes scoring alot worse

patent flame
unreal stream
patent flame
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I always prepare for all bosses

oblique hound
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And try to go hard on chips, bull , stuntman, arrowhead go pretty seeet

vale fog
patent flame
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Oo nice

oblique hound
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Also marble joker if you are into that for some reason

stray dirge
glass river
brisk zinc
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an opinion can't be wrong

oblique hound
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Straights are good, but they sometimes let me down

brisk zinc
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you can disagree with it sure

stray dirge
oblique hound
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Failing when I need that 1 number card

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Well, 2 generally

unreal stream
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if it's how much they like said joker then yea sure but if it's how good they are then it's objective and not just an opinion

patent flame
stray dirge
brisk zinc
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i didn't look that closely

alpine orbit
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my campfire getting disrespected 😠

brisk zinc
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yes i agree with campfire in F

alpine orbit
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what why how

patent flame
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Campfire F indicates unskilled player

brisk zinc
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no it doesn't

alpine orbit
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campfire is high A tier for me 😭

stray dirge
brisk zinc
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you're not better just because you use that

drowsy flicker
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i dont like Ramen soley because i discard a lot

patent flame
brisk zinc
stray dirge
unreal stream
drowsy flicker
brisk zinc
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you're being fucking annoying once again

patent flame
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Objective fact

alpine orbit
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sorry, i meant to @brisk zinc

patent flame
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My winrate in gold stake became higher after using obelisk and campfire

candid wyvern
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Boss blind Tier list

patent flame
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I'm not even trolling and ragebaiting this time

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Unbelievable

stray dirge
patent flame
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It's the quickest xmult scaler in the game

alpine orbit
patent flame
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Ofc it resets otherwise it's gonna be too broken

onyx sorrel
stray dirge
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Maybe

onyx sorrel
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I mean in the difficulty spectrum

drowsy flicker
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the plant.

patent flame
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Like every rare joker it has its own build setup

onyx sorrel
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Crimson heart reeks of stupidly hard.

patent flame
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All rare jokers are late game jokers

alpine orbit
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blueprint brainstorm?

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ancient joker?

unreal stream
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if you only found these jokers in S tier to be useful then that indicates that you only really play low stakes which is fine but in higher stakes these would never be that high

onyx sorrel
patent flame
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They're as good as ur best joker

alpine orbit
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you said they're late game jokers

candid wyvern
alpine orbit
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how are they late game jokers?

patent flame
brisk zinc
drowsy flicker
patent flame
drowsy flicker
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what the fuck is a balatro

unreal stream
patent flame
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They're as good as ur best joker

drowsy flicker
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im being sarcastic

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im

candid wyvern
unborn musk
onyx sorrel
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Guys help me. I'm new to game and I'm struggling to beat purple stake.

alpine orbit
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im confused

candid wyvern
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nothing really

unborn musk
patent flame
patent flame
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Just like how campfire works

unreal stream
patent flame
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If u take early campfire u don't obviously use it

oblique hound
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Campfire goes crazy on gold stake because of rentals

patent flame
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U can beat the first 5 antes without xmult

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That's enough time to setup for obelisk and campfire

onyx sorrel
patent flame
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Campfire needs good econ obelisk needs a stacked hand type

alpine orbit
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no what? campfire requires good econ; blueprint/brainstorm works with anything. you can pick up DNA early if you have a blue seal or whatever; vagabond is something you use early especially; baseball card works early game

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ancient joker can also be picked up early game

turbid ermine
patent flame
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Oh yeah forgot vagabond is balanced all game

alpine orbit
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wee is something you pick up early

patent flame
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Stuntman and vagabond

alpine orbit
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and can ramp up quickly

patent flame
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Are pretty balance

alpine orbit
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HTR also works early game

brisk zinc
turbid ermine
brisk zinc
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oh okay

unreal stream
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the best rare joker to take early is burnt

alpine orbit
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the family doesn't and is almost exclusively late game

turbid ermine
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It’s not finished

alpine orbit
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yeah burnt also exists

unreal stream
alpine orbit
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driver's license is a late game rare

patent flame
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Stuntman burnt vagabond are balanced

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I think everything else is quite late

vague idol
# drowsy flicker im

I ended this run because my sanity can not stand watching cards move at 5 fps.
And I forgot to duplicate my Plutos. And I met the bloody Eye. And I forgot to reroll.

stray dirge
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Superposition is a very good joker

patent flame
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It's not

alpine orbit
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dna is not something i pick up late game unless im going for endless

stray dirge
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Yea

patent flame
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I never pick up DNA in gold stake

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Incredibly situational

vague idol
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DNA is fun
Works really well with steel joker and hologram

patent flame
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Only for hologram and that's it

opaque shard
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How many tarot making jokers are there

brisk zinc
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oh wow i actually found stuntman on a plasma deck run

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lesgo

vague idol
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Fucking insane

stray dirge
opaque shard
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8 ball
Superposition
Hallucination
Cartomancer
Vagabond

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There's 5

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Worst to best btw

vague idol
# stray dirge I haven’t gotten to use him

Steel joker is a guy you can always pick up whenever
Hologram you have to scale him from the start, buuuut he takes all cards, so that makes him on par with Steel jonkler imo

vague idol
stray dirge
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Superposition give you a tarot card if you have a straight with a ace it’s very good

opaque shard
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I mean it's alright

drowsy flicker
cedar glade
vague idol
stray dirge
drowsy flicker
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life is bliss what is a gold stake

stray dirge
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With shortcut

opaque shard
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Hallucination can sometimes be better than cartomancer

vague idol
alpine orbit
vague idol
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or head pats

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idk

drowsy flicker
cedar glade
drowsy flicker
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this chromebook is all i have

vague idol
stray dirge
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lol

drowsy flicker
stray dirge
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Yes

alpine orbit
vague idol
cedar glade
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straight are fun below blue stake

stray dirge
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No

cedar glade
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other than that they’re mental anguish

drowsy flicker
vague idol
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Nothing on gold stake is fun anymore

stray dirge
drowsy flicker
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Dyno what do i do

tame cometBOT
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@drowsy flicker heads

drowsy flicker
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ok thanks

brisk zinc
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how is serpent a boss blind

vague idol
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head pats?

drowsy flicker
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yeah 😌

vague idol
alpine orbit
shadow canyon
vague idol
brisk zinc
drowsy flicker
vague idol
cedar glade
stray dirge
drowsy flicker
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PHOTOCHAD

cedar glade
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flushes are in the same boat

stray dirge
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Straight builds for life

vague idol
# stray dirge

why do you have two of the worst situational rare jokers

vague idol
cedar glade
drowsy flicker
candid wyvern
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Balatro Deck tier list according to my playthroughs

patent flame
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E is easy too

drowsy flicker
cedar glade
patent flame
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I only have 1 run that i used AJ

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And it's my first gold stake win

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I never used it again after that

drowsy flicker
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ive had multiple AJ runs and hes always been temporary

stray dirge
vague idol
drowsy flicker
stray dirge
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I agree

wide folio
unborn musk
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Can we get an o7 in chat

vague idol
drowsy flicker
vague idol
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Am i being weird

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idk

candid wyvern
drowsy flicker
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EGULP!!!!

cedar glade
drowsy flicker
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I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!

restive swallow
alpine orbit
stray dirge
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Straights are the easiest hand to get with aces

vague idol
vague idol
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Also wild cards are so hilariously bad rn that you need mods just to make it viable

cedar glade
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if you were doing hearts, you could get the best of both worlds and make your cards wild

vague idol
stray dirge
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I’m stuck on purple

alpine orbit
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wild cards are weak but i also dont think they're hilariously bad

drowsy flicker
vague idol
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Imo

cedar glade
stray dirge
alpine orbit
patent flame
cedar glade
vague idol
sinful stirrup
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guys they got jimbo 😧

stray dirge
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lol

patent flame
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All stakes below gold are free

alpine orbit
patent flame
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All stakes below gold are winnable all seeds

brisk zinc
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i ususally hate small hand size but this time i went for a pair/high card strat

patent flame
brisk zinc
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clearly

vague idol
alpine orbit
alpine orbit
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i dont pick it otherwise

patent flame
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So don't take bait

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It's not rocket science

alpine orbit
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like ante 2 or 3 is like the max

cedar glade
alpine orbit
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that doesn't mean it's bad though! i love the joker

patent flame
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It's crazy how pareidolia is an effective bait against new players

cedar glade
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It takes a lot of set up to make it really shine

alpine orbit
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you just need to reduce your deck size

vague idol
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I usually go with heart build bloodstone tbh

alpine orbit
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(as much as possible)

patent flame
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It's worse AJ

alpine orbit
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i, hate, bloodstone, so much

cedar glade
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bloodstone is half a joker without oops

patent flame
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"just get an oops" Joker slot waste + u don't fucking choose what u want from the shop 100% of the time

alpine orbit
vague idol
sinful stirrup
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all the homies hate bloodstone

vague idol
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yall can hate whatever you want

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as long as we win thats alright

cedar glade
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and any given two uncommons in the same runs is pretty fucking unlikely I mean how many times have yall run Midas mask + vampire

patent flame
patent flame
viscid quiver
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x2 is chad

patent flame
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Very positive econ and fast scaling

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Vampire is okay if alone

vague idol
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yk what people can't argue is bad

cedar glade
alpine orbit
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also, midas mask is a great joker. vamp is good too. oops and and especially bloodstone aren't good on their own

vague idol
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our boy jimbo
he literally insults us after every time we loose
how cool is that
and +4 mult to if you care about that
(this is a joke please do not take it seriously)

patent flame
alpine orbit
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this is why photochad is great

patent flame
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Midas mask is positive econ vampire is good when there's no other options for xmult

alpine orbit
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because photograph is pretty good, and hanging chad is amazing everywhere

vague idol
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photochad has always been great

patent flame
alpine orbit
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photo can work with other builds so i think it's ok

patent flame
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Photo is mid btw

alpine orbit
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it's about the same as oops for me

vague idol
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but yeah photo suck balls when its alone

cedar glade
patent flame
sly ridge
vague idol
alpine orbit
sinful stirrup
alpine orbit
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you can get all your +mult jokers triggered before ramen/duo

patent flame
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Some seeds may not even have both appear in the early antes

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Like i said u don't get to choose what u want from the shop

sly ridge
alpine orbit
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yeah no i think the point is photochad is generally easier to obtain

sinful stirrup
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i mean if you have enough money you can kind of chose what you want from the shop

alpine orbit
cedar glade
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if they don’t show up, you build something else, again, doesn’t take away from their value

alpine orbit
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i mean the difficulty of getting two specific jokers is also a factor of whether it's good (read: feasible) imho

getting two specific commons is almost always going to be easier than getting two specific rares

cedar glade
alpine orbit
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like midas pareidolia vamp works but it's not generally feasible

brisk zinc
patent flame
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Pareidolia is bad 99% of the time

brisk zinc
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twas fun

cedar glade
patent flame
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If u care so much about face cards play real face carfs

alpine orbit
patent flame
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Don't waste a joker slot

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It's just effective bait for new players

restive swallow
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but what if i wanna make all my deck gold :C

alpine orbit
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true

cedar glade
restive swallow
#

pareidolia midas mask and vampire NomNomNom

patent flame
cedar glade
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also it’s not exactly necessary for a build like bloodstone is if pareidolia inconveniences you 99% of the time you can sell it and be fine

patent flame
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I passed on a pareidolia in a midas mask vampire run

autumn cobalt
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chat what our play here

restive swallow
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yeah but consider the followin

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i'm cool and based

patent flame
cedar glade
alpine orbit
patent flame
alpine orbit
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dont underrate vagabond

autumn cobalt
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nobody gonna notice ante 0

alpine orbit
cedar glade
alpine orbit
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i didn't when i first started

alpine orbit
patent flame
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I still wouldn't take it i don't give a flying fuck

cedar glade
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I’m glad you feel so strongly about your opinions

alpine orbit
#

on a completely different note, what does chat think of madness

patent flame
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If it's taken on the 1st ante it's blissful

cedar glade
patent flame
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Below black stake just play straights

alpine orbit
patent flame
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Still good

brisk zinc
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madness can be fun sometimes

alpine orbit
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it was just the best xmult i have

brisk zinc
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most of the time i skip it tho

alpine orbit
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madness is probably the most fun joker for me

autumn cobalt
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chat what's the play here

alpine orbit
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(when it works, of course)

alpine orbit
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just so econ isn't completely botched

brisk zinc
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why would you copy the sun in that scenario like ever

alpine orbit
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and then let vagabond do its thing

cedar glade
autumn cobalt
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i believe

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it is time to say goodbye

cedar glade
autumn cobalt
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we pray for observatory or what

cedar glade
sinful stirrup
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second chicot i get in a row

autumn cobalt
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I got a hiker

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on plasma deck

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should be good

cedar glade
broken spoke
#

Has anyone here modded balatro?

sinful stirrup
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gaming

brisk zinc
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i have modded balatro

cedar glade
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next time you do that it’s going to be vagabond hit the road

sinful stirrup
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you know it it could've been

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but it could also be double blueprint balatrojoker

warm quarry
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Balatro balatrez

viscid quiver
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Juan Balatrito

brisk zinc
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ah yes amazing joker options

opaque shard
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Abandoned deck syndrome

pulsar yarrow
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anyone know how to fix this everything is black for me

sinful stirrup
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looking at that screenshot gave me an idea for a balatro mod

brisk zinc
pulsar yarrow
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did

brisk zinc
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or if ur on steam verify game file integrity

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oh

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that's strange

pulsar yarrow
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even completely resetted my pc

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it worked next day this is back

sinful stirrup
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Something like Birthright in The Binding of Isaac, where you would have a chance to not get face card Jokers with Abandoned Deck

brisk zinc
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the jimbo is eternal

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wait i didn't know selling planet cards counts towards campfire

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maybe i will like this joker afterall

oblique hound
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selling anything counts

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it makes planet merchant an unironic good choice to pick up with campfire if you plan on feeding it

eager grail
brisk zinc
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i may be stupid (i am very stupid) but i thought you have to sell jokers and tarots idk how my brain ignored planet cards

oblique hound
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tbf a lot of the times you use planet cards, especially if you have constellation

brisk zinc
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yeah

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well now i have an eternal campfire so i'll try to make it useful

oblique hound
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having both campfire and constellation is a big hmm'stdve

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tbh i just start selling ANY planets at ante 8 even if its the current hand i got, even if i got the planets from blue seals

slim junco
#

If anyone is knowledgeable enough if I know what's in a Judgement but I don't grab it and reroll instead will that Joker be the next one I see when I reroll?

grizzled portal
#

Can someone add me to their steam family, i need to test if having balatro on steam will allow me to play it on the phone via steam link

sonic field
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aint no way i played a flush 12 times and my space joker is still sleeping

grizzled portal
#

I once won a game with space joker not activsting a single time

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Sometimes it behaves like the wheel

slim junco
#

I had space joker proc 3 times in a row during a gold stake run but majority of the time it's once every couple rounds

sonic field
#

i swear to god if it activates when i play a high card like always i will sell him immediately

lofty stump
#

is chad good here chat

wide folio
dusty elbow
#

Not a bad start for my first PC run!

lofty stump
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hmm idk chad is eternal which means i have to work around him if i get him

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i'll check baffon for photo

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no dice

sonic field
wide folio
#

Check out the spectral package

dusty elbow
lofty stump
#

TEHRE WAS A PHOTO NEXT SHOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I SHOULDVE CHADDED

lofty stump
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what do i even replace for photo i think i leave it behind or should i gamble with riff and photo for photo chad

lofty stump
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spectral pack was a bust

sonic field
lofty stump
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hmm

wide folio
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And that was what he translated.

dusty elbow
surreal plume
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Everywhere I go, I see balatro.

wide folio
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Sell space joker

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Sell space joker

cosmic vigil
#

hot take but balatro is pretty cool

lofty stump
surreal plume
lofty stump
sonic field
lofty stump
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runner devious and even steven

sonic field
lofty stump
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so what to sell hmm

sonic field
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where odd todd tho

lofty stump
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didnt find him yet

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ante 4

sonic field
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did you unlock brainstorm?

lofty stump
#

si

sonic field
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blueprint?

lofty stump
#

si

sonic field
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what would you sell if you found one

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out of curiosity

lofty stump
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idk

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if i found one later in the run prob devious cuase i should have good chip

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or even but rn i kinda need to survive

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and photo chad isnt 100%

young bolt
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HWDMJG

lofty stump
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riff raff mgiht let me down

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so if i try to photo chad i p[rob will die

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maybe i skip and try my luck next shop?

sonic field
#

my jokers are so random lol

young bolt
# young bolt HWDMJG

=Huh? Where Did My Juice Go?
I use this everytime Bart Simpson from the hit show The Simpsons steals my juice

lofty stump
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can i live off of straights

young bolt
#

I love The Simpsons

sonic field
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you know damn well what im picking

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ehh i got holographic on todd

young bolt
young bolt
sonic field
dense widget
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i have to miss out on a soul no way

brisk zinc
#

happens

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it's always sad

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i mean do you rly need the walkie talkie

sonic field
#

hell nah you dont

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chat do i skip

brisk zinc
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sure why not

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wheel is easy unless you get super unlucky

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it's not actually 1 every 7 cards, it's a 1 in 7 chance for every card

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so you could get unlucky

honest rampart
#

someone wanna play multiplayer?

sonic field
#

i lost by 14 chips

brisk zinc
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☹️

sonic field
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it was a bad run anyways ngl

honest rampart
brisk zinc
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i don't have the mod installed sry

sonic field
#

same

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Ain't no way judgement gave me bloodborn

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Bloodstone*

autumn cobalt
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game wont give me Observatory

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very sad

sonic field
autumn cobalt
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unseed

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BICRJVU4

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enjoy the search for observatory

sonic field
#

Damn nice deck

ionic urchin
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oh boy

sonic field
#

Does anyone actually use vampire?

brisk zinc
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i use it with midas mask

sonic field
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What's that blueprint

brisk zinc
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custom texture

autumn cobalt
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what the fuck is this new run

brisk zinc
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damn okay

bold canyon
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*got

sonic field
autumn lynx
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Im on ante 8 on yellow deck white stake, yall think high card needs to be leveled more??

brisk zinc
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oh boy

autumn lynx
autumn lynx
autumn lynx
bold canyon
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*great

autumn lynx
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The boss blind is violet vessel, so no one shotting:(

sonic field
bold canyon
#

get some planets and more uncommons.

autumn lynx
autumn lynx
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Imma finish the run now yall have a good one

sonic field
#

???

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Damn

autumn lynx
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Dang

sonic field
#

Let's goo mr bones

rugged shale
#

making for friend rn

autumn lynx
sonic field
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How do you get the plasma deck again?

autumn lynx
drowsy flicker
rugged shale
autumn lynx
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I just got it

sonic field
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Omg wheel of fortune hit

autumn lynx
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Wait normal I'm wrong

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Nvrm*

drowsy flicker
autumn lynx
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I mixed up spectral and ghost

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Mb

drowsy flicker
#

😌

sonic field
drowsy flicker
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Photochad

sonic field
#

Too late i got the egg

drowsy flicker
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Man.

rugged shale
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idk what the backside of a jumbo pack looks like

sonic field
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Lmao negative showman

sonic field
brisk zinc
#

man i love ancient joker

sonic field
brisk zinc
#

3rd (i think?) black stake

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or 4th

sonic field
#

I can't believe i found my first Jupiter on ante 6

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C'mon guys

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Don't click on random links

storm cargo
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I dont know man, thats like 50 free dollars /s

drowsy flicker
#

Holy smokes!!! $50!!!!

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That could buy like

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So many photochads!!!

sonic field
#

Ain't no way i got a debuffed flush five

drowsy flicker
tribal beacon
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Keep gambling

sonic field
#

Dang i got violet vessel

autumn lynx
brisk zinc
brisk zinc
#

you summoned it

drowsy flicker
#

YES

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DO IT

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YOU HAVE TO

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TRADE CREDIT CARD

brisk zinc
#

what do i sell tho

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oh credit card

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i'm dum

drowsy flicker
#

YES

sonic field
drowsy flicker
#

I LOVE PHOTOCHAD

tribal beacon
# rugged shale

Yo actually is fucking sick that you put perkeo as a separate thing. What a pain in the ass must have been to trim the whole thing

sonic field
brisk zinc
#

fuck no

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i sold credit card

drowsy flicker
#

YES

brisk zinc
#

ancient is amazing with 4 fingers

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and level 15 flush

drowsy flicker
#

That was beautiful to witness in real time

sonic field
drowsy flicker
brisk zinc
#

also eternal lol

brisk zinc
sonic field
drowsy flicker
rugged shale
#

i also did the gift card joker because i will put a steam code on the back

tribal beacon
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I love that idea

sonic field
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Oh i just realised i have mr bones i just win

tribal beacon
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Very nice!!!

tribal beacon
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Eternal mr bones doesnt dissapear? Just asking

sonic field
tribal beacon
#

Yo do we ping localth—

feral knot
#

Riff raff just got me photochad i n one blind wtf

drowsy flicker
#

YES

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YES

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LETS GO

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THATS WHAT WE LOVE TO SEE

sonic field
#

i think i just say goodbye to mr bones here

autumn lynx
tribal beacon
drowsy flicker
#

Albuquerque as in

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The song by Weird Al

tribal beacon
#

Okok

drowsy flicker
#

This is because about 2 weeks ago

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I decided to stream myself watching

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A 12 hour video of the song

lofty stump
#

oh yeah 5 of a kind jokers

drowsy flicker
#

I watched

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The full 12 hours of Albuquerque

tribal beacon
drowsy flicker
#

and it was so painful

tribal beacon
drowsy flicker
#

But guess what

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I'm STILL not done

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Because that version was sped up

sonic field
#

what do i do here

drowsy flicker
#

The real length is 17 HOURS

frank sinew
drowsy flicker
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Get chad right n9w

frank sinew
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i feel like there should be an achievement of “beating” ante 8 with mr bones

sonic field
#

what do i sell tho

drowsy flicker
#

You

frank sinew
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i don’t think there is one yet

drowsy flicker
#

Nothing

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You have a negative

sonic field
frank sinew
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yeah just buy it

drowsy flicker
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You can just buy the chad

frank sinew
sonic field
frank sinew
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also holy throwback

sonic field
#

lol

drowsy flicker
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Now you just need photo

frank sinew
#

I’ve gotten into arguments w ppl over those

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This

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I swore it did, i thought it did to me one time

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People told me it didn’t

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idrk

sonic field
frank sinew
#

Someone has to ask thunk himself when he’s online because it seems like no one can agree

drowsy flicker
sonic field
brisk zinc
#

sell throwback unless you plan on skipping a lot

drowsy flicker
#

Yeah

drowsy flicker
sonic field
brisk zinc
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oh x3 is a lot

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don't sell then

drowsy flicker
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I forget who's on the right most side

brisk zinc
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if you really want buskin i'd say sell the boot

drowsy flicker
#

What's the name of himi can't remember

brisk zinc
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card sharp is the name

drowsy flicker
#

I know what it does

brisk zinc
#

okay

#

name is card sharp

drowsy flicker
#

Thanks

brisk zinc
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it's pretty good if you mostly play one hand type

sonic field
#

so i prefire the photochad correct?

brisk zinc
#

free x3

drowsy flicker
sonic field
storm cargo
#

Im on ante one using abandoned deck, to a keep banan or sell it to start using runner early to scale

drowsy flicker
#

Photochad forever

sonic field
#

omg i got another bloodstone

storm cargo
#

This can be yolked

brisk zinc
#

keep the card shart

sonic field
velvet tinsel
# storm cargo

Thx for taking me I promise I won’t die when you need me

sonic field
brisk zinc
#

ofc

autumn lynx
storm cargo
#

you know what thats all I needed to hear. Im sure you wont die after a singular round@velvet tinsel

sonic field
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do i sell card sharp and get bloodstone

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i mostly play hearts

brisk zinc
#

nah

autumn lynx
# storm cargo

After they go extinct you can get Cavendish so keep it till it breaks, then Cavendish can be in shop

autumn cobalt
#

skip > first shop blueprint WNHF3HYU

brisk zinc
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card sharp is a guaranteed x3 while bloodstone is a maybe x1.5 for every heart

storm cargo
#

yeye, the thing is I only do straights with abandoned and it was early so runner could scale hard

brisk zinc
#

bloodstone with oops would go hard

leaden veldt
#

I discovered a bug with invisible joker

autumn lynx
leaden veldt
autumn lynx
sonic field
brisk zinc
#

true

sonic field
sonic field
storm cargo
#

it actually did expire on first round lmao

brisk zinc
#

don't hate me if you lose

#

i'm not a god i go off vibes

sonic field
#

cmon man im this far into a run and only lvl 3 flush

drowsy flicker
#

I go off of photochad

sonic field
leaden veldt
# sonic field how

You have to go to de shop when the 2 rounds are done then sell it and if duplicates anything u don't want just leave and enter again to game and you have invisible joker without anything duplicated

drowsy flicker
sonic field
#

so i throw away sock and buskin and get another chad right?

drowsy flicker
#

Yess

#

Photo will come

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And if not

#

Group suicide on Monday

autumn lynx
#

Bro what

sonic field
#

another card sharp!!!!!

manic mulch
#

hi

sonic field
#

negative showman is clutch

sonic field
manic mulch
#

Sale balatrito?

sonic field
manic mulch
#

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

storm cargo
#

balatro

rugged shale
tribal beacon
sonic field
#

im gonna unlock the invis joker

storm cargo
#

genuinly upset by my rare negative

ionic urchin
sonic field
tribal beacon
storm cargo
#

I mean I did its still just there though

#

I only do straights so its nigh useless to me except for sell value

sonic field
#

i also kinda dont like the campfire

wary valve
#

Damn negative obelisk looks cool

sonic field
#

its been day since my last blueprint

leaden veldt
leaden veldt
leaden veldt
drowsy flicker
#

Yesterday was my last blueprint

sonic field
leaden veldt
#

I got like 258 blueprints ever

sonic field
leaden veldt
ember sapphire
#

Hey

sonic field
#

do i do it and with who (pause)

ember sapphire
#

Yeah

#

You should

sonic field
ember sapphire
#

Cryptid

sonic field
#

i was talking about the ankh

#

do i use the ankh

ember sapphire
#

Oh my bad

sonic field
#

so do i?

ember sapphire
#

Yeah

sonic field
#

on what joker

ember sapphire
#

Do the ankh

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Abstract

sonic field
#

i dont think abstract is good enough

rugged shale