🎙・server-chat

[orchid raft]

please dont

[lament dust]

thats a good one

[lament dust]

why

:<

everyone should enjoy balatro

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[orchid raft]

Your bf will marryJimbo instead

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[lament dust]

then ill marry chicot :<

[shut wharf]

Happy first day of summer!

[nova shore]

know programing?

[lament dust]

its not here yet :<

[nova shore]

GUSTABO BALATREZ?

[orchid raft]

Chicot look´s like a grown ass men but kinda fire tho

[lament dust]

ye

[orchid raft]

yesssirrr 🔥

[shut wharf]

(((

[lament dust]

but i have to wait just 2 weeks

[steel fiber]

i thought we'd be in june when yesterday ended

[leaden veldt]

Which is yall favorite deck?

[lament dust]

green

MONEY TALKS

[steel fiber]

think both Anaglyph Deck and Ghost Deck

[lament dust]

MONEY TALKS

DIRTY CASH

[leaden veldt]

Erratic deck is more funny

[orchid raft]

I hit the golden stake with Blue and Red Decks, which one should i try next?

[leaden veldt]

Having 11 6 at start of game is funny

[calm cypress]

really tempting

[leaden veldt]

Black deck 🤑

[orchid raft]

can i reroll this comment i hate black deck 😭

[leaden veldt]

Change canio for it

[leaden veldt]

Fr

Abandoned

[orchid raft]

Thank you so much

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[calm cypress]

no canio is at 14x

[leaden veldt]

Better

[lament dust]

im back

[leaden veldt]

Hi back

[lament dust]

dad jokes, i cant be a dad anyways

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[lament dust]

i cant be pregnant

[leaden veldt]

Balatrelo balatra

[leaden veldt]

Adoption

[lament dust]

ill adopt 3 cats, but no kids

:<

[orchid raft]

Violet vessel: are you sure

[leaden veldt]

😭 🙏

[leaden veldt]

Crazy

[lament dust]

you know whats crazy?

CRAZY NOISY BIZZARRE TOWNNNNNN

[leaden veldt]

It's scam

[nova shore]

gustavo

[scarlet fox]

L bozo

[lament dust]

probably

:>

[leaden veldt]

It is

[nova shore]

ypu have the no hace nada cat of fortune?

[lament dust]

*no hace nada

epicamente

[leaden veldt]

Wen you click it it says "are you sure you want to go to (real link of page)" and it doesn't says steam

[nova shore]

this guy

[leaden veldt]

Real

[leaden veldt]

Real

[lament dust]

*no hace nada

:3

[nova shore]

i know someone mode that

you know what mod?

[orchid raft]

did everyone here speak Spanish and i didnt know until now?

[nova shore]

i have the other one too

[nova shore]

si xd

my name It's an acronym for Spanish words, how could you not see it?

[lament dust]

a buebo

[lament dust]

se notaba x eso la vrd

cdff

[lament dust]

no soy gay (ya tube 3 novios :3)

[nova shore]

i dint ask

[lament dust]

ok sorry

[scarlet fox]

oh my god

if like

[nova shore]

you too?

[lament dust]

?

[scarlet fox]

localthunk can see

this

[nova shore]

my discord its having strokes

[scarlet fox]

please add chats for people that don't speak english/refuse to speak english for absolutely no reason

[nova shore]

he

no one?

[scarlet fox]

corten el webeo

aweonaos

[lament dust]

porfavor

[nova shore]

all where speaking english

[lament dust]

no los necesito

[scarlet fox]

y el p

[lament dust]

:v

[lament dust]

ok

soy pasivo

cfff

no m afecta

[scarlet fox]

wow

dude

this is a server with kids on it

you cant say that ur submissive

[daring dagger]

Blud didn't read the rules

[scarlet fox]

💔

[scarlet fox]

aweonao jaja

[lament dust]

but there is no rules channel :<

[daring dagger]

Server Guide:

[nova shore]

kids in gambling addiction?

[nova shore]

XD

[lament dust]

just checked

[scarlet fox]

que es esto

[lament dust]

its sais content

not talking

[nova shore]

common sense man, there's no spanish balatro server (i think)

[lament dust]

la guia

[lament dust]

im stupid

:3

[nova shore]

just dont

[daring dagger]

Blud didn't read x2

[nova shore]

thats easy

[lament dust]

ok i wont talk spanish :<

[nova shore]

if you are having trouble talking in english just use a translator or ask to people

[lament dust]

nah i dont

i just

idk

i even preffer english

:v

[nova shore]

mhm

you have the cat?

[orchid raft]

i didn´t get it at first

[lament dust]

huh?

[nova shore]

ngl its hard to read, one "i" should be an "o", and the ll its a j

[nova shore]

the no hace nada wheel of fortune

[lament dust]

i play on playststion :<

[nova shore]

FDDD

[lament dust]

im bored :<

[orchid raft]

does anyone know how to get this score in no-seed?

[daring saddle]

seconding this

[torn mirage]

i did this with 5 of a kind builds on white stake

[daring saddle]

oh

[torn mirage]

utilizing death and hanged man cards to trim down the deck to make the blinds more consistent

[nova shore]

its really hard, if you want, it more easy with mods

[fringe fossil]

Mods =noob

[nova shore]

mobil, dont you?

[wary hollow]

i like balatro

[dusky oasis]

Same

[marble sparrow]

mods = balatro pc

[nova shore]

yep

[marble sparrow]

I have a pc

It can't run balatro 😭

[daring saddle]

potato?

[marble sparrow]

a gifted work pc from my aunt that's old asf

[leaden veldt]

It really easy

[marble sparrow]

my pc has a e7400

[orchid raft]

at least the joker is good?

[glad oriole]

glass cards

retriggers

[nova shore]

i dont remember

[glad oriole]

and dont do it with mods thats lame

i mean you can if u want

[orchid raft]

for now, Im having the vanilla experience, after getting all the achievements, i´ll try them

[glad oriole]

but yea the easiest way to get 100mil is glass cards and some retrigger or xmult jokers

[orchid raft]

thank you so much

which deck is better for that goal?

[jagged stirrup]

if I have 49 spades, 1 heart, 1 club in my deck and I wanna buy the ancient joker, will it always choose the spade suit?

[ancient moth]

I did it recently on plasma deck

[nova shore]

plasma

[wild matrix]

there is but made by fans to fans

[nova shore]

have link?

[wild matrix]

sure, but they are a bit dead

i mean

[nova shore]

DM

[wild matrix]

theres people talkin

sometimes

[nova shore]

DM?

[wild matrix]

are you sure

[nova shore]

yep, i dont want to break any rules here, i dont want you to pass the link here

[wild matrix]

okae

cant

message

you

[nova shore]

me too, acept the

[nova shore]

already

send you a friend request

[wild matrix]

going

[orchid raft]

Lets go gambling

[calm cypress]

I have 17 kings in my deck

but canio is 14x

what do I doooooo

I think i drop canio anyway

ugh this sucks

[nova shore]

just delete the run already

[willow kite]

sell the cola for double tag and more future colas

[calm cypress]

I'm just keeping the neg cola around for temperance value

I'm cooked this ante tho

[willow kite]

the double tag has way more value

[nova shore]

true

[calm cypress]

bruh

[chilly gulch]

I think he has enough double tags

Yk..

[wild matrix]

damn

thats so many tags

[calm cypress]

RIP my glorious kitty kat

XT8V16N9

probably naneinf-able

but it was a blind run

yay I beat white stake!

[flat sandal]

Hiii

[orchid raft]

rip o7

[calm cypress]

40x lucky cat

[sand talon]

Guys I know it's off topic but

What should I watch?

1. Better call Saul
2. Dexter
3. Peaky blinders
4. Vikings

[calm cypress]

5. The Apothecary Diaries

[sand talon]

What's that?

[nova shore]

6. breaking bad

[calm cypress]

a drama about a girl who gets kidnapped from a bad part of town and sold to work as a servant at a palace

genuinely fantastic

[wild matrix]

7. Shrek 2 (again)

[grizzled portal]

what should brainstorm copy

[leaden veldt]

Photography

Someone should make a balatro bot in discord

[sand talon]

I watched it already that's why I added BCS in the list

[sand talon]

Noooooo

[grizzled portal]

not the x18 mult?

photo is x8

[leaden veldt]

Nope

Oh wait nvm

[nova shore]

yes, 2 plus 4 plus 2

[grizzled portal]

x2x2x2=8

[leaden veldt]

Ye I'm dumbass

[grizzled portal]

so constelation right

[leaden veldt]

Would be x64 copying photo

And constellation would be uhh

Higher yea

[nova shore]

dude

[grizzled portal]

whast should i do with those

[nova shore]

negative or spectrals

[leaden veldt]

Negative tag or rare tag 🤑

[grizzled portal]

just got 101mil

with this

im hapi

[grizzled portal]

i want to get the negatives

but i diidnt see them anywhere tihs run

[thorn crow]

guys is the negative tag worth taking? seems like it does

[flat sandal]

Mmm

[grizzled portal]

im wondering what will happen if i take the vouxher tag

[leaden veldt]

Yep

[thorn crow]

thx

[leaden veldt]

So many vouchers

[grizzled portal]

how will the shop look

[leaden veldt]

The voucher area will be full

Like wen u have 16 jokers

[late igloo]

Average run started for fun:

[leaden veldt]

Bad run

[orchid raft]

screenshot to remember all jokers 😭

[leaden veldt]

Lmao

You only need to put the smaller joker at left and gg

[gloomy pewter]

yall, i was playing with one of my friends and showing him how the game works and i managed to pull a soul card back to back, i dont have too many hours in the game so i do get a little excited when i see a soul card

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/koQdoOOhrqlgAjwrp?invite=cr-MSxyQkIsMjY5ODAxNTUw

i have a clip here of me doing it

is this rare and if so what are the chances?

[thorn crow]

drop the location gng

[arctic pilot]

242 Sugar Plumb Lane

[thorn crow]

bett

[orchid raft]

freaky showing up in 24hrs 💀

[thorn crow]

yessir

i just got steel card with red seal

what do i do lmao

i fucking lost

nvm

black deck sucks ass tbh

or its just me being skill issue

[knotty sparrow]

1st pack unseeded lol

[unborn musk]

Naneinf is e309 right?

[thorn crow]

idk

[grizzled portal]

above e308

[unborn musk]

Yeah I’m probably not scaling fast enough

Oh well

[thorn crow]

rookie mistake

[finite rampart]

gg

[lethal grove]

aw man what happened to the thunk-chat, that was fun to look into

[unborn musk]

Cant take echo cause then id go under hand size 5

[storm cargo]

Im gonna say it

Abandoned deck is my favorite

me and my homies love straights

[unborn musk]

The best deck is yellow

[storm cargo]

tbh spectral is the best unironically but I do love playing different ones

Yellow is fun to do as well

[unborn musk]

Spectral would be good for endless runs

But yellow is best for ante 8

[thorn crow]

is the ice cream joker worth taking?

or i should take overstock voucher

[orchid raft]

only if you are in early game

[unborn musk]

How’s your scoring

If you’re struggling take ice cream

[storm cargo]

I enjoy it for the first start

[thorn crow]

if i have hearts and aces im chillin

[unborn musk]

Overstock is better but it’ll take a bit for it to be worth it

[thorn crow]

im ante 2 and round 2

[storm cargo]

Dude, I keep getting yolked negative blueprints and brainstorms on ante one but they are always timed

Feels bad man

[unborn musk]

Negative troubadour pls

[storm cargo]

men only want one thing on ante one

[thorn crow]

hell yeah

[unborn musk]

Gonna be a good run when this happens

[grizzled portal]

i didnt use them lol

[storm cargo]

nah i lost

[storm cargo]

aaa

[unborn musk]

How

[storm cargo]

Im an idiot

[still scarab]

AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[unborn musk]

Real

[storm cargo]

Im handed flushes and my primitive brain says no we ball its straight time

[thorn crow]

oh no

[unborn musk]

Came across a polychrome king, potentially run saving?

Though not having a red seal kinda sucks

[storm cargo]

poly in general is just good imo

Id take it

[thorn crow]

YALL I GOT HOLO MISSPRINT

[unborn musk]

Wondering if it’s better than a red seal tho

[storm cargo]

Id go with poly king

Personally

[unborn musk]

For context I have a deck of all red seal kings

Tribulet build

[thorn crow]

fullhouse build

[grizzled portal]

steel or normal

[unborn musk]

Lucky

Currently 6 trib copies and 5 triggers

If my math is right I end up losing a lot of scoring which sucks

[shadow heart]

This kinda feels like treating a wound till it heals and then opening it again

[storm cargo]

Its a Zen Kai boost

Gotta feel the pain for that benefit, Id do it

[unborn musk]

Just gonna shrink my deck to make it more likely to draw the polychrome and then luck out on the draw of Deja vu

Or a really lucky aura ig

[shell topaz]

balatros dias

[lucid oriole]

new record for me

[storm cargo]

Nice!

[blissful anchor]

I feel like a king rn

Craziest possible combo stack

[lucid oriole]

but my wee turned massive

[lucid oriole]

Thats got to be the greatest pirate ive ever seen

[elfin tapir]

wee joker not so wee anymore

[blissful anchor]

And no delivery fee

[lucid oriole]

my god

[blissful anchor]

Which would have been 7 dollars

[elfin tapir]

drop the method king

[blissful anchor]

The dollar general app is very busted

And if it's your first time ordering delivery they have no delivery fee

[elfin tapir]

is that america exclusive thingy

[blissful anchor]

All their in-store deals and combos still work

[blissful anchor]

Yeah

[elfin tapir]

fiddlesticks

[blissful anchor]

Dollar general is a smaller Walmart like store

Specifically for the poor

Most places which are poor and in the middle of nowhere to small for a Walmart

They are the only grocery store present

[mossy sinew]

Making some pizza rolls

[elfin tapir]

w

[blissful anchor]

I made a burger today

[bold thistle]

Hey Holy fucking shit you guys I think I won after losing 2 Barons in a row

I am cooking too

[blissful anchor]

50x mult

I'm so proud

[blissful anchor]

Speaking of pirate I just got my boating license

[elfin tapir]

speaking of pirate I watched the new mission impossible movie today

[blissful anchor]

I also technically meet the requirements for a captain licence but I'm too poor to afford it rn

(captain is commerical)

[mossy sinew]

Nice

[blissful anchor]

Up to a 100 ton vessel

[blissful anchor]

I feel like a fatty

Fatty fatty fat

[blissful anchor]

Rip my dawg

[orchid raft]

[bold thistle]

Fuck

[mossy sinew]

Aslong as food is good
Dont feal like a fatty

[bold thistle]

I have been cursed to never win a Baron/PhotoChad run ever unless it's seeded

[orchid raft]

why is your game so bright?

[blissful anchor]

No

[mossy sinew]

It is just good food than

[blissful anchor]

I ate 2 double patty burger

And one single patty

[bold thistle]

WHY IS THAT THING ON YOUR PFP I SWEAR TO GOT IT'S NOT A 25% CHANCE GIURATGRRWETGLRTG

[blissful anchor]

I still full

[bold thistle]

In all seriousness, I have the CRT stuff turned all the way up

[orchid raft]

Nope!

[mossy sinew]

That is good

30 secons left for pizza rolls

[wind cairn]

i love you, hanging chad

[blissful anchor]

Me pov rn

[blissful anchor]

Every game is hanging Chad eventually

[bold thistle]

On the contrary

Fuck this game

Always 1 off from a straight flush, ALWAYS

[jovial parrot]

Is there a reason it's called a hanging CHAD, like what's a chad
(I mean like the IRL terminology btw)

Does Chad just mean a piece of paper

[bold thistle]

The hanging chad is the piece of paper that's hanging from the ballot

[jovial parrot]

No I know

But like why is the CHAD hanging is what I mean

[bold thistle]

Someone didn't tear it off all the way

[jovial parrot]

No I know what a hanging chad is

I get that it has to do with voting ballots not being submitted properly

I just wanna know about the Chad part

[bold thistle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)

[storm cargo]

"Ah, I'm sure they will know who I'm voting for"

[jovial parrot]

"I voted for Chad"

"that's why I gave you a Hanging Chad, that's what that means right?"

[wind cairn]

hanging chad is the goat of this game

[blissful anchor]

I will now clean my bathroom

[meager sage]

What is this?

[blissful anchor]

Rizz

[storm cargo]

banan

[bold thistle]

Alas, rich Yorick

[wary valve]

Rotten banana

[meager sage]

ananaB

[wary valve]

Hope it lasts, mine always break after 1 round. 🙃

[vagrant marsh]

I know wrong chat but you guys should look into the LUCIA Seed. Ive tried like 5 times It seems so easy at first but just can't beat it.

[meager sage]

Its been uuh

[meager sage]

like 4 rounds

[blissful anchor]

Gross Michelle be like

[bold thistle]

Grow me, Chell

[meager sage]

Burglar wanting to be on the party

Oh god

[bold thistle]

Who are your seed dealers guys? And where can I contact them?

[meager sage]

This is unseeded

[blissful anchor]

Oh my you have multiple guys

I can barely even handle one

[meager sage]

Its been 6 rounds and gros michel is still standing

[blissful anchor]

[bold thistle]

I do because, I either get runs like this #1378044316156694660 message

Or just dogshit runs that will barely get me out of ante 4

[wind cairn]

in my only 3 wins hanging chad was involved

cool

[bold thistle]

I am trying to unlock gold stake on plasma deck and it's impossible

[blissful anchor]

Crazy

[bold thistle]

2 MIMES AND A FUCKING PERKEO

[wary valve]

I just unlocked it last week, 2 hanging chad and hiker.

1 card triggers for 1k chips I think

[storm cargo]

I may actually be stupid, did a wheel of fortune and did three fools to obtain nothing

I had a dice too

[meager sage]

Ok gros michel gone now

Im sad

[bold thistle]

Don't worry, Cavendish will take his place

Gigantic Michael never disappoints everyone, even with his short lifespan

Don't be sad he's gone, be happy that his more bacteria-resistant cousin will soon come to you

[elfin tapir]

I cast 1/1000 break

[storm cargo]

Im a machine that turns ez wins into failures

[meager sage]

What is this seed?

[storm cargo]

The call of some really bad cards get me because Id love to use them

holy shit

[meager sage]

And ITS NOT WORTH IT+

[storm cargo]

no do it

BALL

[meager sage]

But i liked my constelation

[storm cargo]

but imagine what it could be

gambling game requires gambles

[meager sage]

Perkeo

[distant hill]

first win

[storm cargo]

Nice good job man!@distant hill

Perkeo is pretty good

Probably a detrement compared to your constellation

But now you know what it would have been, and that alone is worth it

[wary valve]

Grats!!

[storm cargo]

Im stuck on gold stake abandoned deck

It keeps giving me the bad

[wary valve]

That's my most dreaded deck, i just don't know what to build in it

[storm cargo]

I only do straights and hope for saturns upon saturns

[young bolt]

It's pride month ❤️‍🩹
We can be homo now twin ❤️‍🩹
Come love guys with me twin ❤️‍🩹
Gurt:yo woke

[storm cargo]

huh

[slim junco]

In a few minutes a friend is having their birthday, Name's Mint
Can you people say happy bday to them?

[balmy solstice]

is it me or has anyone noticed in the steam video there's un released decks and boosts

[young bolt]

Happy birthday to mint

Nice name gang

[wild peak]

hiii

[flint belfry]

what happened to chill chat

[blissful anchor]

Bro it's a back yard not my street number

I live in an apartment complex

And it's gated

[blissful anchor]

So based

https://youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY?si=nTl7YaRNOZ96B78N

"All about the he said she said bullshit" 🗣️ 🗯️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[wary hollow]

i like balatro

[blissful anchor]

[vast raft]

🃏

[tribal beacon]

Guys its june!!

You know what that means!!!

[cobalt falcon]

Ok I completed all my base stakes on PS5

Now red stakes

[dapper wing]

do you guys think this lineup is good enough for green stake…

[wary valve]

It works, whats the build on cards?

[dapper wing]

I’m being sarcastic dw

this was the best lineup I’ve ever had playing this game

[crisp spindle]

what's yall favourite hand and deck?

[dapper wing]

and ofc I get it on green stake black deck

[dapper wing]

i love flushing And Erratic

[wary valve]

For now, flush 5, yellow deck. I like my money.

[crisp spindle]

yellow deck is my fav too

[tribal beacon]

Flush and Nebula

[crisp spindle]

for hand i go with straight

[wary valve]

Free telescope

[tribal beacon]

Yeaaaa, and not a big downside

[cobalt falcon]

Is so not worth playing the first small blind

[tribal beacon]

Bu— but its June

Xxdd

Yessss

time to profit of off minorities!!

[toxic horizon]

nah need 14 more brainstorms trust

[toxic horizon]

the lesbian apocolypse is upon you

exactly

[tribal beacon]

Is your bitch gay?

[toxic horizon]

no no no no no no nono! nonono!

[tribal beacon]

I live Ena!!!!

Then you can't

[toxic horizon]

turron!

i forgot i cant send gifs

[tribal beacon]

Yooo you listening to NASTYWERKKK

I love that song!!!

[toxic horizon]

im so excited for the new album

[toxic horizon]

yesss femtanyl peak

[tribal beacon]

Truthness

[toxic horizon]

our trans queen

[tribal beacon]

Our queen, period

[toxic horizon]

that works too

yep

[tribal beacon]

Yes

[toxic horizon]

i only learned this after checking her twitter page and first thing i saw was basically her flashing me

[tribal beacon]

What!?

[toxic horizon]

yeaaah

[tribal beacon]

Does flashing has other meaning!?

[toxic horizon]

i mean it in the way i think your thinking of

[wary valve]

👀👀👀

[tribal beacon]

Holy moly

[toxic horizon]

heheh

[toxic horizon]

omg gros michel an icon

[velvet tinsel]

Ummm imma just post a banana

[toxic horizon]

will you ever evolve into a cavendish

[tribal beacon]

Banana

[toxic horizon]

banana

[wary valve]

Banana

[velvet tinsel]

I don’t evolve I die and then my little brother replaces me

[toxic horizon]

ooh im very sorry banana

dont die

we love banana here right gang

[velvet tinsel]

crickets

[toxic horizon]

man

[wary valve]

Banana

[tribal beacon]

BAHAHAHAHA

[toxic horizon]

gros michel run

[velvet tinsel]

Who is typing rn:0

[tribal beacon]

Omg gros michel is coming to an end

[dapper wing]

sorry I’m not far down enough to be able to eternal ankh these

[velvet tinsel]

I gotta go

[dapper wing]

HI

[toxic horizon]

for shame

[dapper wing]

HELLO

[tribal beacon]

Omg mattpat!?

[dapper wing]

HELLOOOOOOOOOBanana

[wary valve]

BANANA RUN!

[toxic horizon]

cmon matpat dont eat the banana

[tribal beacon]

Hello internet

[toxic horizon]

game theory on banana from balatro would be peak

[tribal beacon]

Welcome to game theory— cries

[toxic horizon]

rip my king

[dapper wing]

if tom covers balatro it’s gonna be about the legendaries like everyone else has been doing

[toxic horizon]

lame

[tribal beacon]

Trans flag tastes like cotton candy

[toxic horizon]

which one fem or masc

or just the general one

[tribal beacon]

Are there two!?

Wait a fucking minute

[toxic horizon]

theres 3

[tribal beacon]

I need to fact check

[toxic horizon]

trans fem, trans masc, then the general one

[tribal beacon]

Oh shit there are 3 indeed

Damm

[toxic horizon]

hehe

learning new shit

[tribal beacon]

I didnt know

3 taste like Cotton candy

[tribal beacon]

Add the femboy and lesbian ones to the mix too

[toxic horizon]

lesbian apocolypse tomorrow

prepare thyself

[sharp falcon]

i'd believe that

[tribal beacon]

Im sorry Luna

[toxic horizon]

what

[tribal beacon]

But im gonna do it

[toxic horizon]

do what

[toxic horizon]

NOOOOOO

i was hoping someone would do it

[tribal beacon]

Synesthesia type shi

[sharp falcon]

PREPARE THYSELF

[opal fog]

wrong server

[tribal beacon]

Yo youre in the spanish one tooo

Come here you son of a gun

[sharp falcon]

huh

[sharp falcon]

first win?

[tribal beacon]

Giddy up! You still have more of these to go

[mossy sinew]

Yes need to beat nebula

[sharp falcon]

nvm im stupid

[mossy sinew]

ur not , first win on that deck

[hybrid swan]

im an abandoned/magic glazer

[cobalt falcon]

Stuntman is a guaranteed game breaker at low stakes 😱

[cobalt falcon]

I did a red stake run without breaking a sweat

[tribal beacon]

XDDDD

[thorny niche]

hm

only when im not playing purple stake

[wary hollow]

balatro

[dusty elbow]

Is

[dire bramble]

Always here for just some clowning

or for trying to sit down and play some games every once in a while.

[vast raft]

Cards are fuel
Balatro is full

[tribal beacon]

Faces are Debuffed
Numbered are fuel
Deck is full

[vast raft]

Faces are fuel
Abandoned deck is empty 💔

[tribal beacon]

💔💔💔

[vast raft]

Wheel is fuel
Wheel is

[wind cairn]

peak build

[cobalt falcon]

Going for green deck now

[crisp spindle]

does the blue joker copy all the cards to the right or just one card?

[nova shore]

just one

[still scarab]

thy plant awaits thee.

[chilly gulch]

Oh gosh Dr full house what happened

How many green jokers did u take

[wicked compass]

Am I cooked for being in the server but too poor to actually buy the game ✌️😭

[thorny niche]

no i didnt get planted

:)

[thorny niche]

the joker to the right

[young prism]

[viscid bridge]

Honestly I wouldn't blame you, though I have the game I'm mostly fixated on the lore rather than the game itself lmao

[young prism]

why cant this happen on gold stake???

[viscid bridge]

My lord

[young prism]

save scumming is just closing the game before the event ends, yeah?

cause if this is the 2x with kings soul he's worth over the photo

[thorny niche]

chicot

but you can perkeo 🪤

[minor wolf]

Guys, what can i do if i accidentaly reseted my profile

In balatro

[thorny niche]

Unlock all??

[minor wolf]

But i want achievements

[thorny niche]

Oj

Then do it again

???

[sharp igloo]

if y'all were to come up with a different name for Balatro, but based on the same theme, what would you call it?

i'm curious about an alternate reality where Balatro is called something else

[opal kernel]

"Joker Poker" or something like that probably

[opaque shard]

Balala

[young prism]

it was perkeo

now idk what the fuck to do with this shop

most cracked seed i've ever found

already scoring a billy with observatory, but photochad

take trading card over chad, thin the deck to just red seal steel kings?

[wraith wharf]

Chat do I do the funny or photochad it?

Im not playing on plasma

[solemn sentinel]

I made something fun, my keyboard reacts to some stuff in the game (Blind i am on/deck im using/background And it flashes blue and red when i do really well) just thought it was a fun thing to share

[wraith wharf]

This is the FIRST retrigger joker I got this run

[prime wind]

Finally got my first unseeded soul

and I get fucking CHICOT.

peak balatro experience

[lavish marsh]

Does anyone know where the best place to go is if I’m looking for beginner guides?

[prime wind]

balatro university

[lavish marsh]

Thanks

[unkempt river]

Should I change supernova for this?

[slate cypress]

balatreate

[glossy oriole]

Curinguinha 🥀

[lavish zenith]

the chicgoat 👏

[polar cradle]

Guys how do I unlock the spectral deck?

[wraith wharf]

Portuguese names try not to be cringe challenge:

[median oracle]

how do i get him off my screen

[high drift]

Rate my random seed run

No ecto tho

[night pumice]

Guys does bloodstone not work with wild cards or am i just insanely unlucky

[flint robin]

wait i need help do i buy the blueprint

i have red seal steel kings

[prime wind]

rip shitty chicot run

[night pumice]

id say probably instead of the dna right

[flint robin]

yeah

[night pumice]

if you already have enough red seal kings

[flint robin]

i only have 8

[vast raft]

When do physical decks get shipped I forgor

[flint robin]

😬

[vast raft]

I ordered one months ago

[high drift]

I'd say second baron

Shiny is good

But blueprint is another baron

[vast raft]

[flint robin]

ok ty

[high drift]

Goodluck getting nan (if possible)

That shiny baron is huge

[flint robin]

yessir ty 😭

[vast raft]

[thorny niche]

is yorick connected to yogurt

[cold sage]

gurt : yo

[fallow briar]

alas, poor yogurt

[opaque shard]

Is it true that Jimbo's full name is James Maurice McJokerton

[astral solstice]

anyone know a place to buy some physical jokers

[vast raft]

No his name is Joseph S. Jonkler

[analog hound]

Hahaha I love playing with mods, now I have -175 slots for jokers and I can't even buy negatives

[merry terrace]

big number go brrrr

[wraith wharf]

"Hehe I got a soul"

"Imagine if I get another one back to back"

Famous last words

[shadow canyon]

What if the maker of balatro made it so kids don't get addicted to gambling but addicted to balatro

[slow sequoia]

We up

[shadow canyon]

Are you actually gambling?

[slow sequoia]

Nah lol, there’s an event for my brother’s grad

They have blackjack tables for free

[shadow canyon]

Cool nice

[wraith wharf]

You know this?

Yeaahhhh

I am too lazy to try again

[woven goblet]

for some reason everytime i press some random set of keys discord always sends me to this server

[wraith wharf]

Only by 110 points too

[opal fog]

john balatro also known as balatro balatrez captured for gambling with minors

[slim junco]

but your honor he +4 mult

[dawn brook]

Happy pride Month (in an hour)
For this special occasion, we have changed some features for the game.
-Straights are debuffed
-Polychrome cards appear twice as often
-New deck that only contains Aces
-A king can randomly transition to a queen and vice versa

Happy gambling!
-Jimbo

[polar cradle]

Como pega o deck de plasma??

[wraith wharf]

Só terminar o blue stake

Better to stay on english tho

[analog hound]

We can be bees

[wraith wharf]

Mods give me fear

[radiant orbit]

hi guys

[quiet igloo]

Gonna crack the egg

🍳

Oh come on

[upper solstice]

Ugh this sucks to hear, I really liked thunkchat, maybe one day thunk will start a patreon or something of the sorts to attempt to recreate prerelease balatro discord

[high drift]

NOOOOO

Alll my progress

I accidently discard too many kings

[wraith wharf]

The balatro experience

Just now I lost a double legendary run because I discarted a nine on accident

[high drift]

THIS RANDOM SEED IS SO GOOD OMG

😭

[wraith wharf]

Lost by 110 points

[high drift]

Early overstock

Even have antimatter and retcon

😭

[wraith wharf]

I feel your pain

[high drift]

I hate myself

[glossy oriole]

Xd

[lavish marsh]

Do I swap anything for bean (I’m new)

[radiant orbit]

no, bean its absolute trash in ante 6

dont recommend

[ashen plinth]

Balatro if it was peak

[worldly marsh]

the answer to this question depends on what your build is

if hand size benefits your build, you could probably replace one of your weaker jokers like the two pair mult joker

if hand size doesn't benefit your build, no bean

[slim junco]

Are there any good beginner level seeds to help me get better at the game?

[worldly marsh]

honestly just any seed works on white stake

[ashen plinth]

Its better to just play normally methinks

[worldly marsh]

yeah

[slim junco]

Yeah. I think so too. Was just curious if someone had a go to seed.

[worldly marsh]

it's nigh impossible to find an impossible-to-win white stake seed

[ashen plinth]

getting used to the randomness and lack of consistency in runs will help u get better at adapting to different playstyles

[slim junco]

I love poker and Balatro tickles my brain funny.

But I kinda suck at it lol. 40 hours and only 2 completed runs.

[young bone]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ94vGyPGQY/?igsh=MWxwMHptd2FmeHFmdg==

I had to share this, FUCK YOU PLANT BOSS

elmazy_posteo

Likes

19745

Instagram

[nova shore]

roguelikes frustation

[slim junco]

Honestly, the only RL I actually like is this one.

All the other ones just frustrate me.

[nova shore]

oh, there is a roguelike, in mods

[slim junco]

Wym

Whatchu talkin' about Mini

[nova shore]

balatro mods, you dont know them?

[ashen plinth]

watching youtube vids from people like balatrouniversity might teach u a thing or two idk

[slim junco]

Im on PS5 lol

I know OF Them

[nova shore]

nvm, i read this bad

[slim junco]

Thats fine! Text is hard sometimes. I get it.

[young bone]

A tip I have for you is to be more flexible. Try out new things for fun. If Balatro gives you Bull and Midas you roll with it and have a shit ton of chips lol

[slim junco]

Thats a good one. Thank you.

[nova shore]

no yeah, english its not mi main language xd

[ashen plinth]

True sauce
if u keep trying to use the same strategy every time most of ur runs arent gonna be alive for long

[slim junco]

Yeah for sure. I've seen a few of them. I like watching videos and getting really into mechanics for a game. Im sure I'll learn eventually.

The physical copy of Balatro goes hard tho

[nova shore]

poker?

[slim junco]

No

[lavish marsh]

I’m trying to make full houses so I guess having a better chance to get the cards I need is good but at the same time I’ll also loose out on a lot of multiplyer

[nova shore]

would be a good joke xd

[slim junco]

This one

[ashen plinth]

Like the physical game or the playing deck at fangamer

[young bone]

Sometimes mid ante 4 I had to switch my tactics lol. I was playing flush but then I focused on High card. Filled my hand with gold cards and watch blueprint+ bull go crazy on the chips

[fringe fossil]

game plan?

[young bone]

Holy Aura Farming ambatubassss

[slim junco]

THERES A REAL DECK TOO?? Aw hell nah i gotta get one.

[nova shore]

I didn't know that it was officially already

[worldly marsh]

ahh you bring up a good point, higher hand size means finding your cards better. are you struggling finding them?

[ashen plinth]

u can only preorder it as of the moment im pretty sure ?

[ashen plinth]

u can check it at the fangamer website

[slim junco]

It comes with some cards.

[slim junco]

Oh ok. I didnt know.

[young bone]

Try to find the smeared joker lol

[slim junco]

For a second I thought you meant the game lol

[ashen plinth]

wild card deck ong

[fringe fossil]

xd

[ashen plinth]

obelisk jumpscare

[worldly marsh]

this person does not realize the value of +3 hands

[ashen plinth]

mail the way to go methinks tho

[young bone]

Interest be booming

[young bone]

I would go mail, if you feel safe you can blueprint the mail to rack up early cash fast. Then you will have more options in the shop

[fringe fossil]

yea

[ashen plinth]

the needle when i pull up with blueprint burglar and brainstorm:

[slim junco]

Just looking at the chat, I can tell this is gonna be one of the games where its like "OHHHHH i get it now" lol

[jagged acorn]

the reason why I sent that is cuz i saw that joker like 4 times in one run

[worldly marsh]

LMFAO

bossblind so cooked

[lavish marsh]

I was struggling somewhat to find them but o decided multiplier was more worth I ended up dying this run but I feel like I could have done better if instead o f wasting like 100 dollars on re rolls I instead got standard packs and stuff to boost consistency

[worldly marsh]

yeah p much

[worldly marsh]

rip

yeah perhaps

sometimes u just get unlucky

[fringe fossil]

showman eternal

yes or no

[ashen plinth]

not right now

only if u want to do those funky high score stuffs

[lavish marsh]

I also could have played better honestly too

[jagged acorn]

and death joker

[lavish marsh]

But honestly I’m just happy I can somewhat consistently make it to anti 6

[ashen plinth]

thats awesome sauce !!

[worldly marsh]

hell yeah that's progress

eventually that'll be ante 8 and youll be getting wins :3

[ashen plinth]

ya !!

[young bone]

The easiest beginner build I can recommend, is the early game Two Pairs strat. You get Ride the bus + spare trousers and your mult will fly

[lavish marsh]

Immediate selling my favorite lol

[ashen plinth]

or you can just photochad

[young bone]

The Plant be like

[young bone]

LUCHADOR

[ashen plinth]

Just get biochemicals

[nova shore]

dude

[young bone]

LMFAO

[mortal umbra]

fact

[lavish marsh]

Guess I’m playing flush now lol

[dusty elbow]

That's pretty good for round 3

[lavish marsh]

Yeah it was to bad I got basically nothing after that

[dusty elbow]

Damn

Tragic

[lavish marsh]

Then again I had like 40 dollars and never sold the egg by the anti 5 boss so with some re rolls I prob could have done better

[dusty elbow]

Yeah it kinda sounds like you folded when you should've doubled down

[lavish marsh]

Yeah especially when my deck was somewhat weak at that point shouldnt have done whatever I could to make it stronger

Perfect flush lol

[tulip oasis]

Is this a joke with no jokers

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/18414509499491392678/40ADE677F5C3F62820777A2F0624B3F9B578F8D0/

Didn't even need to discard 😎

[dusty elbow]

The Spin is such an underrated jonker

[fringe fossil]

i won

[queen escarp]

isaac reference

[dusty elbow]

As someone who's never played Binding of Isaac, hilarious

[blissful berry]

What on earth

it's ante 2 game, relax

[dusty elbow]

Jesus-

[leaden veldt]

They 2 robs u money 🥀

[blissful berry]

the price you pay for greatness

[north crescent]

too high a price

[queen escarp]

also getting nat negative photo is nice

[magic ravine]

why the hell did i get kicked from the server all of a sudden

[civic vortex]

I finally rolled down into the bean to complete C++

I wish I could give game hours but this is the kind of game I leave on when I leave the house so its horribly inflated

[lavish marsh]

Fr it is carrying my run right now

[dusty elbow]

Bro might be Johnny Joestar

[queen escarp]

BARON
I NEED YOU BARON

[dusty elbow]

Whos been praying to RT before they play? That should be regulation

[queen escarp]

Who is rt

[blissful berry]

ante 5 gaming

[lavish marsh]

It could only carry so hard sadly

[dusty elbow]

RTGames, the man who beat infinite Balatro

[queen escarp]

ohhhh okay

hehe no more plant

[dusty elbow]

In the name of RT, Shen, and the holy Penrose, may your runs be blessed

[dusty elbow]

W

[worldly marsh]

aw rip. tip for the future, if you have ancient joker check what the boss is at the start of each ante and skip the big blind if you have ancient joker on a non-debuffed suit

[vast raft]

Polychrome month

[worldly marsh]

otherwise you risk ancient joker rolling the debuffed suit

also you dont need to sell ancient joker there

it's only 600 chips you can just win without it

[dusty elbow]

Trans toaster!

[vast raft]

Every time I use world, sun, star, or moon I'm gonna congratulate each card on their transition

[thorny shuttle]

Alright, all decks gold staked

That was annoying

Just knocked out orange and gold on plasma back to baxk

[worldly marsh]

any time you use strength on a face card too

[queen escarp]

hell yeah its pride month

[worldly marsh]

we'll say ace is agender for the purposes of the transition comedy

[queen escarp]

i kinda forgor

[worldly marsh]

(ace people are awesome though)

[worldly marsh]

same

[vast raft]

Polychrome month

[worldly marsh]

everything is so wild rn 😭

[vast raft]

[worldly marsh]

brisket <3

[dusty elbow]

Best girl brunch 🔥

[worldly marsh]

i gotta play the balatro celeste mod for pride month

[queen escarp]

brainstorm!

[jagged acorn]

oh my god😭

[queen escarp]

this is awesome

[dusty elbow]

There's a Celeste mod??? Holy gay... I need it

[vast raft]

Blueberry cheesecake

[dusty elbow]

It's her, Ms. Balatro herself

[vast raft]

[queen escarp]

i should do it....
i should do it.........

[worldly marsh]

yeah!!

[dusty elbow]

DO IT

[worldly marsh]

check threads in the modding forum it';s probably there

[queen escarp]

gonna beat big blind rq, ill tell what negative joker i got

if its baron ill ascend

[dusty elbow]

Insert that one gif of Celeste teabagging saying "I WANT MORE ESTROGEN"

[worldly marsh]

actually dont i did it already

[vast raft]

Negative green joker

[worldly marsh]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1327574068744163368

[queen escarp]

:D

[dusty elbow]

:D

[vast raft]

Fat joker

[queen escarp]

well at least i got clubs

so better than nothing

[dusty elbow]

Crazy vro

[white carbon]

"clubs are debuffed"

[white carbon]

🙏

[queen escarp]

WHERE THE FUCK IS BARON

[vast raft]

He got fr*nced

[rapid aspen]

I LOVE BALATRO

[queen escarp]

bro is desperate at this point 😭

you know

what

i will take him

cuz i got 2 brainstorms

cant believe im going to die because of the psychic...

the worst thing is

when i saw that next blind is the needle

i rerolled it

that was before i got burglar

🫡 rip

[livid flax]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[verbal perch]

i didnt ever think it possible

[wanton grove]

me during the bios update praying that i don’t accidentally trip and fall over and accidentally unplug the usb drive and rip the power cable out my pc

[analog island]

legit thought there was gonna be a “bios” update to balatro before I read the rest

[wanton grove]

what a year and a half with no new content does to a community

(friends of jimbo does not count)

[analog island]

bruh