🎙・server-chat

[urban shuttle]

Hey if I play a straight flush in a game do I unlock the flush version of the family?

I’m so mad

I was one blind away from unlocking a new joker and I died

[long turtle]

I just got a straight flush

[low rampart]

hey where i can ask about mods

[gaunt ginkgo]

whats the highest yall have ever gotten a wee joker?. mine is 1400

[cedar rock]

I love big decks.

(I got my holographs to 18.25*)

[viscid quiver]

now hands aren't a problem lmao

[drowsy flicker]

i have a suggestion

[viscid quiver]

i hope it happens

rn it looks like this

green joker would be neat

[drowsy flicker]

oh it would

yknow what else would be neat

[viscid quiver]

photochad

[drowsy flicker]

yeah

[cedar rock]

Huh. How did you guess?

[viscid quiver]

idk man luck

btw shit gets better

now i need bp or brainstorm

[drowsy flicker]

yknow what you REALLY need tho

[viscid quiver]

yes

i have that in my mind

this shit getting ouf of hand

[drowsy flicker]

ok but

yknow what would be

really good

[tribal beacon]

Big black decks

[cedar rock]

This stone is going to be getting bloody.

[drowsy flicker]

zodiack deck my goat

[cedar rock]

[neon garnet]

did not get the reroll voucher gg, my gold stake highscore tho

[viscid quiver]

stop already 😭

[drowsy flicker]

i have a suggestion

[cedar rock]

As do I.

[neon garnet]

Im all ears

[drowsy flicker]

pivot to photochad

[cedar rock]

[neon garnet]

well I DO have Hanging Chad so I guess thats a pretty good suggestion

[bitter compass]

how many more suggestions are going to have

[drowsy flicker]

a lot

[cedar rock]

We are not prepared.

[bitter compass]

earlier today i had a crazy photochad run but i lost it because of Yeah.., take aw ild guess

a wild guess

[drowsy flicker]

exactly

it will save ur run

[drowsy flicker]

the plant!!

[bitter compass]

Congratulation

[cedar rock]

Ok, when you get a blueprint or brainstorm, which do you copy in photochad?

[bitter compass]

photograph

[drowsy flicker]

photo

[bitter compass]

in that run i copied chad and i got 200k

i copied photo and

3m

[drowsy flicker]

now if ur looking for big money

[bitter compass]

well i had both blueprint and brainstorm but it still proves my point

[drowsy flicker]

put a lucky card or a gold sticker in first and copy ur chad

[cedar rock]

I wish there was a sandbox mode for balatro so I could actually test.

I feel like copying chad would be better because it gives both chips and times mult.

[bitter compass]

theres a balatro calculator theres that

[drowsy flicker]

it isnt

im a photochad specialist i would know

[brisk zinc]

hi i'm really stupid and not sure how the math works. which configuration would give me more xmult?

[bitter compass]

i believe ancient

[cedar rock]

For a flush?

[drowsy flicker]

i have a suggestion

[bitter compass]

ancient being copied by blueprint i mean

[brisk zinc]

cuz i'm not sure if the right one is 17.1+17.1 or 17.1*17.1

[bitter compass]

17.1 then it gets multiplied by it again

[brisk zinc]

yes flush

okay so i bp ancient

[viscid quiver]

CHAT IM COOKED

[brisk zinc]

i haven't seen photo or chad this run sorry

[bitter compass]

working with a 50 mult base

[cedar rock]

DONT YOU DARE. SUGGESTOR

[drowsy flicker]

i told you to pivot to photochad

[bitter compass]

you get more if you copy ancient joker

[viscid quiver]

i didn't get him.mm.

[drowsy flicker]

they will come i swear

[viscid quiver]

raaahhhh

[brisk zinc]

okay copying ancient was the right call thanks

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 😍

[brisk zinc]

well the next shop has an eternal photo

good call

[bitter compass]

if i see one more i have a suggestion from @drowsy flicker im gonna lose my mind

[cedar rock]

You haven't already?

[brisk zinc]

@drowsy flicker do i sell scary face

surely right

[bitter compass]

more mult . more mult Good

[brisk zinc]

truth

[bitter compass]

i mean xmult

[viscid quiver]

yes ditch scary

[drowsy flicker]

yes

i told you they would come

[bitter compass]

i should try to do more plasma

[drowsy flicker]

yknow what you should do more of

[bitter compass]

maybe even ,....,,

Photochad Plasma Deck......... you neve rknow

[drowsy flicker]

is that even good i actually

who am i kidding photochad is always good

[bitter compass]

wait

um

idk actually

[cedar rock]

Plasma is unlocked through beating black, right?

[drowsy flicker]

blue stake actually

[viscid quiver]

@drowsy flicker happy?

[drowsy flicker]

LETS GO

YES I AM

[bitter compass]

back to balqatro

[brisk zinc]

well that didn't last long as this is literally unwinnable

[drowsy flicker]

god i love photochad

[cedar rock]

Blue stake? Huh.

[drowsy flicker]

ur missing the chad

[viscid quiver]

MUAHAAHAH (i think plant is incoming)

[cedar rock]

I think I can do that.

[brisk zinc]

as i said, i haven't seen one in this whole fucking run

[bitter compass]

@drowsy flicker which deck should i do.......... (I will try my best and find photochad i swear)

[drowsy flicker]

it was in ante 8 sorry

[drowsy flicker]

i want to see how good photochad is in plasma

[quick yacht]

It's good

[drowsy flicker]

as always

[quick yacht]

Plasmas are not only about chips

[drowsy flicker]

photochad is always good

[viscid quiver]

i died

stupid boss

not plant tho

[drowsy flicker]

what boss was it

[viscid quiver]

this stupid ahh

man i hate fish

[drowsy flicker]

ah

yeah the fish sucks

especially early game

[quick yacht]

Lemme do a run

Plasma Photochad

Let's see

[drowsy flicker]

chad would have saved the run

[merry dirge]

getting kinda bored

[drowsy flicker]

if only

[drowsy flicker]

hey so

i have a suggestion

[merry dirge]

yeah

[viscid quiver]

yup

[brisk zinc]

it was in next run ante 3

[viscid quiver]

@drowsy flicker

now i need photo

[drowsy flicker]

lets go

[drowsy flicker]

DUDE

what are the odds 😭

[viscid quiver]

idk

[merry dirge]

12 bucks

[cedar rock]

Are you complaining about it?

[merry dirge]

no i

12 bucks is a lot yknow

[cedar rock]

True.

[merry dirge]

it looks nice on top of my existing massive stack of wealth

[cedar rock]

😮

Where?

[merry dirge]

anyways im gonna look for regular jimbo and then probably end the run because that took like 10 minutes or whatever

[cedar rock]

Did you get it?

Ohh that's modded isn't it.

[merry dirge]

yes its very modded

[cedar rock]

Only slightly altered.

[brisk zinc]

now we pray for cryptids and whatnot

i don't think i've ever done a baron mime run unseeded

oh fuck brainstorm has appeared

what do i sell

pants are only at +8 so maybe that

[split vessel]

Strange seed (BALATRO)

Now ive got dna and supernova instead of raised fist

[drowsy flicker]

is that what i think it is

[split vessel]

What?

Plant at ante 7

[brisk zinc]

my only xmult currently is a poly egg

[queen escarp]

the prophecy

[drowsy flicker]

photochad 🥹

[split vessel]

Photochad

It is indeed

[drowsy flicker]

i love photochad

[reef escarp]

photochad i think is my most used jokers 🤔

turns out someone has done a naneinf run with a baron and dna build, with a ton of juggle tags and the serpent as the boss 😭

[brisk zinc]

lol

idk how trib got in there

[reef escarp]

looks inside

[brisk zinc]

ok now i know how trib got there

[reef escarp]

dang thats alot of souls

[patent flame]

Oh my gyat.... Best build ever

[viscid quiver]

how is campfire actually useful

[brisk zinc]

it's not 🤫

[viscid quiver]

ik but some ppl tend to say it's good

[brisk zinc]

i almost just used dna on the needle

shaky ass card baiting me

[viscid quiver]

oh damn

[celest summit]

What is my best route to naneinf? Just got 100% and trying to celebrate by hitting it lol

[patent flame]

Both of u guys noob...

[brisk zinc]

yes i know how it works but it's extremely unfun to use

[viscid quiver]

it resets bro

even hit the road is better

[brisk zinc]

if it didn't reset i wouldn't have an issue with it

but then the xmult would have to be reduced a bit or it would be op

time to make money

[viscid quiver]

@drowsy flicker

what u think

WHATTTT!?? I JUST HIT 2 SOULS

in a row

if i only got perkeo or chicot instead of canio

[patent flame]

Both of u guys noob and noob

[viscid quiver]

and you're rude and boring you're god damn pessimist

you're annoying af

shut the hell up

[opaque shard]

Campfire is good but needs some money to get working properly

[devout thunder]

Campfire is awesome

[opaque shard]

It works better mainly at the end

[brisk zinc]

idc if you think it's good or bad. i think it's unfun to play with

[devout thunder]

Good way to close out runs

[opaque shard]

Hit the Road can actually be decent too

[devout thunder]

Well you did say that it's not useful

[viscid quiver]

maybe but this guy is still annoying af everytime someone shares a screenshot of some build especially a photochad he's like "you noob"

[devout thunder]

Saying you don't enjoy using it and saying it's useless are different lol

[opaque shard]

You could've replied more decently too

[viscid quiver]

i don't give a fuck honestly i hate this guy

[devout thunder]

Photochad is awesome

Whatever it takes to kill the funny ante 8 boss

[patent flame]

Campfire obelisk hit the jacks are all useless because I'm bad at it. Photochad supremacy hate plant and pillar

[devout thunder]

OBELISK IS THE GOAT

[patent flame]

Obelisk campfire the goats

[devout thunder]

Hit the road is the ungoat....

[patent flame]

Obviously all of those are situation dependant and requires a setup

[opaque shard]

I've had good runs with hit the road actually

[patent flame]

But rare jokers are late game jokers

[opaque shard]

I'll be one of the few to defend it

[devout thunder]

I've made it work a few times, it just takes considerable effort to work and suffers similar flaws to Baron (trading score timing for needing to use your discards once you have the cards)

[patent flame]

Hit the road gets super countered by water but that's honestly not bad especially when u get it early or still scaling some jokers

Unless u get it on maybe ante 6+ ofc

[opaque shard]

Yea

[patent flame]

But being countered by 1 boss is better than 6 bosses like photochad

[devout thunder]

Hit the Road gets kicked in the face by water and doesn't have any room for Plant counterplay

[patent flame]

Obelisk however solos every single bosses

[viscid quiver]

and who's noob? man you're such a hypocrite

[patent flame]

Cuz that joker is different

[devout thunder]

Photochad is practically immune to bosses though

[patent flame]

No

[opaque shard]

It's sarcasm chill out

[patent flame]

Suit bosses pillar and plant

[devout thunder]

Pillar/Suit Bosses: you should have more than enough faces to not worry about having none to play during the boss blind.

Plant: just get glass number cards, as a glass number is the same as a photo face

[opaque shard]

Pillar is manageable when you can skip but forget to skip and win anyway

[devout thunder]

As long as you don't play like 4 full houses with faces before the pillar you should be fine lol

[brisk zinc]

this was a fun run

[devout thunder]

Vampire midas my beloved

[brisk zinc]

first time i got both in a run

[devout thunder]

It's a fun combo

It was even crazier in the original patch

[patent flame]

This is actually as fast as obelisk scaling

[thick dock]

What would be the best joker order? Max Baron, max Mime or split evenly?

[brisk zinc]

i don't give a shit about your obelisk

[patent flame]

Also it's. More econ positive

[patent flame]

Noob...

[brisk zinc]

this is why nobody likes you

[devout thunder]

Wtf

Actually just hatred flowing for no good reason???

[brisk zinc]

that's what that guy does yea

[raw aspen]

Idk if ur aware but this is actually as fast as obelisk scaling

[brisk zinc]

i don't care?

i'm playing this for fun

isn't that the point of all video games

[raw aspen]

Yeah ik i just thought it was funny that made you so angry

[brisk zinc]

i've said many times i find obelisk very unfun

[raw aspen]

I do too tbh

[brisk zinc]

that guy going "if you don't play exactly like i do and use the exact same jokers you are bad at the game" is making me angry if anything

fucking obnoxious

[devout thunder]

Did they say that lol

[brisk zinc]

implied

[devout thunder]

Maybe I missed something, but the extent I saw was them calling you a noob for saying campfire was useless

[brisk zinc]

actually i said it's unfun

i jokingly answered "it's not" when someone asked how it's useful

[brisk zinc]

yes that's what i literally just said

like 2 seconds after i just said it's unfun to use

[devout thunder]

Oh well you should know that jokingly over text doesn't always work lol

[brisk zinc]

i know

that's why misunderstandings like this happen

[devout thunder]

Yeah though I had to scroll up and post the screenshot, so I couldn't see the current messages lol

[brisk zinc]

fair

[royal wharf]

Maow

[steel fiber]

OHHHHH not me typing "seems like it'd go well with Perkeo and jokers that spawn tarot cards but Soul is a game of chance"

[quiet igloo]

Oh dang

Runner

[royal wharf]

Oh dang.

[brisk zinc]

oh dang

[royal wharf]

Oh dang.

[patent flame]

Oh gyat

[steel fiber]

OH SNAP

[drowsy flicker]

nicccee

[quiet igloo]

Soul..

It was Triboulet

[drowsy flicker]

i have a suggestion

[quiet igloo]

I saw something

[dense widget]

did you?

yeah you did

😠

hanging chad it is i guess

[drowsy flicker]

oh that fucking hurts

[quiet igloo]

Yeah?

💥

[drowsy flicker]

pivot to photochad

[dense widget]

it does really

[quiet igloo]

😠

[dense widget]

nahh

[quiet igloo]

Still win 🥇

[dense widget]

you use normal skins of cards, first one i seen

[dense widget]

goated

nice pack ngl

[drowsy flicker]

cant wait for photochad pivot

[dense widget]

THE CHAD IS FINALLY WORTH IT

maybe not photo but its still goated

[drowsy flicker]

i belive in photo appearing soon

[dense widget]

i got showman, should i buy?

shouldnt right?

[drowsy flicker]

idk man

[dense widget]

i wont

[drowsy flicker]

my brains gloop

[thorny niche]

photoscarychad should be a new word

[dense widget]

gojo vs sukuna ahh

[drowsy flicker]

they replaced my cerebral cortex with photochad

[thorny niche]

photoscarytribouletsmileychadsock should be a new word

[dense widget]

what do i exchange it for

[dense widget]

real

[thorny niche]

photoscartriletsmichasophobia - fear of face card builds

[dense widget]

i think blue joker gotta go

what u think?

[thorny niche]

probably

[drowsy flicker]

prolly yeah

[dense widget]

rare skip

[thorny niche]

100 chips to potentially 250

[covert compass]

How do i get royal flush

[dense widget]

DO WE TAKE?

[drowsy flicker]

blue joker has been my main joker in so many early games

[thorny niche]

🪤

[drowsy flicker]

straight flush with an ace

[covert compass]

Thank you

[dense widget]

if you want you can restart until atleast 3 cards of royal flush then discard till get resy

oh

im stupid

lol

[dense widget]

real

[dense widget]

?

[drowsy flicker]

take the rare skip?

[dense widget]

yes]

gambling

[drowsy flicker]

hold on i need to

check the wiki for something

[dense widget]

alr sure

[drowsy flicker]

no

dont take it

[dense widget]

awm man

[drowsy flicker]

next shop could have photo

and thats better

[dense widget]

bussines card

damn

sadly i cant take it

W eco with sock tho

few strengths please

[drowsy flicker]

why is 8-bit ryan there

[dense widget]

i like wathcing stuff when playing

he deserves to be there

guess how much runner is giving rn

close call, guess what saved me tho

THE ULTIMATE CHIPS CARD

dusk in shop, do i take for chad?

or for runner?

imma take for chad

BLUEPRINMT IN SHJOP

BLUE PRINT IN SHOP

❗

proof

[hearty yarrow]

sorry if this is out of nowhere, i'm designing art for a fanmade joker and i wanna know if it's balanced

is it ok to ask that here?

[dense widget]

i dont think any mods are checking this chat anyway idk

im new so im not sure

[hearty yarrow]

ok

so uhhh the concept is that it's a stoplight

[dense widget]

hmmm interesting

[hearty yarrow]

1 in 2 chance of this Joker changing colour when Blind is selected

If Green, [positive thing here]

If Red, [negative thing here]

i was thinking of green being x mult, idk how much tho or what red should be

nothing? debuffs?

[dense widget]

you gave me an idea

a stop light

and every blind

a random suit gets picked

and every card of that suit

[thorny niche]

green = X3 mult? red = X0.4 mult?

[dense widget]

gives 10 chips

[hearty yarrow]

so ancient joker but with chips instead of xmult?

[dense widget]

and it would combo with other cards

[dense widget]

something like that

and it would work

with the joker

who makes 2 suits the same

ykwim'

[thorny niche]

seems kinda weak for +10

kind of

[hearty yarrow]

perhaps. by that, you mean a fraction of what the mult is already?

that's actually kind of interesting, you could mess with joker order with that

keeping it on the far left when red and far right when green

[thorny niche]

yes x0.4 or /2.5 mult

[dense widget]

it would be a common

or buffed i supsoe

supose

ANTIMATETR

LETS GOO

[thorny niche]

accidental genius

[hearty yarrow]

ok, sounds good, i'll try to do it your way

except making it x0.5 to be a liiiittle nicer

would this be common, uncommon, or rare?

i think it could work as an uncommon, but idk

would at least let you use it with baseball card if it's red

[thorny niche]

uncommon probably

another x3 mult thing

[dense widget]

BRAINSTORM

can i send gifs here?

[thorny niche]

Idk

Lemme check

[dense widget]

cant

BRAINSTORM AND BLUEPRINT IN 1 RUN

THE GOAT

[opal fog]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1113380631276171284/1281360855086399540/VID_GIF-1695923991.gif?width=480&height=360

[dense widget]

almost didnt have anough

4 dollars left

lol

[celest gazelle]

I got too close to actually get my first victory but I got the worst possible boss 😭

[thorny niche]

Carried by photoscartriletsmichadsock?

[dense widget]

yes

whats the best possition here?

[thorny niche]

stonks

[dense widget]

joker placement*

[thorny niche]

blueprint on dusk for 3 x 100 vs 150 x 2 oh wait

blueprint on dusk

[dense widget]

yes

[thorny niche]

for value on lucky cards???

[dense widget]

dont matter

best score

1 on scary face 2 on dusk?

or all on dusk?

[thorny niche]

uh

check the card below

maybe

[dense widget]

oh

alr

[thorny niche]

dusk is better than sock here

so dont copy sock

[dense widget]

righttt, ty

last ante

oh no

NONONO

ITS VIOLENT VESSEL

I CANT BEAT IT

unless i get my RED SEAL GLASS

WISH ME GOOD LUCK

[thorny niche]

Luckgoof

Luckgood

Luckgod

Luck

Godluck

Goodluck

[covert compass]

Ty

[dense widget]

np

[hearty yarrow]

here's what i came up with

[dense widget]

YESSS NO WAY I LOSE

[dense widget]

thats super kewl

[hearty yarrow]

thanks!!!!

@thorny niche if i post this on r/balatro do you want credit

for helping me with the xmult thing

[thorny niche]

ok 👍

man i love when i sly joker dusk eternal holographic scary face arrowhead rockrt

[dense widget]

IS EVERYTHING GOOD?

cashew

[thorny niche]

i think

[dense widget]

aight im trying it

[thorny niche]

mr thunk can i have a blueprint please

[dense widget]

36 MILLION

EZZZ

[toxic wren]

Bru

[dense widget]

THE LUCKY CARD

black stake BEATEN

[thorny niche]

i rolled past a bloodstone oa6 ejro29ebfiejekeeo3o3oejejdjddjdjdjdk

[dense widget]

07

[steel ermine]

big oof

[dense widget]

tryign bluestake now

[steel ermine]

what deck?

oh plasma

[frosty sonnet]

Can someone help me? I started playing Balatro not too long ago, and I am trying to beat the blue stake. All I do is go for flushes and I keep getting bad jokers. Is there a much better way of playing than flushes?

[steel ermine]

2 pair and 3 of a kind are very good for that strategy imo

[hearty yarrow]

oh shoot @thorny niche another fun synergy with stoplight would mean oops all sixes would change the colour every blind

[steel ermine]

Venus has better scaling than jupiter

[coarse light]

I’m going to say it. Baron is only useful if you have prepared for it or if you know it will be somewhere!

[hearty yarrow]

so it would be a 2 in 2 chance

[steel ermine]

if you can find a retrigger joker like the Sock or Hack, 3oak can go absolutely insane on blue stake and beyond

[thorny niche]

pro (not)

maybe go fish IS more my type

i love purple stake

:)

[dense widget]

please give me a baron i have nothing going for me on this seed

i got throwback, i guess its this typa run

brainstorm, wow just wow

PHOTOGRAPH(run is saved)

[thorny niche]

i got photochad trib on a checkered deck purple stake run so now i can't get any luck anymore

:(

[dense widget]

first when i started balatro

i played with the no face cards deck

and got trib

[steel ermine]

ohhhh that hurts

abandoned deck, the one deck you DON'T want Triboulet to be in

[fiery flower]

let's go gambling

[fiery flower]

I gold stickered Canio on abandoned 💀

[dense widget]

theres no way

im losing with a brainstorm blueprint

im so mad

and sad

gg

there isnt vc right?

on this group

imma play on ghost

i got ''rainbow card''

ifyyky

ifykyk

2 now

[worn comet]

hi sorry, how do i find matchmaking in balatro multiplayer?

[dense widget]

idk theres a server for it but idk

check dms

legendary shop

[gaunt wren]

We should normalize clowns in today’s society

[white rampart]

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[primal yarrow]

This game is so complicated

[gaunt wren]

Wdym? Watch numbers go up, lose, repeat.

[tribal blaze]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[gaunt wren]

Reject being a menace to society, return to whimsy slapstick

[slow walrus]

@little prism

[sour coral]

how do you deck build around straights?

should i get duplicates or thin em out?

[median oracle]

Does anyone happen to have the 21 kid mod? It's like any 9 or 10 played gets however much mult or chips?

[austere eagle]

This game is making me go insane

[last marsh]

eg

[cobalt falcon]

Good day community!

Sorry if I went silent but I had a family emergency that required my full attention

[viscid quiver]

sup man

[viscid quiver]

dang

i hope it wasn't anything bad

[cobalt falcon]

Fortunately not

[gaunt wren]

The Century Egg!

[cobalt falcon]

It all solved

[viscid quiver]

that's good to hear

[viscid quiver]

nice

[calm cypress]

I am having a very good time

[thorny plaza]

Anyone wanna join my java Minecraft server/SMP DM me

[dusky oasis]

No

[uncut palm]

hello people

[uncut palm]

soo, I started playing cryptd today and

let`s say I found easy to crash the game (not using the code card)

it stayed like that for about 5min

till it crashed

[vestal peak]

Probaly luckiest run I've ever had yet lol

[calm cypress]

ooh do i pick up pare

[vestal peak]

I litteraly ran out of cards at the end 💀 (couldn't score enough anyway though)

[calm cypress]

instead of chad

[vestal peak]

chad is probably much better tbh

[cyan charm]

agree

is so useful

kill cat

[vestal peak]

Honestly I would remove either hologram or lucky cat

[cyan charm]

unless is like 5x

or smth

then just pass

i mean u dont need 3 xmult jokers

[orchid raft]

Do you recommend buying brainstorm with eternal and rental effects?

[cyan charm]

100%

[vestal peak]

I would

[calm cypress]

uhh lucky cat is at like 9x so far

[orchid raft]

thanks 🔥

[calm cypress]

don't forget about the dice in there

[cyan charm]

what about holo

[calm cypress]

and half my deck is lucky cards

[vestal peak]

then kill hologram

[calm cypress]

holo at 4x

[cyan charm]

kill holo

u need to grow canio. always.

[calm cypress]

unless it helps scale canio 4x faster idk if it's worth it

[vestal peak]

pareidolia is 100% better than holo in this case

[vestal peak]

if you get an immolate it's basically + x5 to canio

[calm cypress]

regular hand

yeah sure but it's multiplicative, not worth

[queen escarp]

for any new players here
dont always go for flushes
or youll end up like ME

[vestal peak]

what the fuck how 😭

[vestal peak]

how is it not worth?

canio is insane, so using pareidollia to grow it 10x faster is way better than holo

[calm cypress]

Canio is at 3x rn, let's say I can scale it to 10x with pare

thats lower than when it's at 3x with a 4x next to it

[orchid raft]

how 😭

[vestal peak]

but holo can't really scale well

unlike canio

[queen escarp]

mistakes were made

[calm cypress]

doesn't need to

[orchid raft]

Do you recommend double rental?

[calm cypress]

ok now I get rid of holo

lmfao

[nova shore]

help

tf do i sell?

bloodstone?

[orchid raft]

how many stacks on the lil joker

[nova shore]

lucky cat, you have enough money

[cedar rock]

How fixed is your deck?

[wind cairn]

I won my first runs in the game after 3 months of trying without knowing anything about the game
i am happy yey

[calm cypress]

wtf do you mean lucky cat

[cedar rock]

Different post

[cedar rock]

Idol.

Def idol.

[nova shore]

mmmm

ngl

i will try it

[cedar rock]

Waut6

[nova shore]

xd

[cedar rock]

Wait

WAit

[nova shore]

wjat

hi

[cedar rock]

lusty joker.

[nova shore]

im thinging of sell bloodstone

lusty?

[cedar rock]

Yes.

[nova shore]

its the only thing that give mu mult

i dont have too much "2's with mult"

[cedar rock]

I think planets will outscale it.

[nova shore]

mmmmm

true

thanks

[cedar rock]

👍

[calm cypress]

I'm so tempted to just buy all the vouchers

but im also so tempted to try to get an absolute armada of jokers

I already have 10

scratch that, just got a natural negative greedy joker

11

[nova shore]

dayuim one e

[neat cape]

hi

[nova shore]

i lost guys

here's the seed

in the second shop you can buy wee joker, and in ante 4 a spectral pack will have the "transform all card into a random rank", they will be 2

[calm cypress]

cute lil kitty

at 21x now

[nova shore]

you're playing one hand?

[calm cypress]

usually

I'm just now at the point where I need to actually stop scaling lucky cat and start using it

[nova shore]

It's impressive that you keep winning the blinds

[nova shore]

share a video of it

[fallow briar]

i beat cerulean bell with one hand (and a few discards) but i didn't record it so have this instead

typecast

[orchid raft]

eight

[nova shore]

amazing xd

[orchid raft]

sorry for the @, the message response was still on

[fallow briar]

but i did screenshot it and yea

[nova shore]

if you dont put that i dont even see it

glad you do

[finite shadow]

Good morning

[manic charm]

fun fact discord does delete your account if it has 2 years of inactivity

[nova shore]

sure?

[manic charm]

it happened to one of my accounts

[calm cypress]

getting myself to the hand I want

[finite shadow]

Not if you have nitro. Lol I started paying for it when it came out like 9 years ago and I only realized it when I took a break from gaming and saw that it failed to go through when I moved and my billing address changed

Sucks though I had a special version of nitro for early supporters called grandfather nitro, and I paid $2.99 always and would get whatever the most expensive nitro included

[calm cypress]

ok here, there's two hands that I play in this clip

it would have been more efficient to keep scaling but I just wanted to show you

[onyx sorrel]

Your game speed is so slow 💔

[slim junco]

hi

[calm cypress]

cry about it

[nova shore]

they make you a consumable

[jade plover]

Can some help me why is my Balastro glitching on my phone the hole screen crashes i saw my screen pixels and it's lagging

[slim junco]

idk who to kill

[onyx sorrel]

For which joker?

[jade plover]

.

[gleaming cloak]

Dont

[slim junco]

invisible is ready

[onyx sorrel]

Well them

Then

Erosion and space is both good

Unless space isn't bringing too much to the team.

[jade plover]

Please someone help

[onyx sorrel]

Worst hit is lusty joker.

[onyx sorrel]

The whole screen crashes?

Wdym by that.

[jade plover]

Yes

[onyx sorrel]

As in you can't play the game?

[slim junco]

im waiting for this tho

[jade plover]

Yes it's crashing it's glitches sometimes I see my screen pixels

[onyx sorrel]

Well realistically. That's an uncommon so it's rare to find one

[onyx sorrel]

What do you mean by i see my screen pixels

[shy dove]

youve got a good setup as is

although no xmult sucks

but like a duo or something should get u there

[jade plover]

I will show you what I mean give a minute

[calm cypress]

[onyx sorrel]

Suboptimal joker arrangement.

[calm cypress]

ya not really

what would you do different?

[onyx sorrel]

Feed the cat with more lucky card hits

So like one on chad

[calm cypress]

well yeah thats what I did for my first twelve hands

but then I needed to beat the blind

[onyx sorrel]

Did you like not have another flush on the deck

[calm cypress]

didn't bother to check

tbh

I already beat ante 8 I'm just goofin around until I get another negative tag

[edgy heath]

greetings fellow balatroers

how do you do

[calm cypress]

greetings

[onyx sorrel]

Fair

[edgy heath]

wazzaaahhh🔥🔥

[edgy heath]

hey so hows the sharpening going

is it sharp yet

[onyx sorrel]

Going great. It just passed my 5 year anniversary

[calm cypress]

also growing lucky cat is really hitting diminishing returns at this point, it's already at 28x

sharpening? 😮

[edgy heath]

ah wow great job lmk when its your 10 year anniversary

[edgy heath]

see his status lmfao😭

[edgy heath]

hey we have the same hypesquad house lol

[calm cypress]

alexa, remind me in five years to check on the sharpening

[onyx sorrel]

Come to think of it. My pfp and status have not changed since 2020

[calm cypress]

lame :v

I'm jk lmao

[edgy heath]

FIVE YEARS???

[edgy heath]

nah its all good

[onyx sorrel]

That's why I said 5 year anniversary lol

[edgy heath]

😭

[nova shore]

sounds legit

[edgy heath]

how does one have such perseverance to keep it

[nova shore]

i have this name for 12 years

[edgy heath]

what.

[narrow maple]

jimbo 😭

[nova shore]

im minininlla everywhere

[royal zenith]

I made my pfp like 9 years ago in grapher and kept it ever since lol (along with my name)

[edgy heath]

btw you got some elite ball knowledge for that bio

[onyx sorrel]

You have your real name for about all your life 🤔

You also have such perseverance.

[edgy heath]

hmm that is true tho

[edgy heath]

gah dayum

ive kept my name for 2 years i think

[viscid bridge]

salutations

[leaden veldt]

Flush main 🥀

[edgy heath]

hehh... such rookie numbers for your best hand look at me i have 6,219,088

[edgy heath]

um...

[edgy heath]

what😭😭😭

[edgy heath]

ni hao

[viscid bridge]

i just joined so i'll probably just silently look around for a bit---additionally, only got balatro little over a week ago

[jade plover]

Every time it's lagging my screen crashes with pixels but idk why you can't see it on the record

[edgy heath]

YOUVE BEEN ON KRITA FOR HOW LONG???

[viscid bridge]

OH HEKLP

I UH

[edgy heath]

ah nice to see more people starting to gamble their life away

[edgy heath]

HOW LOOOOONGGG?!?!?!!

[nova shore]

dude painting the world 1:1

[edgy heath]

bros prolly jus tryna draw the other eye lmao

[edgy heath]

type shit😭

[nova shore]

XDDD

[viscid bridge]

okay listen, im on my laptop like once in a blue moon and i often forget to properly shut it down so krita just lingers ther.e.... for too long

[jade plover]

You need to try mines

[nova shore]

XDDDDDD

[jade plover]

It's going to change your life

[nova shore]

share the RAM process

[hollow oriole]

i’ve healed now i’m a full house endulger

[edgy heath]

mines? whats that

[edgy heath]

lmfaoo

[leaden veldt]

W ahh change

[viscid bridge]

im more fixated on jimbo, frankly
the gambling part is nothing that i am so interested in
i like me some lore

[hollow oriole]

full house is just two pair but better

[edgy heath]

three of a kind but better

[leaden veldt]

Frfr

[viscid bridge]

HELP no 😭 🙏

[viscid bridge]

ok but thats real

[edgy heath]

just admit it man

[viscid bridge]

I'VE JUST HAD KRITA OPEN I HAVEN'T BEEN USING IT 💔

[edgy heath]

lmao as someone who has an artist friend i really understand😭

[edgy heath]

OH THIS THING LMFAOOO

[edgy heath]

335 HOURS DUDE???

[nova shore]

"if i cant love you in this world, i will create mine" type draw ❤️‍🔥

[edgy heath]

THATS LIKE

TWO WEEKS

[azure inlet]

I love balatro

[edgy heath]

same, bean, same.

[viscid bridge]

i myself am an artist. i actually have made some balatro fanarts before, but they stay in friend circles rather than public on social media... because i lack socials

im thinking about posting some of those things here though

[edgy heath]

post it post it

post it post it

now!!!!

[nova shore]

#🎨・fan-art

[edgy heath]

#🎨・fan-art

right now!!!!

go go go!!!!

[viscid bridge]

just not exactly sure of how to come around posting stuff which has been posted on social media, considering self promo is not allowed

[nova shore]

right now dude, whats stoping you?

[viscid bridge]

i suppose sending the files are just as functional

[edgy heath]

dude just post it its not that deep💔

[viscid bridge]

stop pressuring me im working on it :C

[viscid bridge]

IM TRYING

[edgy heath]

😭😭😭

[calm cypress]

getting a little too close for comfort

[edgy heath]

we need updates

[nova shore]

-# come on dude, everyone likes art :3

[edgy heath]

i do too :3

[calm cypress]

featuring my obese house cat

[edgy heath]

hey how do you do the effect

[edgy heath]

chonky ass dude

[viscid bridge]

Y'ALL KEEP YELLING AT ME "POST YO SHI" IM SORRY I HAVEN'T EVEN ABLE TO TAKE A FULL BREATH YET ONG 😭 😭 😭

[jade plover]

Help me with this i already said it every time it's lagging my screen crashes and I can see my screen pixels but you can't see it on the screen record

[nova shore]

-# I have asthma

[edgy heath]

ah i see i get it

[edgy heath]

POST YO SHI RAAAHHHH!!!!

[calm cypress]

there are a bunch of ways to do text formatting following html rules

[viscid bridge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[edgy heath]

hey teach me pls

im dumb

[nova shore]

b, i, s, a

[edgy heath]

hi

OMG

OMG

meow :3

HOLY SHIT

GUYS

[nova shore]

-# to talk like this just put "# -#"

[edgy heath]

OH MY GOD

[calm cypress]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/210298617-Markdown-Text-101-Chat-Formatting-Bold-Italic-Underline

[edgy heath]

-# meow?

MEOW.

OH MY GOD

[calm cypress]

please use within reason.

[edgy heath]

-# THIS IS CRAZY

[nova shore]

you can also talk in small bolder

[edgy heath]

no i have asthma

[marble ravine]

.

[nova shore]

^

[edgy heath]

how how

[edgy heath]

dot.

[nova shore]

yea but not that big, thats span in somehow

[viscid bridge]

I POSTED MY SHIT can i breathe in peace now

[nova shore]

<if i remember well this is orange>

orange/brown

[calm cypress]

let it be known i was answering a question, I did not start, encourage, or participate in this

[nova shore]

+ there's a bunch of colors to talk with 

[lament dust]

BALATRO BALATREZ ESTA JUGANDO BALATRO 🟢

[nova shore]

i see that

[edgy heath]

instructions now.

[edgy heath]

YEAAAHHHHH

[viscid bridge]

HEHEHEHEHE

[edgy heath]

DUDE THE VIDEOS SO CUTEJWIWJWKFKC

[lament dust]

hii

[viscid bridge]

THANK YOU!! i've thought about animating that song for a bit and gave it a shot

[lament dust]

:3

[viscid bridge]

-# i almost wrote shit im going to actually weep tears

[viscid bridge]

salutations!

[lament dust]

POR BALATRO🔥

[lament dust]

:3

[leaden veldt]

Pongan balatro

Fr

[lament dust]

CUANDO NO TIENES POR QUE BRINDAR:

POR BALATRO🔥

[leaden veldt]

Real

[lament dust]

falso

:3

[leaden veldt]

Sale balatrito?

[lament dust]

va

de una

[leaden veldt]

Xd

[lament dust]

no soy gay >:[

[leaden veldt]

Pienso que no deberiamos hablar español en un servidor en ingles

[lament dust]

(tengo novio)

[leaden veldt]

XD

[lament dust]

yeah that makes sense

:v

[leaden veldt]

Ye

Balatro balatrez is playing balatro

[lament dust]

yeah

anyway

[lament dust]

.

:[

[leaden veldt]

Lmao

[edgy heath]

youre so good at this stuff oml

[viscid bridge]

i've been animating for a few years lol

[lament dust]

:3

[lament dust]

stage 1: denial

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[lament dust]

wait so you ARE

🤨

[leaden veldt]

This is only one day

[leaden veldt]

Nuh uh

[edgy heath]

i someday wish to reach your level of skill🙏🏻

[lament dust]

uh huh

3 femboys will change that

[leaden veldt]

Ye

I mean

Nah

[lament dust]

(i am one of them)

:3

[leaden veldt]

💀

[lament dust]

what

[viscid bridge]

i appreciate your admiration! i'm sure you can get there with the dedication :)

[leaden veldt]

I'm inside your house

[edgy heath]

stand ready for my arrival, worm

[lament dust]

nuh huh

[edgy heath]

im trying💔😭

[lament dust]

:v

[leaden veldt]

Dang

[viscid bridge]

and thats good!! do what you wanna do!!

[edgy heath]

im behind you😈

[edgy heath]

yessurrr

[lament dust]

nah my cat is

[edgy heath]

the people here are so chill man

[lament dust]

nice

[edgy heath]

guess whos disguised as your cat😈

[lament dust]

my bf?

or who

i have 2 cats

[edgy heath]

im a third cat

[lament dust]

buh

[edgy heath]

this me

[lament dust]

huh

[calm cypress]

lucky money

[lament dust]

my other cat

shes a fatty

[lament dust]

yessir

[lament dust]

im taking her

2 cats aint enough

[orchid raft]

beautiful car

[lament dust]

yuh :3

[edgy heath]

what a distinguished gentleman

[orchid raft]

which app is above most played app?
it would so funny to see:
balatro 10h 18m
whatsapp 1h

[leaden veldt]

Tik tok 22 min

[edgy heath]

settings 12h

[lament dust]

i dont even have tiktok

[leaden veldt]

WhatsApp 1 min

[edgy heath]

the jump is diabolical

[leaden veldt]

Dang

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[lament dust]

i hate it

:

[calm cypress]

(if a cat has orange and black it's probably a girl)

[leaden veldt]

I wish when I get completionist ++ i would meet the balatro

[lament dust]

BALATRO BALATREZ:

[orchid raft]

lmaooooo

[orchid raft]

BRO

My hero

[leaden veldt]

Once my phone bugged and showed 23h 59 min in settings

[orchid raft]

Yo be my dad

[lament dust]

🟢ESTA JUGANDO BALATRO

♠️♥️♦️🃏

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[lament dust]

yessir

[orchid raft]

He is playing balatro

[leaden veldt]

The diamond should be yellow

[lament dust]

yuh

anyway

uh

i wanna convince my bf to play balatro

:v

were both femboys btw, just saying cuz everyone saus its weird

[leaden veldt]

Convince him

[lament dust]

h o w

[leaden veldt]

We need more balatros

[lament dust]

balatro balatrez

[leaden veldt]

Just say "if you don't play you like womans"