🎙・server-chat

[timid cedar]

you don't get all achievements in 7 hours without the steam manager

or modifying game files

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah is kinda impossible

[queen escarp]

riff raff gave me 2 jokers with special editions
But they are SO ASS 💔

[burnt knoll]

bros think they’re on the team

[cobalt gyro]

Yeah I guess he did cheat

[cobalt falcon]

You can't even get enough games to complete the game in 7 hours

[timid cedar]

80-100 hours for 100% achievements, potentially 50 if you use an unlock all profile and ignore that they can't unlock achievements

[cobalt gyro]

Wym superposition is goated

[timid cedar]

check the time stamp for those achievements being gained

[twin pilot]

you should give a try to superposition

isn't that bad

[cobalt gyro]

When I get to my pc

[burnt knoll]

100% gold stickers has to be more than 100 hours

[queen escarp]

OMG

[cobalt gyro]

But it's all at the same time

Lol

[twin pilot]

yey

photochad my beloved

[cobalt gyro]

Superposition luxk

[cobalt falcon]

I'll go and play squared deck then

[burnt knoll]

i’m jimboing… i’m jimboing so good

[timid cedar]

iirc I've seen someone get it in just under 100, including all challenges, let me find the video

[cobalt gyro]

I'm rerolling it

[queen escarp]

also banana died :D

[twin pilot]

jacking it?

[burnt knoll]

i’m hitting the road, jack

[timid cedar]

94 hours - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIQAa1nM7SM&ab_channel=Skoottie

[cobalt gyro]

I let triboulet sock my buskin

[twin pilot]

better make that come back no more no more no more

[timid cedar]

could go a bit faster, but that's a decent chunk of rng

[cobalt gyro]

He is crazy

[twin pilot]

anyways, balatro

[burnt knoll]

gotta be a crazy good player lol i probably have about 100 hours and i’m not past blue stake yet 😭

[leaden veldt]

Am I cooked chat?

[cobalt gyro]

No

[burnt knoll]

close to finishing blue stake but still

[leaden veldt]

Dang

[twin pilot]

in a single day?

[queen escarp]

yes
thats just not enough

[leaden veldt]

Yep

[twin pilot]

or just over the course of many?

[leaden veldt]

In total I got like 90 hours

[leaden veldt]

Good or I need to play more?

[timid cedar]

i've got just under 500 hours, but 300 of those are modded, with a lot of QoL mods, including a game speed mod (can't live without at the very least 8x game speed), took about 198 hours for me to get my first C++ without mods of any sort

[queen escarp]

thats a good run :D

[twin pilot]

the plant is coming for you

[queen escarp]

😨

lmao might as well

[twin pilot]

wdym

[queen escarp]

what is up with nat negatives

[twin pilot]

jimbo lesbian

[twin pilot]

real, I got two today and 1 last week

[timid cedar]

not meant to be taken that literally

[queen escarp]

fuck you

[twin pilot]

BAHAH

[burnt knoll]

HAHAHAHA

[timid cedar]

look for some glass and you should manage

[burnt knoll]

luchador in the buffoon pack trust

🙏

[twin pilot]

lol I really want to laugh very badbut I got sick with a bad bacteria and if I do I'll just start chocking

help

[burnt knoll]

maybe talk to them and set aside your differences

[twin pilot]

if it doesn't work, I'll have to tell a trusted adult

[burnt knoll]

i’m an adult. what’s up

well im not trusted

i am in fact

[twin pilot]

about to say that

like

[burnt knoll]

evil and conniving

[twin pilot]

😨

[queen escarp]

okay i am fine

[burnt knoll]

jesus christ you whooped that plant

[twin pilot]

whattheheck

if that's your debuffed score, what's the regular?

[sleek prairie]

Does mime work with photograph

[burnt knoll]

ante 13 run incoming

lol

crazy setup that early

[twin pilot]

only with cards held in hand

[sleek prairie]

So bo

No

[twin pilot]

alr

[twin pilot]

yup

[queen escarp]

also i found this bad boy

[twin pilot]

buddy that run is crazy

don't mess it up

[merry crescent]

this run SO MAGNIFICENT

[twin pilot]

remember, reading the boss blind tells the boss blind

[twin pilot]

bambloozed right now

wait

did you took a rare skip?

[merry crescent]

its the fragile challenge

[merry crescent]

yes to avoid breaking my cards

[queen escarp]

god oops all 6 would go so hard rn

[merry crescent]

the challenge where all your cards are glass with 100% chance to break

[twin pilot]

time for arrowhead to go

[merry crescent]

no bro look at the voucher slot 🥹

[dusty elbow]

When I get PC Balatro tomorrow, I should try making a mod

[twin pilot]

oh

wait

hold on

give me that seed rn

(i'll never play it)

[merry crescent]

this run blessed by the gods

[queen escarp]

WHATS UP WITH NAT NEGATIVES IN THIS RUN

[twin pilot]

that's a very unfortunate negative

[timid cedar]

eh, it's free money with not much investment

[queen escarp]

wdym thats awesome

[timid cedar]

it's fine enough, not that impactful though

[leaden veldt]

Every negative is good

Except triboulet

🤑

[twin pilot]

except: burglar if you got like a hit the road jack going

weird but can happen

[leaden veldt]

Dang

[twin pilot]

let me think of other joker

madness

[leaden veldt]

Once I got a perkeo negative from the soul card

[twin pilot]

midas mask, vampire

[twin pilot]

did you take a picture?

[leaden veldt]

Nope sadly

[merry crescent]

beat it with 69 mil first hand on ante 8 boss plus i was nerfed cuz it disabled my astonomer

seed is DM4AH2UK for that beauty of a run

[twin pilot]

k

[merry crescent]

i thought the challenge might be difficult but then i was hit by miracle after miracle

[queen escarp]

OHHHHH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING

[timid cedar]

if you want some fun seeds, there are a few negative perkeo seeds in #1156061354076155944

[merry crescent]

jimbo blessing us tonight

[uncut idol]

satisfying first draw

[kindred ruin]

bloodstone oops yuri

[queen escarp]

JIMBILLION CHIPS

[limpid delta]

uhm

IM SPANISH SRRY

[timid cedar]

You don't need to apologise for that

[queen escarp]

true like wtf

chat help

what do i sell

AND what to copy

[timid cedar]

probably sell Cat for the high score potential

[queen escarp]

true i guess

[timid cedar]

as for the copy, bloodstone

[queen escarp]

alright

[timid cedar]

12 more triggers of bloodstone is solid (assuming 5 card hand with no red seal)

[lusty surge]

but the fun line is to sell ballot

[timid cedar]

what hand are you playing btw, I'm gonna put this into the calc to see the best order

[lusty surge]

and make a fat cat

[queen escarp]

oops all hearts

man im so proud

i rarely manage to fully change the deck to how i like

i now could go for 1 more ectoplasm

[twin pilot]

u doing flushes or 5oak?

[queen escarp]

flushes

[twin pilot]

and what ante?

[queen escarp]

white stake yeah

[twin pilot]

not stake, ante

like

[timid cedar]

ante, not stake

although the ante doesn't matter too much

[twin pilot]

the first number

[cobalt falcon]

So that's not true that blueprint would have copied my burglar

[timid cedar]

blueprint can definitely copy burglar

[twin pilot]

I was asking because he might have enough time to switch to flush five and keep it going

[queen escarp]

oh im srupid i thought you said white not what

ante 11 rn

[twin pilot]

k

[queen escarp]

the run is saved

[twin pilot]

then not

[cobalt falcon]

Yes but it didn't, so what they told me earlier was inaccurate

[timid cedar]

you need to have blueprint looking at Burglar when you enter the blind

[cobalt falcon]

Ok that makes more sense

[twin pilot]

remember, for blueprint to copy an effect it has to first be copying the joker

[queen escarp]

WHATS UP WITH NAT NEGATIVES TODAY
ITS LIKE 3D ONE

[cobalt falcon]

I understood that it copies the one at the extreme right regardless

[twin pilot]

holy

and is gold joker

[timid cedar]

it doesn't do that

[twin pilot]

the one at its right

[timid cedar]

it copies the joker that is directly on its right, not the rightmost joker

[cobalt falcon]

Perfect so brainstorm the one at his left I imagine

[twin pilot]

leftmost

[timid cedar]

brainstorm copies the leftmost, blueprint copies the joker to the right of blueprint

[twin pilot]

that's why blueprint is better, is more controllable

[cobalt falcon]

Ok that's the mechanic I did miss

Thanks for clarifying guys!

So blueprint can copy brainstorm right?

[twin pilot]

and brainstorm can copy blueprint

[timid cedar]

Yes, you can either have Blueprint in the leftmost slot, or have Blueprint looking at Brainstorm, both ways work.

[queen escarp]

4TH NAT NEGATIVE

[twin pilot]

jolly joker?

[timid cedar]

Sly

[cobalt falcon]

So if you put Blueprint leftmost then brainstorm will copy blueprint so brainstorm can copy a x mult while blueprint copies the chips joker

[twin pilot]

oh

then is not that bad

you'll never see me taking jolly joker

not even if its my only salvation to a very possible naneinf

[primal yarrow]

Hi

[timid cedar]

If you have blueprint in the leftmost slot, they will both copy the same joker. But you can have them copy different jokers if you put blueprint somewhere else

[primal yarrow]

Im new to balatro kinda

[cobalt falcon]

How?

[twin pilot]

merry christmas

[primal yarrow]

Happy bday

[cobalt falcon]

Blueprint will copy Brainstorm so Brain will become "copy the joker at your right"

Or Brain will copy what Blue is already copying?

[twin pilot]

you don't have to have brainstorm in the second slot

[timid cedar]

It’s a bit weird to explain exactly what is happening, but if brainstorm is looking at blueprint, they will both copy what blueprint is looking at

[cobalt falcon]

Ok let's make a practical example:

1. Blueprint
2. Bull
3. Abstract Joker
4. Brainstorm
5. Cavendish

What are they copying?

[twin pilot]

the blueprint would copy the bull

and then the brainstorm will copy the blueprint

[fierce brook]

hiiii

[twin pilot]

which is copying the bull

so you essentialy got three bulls

[cobalt falcon]

Ok clear!

[queen escarp]

lets go

[twin pilot]

would be wiser to copy the abstract with the cavendish there, though

[cobalt falcon]

I thought that brainstorm would copy blueprint, not what blueprint is already copying

Yes in this case the best is:

1. Abstract
2. Bull
3. Brain
4. Blue
5. Cavendish

[timid cedar]

With these jokers, the best order is:

1. Cavendish
2. Abstract
3. Bull
4. Blueprint
5. Brainstorm

[twin pilot]

didn't thought of that

dang im stupid

[timid cedar]

There’s a lot going on so don’t fault yourself here. Lots of nuance with joker ordering

[queen escarp]

new high score!!!

[timid cedar]

Sometimes having the +mult first is better than having the xmult first when brainstorm is involved

[cobalt falcon]

Mh... Not sure, if by absurd you get that joker setting at the start of the game you will not score much

[twin pilot]

holy wacamoli

[timid cedar]

I’ll explain it better in a second, not at my computer right now

[cobalt falcon]

Let's say bull is worth 100 chips

You will have:

1. x3
2. +15
3. 100 chips
4. x3
5. x3

[twin pilot]

if in doubt, copy the xmult

[patent snow]

Wanted to share my win for the day. Completed all stakes on blue deck!

[twin pilot]

nice job, keep it going

👍

[timid cedar]

actually, in this scenario, copying Bull is better

just looking at the balatro calculator now

[twin pilot]

alr let's get the calc out

[timid cedar]

Brainstorm copying Bull and Blueprint copying Cavendish

[cobalt falcon]

With my setup you'll have:

1. +15
2. 100 chips
3. +15
4. x3
5. x3

[twin pilot]

what is the hand and the level?

[cobalt falcon]

Let's say you are playing a high card Lv 1

• mult is much more valuable

[queen escarp]

I THOUGHT IT WAS BLUEPRINT 😭

[cobalt falcon]

If you are playing a flush house Lv 40 I'd copy Cavendish 3 times too

[timid cedar]

In this case, yes

[queen escarp]

5th nat negative

[twin pilot]

happens to a lot of people more often than you think

[timid cedar]

this isn't always true

[twin pilot]

I even bought one once

[twin pilot]

we're talking about balatro, there is no such thing as "never" or "always"

everything has its own use and time

[cobalt falcon]

Depends on the scenario obviously

As I said if you put flush house Lv 40 my setup is weak

[nova shore]

only with 2's

i dont know thats possible

[twin pilot]

dang

negative drunkard and juggler?

is it seeded?

[cobalt falcon]

If you play plasma for example you want to copy the bull if is worth 100 chips

100 chips is 50x50

[nova shore]

no, tags

[twin pilot]

anaglyph?

[nova shore]

black red

[timid cedar]

plasma is just a much different case, never copy +mult on plasma

[twin pilot]

checkered?

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah is a waste

[nova shore]

yep

[twin pilot]

k

cool

[cobalt falcon]

On Plasma sometimes even x mult falls short

On Plasma chips are much more valuable

[queen escarp]

It was a good run 🫡

[twin pilot]

around ante 7-8 you want to start switching to xmult if you want to go into endless with plasma

[twin pilot]

great run, actually

[cobalt falcon]

Yes but not on jokers, you want that on played hand or hand if you have steel cards

[twin pilot]

did u know you need about 1e147 levels on high card to score naneinf without anything else

[cobalt falcon]

If you can copy mime or Baron is much more valuable

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah that's a lot

[twin pilot]

that's 1e147 plutos

or black holes

[cobalt falcon]

Is it been discovered which one is the highest scoring setup if the naninf cap is off?

[dusty elbow]

Question. Are there mods that can change how face cards look, like you can in the base game with friends of Jimbo

[twin pilot]

there isn't a "max possible score" in balatro without naneinf, really

[primal yarrow]

Hey im missing 3 planet cards and idk what they could be

[twin pilot]

likely flush house, flush five, and 5 of a kind

[cobalt falcon]

There isn't because every hand is variable right?

[timid cedar]

spoiling the secret hands

[primal yarrow]

Why are they so hard to find

[twin pilot]

but

he asked

[timid cedar]

you need to deckfix

[twin pilot]

not hard at all

[primal yarrow]

Ive already gotten a five of a kind

[twin pilot]

yes

[primal yarrow]

Well i cant find planets for them

[twin pilot]

need to find the planet

[primal yarrow]

Damn

[timid cedar]

just open celestial packs after playing the hand in a run

[twin pilot]

just open a bunch of celestial packs

[twin pilot]

buddy I think we're connected in some way

is like the third time we've said the exact same thing

[cobalt falcon]

But if we take all hands to Lv 1 which setup score more?

[timid cedar]

clearly we are the same person

[cobalt falcon]

I think mainly high scores are impacted to how many copies of blueprint or brainstorm you might have

Having a negative blueprint for example is huge

[twin pilot]

having a negative anything-considered-meta is huge

[cobalt falcon]

What is considered meta?

Sorry for the questions guys, I wanna learn more

[twin pilot]

meta refers to the strongest things or strategies known to the moment, specificaly in games

[cobalt falcon]

That's the main reason I joined

[twin pilot]

don't worry

I've been playing balatro for less than a month, actually

[cobalt falcon]

I know what meta is bro, but what is meta in balatro I meant

[reef escarp]

ive been listening to the Balatro GOTY 2024 music, then i saw the screen it just passed me.

[twin pilot]

like how ghost and plasma are considered meta because they're brutally op

[reef escarp]

took me a while to notice

[cobalt falcon]

I know Mime, Baron, DNA are meta

Obviously blueprint and brainstorm

[twin pilot]

idol, brainstorm, blueprint

perkeo sort of, tribulet

[cobalt falcon]

Idol also is meta yes with glass cards

[twin pilot]

uhh

[cobalt falcon]

Tribulet how?

[twin pilot]

don't really need glass cards if you got the idol unless you're really stretching with the scores

[cobalt falcon]

Perkeo I heard is meta

[twin pilot]

tribulet is literally just an idol, but is better because it doesn't require such a deck fixing

they do basically the exact same thing

also, photochad is considered meta because of how easy it is to get and setup

[cobalt falcon]

What he does? I don't have him unlocked on mobile

[twin pilot]

2x for each queen or king scored

literally an idol

[cobalt falcon]

Wtf

[twin pilot]

oh, i forgot about ancient joker

is also meta

[reef escarp]

for baron or observatory run its good or for general deck fixing its goated

[twin pilot]

not just that, perkeo can be absolutely anything

money printer, brutally high scores

is a very versatile joker

[reef escarp]

perkeo best econ joker fr

[twin pilot]

except golden ticket arrives

[reef escarp]

if ur lucky enough to get him early on

[twin pilot]

her?

don't let the hair fool you, it's a dude

[cobalt falcon]

Golden tickets what it does?

[reef escarp]

wut

[fiery flower]

my lucky cards already do that

[cobalt falcon]

Is the one that you unlock with 5 gold cards right?

[twin pilot]

golden cards give $4 when scored

[fiery flower]

Perkeo 🪦

[reef escarp]

why do people on youtube call perkeo a her tho 😭

[twin pilot]

1in5,1in15

perkeo is garanteed

[fiery flower]

you underestimate my power

[reef escarp]

lucky cat runs are fun

[twin pilot]

Lucky cards 🪦

hold on

there it is

[cobalt falcon]

Perkeo is not an him neither an her

[reef escarp]

its an it

[twin pilot]

it is a him, is based of the legend of a dwarf jester called perkeo

very popular in german culture

[cobalt falcon]

Perkea

Is the partner

[fiery flower]

slight problem, you actually have to get it

[twin pilot]

is kind of the same issue with tribulet and idol, they do the same thing

[fiery flower]

meanwhile magician is in basically every run ever

[twin pilot]

but idol is much harder to set up, and tribulet is harder to find

[cobalt falcon]

Nope you don't, seeded games have everything unlocked

[fiery flower]

eww

[twin pilot]

technically every card is in every run ever, since they go to infinite

you just can't get there

[twin pilot]

umm

how do I tell you

seeded runs aren't very fun

[cobalt falcon]

Yup I know, that's why I don't play seeded

Never played one

[twin pilot]

if you're going for seeded, better just play modded

[cobalt falcon]

I am happy with unseeded bro

[twin pilot]

yey

12:00

new chat

[cobalt falcon]

I like the surprise factor

5.00

[twin pilot]

why do you make me put my headphones on

i hate you

[tulip wraith]

Missed opportunity to name him Balatro Balatrez

[twin pilot]

john balatro

[tulip wraith]

💔

[twin pilot]

ye that's better

[hoary kernel]

im wilding it rn

OH?

[haughty panther]

why does balto output my sounds in my plugged in headphonmes and not my blutooth headphone

[ripe ether]

Why did I just now find out Balatro had a discord lol

[haughty panther]

can some one help me

[fierce plover]

beat my first gold stake run

[cedar glade]

hey chat

arent you normally not able to get legendaries youve already beaten gold stake on until youve beaten it with all 5, no?

i havent beaten gold stake with any joker other than yorick but..?

[haughty panther]

uh no, a legendary has an equal chance to spawn no matter what sticker

[cedar glade]

i couldve sworn i read somewhere that it was so it was quality of life for c++

[haughty panther]

strange 🤔

[toxic rose]

did thunk-chat get deleted?

[nova shore]

veridico

[nova shore]

the balatrez family its aproaching

we just have to wait for balatro to arrived Venezuela

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[dusk kernel]

[steep acorn]

Yep

[timid cedar]

probably just archived, not fully deleted, but yes, it has been removed from the main channel list for members

[frigid bobcat]

The moment of truth

[dusk kernel]

best of luck

[frigid bobcat]

easy

(Just ignore the two dozen startscumming loses)

[haughty panther]

hmmm

copy what exactly

[paper bane]

Hola

Todo bien ?

[haughty panther]

Sí, simplemente cambia de mano para no perder el valor del obelisco.

[paper bane]

Okey gracias

[shadow heart]

Hmmm

[haughty panther]

always take the speculative chaos

[shadow heart]

El coringa

[haughty panther]

não é só uma piada

[agile pawn]

that is the case yes

[cedar glade]

then how on earth did this happen

this doesn’t bode well for my C++ if this isn’t some fluke

[agile pawn]

no idea

[haughty panther]

maybe someone already played that exact seed 👻

[cedar glade]

what are u talking abt

/genq

[haughty panther]

maybe like

idk

some guy played the exact same seed

idk how balatro seeds work

so

im just speculating

could have i gotten my wee bigger

[valid heath]

I know it not good but anyone know link download balatro apk no virus??? Pls help me

I buy it on CH play and download it on my phone, but now I want play it on my aunt PC. But I can't download

[shadow heart]

I might be onto a good run when I ankhed the burnt joker

That or I doomed it

[queen escarp]

guess we doing straights now

[shadow heart]

Never fucking mind I did the ankh too late

[shadow heart]

Why he kinda look like the dj from overwatch

[queen escarp]

okay what the FUCK

[warm mist]

balatro player

[warm mist]

dude how

[queen escarp]

is this no l from hit indie game delta run

[warm mist]

ya

[queen escarp]

epic

[warm mist]

ironic because she's full of Ls

[queen escarp]

true

[warm mist]

absolute girlfailure

[warm mist]

that brainstorm(?) looks cool how does it work

like does it change depending on what joker it's copying

[queen escarp]

probably

probably some king of mod

[haughty panther]

yeah dr spectred uses that mod his shorts

or videos

[warm mist]

that looks so cool

[warm mist]

some king of snowgrave

[queen escarp]

yeah lol

i use "some king of" all the time

it sounds funny

[warm mist]

hell yeah

[queen escarp]

thank you showman.

[shadow heart]

First actually useful negative coming from negative tag ⁉️

[queen escarp]

jimbos

[queen escarp]

im sorry showman

hey guys look! its photochad!

woah nvm

[lofty agate]

negative joker at ante 1

[lofty agate]

looool

[wanton steeple]

Really hate how ante one you can get cards you can't afford

[lofty agate]

yes

what is happening

[shadow heart]

I will never forget you timed showman 💔

And right on the last round it could last

NEGATIVE TWO PAIR JOKER CAME IN CLUTCH

[queen escarp]

what the fuck i am even doing
i got ectoplasm
used it
then bought jugglere

[tall hare]

What in the ante 2 bullshit is this

Bruh

[shadow heart]

I did not expect for THIS build to have actually come on top but it surprisingly did

[shadow heart]

I transfered you a bootstraps twin

[marble monolith]

call me if you get lost

[queen escarp]

chat you think its the run?

[shadow heart]

Bastard

[marble monolith]

wolf 🐺

[shadow heart]

I think it is but even if not, you get baron you win

[shadow heart]

Cherry bomb 🍒

[queen escarp]

GUESS WHAT PLANT
I AM READY THIS TIME

[shadow heart]

Director's cut has come in clutch for me multiple times

Top 3 of my vouchers

[tall hare]

That was easy

[queen escarp]

jesus christ

[steel nimbus]

barolatro

[shadow heart]

I ball so hard that on the house I beat that boss blind without even discarding the first hand

[somber hare]

Oh bro its tyler the creator hi tyler

[shadow heart]

Hi gangel, I too am in this server

[somber hare]

Thats nice men, im a fan of your music

[serene lintel]

Even better lol

4 millions from 1 hand

NWV45171

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[serene lintel]

19m hand

[rancid badge]

what we think about this gold stake lineup yall

[honest canopy]

ez win (I hope you're copying burger man for extra hands too)

[rancid badge]

yep i am but sometimes i get too lazy to optimize lol

[honest canopy]

lol fair

[rancid badge]

the sly joker maybe could've not been there but i needed the chips so badly

i wish it wasn't eternal though i came across a brainstorm just a few shops after ;-;

[honest canopy]

Eh sometimes you gotta pickup stuff like that to stay alive. So if you win it was definitely worth it

[rancid badge]

that's true

[reef escarp]

🤔 does showman affect riff-raff? theres one round where it spawned a riff-raff from a riff-raff

[zenith comet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wraith nexus]

Dear Balatro chat
Pillarchase two has been down for three days what do I do💔💔
The last server i asked was like SUER mean

[pale viper]

hiii:3 has anyone had this problem with streaming on discord and your viewers cannot see anything? has anybody come up with a solution? sorry to ask here, it just doesn't seem to get much attention on bug reports

[terse pagoda]

1 Billion in a hand

[viscid quiver]

vid from yesterday

[terse pagoda]

I love glass cards

[viscid quiver]

same

[terse pagoda]

Then boom, they break

[viscid quiver]

😭

btw how lucky it is from 1-10

[sweet gulch]

Just started playing this game

[terse pagoda]

11

[sweet gulch]

this is unbelievably addictive

[lofty agate]

yesssss

[viscid quiver]

yup

[terse pagoda]

Rare jonkler AND its brainstorm?

[terse pagoda]

Just wait till It gets better

[viscid quiver]

yeah shits rare

[sweet gulch]

I discovered this game because my coworker forgot to turn off his steam status and i saw he was playing it during work lol

[terse pagoda]

This tho?

[viscid quiver]

i thought i will have to reroll a lot to get him but judgement clutched

[sweet gulch]

but I am not a tattletale

[terse pagoda]

I got a double Poly brainstorm on ANTE 1

[viscid quiver]

holy

nice

i had 3 at once on some run

[terse pagoda]

And this Is where It got me

[viscid quiver]

holy moly

[terse pagoda]

Hell yeah

[viscid quiver]

i have pretty good run on my pc

[terse pagoda]

Nice

[viscid quiver]

scoring e14

but i need red tags

on my glass

[lofty agate]

yoo wtf

[terse pagoda]

Ikr? It was my luckyest run so far

[lofty agate]

what does it means? (ikr)

[wanton steeple]

Starting to like wee joker

[wanton steeple]

Big wee wee carry

[terse pagoda]

"i know right"

[lofty agate]

wee joker is a very good joker

[terse pagoda]

Damnn nice photochad

[viscid quiver]

and small

[lofty agate]

true

[viscid quiver]

yeah if i only had trib tho

instead of photo

[wanton marsh]

Feels good to be done, gonna do the ps4 version too

[terse pagoda]

I dont understand wee, like, do you Just build a deck around 2s?

[viscid quiver]

nice

[terse pagoda]

Gg my man

[wanton steeple]

Pm

[terse pagoda]

?

[wanton steeple]

Red sealing your twos helps a lot

[terse pagoda]

yeah but, isnt It way harder to pull out a deck on a number insteand of going for figures?

[wanton marsh]

Red seal, retrigger cards helps a lot

Yeah kinda but you can always play around it somehow

[viscid quiver]

this was the start of the run

i got him to x14 mult but switched him with Chad

which was a good choice

[cobalt wing]

Hey chat

My cat got hit by a car

He’s dead

I’m sad

[viscid quiver]

damn that sucks

sorry for your loss

[cobalt wing]

Thanks

[viscid quiver]

how old was he?

or she

[cobalt wing]

We had him for 6 months

Idk how old he was

[viscid quiver]

oh damn

[cobalt wing]

But he was really little when we got him

[viscid quiver]

man i know how it is

[cobalt wing]

So I’d say like 7 or 8 months

[viscid quiver]

i lost mine year ago

[viscid quiver]

very young

[cobalt wing]

Yeah

[cobalt wing]

Oh damn

[viscid quiver]

life ain't the same

[cobalt wing]

Fr

[viscid quiver]

and i had a female cat like in 2013-2014 and she lived for a year or maybe even less

[cobalt wing]

Oof

[viscid quiver]

she was diagnosed with something that couldn't be cured

[cobalt wing]

Oh that’s the worst

[novel fjord]

😔

[cobalt wing]

3 years ago the same thing happened to another one of our cats

[novel fjord]

One of my cats just passed so I am sorry to hear

[cobalt wing]

Oh are you ok?

[novel fjord]

Yeah its okay they were older than me by like 2 months

[cobalt wing]

Oh damn

[novel fjord]

He never stopped being active and he jumped off of something and couldn't handle it

[coarse fiber]

i have completed the 100% of completing my full collection, but I didn't get the achievement (i even completed another run)

the mod is not messing with my achievements because I already received other ones when i got my mods installed (only mod I use is improvements, not gameplay)

[wanton steeple]

Man still can't beat ante 12

[novel fjord]

Make sure you have achievements enabled with ur mods

[viscid quiver]

yeah

[viscid quiver]

dang

[coarse fiber]

i do, i already got other achievments beforehand

[viscid quiver]

sorry for your loss

[cobalt wing]

Alright I gtg

[novel fjord]

Atp just use SAM

[coarse fiber]

sam?

[viscid quiver]

bye

[novel fjord]

Steam achievement manager

[coarse fiber]

okay, thank you Juic+e

[novel fjord]

Could be used for actual reasons or just cheating but thats up to you

I used it cause for some reason I could not get the small hands achievement

[coarse fiber]

i dont like to cheat until its absolutely needed

[coarse fiber]

i got that one by chance, i tired so many times and got the achievment when i was playing casually

[novel fjord]

I was stupid and accidentally cheated in the achievement for finishing all challenges and forced myself to finish all challenges

[lofty agate]

oh oh

[viscid quiver]

it's Joeover

[lofty agate]

i hate this game

[drowsy flicker]

i love this game

[lofty agate]

i love this game

i REALLY love this game

[edgy crystal]

Do you have any mods installed

[viscid quiver]

fuck this economy

god damn inflation everywhere

[finite shadow]

And so on and so forth

[wraith cove]

Hi everyone!!

[merry dirge]

hello

[wraith cove]

how are u?

[leaden veldt]

Hi

[merry dirge]

i am doing good

straight up jimboing it

[wraith cove]

me too :3

[merry dirge]

probably about to go play cryptid mod maybe and then work on my texture pack

[viscid quiver]

just started run and already photochad

bruh

[leaden veldt]

Slide some luck

[jade spruce]

I wish u started on a different deck

[viscid quiver]

same

like plasma or sum

[jade spruce]

so you couldn't buy both

[viscid quiver]

how?!!? 😭

[novel fjord]

honestly not that lucky

[leaden veldt]

/luck give @leaden veldt

[novel fjord]

2 commons

[viscid quiver]

but very good combo tho

[jade spruce]

I mean I got a shop 1 DNA and by ante 4 had perkeo and trib

[viscid quiver]

oh damn

that's more lucky

[jade spruce]

And started with 10 kings on erratic

[viscid quiver]

but guys look at this thing from yesterday

[leaden veldt]

Btw which is yall favorite deck?

[viscid quiver]

/luck give @leaden veldt

[leaden veldt]

Mine is erratic deck

[leaden veldt]

I feel lucky

[viscid quiver]

erratic and anaglyph

[viscid quiver]

nice so it worked

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[viscid quiver]

alright this is defo lucky run

holy moly this shit so early

da hell?!!?

[viscid quiver]

yeah this defo i gonna be face card build

[jade spruce]

guys opinions

[viscid quiver]

photochad + baron mime?!!?

holy moly

shit feels like seeded run but it isn't

[jade spruce]

I just beat erratic gold stake

[leaden veldt]

Just wait till the plant appears

[viscid quiver]

im scared

i need directors cut

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[viscid quiver]

which rarely appears on face builds

[jade spruce]

I made a mistake by using 3 glass instead of 4

and lost

[lofty agate]

hell naw

[leaden veldt]

Once I played with abandoned deck and fotochad appeared in the shop 4 times

[jade spruce]

I hit e13

[leaden veldt]

Dang

[viscid quiver]

guys do i?

i feel like this might give some boost for starters

[leaden veldt]

Depends

[jade spruce]

RUN IT

[viscid quiver]

aight going for it

[jade spruce]

I'm a gambling man I always use wheel

[lofty agate]

yes

[leaden veldt]

Crazy

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[viscid quiver]

hmmm

would be good econ

if it was negative man

[lofty agate]

yay

[fallow ember]

Is there an other way then? Always wheel even if you dont need it

[jade spruce]

When's the big balatro update coming

I need more jokers

[viscid quiver]

I lost this run shouldn't had ditched ancient

[slim junco]

New Jokers

What: gains +30 chips when hand is a 5 of a kind

Why: gains +45 chips if hand is flush house

How: Gains x1.2 mult if hand is a Flush Five

[viscid quiver]

well it might be this summer because

hold on

[jade spruce]

The devil: if hand only contains 3 6es gain 3x mult

[viscid quiver]

i hope they will atleast announce it on summer game fest

[drowsy flicker]

just had another beautiful photochad run

this game REALLY likes giving me photochad

[viscid quiver]

not only you

it's global curse

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[drowsy flicker]

you call it a curse i call it a blessing

[viscid quiver]

it's curse bc to score big ass numbers most of the time you will need to make face card build

so yeah it's curse

[drowsy flicker]

its not too hard to do that

[viscid quiver]

i mean i like getting photochad but shits happening too often

[viscid quiver]

ik right

it's just repetitive

[drowsy flicker]

this is what i was working with btw

[jade spruce]

why are u copying me

[viscid quiver]

plant fears you

[drowsy flicker]

that

happened actually

[jade spruce]

I haven't seen plant in a hot min

[drowsy flicker]

i completely forgot i had chicot and started panicking when i saw it

[viscid quiver]

my best photochad run so far

[drowsy flicker]

this was beautiful to see

ignore the steel 8

[viscid quiver]

this tho

[jade spruce]

I once had like 100 cards and broke my game

[viscid quiver]

oh damn

on phone or pc

[drowsy flicker]

wow i really feel like im good at the game looking at this yeah

[jade spruce]

Everytime I opened to view my deck my game crashed

On console

[viscid quiver]

old gen or new?

[jade spruce]

Ps5

[viscid quiver]

don't worry you'll get places

[viscid quiver]

hmm

that's weird

[jade spruce]

Mobile games require way better hardware than pc games (btd6)

[drowsy flicker]

how cool isthe plasma deck i have a friend whos told me about it but im not there yet

[viscid quiver]

it's very cool but on higher stakes it's pain in the butt

[drowsy flicker]

interesting

[viscid quiver]

because of scaling

[upper badger]

hello jonklers

[jade spruce]

It combines mult and chips and than splits is between chips and mult

[viscid quiver]

sup

[upper badger]

[drowsy flicker]

is that

[upper badger]

that's me

[drowsy flicker]

insane

why didn't you appear once

[upper badger]

oh man

[viscid quiver]

exactly

[drowsy flicker]

i would have traded brainstorm for you

[jade spruce]

blueprint x brainstorm yaoi is a tiktok I saw

[upper badger]

streamers keep booking me for gold stake runs

[viscid quiver]

dang

how much money you get

[jade spruce]

20

[drowsy flicker]

ill give you my soul dude

[jade spruce]

Gros Michel my goat

[drowsy flicker]

so true

[jade spruce]

Big M

[upper badger]

yes but 14 now because I bought a cola

[viscid quiver]

Cavendish 😋

[drowsy flicker]

i was in like ante 10 once had an amazing joker build and

bought michel

[viscid quiver]

epic

[upper badger]

haha get it... cause the joker cola is $6... I'll see myself out

[upper badger]

I will appear soon

[drowsy flicker]

MY RUN ALREADY ENDED

[upper badger]

NEXT RUN

TRUST

[drowsy flicker]

oh ok

[jade spruce]

Micheal dead the round before

[quiet igloo]

Nice

[upper badger]

hyping u up for it

[drowsy flicker]

can i get like any other good joker builds other than photochad

where is bloodstone

[upper badger]

lol I keep seeing photochad in every run I get 😭

[drowsy flicker]

i keep using it in every run dude

its the ONLY good thing im able to find

[upper badger]

we can never escape them

[drowsy flicker]

i have no problem with it tho cuz

[upper badger]

but truly it's 'cause they're common jonklers lol but good ones to get early anyway

[drowsy flicker]

it gets me over ante 8

[viscid quiver]

i swear lower stakes have way better luck

[upper badger]

bro...

[drowsy flicker]

that would make sense i think

[viscid quiver]

it does 😭

[drowsy flicker]

higher stakes are infact meant to be harder

[viscid quiver]

shits real

[viscid quiver]

ik

[upper badger]

let me look for my ante 1 first shop brainstorm seed

[viscid quiver]

i almost got gold stake complete on checkered but vessel said no

[drowsy flicker]

haha whats a gold stake

[viscid quiver]

😳

that's wild

[sturdy hawk]

guys, weird question: i drew a blueprint x brainstorm fanart a couple of months ago and i'm planning to do more, but i need some inspo. do you have any headcanons?

[viscid quiver]

hardest difficulty

[upper badger]

Yeah I wish it was gold stake

[drowsy flicker]

no i dont own a brain

[upper badger]

Oh my bad I thought you were trolling

[drowsy flicker]

i was

[upper badger]

OH

My bad again 💀

[sturdy hawk]

me neither that's why i was asking 😔

[drowsy flicker]

why is brainstorm called that

im curious

[upper badger]

Gros vs. Cavendish? 😇 like, maybe an epic battle scene haha

[viscid quiver]

idk honestly i changed his name in files to Brian

fits better

[upper badger]

because usually, people brainstorm when planning/creating something like prototypes (an example): hence why the jonkler looks like one

sorry if my wording's wonky, I jwu

[drowsy flicker]

we've all been making yaoi but what if brainstorm is a prototype of blueprint

[sturdy hawk]

this is how i pictured it lol

[drowsy flicker]

michel is winning btw

[upper badger]

YES... u get it

[viscid quiver]

told ya guys

i cannot believe

seems i got your seed @upper badger

[upper badger]

Heh.. you got my seed (I had to)

[viscid quiver]

same scenario

im not even playing seeded 😭

shits wild

[vocal ether]

Pause

[upper badger]

Thank you

[viscid quiver]

i had 3 brainstroms once

[upper badger]

you have been blessed 🙏

[viscid quiver]

and fucked up the run by not taking baron

[viscid quiver]

thanks

[drowsy flicker]

ive only bought baron once

and he didn't really help much

but he was negative so i didn't have any reason to not buy him

[viscid quiver]

you need lots of steel

[drowsy flicker]

more temperance value 🤑

[viscid quiver]

chat we cookin

slowly but surely

[drowsy flicker]

damn

[viscid quiver]

that's a reason too

[drowsy flicker]

whens the photochad jumpscare

[viscid quiver]

holy moly we cookin

[drowsy flicker]

i remember this one run i was going on like a completely different path than photochad

early game

and i got photochad in the same shop

[viscid quiver]

nah im going for steel queens build defo

[drowsy flicker]

i know a message when i see one so i took it

[drowsy flicker]

i meant more like whens the game gonna try giving you it

[viscid quiver]

aaa ok

i hope it won't

or idk honestly

[viscid quiver]

bro 💀 u won't believe

that was fast

[drowsy flicker]

LMAO

cmon man take it

pivot to photochad

[gentle veldt]

hey, do u have any idea if i can share progress between platforms?

i have balatro in mobile but idk if i can share progress with my computer

[viscid quiver]

bro 😭😭😭

[drowsy flicker]

DUDE

[viscid quiver]

game's telling me that steel queen build ain't gonna work

[drowsy flicker]

the games sending you a message

[viscid quiver]

im switching to photochad

yea

[drowsy flicker]

YEEEAAAHHH

PHOTOCHAD

[chilly gulch]

Photo Chad my beloved

[drowsy flicker]

yknow what im changing my name

there we go

i love photochad

[viscid quiver]

man i wanted something different for once 😭😭😭😭😭😭

game's calling me a loser

[drowsy flicker]

[viscid quiver]

I blame you

you predicted my future

[drowsy flicker]

and ill do it again

you shall lose on ante 7

[viscid quiver]

😭

[drowsy flicker]

@bitter compass hello bop

[delicate hatch]

i beat blue stake and i still don't have certificate unlocked

i have 17 hours on this game and i've only seen 2 legendary jokers

canio and yorick

[bitter compass]

hallo

[viscid quiver]

that's luck issue i guess

i unlocked legendaries pretty early on phone but way later on pc

i mean i mostly play on phone

[drowsy flicker]

i play on a laptop but

im forced to use the mobile version still

cuz its a chromebook

[drowsy flicker]

hallo

[wraith cove]

damn , I have 15 and I never seen any legendary

[viscid quiver]

@drowsy flicker bro check this shit

holy moly imma go places

[drowsy flicker]

oh

thats beautiful

🥹

[viscid quiver]

now i need sock and buskin

[drowsy flicker]

imagine a negative sock and buskin

[viscid quiver]

and glass + red tags

bro i hope it's happening

[drowsy flicker]

i love getting high hopes just so i crash

[viscid quiver]

or atleast blank voucher and then the next one

[drowsy flicker]

always gotta humble yourself

[viscid quiver]

ye

[drowsy flicker]

self regulation

[viscid quiver]

chat this might be blueprint

[drowsy flicker]

go for it

always love a good gamble

[fading wedge]

Hello

Divassss

[drowsy flicker]

hello

[viscid quiver]

bro i don't even need planets for e 💀💀💀💀

[drowsy flicker]

holy shit

[viscid quiver]

yeah

power of three tribs

[drowsy flicker]

this is beautiful 🥹

[viscid quiver]

bro im going places

[drowsy flicker]

im so happy for you vro

[viscid quiver]

i need directors cut bc im scared of plant

wof just hit on chad

[drowsy flicker]

is that foil

@bitter compass show ur Joker build rn cuz its funny

[bitter compass]

i did in #🕹・game-discussion

[drowsy flicker]

share it HERE TOO

[bitter compass]

im doing photo now

[drowsy flicker]

this is beautiful

i love photochad

[bitter compass]

3m in one hand ❤️

[viscid quiver]

no plant so far 🎉

and uhmm i don't have econ should i take

[drowsy flicker]

yeah dude

[viscid quiver]

aight

[drowsy flicker]

not like its gonna kill u or anything

[viscid quiver]

bro i should have played higher scoring hands

[cedar rock]

NOOOOOOO

[viscid quiver]

me rn

[viscid quiver]

the highest i scored this run

well it was fun

i would have gone places if i had more glass

[cedar rock]

Was it a natural seed?

[viscid quiver]

yup

this run was so lucky

[viscid quiver]

here's the seed

i will never do high cards anymore on such strong builds

i mean later on when there's lots of chips you gotta earn

another good run?!?

not for long 💀

bruh i hate black deck

[modern herald]

server chat

[modern herald]

what did it do to you

[viscid quiver]

3 hands

and bad draws