🎙・server-chat

[brisk zinc]

at least i can find the cav now

[magic swan]

it would be funny

[brisk zinc]

i found an ecto.

look at this bullshit

[magic swan]

I can't play flush anymore

gg

[turbid elk]

Fin

[brisk zinc]

now i have a small hand for nothing

[steel fiber]

oh damn... not the negative joker that'll go away on it's own...

[brisk zinc]

and it literally had 1 round left

[magic swan]

gg

[brisk zinc]

the tooth doesn't get enough hate

[steel fiber]

if only the one that resets your money to 0 showed up... (and not when you have above 0 dollars)

[brisk zinc]

nah this run is dead anyway lol

[steel fiber]

a-

darn

[brisk zinc]

i got like 8 perishable jokers in a row

there was no hope

this one will win i'm calling it

what a fucking call

[timid cloak]

Dude i hate bloodstone ancient joker is way better

Ancient joker is the skill based bloodstone

I just got photochad and idol ante 1

[keen spoke]

this pack goes crazy

[severe mural]

credit card in the arcana pack

[timid cloak]

I have opened wheel of fortune 8 times this run

Its triggered 3 times and every time its been foil

[severe mural]

nice, opened wheel of fortune with my cartomancer vagabond combo like 12 times on a run yesterday, it didn't trigger once

[brisk zinc]

needled again

[daring dagger]

Needle isn't THAT hard

[brisk zinc]

it

literally depends on your luck

if you draw bad cards it's unwinnable

it's not "hard" it's pretty much rng

[daring dagger]

The rng can be bypassed if you get it on like ante 2 or smth with basic jokers

[brisk zinc]

well that didn't happen

it was ante 6 i think

and purple stake so higher requirements

[thorny scarab]

Chat I tried getting my boyfriend to play balatro he said it was too complicated 😞

[dense sundial]

What does showman do again

[scarlet fox]

obviously teach him to play it

[scarlet fox]

make it so multiple jokers that you got already can appear

[severe mural]

makes cards reappear in the shop or packs i believe

[scarlet fox]

i think

[dense sundial]

Oh so card dupes basically

Neat

[severe mural]

so for example if u have cavendish u have a chance at getting a second one later in the run

[dense sundial]

Surely nothing will go wrong
Steam deck jumpscare

Ok nvm hanging chad dupe in shop

I wish showman was a negative though

[brisk zinc]

don't do it to me for a 3rd time today

ok i got over 200k ez

nvm plant on ante 7 run's dead

[high drift]

I did it

Gold stake

On Black Deck

[jagged pulsar]

Guys im boutta play some

[rare yew]

Congrats!

[vernal notch]

Why is thunk chat just gone

[jagged pulsar]

U officially have god status

I just got my first ever ante 16

[high drift]

thunk ???

is that you

the legendary localthunk ?

[brisk zinc]

no that's an impersonator

who has the dev role

[rare yew]

A very very elaborate ruse

One that required me to make Balatro for the joke

[worldly marsh]

im late but in that situation id say BYE BYE scholar

[brisk zinc]

i did not gamble

[worldly marsh]

sad

always gotta gamble, remember 99% of wraith users quit right before they hit a blueprint

[high drift]

bummer

[brisk zinc]

i sold jimbo to have money for the buffoon pack and look what was in it

bro came back stronger

[vast raft]

Bru

[scarlet fox]

i cant believe localthunk is real

[vast raft]

Homosexual jimbo

[brisk zinc]

you'll never guess what happened the next run (i got plant again)

[scarlet fox]

localthunk is a global hoax

[scarlet palm]

John LocalThunk is real?

[scarlet fox]

hes not real

[brisk zinc]

globalthunk

[opaque shard]

Tf you mean Taylor

[scarlet fox]

globalbear

[opaque shard]

Who made this gif

[scarlet fox]

(evil localthunk)

[rare yew]

Hey I’m not that evil

[high drift]

Anyway apperciate yours congratulations!

[opaque shard]

So there is a bit of evil in there

[scarlet fox]

you kinda just made a really addictive game surely that has to be evil right

[rare yew]

I mean surely there’s a little evil in all of us

[scarlet palm]

This entire server is united by gambling

[rare yew]

I’m not gonna say I’m a saint

[opaque shard]

Yeah that's fair no one is

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 😵

[tribal beacon]

Gay powers!!!

Hello chat

[rare yew]

Chat I’m gonna make some eggs and false bacon for breakfast

[rustic quest]

i thought this channel is general chat for some reason

[tribal beacon]

Nice. Enjoy it

[rare yew]

And smother it in hot sauce

[brisk zinc]

just as you said that i got an eternal egg in the shop

[quiet igloo]

Is that the

[brisk zinc]

what is false bacon

[quiet igloo]

Leak new 1.1 joker update

[rare yew]

Bacon made from non meat things

I think it’s soy

[brisk zinc]

ah i see

[vast raft]

Vegan bacon

[tribal beacon]

That reminds me of the first breaking bad scene

[brisk zinc]

walter junior seething rn

[tribal beacon]

Truuuuu

[high drift]

[brisk zinc]

i've spent over 5 hours on purple stake last night and today

think i might take a break

[uneven edge]

do NOT go into #🕹・game-discussion

[tribal beacon]

I love breaking bad!!

[vast raft]

I hate purple stake

[brisk zinc]

same

[scarlet palm]

..too late

[brisk zinc]

to be honest i hate blue stake more but it's included in purple

[quiet igloo]

Blue stake 💔

[rare yew]

Blue stake can die

[tribal beacon]

I haven got past white stake...

[brisk zinc]

you will soon

[vast raft]

Blue stake change will improve all of stakekind

[brisk zinc]

i believe

[high drift]

i'm gonna miss it

[vast raft]

Why

[rare yew]

You will not

There will still be a blue stake

It’ll just be not stupid

[rustic quest]

no more -1 discard

[opaque shard]

Blue stake will be buried in a moldy shoebox

[rustic quest]

🦀

[tribal beacon]

We need a "you win" Joker. If you sell it you win the game

[high drift]

Does thunk evil enough to make things worse than -1 discard ?

[quiet igloo]

It will be -1 play hand 😈

[high drift]

[glacial sequoia]

hmmm

[brisk zinc]

+2 discards. 75% of shop jokers are eternal eggs

[tribal beacon]

No discarda

[vast raft]

Black deck boutta go crazy

[rustic quest]

nah i'd win

[opaque shard]

Psychic means instant loss

[high drift]

[tribal beacon]

Eternal egg is like Sisyphus

[rare yew]

“The game now ends at ante 16 instead of ante 8”

[brisk zinc]

seems balanced

[quiet igloo]

🥶

[vast raft]

Perish

[scarlet palm]

actual sin

[opaque shard]

Sisyphus

[high drift]

[opaque shard]

Cool art who made this

[tribal beacon]

Just imagine a nightmare mode for balatro

[tribal beacon]

Its an edit made by me. Thanks

[opaque shard]

Oh cool

[vast raft]

Jimbo.exe

[quiet igloo]

Make perishable joker unsellable for balance

[tribal beacon]

Im gonna make this. Lend me a min

[high drift]

Pinned jimbos

[rustic quest]

time to baron steel mime

[vast raft]

Steel jonkler

[rare yew]

New blue stake: all Xmult becomes +mult instead

[brisk zinc]

every boss blint before ante 16 is the plant

blint

[quiet igloo]

💥

[vast raft]

🦅

[quiet igloo]

Plasma deck can’t stop winning

[scarlet palm]

boat goes blinted

[rustic quest]

trib getting nerfed

lmao

[brisk zinc]

+2 mult so awesome

[high drift]

Discard 23 card for +1 mult

[narrow bronze]

Guys do I sell card sharp

[quiet igloo]

Hologram be going hard

+0.25 mults

[scarlet palm]

Man I love destroying all my face cards and getting +12 mult!

[glacial sequoia]

finally Chicot buff fr

[rare yew]

What would that be too hard

[brisk zinc]

make it +chips instead

discard 23 for +1 chip

[rare yew]

chip

[quiet igloo]

[high drift]

Thunk from Plasma's propaganda ?

[rare yew]

All chips become +mult too

[forest finch]

Make it as a challenge

[rare yew]

So it’s always 0 X mult

[quiet igloo]

Oh dang

[glacial sequoia]

all I wait from 1.1 Balatro is Blue Stake rework and MORE SPACE
I love space

[honest canopy]

It's like reverse Cryptid mod where everything sucks instead

[rustic quest]

the real question is

can we naneinf it

[quiet igloo]

Just need a naneinf of chips/mults

👍

[rare yew]

Without Xmult

[rustic quest]

can't wait drspectre cook

[glacial sequoia]

Fortune Teller Perkeo Emperor negative tarots thing
+1e308 Mult fr

[scarlet palm]

dont forget the 15 negative blueprits/brainstorms

[honest canopy]

I'll miss blue stake. If the discard gets re-added I'll just never use it to pay respects to what we lost 😭

[rare yew]

How do you get all those jokers if you can’t survive a round

[tribal beacon]

This sucks ass

[glacial sequoia]

Magic Deck -> Charm Tag fr

[tribal beacon]

But thats the charm

[quiet igloo]

+667 mults

[tribal beacon]

Xdd

[rare yew]

But how do you trigger perkeo

[glacial sequoia]

damn I lost, localthunk got hands

[quiet igloo]

What’s magic deck?

[glacial sequoia]

||Start with 2 copies of the Fool and Magic Ball voucher||

[quiet igloo]

Magic 8 Ball 💔

Oh wait no

Oh

[rustic quest]

+1 cons. iirc

[high drift]

judgement

[tribal beacon]

Flushes > straight

[high drift]

1 in 145 chance get a blueprint

[brisk zinc]

1 in 72.5 chance get either bp or brainstorm

[glacial sequoia]

1 in 140 iirc
counting Cavendish, Steel, Glass, Stone Jokers and Lucky Cat

[high drift]

i thought judgement doesn't give legendaries only

[rustic quest]

Get Triple Tag when sold

[tribal beacon]

I love Balatro

[high drift]

Never lucky

[tribal beacon]

Hahahaha

[scarlet palm]

That feeing when Nope!

[high drift]

[tribal beacon]

I used my 2 fools on that shit

[brisk zinc]

i can't find me fooking lighter

[tribal beacon]

AND I DIDNT GET ANYTHING

[brisk zinc]

emergency

[glacial sequoia]

Steel, Glass, Stone Jokers and Lucky Cat don't show up until you have at least one card with respectable enhancement

[high drift]

[tribal beacon]

Hahahs

[brisk zinc]

wait i never realized this

[scarlet palm]

At this point I think John local Thunk miswrote the 1 in 4 in the wheel

[high drift]

[glacial sequoia]

Golden Ticket too also!

1 in 139

[frank sinew]

lucky cat doesn’t show up until a lucky card procs

[rustic quest]

It's already on wiki

lmao

[frank sinew]

so that delays it even more

[verbal glade]

oh hi mark

[tribal beacon]

1 in 16

[frank sinew]

man i’ve thrown runs waiting for lucky cards to work trying to get cat working

[glacial sequoia]

afaik you only need at least 1 lucky card

[frank sinew]

i could have sworn you needed it to pros

proc

we need a wiki bot here

[glacial sequoia]

nah, I'm sure this is wrong

[frank sinew]

fr

[quiet igloo]

Lucky card proc more than wheel
Idk how and why it is like it is

[frank sinew]

Well because are you spinning wheels every hand

i hope not

[glacial sequoia]

you use more Lucky Cards than Wheels

[high drift]

same goes with space jimbo

[glacial sequoia]

same here

you use Space Joker more times than Wheel

[frank sinew]

has anyone suggested a wiki bot to mods/thunk?

[glacial sequoia]

Space Joker W

[honest canopy]

You use lucky cards a lot more than wheel so it makes sense

[frank sinew]

it would be useful here for sure

solve a lot of arguments

[glacial sequoia]

it would only flood chats, I'm afraid

[frank sinew]

lol

I mean

would it

[glacial sequoia]

I'm very certain bot would only make things worse

[quiet igloo]

The new blue stake rework is a death to canvendish 💔

[frank sinew]

oh yeah i forgot people get feral in here about funny card game

still idk

i’ll open a suggestion tab

[barren grotto]

What is the new blue stake rework?

[honest canopy]

A bot might help people spam less and not type like they are taking a breath every 2 seconds

[glacial sequoia]

we don't know

[tribal beacon]

Jester game

[rustic quest]

all jokers score 25% less

[tribal beacon]

I actually dont play balatro

[high drift]

thunk is that just evil lmao

[tribal beacon]

I play jokerpoker

[barren grotto]

Rip got baited lol

[glacial sequoia]

waiting for this message getting nuked...

[tribal beacon]

Does any mention of it get deleted?

I mean, Its just a joke.

[frank sinew]

posted

[tribal beacon]

And we know how bad it is

[glacial sequoia]

we need thunk chat back 😭

[frank sinew]

borgar

[tribal beacon]

René descartes!?

[dire granite]

how would a bot solve arguments

[frank sinew]

people arguing over what cards do

or which ones are better for what builds

[dire granite]

how would a bot solve which joker is better when context matters

[honest canopy]

Doesn't that rely on so many variables?

[normal lance]

the double ancient run

[honest canopy]

pls no choke. I believe

[dire granite]

even if you have the exact same jokers the answer could change depending on multiple things, yeah

[vast raft]

[honest canopy]

Also I don't see how people even argue of what cards do... the game is pretty clear lol

[normal lance]

remember the whole “4 of a kind has 2 pair” debate?

[tribal beacon]

overkill

[dire granite]

how would a bot solve that

[vast raft]

Why so you have so many images of candles

[normal lance]

idk but i’m just looking for excuses to bring that up

[dire granite]

do you want a command to tell people that a 4oak isn't a 2 pair

[tribal beacon]

Cuz i like it. And Ive made a lot too

[normal lance]

honestly i think some people might need it

[dire granite]

I agree Stewie Griffin

[frank sinew]

no we want a command that would help explain to people why their glass doesn’t increase breakage with retriggers or how to unlock steel joker

Not everyone in this server has 150+ hours dayum

[dire granite]

a bot could be useful you'd just have to be smart with the implementation so it doesn't get abused/spammed in channels

[vast raft]

I assume chances are decided before the card/hand is played

[frank sinew]

this place is a resource for new and experienced players

a bot could help bridge the gap

[dire granite]

I don't think it's a top priority but I wouldn't be against it being added, main issue is probably getting someone to create the bot

[frank sinew]

there’s a million people here who code i imagine someone would be cool w doing it

I can’t code for shit but idk

[slim junco]

And I just sell my DNA 🥀

[honest canopy]

But you havent really explained what the bot would do lmao

[frank sinew]

have you never used a command bot to check game maps or get info on weapons

[dire granite]

just a wiki bot basically

[frank sinew]

i guess i’m used to this stuff

it’s very common in splatoon servers

[normal lance]

double ancient run is OVER

[frank sinew]

like people freak out if it’s not in big servers common

[tribal beacon]

Good job

[honest canopy]

The game doesn't have and official wiki

[frank sinew]

neither does most games

most wikis are fan made

doesn’t mean info isn’t accurate

[dire granite]

hence the name fandom

[frank sinew]

you think thunk himself is gonna spend his precious time on fandom.com writing out the card sharp wiki article?

[dire granite]

I like to believe so

[frank sinew]

i mean that’s kinda funny thinking abt it

but

no it’s always been fan based

[tribal beacon]

Kill fandom

[frank sinew]

that honestly leads to more accurate info usually bc we discover info faster

[frank sinew]

No o agree

[rare yew]

There was a more official wiki at one point but I think it was abandoned

[frank sinew]

wiki.gg is better

sadge

[dire granite]

omg it's the famous creator of balala

[rare yew]

It was Balatro.wiki

[tribal beacon]

Hahaha

[frank sinew]

offical wiki is ad ridden

you can put in text to get rid of it

[tribal beacon]

Ooh

[frank sinew]

but it’s for every fucking article

[high drift]

they can solve problems like does food with eternal dissapear after getting eaten

[frank sinew]

i don’t got time for that

[dire granite]

it's nice seeing him randomly in chat

[frank sinew]

i gotta lose my 15th gold plasma run in a row

that’s not a joke please help

[vast raft]

Plasma + bull + money tree

[tribal beacon]

It truly is

[agile pawn]

the thunker

[frank sinew]

but spend money

bull bad

[mental mason]

The thunker

[high drift]

He's lurking everywhere

[vast raft]

Many of my plasma runs were only doable because of bull

[tribal beacon]

I need to get a red stake win

But im scawed

[vast raft]

Git gud

[frank sinew]

i lost this and was really fucking mad about it

yes i took idol for holo

[frank sinew]

here seed

[vast raft]

Idol is way too specific for me to use effectively

[frank sinew]

i was deckfoxonf anyways

I made a misplay by anhking the two squares but i was just trying to win ok

i didn’t like see the fucking perkeo idol

[vast raft]

I don't turn everything into the same rank of the same suit so idol is not for me

[frank sinew]

at least i got half my deck gold

[high drift]

Does thunk anywhere in my walls ?

[vast raft]

I want uno reverse joker

[tribal beacon]

Not in yours

[frank sinew]

joker based on uno but its named dos to avoid copyright

[high drift]

maybe yours ?

[frank sinew]

and you have to score 3 cards for it to trigger

[normal lance]

they also made a game called dos

[tribal beacon]

Not mine neither

[tribal beacon]

Overkill

[frank sinew]

i don’t rlly play card games irl anymore lol

kinda have bad memories attached to them ngl

ironic considering now

[vast raft]

Sex

Sex stake

[nova shore]

"only play queens"

[nova shore]

dude

[vast raft]

You'd understand if you knew the context behind the oc

[tribal beacon]

Haahaha

[tribal beacon]

Holy shit that would kill so many runs

"Only play evens"

[vast raft]

[nova shore]

yep

[quick moat]

[agile pawn]

violet stake: every blind is violet vessel

[tribal beacon]

😭

Rainbow stake. All cards have Polychrome. That would be hecking aduitory and visual drugs

[vast raft]

Acid

[normal lance]

big stake: every blind is big blind

wait i said that wrong

[frank sinew]

i’ve seen mods that did that with boss blinds

hey at least you get the extra money lol

[lofty agate]

._.

[honest canopy]

oof

[tribal beacon]

Tan cerca pero tan lejos. Lo siento compa

[lofty agate]

real

[vast raft]

Bro got edged

[tribal beacon]

Xxdd

[austere ore]

Good morning my fellow Wikipediacs

[vast raft]

Never call me that

[austere ore]

Oh my god
Wikipedia man himself

I wasn’t referring to you specifically 😭😭 I’m currently browsing Wikipedia at work for a task

Sorry for the mixup

[tribal beacon]

Wikipediacs!

[austere ore]

Steven 🤝 Wikypedia
Apolochees

[split mauve]

i just lost 10 fucking times in a row

im gonna fucking jumo

7 of those were on ante 7 slahs 8 too

wheres the fucking window

[lament carbon]

bruh whyyy

[honest canopy]

You could have skipped the big blind if it wasn't on Diamond to avoid this 😬

[vast raft]

It's balatrover

[tribal beacon]

Se balatriacabó

[austere ore]

The Balatro experience tm

[wintry patrol]

you can avoid this btw
ancient never chooses the same suit twice in a row so if there’s a suit debuff boss check the suit ancient is on after beating the small blind

• if it’s the same as the boss, play the big blind
• if it’s different from the boss, skip the big blind

[slim junco]

When you spend 3 hands and 3 discards to get one flush

Smh, literally the first round too XD

[tribal beacon]

Damm

[normal lance]

do i pivot to polychrome hit the road

[safe urchin]

Yeah

[normal lance]

showman

[turbid ermine]

Yep

[tribal beacon]

What the hell

Damm

[crimson pendant]

Showman S++ tier

[turbid ermine]

I love ur pfp

[quiet igloo]

I can feel the soul coming inside of me

( i’m not sorry )

[dry briar]

awesome

[dry briar]

ANKFKAPCKADKS

[scarlet fox]

balala

[chilly gulch]

Holy showman value

[unreal aurora]

DNA from Boss 1 shop, this seed is DEFINITELY getting posted

(Where's the seed channel?)

Found it

[daring solar]

looks unseeded to me

[unreal aurora]

Why is the Shoot the moon card called that?

What does that have to do with queens

Is it a portal reference because GladOS is a queen?

[viscid quiver]

guys this might be it

[turbid ermine]

I always thought it was just a Queen reference

[unreal aurora]

Oh I'm not that cultured so if that's the case awesome

[turbid ermine]

Idk what it’s a Refrence to

[unreal aurora]

WIKI TIME!

[queen escarp]

Absolute cinema

[unreal aurora]

Card sharp got hands 😳

[blissful anchor]

[tame finch]

guys, if i win a game with a seed game, can it unlock new deck ?

[blissful anchor]

Nope

Has to be unseeded

[lost furnace]

I think its a great start

[unreal aurora]

Guys Black Hole didn't scale Constellation :O

[blissful anchor]

[lost furnace]

do you think black hole is a planet

[unreal aurora]

Well no, but it's a Planet card, no?

[lost furnace]

spectral card.

[unreal aurora]

Oah

wooooooah

:D

[unreal aurora]

Oh haha. VERY FUNNY LOCALTHUNK

Give me the Diamond joker in the first shop before I have the chance to check the Boss blind, very funny

[orchid jetty]

Hey has anyone got a bug on mobile where non seeded runs dont count

[tribal beacon]

What does 2 four fingers do? Straights with 3?

[lost furnace]

2 hand

[unreal aurora]

Wait a minute

So is it theoretically possible to make a straight with a single card???

[queen escarp]

Nah
Straight and flushes now have to be 8 cards

[lost furnace]

no

[queen escarp]

/j

They don't synergize

[unreal aurora]

Checking the wiki

[edgy heath]

can someone tell me what should i take

im running a flush build btw

[tribal beacon]

😭

[unreal aurora]

Heartbreaking

[edgy heath]

someone help🙏🏻

[lost furnace]

chad> leftmost

[edgy heath]

alr say less

[left prism]

hey all, is there a good channel for one to ask questions about modding the game? i'm trying to install steamodded but i can't find the Steamodded-main directory in the source code i downloaded

[edgy heath]

but i gotta scale trousers too

[edgy heath]

#⚙・modding-general

[left prism]

thank you!

[edgy heath]

#💻・modding-dev is a good one too btw

[opaque shard]

Imagine getting a straight flush from one card from 4 four fingers

[unreal aurora]

I mean it makes sense to me

But probably too broken

[opaque shard]

I guess the downside is less joker slots

[unreal aurora]

Who needs them just Neptunemaxx

[opaque shard]

Ig

[tribal beacon]

@dire bramble

[dire bramble]

-# looking respectfully

[edgy heath]

yo chat

chat

are discord quests redeemable on mobile

[hollow crow]

does dr spectred have a discord server

[edgy heath]

probably

ah no he doesnt

[hollow crow]

dang, I was in his stream yesterday and asked if he had a mod list somewhere and some other chatter said it was in his discord

[tawny pasture]

He does have a discord

It's a 1 time sub or donation only. Just gotta connect your twitch or kofi iirc

[hollow crow]

gotcha, thanks murphy

[cunning slate]

oh so close

[edgy heath]

hey its murphy hi murphy

[edgy heath]

woah whats that mod

[cunning slate]

Cartomancer

[edgy heath]

ah okay ty

[edgy heath]

how ya doing murphy

[tawny pasture]

Doin alright!

[cunning slate]

seed if anyone wants, but its nothing special

[edgy heath]

guys murphy talked w me im the messiah now

[edgy heath]

where do i get the trib

[cunning slate]

in a arcana pack in the first 8 antes

[edgy heath]

no skipping right

also you use invis to dupe right

[cunning slate]

yes, invis duped trib bu then i sold it for a showman to get another brainstorm

[edgy heath]

man this balala shi is hard

[tribal beacon]

Stooop

[gloomy wigeon]

I FINALLY DID IT

YESSSSSS

[dire bramble]

oh wait, is there not a dedicated meme channel in this server?

[edgy heath]

shouldve said that while thunk was online

[shut wharf]

:0

[dire bramble]

would anyone be able to reply to this when thunk is back in chat just to let him know?

[edgy heath]

will do lmao

im thunking it

[lost furnace]

The game hate me
No rerolling boss for me

[coarse fiber]

i have completed the 100% of completing my full collectionbut i didnt get the achievment

[edgy heath]

"nice jokers mind if i plant my boss blind over here"

[coarse fiber]

i have completed another urn,m but still didnt get it

run

[edgy heath]

completing collection is completing all joker stickers and deck stickers

not JUST the jokers and stuff

i might be wrong btw

[coarse fiber]

isnt that completionist++?

[edgy heath]

it is?

damn im dumb

[coarse fiber]

to my knowledge yes

[prisma sparrow]

apparently florida is adding xMult to their sentences now

[edgy heath]

thats only completionist

completionist++ is getting a gold sticker on every joker

[prisma sparrow]

i have completed gold stake only on checker deck the rest of them I only have orange 💔

so hard

[edgy heath]

i agree lmao😭

im still way behind

im at purple on checkered

[edgy heath]

IS THAT YOUR IP

[prisma sparrow]

like come on

[prisma sparrow]

NO LOL PROXY

[edgy heath]

LMFAOO😭😭

[prisma sparrow]

i actually need to change that I just changed the ip

[edgy heath]

aw hell naw obekisk

[prisma sparrow]

evil eternal rental obelisk

negative tag gave me that btw

like i understand a rare tag maybe, but a negative tag could've been anything cmon

[lost furnace]

This is kinda cool

[prisma sparrow]

you're about to put yourself on the most legendary 2 pair run of all time

[edgy heath]

didnt even know tags could do that

[lost furnace]

Two pairs 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[edgy heath]

craziest two pair run

[quasi cargo]

better to play in phone or pc?

[edgy heath]

pc cuz mods🤤

[lost furnace]

im too invested in mobile, i play pc for the mods

i can play balatro anywher

[edgy heath]

is it possible to add mods on mobil

[prisma sparrow]

i play mostly on PC but I'm also traveling across the country like every other month so most of my progress is actually on mobile

i actually try to progress on my phone instead of playing multiplayer cryptid for shits and giggles

[prisma sparrow]

took me way too long to find this image

[edgy heath]

this is peak

[prisma sparrow]

google doesn't even bring this up

literally unsearchable I just had to dive in to my abandoned discord server's message history

[edgy heath]

what would you even search for this😭

[prisma sparrow]

I tried searching "this is my two pair hat"

[unreal aurora]

Bro this is absurd wow

[unreal aurora]

Omg me

[edgy heath]

spare trousers my beloved

[unreal aurora]

I have strong feelings about our governor but this is a good law 👍

[prisma sparrow]

[unreal aurora]

There's no folding in Balatro

[edgy heath]

we NEVER fold🔥

[edgy heath]

lmao peak

[turbid ermine]

Call of duty death quotes in balatro

[prisma sparrow]

PINKNINJA IS PLAYING MEET YOUR MAKER 🗣️ 📣 🔥 🔥 🔥

[turbid ermine]

I also put quotes for the wins

[terse pagoda]

Photochad Just got me my newest highscore

[shy dove]

advice: you wanna copy photo w those brainstorms

[terse pagoda]

Well

I Just Lost so

Nvm

[winter flint]

Next time

[terse pagoda]

Fr

[zenith comet]

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[terse pagoda]

I got lucky as hell getting early brainstorm

[shy dove]

u wanna balance ur on trigger effects and retriggers

[terse pagoda]

I understand

But im gonna be honest im not the kind of guy that goes for infinite mode, rn i Just win and stuff

[zenith comet]

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[winter flint]

Once you get a super high score you want to beat it lol at least in my opinion

[terse pagoda]

Well

If i ever get as lucky as i got here i might go higher

[zenith comet]

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[terse pagoda]

Right now tho i Will Just try beating Ghost deck Gold stake

[terse pagoda]

Brooo i cant even get to ante 13

[winter flint]

Highest I've gotten is e16

[turbid ermine]

Hit my first Naneinf

[terse pagoda]

Gg

[zenith comet]

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[lofty hull]

Gyus Brainstorming on the first package and now DNA with Lo

[turbid ermine]

I just now need to get gold on all decks

[fathom fjord]

I can officially call myself good at the game now

[lofty hull]

Any help on how to proceed?

[winter flint]

Yeah I was running a baron run with some perkeo observatory shenanigans. I could have scored higher I'd say but I got hit with the psychic 😭😭

[fathom fjord]

DNA seems early especially with a big deck like that

[zenith comet]

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[frozen cargo]

he has an empty slot so you should take dna

[zenith comet]

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[shy dove]

take dna for the polychrome

[zenith comet]

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[shy dove]

not the copying unless you can find smth worth copying

[fathom fjord]

I didn’t even notice the one negative

Oops

[zenith comet]

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[lofty hull]

Luck has been on my side this week, I get Brinstorm first and I panic. 😂

[zenith comet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tribal beacon]

Wha?

[turbid grove]

How can i get into contact with localthunk, his dm's are private ( yeah i get why ) but i want to ask him something privately

like is there an email or shit

[fathom fjord]

He has an email on the playstack site I’m pretty sure

[turbid grove]

i can't find it

[tame cedar]

What do I drop

[turbid grove]

ok got it somehow differently

[unkempt river]

Throwback was the key. Trust me. XD

[ocean wolf]

She must have gotten baron mime

[stable harbor]

Hey any tips or guides for how to do sprite work?

[crude pebble]

idek how to play this game

like chat i havent won once

[turbid ermine]

No problem

[unreal aurora]

Basically you (generally) want:

1 joker that boosts chips
2 jokers that boost mult
1 joker that multiplies mult (xmult)

Early game focus on trying to maximize money so you can get those jokers

More money = more planet and tarot cards

[frail wind]

Bruh I laughed too had to this

[unreal aurora]

Mod name?

[prisma sparrow]

LOL

[fiery flower]

foil joker 🔥

[unreal aurora]

In my experience a foil joker is basically enough chips

[near spindle]

The last Joker will be econ (Money giving/saving) half the time, but you can throw in pretty much anything

[prisma sparrow]

foil jokers carried me to orange stake on plasma deck

[unreal aurora]

Thanks for that yeah that's also true

[shy dove]

not really

you just need a source of mult and chips

[near spindle]

By saving I mean giving you stuff like Planets, levels, rerolls, etc. for free

[shy dove]

which doesnt even have to be jokers

same goes for xmult

[thorny plaza]

Anyone wanna join my java Minecraft server/SMP DM me

[prisma sparrow]

i win by just resetting until I get a rare tag on ante 1 and then it's obelisk and I hang myself :)

[unreal aurora]

That's what I said, no?

I mean yeah you can get that from things besides jokers but I wanted to keep it simple since he's a newbie it seems

[near spindle]

I think the build he mentioned is one of the more optimal ones

[shy dove]

you said generally but honestly i find myself only needing one +mult by the midgame

and multiple xmults

[near spindle]

There we go

[unreal aurora]

Fair enough also I just read your bio. Nice

[shy dove]

you get rewarded for the bad play and are upset abt it

[fresh flint]

i guess im safe

[prisma sparrow]

winning

[unreal aurora]

Can you explain to me like I'm dumb how obelisk works?

[near spindle]

Yeah Xmult is the best stat on the game lol

[fathom fjord]

Roll manacle rn

[near spindle]

Ok so

Look at your poker card stats

The one with the most uses, or one with an equal amount of uses, will cause Obelisk to reset

[unreal aurora]

I just beat Manacle rn (painted deck kekw)

[unreal aurora]

And it's permanent stacking otherwise?

[near spindle]

Yep, atleast until it resets

Really really good

Never found it fun though

Since you have to use more general Jokers

[unreal aurora]

Every time I'd get it I'd lose because I had a hard time understanding it

[near spindle]

But that's just me

[unreal aurora]

So thanks for the explan

[fathom fjord]

Just lost in ante 10 bc I didn’t find a second straight to play

[near spindle]

No problem

[naive copper]

is just me or flushis like the best hand in the game

straight up

[unreal aurora]

No

[near spindle]

You poor poor soul

[unreal aurora]

Like all hands you kinda have to build around it

[fathom fjord]

The best hand is high card

(Depending on your jokers)

[near spindle]

I would consider it third place

First is obviously 5 Flush

That's what pretty much all endless runs default to

Best scaling, best base score, best Jokers (for the most part)

[shy dove]

best hand is pair

[naive copper]

and how on earth do you build a deck around flush five

[near spindle]

It's just really annoying to consistently get

[fathom fjord]

Deck fix

[shy dove]

easy to play, goes well w a lot of stuff, decent scaling

[naive copper]

how can people figure out ways to build decks around anything but flush

😭

[shy dove]

thats whats nice abt pairs

[near spindle]

Flush has NOTHING

[shy dove]

you dont need deckfixing

[near spindle]

Worst BASE Jokers

[fathom fjord]

Cutting cards. Get down to like 20 cards and then build up from there

[near spindle]

Worst Metahand Joker (The Tribe)

And some of the worst scaling with planets

[shy dove]

best hand isnt flush five if we're talking ante 8

endless best hand is high card

because of mime baron

[near spindle]

I mean in terms of whether you can just have it

Like

[shy dove]

yeah but you probably cant

[near spindle]

Just blip it into your deck

[fathom fjord]

Just get it in erratic

[near spindle]

It's the worst to build around getting lol

[prisma sparrow]

okay but red seal bloodstone

[shy dove]

bloodstone is pretty bad

[prisma sparrow]

i like that route over baron mime

[near spindle]

Oops! All Sixes!

[shy dove]

and either way for ante 8 both of those strategies are bad

[prisma sparrow]

this

[shy dove]

good luck finding 2 uncommons then dying to the head

[near spindle]

I was just joking lol

[prisma sparrow]

I've generally had more luck with oops bloodstone than baron mime

[near spindle]

Badly

[prisma sparrow]

2 uncommons vs 2 rares

[fathom fjord]

Mime is uncommon?

[prisma sparrow]

is it?

[unreal aurora]

Flush builds are the London System of Balatro

[shy dove]

you can force mime baron on white stake

[near spindle]

bro

[unreal aurora]

Crying, sobbing, throwing up...

[near spindle]

As in they suck and should never be used?

[fathom fjord]

Credit card in the standard pack

[tribal beacon]

😢

[prisma sparrow]

post of the century

[unreal aurora]

Moreso that they're noob traps for those using them

[prisma sparrow]

2 pair run my beloved

[near spindle]

Flush is a tourist trap lol

[fathom fjord]

Flushes are good the first two-three rounds to get a hand to not die

Also shoutout straight flush the most inconsistent hand in the game

[prisma sparrow]

a good flush can beat round 1 in a single hand for that extra dolla

[fathom fjord]

That’s what you should be doing anyway

[prisma sparrow]

just gotta make sure you get ateast 75 chips

[fathom fjord]

Or a queen high straight

[prisma sparrow]

real

[fathom fjord]

Or just roll 4oak ez

[prisma sparrow]

i always immediately sort by suit so I don't notice straights in my hand as often

[unreal aurora]

https://balatroseeds.com/seeds/C77SRII5/painted-deck

This seed was actually so bad

Wrong channel sorry

[naive copper]

i think i need a balatro masterclass ngl

[kindred mirage]

What happened between 1800 and 1820?

[unreal aurora]

Intriguing...

[naive copper]

jimbo was born

[rare yew]

dw about it

[naive copper]

is this a threat

[lone vault]

gros michel

[prisma sparrow]

localthunk circa 1820 after coming up with the greatest game idea 205 years before its time

[timber tinsel]

oh I guess I can talk here now

[timber tinsel]

localthunk was born

[tribal beacon]

I love Assasination classroom

[grizzled oar]

haven't been on in a day or two, what happened to thunk chat?

[ocean wolf]

Basically thunk deleted it because it felt too forced

[grizzled oar]

interesting

kinda wish they chose to archive it because now the wiki is gonna have like 100 dead links lol

[strong thorn]

Doing the golden needle challenge and honestly this is so rude

[hollow bear]

I take it the thunk tank failed?

[hard siren]

does the chicot bug with the manacle work with luchador

[neon wren]

no

[hard siren]

womp womp

[neon wren]

if it calls the same code and you can sell 2 in the same frame maybe

[scarlet fox]

the incident.

[grizzled oar]

[scarlet fox]

we do not talk about the incident.

[scarlet fox]

damn just like that

heeby gleeby

[thorn vine]

Sup

[hollow bear]

Welp.

[thorn vine]

What happened?

[vocal juniper]

How do I make boss disappear :(

[thorn vine]

You can't twin 💔

[fathom fjord]

Fool into judgment into luch

Trust

[thorn vine]

Unless you have that voucher which change the blind

[fathom fjord]

No reroll voucher it looks like

[molten umbra]

Carry by madness

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 😼

[hard siren]

im joking it

[thorn vine]

I'm balatrining

[fathom fjord]

In the tribbed club
Straight up joking it
And by ‘it’ haha well
Let’s justr say, My Perkeo

[fathom fjord]

Animusic mentioned

[hot siren]

Idk

[lofty agate]

bro

[summer shale]

nice

[shadow canyon]

How and why

[summer shale]

Burnt Joker AND Ankh on Round 2

Plus two blue seals on Round 5

[shadow canyon]

But why did you go for pair ?

[fast elm]

Nice

[wide mica]

because pair is like a cool highcard

[summer shale]

This!

[shadow canyon]

What's you guy's favorite deck ?

[summer shale]

Pair is the lowest hand with a bunch of scoring Jokers readily available

[wide mica]

either green or ghost

idk green just racks up a lot of money early game and transitions really nicely into mid to late

ghost deck is heaven because wdym i can get 20 dollars in the shop for 4

[dusk kernel]

First ever notation score earlier

[shadow canyon]

Yes exactly I love polychrome my first joker for a ez early game or getting to a rare skip and and the copy cand , so that a have to polychrome rare joker

[dusk kernel]

Two chads, two brainstorms a photo and a whole bunch of Lucky Polychrome Spade Kings. Real simple

But it got me pretty far compared to other runs

[wraith cove]

hi everyone!!

[subtle bobcat]

Idk where else to ask this, where did thunk chat go?

Oh I just read previous chats

That's understandable 👍

[barren geyser]

[terse cedar]

Has anyone heard of a glitch/bug your entire collection gets wiped for some reason?

I just started up the game the same way I always do and everything’s at 0%

[austere ore]

#1200105253559873707

[terse cedar]

ah my bad, thanks for that

[hard siren]

does the chicot bug work with more chicots

[austere ore]

I miss thunk chat

[austere ore]

Yes

[hard siren]

🧐

balatro like crashed my phone for a sec

it is not loving my handsize

and playing a video

[austere ore]

But can it run Crysis?

Man I might be too old for yall to get that one

It’s been nearly 20 years since Crysis came out, I can hardly believe it

[hard siren]

dont know what the game is i just know it had unresaonable expectations for cpu preformance

[austere ore]

Well, at least NOW we can run Crysis

God willing

[sick silo]

do i put the blueprint on the photcard or hanging chad

[shell topaz]

i think it doesnt matter

its gonna be x2 x2 x2 x2 anyway

[terse cedar]

thanks again, I posted in there

[austere ore]

Anytime friend

[shell topaz]

balatro brainrot is evolving

[tawny pasture]

photo if no glass, chad if glass

[shell topaz]

pongan balatro

🗣️

[scarlet fox]

you posted this already

[tribal beacon]

I wonder what thunk would have to say about all this Balatro memes

[scarlet fox]

whats with the spanish community

callense

esta wea es para el ingles

shhh

[finite shadow]

Good morning

Time for ante 39

[shell topaz]

no

[tribal beacon]

Perdon 🥺

[tribal beacon]

Yeah, but how long ago?

[shell topaz]

one gazillion years

[tribal beacon]

The fuck??

[shell topaz]

y eso ahora que

[scarlet fox]

like 3 hours

[tribal beacon]

Ah pue, ya prescribió.

[finite shadow]

Number go up

[scarlet fox]

oh my god

you guys are like a moderation nightmare

[shell topaz]

big number makes person happy

[scarlet fox]

literally just speak english

[shell topaz]

ok

[tribal beacon]

To see if someone speaks!

[shell topaz]

i see

[tribal beacon]

I would like to see how you play a hand with that

[shell topaz]

mult sound intensifies

[tribal beacon]

The sound of glory

[finite shadow]

This late in the game every hand has to be naneinf

Lol

This is unseeded vanilla btw

[tribal beacon]

I wanna see the numbers, the multipliers. Everythin

[shell topaz]

im balatring it
and by "it"... heh...
I mean my

[finite shadow]

Okie

[tribal beacon]

We are balatring you people

[shell topaz]

🦐

[finite shadow]

Sending screen recording. It’s a 5 min vid b patient :3

[tribal beacon]

5 MINS A HAND!?

[finite shadow]

The file too big to send on discord lol

[tribal beacon]

😢

[finite shadow]

Cut it in half and saved as a new video

[shell topaz]

balatro'd so hard discord explodes

[finite shadow]

Have to be aware of the naneinf glitch here though. Can’t close the game

Also not needing to nan yet

But I was taking 3 chicots into the manacle every single boss the entire game so my hand size without the serpent is 32 :3 which is how I survived past ante 32

[tribal beacon]

This is how happiness looks like

[finite shadow]

Yeah I like big number

[shell topaz]

two thousand dollars

[finite shadow]

So it’s technically unseeded. I discovered this seed in a black deck gold stake run, and then intentionally threw the run to play through it on plasma white stake

[shell topaz]

you could buy a lot of balatro with that

[finite shadow]

I’d count that as unseeded, right?

[shell topaz]

ye

[merry stone]

Finally won! Red deck white stake but hey, a win is a win

[finite shadow]

Nice! Straight build

[shell topaz]

good job

[turbid ermine]

I’ve been trying to do that irl for years

[finite shadow]

Madness pivot

[cerulean wigeon]

Death to fangamer

[merry stone]

Yeah. Just lost at ante 11. Didn't get the resources to keep leveling straights

[cedar glade]

anyone else feel like doc spectered latest video was a little off putting?

the one thing that really gets me is how he didn’t credit the person he was talking about and instead linked someone else in the description? I get that there’s always the risk of harassment from his community but i don’t know it just feels a bit weird to me

maybe I’m making something out of nothing seeing as the subject of his video responded just fine but I don’t know

[shadow canyon]

This is why you should play more balatro

https://youtube.com/shorts/MrNYTgI_Cz8?si=gpjEdUfQu0jeCbPX

[bright blaze]

Plugging this in real quick

This is real, its a Neco-Arc mod that I'm making, there's a thread in #🎨・fan-art ( #1376703497415950336 ) for anyone interested in progress

That's it, peace

[edgy lava]

I WONTT QUIT GAMBLINGGG!!!

[dapper wing]

GRIMBO AND CHAD HAVE NEVER FAILED ME