🎙・server-chat

[naive kestrel]

per.

[tulip wraith]

per. 🔥🔥🔥

[merry dirge]

will Carson Chips be in 1.1

[rare yew]

+1 mult perchance

[brisk zinc]

you can't just say "perchance"

[naive kestrel]

Hypothetical mult

[tulip wraith]

Add Jonathan Score bruh like 🙏

[still heart]

Charlie Chiplin

[tribal beacon]

Local im not too in touch with new things. Will there be more jokers or all we can expect is more friends of jimbo packs?

[tulip wraith]

That's actually so fire bro

[rare yew]

did you need to ping me for that bruh

OK so I'll give you a fresh new leak, confirmed

[tribal beacon]

Cant i ping you??

[rare yew]

100%

[tulip wraith]

Localthunk are you actually a local?

[tribal beacon]

😭

[merry dirge]

[rare yew]

so melvin mult is confirmed for 1.1

but so is......

[merry dirge]

yes we know this

[rare yew]

Chuck Chip

[merry dirge]

[tulip wraith]

CHIPNORRIS

[naive kestrel]

We did it, boys 🔥

[tulip wraith]

[rare yew]

chuck chip and melvin mult

[brisk zinc]

can we have more eternal eggs

[merry dirge]

• 5 chips per 1 chip

[still heart]

can we get Brown seals in 1.1 where it makes your game smell bad

[rare yew]

for each chip, gain chip

[tribal beacon]

Is this this an inside joke or something?

[tulip wraith]

If there's egg joker wher is bacon joker

[merry dirge]

an inside joke we just invented buddy keep up

[naive kestrel]

Gain chips per chips chipping

[rare yew]

didn't you just ask if there is new content

[brisk zinc]

this joker gains +300 calories every round

[tulip wraith]

Bro this leak is so peak...

[rare yew]

confirmed for 1.1: Melvin Mult and Chuck Chip

I did say there would be at least 2 new jokers

[merry dirge]

awesome

[royal zenith]

What about xavier xmult?

[tribal beacon]

Nice then

[naive kestrel]

Colesterol joker

[merry dirge]

it could never be done...

[brisk zinc]

i don't want to be a leaker but i heard there will be new content in the next content update

[royal zenith]

Mayhaps eddy econ

[rare yew]

holy shit where did you get this intel

I have a leaker

[tribal beacon]

Is the game gonna be done with updates at some point? Or have you answered that in some qna?

[brisk zinc]

uh

[dusky oasis]

Balatro

[brisk zinc]

secret

[tulip wraith]

Are chuck chips and Melvin mult confirmed to be legendary jokers?

[still heart]

balatro leak: banana peel joker. 3.5x mult. 1/4 chance for played card to slip and fall (not be counted when played)

[rare yew]

like... ever?

[covert ether]

a new joker even

[tribal beacon]

Balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[rare yew]

I'll have to die eventually

probably

[tribal beacon]

XDD

[merry dirge]

we secretly all peer into local thunk's mind and we actually know the content update already

[naive kestrel]

Untrue

[brisk zinc]

guys i'm on ante 7 purple stake and i'm getting nervous

[patent flame]

Wow

[rare yew]

not a joke

those 2 are in 1.1

[patent flame]

You got thiss

[brisk zinc]

do i get the halfboy

[scarlet fox]

there will be no new content in 5 hundred years probably

[merry dirge]

if they invented a new brain in a machine style contraption would you want to live longer

[brisk zinc]

it's +20 mult but idk what to sell

[chilly mulch]

how do I beat Balatro

[tulip wraith]

Sorry to inform you that I actually developing immortality for a reason

[patent flame]

Halfie on ante 7... Why?

[plucky portal]

no, you have a good joker set already

[brisk zinc]

high card build

[scarlet fox]

get a hammer

[tribal beacon]

Dalas review type shi

[brisk zinc]

i'm only relying on high cards rn

[covert ether]

half joker ante 7

surely

[brisk zinc]

every other hand sucks for me

[patent flame]

Why high card... Wtff

[chilly mulch]

where do I find that

[rare yew]

If I'm immortal I sure as shit am not spending eternity in content purgatory with this game

[patent flame]

This build can do different hand types

Of all hand types amanda

[brisk zinc]

ante 1 burnt joker so

[scarlet fox]

hardware store

[plucky portal]

its funny

[brisk zinc]

that's my only good hand

[chilly mulch]

how will that help me beat Balatro

[brisk zinc]

why would i not do high card lol

[naive kestrel]

You might as well be

[covert ether]

are you using steel cards

[scarlet fox]

you can hit balatro with the hammer

[brisk zinc]

i have some steels yea

[tribal beacon]

Yes, we need balatro two. Now with ludo

[brisk zinc]

not that many tho

[scarlet fox]

that'll beat it

[chilly mulch]

ok

[naive kestrel]

Someone need for suffer to numbers to go brr and me be happy

[plucky portal]

technically everone's immortal, our bodies die and our souls go to heavan or hell based on our faith in Jesus

[patent flame]

What

O

[covert ether]

i mean if you beat ante 8 fuggit

[tulip wraith]

Is Balatro Balatrez going to be in 1.1?

[tribal beacon]

JAJAJAJJA

[chilly mulch]

omg hi Balatro man

[tulip wraith]

[covert ether]

gain B for each B

[brisk zinc]

idk if i will! that's why i'm nervous

[naive kestrel]

I had a stroke 💔

[merry dirge]

breaking news: 100,0000000000 new ai generated jokers in 1.1

[rare yew]

oh shit how do they know

did I leak my GDD

[tribal beacon]

Balala

[tulip wraith]

Oh no

[merry dirge]

your next play was always obvious to me

[tulip wraith]

I expected more from Balatro man itself

[scarlet fox]

joker that instantly kills you irl

[tulip wraith]

I'm going to make a thread about this 💔

[patent flame]

Chatgpt prompt : Create new ideas for 100 jokers in my game balatro

[naive kestrel]

Sell this joker after 2 rounds to instantly combust 🔥

[merry dirge]

i am curious if gpt would have the slightest clue how to design a joker

[scarlet fox]

you just turn into ashes

[tribal beacon]

+16 mult +27 mult +40 mult...

[naive kestrel]

Exactly, perfect concept

[tulip wraith]

Wait

Is obelisk getting it's redemption in 1.1?

😭🙏

[rare yew]

obelisk is already goated wym

[tribal beacon]

Xdddd

[naive kestrel]

Deserves a nerf imo

[rare yew]

honestly

[slim junco]

Obelisk gets too much hate, it really isn’t bad if you pivot

[scarlet fox]

obelisk is gonna get nerfed

[tribal beacon]

I never understood what obelisk does

[scarlet fox]

trust

[chilly mulch]

local thunk since you made Balatro can you tell me how to beat it

[dusky oasis]

Obelisk is bad because I like to use the same hand the entire run

[merry dirge]

obelisk deniers when you get damn near 1X mult a round for playing high card

[rare yew]

pick up a bunch of Neptunes and get a straight flush every round

[tribal beacon]

Play cards, numbers high. Brain happy

[brisk zinc]

i'm scared

[scarlet fox]

just get lucky

[rare yew]

yes

[merry dirge]

i already do this. are there any other hands i can play around?

[naive kestrel]

Streamer type strat

[tribal beacon]

Straight flush? Pfff too easy, flush five since round one

[rare yew]

probably not, no

[scarlet fox]

theoretically get chicot in ante 1

[tulip wraith]

Is obelisk going to stop spamming in my frickin first shop?

[slim junco]

Obelisk gets good if you switch hands past ante 5

[chilly mulch]

but I’ve only gotten a straight flush once D:

[tribal beacon]

Oh boy

[rare yew]

good so you know how to do it! Get it 30 times now 🙂

[naive kestrel]

Skill issue

[merry dirge]

credit card in the buffoon pack

[scarlet fox]

can we get reverse obelisk that lowers your mult

(only good for like plasma and itd be funny)

[rare yew]

I honestly think the best way to play the game as a newbie is to bash your head against the wall and let the strategy slowly reveal itself

lose a lot

[slim junco]

Gumbo joker when?

[naive kestrel]

Photochad a lot

[tribal beacon]

As a newbie, thanks

[brisk zinc]

thats what i did

pray for me

if only i had a diamond face card in hand

[merry dirge]

i have been bashing my head against high stake green deck

[tribal beacon]

C'mon !!

[scarlet fox]

what does obelisk even do

[royal zenith]

Experiment and know where your score is coming from, that’ll get you pretty far

[tulip wraith]

LOCALTHUNK

[naive kestrel]

My first gold stake lol

[merry dirge]

it secretly mines bit coin actually

[tulip wraith]

LOCALTHUNK OH GOD

[brisk zinc]

each (suit) gives x1.5 mult and suit changes every round

[chilly mulch]

it goes up to 200k? I’ve only done 40k chips in a blind

[tribal beacon]

Im scared of red stakw

[rare yew]

I'm currently at 146/150 jokers for Completionist++. I got one of the legendaries I have left and fumbled the run rip

[tribal beacon]

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJA

[merry dirge]

that's ancient joker. aint no way

[tribal beacon]

Si es niño Balatro y si es niña flush five

[brisk zinc]

oh i misread your msg lol sorry

[naive kestrel]

Wich one?

[daring solar]

how could random latino dude do this

[brisk zinc]

obelisk gains mult for every hand that isn't your most played hand

[rare yew]

Triboulet

[naive kestrel]

Oh

[rare yew]

you can guess what happened

[daring solar]

oh is the slowmode in this channel gone now? i rarely talk here

[slim junco]

For every hand played that isn’t your most played hand it gives you .2x mult to its total mult resets as soon as you use most played hand (or new most played hand)

[naive kestrel]

Plant type of action

[scarlet fox]

SOUTH AMERICAAA

[tulip wraith]

Random Latino was my bro in highschool 💔💔💔

[scarlet fox]

seems to be
hi either way

[rare yew]

I don't think it ever had it

did it?

[naive kestrel]

😼

[daring solar]

im sure it did

[slim junco]

Basically it’s a joker that forces you to vary up your run

[daring solar]

it definitely did for at least a short period when mobile was announced iirc

[scarlet fox]

cavendish...

[daring solar]

but i think it also had it after for a while

[merry dirge]

actually an early obelisk allows very little variety by mashing high card into anything else

[rare yew]

Oh that was probably just for like the announcement

[tribal beacon]

Cavendish is too expensive

[slim junco]

Cavendish doesn’t take too much play style change, extinction does though

[scarlet fox]

EURO??????

[tribal beacon]

Euro infact

[merry dirge]

GYRO?????

[rare yew]

how much could that banana be, $10?

[naive kestrel]

Here is 5,33 the kg

[tulip wraith]

EURO?????

[chilly mulch]

Is there a strategy to beating Balatro

[naive kestrel]

Bruh

[daring solar]

1.50 euros for a kilo of bananas is cheap no?

[scarlet fox]

get lucky

[daring solar]

like hella cheap?

[merry dirge]

yes it is called only playing straight flush

[scarlet fox]

hi cat

[brisk zinc]

is there any chance

[tribal beacon]

I mean it isnt that bad im just exageratin forr te memesies

[scarlet fox]

gay flush.....

[brisk zinc]

is it really going to end like this

[tulip wraith]

I'll ask at my work about it later

[merry dirge]

in balatro 1.1....

[daring solar]

do you work at The Banana Place or what

[scarlet fox]

REAL

[lilac fossil]

You’re donzo lil bro

[daring solar]

the banana factory where they make all the bananas

[tulip wraith]

Supermarket like bro... 💔

[daring solar]

[royal zenith]

If you play to the AJ’s suit you might win idk though

[scarlet fox]

they dont grow bananas they manufacture them

[merry dirge]

how are they gonna do that

[naive kestrel]

Banana monopoly

[merry dirge]

high card

[tulip wraith]

I actually developed Cavendish

[tribal beacon]

I better call saul

[scarlet fox]

localthunk can you make violet vessel need 1 mil score to beat on ante 8

[royal zenith]

They said it’s a high card run so yes

[frozen cargo]

they synthecticaly make them in a lab for corperate america

[brisk zinc]

uninstalling the game

[chilly mulch]

why do I never get royal flush 😭

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 😢

[tulip wraith]

I sold the rights to localthunk so he could include it in Balatro

100% real

[austere ore]

Wait
What happened to Thunk chat
What’s going on

[merry dirge]

i got royal flush once and didnt discard it because im stupid stupid stupid...

[royal zenith]

You’ll get better and way more consistent with time

[merry dirge]

im playing decks in order so checkered is a ways away

[tulip wraith]

Balatro Balatrez itself manifested here

[royal zenith]

The win shouldn’t be too far away

[brisk zinc]

i've been going for this for 3 fucking hours this session

[scarlet fox]

localthunk turned into a banana sorry to say

[astral tapir]

Chat are we socking the buskin or doing DNA

Seeded* from a failed run

[frozen cargo]

sockin the buskin

[tribal beacon]

I need a noise

[astral tapir]

Sir yes sir 🫡🫡🫡

[daring solar]

aaaaaaa

[frozen cargo]

RAHTGYDFTNASWRFBT 6nwaegrbhaSYHDFJU

[tribal beacon]

Is the seed BALATRO good?

[scarlet fox]

feline
points at you

[shell topaz]

pizza

[scarlet fox]

cat

[tulip wraith]

Is localthunk going to change their name to Balatro Balatrez any time soon?

[scarlet fox]

meow

[tulip wraith]

Plz confirm

[daring solar]

true

meow

[tribal beacon]

JAJAJAJAJ

[brisk zinc]

just kidding we go again

[daring solar]

399999 score soon

[brisk zinc]

time to reset 15 times on ante 1 again until i get a decent start

[frozen cargo]

average gambling addict statement

[scarlet fox]

meow meow

[royal zenith]

Stop

[brisk zinc]

what

[royal zenith]

You won’t improve if you do that

[daring solar]

better yet 399999.5 score such that it rounds to 400000 but you don't actually beat the blind

[brisk zinc]

why would i waste my time on a dying run

[royal zenith]

It’s better to try to work with what you’re given

[tulip wraith]

Did localthunk actually paid with balatrollars to their employees?

[tribal beacon]

Yo we need pizzatower artwork in friends of jimbo 5 or sum

[scarlet fox]

meow

[royal zenith]

Most runs aren’t actually dying

[daring solar]

user is cat noted

[tribal beacon]

Ask Louis

[daring solar]

[tribal beacon]

Actually

[brisk zinc]

i was joking about ante 1 but if i get to like 4 and have nothing going it's better to just reset

[royal zenith]

You don’t need polychrome burnt joker in ante 1 to get to ante 8 :P

[scarlet fox]

:3

[tribal beacon]

LouisF Orgullo Español

[frozen cargo]

[daring solar]

imagine if cats could use discord. they dbe like. meow meow. and shit

[scarlet fox]

prr meowmeow prrr

[frozen cargo]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[brisk zinc]

i'm playing ghost deck so i get polychrome for literally the first joker i find to have some xmult for early game

[scarlet fox]

who said we are not using discord already mrow

[rare yew]

#🎙・server-chat message

[tulip wraith]

Yo

Literal

[shell topaz]

viva españa

[rare yew]

I just had a meeting with him this week!

LouisF that is

[tulip wraith]

Localthunk answer

[dusky oasis]

Finally unlocked my last legendary joker

[frozen cargo]

locathunk what is your opinoin on the genocide of runs just because the first ante isnt 2 invesment tags?

[tulip wraith]

Did you paid your employees with balatrollars?

[daring solar]

what employees

[tulip wraith]

💔

Itself

[frozen cargo]

jimbo slaves duh

[tribal beacon]

So cool!

[rare yew]

don't I have my pronouns in my bio

you don't have to call me it

[frozen cargo]

perkeo prints his employees

[tribal beacon]

I admire Louis

[tulip wraith]

Himself*

🥷🏿

[rare yew]

Louis is working on a project right now I'm excited to share it when it's ready for the public

[opaque shard]

Pronouns???? Localthunk more like LocalWOKE

[scarlet fox]

yeah that wouwd bwe cwazy meowmeowmworprrr i itches my ear

[shell topaz]

balatro music 2

[opaque shard]

This is a joke btw

[tribal beacon]

Cool, ill check on it then

[tulip wraith]

Locallove

[rare yew]

A project unrelated to Balatro

[opaque shard]

2D

[tulip wraith]

[shell topaz]

then idk

[opaque shard]

I'm making banana bread who wants some

[tulip wraith]

It's Balatro getting it's dating sim any time?

[tribal beacon]

Im ready for summer you people

[shell topaz]

i envy you

[daring solar]

i love those kinds of bedframes

[frozen cargo]

perkeo x trib dont deserve that game

[tribal beacon]

Where are you from? Andalucia as i?

[daring solar]

beds have been bastardized over the years 😔

[shell topaz]

nope

[tulip wraith]

Well I have to get back to work

[daring solar]

they are now . bland and boring

[scarlet fox]

localthunk what do you think of all the stupid things people say like "balatro dating sim!!!"

[daring solar]

i can't stand it

[opaque shard]

I have to fulfill my dream of dating Yorick

[tulip wraith]

Love u strange ppl from internet

[shell topaz]

wheel of fortune:

[tulip wraith]

❤️‍🩹

[scarlet fox]

that is true
we need fancy to return

[tribal beacon]

About balatro Balatrez

[frozen cargo]

Yo, Rick

[shell topaz]

Balatro Balatrez está jugando a Balatro

[tawny pasture]

sup thunk, sad to see thunk chat go but the explanation made sense o7

[scarlet fox]

i need my bed to have a bell i can pull and make sound

[daring solar]

i would like the thing i spend 30% of my day in to be at least a little cool looking

[scarlet fox]

understandable

[opaque shard]

How's it going Murphy

[daring solar]

hector salamanca over here

[tribal beacon]

I love breaking bad

[daring solar]

true!

[scarlet fox]

i think i might have autism

[daring solar]

i only watched it once but it was great

[frozen cargo]

jimbo in columbia would be a fire game and maybe we could get a new joker that doubles joker capacity but decreases hand size and has a random chance to die- i mean lose the run

[brisk zinc]

don't we all

[shell topaz]

earthbound mentioned, peak

[frozen cargo]

#savetf2

[brisk zinc]

IIDX mention is so based

[rare yew]

Oh I actually have to pay Louis, thanks for the reminder chat

[daring solar]

peggle mentioned

[tribal beacon]

Xddd

[shell topaz]

give louis the money

[rare yew]

it is what it is!

[scarlet fox]

obvious joke to be made here its a peak game :3

[tawny pasture]

[rare yew]

I hate having to police things and the vibes were def off even then

[daring solar]

i never did play peggle

[shell topaz]

tekken 7 too, cool

[daring solar]

is it actually good or is it like a joke game

[rare yew]

peggle is good

it's fun

[daring solar]

people talk about it like it's a joke

oh sick

[tawny pasture]

yea tough balance for sure

[frozen cargo]

the testosterone is immense

[daring solar]

i played nubbys number factory for like 4 hours yesterday

absolute peak

[rare yew]

omg I played 9 kings for a few hours yesterday

that's a fun one

[scarlet fox]

its actually really good for what it is

no joke

its legit

[ocean wolf]

Oh I thought i got unchilled for a second there

[scarlet fox]

game came out near zuma's release

or like at that period

[frozen cargo]

idk why but i sometimes forget that streamers like murphy and dr spectred are normal people that arent stuck on my pc screen for hours on twitch

[daring solar]

i dont know what that is or why it's being used a reference point

[royal zenith]

Zuma’s amazing too though i haven’t heard nearly as much talk about zuma as i have about peggle lol

[scarlet fox]

game also made by popcap

[daring solar]

ah

[scarlet fox]

its really hard (i played with a ps3 controller)

[frozen cargo]

i dont play enough indie games so i am so lost rn

[cobalt falcon]

Hi everyone nice to meet you guys

[scarlet fox]

popcap isnt indie what

[cobalt falcon]

New Balatro player here

[opaque shard]

Good afternoon

[dusky oasis]

Hello

[daring solar]

i play celeste that's about it

[scarlet fox]

fun

[opaque shard]

Remember to always pick up certificate

[frozen cargo]

never heard of it and didnt see that until after i sent the message

[tribal beacon]

Ooh you join in such a good moment. Welcome to the server Don

[cobalt falcon]

I love the game, I downloaded it on PS5 and got hooked

[rare yew]

Welcome to the server 🙂

[royal zenith]

yea i played it on xbox and it was pretty hard there too, but it’s fun

[scarlet fox]

i play rhythm games

with this doohickey

[brisk zinc]

you play BMS?

[ocean wolf]

Hi fellow rhythm game enjoyer

[tribal beacon]

I think the best balatro port is mobile one

[scarlet fox]

used to

[cobalt falcon]

I am already studying all sort of YT vids to advance in the game 😅

[opaque shard]

Deadass thought it was an oven

[brisk zinc]

nah that's an iidx con

[frozen cargo]

i never got better from it

[scarlet fox]

i got till lvl10 normal2

[brisk zinc]

expensive as shit from what i've heard

[frozen cargo]

i suck at balatro

[scarlet fox]

on bms

[cobalt falcon]

I actually did

[brisk zinc]

that's not bad at all

[ocean wolf]

Honestly the only reason why I'm not getting it is because I already have it on PC with a lot of unlocks

[scarlet fox]

thats a iidx cabinet picture i took

[brisk zinc]

i only play 4k

etterna specifically

tho i used to play osu mania but i don't like that game's engine

[cobalt falcon]

I did achieve already many trophies and have all 150 collectables unlocked on unseeded runs

[scarlet fox]

actually iidx score0

[tribal beacon]

So what? Nother reason to play balatro. And you can balatro anywhere!

[scarlet fox]

i hate how etterna feels tbh

[ocean wolf]

Fair

[cobalt falcon]

Having the full set of Jokers available makes the game much fun and easier

[brisk zinc]

i love the engine lol, that's why i switched to it full time from osu

[ocean wolf]

Also no mods meaning no hornet as queen of spades/j

[brisk zinc]

it takes a while to get used to but it's so nice

[cobalt falcon]

Best score I achieved in 1 hand is e40

[scarlet fox]

im used to iidx/beatoraja so like

[cobalt falcon]

With the Baron/Mime setup

[brisk zinc]

yeahh that's fair

[ocean wolf]

I generally play games on console so every time I get a game on PC I go wild with the modding lol

[brisk zinc]

i never learnt 7(+1)k

[frozen cargo]

alr ima go grind in schedule 1 and try not to degeneratly gamble

[ocean wolf]

Dayum

[tribal beacon]

Que!?

[frozen cargo]

e12 on a seeded for me

[merry dirge]

[ocean wolf]

For me its gotta be e15 or something around that

[scarlet fox]

go learn it

[merry dirge]

waiting for ramen to cook

[scarlet fox]

learn to play 7k1s

[tribal beacon]

My best hand is only 16 million wtf

[cobalt falcon]

e40 was unseeded

[ocean wolf]

Balatro reference

[frozen cargo]

holy shit

[opaque shard]

Remember not to discard

[brisk zinc]

i'm actually kinda over vsrgs (my left hand doesn't fuckin work anymore xd)

[frozen cargo]

i need your wisdom

[merry dirge]

hope i don't discard

[frozen cargo]

ima play balatro instead

[brisk zinc]

i still make charts but i don't really play

[scarlet fox]

one hand play (actual playstyle)

[merry dirge]

my ramen will look a lot worse than the joker unfortunately

[frozen cargo]

sorry tyler and hello localthunk

[merry dirge]

microwav able

[opaque shard]

Has anyone's ramen ever got fully eaten

[ocean wolf]

I used to make charts for beatblock

[brisk zinc]

i know it's a playstyle but i think i'm just done with the genre lol

[scarlet fox]

sad!

[ocean wolf]

I generally just dump it after it gets under 1.5

[brisk zinc]

well i had a nice 5ish year run

[cobalt falcon]

I did learn from others on YT, so I don't take credit for the strat, I take credit for putting up the set up to make it work tho

[brisk zinc]

i started late so i didn't become a god

[merry dirge]

yeah eventually ramen is so bad you'd kill it before it dies of natural causes

[opaque shard]

I mean I don't discard if I'm gonna use it unless it's temporary

[scarlet fox]

im prob gonna retire when i beat a lvl12 dp

on iidx

[daring solar]

i let my ramen die a dignified death to a discard

[frozen cargo]

yeah i know how to do the baron mime i just never got enough luck or econ to apply it before i died

[scarlet fox]

can we be friends cg

[cobalt falcon]

I found a super good setup with Vampire, I don't know if anybody came up with it yet

I'll share it anyway

[royal zenith]

they probably did lol
Midas mask?

[daring solar]

sure 🔥 meow

[frozen cargo]

vampire midas?

[ocean wolf]

I mostly go with high hands (like straight full house etc) so I'm never leaving a bind with a number of discards higher than 0 lol

[scarlet fox]

awesom :3

[brisk zinc]

who cg

[daring solar]

idk never heard of him

[ocean wolf]

So I just get it for the temporary boost while I search for something else

[cobalt falcon]

Yup

[royal zenith]

Pretty much all the setups have been found unfortunately, but 1.1 will change that for a week or so :P

[opaque shard]

There are runs that encourage you to play lower hands

[royal zenith]

there’s still a long skill curve though

[merry dirge]

my ramen is too hot i will let it cool

[scarlet fox]

@brisk zinc heard of ez2ac?

[brisk zinc]

yea i have

[ocean wolf]

Well you can still come up with setups yourself if you don't know about them, that's the fun if roguelikes

[frozen cargo]

roffle and dr spectred did it and me for a little that was my main build for my first gold stake run but i got bad rng

[royal zenith]

yea

[brisk zinc]

haven't played it tho

[ocean wolf]

Oh I know, I'm just bad at the game

[scarlet fox]

home play

[brisk zinc]

huge

[scarlet fox]

10k 👻

[cobalt falcon]

I am actually happy I found vamp + midas on my own

[brisk zinc]

i can barely do 6k lol idk how ppl do 7k+

[cobalt falcon]

Made me feel like I do have understanding of the game

[merry dirge]

6k is easier than 5k though not gonna lie

[royal zenith]

i remember cooking up a way to go infinitely with uncapped score (so with talisman to go past ante 39) before realizing that ankh doesn’t work if your joker slots are full which completely destroyed my idea :P

[brisk zinc]

i disagree

bu it is personal

[merry dirge]

5k is too awkward where as 6k is equal for both hands imo

[cobalt falcon]

I am going for the collectionist++ achievement

[royal zenith]

it was fun to come up with it though

[cobalt falcon]

Game is too fun

[brisk zinc]

any 4+k is harder for me to read since i've played 4k for like 1500 hours so it's the only thing i know well

[ocean wolf]

I'll do it eventually too

[royal zenith]

ye it’s great :)

[brisk zinc]

5k only has one extra key so it's easier than 6k

[ocean wolf]

I still haven't beaten black stake tho lol

[merry dirge]

i stopped playing rhythm games and now i'd just be supremely bad so whatever

[ocean wolf]

Rhythm games are the best genre ever

[brisk zinc]

i didn't stop but i still became bad

[ocean wolf]

And roguelikes is the second

[scarlet fox]

i do not know how people do that i still play 10k

[merry dirge]

i got into it, lost interest, got into, lost interest

it's just annoying to keep getting rusty

[ocean wolf]

Does anyone here know the necrodancer games?

[frozen cargo]

hell yeah

[daring solar]

all hands +1 level

peak!

[merry dirge]

i'm aware of their existence and that one of my favorite games always gets compared to it

[ocean wolf]

Which one?

[cobalt falcon]

Castle is so good early game

[merry dirge]

it's a little.. heh... undergground... shovel knight: pocket dungeon

[frozen cargo]

my castle has been diamond for like 4 rounds

[cobalt falcon]

I love building it

[merry dirge]

i think its peak playercount is worse than concord or atleast comparable

[ocean wolf]

Idk how similar it is

[brisk zinc]

i got castle on that glitched erratic deck seed

i had it at like +1000

[cobalt falcon]

What's the best hand to build in balatro for you guys?

I love straights

[frozen cargo]

flush is my most played so ig that

[merry dirge]

superficially

[ocean wolf]

My favorite is flush house

[royal zenith]

depends on the jokers you get, but generally pair is considered to be the meta
I like straights and 3oak/4oak though, they’re fun :P

[merry dirge]

i like gays

[cobalt falcon]

That's a bit hard to build early game, eventually you can pivot to that

[keen flicker]

Is this normal?

[brisk zinc]

do you like my gay ass then

[merry dirge]

my ramen is still too hot

[merry dirge]

hype

[frozen cargo]

i am gay

[daring solar]

i can say for certain i have never seen a more homosexual blueprint

[brisk zinc]

aren't we all

[frozen cargo]

high card time

[naive kestrel]

Yeah or nah?

[frozen cargo]

fire

[naive kestrel]

🫶

[cobalt falcon]

My fav joker setup so far is:
Fading joker: makes ♥️♦️same suit and ♠️♣️ same suit
Runner joker: +15 chips x straight
Alphabet joker: +2 mult x reroll
Flower vase x3: mult if you get an hand with ♥️♠️♦️♣️
Campfire: x0.25 mult for each selling within the same ante

[frozen cargo]

nvm im going five of a kind

[cobalt falcon]

That is a guaranteed banger against gold stake

[vale pelican]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaah

im so obsessed

holy frijoles

[slim junco]

balatreate

[cobalt falcon]

Any other good setup to go for, for gold stakes?

[tribal beacon]

Dayum

I like it

[brisk zinc]

well my brainstorm is gay too

they're dating

[tribal beacon]

How can you introduce as new to the game and drop ts!?

[frozen cargo]

now we sock and buskin

[split mauve]

Cute

[brisk zinc]

now you will get the plant sorry

[split mauve]

Btos gonna cry if theres the plant

[frozen cargo]

i got retcon

[split mauve]

Oh then ur finr

[brisk zinc]

oh that's helpful

[brisk zinc]

literally the only reason i learnt how to mod this game

[frozen cargo]

im not dumb

[vocal ether]

Nice

[cobalt falcon]

Because I am new 😅 I just pick up quick ahahahahah

[split mauve]

I love the nokotan in your pfp

[brisk zinc]

haha thanks

[tribal beacon]

How long have you been playin?

[cobalt falcon]

40 hours maybe

[tribal beacon]

Dayum

[vocal ether]

Lowkey same

I downloaded this mess on like Friday last week and became addicted

[cobalt falcon]

Same here, I do have to do 1-2 runs of Balatro x day or I can't function ahahahahah

If I am off work I'll do even more

Oh and I already did the jokerless challenge 😅

Was tough but fun

[vocal ether]

It's wild to me how it just grabs you in, I didn't even know what it was about til I downloaded it fr

Ik that a part of it is because I enjoy roguelikes and this is a pretty nice spin on it

[cobalt falcon]

To me base stake runs rn are just a joke

Chips levels are so permissive until ante 6, you can have a mid build and easily get there

I guess are made on porpouse for people to learn how to play

[dim pine]

base runs are good if you're just trying to get all the unlocks

[cobalt falcon]

That's what I used them for 😅

[brisk zinc]

pray for me

no reroll voucher in sight

[cobalt falcon]

What jokers are you running?

[brisk zinc]

full house shid

[cobalt falcon]

Move smiley back if doesn't have any x mult

Smiley 3rd

[brisk zinc]

bet

[cobalt falcon]

Gl

I believe in you

[brisk zinc]

thank you

i just have to play one shit full house to activate card sharp for the real one

praying for card luck

[cobalt falcon]

How is you earth planet setup at?

[brisk zinc]

full house.

[cobalt falcon]

You should be fine

[brisk zinc]

but i might just die here

i fucking jinxed it again

i have 0 discards

1 hand

fucking hate this game

[cobalt falcon]

Well the setup was kinda risky

[brisk zinc]

i took what it gave me

[cobalt falcon]

Full house only with face cards is a bit pretentious

[brisk zinc]

i had zero better options

[cobalt falcon]

I can imagine

[brisk zinc]

this is my 3rd time today dying ante 8 because of shit luck

[cobalt falcon]

But if you had hit it you would have smashed it

[brisk zinc]

3 fucking hours

[cobalt falcon]

So don't give up

[brisk zinc]

idc we go again

a real gambler never quits

[daring solar]

balator will do that to a person

[cobalt falcon]

You can't quit balatro, you'll come back for more if you don't play for one or two days 😂

[brisk zinc]

i'm just so fucking pissed

i was literally inches away so many times today

[cobalt falcon]

Losing in balatro is absolutely natural

[brisk zinc]

and shit luck that i couldn't do anything about fucked me over

[brisk steeple]

My instagram 😭

[cobalt falcon]

Especially high stakes

[brisk steeple]

Why

[steel fiber]

it's da joker, baybee

[dusky oasis]

Why so serious

[wide mica]

what is a skeleton's favorite snack

[brisk steeple]

Maybe

If you have any per chance

Spare ribs?

[brisk zinc]

why would a skeleton want to eat ribs

that's cannibalism

[wide mica]

so funny!!!

[wide mica]

theres no meat to eat

its just bones

[cobalt falcon]

How many people here already completed "jokerless" challenge?

[brisk zinc]

skeletons are also just bones; hence cannibalism

[brisk steeple]

Crunch crunch cronch

Tasty bones

[brisk zinc]

calcium 😋

[forest star]

I’m so Hungry I could go for a Gros Michel

[cobalt falcon]

The only downside is that on PS5 you have only the original jokers

No modded images

Original ones are good but modded images are much better

[brisk zinc]

i actually love how the banana jokers are historically accurate

[opal compass]

The shop after a 20 defeat streak

[cobalt falcon]

I cannot remember the English name for that blue joker

As my jokers names are in italian

[opal compass]

Blueprint?

[patent flame]

Credit card in the standard pack 💜

[cobalt falcon]

That

[opal compass]

Ye

[stable isle]

is your flush called "poker"

[wooden gulch]

sup!

[cobalt falcon]

Nope, flush in Italian is "colore"

Poker is 4 of a kind

[brisk zinc]

i hate this game so fucking much

but also love

[cobalt falcon]

Pokerissimo is 5 of a kind

[mental mason]

jimbo

[opal compass]

That is so relatable

[cobalt falcon]

I think we should have a channel here in Balatro where people can stream Balatro on mobile for entertainment

[barren geyser]

Nhe
Hello chat

[tribal beacon]

Youre italian??

[tribal beacon]

Meme todo robado

[frozen cargo]

crk gambling hits different

[serene yacht]

we should do poker night here

[cobalt falcon]

Yup

[tribal beacon]

Yoo so cool 🤌

I love italy

Prolly one of my favourite countries

[calm gull]

guys, i got an idea, but i will not write it in Suggestions(i think im gonna be bullied for it)

wat do i do

[frozen cargo]

say it here

[cobalt falcon]

Never give up your freedom of ideas because of others

[frozen cargo]

thats why im a homosexual

[wet depot]

gonna trying clearing a gold stake run for the first time, wish me luck!

[frozen cargo]

GL

[calm gull]

a joker that gains +chips for each time a fibonacci, odd todd, even steven triggers

[wet depot]

checkered deck will carry trust

[calm gull]

good luck

[cobalt falcon]

May Mr bones be with you at ante 8

[frozen cargo]

I LOVE FIBONACCI

[calm gull]

same

[tribal beacon]

Good luck Knight

[wet depot]

off to a good start, now i just need something that's actually worth copying xd

[calm gull]

it’s a common

[calm gull]

hey dna

i like it

[wet depot]

i like dna too

[calm gull]

i didn’t understand it before

[wet depot]

good joker under the right conditions

[calm gull]

but now i think it’s really good

[frozen cargo]

once you find that give it everything possible like polychrome, glass, red or purple seals

[calm gull]

for example getting enchanted cards

[sharp hollow]

what if instead of blueprint it was called redprint and it copied the joker on the left

[frozen cargo]

the naneinf runs are calling

[calm gull]

what if instead of brainstorm it was mind think and copied the rightmost joker ability

what’s naneinf, my max ante is like 13

[sharp hollow]

that would be a buff

[rare yew]

today on What's in Thunk's inbox

[sharp hollow]

lmao

[wet depot]

the game can't calculate the number generated anymore so it displays naneinf

[sharp hollow]

what even is sabado gigante

lemme search

[wet depot]

i'm thinking about copying this gold seal since it's a lot of money

[frozen cargo]

i have never been past ante 13😭

[calm gull]

is gold stake very hard?

[frozen cargo]

with DNA go for 5 of hearts for your run

[frozen cargo]

yeah

[calm gull]

green deck black stake rn

i love greendeck

best deck oat

makes u get money fast

[sharp hollow]

a spanish tv show with 53 seasons? holy fuck

[frozen cargo]

im going back to trying to get completionist+ so i just won a blue red stake

[wet depot]

i can assure you it isn't spanish lmfao

[calm gull]

a few early game flushes and you have like 30 cashes

[wet depot]

nvm i'm stupid

lmfao

[sharp hollow]

doopid

[wet depot]

in my defense, saturday in spanish is written almost identically to saturday in portuguese

[sharp hollow]

uh huh

[wet depot]

but still
stoobid

[sharp hollow]

valid doopid

the next balatro update will add garfield, you all will see

[frozen cargo]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO\

[sharp hollow]

lmao

[sharp hollow]

i sure love lasagna and hate the first day of the week

[wet depot]

i freaking hate the flint with passion.

[sharp hollow]

deltarune in 6 days

[dusky oasis]

Its the exact same as lucky cat, but it gets debuffed on mondays

[sharp hollow]

lol

[cobalt falcon]

What are you copying bro?

[wet depot]

i was copying a lucky 5 of hearts with a gold seal

[cobalt falcon]

Kings

Go for kings

If you can copy steel kings you won

[remote ember]

Guyd

Even if im gonna be inactive

I have advanced a step further

On the balatro crazyness

101 million record

No seeded run

Pure luck

[shadow canyon]

Does bass ball joker count it self when and the 1.5X multiplier?

[remote ember]

I dont know

[frozen cargo]

what a start

[tribal beacon]

You have a crazy handful of nothing

[tribal beacon]

Not now

[gray saddle]

Where would I send video memes?

[cobalt falcon]

I am going to play a run on my phone now

I am way behind in my balatro mobile, I don't use it much

[shadow canyon]

😦 just my luck

[tribal idol]

guys I played a flush house and it just automatically gave me the ceres planet card why

[wooden ore]

Baseball card is rare so the 1.5x doesn’t apply to it

[velvet tinsel]

Ain’t no way

[steel fiber]

something that could change the rarity of a joker would be overpowered (for like baseball card, especially, if it lands on uncommon)

[finite river]

You probably had a blue seal on a card?

[tribal idol]

oh yeah i did

[wintry patrol]

it would literally only do something for baseball card though

[tribal idol]

so I just got really lucky?

[cobalt falcon]

Good start

I like having 2 random jokers every turn

[finite river]

Blue seals give you the planet for the hand that you won the blind with

[tribal idol]

oh

[finite river]

(If it is unplayed and in your Hand when you win the blind)

[shadow canyon]

Why balatro gods why do you bless me with such great runs just to take then away

[cobalt falcon]

I am happy like this for now

[shadow canyon]

I have no one to blame but my greed 😭

Do stencils count other stencils ?

[cobalt falcon]

Campfire comboes super good with astronomer + planet merchant!

Now all I need is another x mult joker and I am set

[regal flax]

is this the right order? and what joker do i copy with brianstorm

[north crescent]

you have it correct

[tiny nexus]

of all the hits...

invisible joker has let me down time and time again😔

[reef escarp]

balatro

😔

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 😔

[tulip wraith]

Yes

Elo ppl

I'm at my work

[wanton viper]

Deck I beat blue stake with

[plush seal]

however, THE FOG IS COMING

[cobalt falcon]

I finished my run successfully, btw on mobile my stats are trash 😂

[grizzled urchin]

hi balatro

[cobalt falcon]

Hi popcorn, what's your multiplier left rn?

[grizzled urchin]

i dont know what that means

i dont watch markiplier sorry

[glass quiver]

I love balatro

[grizzled urchin]

why

write an essay about it

pls

[glass quiver]

Yo maybe I should

[grizzled urchin]

hurry up omg

[glass quiver]

You’re so right to rush me

[grizzled urchin]

i know

game speed 4 come on man

splitgate player

[glass quiver]

This essay could go hard

[glass quiver]

From the good old days when it first came out

[grizzled urchin]

splitgate was so good when it first came out so sad it died

sg2 is fun tho

[glass quiver]

I might have to check out the second game actually

Possibly after I finish doom the dark ages though

[grizzled urchin]

dda was so good but it was not worth like 80 dollars lol. like its probably one of the best doom campaigns ever but i wouldnt say its 80 dollars worth. luckily i played via gamepass lol

90

(canadian)

[queen heron]

what did i do guys?

[quiet junco]

Best double rare skip I've ever done(Duo and Blueprint) into Burnt Joker in First Buffoon Pack

[pastel fox]

Should I accept it

[ocean wolf]

Fake, the real one is named John Balatro

[pastel fox]

WAIT really

[ocean wolf]

(idk who the person is I just know the meme)

[scarlet fox]

localthunk please nerf obelisk

[blissful anchor]

this is actually a goated deck

[scarlet fox]

oh my god

triboulet

from ran world

[blissful anchor]

skibide

[blissful anchor]

yes i ran away

[scarlet fox]

rawn world

[quiet junco]

A Dna helped copy my Blue seals, and mime made getting three(crystal ball) mercuries guaranteed

[shadow canyon]

That ante are you on ?

[quiet junco]

That's the end of ante 8(beating Cerulean Bell)

[ivory haven]

o

[cobalt falcon]

Ready for ante 8

High card + Shoot the moon build

[wintry patrol]

4 jokers on black deck wtf

[warm mist]

holy w omg

[warm mist]

it's too good!

[scarlet fox]

ya

hi kxtty

[warm mist]

I was being sarcastic

[scarlet fox]

whats with the furries in this server

[warm mist]

hi bianca

[scarlet fox]

...i know

its like a common at best

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah and I didn't even need the intervention of Mr bones 😂

[warm mist]

but that would make getting hanging chad harder

[scarlet fox]

damn

anyway whats up girl

[warm mist]

the sky

and definitely not heaven

[scarlet fox]

:(

oh my co

whats happening

[warm mist]

huh what

me trying to aura farm

[blissful anchor]

rip bozp

[scarlet fox]

wtf

[glossy oriole]

did balatro already got a 90% off ?

[blissful anchor]

-9999 aura 😭

[warm mist]

I'm a god

[warm mist]

when

[glossy oriole]

idk

[scarlet fox]

why does my keyboard language change to english here but on powerpoint its spanish

[blissful anchor]

damn i bought ot full price on google play

because i though the google play mobile games would have it to so i could play it on pc too

[scarlet fox]

also are you okay

[blissful anchor]

but it doesnt work for balatro

[glossy oriole]

cool

[warm mist]

wdym

[glossy oriole]

I'm trying to save up google rewards money so i can buy balatro

[scarlet fox]

ur status and ur bio

[cobalt falcon]

I am going for abandoned deck next

[blissful anchor]

you dont need to do that rn

[glossy oriole]

what

[inner tiger]

Might not wanna say that here lol

[daring solar]

lowest discount for both usd and euro on steam was 15%

[glossy oriole]

os shit it's a mod

[blissful anchor]

Awwhellnaw

Bro bout to send me to Davy Joneses locker

[glossy oriole]

i'll make sure to buy balatro as soon as i get money

[blissful anchor]

I'm cooked

[warm mist]

don't worry about it lol

[glossy oriole]

We*

[inner tiger]

Was not talking to you riv

[blissful anchor]

🥀 🥀 🥀 🙏

[daring solar]

oh did someone end up drawing that pfp for you

[glossy oriole]

me*

[scarlet fox]

well

now i'm gonna worry sorry :(

[blissful anchor]

[daring solar]

it looks more not ai now i might be seeing things though

[inner tiger]

Ur good don't worry lol

[glossy oriole]

🙏

[blissful anchor]

Then buy it legit when you save up credits

[inner tiger]

Yes!

[daring solar]

nice

[blissful anchor]

rip

[glossy oriole]

5 rounds to beat the game

[blissful anchor]

cooked

[scarlet fox]

perishable brainstorm im sorry???

[warm mist]

I have no ideaa

[blissful anchor]

itll help till it dies

[scarlet fox]

kxtty you are a real girl

trust

[blissful anchor]

maybe sell it last second

[warm mist]

I don't know about that

[warm mist]

does this actually do anything

[daring solar]

hey if it's free it's free

[scarlet fox]

(you are)

[daring solar]

you get an extra $1

[warm mist]

doesn't it only disable abilities

oh

[daring solar]

oh yeah

[blissful anchor]

i think it gives you a dollar

[warm mist]

wow I didn't know

[daring solar]

you can sell after it perishes

same amount of money

[blissful anchor]

since it has a negative stat but its better than nothing

[warm mist]

yeaahhh

[blissful anchor]

??????

[warm mist]

u can do that

[daring solar]

perishable just debuffs the card

it doesn't destroy it

[warm mist]

ye

[warm mist]

you are

[blissful anchor]

i always got rid of mine befre it hit damn

[scarlet fox]

i am?

[blissful anchor]

you are

[warm mist]

you are kind

[blissful anchor]

[scarlet fox]

it's the most i can do :p

[scarlet fox]

slug shaker 😭

[blissful anchor]

👅

[scarlet fox]

NAHHH

[daring solar]

😭

cray cray

[blissful anchor]

[daring solar]

ts my cat btw

[blissful anchor]

[daring solar]

😭

[warm mist]

new common joker : medusa's glare $3, jokers to the right of this joker are disabled

[scarlet fox]

NAHHHHH

[blissful anchor]

im not cray cray