🎙・server-chat

[vernal tartan]

hes so passive aggressive to chat, cant get past that

[minor karma]

Anybody know what to good to go is?

[stark kernel]

and i love him for that

[stark kernel]

as in what

[minor karma]

It’s an app where u save food that’s gonna get thrown out

[tawny pulsar]

ohhh i heard about it

[hollow shard]

Should i try to change something?

[tawny pulsar]

imma have to check out your deck

[tawny pulsar]

i'd say oops instead of the banana or baron

[stark kernel]

id just say if you find all 6s drop the baron

[hollow shard]

Is it really better than baron?

[tawny pulsar]

definetly

[hollow shard]

Its my first res stake

Red*

[stark kernel]

yup guarantees blood and can make lucky cat efficent

[hollow shard]

Ok thanks

[mortal jolt]

cards like baron and idol are shit with no setup

[tawny pulsar]

they are endless cards

although baron can have some usecases

idol is by far the worst gold stake joker

[stark kernel]

trueeee

[tawny pulsar]

showman is also useless

[mortal jolt]

can a showman find another showman?

[stark kernel]

showman is white stake beast and nothing else

[stark kernel]

yup

[tawny pulsar]

yes

[stuck hull]

yes

[mortal jolt]

kekw

[tawny pulsar]

loyalty card is also terrible

[stark kernel]

it always has been terrible only on pvp maybe if there is no x mult in your deck

[mortal jolt]

yikes

[stuck hull]

i won goldstake with loyalty card

[tawny pulsar]

top 5 worst are idol, showman, loyalty, seance and flowerpot

[tawny pulsar]

that doesnt make it good

[stark kernel]

why is bs hot?

[mortal jolt]

thats goldstake?

interesting setup xd

[stuck hull]

yeah

[mortal jolt]

nice

[stuck hull]

did the set up just to get the gold sticker on that thing

[tawny pulsar]

you'll be winning all your goldstakes if you're using double brainstorm lol

[stuck hull]

never again

i'm losing my shit

only stone and glass jokers are left

to gold sticker

and i cant find them

[tawny pulsar]

stone cards super mega underrated

[stuck hull]

i had 8 uncommon tags and these 2 didnt appear

[tawny pulsar]

they are a great chip source and feed hologram

marble joker feeds

[stark kernel]

ig it is a synergy

[stuck hull]

idc about synergy atp

i had a wee with 1000k+ chips and a negative redcard with 40 mult and brainstorm

and 8 UNCOMMON TAGS

IT WAS THE PERFECT SET UP

TO GET BOTH STONE AND GLASS JOKERS

TO WIN GOLD STAKE WITH

and they let me down again

[stark kernel]

lmao

[blissful berry]

Damn died on ante 14, no sock my buskin

[tawny pulsar]

8/75 is like 1/10 lol you should've expected it

[blissful berry]

idol also rolled 7 of clucbs so petrogpyph didnt matter

rip

[stuck hull]

man why is there more uncommon jokers than common ones

[stark kernel]

im making a mod best belive its way easier to make uncommon ones

[hollow shard]

Same in brawl stars

[tawny pulsar]

its 64 omg

im so dumb

sorry

[hollow shard]

With brawlers

[tawny pulsar]

but commons are 61

[stuck hull]

16/64
so 1/4 chance to get one of them

i spun the wheel

and got a nope

[tawny pulsar]

didnt u take 8 tags?

[stuck hull]

2 uncommon jokers

[harsh roost]

ts true

[heavy wing]

yo

[hollow shard]

Do I take anything?

[heavy wing]

no

[stuck hull]

yeah take a screenshot

[tawny pulsar]

its probably to late for both

[stuck hull]

i would drop bloodstone for trading card

[lone pivot]

uhmm

what do i do

[tawny pulsar]

uhhhh

[tawny pulsar]

its bait right

[lone pivot]

plasma deck

[distant wren]

I cant get the other deck, why?

[stuck hull]

tf u mean it's bait
that's a clear baron mime set up
high card would eventually be the play so better get trading card for deck fixing

[distant wren]

I win the game with a green deck but i cant get the deck

[stuck hull]

seeded run?

[distant wren]

Noup

I win it

[tawny pulsar]

banana, lucky, and chad should all go before bloodstone, and i say this as a proud bloodstone hater

[distant wren]

But when i leave it i cant use the other devk

[hollow shard]

Sorry for asking a lot, but is the blueprint good here?

[stuck hull]

if it's high card then blood stone would only do x1.68 on average
banana is poly so x1.5 and x3
chad is foil and can help with econ since they got gold stickers

[tawny pulsar]

what kind of question is that? you always take blueprint, its the n1 rule of balatro

[hollow shard]

For what tho

[tawny pulsar]

he has the hearts to do flushes while he keeps kings in his hand

[tawny pulsar]

banana probably

[stuck hull]

baron mime
those extra 4 card give x1.5 guaranteed so why switch them for the 1 in 2 chance x1.5 for blood stone

[lone pivot]

update

[tawny pulsar]

hanging chad has 0 use without bloodstone lmao

[stuck hull]

econ

gold sticker

and multiple triggers on enchanced card

a mlult card with chad gives the baron a good headstart to multiply

[tawny pulsar]

thats what bloodstone is for

so lucky or banana has to go

[stuck hull]

all of them eventually have to go

atleast one of them for trading card

[tawny pulsar]

its to late for trading card

i'd take DNA but trading card does very little

[hollow shard]

Didnt look at the blind GG ig

[tawny pulsar]

gg

[lone pivot]

🌞

[stuck hull]

doesnt matter anymore

[tawny pulsar]

yeah i realised

DNA has to be one of my favourite jokers

along ancientr

[quartz herald]

[digital tusk]

i love ride the bus

its so fun to play

[brisk plover]

update
it did not save

im sad now

[tawny pulsar]

its green joker's twin

im team green joker

[opaque shard]

Sale Balatrito

[digital tusk]

unfortunately i would like to discard :(

[opaque shard]

Ngl I think the "no new content fever" has already hit the Balatro community

[tawny pulsar]

you van still discard, just less

its not like the joker gets reset

ride the bus is a bit too restrictive

[digital tusk]

the -1 mult hurts :(

[tawny pulsar]

green joker allows for more flexibility

[tawny pulsar]

its like ramen

you can discard, but with a bit of a penalty

ride the bus on the other hand just dies if you play a face card

[tawny pulsar]

when update

[opaque shard]

When it's ready

[tawny pulsar]

i failed my prediction

i thought it was gonna be 11th may

[surreal orbit]

hey guys I recently updated my phone to One UI 7 and since then, balatro has not worked well, it freezes and has a delay in clicks every so often, and you might think they are performance issues but what happens is that when you try, a very strange green screen appears, my phone is a Samsung Galaxy A55 G5 and I have never had performance issues and I don't know what to do, some one have any idea to solve this?

[gritty lichen]

POV: your friend plays balatro for the first time and thinks this shop is normal

[stark kernel]

my friend just cant get though his head that he has to deck fix at times

he had trib and yet messed up since he didnt invest in any queens or kings

[meager sage]

Through

[stark kernel]

english is my second language sorr

y

[meager sage]

Dw same for me

Does anyone knows whats the second worst deck to get up to golden stake?

[stark kernel]

abonded maybe ive never had to suffer as much as playing through that

cant make hands that would make me have more eco

[neon wren]

abandoned you just do 4oak or straight and cruise

[stark kernel]

true wellllllllllllllllll

[neon wren]

but if you get the OP jokers, it's just smooth sailing on any deck too

[stark kernel]

at the end of the day

its just balatro

-lebron james on the importance of balatro decks

2 hour long roffle video

and its 12 pm

oh no

ohhh nooooo

[meager sage]

I ask since i already did my black deck lmao

[stark kernel]

im tempted

[keen willow]

LeBron James? Balatro?

[neon wren]

depends on how you play, any deck can sting

[stark kernel]

im stealing that image for sure

[keen willow]

As you should

[stark kernel]

im going to make balatro memes similiar to this i swear

we need more of them

i hate not being able to send stickers

[meager sage]

Stickers like what?

[stark kernel]

the thing besides gifs

[meager sage]

Yeah but, like which app?

[keen willow]

For some reason I've been finding more and more memes featuring balatro this days

And I love it

[stark kernel]

i have so many spanish balatro memes I DONT EVEN KNOW SPANISH

[meager sage]

Balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[keen willow]

Yo si

[meager sage]

Cuando se te acaban las razones para tomar: Por balatro

[stark kernel]

LIKE THAT AND I WANT TO UNDERSTAND THEM

LIKE I KNOW 25% OF WHAT THEY SAY

[meager sage]

I remmeber i dont have long after buying balatro lmao

Like ... 3 weeks / a month

I suddenly got interested after seeing roffle and some stuff on my yt feed

[meager sage]

DE DONDE VIENE ESA ESCENA XDDD

[keen willow]

Me suena de una película

[stark kernel]

i saw some tiktoks and thought it would be fun since im good at blackjack and rougelikes

next thing you know im wathcing roffle for 8 hours straight

[keen willow]

Pero mucho

[meager sage]

I didnt know what was a rougelike before this

[keen willow]

I did the same but with balastro university

When I realised that taroth cards weren't a waste of money everything changed

[stark kernel]

hahaha

i always knew the basics but didnt know the synergies untill roffle showed me

[meager sage]

The only tarot card i havent found a usage for is the stone tower

[keen willow]

It can be a bit hard to start connecting every mechanic at the beginning

[keen willow]

Deck fixing

[stark kernel]

idol building

[keen willow]

Other than that it has very little use

[meager sage]

Idol goes with stone?

Im still confused

[keen willow]

If you stone a queen of spades

Idol won't select it since it's no longer a queen of spades (it's a stone)

[stark kernel]

if the card is stoned the idol doesnt pick it

[keen willow]

So it like a Poor's man hung man

[meager sage]

Thats weird, i thougt stone cards have a hidden/previously selected value

[stark kernel]

if a stone card is a king then you make it a glass lets say

it will be the king

[keen willow]

Stones don't really have many mechanics

[stark kernel]

but when it comes to idol the idol ignores the card

[meager sage]

Thats new knowledge

[stark kernel]

you learn something new every day

[keen willow]

Everyday you learn something about balastro

Too slow 😢

[grizzled urchin]

Today I learned that if you enhance a card that's debuffed by the pillar it gets un-debuffed

[meager sage]

Oh yeah that happens

[keen willow]

That can be really clutch in a difficult situation

[stark kernel]

that alwas helped me

[grizzled urchin]

Happened to me today lol. I was just trying to build up my fortune teller to squeeze by but i found that and thought "huh."

[stark kernel]

i soooo want to get the plush

too bad im broke and from eastern europe

[stark kernel]

maybe bs the bloodstone

are you playing flush five or something like that

[brisk steeple]

Yep

Lucky kings

[stark kernel]

yeah blood stone might be better for copying

[naive copper]

balatring

fr

[brisk steeple]

It might be jover

We shall see

[naive copper]

balatrer

[stark kernel]

idk you got nice retriggers

[daring dagger]

Reroll one balatrillion times to get a negative luchador trust

[stark kernel]

REAL

[naive copper]

balatrilion

[brisk steeple]

LUCHADOR

[stark kernel]

YEAH

[brisk steeple]

I’m saved

[wraith wharf]

Look at the interaction I just had over there

Bro doesnt know

We were talking about blank btw

[brisk steeple]

I sold my oops for the luchador

Next shop he wants to come back lol

[wraith wharf]

Hey who are you copying? Just a question

Also I hate to find uncommons

They never show up when they are supposed to

[brisk steeple]

I been copying photo

[brisk steeple]

Until this

[stark kernel]

yeah sad situation

[wraith wharf]

Maybe without the dice I am wrong, but id guess that the overall best choice is bloodstone

[brisk steeple]

I just need my oops back

[stark kernel]

photo is better now

[wraith wharf]

Again, considering no dice

[brisk steeple]

My highest score is

E14

I’m still relatively new

Only been playing for a month or 2

[stark kernel]

once you get into practice its going to be easy to scores e's in every white stake run

[brisk steeple]

Lowkey died

Because of evil bloodstone

[daring dagger]

Gold Stake:

Wait I misread

[stark kernel]

lol

[daring dagger]

Ignore what I said 💀

[daring dagger]

Bloodstone is either amazing or the most aggravating joker I have ever experienced

[brisk steeple]

I think

I have the recording on my phone

Where I got e14

I do

But there’s no audio

Cause I forgot to have my ringer on while playing

I died abit after cause my idol hit the one queen I had

That I needed to strength

That run was like 8 days ago

10 mb

[heavy wing]

swag

flush 5 idle builds are always so fun i had an e30 one the other day in class lol

[brisk steeple]

Nice

I got that at work

While it was dead

A build I wanna do that I haven’t yet cause not lucky and maybe not smart with my choices

Is baron mime

And then on ghost deck with perkeo for the cryptid copying

[meager sage]

My beloved cavendish

[haughty cedar]

taco

[raw aspen]

He looks like a character from grim fandango

[haughty cedar]

true

[meager sage]

Looks like one of those ugly drawings of ronaldo

[haughty cedar]

not ronaldo but whatever

[stable steppe]

house

[meager sage]

Also not ronaldo, but something like this

Seeing this after retrying on the black deck

Its beautifull

[haughty cedar]

finest legion quarters

[pastel fox]

I'm stressed and.. i think i have mental issues

Is like, Schizophrenic?, Autism?, probably both

I feel alone

[vernal tartan]

i tihinkl you need some gambling..

[pastel fox]

This is not about jokes anymore

It's serious

I think i have mental issues, i feel lonely and stressed

[little mist]

a real wrestler's outfit

[sharp shell]

nerf merry andy

[vagrant salmon]

alguem para multiplayer code TECFG

[livid dew]

[past inlet]

Hi, does anyone knows what to do if the game just keep crashing in the loading bar at the beginning?

[sterile totem]

lmao

[past inlet]

I literally just purchase the game and i cannot play

[sterile totem]

did you get mods?

it shouldn't have a loading bar if you downloaded mods

[past inlet]

No, i just bought it

[sterile totem]

strange

sorry, I personally can't help you there

[past inlet]

Nt

Now you said about mods, is there a mod that can help to handle the crashes?

[raven moss]

chat is this real? (number 2 is del grat)

[past inlet]

Like, i dunno, like the fallout: new vegas mods

[daring dagger]

While that sucks, talking about it in a server about a funny card game really doesn't make a whole lot of sense

[pastel fox]

Yeah.... yeah...

[fiery bane]

I was trying all match to find a good angle to screenshot. A picture of just the gear helps. We really need a Speedball joker now, even if it's not literally Mike Bailey

[deft merlin]

Maybe this video might help you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uinEZjJtIs

[noble wagon]

chat this might be the run

YOOOO

nevermind..

you gotta be serious bro

this game plays with my feelings

i can still win becuase of ancient joker and blueprint but like dude cmon

the paradolia sock and buskin combo..

i lose anyway

[inland osprey]

If only I got a negative nag

[fervent igloo]

myb for late ping but u got the seed still?

[neon mulch]

I am balatroing so hard rn+

[fervent igloo]

fire

[neon mulch]

That's my bg music while on discrete math class

[past inlet]

Thanks but i fix it already

[fervent igloo]

fellow math student I see

[past inlet]

It might help someone idk

But repairing the visual c++ (atleast in windows) soles the problem instantly

[neon mulch]

Software eng actually but I like math

[fervent igloo]

Oh so just like me lol

[neon mulch]

Epic!!!11!!

Are you into gamedev by any chance

[fervent igloo]

yesss I haven't in a while tho

finals got the best of me

[rare oyster]

balatreen el server

[neon mulch]

It's like 2 hours a week for me so pretty much the same lol

[fervent igloo]

xd real

[neon mulch]

lmk when you finish those and we begin making Balatro 2

[fervent igloo]

last one is on the 30th so im basically done

[near spindle]

Remember guys

Don't be racist

But you know what you should do?

Always skip whenever you see an Investment Tag

[frail hedge]

but its good?

[stuck hull]

first ante investment tag is a must

[frail hedge]

no you never get it then

you only get it around 8-9

thats when it hits

[stuck hull]

restarting till i get investment tag

is always

how i start my gold stakes runs

[frail hedge]

interesting strategy

[stuck hull]

i think it's the norm i'm pretty sure

[frail hedge]

i think you're the only one

[frail hedge]

must be your imagination

[stuck hull]

must be the wind ahh

[frail hedge]

wrong game

thats skyrim not balala

[turbid ermine]

Nope, sorry

[brisk steeple]

You know what I hate I hate how I can’t find a sock for my trib but I can always find photo chad

I can’t find sock generally

I can’t find my socks nor my buskins

[fervent igloo]

i will find it
i will capture it
and nobody will ever get a soul card again
(i ated them all)

[noble wagon]

i re runned the seed and if i just got the right hand which is possible brainstorm comes later

i could’ve beat plant

[stiff siren]

actual peak

[unkempt pelican]

Skill issue and average Balatro experience

[stray yew]

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me

[stuck hull]

ancient joker did not want you to continue

[stray yew]

He’s my favorite joker but oh my god he can be such a pain in the ass sometimes

[stuck hull]

hologram is the only joker that's animated like the legendary with a jimbo floating

they just wanna show you how great he is

[stray yew]

True

Worst part abt the loss tho is that I was saving up my double tags for a negative skip but Ancient Joker said nah

[modest temple]

should have been 3 fingers on that hand smh

[stiff siren]

4 for the +4 mult

[modest temple]

'OH

fair...

[stiff siren]

ug i wouldve said the same thing XD

[modest temple]

it even looks liek it too..

[abstract canyon]

Made a deck around five of a kind/flush five

[lusty garnet]

clip from last hand

[near horizon]

What should I do?

[slim ferry]

i would sell fortune teller for blueprint but idk how optimal that is

[near horizon]

Yeah

I could hope for temperance though

Well well well @slim ferry it came back

[near horizon]

So uh

That run failed

Kings or queens?

[tame cedar]

Just madness

[near horizon]

Cool

[harsh shuttle]

finally beat orange stake

[placid crystal]

a 42 mb text file??

[near horizon]

Do I ouija, looking for queens?

[uncut crow]

not sure how to make it video

[tame cedar]

Do it if you’re awesome

[near horizon]

I had a 6

Used it

[tame cedar]

Right

I thought this was the inside of a spectral pack

And got very confused

[near horizon]

Eh, next best thing

[tame cedar]

Now you must make your run very strong

With strength

[near horizon]

Yep

[uncut crow]

i think this is best hand possbile in balatro

[near horizon]

Erratic deck is going well

[uncut crow]

not sure how to make it better

[near horizon]

Another hack

Negative

[uncut crow]

i had 7 negtive tag for this

but i got bad hits

[near horizon]

Erratic decks can be so weird

[static stratus]

card sharp or acrobat?

[slim junco]

Is winning with 0 discards semi rare?

[obtuse void]

The single most useless object in all of history:

[blissful berry]

man if only i didnt have to have the eternal riff raff

could've been another legendary run

[slim junco]

at least it looks cool

still useless tho

localthunk should make egg inelligible for eternal

[devout thunder]

Observatory with like 50 negative flush 5 planets probably

[slim junco]

similar to the food jokers

[devout thunder]

Egg's effect does not interfere with eternal though

[slim junco]

it has to be sold for the ability to actually take effect

[hexed canyon]

The humble temperance

[devout thunder]

Wrong.

It just increases sell value. Nothing on the joker requires you to sell it.

Temperance and Swashbuckler both care about sell value

[slim junco]

but then making it eternal would make a third of its uses impossible

[devout thunder]

Too bad so sad

Eternal does not interfere with what the joker does

[slim junco]

eh, true

[devout thunder]

Compared to the other food jokers or even luchador or Mr bones

Which either need to be able to destroy themselves or specifically need to be sold

Now is eternal egg good? Hell nah it's not good at all lol (I've taken it on madness runs just so I had stuff tho)

But with the rules on what's the exception from eternal, egg doesn't fall into that bucket

[blissful berry]

i missed flush....

[opaque shard]

The mouth can either be the best blind or the worst blind

[blissful berry]

ecto hit hack, one turn away from cashing in invis joker

its not a bad boss blind

if i dont get very unlucky

i had like a 33 card deck

on abandoned deck

odds i miss flush entirely starting with like 3 diamonds and having a good amount of wilds in my deck is very low

[opaque shard]

You know what sucks is when your build is pair no discards based and the mouth chooses to not give you pairs for whatever reason

Like how the fuck

[half knot]

How the hell does this run work, man?

Cinema

[reef escarp]

yes

[opaque shard]

Gold stake?

[half knot]

I swear I don't know

I only know that if I let the double pair improve, I lose.

[opaque shard]

Two pair is essentially your flatmult if xmult comes mainly from glass cards

Your whole flatmult*

[half knot]

bro...

I'm new to the game btw

[opaque shard]

First game or

[half knot]

ummm I'm showing my collection now

I've played about 10 games.

[sweet trench]

hi i love balatro

[meager plank]

Is this run cooked

[sweet trench]

i eat balatr

[sweet trench]

bro is cooked

[queen escarp]

I had a dream today

Where I got rock bottom in balatro

[sweet trench]

balatro 2?

[meager plank]

And went over to balala

[queen escarp]

Now that I'm thinking about it rock bottom kinda sounds like ass in balatro

[sweet trench]

balatro 3

[wanton steeple]

Man I sure do love having a good run and losing to the mouth

[quiet junco]

Hack + Hiker on Plasma Deck is crazy

[sand bone]

Erratic deck
Orange stake
Ace of hearts build featuring Glass Jimbo

[lusty garnet]

what would make this run go naninf?

the cards are all red seal steal kings

[wintry patrol]

why is five of a kind leveled so much here lol

[lusty garnet]

was originally a photochad run that was surviving off of it, also as a back up for the psychic boss

[near horizon]

Run about to die

Wait

Huh

Never mind

It reached E

[lusty garnet]

wooo!

nice big cat

[lusty garnet]

my high card is level 78

[near horizon]

Nevermind

Four glass broke at once

[lusty garnet]

rip

[near horizon]

Runs is coockdd

Cooked*

[marble star]

uhh guys

[near horizon]

Not this shit

Anyway

Will I survive?

[marble star]

balatro calculator

[near horizon]

Alright guys

Let's ship it

Yoooo

It was enough

For that ante

[slim junco]

I think I made enough money

[near horizon]

Fun

Huh, sold the duo to get the rare spectral card to give me a rare joker, it gave me the duo

[lusty garnet]

anti 773????

[marble star]

yes

?

[near horizon]

This is where the run dies huh

[lost furnace]

time for naenif i guess

[near horizon]

Yep

I died

[edgy lava]

14k flushes

master

[lost furnace]

im flushin

[lusty garnet]

how small does your deck have to be to get the small deck achievement?

[dire seal]

You ever just

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling!

[lusty garnet]

omg totally worth it

[near horizon]

Indees

[fervent delta]

Man fuck this game

[lusty garnet]

facts i hate that

[fervent delta]

Opened a big joker pack hoping for a credit card

[lusty garnet]

didnt even take anything to sell?

[fervent delta]

For what joy :/

[edgy lava]

power of xmul

[dire seal]

Update

[blissful berry]

what am i missing here?

is there actually reason eris shouldnt be in this pack?

oh nvm there is a page 2 holy shit lol

[slim junco]

AM I TRULY PERMA MUTED ON RISK OF RAIN 2 SERVER HOW

mods muted me and they forgot to unmute i guess??

[blissful berry]

i've never seen that before because i dont ever play flush house

[restive swallow]

nobody cares if you're muted in the risk of rain 2 server

[slim junco]

well its hilarious i wont complain

[slim junco]

damn i was just sayin... why so rude...

hows everyone doin tonight

[edgy lava]

hes a first blind skupper so i agree

[slim junco]

mmmm

the focus

aight aight im hopping off jeez

[oblique bluff]

i have made it to the bone zone.

[dry briar]

thats why you always yellow deck

[restive swallow]

Nice mods

[edgy crystal]

you could literally fit the high card and pair where the page button is lol

[lusty garnet]

GG

it was my best run

[harsh shuttle]

what’s the best way to get 30 clubs or 30 diamonds in one deck

[lusty garnet]

tarot cards

tarot cards + DNA is a good one

[edgy lava]

chonky cat

[cinder hinge]

hello guys

[grave spear]

heya!

[edgy lava]

so freaking chonky

clearing a new profile is so boringg bro

[meager sage]

Then why do you do it

Btw im a month new so im unlocking everything i can

[edgy lava]

trying to do it without losing

[meager sage]

Ah its your own challenge?

[edgy lava]

#⚙・modding-general

[edgy lava]

yepp

[proper sail]

No one is helping me there :[

[edgy lava]

ig i can help u

[meager sage]

Ah aight

[edgy lava]

dm me

[reef escarp]

balatro

[obsidian sphinx]

hello general are we balatroing

[obsidian sphinx]

HOLY

[reef escarp]

we balatroing it so good

[meager sage]

Lmao

[lofty agate]

no way

[grave spear]

why was i just handed this

[lofty agate]

yo what

so lucky

[lofty agate]

that's a bad build for ante 3 round 7

[grave spear]

i got the blueprint out of a joker pack, and the ancient joker out of a "shop has a free rare joker" blind skip

[flint copper]

Are you done with the episode?

[lofty agate]

he has a flush🙏😭

[grave spear]

oh no

[blissful berry]

anyone know where blueprint goes here?

for max score at least (other than bloodstone)

[reef escarp]

nah, my friend watching it found it, he saw me streaming it, the he send it

[flint copper]

Oh ok

Because the entire episode is actually a ||BlueprintXBrainstorm yuri|| reference

[slim junco]

How do I play this game? Lowkey kinda hard

[sweet trench]

hi bros

[grave spear]

heya

[sweet trench]

hi

how are you

[reef escarp]

i dunno, i just kinda winged it

lets just say big score makes big money, and the blue card that copies makes me breakdance

[alpine cloak]

i just got invis joker ante 2 but had two shitty perishables

got to ante 3 without finding anything good to copy

got a heiroglyph to go back to ante 2 and even skipped for a rare tag

[slim junco]

I still stuggle on deck building, getting Face cards with like a red seal and duping, and getting rid of cards.

[alpine cloak]

got a perishable stuntman as the rare

i hate this game

[reef escarp]

isnt it better to not skip some rounds except if its investment tags or double money tags 🤔

if you have enough money and discipline its pretty easy to beat the game

[vestal nacelle]

INFO PACK??

[vestal nacelle]

there are insanely few times where the skip is worth it

the only build you'd consistently skip on is post-Ante 24 Baron/Mime

since you need to get to the boss blind immediately

so that isn't even for the tags 😭

[alpine cloak]

this game hates me

[shadow heart]

I feel that popcorn and icecream with debuff is like having cancer yet you know that you'll die first out of natural causes rather than cancer

[merry dirge]

it was pretty hype on a throwback/loyalty card run i did but thats about it

[vestal nacelle]

red stake?

[alpine cloak]

🔥

[alpine cloak]

gold stake

[vestal nacelle]

ah, explains the $7 then

[alpine cloak]

shh

[vestal nacelle]

I was like "did you go through all of your hands???" before realizing that red stake removes small blind money LOL

[alpine cloak]

2 discards really dont want me beating small blind in one hand

thanks blue stake

[vestal nacelle]

yeah

am excited to see what it does in 1.1 though

[meager plank]

Bro why does vibrant visuals look so bad on YouTube but so good when I use it

[vestal nacelle]

wdym

[meager plank]

Minecraft

[vestal nacelle]

oh, shader pack?

[meager plank]

Official shaders

Native in game shaders

[vestal nacelle]

ohhh

[viscid quiver]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[meager plank]

It looks very good

I didn’t take actual screenshots

Just pictures of my tv because I’m the goat

[vestal nacelle]

could be using post-processing filters to make it look worse?? idk that seems like a youtuber-y thing to do

most youtubers absolutely hate bedrock

[meager plank]

On vs off

[vestal nacelle]

goddamn that looks nice

[delicate spade]

True

[vestal nacelle]

that looks better than most java shaders I've seen wtf

[meager plank]

I was watching a YouTuber who only plays bedrock and loves bedrock

[vestal nacelle]

ah

[meager plank]

You should see the end

It’s very very dark and then there’s like supernovas in the background to light it up

[shadow heart]

New icecream tech

[vestal nacelle]

then my only other guess is that he had a crappy computer and the vibrant visuals auto-adjusted to make it run at a playable framerate?

[delicate spade]

Quick question should I take photograph or stay with oops for long term

[meager plank]

It could’ve also been updated since the video I last saw was a month old and I just tried it today

[vestal nacelle]

ik this isn't modding chat but food jokers unironically go super hard on glowing deck/sleeve combo

[frank sinew]

just saw someone refer to yellow deck as gold deck and took psychic damage

[vestal nacelle]

ah, that'd do it

[meager plank]

But I saw no news of an update which is why I’m confused

[vestal nacelle]

they aren't wrong

[frank sinew]

Yes they are man

[vestal nacelle]

I mean they're objectively incorrect, it's called yellow deck

but I can see the confusion

[frank sinew]

It hurt my brain trying to figure out if they meant stake or deck

[delicate spade]

See it makes sense but I think the green deck should be yellow then because it gives you money Interest like gold joker

[frank sinew]

it was in the slay the spire discord they have enough card jargon to remember

Like

Forgiveavle

But it hurt my brain

[meager plank]

@vestal nacelle YouTube is the first picture of my tv and the other 2 are what I saw

[frank sinew]

Going over there made me realize what people playing this game first experience when they step into our autism spaces lol

i was just going over there for help

got met with the same meta jargon and my brain started lagging

[vestal nacelle]

since the money counter is a gold color, money is usually in terms of gold, and yellow deck does give you money

so I can 100% understand the confusion

[frank sinew]

yeah it’s understandable

[vestal nacelle]

yeah, it's been updated

[frank sinew]

but my brain is like gold = gold stake

gold deck = ?????

[vestal nacelle]

the yt video was on 1.21.80 snapshot

[alpine cloak]

its gonna work

[vestal nacelle]

the current release build is 1.21.82

[delicate spade]

So should I go long term oops or photograph

[frank sinew]

i mean hearing people talk about most mods confuses me tbh

i kinda just look at them like some curiousity lol

[restive swallow]

ur balatro mods are wild that doesn't even LOOK like balatro

[meager plank]

And they broke Minecraft with this update btw 💔

[delicate spade]

I concur that it will

[vestal nacelle]

though I don't see the option surprisingly

it's just

not there

[meager plank]

Just a bit of optimizing

[meager plank]

You have to turn it on in experiments

[vestal nacelle]

ohh, it's an experiment

[frank sinew]

prob oops if you’re planning on a full lucky build

cat if you’re just using it for short term

Wait

[frank sinew]

Photo

cause trib usually means face cards

[vestal nacelle]

since the effect also affects rounds left

[meager plank]

And after that, you go into video setting and all the way at the bottom, at the toggle for regular/fancy graphics, you change it to vibrant visuals

[delicate spade]

Well it's trib, Chad, oops, cat, socks, and arrowhead

[frank sinew]

idk trib + photo seems like a good holdover for a potential idol pivot

you have a good starting point for idol yeah

[vestal nacelle]

wait wait

what's your deck

[delicate spade]

Idol never works for me it always goes to like two of spades

[frank sinew]

but depending on how many lucky you have in your deck and how many procs the cat got

[vestal nacelle]

idol's only good if you have only one suit/rank combo in your deck

since it's weighted to your deck, unlike Ancient Joker (since that'd be way too strong in earlygame checkered deck, mainly)

-# (and also it's be a 1/4 instead of a hypothetical 1/52)

[frank sinew]

you likely need to do math to figure this one out and my brain is cooked right now so good luck

[delicate spade]

Give me a moment

[frank sinew]

it’s reliant on triggers and how much mult is adding up between your jokers

use that balatro calculator

[orchid elm]

Hubieran puesto a V en lugar de Rogue para la colab con Cyberpunk.
Se que es por todo eso de "La reina del Afterlife", pero si hace falta

[vestal nacelle]

nope, keep the oops

[meager plank]

@vestal nacelle Also, you said it was better than most Java shaders, but those are mostly made to make builds look better I’ve noticed. The bedrock one is seemingly mainly for naturally generating things, doesn’t look great with builds.

[vestal nacelle]

your deck isn't nearly fixed enough

[frank sinew]

you can tell which one of those are lucky? damn

oh you’re basing it on face cards

[delicate spade]

All the kings except the king of diamond at the bottom right is lucky

[frank sinew]

yeah you’d want like half or more for face card / idol total pivot too

[vestal nacelle]

basing it on the scaling mainly

[frank sinew]

you keep the oops your cat will get fat eventually

[vestal nacelle]

(they mean half or more of your deck is the same card type)

[frank sinew]

just keep feeding it lucky churu

[delicate spade]

Well to pivot I would need arcanas and I'm not getting lucky for hanged man

[meager sage]

These two love eachother

busted

[frank sinew]

also consider chad / dusk instead of sock if you can’t make everything face within a couple antes

or look for chad along everything

[delicate spade]

Next reroll

[frank sinew]

the yaoi everyone is sleeping on tbh

[frank sinew]

goddamn are you playing seeded

or just have a lot of money

[delicate spade]

No non seeded

[frank sinew]

that’s some biblical luck

[vestal nacelle]

photo's at best a 32x if they play a red seal king
idol would be on par with trib in a perfect world

[delicate spade]

I know bro I was like give me soul and it gave me soul

[meager sage]

All trash

[vestal nacelle]

cut the chad

it's a common anyways

[meager sage]

But the lovers + brainstorm

[frank sinew]

i say give me soul and it’s gives me perishable ice cream

[delicate spade]

True

[frank sinew]

Oh you had chad

[delicate spade]

Copy trib or cat

[frank sinew]

i’m stoopid

[delicate spade]

Or oops

[vestal nacelle]

probably trib

oops isn't copyable iirc

[frank sinew]

it is not

[vestal nacelle]

yeah

since it's a passive joker

[delicate spade]

Dang never got oops and blueprint together before

[frank sinew]

you can get multiple copies to stack

[vestal nacelle]

^

[frank sinew]

tho it’s not like the greatest idea

glass will insta break and every wheel will proc

[vestal nacelle]

it's just that it isn't copyable by blueprint/brainstorm since it's a passive joker

(passive jokers can't be copied since they have no trigger effect)

[frank sinew]

meaning wheel procs 4/4 > ectos are harder to reliably get

[delicate spade]

Here's the hand that came after that

[vestal nacelle]

hence why Burglar is copyable but Drunkard isn't

[frank sinew]

in high score runs you don’t want wheels, and if you take a wheel as a funny and it hits something you needed negative the run is anywhere from mildly affected to dead

[vestal nacelle]

since Burglar counts as a trigger

[vestal nacelle]

^

usually dead

insta-loss

[delicate spade]

Just got natural negative blue joker

Then hanged nan

[frank sinew]

this is why you see streamers actively get upset when wheel procs after ante 8-10 lol

[delicate spade]

Now magician what is this luck bro

[vestal nacelle]

if you can get deja vu, copying trib would be insane

[delicate spade]

Bro my purple seal just gave me fool to copy hanged man, what is this luck it should be called what the luck

I do have red seal queen I just gave lucky to

[frank sinew]

i got an ectoplasm then cryptid back to back the other day from sixth sense

the.mn died the next ante

[delicate spade]

I'm on console I don't have mods it's sad

[frank sinew]

i play mobile

[delicate spade]

Nice

[vestal nacelle]

it'd be about x1.074e9 with 5 red seal kings and sock if you copy trib, or x1.049e6 if you copy sock

[frank sinew]

mods are fun but if i were to play with them long term id play vanilla because theres only so much you can break the game without it being boring and / or confusing

[vestal nacelle]

though if you need lucky triggers but not scoring, copy sock

[delicate spade]

Should I temperance for 25 or emperor in hopes for death or hanged man

[frank sinew]

one modded joker i saw in the reddit i really liked was one that force triggered lucky cards until they gave money or mult tho it didnt have negative effects

[vestal nacelle]

temperance for 25

econ's extremely important

[frank sinew]

it would be funny if it was like -1 dollar for every non trigger

[delicate spade]

I have 90$

[vestal nacelle]

still

[frank sinew]

alright i’m going to bed gl with the run

[vestal nacelle]

you'll prob find them in shop if you take the temp

[delicate spade]

I will I'll put the send in the discord later

True

[vestal nacelle]

gn

[delicate spade]

Only got magician from shop don't wanna go below 50

Night

I need a strength to get my red seal lucky queen to red seal lucky king

Oh God I have the plant

[restive swallow]

[delicate spade]

Ante 10 round 33 good game guys

[restive swallow]

ggwp nature wins again

[delicate spade]

Seed is I5JV1Z2R

try to see if you can get the tape to reroll it

[blissful berry]

maaaan

o7

[delicate spade]

Maybe I had it and wasn't paying attention

[vestal nacelle]

I was wondering if there's a way you win anyways but I realized your scoring is almost entirely from trib so

yeah ggs

[vestal nacelle]

were there any voucher skips?

if not then I'd assume it just dies at ante 10 to the plant

every time

[queen escarp]

holy shit

[vestal nacelle]

I always skip small and big blinds if I see pillar

[vestal nacelle]

this reminds me of this one time where Roffle had Omen Globe and Showman

opened an arcana pack and all three cards were the same spectral card

I believe it was an Ankh but I don't remember for sure

keep in mind that the chance of all three cards from an arcana pack being Omen Globe'd alone is 0.8%

[delicate spade]

I would try to go for photochad beginnings but my opinion

Playing my first ghost deck run because I've been playing full unlocked alot and forgot to do normal or a non unlocked profile

[queen escarp]

jackpot.

[vestal nacelle]

biggest thing I've learned about Balatro is to just go with the flow

[delicate spade]

I called it

[vestal nacelle]

don't try to force a specific build unless it's from a seeded run

[trail temple]

Amen

[delicate spade]

True

My runs always start out with wow I'm poor and then later I have like 500$

[queen escarp]

hmmmmm

[delicate spade]

These are two very different cars ones a card sleeve the other is red card

[opaque mica]

I'm trying to install the game on my Ayn Odin 2 Portal and Google play is saying the device is unsupported. how do I go about posting a bug report / support request for this?

[delicate spade]

Should I ankh and what should I ankh

Too late I didn't ankh

[terse pagoda]

Yeah uh i dont think ankh could have done good here

[delicate spade]

You're right

Natural polychrome green joker baby

Next run it's the run after I just got a soul

And then got another soul

It's trib again

Ahh yes polychrome Seltzer

[vestal nacelle]

found out why

you need an insanely beefy computer to run the shaders at higher settings, even an rtx 4060 won't cut it

source: I have an rtx 4060

[meager plank]

I love these stupid Instagram ais

[meager plank]

Why does my Xbox series s run it so well then

Is Minecraft just horribly optimized on pc

[vestal nacelle]

it might have special optimizations for its gpu

[vestal nacelle]

also yes

bedrock runs like shit on pc

[meager plank]

I was running vibrant visuals on ultra settings at like 50 fps instead of 60

[vestal nacelle]

huh

did you have the upscaling on

or native res?

and if so, what resolution is your tv/xbox set to?

I was only able to get about 40fps

[meager plank]

There’s only 2 options for uosacling and they’re both on

[vestal nacelle]

with a gpu bottleneck

[vestal nacelle]

nono

I meant

what's the resolution slider set to

[meager plank]

Let me check

Where is that

[vestal nacelle]

very bottom

below upscaling

though if you don't even know what that setting is, I assume it's set to automatic

which is 100% the vast majority of the time

[meager plank]

Automatic

What would changing it do

[vestal nacelle]

lower the resolution of the game's rendering

so GUI would be unaffected

[meager plank]

what is bilinear vs taau

[vestal nacelle]

bilinear makes lower resolutions look pixelated, taau makes it look blurry

[meager plank]

Why would I need to upscale

[vestal nacelle]

because otherwise your screen would be tiny

[meager plank]

I’m playing on a 720p tv

[vestal nacelle]

OHHH

that makes a whole lot more sense now

I'm on 1080p

[delicate spade]

The only thing that could make this better is a negative lucky cat by the way non seeded new run

[vestal nacelle]

lower resolution = less gpu work = more framerate

[meager plank]

My Xbox doesn’t understand anything other than 1080 so am I downscaling constantly

[vestal nacelle]

yes

[meager plank]

Is that good or bad

[vestal nacelle]

bad

since the downscaling is done once your tv gets the input

so you're getting wasted performance

[meager plank]

Oh well

[queen escarp]

banger run

[meager plank]

The tv was only $80 anyways

My whole setup was under $250

[vestal nacelle]

also you should be able to find the 720p toggle in the xbox's video settings

[vestal nacelle]

including xbox?

[delicate spade]

Bro what are you playing on

[meager plank]

Got it $175 at Best Buy

[vestal nacelle]

then you're lying

175+80=255

[meager plank]

Oh

I can’t math

Sorry

[meager plank]

TCL Roku tv and Xbox series s

[delicate spade]

Quick question guys I lost the run but I'm putting my username as the seed should I do ghost deck or magic

Nice

Onn Roku TV and ps5

[meager plank]

@vestal nacelle I turned the upscaling down and now my vibrant visuals look just as awful as the YouTube video

[delicate spade]

Then turn it a bit up I guess

Ghost or magic for the alzathov seed

[queen escarp]

god dammit

WE ARE SO WINNING

[quick moat]

IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING

[quick moat]

new update looks sick

[meager plank]

Can’t believe balatro got such an overhaul

[quick moat]

that kinda looks like obelisk 👀

[meager plank]

Notice how it’s all ruined and broken

[quick moat]

I see

[meager plank]

It’s because it has no longevity

It’s only a temporary solution to your problem

[half knot]

jimbo_spin

[meager plank]

Vibrant visuals on vs off

For some reason clouds still move when the game is paused so I can’t get the same clouds

[quick moat]

I would say turn them off

but for once they look really appealing

[dry briar]

the end looks amazing with those thingies

[quick moat]

well not for once, I just play too much hypixel

and y levels are always wack on skyblock

[meager plank]

With recommended brightness it’s way too dark

Recommended brightness at night

Ok buddy

[dry briar]

ah yes

thats just how i see in the night

brother

is bro getting banned

[meager plank]

Minecraft: Poor Eyes Edition

[dry briar]

deserved

[meager plank]

Cave at recommended brightness vs slightly higher

Recommended brightness is too dark for sure but it’s cool to have the option

[raw aspen]

I saw the latest death battle with Simon from Gurren Lagann today I didnt know anything about Gurren Lagann up until today and oh my god that show is fucking bananas

It also seems really cool I wanna watch it

[meager plank]

@quick moat end flash

[quick moat]

what was that

[meager plank]

End flash

[quick moat]

what does that mean

[meager plank]

Well

It’s a flash

That’s only in the end

[quick moat]

how does one encounter an end flash

[meager plank]

They happen like every 15 seconds

Too often imo

It’s a cool thing to happen every couple minutes

I think there should be a mood meter like in the overworld but for end flashes

Maybe movement fills the meter and standing still lowers it

And instead of a cave sound you get an end flash

[lost furnace]

[jovial marsh]

anyone want seed?

[limpid tree]

all green stakes done

now onto black

now things will get fun

[brisk zinc]

no trib i sleeb

game is giving me photochad but i only have 1 joker slot 😢

[jovial marsh]

unfortunately 😞😞

[grizzled urchin]

woker

[brisk zinc]

woke jimbo be like
gay flush

[grizzled urchin]

are you woke

[brisk zinc]

yes

[grizzled urchin]

YESSSSS!!!!!!!

i love the woke mob

[ember spear]

hello

[grizzled urchin]

hi

[brisk zinc]

sup