🎙・server-chat

[finite shadow]

oh wait

you're on ghost deck

no you cannot naneinf unfortunately

[jade fulcrum]

My high score is like e21 😭

[finite shadow]

yeah just realized

[jade fulcrum]

Why?

[finite shadow]

because plasma deck your score is ^2

[jade fulcrum]

Ohhh

Well damn

That sucks

Alr 8 guess I'll just play it out then

🥲

[meager plank]

Mine is e17

[jade fulcrum]

W

[finite shadow]

you can still go for a showman to get another copier, and you should be able to score in the e40s :D

but keep the mime

s

[meager plank]

I got a high score 2 days ago by going from 1 e15 to 8e15 and then I got a weird photochad build and i got all glass cards and it somehow got me e17

[jade fulcrum]

Alr thx for the help

I appreciate it

: )

[finite shadow]

[modest temple]

king

[glad oriole]

man i love endless

last i played i died ante 24 :(

got too greedy and kept the burglar despite having lots of cash

[rose oak]

what we call a normal chill green deck gold stake run

[glad oriole]

average pairs build

[modest temple]

how doe this even happen

[glad oriole]

luck

[rose oak]

the funniest part is that brainstorm just got here again but eternal

[glad oriole]

peak

[finite shadow]

Now wat

[glad oriole]

the same thing again

[finite shadow]

waaaaaat

[glad oriole]

do u hav enough gold cards to keep rerolling

[finite shadow]

?

[glad oriole]

what else would undo

[glad oriole]

serpent

[finite shadow]

why would I reroll off serpent

its ante 26

[glad oriole]

i mean for the uture

[finite shadow]

there is no future

[glad oriole]

why

[finite shadow]

big numba

[glad oriole]

yikes

o7

[finite shadow]

why yikes

[glad oriole]

i dunno

im not indertanding ur sotuation

whats ur highest score

[finite shadow]

uhhhmmmm

[warm crater]

hi

[finite shadow]

hi

[glad oriole]

hi

[rose oak]

that was a good end to a gold stake lol

[finite shadow]

Ok wait now wat

[fervent delta]

Figured out Mime + steel strat and have gotten 2 new highscores since yesterday

I didn’t even have baron for the 189mil score

[finite shadow]

Pogurt

[reef escarp]

balatro

[knotty sparrow]

balatro

[rare shoal]

How can you have more spaces than you can use for wild cards and space cards?

[turbid ermine]

Is this a good seed?

[rigid cape]

Balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro

[sharp hollow]

i'd say very much yeah

[eager spire]

what did you get?!?

[turbid ermine]

Caino and Chicot

[sharp hollow]

cool

[slim junco]

cuz im always on

im always on my grind

why i have the green thingie if ive been here for half a month lol

[tame scroll]

It is very clear that I suck a balatro

[slim junco]

bud

dont give up

again

i was stuck on black stake for days

and then when i beated it

i beated blue and purple afterwards

on a single evening

you can do it!!

[tame scroll]

I've only beaten it once on red deck 😅

[slim junco]

the game?

how many hours you got

[tame scroll]

A lot

[slim junco]

how many is a lot

[tame scroll]

Let me look

[covert ether]

remember to smile

[slim junco]

nah im breaking the screen if i re roll and get that shi

[covert ether]

almost done with the magic deck

that’ll be three decks with gold stake completed

[tame scroll]

I've only ever played on my phone but I got it shortly after the second Markiplier video came out

[slim junco]

you can check it on settings and app use

but

ehhh i honestly just watch youtube to have stuff playing on background while i play

dont really keep up with ytbers anymore

but if youve been playing it consistently and just have beat balatro on white stake with red deck somethings rly wrong lol

i got few wins tbh

like 20

[errant fable]

opinions

[tame scroll]

I have on win on white stake with the red deck and that's because I got pissed with black deck and raged play red deck

[tulip wraith]

Darn...

Never playing flush ever again 💔💔💔

[slim junco]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING BLACK DECK OMG

dont

its torture

[tame scroll]

Because its funny?

[slim junco]

HOW

MAN

i thought

you were going to say

"i want to unlock checkered"

[tame scroll]

Checkered?

[slim junco]

😦

im actually speechless

you got

yellow?

deck?

[tame scroll]

I like my extra joker?

Probably

[slim junco]

jesus christ

you play 1 less hand

for an extra joker?

dont you see how contradictory that is

1 less hand means less money

[tame scroll]

No

[slim junco]

less money means no jokers

[tame scroll]

It's funny

[slim junco]

😭

[tame scroll]

I have yellow deck

[slim junco]

HOWS IT FUNNY I GOT C WORD FROM THAT

[slim junco]

yellow is gud if you wanna give it a try

because you get 2$ for interest because yes

you can get a good joker really easy first shop thx to that

[tame scroll]

I also really like my two pair

[tame scroll]

?

I think I killed him

[shadow canyon]

I lost this amazing run 😔 😟

[young locust]

bro

[vast raft]

One less discard would be better

[shut wharf]

absolute balatro

[tame scroll]

What does the soul do?

[vast raft]

It creates a legendary jonkler

[young locust]

bro we need a memes channel

[slim junco]

true

less hands is so nasty

[meager steeple]

[vast raft]

Somehow I beat black deck white stake first try on mobile while I was mowing through the decks

[slim junco]

as soon as i beated black deck white stake i went to checkered

and im on orange rn

Chat is this real

What the fuck is this seed

[simple moon]

What is that seed?

[slim junco]

I dont know

I'll know when i die

[patent widget]

real space joker odds leaked

[tacit flare]

lmao😭

[slim junco]

Why are there decimals in my odds

[slim junco]

what is that "No bitches?" jimbo looking joker 😭

[glad oriole]

SUS
at the end of round, create a copy of one random card held in hand, destroy all other cards.
(king of hearts prioritized)

iirc

[river vessel]

Can you see what the mult is cooking ahh left Joker

[covert ether]

FINALLY

a little (a lot) of help from canio and yorick

[river vessel]

Niiice.

[lament birch]

DOUBLE CHICOT RUNNN 🔥 😛

[glad oriole]

yr ginna get naneinf

i xan smell it

[silk hazel]

:o

[wise plaza]

Sometimes this game just makes me cry

[glad oriole]

3 foil jokers is a tragedy

only 2 can be negative from ectoplasm

:(

[wise plaza]

I would only ecto once, the second is -2 hand size and deadly

[glad oriole]

its worth if you have paintbrush and palette

but yea the second could be deadly without those vouchers

[wise plaza]

Lol my planet cards are so biased towards high card

[stuck raft]

what should i get rid of to fit supernova? Flush mainly 17 times

[glad oriole]

nanlet

[glad oriole]

nothing probably

[stuck raft]

oh alright

[glad oriole]

your photo and buskin are 4x mult before jokers, plus you have a holographic

it wont be a huge help

[wise plaza]

You would be desperately needing a blueprint or brainstorm for it to naneinf

[glad oriole]

thats the idea yea

[wise plaza]

Not really worth it imho it's high risk for limited reward

[glad oriole]

not much of a risk if you’ve got the econ

but it does depend highly on context

you can also temporarily make up for the -2 handsize with a troubadour

[willow reef]

i went to atlantic city today

they had a machine called joker poker

[glad oriole]

which seems redundant but it gives you more time to search for bp/bs

jungler can also work as slight compensation but its a little more dangerous

[wise plaza]

It's still an unnecessary risk, sure a bit better economy but don't feel like it's a game changer

[glad oriole]

it can be very necessary

without it you’d likely just die

[wise plaza]

You can do just fine with one ecto

[glad oriole]

well endless is all about getting as far as u cam

so you gotta take any opportunity to get stronger

[timber swan]

hi

[stuck raft]

i got flush lvl 3 and upgraded my hologram to 3.25x which one should i get rid of for verdant leaf im really torn

[wise plaza]

I have never needed it in endless, and I always endless

[stuck raft]

hitting 70k

[glad oriole]

you always need power in endless

unless you’re in ante 39 in which case it doesnt matter

but i guess not every run is ante 39

but how i see it

the only goal of endless is to get as strong as possible

risky or not

[wise plaza]

I go to endless for naneinf, ante 32 is my stop

[glad oriole]

now a third ecto is only good if you’re running burglar

or some other crazy strat

like bean bug

[wise plaza]

Burglar won't help you ante 32

[glad oriole]

i know

but burglar is the most consistent unseeded endless strat to my knowledge

[wise plaza]

If you bean or monocle bug then you've got room

[glad oriole]

maybe bean bug is better

manacle bug is awesome but very unlikely

[south cradle]

I've got a question, say if you have the idol joker, a king of hearts and a king of clubs that was changed into a wild card, would the idol still trigger that wild card if it was on king of hearts

[wise plaza]

Burglar is good for serpent but if your hoping for something higher then ante 32 you'll need something else

[wise plaza]

Ya the wild should still trigger, but I would look to deck fix quick for the idol

[glad oriole]

thats what wild cards do

although i’d highly recommend converting that king or just removing it because it can still select king of clubs and the you’re done

then*

[south cradle]

That was just a question that was on my mind

I was curious whether it was the actual card that it checks or if it was the criteria that it met such as "is a king, and considered a heart"

[vast raft]

Blue jonkler is my most used jonkler

[ripe jolt]

how do you check your most used joker

[vast raft]

Go into stats

You'll find it in the settings menu I believe

[ripe jolt]

oh, my most used joker is swashbuckler

[vast raft]

Bwashsuckler

-gay rabbid

[spice plinth]

just got c+

feels good

c++ grind maybe

[lapis plume]

yo @light minnow beat that.

[tame scroll]

WTF

HOW

[lapis plume]

idk this just kinda appeared

[tame scroll]

It's the first damn blind how the actual hell?

[tame scroll]

Wtf

[lapis plume]

does this server have a vc or nah

i could show u

[tame scroll]

It appears to be nah

[lapis plume]

zam

[tame scroll]

Zam lmao

[lapis plume]

fr me rq

@tame scroll

[tame scroll]

What TF does that mean

[lapis plume]

friend req

[tame scroll]

O

Ight

[past seal]

Hey gamers, got any tidbits for new players? I'm a little special so I'm stuck trying my best to get of red stake.

Figure anything is appreciated.

[quick moat]

Economy is everything

[past seal]

Also is it worth it to pick up midas early you think?

Midas has been kinda a go to when it pops up but I don't want to be mistaken on that.

[meager plank]

When was the last time you saw double riff raff

[tame scroll]

I'm still new but getting out of red deck was simple brute force for me I just played until I was out of it

[past seal]

What I'm doing rn. That and my wife is so much better at it than I am past a certain point i have her loom over my shoulder and guide me 😭

[ember patrol]

ice cream joker cake

[tame scroll]

I am the only person I know irl that plays and to incredibly lazy to watch tutorials

[tame scroll]

Type shit

[past seal]

Real. Only thing I ever bothered to watch informational is power points on jokers lmao

[tame scroll]

Lmao

I just read the jokers and guess what would work with the bullshit I'm doing

[past seal]

Me too bro 😭 the way I watched them all before I even had some extra dosh for balatro is kinda why I watched them at all.

[tame scroll]

I'm to tired to comprehend

[past seal]

Then sleep gamer. Need to be of right mind to play silly card game well.

[slim junco]

im always on im always on my grind and im in your house and now your house is mine cuz im always on im always on my grind

[past seal]

There long enough for squatting rights frfr

[umbral mirage]

i be specutlating

[covert ether]

speculative 8 ball

[umbral mirage]

just tryna get through all the stakes

[cosmic shore]

Pst

[umbral mirage]

im waiting for the bloodstone

[vast raft]

Never has 8ball worked for me

Not even once did it make a tarot

[umbral mirage]

8 ball th ebest

[cosmic shore]

wanna romance your significant other? Just tell them you are their Red Card to their Skipped packs ❤️

[umbral mirage]

lucky cat

[vast raft]

[cosmic shore]

The needle

[plain bobcat]

Hey guys

Just joined

Balatro is slowly becoming my favorite game of all time

[vast raft]

Still not beating cris tales on my list

[cosmic shore]

me too

\

I < 3 balatro

The Moon.

[terse cedar]

FINALLY

[cosmic shore]

[warm mist]

cool black deck revamp idea, all jokers in the shop are negative and cost the same as their normal counterpart, -1 hand

unless u use tags you won't get other enchants on ur jokers

[vast raft]

All you need is a good econ and you automatically win

[warm mist]

can't be that easy right

hm

[vast raft]

Got the forgis on the jeep

[warm mist]

what if it just made second joker appear with negative edition

every second joker

like

[vast raft]

Still too op

[warm mist]

really now

[vast raft]

Imagine you have 5 million jonklers

By ante 6

Negatives are special because they ignore the max joker count that's meant to keep you in check

Without a max joker count you're pretty much unstoppable

[plain bobcat]

What’s your fav negative joker

like how the design looks

Cus negative dusk looks rad

[vast raft]

I don't know how the colors for negative are picked

They're not always true inverts

[plain bobcat]

Really???

[vast raft]

Negative chad still has blue

[plain bobcat]

I mean ig bc of how negative blueprint looks

[vast raft]

That too

Yes

[unborn ivy]

where is the chat where can someone help me with modding problens?

[torpid mica]

what chat would i ask for advice on what to do in a balatro run

[silent igloo]

i just did a whole baron run searching for a mime and got to ante 10 im gonna kms

[vast raft]

#🕹・game-discussion

[sudden burrow]

😭

[calm cypress]

I'm mad

[unborn ivy]

hey i am trying to mod the game after some months and i having this problen what should i do ?

[calm cypress]

#⚙・modding-general 👍

prob will get more help there

[unborn ivy]

thanks

[jovial marsh]

yo?

[sudden burrow]

O almost got the perfect run without seeds

I*

[jovial marsh]

W

[silent igloo]

todo me hara odiarte la planta

[sudden burrow]

Bro, estuve a nada de tener la perfect run y me sale la planta

[devout radish]

will balatro get a native linux build

[sudden burrow]

Y justo salte “edición del director” porque dije, es eso o no me compro la de reactivar figuras

[silent igloo]

bro yo tuve una mime baron y de imbecil no me lo salte

[sudden burrow]

I don’t think so

[silent igloo]

y si tenia el voucher

[devout radish]

why

[sudden burrow]

Ff

[devout radish]

it can be recompiled insanely easy, i did it in minutes

[sudden burrow]

It doesn’t appear in the official web site, but u should look it for

[warm mist]

this game is cruel

I got hanging chad and brainstorm early

so I spent the entire game trying to find chad

waut wrong

photograph

yeah

in the meantime I did get a poly walkie talkie

but yeah no ut wasn't enough

[calm cypress]

the heck kinda start is this???

[warm mist]

pick your poison

[calm cypress]

it's green stake too so I dont even get eternal

stupid

[warm mist]

trying to find a specific common joker is actual hell

[vocal ether]

I had an interesting run that told the story of a broke clown that was so deep in crippling credit card debt, that he resorted to burning tarot cards for warmth in the night

[livid pilot]

Aye you got 7 bucks, and there’s something for 7 bucks right there…

I’d take it

[vocal ether]

Also whaddup, just discovered this game ~2 days ago

[livid pilot]

Interesting setup, might try it myself

Definitely want to find some form of x mult tho

I completely forgot the campfire lmao

fuck I love just waking up lmao

[vocal ether]

It was fun as it gives ya "$24" dollars to play around with and the goal/gamble of burning up ur hands to gain more tarots, but yeah it could use more xmults

[livid pilot]

As long as you scale the tarot joker enough it should be fine to beat ante 8

[vocal ether]

Don't see it getting pass ~10 ante tho

[livid pilot]

Eh, depends what hand you build for

4of is a really strong hand you can build for and get past 10 on its merits alone

[vocal ether]

This was an earlier run and at the time I was definitely unaware of the idea of managing the deck (ie intentionally destroying cards and focusing on building up 1-2 suits)

[warm mist]

first ever time I've seen vagabond be used

cool setup

[vocal ether]

Def would recommend him with the credit card joker, also cuz the narrative of him being a vagabond because of debt is funny

[half whale]

vagabond…good?

[livid pilot]

Actually, carto could go hard there over constellation

[half whale]

he met a fortune teller who gave him tarot cards to predict his future but he just kept burning them

[livid pilot]

Doubles the tarot you can sac to the fire

[half whale]

and he would look to the stars every night beside the fire hoping for his life to turn around

[novel fjord]

Guys im at work rn setting up new flat screen tvs should I put roffle on it

[livid pilot]

Yes

[novel fjord]

My manager does not like the idea :(

[nimble scarab]

chipmaxxing

[novel fjord]

Walmart is mean

[livid pilot]

Damn that sucks

do it anyway

[novel fjord]

Might just try anyway lmao would be a fire selfie

[next sail]

hanging chad would go hard with the tiny joker

or hack

actually hack would be better

who needs mult anyways?

[nimble scarab]

ive had this for 5 antes

[next sail]

ok you've made me sad

i always commit to the wee because seriously, i love my chips

[nimble scarab]

i have 5 hand size i can barely play hands lmap

[next sail]

the oh so generous hanging men:

[nimble scarab]

it appears jimbo can hear

[next sail]

he gives and takeths. and here he simply gave

lucky man

[sage escarp]

Do I have enough chips?

[next sail]

what's ur five of a kind rank

or 4+stone

[sage escarp]

I already lost lol

Just wanted to show this funny deck

[next sail]

how much multiplication did the stone deck add

very curious

[sage escarp]

There was like 750

[nimble scarab]

baby hands

[sage escarp]

I used blueprint and brainstorm to make more stones

It was a Stoney run

[next sail]

not a bad run, to someone like me at least

haven't reached naninf yet so i'm basically terrible

[sage escarp]

lol I always get lucky on the stupidest runs

[sage escarp]

Same

[next sail]

mutual feeling

[sage escarp]

I had a really good run earlier but couldn’t find red seal

[next sail]

what in all that is Holy that's cracked

[nimble scarab]

ok chipmaxxing may have reached a speedbump

[sage escarp]

I know

[next sail]

i see that it's erratic so i'm curious

[nimble scarab]

sadge

[sage escarp]

I love resetting erratic for a shit ton of kings

[half whale]

Best chips joker in the game imo

[next sail]

if only you added ur wees.......

[nimble scarab]

trur

shouldve made my wee grow more

[next sail]

relatable

[sage escarp]

Chopped run

[next sail]

how many face cards have you murdered

[sage escarp]

So many

I had a dna playing card combo

[waxen trail]

Wah

[sage escarp]

Then I was about to lose so I assembled this trinity

[nimble scarab]

so smal

[waxen trail]

Its like, average

[next sail]

true

[waxen trail]

Whats wrong with my four card hand

You dont need 8 hand size

Just 4 or 5 gets the job done

[next sail]

especially if you're baron running

[waxen trail]

...exceptions are made

[half whale]

has anyone done a paredolia + sixth sense + canio run?

[next sail]

#soyousay

[next sail]

if i ever get a damn soul card ever again i might try that

[pastel junco]

Started as an unlock run and ended up a soul card and a new high score

[waxen trail]

Woahly?

Woahly!!

[next sail]

me when all face cards are disabled on the boss blind

[waxen trail]

Guys we say woahly from now on

[next sail]

woahly

[edgy crystal]

wtf is this

its

its

beautiful

[next sail]

now i'm wondering how he made his 4 of a kinds

or was he doing five of a kinds?

[pastel junco]

The amount of runs I've lost to that blind😭

[edgy crystal]

flush house ahh jokers

[next sail]

countless amount of baron runs lost to that shit because i'm only on ante 7 and i don't have mult cards

[pastel junco]

I pulled like the perfect high card set not too long ago and it was going so well, up until that one blind

[next sail]

fixing up a 3 of a kind deck even though people say it isn't viable

it wasn't viable

[wise plaza]

round 1 shop

and then a spectral to either ankh or ecto

[next sail]

neither

skip

[wise plaza]

lol

I'll go ecto it's harder to find

[next sail]

i only take ecto if i get extra hand size vouchers

or if painted deck

[wise plaza]

seriously wtf

[next sail]

gawd damn

[wise plaza]

ante 2, what am I even doing here

I'll get baron later

[next sail]

he doesn't know

[wise plaza]

lol then deck fixing handed to me

[hazy arrow]

i think it'd be neat if you could sort your hand by rank in ascending order

i.e. 2s on the left

[rigid echo]

For some reason it feels wrong to have Aces on the far left at times

[neon mulch]

Call me crazy but I think this run build was focused on pair but Idk

[wise plaza]

and it's back

[half whale]

stole this seed from roffle

[river crystal]

crazy judgement

[grand mural]

roffle alt confirmed

[glossy pewter]

[silk adder]

actual tragedy, i played 2 pair

and empress is the card on my fool, so no help there

[fringe fossil]

is good?

[timid cedar]

needs some decent deckfixing before it's consistently solid

[mystic bloom]

Especially on the first few rounds since at max you’re only gonna get a x3 mult with all 4 jacks, which is alright but it’s a bit luck dependant if you don’t have more reliable jokers

[zinc shore]

Guys

[zinc shore]

I think i got brainstorm

Guys

Yippe

[turbid ermine]

Nice

[fathom pelican]

The mobile version is easier than the console one?

I havent won on console in a while

But on mobile i won my first 2 games

[novel fjord]

Finally finished setting up both TVs but my managers kept watching me so no Balatro on the Walmart TVs

[slim junco]

now thats a pretty good question

are there any differences on the mechanics between devices

im curious

[fathom pelican]

Now that's a pretty good name

[zinc shore]

Balatro console is better tho

[slim junco]

thanks

[fathom pelican]

Don't mind if i

[slim junco]

oh no no

im pretty fan of skipping em

go on

[fathom pelican]

Yup, i wish we could use mods too

[fathom pelican]

I feed my .25 joker

Sometimes i skip them without looking at what i get lol

[slim junco]

thats the way to go!

blind goer? or just go blindly

haha

[fathom pelican]

Why not both

[slim junco]

sure

[mystic bloom]

I kinda wish there was inbuilt mod capabilities for balatro, but I bet that comes with plenty of problems of its own

[inner gazelle]

Moo

I’m a cow

[fathom pelican]

Hi cow

[fathom pelican]

Yeah, i only know a few games with mods on console and there's a lot of trouble if you put some mods together

[slim junco]

most of the ppl ive met in here plays it either on mobile or console

would be cool if they added the mod api on steam for the workshop

[plush cave]

hello I am looking for a girlfriend

[slim junco]

hello im single

[signal ruin]

Hi single

[limpid tree]

glowup!

making joker designs be cool

[slim junco]

sob

the bullying

[lofty agate]

ayoooo, what should I sell

wee joker is making 208 chips

[lofty agate]

cool

[dire seal]

Funny, I just won a run a bit ago with double polychrome wee with hiker

[dire seal]

Prob acrobat

[lofty agate]

yeah i think so

i dont need acrobat for now

[lofty agate]

loool

ok thankssss

[dire seal]

Nppp

[wide estuary]

hi

[dire seal]

Sup

[wide estuary]

not much, just bored

Balatro is making me suffer

[dire seal]

Ah rip
Which stake

[wide estuary]

i was about to make a perfect run

and i got that "Results Divide" Boss

and i lost

and im suffering

[dire seal]

Dam 😭

[wide estuary]

anyways, i started a new game

idk what hand to use tho

i just won 1 time and it was with the yellow one

[dire seal]

Oh you mean the deck
Id say go blue

+1 hand always helps

[timber tinsel]

I won red stake on blue deck, hopefully green stake is easier on blue than red

[dire seal]

I've beaten gold stake, but only on checkered deck

[wide estuary]

i suck at this game

[dire seal]

You'll get used to how it plays after a bit

[wanton steeple]

I swear space joker never procs

1/4 is a scam

[topaz umbra]

3 dice jokers:

[lofty agate]

i wiiinnn

plasma deck green stake

first try

[shadow heart]

Live footage of Jimbo right now

[lofty agate]

AYOOO

[lofty agate]

fr

[shadow heart]

On foenem

[lofty agate]

what should i sell

wee joker is making 784 chips

i think i have to sell hack

but idk

[uneven edge]

why do you still have the half joker

bc of poly?

planet scaling would out do that atp

[lofty agate]

chicot...

[lofty agate]

you're right but i sell hack...

im dumb

[uneven edge]

why’d you ask then

[wide estuary]

im back

Legendary Find

[lofty agate]

god

[lofty agate]

es el peak

[wide estuary]

he lasted 2 rounds

[lofty agate]

idkkkk :(

[wide estuary]

and died

🫡

[lofty agate]

i dont need mimeeee

[meager plank]

Balala card game

[wide estuary]

i give up

[brazen phoenix]

balatro balatrez

[desert crag]

head canon, egg joker is called yolker-

[lofty agate]

locura

[quiet junco]

That's Not the red card, ITS THE RAINBOW CARD

[cold kraken]

balatro is my religion

[nimble scarab]

watch me flub this

[inner gazelle]

I HATE Balatro

[subtle grove]

ha

[subtle grove]

😔

[nimble scarab]

[subtle grove]

LMFAO 😭

ain't no way

[nimble scarab]

there were barely any scoring jokers

i have massive skill issue

[subtle grove]

u supposed to reach ante 39 with that

on god

[cold kraken]

😢

[quiet junco]

SINCE WHEN CAN A JUDGEMENT MAKE A NEGATIVE JOKER

[cold kraken]

i think judgement can just give you any type of joker but i might be wrong

[nimble scarab]

IM SO BAD AT THIS GAME

[brisk zinc]

destroying face cards with this build hurts

but canio is hungry

[wise plaza]

4hrs later and blueprint in first shop, then ecto, then invisible is turned into naneinf

[brisk zinc]

drop the seed

[wise plaza]

i'll die and get it

[brisk zinc]

oh right

forgot you can't see it mid run

[wise plaza]

or I won't

[brisk zinc]

unplanned high card run because of an early burnt

[wise plaza]

got the seed from the save file HE4MD63X

[brisk zinc]

ty

damn only 9 left

[wise plaza]

Just did some math on the number of hours playing Balatro it's probably close to 750hrs across android and steam, I really need a life. I only got the game in Janurary

[brisk zinc]

i have 60 hours on steam and i got this 2 weeks ago

double bp is tempting but then i'd have nothing for score until i find sumn

fuck it it's only ante 2 we ball

[uneven edge]

ecto it

[brisk zinc]

no i ankhed it

we getting triple bp maybe

[uneven edge]

should’ve ecto’d

for the memes then yeah i get it

[brisk zinc]

"should've" as if there's a correct way to play this game

2 blueprints is better than 1 negative idc what you say

[uneven edge]

never said you had to ecto nor did I even imply that

defensive over nothing

[brisk zinc]

you literally just did tho lol

[uneven edge]

I said you should’ve

not that you HAD to

[uneven edge]

but also if we want to talk about effectiveness this is wrong

[brisk zinc]

well the thing is i don't really care about effectiveness

i prefer fun strats

[uneven edge]

and that’s why I said if it’s for the memes then I get it

which you conveniently didn’t see and got defensive for nothing lmao

[wise plaza]

can always try the seed again and do the ecto, that's the path I did, I went ecto then invisible.

[brisk zinc]

i wouldn't call that getting defensive but whatever you say

and yea this is seeded so i can do it again to see what happens if i go the other way

[wise plaza]

there are many ways to do it, I went with ecto as it's more rare then trying to get invisible or showman

[brisk zinc]

i got pretty shit luck with all other jokers so this run won't go far anyway

[wise plaza]

it's the same luck that I had with it

[quiet junco]

gotta love negative popcorn

[sharp hollow]

my name is localthunk i made the balatro
it was difficult to put the .lua together

[wise plaza]

people don't say the .lua

[sharp hollow]

yes they do

[wise plaza]

you just say LUA

[sharp hollow]

my history teacher did once

[wise plaza]

they probably should stick to history

[sharp hollow]

trur

anyways i had a crazy dream last night, in one part of the dream balatro got an update i think

[brisk zinc]

lua arrays start at 1 and that's enough to make me dislike it

[sharp hollow]

i don't know what exactly but there was like new decks

[wise plaza]

There is much to dislike about it, unfortunately it's commonly used in game dev. I prefer to stick to C++ if I'm programming.

[brisk zinc]

i prefer C

tho i might have to learn cpp too if we use arduinos in my major studies

[wise plaza]

I'm not a huge fan of C, some of the worst parts of C++ are the C-idioms. They are also often what slows things down

[brisk zinc]

iirc the arduino language is similar to c++

[brisk zinc]

it's been my most used language ever since i started programming so it's kind of a stockholm syndrome thing

i love and hate working with it

[wise plaza]

I'm at the same place with C++, I've been programmign with it for about 25yrs

[brisk zinc]

oh that's longer than i've been alive lol

still in uni

[wise plaza]

You'll end up learning many programming languages, if you take the software engineering route

[brisk zinc]

that's what i'm doing and i'll major in iot

[wise plaza]

Things are much easier these days to learn programming, the future with AI has lots of potential

[lofty agate]

Guys, im cooking well?

i won

[wise plaza]

The negative bean that everyone wants to save their last minute runs

[small hemlock]

Good morning chat

[ancient crag]

how mime joker work?

[small hemlock]

It retriggers all in hand cards' abilities

For example, steel cards trigger twice

[ancient crag]

bonus card and mult cards too?

[small hemlock]

I highly doubt it
Since you need to play them to work

If you play them, they're not in hand anymore

[lofty agate]

fr

[lofty agate]

nop, only "in hand cards"

[visual jetty]

Should I try to pivot

That hiero too.

[lofty agate]

like this

[vernal tartan]

Those are part of your scoring hand, it will retrigger any effects that are in the cards left after you have scored
So Steel, blue seal, gold cards

[lofty agate]

is hard but u can try

[lofty agate]

and red seal too

red seal in gold/steel cards

[vernal tartan]

I would certainly not if you are still doing +mult joker etc

[visual jetty]

Fair

I also wanna actually beat it

because I’m grinding deck stickers

[vernal tartan]

Red seal will retrigger but it doesnt retrigger red seal

[visual jetty]

This was a fire run tho

[vernal tartan]

A steel red seal trigger 3 times with mime

[lofty agate]

true, sorry im silly

[vernal tartan]

Too late, give me your first born

[ancient crag]

I lost 🗿

[lofty agate]

😭🙏

[lofty agate]

lol

[visual jetty]

That throwback put up numbers

[lofty agate]

5884e11 lol

[visual jetty]

it’s flexing at that point to not even configure your mime lol

Nice

[lofty agate]

throwback is a very good joker

[visual jetty]

e11 isn’t that high but it’s high

Definitely satisfying as fuck for the first time you get it

[lofty agate]

yes, bc with dna I do everything

[brisk zinc]

e is always nice

[lofty agate]

is my first e, in this run

[visual jetty]

Mm

[lofty agate]

in this run

[lofty agate]

true

[lofty agate]

true too

i only need, antimatter perkeo and observatory

[small hemlock]

How does the plasma deck balancing work?

Is your (chips + final mult)/2?

[lofty agate]

final chips + final mult ÷ 2

[small hemlock]

Ah, i figured

[lofty agate]

yes

[small hemlock]

It also increases blind size?

[lofty agate]

yes, x2

[small hemlock]

Is it to balance out how good the deck is?

[lofty agate]

and a negative burnt joker and negative space joker

[lofty agate]

yes and no

if you make so much chips is like so much mult

[timid cedar]

I feel like the 2x base scoring requirement is mainly to balance out the early game. you can typically score a few thousand points with hands that are normally weak without any planet or joker support

[worthy dagger]

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST BOUGHT BRAINSTORM

[lofty agate]

broooo wtf so lucky

is a seeded run?

[worthy dagger]

no lol

[lofty agate]

looool

good luck then

pls

another brainstorm

WHY

WHYYY

i just wanted the cat, not that shit

[viscid quiver]

good econ

don't complain

you'll need that cause ur broke

[willow kite]

Just a casual everyday balatro run

[viscid quiver]

brooo what

that's a crazy run

[willow kite]

i got lucky with triboulet and ecto right after

[viscid quiver]

that's crazy

[lofty agate]

brooo

[willow kite]

tho the random negatives is from negative tag, i want to find a run where negative tag goes crazy and gives you like, negative baron, mime or buskin and idol

[worthy dagger]

🥹

[lofty agate]

broooo how

[willow kite]

2 invis

[lofty agate]

triple soul and triple triboulet

[lofty agate]

aaa

tiene sentido

[willow kite]

probably invis, tho it still can be double soul even triple but its way rarer

[lofty agate]

hey, its a good build?

[lofty agate]

yesss, i forgot abt invis

i just need red seals but its to late

[willow kite]

yes, really good the risk taking that negative tag was really worth it for you, make sure to discard and copy the mail n rebate

[haughty plinth]

They should add a stat to how many "nopes" you got from the Wheel of Fortune 🤤

[lofty agate]

but, the blind i skiped was 1.800.000.000 its too low

[lofty agate]

naneinf

[worthy dagger]

Invisible in Ante 3 and Invisibile in Ante 9

I'll take a break for lunch now

[lofty agate]

aaa oke oke

[lofty agate]

you should

[worthy dagger]

I need Joker slots/Ecto otherwise I'll be stuck at e13

[zinc shore]

Guyw

[willow kite]

Brother this is an arcana pack not spectral pack

[zinc shore]

Guyw

Im i lucky i pulled Cavendish twice

[lofty agate]

god

[lofty agate]

ARCANA PACK

yayyy

i skip a blind

sorry delta

i think i should sell hanging chad

right guys?

[rapid ember]

It's my friend's birthday. But he's non-shallot about it. So nobody celebrate.

[orchid shore]

Why is this game so addictive

[lofty agate]

happy birthday Marty robbins friend's

[lofty agate]

idk

[rapid ember]

Bro he's so embarrassed.

[charred belfry]

happy birthday

can we get a happy birthday chain?

[lofty agate]

haappy birthday toooo youuuu

[rapid ember]

Bro he's hiding his face under his dreads.

[sly ridge]

guys is this jackpot

[lofty agate]

yes

[tight merlin]

Cuz it blends luck,strategy and escalating rewards in quick rounds

[lofty agate]

should i take ecto?

my hand size is 9 but i love my hand size

[ionic lichen]

It ain't much but I was pretty proud of hitting 2 million with one hand.

[digital kettle]

saw this on twitter https://vxtwitter.com/justixe26/status/1926478777250414611 AEW AEW!

Justixe (@justixe26)

Okada vs Speedball Mike Bailey
Continental Championship
#AEWDoN
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Balatro inspiration is so cool

[tulip wraith]

Certificate goes brrr

Natural negative btw

[tulip wraith]

Hardest shi I've ever seen

[digital kettle]

ofcourse its photochad

[willow kite]

what is even happening in that picture? is that blueprint, chad, canio, photo, brainstorm?

[tulip wraith]

I got the photo but the chad came too late

[digital kettle]

yeah farming money with lucky cards probably

[tulip wraith]

Me

[digital kettle]

3ple copy chad means you farming

[tulip wraith]

[digital kettle]

yeah looks like it

[cunning hemlock]

This fucking looks like a stake ad

[digital kettle]

atleast its not AI... or worse... ||WWE||

[tulip wraith]

NOOOO JIMBO NOOOO

[lofty agate]

lol

Here is a very good seed, it was awesome...

[random stirrup]

whats the mod that lets you scroll up and it automaticallyyy selects the best cards?

[lofty agate]

idk what i just do

endless egg peak

[gilded harness]

Silly way to win x-ray challenge:

[brave lake]

wsgg

[brisk zinc]

this run will either die immediately or go crazy

[gilded harness]

Hex'd then it would go crazier

[brisk zinc]

unfortunately no free hex on yellow deck

[pulsar stratus]

i never pick up throwback 🫣

[brisk zinc]

i usually don't but it's the first round so i don't mind if it ends up not working

i don't lose anything

[pulsar stratus]

ahaha yeah i know im just so used to not skipping i wouldn't get value out of it

[brisk zinc]

i gotta choose my skips carefully because blue stake scary

[pulsar stratus]

yeahhhh it is

good luck u got this

[brisk zinc]

ty ty :3

[odd epoch]

"choose your fate" ahh judgments

[brisk zinc]

i love balatro!

tbh i should probably just go for purple stake instead of trying blue again

[pale edge]

She local on my thunk, till i play my hand

[wise plaza]

It's the third god damn soul, I want a blueprint not a legendary

[brisk zinc]

what would jesus do

i think photograph because mark and plant would kill me with pareidolia

[wise plaza]

photo is always a good choice

[molten rivet]

yeah and its not eternal too

[brisk zinc]

yea that's why i was hesitant to get pareidolia

can't even sell if the plant comes

welp i got a non eternal one now

wait can i just put this next to an eternal and not have it die?

infinite mult hack

[eternal orchid]

hmm chat do I drop anything for blueprint

[eternal orchid]

it doesnt gain the mult unfortunately

[wise plaza]

600+ rerolls w/ showman from nearly the start and only one blueprint, but 3 soul cards

[warm mist]

john balatro hates you

[wise plaza]

I had all the vouchers needed for naneinf, just that one blueprint

[brisk zinc]

why is eternal egg even a thing

wasting my precious shop slot

[wise plaza]

thought I was going to get a repeated naneinf but only one today

[warm mist]

dude that sucks

[warm mist]

for the luls

naneinf would crash my phone I think

[wise plaza]

I doubt it will crash it, there is a memory leak where you occasionally need to go back to the menu and reopen when it gets slow

[brisk zinc]

blue stake and above is just straight up unfun

[wanton steeple]

Me when I'm on a good run with deck fixing

I even got a soul card round 2

[warm crater]

hi

[brisk zinc]

yea i'm just gonna wait for the blue stake rework before i even try purple again

literally just unenjoyable to play

[meager plank]

I’m gonna buy a fake AP from China and put Moissanite on it because of this post

[stuck hull]

man these last 5 jokers are such a pain

any c++ here who got a strat

[meager plank]

I don’t have c++ but I’ve watched a lot of c++ and I might be able to help depending on the joker

[stuck hull]

vagabond, stone joker, marble joker, glass joker and i cant remember the last one

[opaque shard]

"THE ARM"
"Light that's not-"
"THE FLINT"
"LIGHT THAT'S NOT HOW THE FUCKING BOOK WORKS"
" C R I M S O N H E A R T"

[meager plank]

I think for stone joker you’d probably want to pair it with hologram, that’s what I saw a guy on YouTube do, glass joker is actually really good you just have to get really good deck fixing, idk about it the other ones sorry

[meager plank]

May I ask why you aren’t banana anymore

[stuck hull]

oh no the problem is not winning the run
the problem is getting the jokers themselves

oh wait

[opaque shard]

I don't feel like it

[stuck hull]

most of them are uncommoin

[meager plank]

Lmao

[stuck hull]

i can play anaglyph

[meager plank]

Oh ok 👍

[meager plank]

Hahahahahahaa

[stuck hull]

stock up on double tag

and get uncommon tag

[eternal orchid]

what is that?

[stuck hull]

completionist ++
you win gold stake with every joker

[meager plank]

Too hard for me to ever do

[eternal orchid]

ah

[meager plank]

I’d stop enjoying the game if I tried that

[stuck hull]

it's very fun you should try it

[meager plank]

How did you do obelisk

[eternal orchid]

oh

[stuck hull]

makes you play jokers you never would've played otherwise

[eternal orchid]

spam highcard

[meager plank]

I do that when I can but I don’t like being forced to do things

[stuck hull]

most of the ass jokers i did by having a very good 3 joker setup and just adding 2 deadbeat non gold sticker jokers

obelisk included

that bum

[meager plank]

When you get c++ @ me because you’d be the first c++ id talk to who doesn’t like obelisk

[stuck hull]

i'm #1 obelisk hater

[meager plank]

No

Look at me

[stuck hull]

omg i just saw that

LMAO

[eternal orchid]

lol

[meager plank]

I am #1 rep watch lover

[stuck hull]

#1 hologram preacher

[eternal orchid]

ngl if obelisk didn't reset or something it would be pretty good

[stuck hull]

it would be op
it is a strong joker

but it forces you to

keep checking

[meager plank]

If obelisk scaled slower but didn’t reset it would be good

[stuck hull]

and monitoring

your hands

which is annoying af

i aint doin allat

[meager plank]

My issue is that it sucks early and it’s usually not worth late

[stuck hull]

i'll just get hologram

[stuck hull]

YES

[eternal orchid]

It basicly forces you to have all your score come from jokers that don't depend on what you play

[meager plank]

Never worth pivoting to obelisk ante 10+

[eternal orchid]

madness pivot ante 8 best option

[stuck hull]

madness is the only joker that gets better in gold stake

[eternal orchid]

specifcly right before boss

[shrewd wigeon]

my Balatro dream is to beat Gold Stake with only Stencils

[stuck hull]

since even if nothing is destroyed it still gets the scale

[icy atlas]

How destroy a figure card

[shrewd wigeon]

I haven't even won any run with only stencils though

[eternal orchid]

a what?

[stuck hull]

it's doable with enough planets and tarots

[stuck hull]

face card?

[shrewd wigeon]

yeah thats why im aiming for it

[stuck hull]

u got canio?

[icy atlas]

Yes

[eternal orchid]

Black deck would be best maybe?

[icy atlas]

Ye

[eternal orchid]

hanged nan

man*

[shrewd wigeon]

its just that the stars really need to allign for me to get 4 stencils

[eternal orchid]

trading card

[stuck hull]

there are jokers that destory card
immolate destroys 5 random
hanging man destroys 2 selected

[proper basalt]

how to get public_experimental badge for the beta version?

[shrewd wigeon]

I won't ever give up though!

[stuck hull]

would you count bp and brainstorm?

[shrewd wigeon]

prolly

[stuck hull]

that sounds fun actually

[proper basalt]

guys how do i access version 1.0.1o?

[tulip wraith]

Hey guys

Should I give it a try to obelisk?

[meager plank]

Why

[meager plank]

NO NO NO NO NO

[stuck hull]

even if it doesnt doestroy anything

it still get's the x0.5

goes well with eternal jokers

[meager plank]

Eternal?

Yeah

I see

I like using ankh with eternal jokers

[stuck hull]

i had a madness run to gold sticker it

it was a walk in the park

[meager plank]

Madness always scared me even though it’s kinda just a better throwback

So if I get a solid eternal joker and madness pops up might as well take it?

[serene sinew]

Do challenge mode seeds work the same for non-challenge mode seeds? I found one in a challenge with an early trading card / dna / perkeo

[meager plank]

Idk

[frank sinew]

yep

[serene sinew]

Sweet

[meager plank]

Three appearance

W

[frank sinew]

Hai

been busy w art

[meager plank]

This is a ring my mom gave me to give to someone later in life