🎙・server-chat

[cursive oak]

guys

im at a crossroads

do i go for observatory

or crypids

i have observatory voucher already

but i also found a cryptid super early

[rapid heron]

i have returned with more gold images

fuck that didnt work like i thought it would

[rapid heron]

ty

this one too

im restarted

[remote ember]

Hi guys

[remote ember]

cute pfp

[digital tusk]

thanks ❤️

[trail fossil]

@digital tusk join the cat server for the cat tag

It will suit ur pfp

[digital tusk]

i prefer not having a tag sorry

[trail fossil]

Oh

[remote ember]

ITS ME

IN THE IMAGE

[rapid heron]

will this work?

YIPEE

[remote ember]

Its literaly me

Its

[rapid heron]

now watch me throw it throw it back

[remote ember]

Jimbo wants that you play balatro

[paper blade]

He really wants you to play Balatro

[remote ember]

Im hitting a run rn

[rapid heron]

yoink

why isnt there a channel for balatro memes like this?

[rapid heron]

on it jimbo

[trail fossil]

#🎨・fan-art kinda works

[restive swallow]

What's happening here

[warm mist]

new beans joker when?

[slim junco]

tiny hands

[warm mist]

the aces don't see eachother anymore

[meager plank]

What the hell was this run

[meager plank]

Nah one just has covid

[warm mist]

smart aces

[warm mist]

gamer..

[meager plank]

I picked up some hikers and they did weird things in the back

[warm mist]

woahh

[meager plank]

Every once in a while bloodstone does this weird thing I like to call “being absolutely worthless”

[warm mist]

bloodstone is just ancient joker but lowkey cooler

[meager plank]

Ancient joker if it decides to skip school every once in a while

[warm mist]

fucking thought this was balatro

[meager plank]

@warm mist wtf

What did you do

I blame you for me taking a picture with my phone

I gotta sell a hiker right

[warm mist]

you should totally

[meager plank]

Watch me get chicot

LMAO

I GOT CHICOT

[brisk zinc]

i watched

[meager plank]

Do I sell chicot for gros Michel

[warm mist]

I saw I was chicot

[brisk zinc]

does chicot do anything for you

[warm mist]

that's so sad

[brisk zinc]

free $10 if not

[meager plank]

I’m using only hearts so if I got that one boss I’m cooked but I can’t keep up with scaling since it’s a meme run

I think I sell for gros michel for chance at cavendish

I sell gros michel for ancient joker

[manic mulch]

Hi

[brisk zinc]

money

[manic mulch]

Decoren abendregen

[meager plank]

The pillar killed me be disabling all of my hearts

[brisk zinc]

please let me find a vampire

[zinc shore]

Yippe guys

BEO

BRO

WHATTTTTT

YIPPEEEEEEE

[frank sigil]

Perfect

[brisk zinc]

i got no vampire and had no scoring shit so the wall killed me

at least unlocked the golden ticket

[frank sigil]

I’m working on getting $400

It’s so dam hard

[brisk zinc]

i'm missing that one too

i think you play anaglyph deck and hope for the investment tag is one strat

i hate that deck so much tho i never get useful skips

[frank sigil]

My plan is get egg early then use temper tarot thing

With magic deck

The fool

[brisk zinc]

100% collection "soon"

missing some skip tags too but those are easy to get

[brisk zinc]

oh yea the last deck will take a while too because fuck purple stake

and after that i still have to do orange

[frank sigil]

I’m still up to the bro 😭🙏

The easiest Strat I have is photograph and hanging chad with blueprint or brainstorm

[rugged hound]

batatro main theme remix progress :3 opinions?

[brisk zinc]

yes we know the photochad

average first shop on ghost deck

[frank sigil]

I love ghost deck

It’s my fav

[brisk zinc]

me too

that's the one i beat blue stake on

[frank sigil]

The free spectral cards are amazing

[frank sigil]

Same

Erosion with destroy 5 random card gain $20 is amazing

[zinc shore]

Guys

Look at this

💔

[vale fog]

average tooth

[zinc shore]

How bruh💔💔💔

[brisk zinc]

me at negative money without the tooth rn

[zinc shore]

BRUH

[brisk zinc]

credit card main

[zinc shore]

Whatttt

BRUH

💔💔💔💔

[brisk zinc]

lol

[zinc shore]

What do i sell

[fallow solar]

Are there any mods to skip the counting cutscene?

[zinc shore]

Somebody tell me what ro sell

[vale fog]

bruh recover your econ first

[zinc shore]

Econ?

Mb im new

[vale fog]

economy

ie money

[zinc shore]

Ok

[cyan summit]

do you mean scoring animations? talisman does that.

[zinc shore]

I lost i lost my best deck

😔

[frank sigil]

Wow wow

[dense jasper]

awesome deck

[frank sigil]

Fr

1k mult every hand

[vale fog]

looks inside

[frank sigil]

Ez Pz

Love invis joker

[reef escarp]

challenges are fun when i dont need to bash my head against a wall

[worldly yoke]

one time i got a negative perkeo

[zinc shore]

Wow

I really want a perkeo

[jade nova]

black deck gold stake is the most unfun experience in balatro

[zinc shore]

😭

[slim junco]

finally i got perkeo

[jade nova]

nice

[cursive snow]

Hey guys 🙂
Is there a fix/tactic to sort the cloud save out between iPhone/iPad?

[brisk zinc]

ok chat how do i win this one

i had midas mask earlier in case ur wondering about the golds

i guess 2 pair is my only good option but do i brainstorm chad or smiley

[rugged hound]

1. cry
2. accept defeat

well hm

its only 5k

[brisk zinc]

nah this has to be winnable

lemme check balatro calculator 🤓

[rugged hound]

I mean i feel like obviously the 2 pair would score the most

[brisk zinc]

yea i'm more thinking about what to brainstorm

[rugged hound]

unless you have pair or high card leveled up to oblivion

[brisk zinc]

i guess driver license gives x3 mult

[rugged hound]

x6 mult > everything else it could copy

[brisk zinc]

that was the play

[rugged hound]

So Close! try again next time 😃

[brisk zinc]

damn i found blueprint

now i need to decide what to sell

[rugged hound]

methinks smiley

actually how many steal cards do u have

[brisk zinc]

i did

[rugged hound]

ou

[brisk zinc]

wtf photograph too

i guess goodbye to mime

sad because it gave me hella money with all the gold cards

[rugged hound]

no more mime 🥀

[brisk zinc]

no matter what i do in this game i always end up playing photochad

[rugged hound]

photochad is just too good

[brisk zinc]

nevermind! plant is here!

[rugged hound]

Oh!

[brisk zinc]

let's hope the 3x from license saves me

i can copy it twice with bp brainstorm

[rugged hound]

you'll be fineee

[brisk zinc]

i was fine

get rekt plantation

i can't get it again before ante 8 right

so i basically won

time to pray for trib

chicot ☹️

[jade nova]

im literally shaking

[brisk zinc]

i think i'm finally getting the $400 joker

let's go

got to $614 with that

[jade nova]

BLACK DECK GOLD STAKE WIN

I HAVE BECOME BALATRO

i want to tattoo this lineup

[tepid sonnet]

just scored my first e11🙏

i had 2 barons (thanks showman)
constellation scaled up to ~x8
rocketship on $19
and an Ante 2 Perkeo

[brisk zinc]

huge

[slim junco]

how are you guys getting this lucky wtf

[bleak stirrup]

I hate plant with every bone in my body

[slim junco]

I almost never get a legendary joker

[brisk zinc]

a balatrillion run resets until you get a good shop

[slim junco]

I think I've gotten it once

[slim junco]

😂

[brisk zinc]

i once got 3 legendaries in 1 day

not one run ofc

i just play a lot

[vernal tartan]

I once got 1 legendary in january

[river vessel]

Blueprint + Ancient Joker is nuts. It's worth the rental prices.

And you got 2 Gigachads? 🤌🔥

[rugged notch]

Does someone have an image of a holographic wrathful joker

[somber viper]

Whered the chill chat go

[digital tusk]

#🍌・thunk-chat

[somber viper]

So it moved?

And i cant chat there now….

[shy dove]

blueprint!!! pog

[somber viper]

OH

OK

[digital tusk]

yeah, read #🍌・waiting-room

[vernal sedge]

guh guh gay gay gay gay

guhguh gaygay gaygay

[rugged notch]

I need the image to make a
Very unfunny meme

[vernal sedge]

woah have i met someone of my power level

based name.

[somber viper]

Read my bio

[vernal sedge]

aw nvm

you were so close to greatness

[somber viper]

Have you been there tho….

[vernal sedge]

no cuz im not 21

[somber viper]

Can we still be friends I make music

[vernal sedge]

so do i

ok then

but just know

you were soooo close

to greatness

[somber viper]

Im Christian

[vernal sedge]

gambling is peak entertainment

[river vessel]

Truth

[vernal sedge]

🍷

how does one conquer the black deck

i've been stuck

[tardy cloud]

Rank these:

Negative
Polychrome
Steel
Red Seal

[lethal iris]

pray to the jimbo in the sky

[eternal orchid]

ggs

i still gotta do that lol, just finished orange stake

[eternal orchid]

I had i 43 failed runs till I beat orange stake, plus 20 that I reset in ante 1

[shy dove]

polychrome on playing cards or jokers

whatever lets rank them by letter descending order

negative polychrome red seal steel

[dusky oasis]

You dont

[willow kite]

Negative playing card my beloved 🔥

[edgy heath]

stuntman baseball card and a fuck ton of negatives

[median steeple]

Ok who emptied my piss drawer

[wise plaza]

😦 I just played the ox, what about no repeat boss types? I dont have retcon just single reroll and it's too risky

[dry briar]

you can reroll once every blind i think

[jade nova]

invisible joker

thanks to a gold seal i was able to farm for money

[wise plaza]

got my economy recovery kit ready

[wise plaza]

ya but that reroll could be into something much much worse like no repeat hand types, play 5 cards, etc

[harsh path]

do i risk losing / ruining my profile if i download cryptid

[left veldt]

i dont see why you would

[edgy heath]

dont do it cryptid is gonna corrupt all your games

youre gonna start seeing the jolly joker sprite while playing minecraft

[green acorn]

Guys what should I do 😭💔

I'm newbie

[river vessel]

⚰️

[meager plank]

C++ without C when

[tardy cloud]

Joker Idea: Brainprint

Copy the leftmost joker's effect and replace all owned jokers with that effect.

[meager plank]

Paradox

[bleak river]

Maybe make brain print itself an exception to this to prevent a paradox?

[static stratus]

a little bit of temperance in my life
a little bit of hermit by my side
a little bit of fool is all I need

[meager plank]

So basically if you ever get a legendary you would just spam reroll until you got that joker so that you can have 4 yoricks

[meager plank]

I prefer hanged man

I love removing 7s 😍😍

[toxic horizon]

so ive been working on plasma deck but have been just relying on chips and thought this doesn't seem like the most optimal way to do it, is there a better way to do plasma deck?

[meager plank]

X mult because it’s x mult

[jaunty berry]

Anyone know where to submit bugs? Had the spectral pack cards disappear on me last night

[meager plank]

Chips are good for low stakes

[eternal orchid]

would be an interesting spectral card
maybe turn all jokers into a enternal copy of selected joker

[meager plank]

#1200105253559873707

[eternal orchid]

that or rental

[meager plank]

Random joker

[eternal orchid]

hmmm

[static stratus]

a little bit of hanged man's what i see
a little bit of justice in the sun
a little bit of magician all night long

[eternal orchid]

if its random then it should probably keep negative then

[meager plank]

Choosing to have 5 yoricks is too strong

[eternal orchid]

good point

[bleak river]

Yea, selected joker sounds too cryptidey

[eternal orchid]

Convert all jokers into an eternal copy of random joker.
Does not remove negative from copy

[wintry patrol]

this is known

[bleak river]

Wouldn't this also make ankh irrelevant?

[meager plank]

And it only works with your total amount of jokers so that you have an equal chance to completely throw the run as you do to make it better

[meager plank]

Yes but who needs a card with a silent letter anyway

[eternal orchid]

thats why the jokers would be enternal

[wintry patrol]

it happens if you quit out while opening a skip pack from a double tag iirc

[bleak river]

How dare you insult my man ankh

[eternal orchid]

and the more profit you make, the riskier it is

[wintry patrol]

or something like that

[eternal orchid]

you'll still open it

when you rejoin

[meager plank]

I think it doesn’t replace ankh because you can always choose what joker gets copied by ankh but this is random, so it’s either significantly stronger or significant weaker than ankh

[eternal orchid]

^^^
the more copies you get from this card, the riskier it is to use

[wintry patrol]

i think it’s almost always significantly weaker

[wise plaza]

this is just a tease in ante 25 when I don't have retcon

[meager plank]

500 cigarettes

[bleak river]

You can delete jokers so it copies what u want, just like ankh no?

[wintry patrol]

most of the time you need multiple different jokers

[eternal orchid]

heres all the save points i've found
after scoring a hand (not playing)
after discarding a hand
once a pack is opened
once a bind is skipped
once a bind is defeated
once the shop is entered
once the shop is rerolled

ng the card would be realy funny with a negative stencil

[wintry patrol]

I was talking about the bug where you get softlocked in a pack

[meager plank]

Yeah but it replaces jokers, doesn’t make copies of it, so you can choose a bunch of jokers that could be copied but not 1 in specific

[eternal orchid]

oh

idk then

[eternal orchid]

yes, but then you get less copies

lets say I have like 10 random negative jokers

I could risk it and get 10 copies of blueprint

or I could a delete a few of those negatives

[meager plank]

And lose

[wintry patrol]

the chance of it being good is just incredibly low

[eternal orchid]

and get less blueprints, but i'm more likely to get blueprint instead of one of the junk negatives

[meager plank]

Make it in cryptid and call it a day

[wintry patrol]

like if i have +mult and xmult and +chips jokers i don’t want to have that happen

and that’s the most common scenario

[eternal orchid]

its basicly a hail mary card

[wintry patrol]

or scoring and retriggering jokers

[eternal orchid]

are you going to die? might as well say screw it and see if it saves your run

[wintry patrol]

or econ jokers

it’s almost always the worst consumable in the game

[meager plank]

When I’m about to die I usually try to discard my entire deck

[bleak river]

10 satellites

[meager plank]

12 oops

[bleak river]

(Negative)

[eternal orchid]

Me making 4 copies of my foil astronomer 🤑

[meager plank]

Me making 15 negative splashes 🥶🥶🥶

[bleak river]

That ain't no splash that a tsunami 🥶🥶🥶

[eternal orchid]

actually ngl it would be funny to land on dice card with a lucky deck

100% chance of 20mut and +20$

[wintry patrol]

and then lose because you lost your xmult

[eternal orchid]

you'ld really ony want to use this while in a shop

[bleak river]

Look out for egg

[eternal orchid]

so you can then get new cards

like say you found a lucky cat in shop

[wise plaza]

no retcon in ante 26 😦 no naneinf in this run

[eternal orchid]

then you get the card to dup your dice

then you buy lucky cat

profit

[bleak river]

Wait so I could do perkacola, then get like 100 negatives, so I have a chance at turning everything into bluprints then die

[eternal orchid]

yes

unless that bueprint is negative

then you could buy an idol or somethign and have x2^100 mult

[bleak river]

Nah

Then I find perkeo in shop

And I use observatory

To get naneinf

🔥

[eternal orchid]

lmao

+100 plutos a shop

idol would basicly do that probably

i forgor whats the limit for naninf

[bleak river]

101 actually

[bleak river]

E308 I think

[wintry patrol]

the issue with its design is you’re not just gambling for something good, you’re gambling for something that might be good where the risk is instantly losing the run

where the chance of instantly losing the run is very high

[eternal orchid]

1.0474849945267653984042207029848e+152

k 101 copies of idol on a flush 5 with no retrigger does not work

[bleak river]

No that's plasma deck no?

[eternal orchid]

no thats the mult from idol

[bleak river]

Why the long numbers🥀

[eternal orchid]

my calculator doesn't know how to round or something

[bleak river]

How'd u even get this

What

[eternal orchid]

get what

[bleak river]

That number

[slim junco]

are there any giveaways in dont have enough money rn to buy it lol

[eternal orchid]

ido gives x2 mult per trigger on a specific card

with 100 blueprints thats 101 triggers

so 2^101

[bleak river]

Buy what

[shadow canyon]

I really need that joker that retriggers the numbers or I'm cooked 🍳

[eternal orchid]

then you have 5 cards

so 2^101^5

[slim junco]

the game

[eternal orchid]

hmm

[opaque shard]

Piracy, my friend

[bleak river]

Some guys probably willing to get it for u

[opaque shard]

I don't think LocalThunk minds

[slim junco]

who lol

[shadow canyon]

Exactly

[slim junco]

someone gift me balatro fr

[eternal orchid]

if you get a single retrigger all cards its almost naninf lmao (not counting not doubling it at all)

[bleak river]

Idk ur neighbour John might

[slim junco]

if none of my neighrbours are named john 💔

[bleak river]

Perhaps you should ask Jeff, who lives somewhere in your province?

Worth a shot

[slim junco]

maybe

[opaque shard]

Ask Manfred

[eternal orchid]

alright back to tf2

[slender bane]

i love playing Balatro randomly on random vc’s

[river vessel]

Sounds like fun tbh.

[slender bane]

you just go

mute your mic

and share screen balatro

[river vessel]

Not even kidding I was thinking of doing that today somewhere else.

The gameplay is fun to watch.

[vale fog]

this is me with multiple games but nobody gives a shit

[bleak river]

I'll watch

[slender bane]

its fine cuz like

[chilly gulch]

Hello chat

[slender bane]

its when you have subway surfers with a duet tiktok

[vale fog]

what if it's tetris the grand master 2 the absolute plus

exactly

[bleak river]

Sure

[vale fog]

👀

too bad there ain't vcs in this server (and I'm away from home)

[bleak river]

🥀

[brisk zinc]

who up playing jokerpoker balala

[bleak river]

Me, wanna 1v1 on fort

[brisk zinc]

im watching house md

[remote ember]

Guys

[vernal sedge]

I am once again

[remote ember]

Try this seed

[vernal sedge]

Try my seed

[remote ember]

Jimbo wants you to play seed: YSN9P8YL in black stake and reccomends using spirit deck

[edgy heath]

spirit deck?

[wintry cove]

🔪

[slim junco]

gift me balatro 💔

[wintry cove]

Give me balatro then I can gift it

[remote ember]

btw this is bannable(dm me)

[remote ember]

The one with soul an shit

Im new i don remember names

Also

[edgy heath]

what soul dawg

[edgy heath]

me too pls

[remote ember]

The one who gives u legendary jokers

[vale fog]

ghost deck
spectral cards appear in the shop
start with a hex

[remote ember]

yes

[edgy heath]

wait but theres no deck that does that

OH GJOST FECK

OHHHH

oh bet

[remote ember]

Check #1156061354076155944 just check it

So u get details

[slim junco]

💔

[slim junco]

and if im poor 💔

[magic swan]

if it's trib, I'm doing a backflip

[wintry cove]

Fill out a jb applction and work in a jb

[magic swan]

im killing everyone

[remote ember]

work, employment, bills, job, this but not ts, walk, life, grass, tax, toothbrush, Soap, employ, employed, brush, Fresh, hygienic, hired, labor, wage, Clean, Shampoo, bathe, wipe, cleansed, sponge, Deodorant, Contract, exercise, Healthy, Hire, Hiring, Career, Chores, Organized, Old spice, toothpaste, dishes, vegetables, fresh air, working, dove

[slim junco]

thanks for the censorship ❤️

[slim junco]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wintry cove]

You can get banned for not censoring allat😔

[remote ember]

How can u get that deck is one of the two i dont have

[dry briar]

get like

green

or orange

i guess

stake

[remote ember]

Its orange i think

Im trying to beat black stake

[dry briar]

i dont remember really

[dry briar]

:pro:

[remote ember]

Also hi rocket goat

[dry briar]

hello throwback

[edgy heath]

you beat black stake

[edgy heath]

no its black

[remote ember]

LOLLL

[dry briar]

bread knows

[remote ember]

ITS EXACTLY THE ONE IM DOING

[edgy heath]

I KNOWWWWW

[remote ember]

WAIT

[edgy heath]

im the all knowing bread

[vale fog]

type * as \* so you don't make it become **formatting**

[dry briar]

:pro:

[dry briar]

:sopro:

[edgy heath]

super pro

[dry briar]

:sopeo:

chicot the goar

[remote ember]

Guys

[dry briar]

everyone hatea him but he has carried me in many runs

[vernal sedge]

How about we Balatgo get a fucking job chat

[edgy heath]

SAME

[remote ember]

Me with brainstorm and blueprint

[edgy heath]

put a trigger warning next time bro

[vale fog]

chicot is the consistency goat

[static stratus]

balatro is how I cope with employment

[vale fog]

after you get him the only thing remaining to do is to scale your build to spit out 400k (100k if you're doing multiple hands)

[remote ember]

Im 13 cuh💔💔💔

[vale fog]

indulge in labour by helping your mother sweep the floor

[edgy heath]

im worse im THREE

[vernal sedge]

the mines

[remote ember]

No like fr

[edgy heath]

what about me

[edgy heath]

15 lmao

[remote ember]

As a child i yearned for the min-

[vale fog]

stop pooping your pants maybe idk

[edgy heath]

as a child i YEARNED for the mines

[vernal sedge]

YOU'RE 15?!?!?!

[edgy heath]

LMFAO I WAS BOUTTA SAY THAT

[vale fog]

minimum wage

[edgy heath]

25*

[static stratus]

im 18 (unc)

[edgy heath]

too much work

[dry briar]

35%

[vale fog]

resisting my urge to say unc- shit

[edgy heath]

hey unc how ya doing

[vernal sedge]

unc

unc

unc

[remote ember]

I have divorced parents thats why i play balatro

[edgy heath]

how were the dinosaurs unc

[vale fog]

oh I am sorry

[edgy heath]

is that a problem🥺

[remote ember]

No

[edgy heath]

divorse leads children to the worst places

in this case it led to the best place

[remote ember]

But you can get a j*b

[edgy heath]

thanks for censoring it

[edgy heath]

yay

[vernal sedge]

uhm yes? guys guys what happens to 18 year olds on discord when they talk to a 15 year old

Heyull no

[edgy heath]

YOURE 18???

groomer alert groomer alert

[dry briar]

i dont but i play it anyway

[remote ember]

Guess i got a chicot and disabled bad effects

[vernal sedge]

Why are there so many children

[dry briar]

real

bro got the soul

[dry briar]

this isnt gd playerbase

[static stratus]

violet vessel more like sippy cup

[dry briar]

this is nowhere near close to gs

gd

[remote ember]

More than skyscraper instead of big wall

[vernal sedge]

whats gd? im not online alot

[dry briar]

geometry dash

[tacit surge]

what would make the Most Sense copying? yorick's at 17x

[vernal sedge]

oh gdash

[static stratus]

I thought all balatro players were middle aged men with phds

[remote ember]

Geometry da-

[slender bane]

update

[remote ember]

Enters finger dash

[slender bane]

i beat a run in a vc

[remote ember]

MANDOM

[vernal sedge]

well yeah cuz gdash is a kids game

[dry briar]

wtf is a gdash

[tacit surge]

😔

[remote ember]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JOJO FANS HERE

[royal wharf]

Can i say something about balatro?

okay...

[dry briar]

are you playing balatro

[edgy heath]

geometry dash its a game bru

[brisk zinc]

everyone shits on chicot until they face the plant or needle

[vernal sedge]

guys are we joking, what grown ass man in his tax paying age is playing a game called GEOMETRY dash

[static stratus]

or water

or flint

[brisk zinc]

that too

[remote ember]

GUYS I SWEAR THAT THIS IS THE PERFECT SERVER FOR ME

[vernal sedge]

gdash had its era during the water bottle flip era 😭 its joever

[edgy heath]

hey ma'am that shits fun alright

[remote ember]

I LOVE YALL GUYS

[edgy heath]

THATS CRAZY

[vernal sedge]

ew

[royal wharf]

right now no

[brisk zinc]

one of the most popular platformer games in the history of video games be for real pls

[royal wharf]

I was playing balatro until 5 in the morning

[dry briar]

kid games are those games that are worth nothing,anything else its just not a kid game

[slender bane]

i like the character and ability designs

[vernal sedge]

Quit talking like u in hs dxd ts aint sunshine and rainbows

[static stratus]

hook can also be devastating

[dry briar]

please stop with that mindset

[remote ember]

no in like the sense that yall are so chill

[dry briar]

it will ruin your taste in everything

[vernal sedge]

im... joking... i play gdash...

[dry briar]

it happened with minecraft

it happened with many games

[vernal sedge]

yo rocket porfa plis

[dry briar]

wtf is a gdash

[remote ember]

My old acc since i got banned from discord becoz of my haters was called true mans world and had a ringo Roadagain pfp

[vernal sedge]

I hope yall get therapy

[brisk zinc]

says you

[slender bane]

well im not him

[vernal sedge]

lets use our context clues here ok?

i have been ranting about a game called geometry dash

when i abbreviate something to gdash

lets make a transfer now

[dry briar]

bro really said i play gd and calls it gdash 😭

[remote ember]

So you are not my hater?

[slender bane]

gdash sounds like a payment app

[vernal sedge]

yeah cuz im not online on gdash i play on my phone

[dry briar]

wtf is a gdash brotha 😭

its just gd

[edgy heath]

real lmao

[vernal sedge]

its not a flex to be in the community sphere of a mobile game

😭

[magic swan]

LISTEN

[remote ember]

Bro

[edgy heath]

download gdash for a better payment experience today!!!

[errant ledge]

it's pretty largely a PC game too

[vernal sedge]

PREDOMINANTLY* mobile game cuz i already know

[magic swan]

LISTEN

[edgy heath]

nah

[dry briar]

i got gdash for my mouse

[remote ember]

U got the

[magic swan]

Chicot is goated yes

[remote ember]

Combo

[vernal sedge]

exactly

[dry briar]

higger dpi

[vernal sedge]

gdash

[edgy heath]

YES IT IS

[magic swan]

but for only 2 occasions

[dry briar]

gforce

[magic swan]

TWO FUCKING OCCASIONS

[royal wharf]

I dreamed about Balatro, is that normal?

[dry briar]

yes

[errant ledge]

i was working on a clubstep encore level but i suck too much to beat a level harder than clubstep LOL

[royal wharf]

I was literally playing balatro

[dry briar]

dream more

[brisk zinc]

and those two are the two things that can literally kill your entire run single handedly

[remote ember]

Guys this is my special place i swear

[vernal sedge]

uhhh

[brisk zinc]

it's better than perkeo in 99% of cases

[dry briar]

deadly clubstep very fun level

[magic swan]

this is why you dont rely on face cards

[dry briar]

it took me like 8K atta

[vernal sedge]

i think uhhh we got that the first time

[royal wharf]

Never touch grass again, this is your home.

[remote ember]

Not so yattaaa after all

[brisk zinc]

i don't mean just plant

[vernal sedge]

ew

[brisk zinc]

water flint and whatnot

or even stuff like the window if you're on a flush run built around diamonds

[remote ember]

I got convinced

[brisk zinc]

it's better than perkeo in most cases

[static stratus]

chicot has been great on every occasion I've used it

ngl

[vernal sedge]

my sticker

[dry briar]

jojo gone

[remote ember]

WAS THAT GIORNO GIOVANNA

[vernal sedge]

nah it was fuckin deku from dbz the hokage of one piece

[remote ember]

Wha

[vernal sedge]

sigh

[dry briar]

fortnite collab

[remote ember]

Guys

[brisk zinc]

bro said sigh

[dry briar]

cuz jump force is dead

[vernal sedge]

jump force hear me out i actually really enjoyed that game

i didnt play story mode all i played was ranked

[remote ember]

Do you know the backstory of triboulet

[vernal sedge]

and i thoroughly enjoyed myself

[remote ember]

???

[remote ember]

ik

[edgy heath]

i do sir

[remote ember]

Peak

[edgy heath]

this dude spanked a king btw

and fucking got away with it

[brisk zinc]

since someone mentioned jojo; part 4 is the best one idc what anyone says

[dry briar]

thats why you thought it was fun

[royal wharf]

I name you Sir Knight Balatro. ⚔️

[remote ember]

Thinking it was the queen

[dry briar]

but king crimson :pleadcake:

[edgy heath]

sir balatro the balatrord

[remote ember]

And said it

[royal wharf]

You are the chosen one to protect our chip kingdom.

[vernal sedge]

are ppl really gonna shit one a game and make video essays off the story mode 💀 seems a lil nitpicky

[edgy heath]

and then outlived the king because he was allowed to pick his form of death

[dry briar]

try the story mode

[brisk zinc]

i didn't say part 5 isn't good i actually liked that a lot

[remote ember]

Sir Balatro The bala-lord

[brisk zinc]

well i liked all of them tbf

[royal wharf]

SIR BALATRO THE BALATRORD!

[edgy heath]

this is peak

[vernal sedge]

Jump Force was gonna have fuckin Diabolo

[dry briar]

shikanoko the goat

[remote ember]

And got a perm ban from the kingdom🔥🔥🔥

[vernal sedge]

Jump Force was gonna have MARIK FROM YUGIOH

like BRUH

[remote ember]

fr

[edgy heath]

yea lmfao bro was literally legendary

[brisk zinc]

i've never seen a single episode of that anime lmao i just like this picture

[edgy heath]

yall know about perkeo tho?

[royal wharf]

"You will never be able to defeat me Jumbo because I am... The Balatro."

Anyways

[dry briar]

but play the story mode

[edgy heath]

ALL HAIL HIM

[remote ember]

4 wad better and 7 was perfection

[dry briar]

just experience the shit it is

[brisk zinc]

7 isn't even animated yet

[royal wharf]

🧎‍♂️

[dry briar]

🔥

great

[remote ember]

Still

[remote ember]

Just got announced🔥🔥🔥

[vernal sedge]

i mean, to be completely fair

COMPLETELY fair

[brisk zinc]

i heard and i can't wait

[dry briar]

it was?

when

[remote ember]

Yup

[dry briar]

o:

[remote ember]

JOJOday

[vernal sedge]

some of the games that are popular have shit story but amazing multiplayer

[brisk zinc]

i haven't watched any anime in literally over 5 years but i'll be watching pt7 the day it drops

[vernal sedge]

i just feel jump force was band wagon hated

[dry briar]

no one of those goes well with jump force

it started as don

which was like a party game eith fighting

like smahs brothers

but healthbars

[remote ember]

Also they announced jojo perfume and mobile game

[vernal sedge]

yeah and is there a problem?

where are you going with this

[dry briar]

the last game is like playing any generic figthing game

😭

[vernal sedge]

ok?

[dry briar]

its so generic

[brisk zinc]

jojo perfume probably smells like animecon sweat

[remote ember]

😡 its smash brothers and my fav game

[dry briar]

its like a fighting game with many anime characters

the story is shit

[vernal sedge]

what game can you have dio, yugi, and goku go against loofy, all might, and SETO KAIBA

[dry briar]

thwy shoe you characters that arent even playable

you see kira

[remote ember]

And giorno

[dry briar]

but hes not playable

[errant ledge]

weirdly styled perfumes confuse me so much. what the hell is "cargo llama"
can i just smell like wood smoke

[vernal sedge]

how tf are you gonna play as kira.

please

rocket

explain

how tf

would u play

[dry briar]

bro

[vernal sedge]

as kira

what would he play liek

[dry briar]

smash team made captain falco a playable character

a guy that only drives

[harsh path]

what do i do if i decide to not play cryptid anymore and want to play vanilla?

[dry briar]

how couldnt they make a moveset for kira

[vernal sedge]

Are we jelqing it?

[vernal sedge]

WHAT WOULD HIS MOVES

BE

[dry briar]

how would i know

i didnt even get to finish watching that

[errant ledge]

why are u so pressed over this

[dry briar]

i sleep mid anime

[vernal sedge]

rocket

the most he did

was

write

in a book

and yell

[slender bane]

his m1 makes the opponent die

[remote ember]

Kira? Kira Yoshikague?

[dry briar]

bro writes falling meteorites as special moves

[slender bane]

he never did that move 💔

[dry briar]

😭

[vernal sedge]

I stand defending jump force. Smash's story mode is repetitive and shit but nobody cares cuz its the gameplay that matters no?

[dry briar]

they could ahve cooked so much

[dry briar]

story mode was fun in smash before ultimate

[vernal sedge]

if only the entire anime community didnt spam death threats to the devs to make a rushed game

get a load of this guy

[dry briar]

i played smash for the story mode and challenges

[dreamy juniper]

I play them both, cryptid usually for having fun and no focusing on the run either build, I wouldn't even be mad if I lost at last blind in ante 8, but on vanilla I play with extra care, focus, and managing my build from the start

[vernal sedge]

you're weird.

[dry briar]

ofc thats my fault

i singlehandedly made them rush the game

[vernal sedge]

who

said you?

ok u gotta be trolling atp

i fell for the rage bait

[dry briar]

idk you are bringing that

[remote ember]

Part 4 is goated chase is the best opening and ultra underrated i only speak facts

• Sir Balatro The Bala-lord

[dry briar]

for no reason

[vernal sedge]

yeah

the game was rushed

because

it had to be

but its still fun?

[dry briar]

its half fun

half bad

[vernal sedge]

skill issue

[dry briar]

wtf

[dreamy juniper]

Has anyone got the cryptid mod on an android? Is it stable?

[dry briar]

is the game flawless for you

do you worship the game that much

[vernal sedge]

In my opinion the combat yes

[dry briar]

i mean the combat is fun

dont get me wrong

[vernal sedge]

That's all im arguing for... i made it crystal clear i dont gaf abt the story mode

the game was 50 dollars on release

eh em

[dry briar]

i see

that doesnt make the game flawless

[vernal sedge]

notice how i said the combat is flawless

not the game

[dry briar]

its not flawless the combat either

you can get combo to death

thats not fun

[vernal sedge]

well dbfz is one of the most played fighting games

and preached

when

[remote ember]

Hi

[vernal sedge]

every character has

[dry briar]

thats 2d

[vernal sedge]

ToD's

whats the difference, a ToD is a ToD

(touch of death combo)

[errant ledge]

i was typing out some explanation of where i think a big miscommunication happened but its rly not worth my effort is it

u two are not on the same page at all LOL

[vernal sedge]

yeah i know

and im trying to tell rocket that

😭

[remote ember]

Im back

[dry briar]

i dont find fun that thingies imo

mario spiking to death from 0 no fun

but comboing someone to almost getting a kill is fun

imo

[dry briar]

100% true

[vernal sedge]

thats you?? dbfz is a ToD game and is considered still a top 5

[remote ember]

If u are the mario yes(i say that as a dr.mario player)

[dry briar]

i know

[vernal sedge]

thats

[dry briar]

it got big tourneys

[vernal sedge]

hypocritical

[dry briar]

its not

[vernal sedge]

you just said jump force has death combos and how its bad

[dry briar]

getting a chance to fight back is fun

[remote ember]

Guys do yall play smashbros?

[vernal sedge]

oh u havent played dbf

[dry briar]

yes

[vernal sedge]

z

youve NEVER played high level then

its whoever gets the first hit wins in that game

[remote ember]

Guys

Here is a gameplay

[errant ledge]

that sounds like incredibly bad design

that doesn't seem fun

[vernal sedge]

the casual level is silly

but heres the thing

you can take

any game

at a casual elvel

and call it fun

[errant ledge]

i have no idea what that means

[remote ember]

Of me playing smashbros(boring)

[vernal sedge]

smash with items vs smash on comp settings

casual vs pro

[remote ember]

I dont play with items

Its both boring and unfair

I confirm this w these hours+the hours in wii i have

[vernal sedge]

unfortunately

that wasnt the point of the argument

[vernal sedge]

sigh i have an ultimatum

[remote ember]

Ignore the 80 hours on zelda

[vernal sedge]

Ppl shouldnt calL Jump Force a bad fighting game when they're judging everything BUT the fighting

[vernal sedge]

130? how was the tutorial

[remote ember]

Bruh 😭🙏

I even appear in tournaments

[vernal sedge]

i barely play smash

i have 1500 hours 😭

[remote ember]

Virgin

[vernal sedge]

granted ive been playing since 6th grade

on and off

[vernal sedge]

uhm

arent you 13

[remote ember]

I play since last 3 months

[remote ember]

Exactly

Im therms

[errant ledge]

uncomfortable thing to say

[remote ember]

Im less virgin than y-

Because i touch grass shower and am not addicted to screens

[vernal sedge]

uhm, bud the ball pits over there this is grown ups table

[remote ember]

You know what

I have an ultimatum

[errant ledge]

no comment needed

[vernal sedge]

...im in my high schools womens flag football team

[remote ember]

@vernal sedge Get a work, employment, bills, job, this but not ts, walk, life, grass, tax, toothbrush, Soap, employ, employed, brush, Fresh, hygienic, hired, labor, wage, Clean, Shampoo, bathe, wipe, cleansed, sponge, Deodorant, Contract, exercise, Healthy, Hire, Hiring, Career, Chores, Organized, Old spice, toothpaste, dishes, vegetables, fresh air, working, dove

[vernal sedge]

i am tri-m president at my school

and have a job 😭

[remote ember]

Then why you are here you irresponsible adult?!?!

HUH

?!?!?

[vernal sedge]

...what

i forget who im talking to

[remote ember]

Me too im doing a bbq this afternoon

W my dad and his cousin

From mexico

In fr*nce

This couldnt be better

In a weekend

[dry briar]

items is really fun imo

[vernal sedge]

yeah tbh

[remote ember]

Exactly know your place

[dry briar]

sad

[vernal sedge]

it depends tho

cuz

sometimes rng can be a pain in the ass

but thats why we play hero

[dry briar]

bros not called the throback in spanish

[remote ember]

I play w the ult bar so its fun to do comeback

[dry briar]

i dont like final smashes

[dry briar]

i hate the hero cheating

😭

[vernal sedge]

i love it

[dry briar]

most unfair tonplay against

[vernal sedge]

bs is fun

[remote ember]

Wdym im called Im trash kid becoz im trash(also im spanish)

[vernal sedge]

-in your favor

spanish?

ew

conquistador

[remote ember]

Bro thats so rude

I hate u

[errant ledge]

things like having a job and career should NEVER be considered pillars of moral superiority. there are countless people unable to work a job and they shouldn't be shamed for it. you are misguided and immature

[remote ember]

Im already sick of getting called n*** in school

[vernal sedge]

I hate you too, my country won independance from you get wrekt

[remote ember]

And you come here to add up?

You happy to make me cry?

[vernal sedge]

stray cat they're a child

[remote ember]

Get blocked

[vernal sedge]

they dont even know who pythagorus is yet

[errant ledge]

tbf there is a point to be made for not talking in discord servers just not for this reason

[dry briar]

yo soy basura

[errant ledge]

this sucks goodbye

[dry briar]

minecraft reference

[remote ember]

Bro doesnt care

Sybau

You too

[vernal sedge]

Discord change your terms 🙏 who allowed middle schoolers in

[dry briar]

😭

this became a battlefield so fast

[remote ember]

Spell it correctly dumbass racist piece of shit

And i do know it

I just finished thales

[vernal sedge]

omg pls say waht i think ur gonna say]

pythagoras isnt a subject

hes

a person

who MADE the pythagorean theorem

[remote ember]

Ik dumbass

[vernal sedge]

clearly not

you called him an it silly :3

[remote ember]

I do why would it be called pythagora's theoreme

[spice grove]

Is this optimal y/n

[vernal sedge]

you just spelt his name wrong tho

[dry briar]

that mod looks awesome

[dry briar]

:3c

[dry briar]

yes

[remote ember]

The problem is that u are the adult here

[spice grove]

I love quality of life mods

[dry briar]

also the ancient joker is x1.5

[vernal sedge]

yo get a load of this guy, bro just started out with letters in math, wait till he gets to AP Calculus

[vernal sedge]

im younger than the average discord user

[dry briar]

x1 wont give any multi and that would be funny cuz worthless joker

[spice grove]

It just says that cause no clubs were selected

[dry briar]

o

interesting

[vernal sedge]

how did u get this overlay

it makes ts sm more simple

is that console?

[spice grove]

No sir

Gotta mod it

Or maam

Apologies

[vernal sedge]

sigh im on mobile

ur good lol

[spice grove]

U could lowkey maybe jailbreak it if ur on android

[vernal sedge]

Fortunately im an iphone user

who defenitely doesnt have stockholm syndrome

[spice grove]

idek what that means 🔥

[dry briar]

same

[vernal sedge]

oh, its when someone kidnapped starts trusting/falling in love with their capturer

its used online to be like

wow the 2K player saying he loves 2k

[spice grove]

err wrong suboptimal copying sock gives more

[dry briar]

i dont really feel like it would apply to this game in particular

[thorny plaza]

Anyone wanna join my java Minecraft server/SMP DM me

[spice grove]

Oh cool

[dry briar]

i could root my phone

[vernal sedge]

idek what that means 🔥

[edgy heath]

assist me please

[dry briar]

and having balatro modded would be a plus

[spice grove]

Idk shit abt android sorry Bread

Dude

[dry briar]

:pro:

[lofty agate]

I just made my first "e"😭

[dry briar]

is bro a streamer