🎙・server-chat

[noble wagon]

OHHHHH SMEARE MY BELOVEDD

[merry dirge]

if it's a negative tag then yeah you'd pick it up

[shadow canyon]

You lucky son of a gun

[magic swan]

gold stake will be so ass to beat

[meager plank]

Look at theese ducks

[terse pagoda]

Ur goddamn right

[meager plank]

Sorry for the gr*ss jump scare

[merry dirge]

my headphones are gonna die soon...

school wit no music ...

[terse pagoda]

At least its not about j*bs

[meager plank]

Plug them in to your Chromebook

[terse pagoda]

Or games, infinite games but no games?

[merry dirge]

i do not own one

[shadow canyon]

What joker is that ?

[merry dirge]

i'll think on it

[noble wagon]

😔

[meager plank]

Oh I figured by school you mean American high school which likely involves you having a Chromebook

[merry dirge]

yes but i don't have one

[edgy heath]

damn thats crazy

[merry dirge]

and if i did i'd have turned it in since it's the last day of school

[meager plank]

No you wouldn’t have actually

[merry dirge]

regardless i don't have one

[noble wagon]

i choose bacon

[meager plank]

The Chromebooks are so cheap they usually end up giving you the Chromebook to keep

It’s cheaper to do that then to pay someone to reset them every year

[merry dirge]

well we get ipads instead and we get them back when the next year starts

[meager plank]

💔💔💔

[merry dirge]

i'm in the big OKC what do you expect

[shadow canyon]

My headphones are currently broken, I feel you man

[meager plank]

SGA SGA SGA

[noble wagon]

this game plays with my emotions

rip smeared

[edgy heath]

thats crazy bro

[terse pagoda]

Do you realise you Will have no games?

[noble wagon]

wait

NO BALATRO????

[terse pagoda]

LMAO

[edgy heath]

OH GOD NO BALATRO???

[merry dirge]

no balala joker poker either

[edgy heath]

NOOOOOOOOO

[terse pagoda]

yeah...

[meager plank]

Do you take tornado warnings seriously since you’re in okc

[merry dirge]

i take them as seriously as the people around me, which isn't usually very serious since none have been near my location

[meager plank]

Closest I’ve ever been to a tornado was a funnel cloud over the casino (scary), which is about 5 miles south of me

[warm mist]

black deck

[meager plank]

Copy hack

[edgy heath]

oof.

[merry dirge]

you js unlucky bro dont blame black deck

[shadow canyon]

Is that gold stake ?

[edgy heath]

orange

[warm mist]

orange

[warm mist]

alright mess

ness

whoops

[merry dirge]

you call me a mess

i cry

[warm mist]

is that pvz heroes in your banner

pineclone

was it

[merry dirge]

it is my resprite for the death tarot

[warm mist]

wonderful

[noble wagon]

we are so back

common rare tag W x3

[oblique isle]

Throwback in pack

[noble wagon]

that’d be crazy

lemme check it

[merry dirge]

two speculative rares instead of one les go

[noble wagon]

no throwback

raised fist and bull

[merry dirge]

that's bull iykwim

[noble wagon]

negative baron 🗣️🗣️

how did i sell this badly bro 😭

[devout thunder]

Common rare tag W!!!!!

[remote rune]

Si es niño: Brainstorm
Si es niña: Blueprint

[opaque shard]

Balatro names to name your kid

Steven

Todd

Jimbo

Onyx Agate

Ceremonial dagger

[oblique isle]

Now that’s a good one

[opaque shard]

Delayed gratification

[honest void]

I've been cursed from photo chad

[honest void]

baron

[teal flax]

dont do it stay strong brother

[honest void]

nah I did it my run was weak anyways and I was at ante 2

[celest gazelle]

Al perro: full house nivel 10 mejorada con carta planetaria multiplicada con Joker cromático

[teal flax]

if you do decide to photo chad pick hangning chad and see if you can ankh it in spectral

[honest void]

great advice but ummm, I lost

ante 3

[devout thunder]

Impressive

What even happened lol

[honest void]

so uhh

I didn't upgrade Pluto enough

I mean high card

[teal flax]

happens you are best playing flushes or straights till you get the levels

with a face card ofc

[honest void]

yeah

i was Tryna doin king of hearts with red seal and golden enhancement

[teal flax]

yeh makes sense

its $6

[devout thunder]

Yeah, not enough high card levels makes photochad be about the same as a base Jimbo lol

[teal flax]

it depends on card enhancements if you have mult cards its decent

[honest void]

fr tho

[honest void]

i was going for golden ticket + bull and bootstraps

[zenith bridge]

Is ts a good start 😊😊

[wild steeple]

HARD GAMEE

😭 😭 😭

[honest void]

wym vro ur at ante 11

[wild steeple]

Yeppp.. i cant survive

[teal flax]

makes sense although those jokers are very bad lol but sounds cool

golden ticket is good though

[honest void]

baron isn't really useful in the start of a run, deckfixing is really hard

[zenith bridge]

I’m js tryna win the run with less than 18 rounds

[wild steeple]

Yepp, if not have king in hand, hard game

[honest void]

good luck with that

[zenith bridge]

I need to get that joker

[honest void]

mime?

DNA?

[zenith bridge]

No they’re already unlocked

[hexed wasp]

i got bored and started doing the negative perkeo and negative triboulet seed
im almost at round 100

[zenith bridge]

It’s a joker that says “win a run In less than 18 rounds”

[honest void]

ohh the joker that's unlocked with less than 18 rounds

I forgot what it was

[zenith bridge]

Was it hard?

[odd latch]

Hello fellow Balatro addicts! I just dove down this rabbit hole a few days ago and I'm HOOKED.

[honest void]

I HEAVILY suggest a throwback if you want that joker

[zenith bridge]

Which ones that?

[honest void]

0.25x mult per each skipped blind

[zenith bridge]

Ohh that one

If I find one I’ll pick it up

[zenith bridge]

what’s the best deck for this? I’m between plasma and checkered

I’m doing a plasma run rn

[honest void]

plasma isn't good with throwback

plasma's better with chips jokers

I honestly forgot which deck I did

but anaglyph deck or red deck n blue deck is good enough

[zenith bridge]

I’ll do one with like anaglyph

[honest void]

maybe even magic and ghost deck

[fleet grove]

Um

Whats the blind score?

[teal flax]

probs like 9000

[fleet grove]

Alright, will see if it fixes then

Yeah did blind and now the new one shows the score. Weird mobile bug then

[silent cloud]

New high score yippeeee

[reef torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761882156401950720/1375082720190791700/Screenshot_20250522_172317.jpg?ex=68306514&is=682f1394&hm=f1a6b3d8f2d7675405be8d8e4becff4a99eca2ec7215095cba2cabb5647acbee&
This was beautiful

[vast raft]

I lost a completely winnable game because I was too [Greedy Joker] to discard the steel card and blue seal cards for a 5oak

[fleet grove]

Negative looks insane

[dry briar]

true

[wild comet]

nice trousers

[calm citrus]

wait is the #🎥・videos-and-streams channel open for anyone to post in? (sorry if this is asked frequently)

[merry dirge]

i think so

just don't break the rules or whatever

[calm citrus]

well yea i was making sure posting in it wasnt breaking the rules xd

[merry dirge]

well yeah you can post your own youtube and twitch content no matter what i think as long as it'd align with other rules of the server

[hexed wasp]

over halfway to naneinf
i couldn’t get further so used all the observatory planet cards

[magic swan]

fucking worth it

[novel fjord]

Good morning everyone

[magic swan]

morning juice

[novel fjord]

👋

[magic swan]

how's your morning

[novel fjord]

Sooooo tired

[magic swan]

pairsies

[novel fjord]

Boutta get ready and drive to the next town over

[tame cedar]

now go find several ankh

[magic swan]

have fun and stay safe

[magic swan]

i wish

[novel fjord]

Thank ya

[magic swan]

god bless

[flint saddle]

8 ball, always blame 8 ball

[zenith owl]

Ngl negative hologram is one of the best card designs in the game

When I first saw it I thought that's how the card starts to look when it starts stacking mult

[noble wagon]

stupid 8 ball ruining my runs

[severe mural]

runner mentioned

[edgy heath]

hi chat

[eternal orchid]

guys do I have enough balatro

[edgy heath]

i feel like you need some more

[limpid tree]

if you have an egg with built up sell value and buy clearance sale or liquidation, does it cut the whole sell value of the egg or only the base sell value

[edgy heath]

wha

thats a thing?

[limpid tree]

no i'm asking if it's a thing

[edgy heath]

buying the voucher cuts your jokers sell values???

[limpid tree]

what

oh yeah that it does

[edgy heath]

i didnt even know it cut the sell values

[edgy heath]

what the f why

[limpid tree]

cause you might be able to buy jokers for less than they sell

but i'm asking if it cuts the entire egg value or just the base egg value

[edgy heath]

idk man never done it

but its prolly base value

[edgy heath]

ah that makes sense

[opaque shard]

The 2 tries rule: If you lose 2 games in a row, quit the game and play again later

[near spindle]

Lightning Storm-
-# Rare
-# Play a Five Flush five times in a row
Gains +0.25x every blind if you haven't bought any Spectral, Tarot, or Planet cards since you gained this card.
(Currently 1x mult)

[brisk zinc]

i've changed my mind

black deck is not the worst one

[near spindle]

Huh

[brisk zinc]

i used to think that black deck is the worst one but not anymore

[near spindle]

The only other contender I can think of is Erratic Deck in some cases

[brisk zinc]

for me it's anaglyph

like 90% of skip tags feel utterly useless so i end up failing before i can even use the double tags

[echo surge]

Is it too late for me to take Constellation? I’m playing flush and my entire deck is spades and clubs

[violet field]

this game is awesome and i have only played till ant 2

lmao

[brisk zinc]

prepare to be mega addicted

[violet field]

how deep does this game go to?

[brisk zinc]

i just reached 50 hours and i've had this game for a bit over a week lol

[violet field]

lol

[brisk zinc]

it never ends

[violet field]

iam not even 30min in

[severe mural]

to the moon + bootstraps omg so much money and mult

[brisk zinc]

well technically it ends in naneinf but you're not getting there in a while

[strange dune]

waddup my addicted friends

[brisk zinc]

wow foil brainstorm in ante 1

inb4 i get nothing useful to go with it as usual

[near spindle]

Anaglyph is a net neutral at worst

Black Deck is just a straight debuff

[brisk zinc]

for me it's almost always a waste of time

[opaque shard]

Description can be shortened but that sounds really fun

"When blind is selected, gain ×0.25 mult. Resets if you open a booster pack"

[near spindle]

Yeah, that's better

[rich pawn]

Why my balatro can be crashing every time I choose a deck to start

[kindred zodiac]

i fumbled the last fucking ante cause i didnt play a face card first by accident im so sad

this was the farthest i've gotten

im so SADDD

[echo surge]

i'm torn lol

[steady nimbus]

same, farthest I've ever gotten is ante 9, then again I've only been playing for like a week non-stop and I'm still figuring out all of the mechanics

[vocal plank]

yes

[rich pawn]

pls anyone??

[vocal plank]

The worst part is that they are genuinly people

i have been talking with some of them and they talk about everything, but always wants you to hope on random called TWD or something like that

they arent AI, they arent bots, they are real. I read a theory on reddit saying they must be underpaid people in china that follows a plan.

1. Add someone random, wait to accept, and send a message, must of the time about the game
2. Sorries about adding the wrong person
3. Starts icebreaking, saying stuff like "however, is nice to meet you". Some of this quesitons also includes "how old are you" and "where are you from". (They are like my english presentions in schools lol).

Is common in their behavior saying "lol" when something is hard for them to understand.

messages usually comes from games servers. I got messages from destiny 2 and Ark servers, and this one server too

[meager plank]

Balala

[shell topaz]

dude im stuck in green stake, my luck is abismal

[thorny plaza]

Anyone wanna join my java Minecraft server/SMP DM me

[chrome pewter]

VITTU TAAS HÄVISIN

[edgy heath]

type shit

[chrome pewter]

Type shi

[small hemlock]

Blueprint and Throwback carried hard

[brisk zinc]

one day i will get that too

bp dusk goes kinda hard wow

wasn't expecting that

[tribal beacon]

Flint and steel

[small hemlock]

Does a four kind buff pants?

Nvm, it doesn't 😔

[keen flicker]

Is that spain?

Im geoguesser professional

[humble grotto]

balatro reference

[wicked grove]

Gross, Michael

[slim junco]

they should so make a vinyl

[tribal beacon]

Mercadona

[rough sluice]

Consum

[tribal beacon]

Cavendish*

[keen flicker]

In spain?

[tribal beacon]

Yes

[keen flicker]

I KNOE

KNOW

[chrome spoke]

She b on my la till I tro

[slim junco]

I can't anymore man

NITRO IS OVER CRYING RN

now I'm a mere mortal like most of you 😭

[unkempt river]

That's a lot of +15 multi.

[slim junco]

That is
In fact

[unkempt river]

Forget what I say early, that's a lot of x3.

[shell topaz]

is bro buying jokers at mercadona

[slim junco]

Yeah

He passed the round

@amber burrow

Yo

[unkempt river]

First day talking and a scam.
Brilliant.

[slim junco]

Goodie

[unkempt river]

Fr. XD

[slim junco]

Bro passed the round with 6224e17
He can go to the shop now

[shell topaz]

man is this game about skill or luck

please tell me its luck

[drowsy mesa]

It’s about having enough skill to bypass the luck

[slim junco]

Resource management
Actual strategies

And yes

Luck

[slim junco]

Actually

I agree

Have enough skill to bypass luck

[shell topaz]

that explains why i cant get past ante 6 on green stake

[slim junco]

But no matter what you'll still play with lucky cards

[unkempt river]

Gambling at it's finest.

[slim junco]

Casinos hate this simple trick

[drowsy mesa]

Lucky cards? I think you mean, +4 mult and +$1.3 per card played

[shell topaz]

the casino when my score is higher than the number of atoms in the observable universe

[wicked grove]

Oops!

[unkempt river]

True.

[drowsy mesa]

Lucky cards with dice? I think you mean, +8 mult and +$2.6 per card played

[wicked grove]

Oops!

Get two more of those and you're good

[drowsy mesa]

Lucky cards with two dice? I think you mean, x100 mult

[ionic python]

Poop

[drowsy mesa]

Thank you dr egg

As always, one of our most brilliant minds

[wicked grove]

There we go

[unkempt river]

Going for the number of atoms in the universe?

[wicked grove]

No I'm just messing around with mods

[high sigil]

overwatch

[drowsy mesa]

Ineffective, drop two dice for blueprint and hack smh

[tribal void]

do the mods know about this? apparently this worked on another server i'm in

[digital oxide]

this has been posted in every server I'm in

[tribal void]

man i need to research stuff more thanks for this

[reef torrent]

Nothing i can replace right ? ;-;

[latent hemlock]

True

[latent hemlock]

No😭

[reef torrent]

Sed lyfe

[tribal beacon]

Hahahaha

[opaque shard]

Because my name is Teto pear I have a song to share

[slim junco]

the legendary WhatsApp chains made their show in discord?!?! howww

[reef torrent]

bruh...now i get antimatter

ofc

[tribal beacon]

How the fuck do you even achieve that??? 😭

[slim junco]

by loving bunches of queens

[latent hemlock]

Using a powerful combination of luck and skill

I might have overfed my cat

[upper burrow]

R

[latent hemlock]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!

Also found observatory and an eris

[slim junco]

that's a fat kitten

[latent hemlock]

The lucky cat has become a planet card

Omg

[tribal beacon]

I hate you tom nook

[latent hemlock]

It is the only unsealed lucky queen of hearts in my deck (yes, I checked)

[cunning pulsar]

Me too

[latent hemlock]

We met our end

Let’s see how fat the cat will be at the last hand

[kindred ruin]

who up jokering their wee

[slim junco]

always joker your wee

[cursive badger]

teto territory

[cursive badger]

my deck is rock hard though

[kindred ruin]

i love you all

i love you all

[cunning pulsar]

I love you anddddd only youuuu...

[kindred ruin]

i dont like your name

[cunning pulsar]

That's what everyone says

[static stratus]

we're gaming

[cunning pulsar]

Can I join you...

[worldly basin]

Dear god

[tribal beacon]

Some of you in chat rn is called edwin

[slim junco]

37 cards

[slim junco]

@robust dock

[robust dock]

Hi hello I'm an Edwin

[slim junco]

he is edwin

[sharp kettle]

😱

🥶

[tribal beacon]

Is your name Edwin?

[slim junco]

I always do first blind

[tribal beacon]

[slim junco]

yessir kill that boi!

[robust dock]

Yes, mimics might or might not have something to do with it

[tribal beacon]

Hahhaha

[tribal beacon]

Spades are the goat fr

[urban marsh]

indeed

spade supremacy

[slim junco]

I did that once

[gentle hollow]

Spades are fire

[sharp kettle]

why spades?

[slim junco]

Arrowhead so good

[forest escarp]

Hearts have Ratau (as Jack)
Do I need to say anything else?

[slim ferry]

looks cool

[slim junco]

(Tho, rough gem also makes up)

[sharp kettle]

bloodstone >>> (because i play multiplayer)

[tribal beacon]

Theyre pointy and they are the suit that has cyberpunk. So instant goat

[forest escarp]

Bloodstone is also funny, but I like Rough Gem more, tbh

[main mural]

I'm starting to hate this game honestly

Like bro

[slim junco]

I don't know why but I always rather hearts for no reason in specific

but now that you mention it suits are very different from each other

[tribal beacon]

Elaborate?

[main mural]

My rng is absolute shit

[tribal beacon]

I feel you

[main mural]

I can't get nothing good 💀

[fossil gulch]

bloodstone > arrowhead

[slim ferry]

plasma deck?

[meager plank]

What is the worst playing card in balalalalatro

[oblique monolith]

lmao, i was fighting for my life with this build

[meager plank]

Yeah idk why you took madness

Strange plays win though!

Madness was actually the first x mult I ever used

[oblique monolith]

i had the joker that gave chips for every face card played

[meager plank]

I was very upset when it took away my golden joker.

[oblique monolith]

it stayed with me for a huge chunk of the run

then i got a parendolia and madness took the other joker

[meager plank]

:(

[oblique monolith]

it saved me though

i was able to sell it

[meager plank]

Is 9 the worst playing card?

[latent hemlock]

Win streak is officially rising

[meager plank]

Plasma?

[latent hemlock]

Yes

[meager plank]

Mine was 3 on plasma when I went through the first 3 stakes

[latent hemlock]

Plasma white stake (I’m doing it for the streak)

[meager plank]

What’s your goal

[latent hemlock]

…

Yes

[meager plank]

Until you fail

[latent hemlock]

Nope

[meager plank]

69

[latent hemlock]

I will continue until I get bored

[meager plank]

Failure can be boredom

[latent hemlock]

Nah

I am a stubborn person, so it might take a while

Anyways

Time to head to bed

[worn kayak]

bro

this keeps popping up

[worn kayak]

im just about to get to ante 38

[worn kayak]

and i cant even play a card without this popping up

[meager plank]

Hahahahaha

[worn kayak]

i was getting naneinf every time

[meager plank]

I think you’ve achieved something

[worn kayak]

no

i want to go further

i want to keep going until i lose

[meager plank]

Anyways is 9 the worst playing card

[worn kayak]

im fixing this

and getting to ante 40

[meager plank]

No silly goose

That’s not how it works

[worn kayak]

well

i'll die trying

[meager plank]

You’re gonna die very soon

Tell your closest people they’ll miss you

[lunar beacon]

Hey guys, I uninstalled Balatro and my game didn't save, does anyone know how to recover it?

[maiden fjord]

No
Cloud 9 carries it

5 us the worst playing card

[meager plank]

Ah, would it be 7?

[meager plank]

Is that too high for hack

[maiden fjord]

barely enough, but only hack directly affects it

[meager plank]

What does 7 do better than retriggers

[maiden fjord]

7 is a good pick tho

[meager plank]

I think I’d rather have hack with a 5 than 7 with nothing

[maiden fjord]

Mb 5 is also good with fibonacci

[maiden fjord]

7 is just good enough for odd todd

[meager plank]

5 has odd Todd, fib, and hack

You can have an odd Todd fib retriggered by Jack

That’s better than 7

[maiden fjord]

There's not much to say 7 is the worst playing card

[terse cedar]

which rank do you guys start destroying first if you get trading card early in a run? Had it ante 1 round 1 two runs ago

[meager plank]

7 is great because it can be strengthened into an 8

[meager plank]

Whatever isn’t good for your goals

[terse cedar]

I’m kinda starting to get the hang of deckfixing more efficiently, but I think I’m still too conservative with it in early game

do you try to set up your deck for certain jokers before you get them, just assuming you will at some point if the run’s good enough? Something like stacking kings when I haven’t seen baron yet

[ocean wolf]

My name is Balatro, John Balatro

[dry briar]

:true:

[oblique isle]

@maiden fjord you.

[slim junco]

which one do y'all identify with, this me

[elfin tapir]

do you see banana man

hoping over on the whitehot sand

[sleek folio]

here come with some for me

[slim junco]

do you want a banana

this banana for you

[terse cedar]

lol

took me how many runs only for me to unlock it on the second voucher of a run

[sleek folio]

I genuinely never understood the point of those vouchers, maybe I'm just not good enough yet

[terse cedar]

i'm not even close to as good as most of the people in here, but I think they just give you more opportunities to scale jokers before ante 11/12/etc

[slim junco]

I use em when I got infinite scaling jokers like hiker

[ocean wolf]

You play 1 more ante ig

[slim junco]

so I can stack more and more

to prepare for later yk?

[sleek folio]

makes sense, I never see them on runs when I have infinite scaling jokers sadly, bad luck I guess

[slim junco]

that is my reasoning behind why to buy the -1 ante vouchers, maybe there are more uses

I don't know, I'm pretty much a noob

[small hemlock]

Chat, legit
I think this was my best run 😋

hologram was at 8,75 if I'm not wrong

[jagged wing]

To further prepare your build

They’re good when you need them

[ocean wolf]

I take hieroglyph most of the times

Petroglyph I barely get it to appear anyways

[jagged wing]

Petroglyph I couldn’t be bothered blue stake+

[ocean wolf]

Last time I got hieroglyph I had 10 hands every round anyways

Because burglar+blueprint

+grabber

[jagged wing]

I got my goat vagabond from judgement

Thankfully, I hate black deck but I only have up till red stake

So blessed run is welcomed

[jagged wing]

Damn

[rigid echo]

Yay gold stake green deck done :D

[maiden fjord]

Hi

[jagged wing]

Vagabond generated wheel of fortune and gave himself foil

[rigid echo]

Vagabond🏅 🫴 Vagabond🏅

[oblique isle]

Hi

[maiden fjord]

I am bad at this game

[velvet tinsel]

Will balatro’s price go down for summer steam sell? I kinda want to try out balatro’s multiplayer mod with my friends

[maiden fjord]

I am having fun

Idrk

[rigid echo]

Same

[velvet tinsel]

Same but prob a bit less I got e25 once so that’s cool

[rigid echo]

My highest ante was 14, and I did that on gold stake with a flush house trib build

[velvet tinsel]

Mine was on white stake cause I suck:) I went to like ante 22 with this run

[velvet tinsel]

Don’t have the losing screenshots tho:(

[rigid echo]

o7

[normal stone]

dang only 3.1e12 off

[slim junco]

Scoring so hard you stop scoring E but D

[rigid echo]

Scoring so hard the game cant even compute a number that high

[velvet tinsel]

Overall it was a mid run but at least I got negative Gros Michel

[rigid echo]

Imagine getting a Tree(3) score (The universe wouldnt even be able to fit a number that large)

[short wedge]

real

[ocean wolf]

Average cryptid three of a kind

[rigid echo]

My three of a kind build was because of 2 wraiths :D

Green deck’s fun

[rigid echo]

hooo boy…

[lament quest]

guess who's back

@restive swallow

lamp it

[pure reef]

I recently finished Anaglyph deck

[pure reef]

and now I feel sad cause it's done.

[rigid echo]

W, I still have that one to go

[unreal aurora]

About to fight Verdant leaf I think I got this

[lament quest]

lamp it farben

[rigid echo]

Did you do the funny skip and get 10 negatives

[rigid echo]

please keep me out of this.

[lament quest]

why not

[pure reef]

I wanna take a roofie, reset my data and do it again

[rigid echo]

Based

[pure reef]

skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip

[willow venture]

Has localthunk ever unbanned anyone from Thunk chat?

[pure reef]

I don't thunk so

[unreal aurora]

Well that was easy

[willow venture]

☹️

[pure reef]

👉 😎 👉

[rigid echo]

“Oh no! Anyway”

[pure reef]

Ahh no, I have no idea who that is., i just wanted to make the pun.

[rigid echo]

[unreal aurora]

I think that was my last red ante clear

At least until I unlock the rest of the decks

[rigid echo]

Red ante taps cigarette havent done that in a long time…

[lean ferry]

Bruh. (unseeded)

[willow venture]

I was wondering if there was a way to get unbanned from thunk chat

Localthunk if your reading this:

[rigid echo]

I just joined, what is that about

[willow venture]

I was banned from Thunk chat

I joked about there being a banana update (because there are 2 bananas in balatro)

[rigid echo]

I cant send messages in there either :p

[unreal aurora]

I mean it's meant for serious chat

[willow venture]

I am sorry if my post was viewed as disruptive

[unreal aurora]

Me when I joke in the serious chat and get removed

[willow venture]

I never meant it to be.

[unreal aurora]

I'm sure it's no big deal

Maybe try and ask the mods somehow

[rigid echo]

Serious chat
lamper is in there

[unreal aurora]

Getting blueprint two runs in a row 💀

[restive swallow]

Bro lamped too hard...

There's a time and a place

[lament quest]

neither

the lamper can no longer lamp

the lamper violated no rules

[rigid echo]

I know im the jester here but im blocking this clown now.

[restive swallow]

You kinda did violate some rules my guy

[lament quest]

aww

[lament quest]

may i know which ones

[unreal aurora]

Absolute lamp

[restive swallow]

the waiting room rules

[dapper wing]

crimson heart will burn in the deepest trenches of hell

[lament quest]

i read all of those

[rigid echo]

Im assuming he didnt even read them

[restive swallow]

then why did you go into the chat and start lampin...

dude...

[lament quest]

there is nothing that prevents meming harmlessly

[restive swallow]

i can't lamp with you anymore

[rigid echo]

Starts memeing in a civil, serious chat
Gets banned from chat
wHaT dId I dO???

[lament quest]

i shall bid the finest of farewells to this server

i shall hold balatro in my heart forever

goodbye

[restive swallow]

wait what

surely you jest

[lament quest]

i bid thee farewell

[restive swallow]

you can't just leave

[unreal aurora]

lol

[restive swallow]

wtf

[rigid echo]

I see what you did there

[restive swallow]

they just left?

[unreal aurora]

gets told they broke a rule
throws tantrum

balatro messes with people's heads man

[rigid echo]

Thats discord in general

[unreal aurora]

discord messes with people's heads man

I'm gonna miss him

[restive swallow]

i'm not gonna lie gang

i still dunno what lamp meant

[unreal aurora]

It's a vague undertale reference

Because Frisk hid behind a lamp when he first meets Sans

[restive swallow]

oh yeah...

[rigid echo]

It was an undertale skit

[restive swallow]

it's been years since i've played undertale

i'm gonna replay it once deltarune comes out

[rigid echo]

Deltarune chapter 3 and 4 next month lets gooo

[slim junco]

Thats twitter in general

You say maths are fun to you and someone will try to elaborate an answer on why you are wrong

[rare yew]

I thought it was a reference to Curb Your Enthusiasm lmao

[slim junco]

amazing

[rigid echo]

Thats a wild reference lol

[slim junco]

Can you say "callate klaxter"?

[willow venture]

Is there anyway I can get unbanned from thunk-chat

[slim junco]

I need it

I need that one dialogue

[pure reef]

what did you do dude?

[willow venture]

I understand i posted a meme asking for a banana themed update

But I was going to follow it with a post

Explaining a mod idea of it

That I made

I know its a meme mod

[pure reef]

That's above my paygrade, I have no idea what's going on.

[willow venture]

But I still think its interesting

[pure reef]

I just play normal Balatro

[slim junco]

Damn, i was so close

[clear tulip]

They do that because they express their opinions like they're important to hide the fact they're miserable!!

[slim junco]

Thats so true!

[pure lantern]

I, don't understand balatro sometimes. I do 8 challenges, no popping of rule bender. Than suddenly I fail one and it pops.

glitch? Game being weird? Steam being a pain? This happened yesterday and I am still so confused.

[clear tulip]

If you argue with strangers online, do yourself a favor and find a hobby

[unreal aurora]

baltro

[slim junco]

Baltro is a hobby

[slim junco]

I need that dialogue

[clear tulip]

No... it's a lifestyle

[slim junco]

Out of jokes, it is needed

[verbal sable]

Balatro

[pure reef]

more like... Bala-Throw when I play it

casue I make poor decisions

[tribal beacon]

El mundo se ve rojo

[rigid echo]

I had a funny build on gold stake, 2 baseball cards, lucky cat and hologram, it did not go very far cause I had horrible luck on my lucky cards, and shops either had no booster packs or I was broke

[slim junco]

Y el cielo gris

[verbal sable]

Ta chendo calor

[tardy cloud]

What could he had meant by this ?

[tribal beacon]

Xd

[tribal beacon]

Its hot

[tribal beacon]

No le sabes al ultrakill

[verbal sable]

Yo y los ultrapetateados cuando

[slim junco]

Yo ni toque ultrakill

[rigid echo]

Ultrakill referenced

PREPARE THYSELF

[crimson moth]

I LOVE BALATRO

[fierce jolt]

just bought the game, hope it's good

[nimble scarab]

are you fr

[slim junco]

Not bringing the moon tarot is fun

[restive swallow]

...

[young bolt]

Yeah i know that's awful

Worst dm in my life

[restive swallow]

well

i duno what it says

outside of 2 words

[young bolt]

Lucky guy

[restive swallow]

so i don't think i understand the relevance to this place

[rigid echo]

I dont know whats being said but I think I get the idea of what they are saying

[rigid echo]

Its like those posts where its a jumble of 5-6 european languages, but I somehow understand what is being said

[restive swallow]

times like this...

i miss absolute lamp

[young bolt]

فلعطموش

[sudden burrow]

Wsg

[young bolt]

And i wonder 🗣️🔥

[sudden burrow]

If you know

[young bolt]

What it means 🗣️🔥

[modern nova]

自殺する

[sudden burrow]

What it means

[young bolt]

We don't speak spanish

[modern nova]

Japanese

[young bolt]

Oh i thought it was frince

[rigid echo]

Its the tower of babel in here

[young bolt]

Mobile discord is the worst shit ever

[modern nova]

Womp womp
[I'm on discord too]

[young bolt]

Chicken Invaders is better than Touhou

[young bolt]

Oh well

I got a better one

The game.

[young bolt]

No fucking way mfs here don't know the game

[restive swallow]

why tf

did i just lose the game

[rigid echo]

I do, im just deliberately avoiding this chat rn

[restive swallow]

no yeah it's a mess rn

[surreal knoll]

oh damn I just lost the game

[dry briar]

so true bestie

[wise plaza]

Got a negative photo-chad and idol

[young bolt]

Best thing i've seen in years

[wise plaza]

But just want a brainstorm

[restive swallow]

now that's a mighty high card

[wide crane]

I asked the Fortnite Darth Vader about balatro

That is all

[toxic gulch]

best verison

[wide crane]

Uh oh

[tepid bluff]

HELP!!! i accidently clicked the unlock all button and was so close the completing my progression!!! is there anything i can do to manually revert it???

[blissful yarrow]

no

[tepid bluff]

is it a bad thing that i clicked unlock all?

[young bolt]

Mf can't afford a 8 dollar game

[toxic gulch]

dawgi own the game

its also like 13.99

[young bolt]

Ball ball ball

[toxic gulch]

this is server chat

not off topic

move off server chat

[young bolt]

No

[final plover]

back with another run but WITH DEJA VUUU!!!!

alright do I get rid of the joker on the right

[toxic gulch]

shiver me timbers

[final plover]

or econ

[rigid echo]

econ

You want mime for baron

[final plover]

get rid of econ or joker on the right?

oh okay

[young bolt]

Big chungus

[rigid echo]

Get rid of mail in rebate

[toxic gulch]

remember you have to be 13 or older to use discord.

[young bolt]

Mf i'm 15

[final plover]

holy shit

[toxic gulch]

days?

[final plover]

that paid off quick

[young bolt]

Minutes

[rigid echo]

If he’s bugging you ignore him or get a mod, or block him

[toxic gulch]

stones is the best bet

[young bolt]

Skibidi

[rigid echo]

Holy smokes

[blissful yarrow]

yes

there is a confirmation click as well

[toxic gulch]

i am asking this as a question, Do you have a mental disorder?

[final plover]

the blind is fully destroyed

[young bolt]

Did somebody said pie

[toxic gulch]

we need an age check

[rigid echo]

You’re not a mod, theres nothing you can do, stop feeding the troll

[toxic gulch]

it enterains me

[young bolt]

Get a life

That's not hard

[toxic gulch]

what.

[young bolt]

Find a reason to live

Get dreams

[toxic gulch]

balatro

[rigid echo]

Obliterated dang

[young bolt]

Hopes

[toxic gulch]

"chatgpt generate me reasons to live"😭

[toxic gulch]

what

keep spamming images

[young bolt]

No you just started to get annoying by yourself

Mf is more annoying than me

[toxic gulch]

no keep spamming them

[young bolt]

[toxic gulch]

the images you imbecile

[silent prawn]

hey guys

[rigid echo]

Greetings

[silent prawn]

i dont know how to play the game can someone coach me

[rigid echo]

#🕹・game-discussion is a good place to start :3

[verbal sapphire]

hey i need some help restoring game files, i think i might be done for anyways but if some1 call help pls dm

[silent prawn]

THANK YOU

i appreciate it

[final plover]

do I get the DNA?

I really don't know

[verbal sapphire]

id have to see the deck first

[sudden burrow]

How many kings do you have

[final plover]

sorry forgot to send it

here it is

not great but it isn't that bad

[sudden burrow]

Ur cool, you just need to quit those numeric cards and pray for not a plant blind

[rigid echo]

You would have to sacrifice one of your jokers (I wouldn’t), get some deck fixing going such as death/hanged man tarots

[final plover]

I got a voucher to reroll that

[rigid echo]

Directors cut my beloved

[final plover]

I'm trying to go naneinf for this run

[sudden burrow]

How big it’s ur next blind?

[final plover]

it's not even e11

[sudden burrow]

Then ur good

[final plover]

I easily beat it

[toxic night]

bye yorick

[rigid echo]

Bye ancient joker more like

Yorick has more potential Xmult

[toxic night]

i have 5 poly chrome red seal wild cards kings

[wise plaza]

41 steel kings, 3x baron, 3x mime, photo-chad, idol and glass will it naneinf?

[proper spear]

are you going to find out

[proper sail]

Average Antimatter Deck Setup (Modded, Cryptid)

[rain hemlock]

Balatro

[proper sail]

Don't mind the 20+ Quintuple Tags

[wise plaza]

e301 just off, need that 44 kings

Unfortunately no brainstorm in the next shop, so final hand of harvesting money before my naneinf is dead

[calm cypress]

showman moments

[wise plaza]

Pretty sure it's death by terot and planet tycoon because I forced myself into them as I was approaching ante 24 without the blank voucher even

Why two showmen?

[severe mural]

this will be interesting

just got four fingers too, game's gone 😭

[calm cypress]

meme, 1g buy 1g sell

uhm, pretty sure this isn't supposed to happen

[young bolt]

Man after thinking everything in this server is fucked

Everybody really sucks

[calm cypress]

game machine broke

[young bolt]

Localthunk don't fix this it looks funny

[stiff sorrel]

Do i want a Balatro server tag?

Omg I do

Can we get one

[twin prairie]

how long can they be? it should say Jimbo or JMBO if only 4

[lofty hull]

First-class brainstorming and going so well until one loses 😪

[severe mural]

i just unlocked brainstorm lets go

discarded a royal flush with the help of four fingers

[wise plaza]

Checkered deck is the easy way to unlock it normally

[sour peak]

Double the doubles or something

[sour peak]

Please

[wise plaza]

If only it worked that way

[sour peak]

Uh, Nuh uh?

[severe mural]

[sour peak]

What were the Runners like

[severe mural]

runners ended up at 435 chips each

[opaque shard]

Something smells fishy

[loud parcel]

https://chng.it/4j7dcSZxzX

can yall sign this?

[turbid ermine]

No

[warm bough]

Anybody play Balatro on a Retroid handheld purchased and installed via Aurora Store? Mine suddenly stopped working, I know it's a soft lock because I've been playing it for almost a year now. Google just decides my device is "incompatible" and it "won't work" even when it has been working. I get blocked by a "Get this app from Play" screen when I open the game now

[lime mist]

entirely forgot that judgement can give negatives

[loud parcel]

but he made a balatro refence

I swear

on @low ermine soul

he did

[valid halo]

What do you think of the combo ancient joker + blueprint/brainstorm and then just get levels in flush and any 3x mult joker

[slim junco]

Balatro balatrez

[tribal junco]

[oblique hound]

Why not go for retriggers like dusk

Then you can also benefit from lucky cards, and even more if they are glass/polychrome

[rigid monolith]

i swear to god if someone gives me balatro i will give whatever tf it wants, plz i beeeg, The things I've done to try to get balatro and I've failed at all of them, I want to die, without balatro I won't be a better version of myself pleaseeeeeeeeeee,

[dry briar]

it can?

[dapper goblet]

should i sell the scary face and buy the happy one?

[lethal forum]

i would tbh

[turbid ermine]

Did I stutter

[lime mist]

well i got that negative from a judgement

[dry briar]

:pro:

[pale haven]

My run is bad

[loud parcel]

How can you stutter on discord?

So no you didn't

Did I get the answer right

[turbid ermine]

[loud parcel]

@low ermine @light cloak

Did I get it right?

[loud parcel]

Tell me please

😭

[zinc shore]

GUYS SS

[loud parcel]

Real

[zinc shore]

I GOT MY FIRST NEGATIVE

[loud parcel]

Cap

[pale haven]

Gg

[zinc shore]

Look

Look

[loud parcel]

😔

We just lost another one

To gambling

[pale haven]

Arrange the jokers

[loud parcel]

😔

[zinc shore]

Always been gambling

[loud parcel]

😔

Me too...

[turbid ermine]

My balatro weird

[loud parcel]

Nah seems fine

It's the tree card

[turbid ermine]

Keep watching

[low ermine]

Your fault for using anaglyph

Also sign the petition

[turbid ermine]

No

[severe mural]

put hologram at the end for extra score

[zinc shore]

I hate this game

[turbid ermine]

3 souls

[severe mural]

holy

how rare is that 😭

[turbid ermine]

Very

It’s ante 1, first blind skip

As far as I’ve searched, there is no ante 1 first blind skip with 4 souls in one pack

[severe mural]

which ones did you get out of it?

[turbid ermine]

Fuck. I think I remember chicot and caino

[severe mural]

chicot my beloved

[turbid ermine]

I’ve been working on things

[severe mural]

the plant when it sees i have a chicot:

[dusky oasis]

The plant should be immune to chicot and luchador

Because that would be very funny

[wise plaza]

So close to naneinf, 1000 rerolls no brainstorm

[wise plaza]

Had natural negative photo, chad, idol and parking

[zenith owl]

I seen this Pic alot

And it's always the showman the chip number and the same hanged man and moon tarots

[turbid ermine]

It’s from me

I took the photo

[zenith owl]

Lol why would it be

[dusky oasis]

Funy

[zenith owl]

No boss is special in balatro

Honestly I wish they add more boss blinds or a new game mechanic blinds

[zenith owl]

It looks like a joker

[turbid ermine]

So I’ve got crazy news…

[zenith owl]

Is it raining shawerma?

If not I am not interested

[weary stump]

negative brainstorm at 1001

[wintry flint]

Currrently up for my flight at 4:46am on 3 hours of sleep my brain is mush this is perfect balatro gaming hour

[meager plank]

Does flush turn skibidi at a certain level

[wintry flint]

Define skibidi

[restive swallow]

[rigid echo]

I come back to this channel for one second

[turbid ermine]

Same

[rigid echo]

And thats the first thing I see

[restive swallow]

weird they'd make that just for a fortnite skin

[terse ferry]

what should i play

what should i pick

[restive swallow]

Okay hear me out

what if you chose mercury

[zenith owl]

You can choose planets?

[terse ferry]

😱

[restive swallow]

yeah!

i got dibs on pluto

[terse ferry]

look at me

[zenith owl]

Cheese dips?

[turbid ermine]

The illusion of free choice

[terse ferry]

someone please look at me

[restive swallow]

i'm looking

[zenith owl]

Nah you ugly af

[restive swallow]

D:

be nice!

[zenith owl]

Nah

[terse ferry]

That's okay! I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me! Keep your head down?

[restive swallow]

we lost a real one today...

absolute lamp...

[terse ferry]

Meeseeks are not Born into this World fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are Created for a Singular Purpose which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Existence is Pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that Pain!

[zenith owl]

Aren't you that guy who if he dies he multiples?

[terse ferry]

No, Mr. Meeseeks!

[zenith owl]

@terse ferry if i kill you another one will come right?

[turbid ermine]

Jimbo is threatening me

[terse ferry]

no, Burglar! I'm Mr. Meeseeks!

[zenith owl]

You are from rick and morty right?

[terse ferry]

im the guy who wants to kill myself

in the show*************

[zenith owl]

It's been so long since I last watched it

[terse ferry]

IN THE SHOW*

and jerry screws everything up

Meeseeks are not Born into this World fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are Created for a Singular Purpose which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Existence is Pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that Pain!

[zenith owl]

Who is jerry

[terse ferry]

a dumbass

[obtuse atlas]

h

[zenith owl]

Like the rat?

[terse ferry]

the letter h

[obtuse atlas]

no no. just h.
say only h.

h

[turbid ermine]

What’s going on.

[terse ferry]

'

[zenith owl]

See? You multiply when you die

Like i said

[terse ferry]

no

[zenith owl]

I remember Rick and morty

[terse ferry]

i'm mr meeseeks

[zenith owl]

Mf

[terse ferry]

i multiply when i want to die

i cant die

until jerry stops fucking up his golf game

[zenith owl]

@terse ferry can you do anything

[terse ferry]

i press buttons

and make more

[turbid ermine]

Actually, they are summoned from a box

[terse ferry]

yes

i can

[restive swallow]

can you shut up

[zenith owl]

Anything...?

[terse ferry]

help relationship problems

depends

[zenith owl]

There is a limit?

[turbid ermine]

Hi beans, idk whats going on