🎙・server-chat

[haughty plinth]

yes

[edgy heath]

very well deserved

[dry briar]

BREAD KNOWS

[edgy heath]

lmfao yea the tarot deck

[edgy heath]

HAH I KNOW

swingcopter goated

[haughty plinth]

Full House 🤤

[edgy heath]

yum

[slim junco]

the flush house sitting in the corner

:

[haughty plinth]

Im trying to get flush house 💔

have got 0 deaths yet 🙏💔💔

I got 5 of a kind now

[edgy heath]

i got flush five and five of a kind in a run once

lost the game on ante 11 funnily

[meager plank]

What the hell is mobile Fortnite

[edgy heath]

idfk tried to run it and my phone crashed

neveragain.png

[haughty plinth]

Thank you stencil, here is your sticker of honor 🫡🫡

I would like to thank @edgy heath and @dry briar

[dry briar]

🔥

[edgy heath]

congratulations lil stencil

[haughty plinth]

Well deserved negative stencil, though we may have lost...you were not forgotten 🫡

You were the real MVP

[edgy heath]

without stencill you could NOT have won

[full granite]

Pa

[edgy heath]

opa

[misty axle]

hey balatreros

[edgy heath]

wazzah fellow balala player

[misty axle]

helo helo @edgy heath

[edgy heath]

your profile just blinded me btw

[edgy heath]

how ya doin

[shell sleet]

I finally did it!

[edgy heath]

congratulations @shell sleet

[shell sleet]

Thanks friend

[misty axle]

imvery good friend and you

[shell sleet]

Those legendary joker stickers took some grinding

[misty axle]

❤️ 🔥

[shell sleet]

Now I don’t know what to do with myself

That was a fun grind. I hope they add more jokers

[edgy heath]

im good too mate

[edgy heath]

now you can actually play the game

[misty axle]

glad to hear that mini blud

[meager plank]

What electronic communication device do you wield?

[small hemlock]

Good morning chat

[quiet igloo]

Plasma goated

[rugged cypress]

Did u win

[small hemlock]

That negative joker looks really offensive...

[rugged cypress]

I cant beat the difficulty with eternal joker

How did u guys beat it

[quiet igloo]

Plasma

[quick moat]

Don’t take bad eternals

[small hemlock]

Always pick the eternal pants

[rugged cypress]

Yea im doing that

[quick moat]

Any bias?

[rugged cypress]

I always prio the face cards tho

And i skip always the 1st bind

[small hemlock]

No, i just thought about the pants from the top of my head

[rugged cypress]

Because no money on the 1st bind

[quick moat]

Okey dokey

Gn now

[rugged cypress]

What deck u used to beat the eternal joker guys

[remote moss]

Erm, any deck?

[timid tundra]

@balmy horizon

[rugged cypress]

Rly

Its hard

[remote moss]

If you're talking about you're first time beating them you should try ghost deck

[rugged cypress]

Im using the black deck

[remote moss]

That's a though one

[small hemlock]

Save scummed cause of a bad ouija 🤭

[warm mist]

finished off plasma deck with a double wee setup

[remote moss]

Guys do you mind if I blueprint all over my Cavendish while you all reroll verdant leaf?

[warm mist]

fuck purple vessel

hard asf

[small hemlock]

No, please don't do that 😰

[remote moss]

Very large blind when very large hand comes in:

[warm mist]

it doesn't deserve ANYTHING but HATE

new deck where you get the skip tag if you select the blind, and u get nothing by skipping

long-cyt

cut

[tardy cloud]

I must be the reason why the developers have to nerf Ride The Bus, that is my goal.

[warm mist]

you mean developer

[remote moss]

Never had a good run whit that peace of shit

[warm mist]

we gamble

ride the bus is rlly good

+3 mult every blind

if you play your cards right

[remote moss]

I just don't get it to work

Flash card on the other hand

Now THAT is a good joker

[warm mist]

true!

square joker should give +8

+4 is next to nothing

[remote moss]

I think Jimbo should buff Onix agate

It just does almost the same as the other blue joker that does the same but less

[trail cairn]

possibly the hardest deck

[meager plank]

+6

I’ve come to the realization square joker gives +4 due to it being a square, 4 sides.

[warm mist]

9

it should be 9

[meager plank]

I’ve come to the realization that due is different than do

[warm mist]

and a square number

[meager plank]

2048 chips is the only correct answer

[warm mist]

true..

[worldly marsh]

if only +16 chips wasnt too much

itd work well

thematically

[warm mist]

the world if

chipflation was real

[meager plank]

The world if Chips absolutely sucked

Wee joker ❌
Lucky cat ✅

[warm mist]

onyx agate should be +3 to its bonus per club played

[worldly marsh]

lol

[meager plank]

Who else takes holo jokers early game in high stakes because you suck at the game

Me me me!

[warm mist]

plasma dek

[meager plank]

Haven’t made it past purple stake

How I see plasma deck gold stake

[warm mist]

balatro x celeste when

60% of the people I see who play this game are trans women

I think it would be cool to give back to the

community

[small hemlock]

I just spent 5 minutes explaining balatro to my teacher and he said he might try it

[warm mist]

i beated it today!

[warm mist]

how did you do it

[latent hemlock]

Reminds me of hearing stories of my teachers playing lethal company together.

[small hemlock]

I just full on explained how it worked
And he said it was like magic the gathering (cause of the jokers, arcana and spectral cards) and poker (cause of the hands you play)

Bro really said 😈🙂🙂🍌🍜

[latent hemlock]

🍜

Fits it more

[small hemlock]

I didn't know there was a ramen emoji

[warm mist]

that's pretty raw man

might add some users I think is cool here

[noble herald]

Hey guys, would there be a mod available rn? Got a report to do

[meager plank]

Anybody fw ccm hbk

[warm mist]

what's that

[warm mist]

Idk try pinging one of them

[meager plank]

Bro ccm hbk is up next

[meager plank]

He’s up next

[warm mist]

guessing it's an artist

[warm mist]

have never heard of him

[meager plank]

He’s kinda underground

[warm mist]

is that u

[meager plank]

Nah

I have no clue who this is

My cat looked him up

[warm mist]

2 monthly is insane

might be one of those ai artists spotify made

justa hunch

[meager plank]

When I found him 2 years ago he had 0

[warm mist]

dangg

[small hemlock]

Bro's not underground, he's under the crust of the earth 😭
2 monthly listeners is wild

[warm mist]

probably a real person nvm

[meager plank]

He’s on the come up

[meager plank]

He may or may not be in hell

[warm mist]

are his tracks fire though

the real question

[meager plank]

Idk he only has one song and he’s a feature

[tribal beacon]

This is underground

[small hemlock]

WTF

[meager plank]

Mainstream

[warm mist]

a semen

[small hemlock]

Why does your bag smell like thst

[warm mist]

weirrrd

[meager plank]

I think his friend just told him to hop on a song and he did 😭

Ccm hbk does not exist anywhere else

[warm mist]

lost media

[tribal beacon]

Dunno

[meager plank]

The man behind ccm hbk is an unknown individual

We will never know who he is

Who else in chat got a B

[raw valve]

Ain't that hard tbh

[meager plank]

I don’t know how you got $8,004 but I can’t do that

[raw valve]

First shop bull ftw

[meager plank]

I got 3 blueprints once

[tribal beacon]

[meager plank]

Without showman

[raw valve]

Invisible and ankh

?

[meager plank]

Yeah

Very early

[raw valve]

What did you copy at the end

[meager plank]

I copied photo 2 times and a brainstorm helped me copy Chad 2 times, I was looking for ancient joker and just didn’t live long enough

[tacit surge]

does Chad synergize with wee?

[meager plank]

Only made it to e14 sadly

[warm mist]

omg celeste from the hit game madeline

[meager plank]

Of course it does, but you could have 2 wees! Juice wrld brags about having 2 wees!

[tacit surge]

wht

[meager plank]

I think wee is better than arrowhead

And I think you should sell arrowhead for a chance at another wee

[warm mist]

would you rather pinned brainstorm or eternal invis

[meager plank]

What is pinned brainstorm

[warm mist]

brainstorm that's pinned to the left

[meager plank]

And I don’t think eternal in invis possible

Not sure tho

[warm mist]

if they are

which one would you

[meager plank]

Brainstorm to the left is useless

[warm mist]

beat gold stake with

[warm mist]

yes that's the point

[meager plank]

Because another brainstorm would be useless

So I’d take invis

[warm mist]

w

[meager plank]

Well you have to understand that pinned brainstorm is actually worse than useless

[warm mist]

it cancels future brainstorms

[meager plank]

Yes

[warm mist]

sad honestly

[meager plank]

At least invis doesn’t actively harm anything

It’s just basically unlocking invis all over again

[small hemlock]

How do you unlock brainstorm?

[warm mist]

for 1 million dollars would you cut off a hand or beat black deck gold stake 3 times in a day

[warm mist]

discard a royal flushe

[meager plank]

I think it’s the discarding royal flush one

[tacit surge]

Well damn

[warm mist]

gamer

[meager plank]

Why didn’t you take my kumquat invis

[small hemlock]

Can it be done with a checkered deck?

[tacit surge]

I did

[meager plank]

I don’t know

[meager plank]

Oh it copied arrowhead?

[tacit surge]

it became arrowhead

yes

[meager plank]

That’s hilarious honestly

[tribal beacon]

Bring the noise!

[warm mist]

noise

[tacit surge]

do I sell arrowhead or DNA?

[warm mist]

noyze

[meager plank]

I don’t see anything worth copying with DNA, so I’d say dna.

[warm mist]

maybe dna

[tacit surge]

alr

[meager plank]

I usually copy red seal polychrome steel kings

[warm mist]

you're supposed to copy stone cards

[warm mist]

actually do poly steel cards do the polychrome effect if held in hand

like

1.5 is steel

does it do it

[meager plank]

No, but it’s better for scoring when you play them

[warm mist]

Idfk

[warm mist]

I see

[meager plank]

Very minuscule

Not worth losing a run for

[warm mist]

old screenshot what

raised fist as a win condition

[meager plank]

Fists are meant to be had in pairs

[haughty plinth]

People are saying Balatro is just like Solitaire

[rugged cypress]

Finally i have beaten eternal jokers after 1 week

[half nest]

Balatro is solitaire

but funky

[tacit surge]

perkeo*

should I Take? already checked what it is and it would be perjeo

[rugged cypress]

I hate that 🍜

[warm mist]

it is just solitaire

[half nest]

goofy solitaire

[warm mist]

how do you know

[half nest]

You can use a banana to increase your score

which is pretty funky

[meager plank]

I would because I like legendaries, I’d advise against it

[latent hemlock]

How many two’s you got

[tacit surge]

I Took and the alt+f4

[warm mist]

the gamer

[haughty plinth]

😔

[latent hemlock]

Nah

Don’t take

Yur too far into the antes to make it worth getting

[small hemlock]

I can, i just did it :3

[warm mist]

new legendary joker that destroys the rightmost card in your discarded hand

without fail

[latent hemlock]

That should not be a legendary

Imo

[meager plank]

New legendary joker that disables the chip requirements for every blind

[warm mist]

I think it'd be insane

but maybe not

[latent hemlock]

Think about it

We already have trading card

Which is an uncommon

[warm mist]

technically trading card yeah yada yafa

it should be a rare

[latent hemlock]

And that one is pretty well balanced

[warm mist]

boom

[meager plank]

We have lunch eater why have chicot

[latent hemlock]

What??

[warm mist]

might be too situational to be a legendary

[latent hemlock]

I feel like it would be a little weak for a legendary

[warm mist]

boss blind that resets your chips to 1 because it hates you

[warm mist]

destroys right card and enchants left card

[warm mist]

if it's one card it does nothing

[small hemlock]

Uwu-ifies your face cards

[warm mist]

thought those were top scars

[tribal beacon]

Wha?

[warm mist]

breast reduction surgery

[meager plank]

New legendary joker that gives 1^10000 chips

[warm mist]

might be too good

totally

[meager plank]

No chips suck remember

[small hemlock]

Ice cream, my beloved

[tribal beacon]

What the hell is a blind?

[small hemlock]

It's when a person can't see
I hope it helps

[meager plank]

Sometimes I take it perishable just to make abstract joker stronger

[small hemlock]

YOOO BRAINSTORM IN MY SHOP

LET'S GOOOO

[warm mist]

new legendary joker that sets your chips to 0 but gives gains 2 xmult per blind selected

[small hemlock]

How does it work with ice cream joker? Does it work?

[warm mist]

you need to put ice-cream to your right

[meager plank]

So 0x anything is 0

[warm mist]

so that it doesn't get eaten by the hypothetical joker

yes

so you need to have a chips joker

[small hemlock]

Wait, brainstorm can melt too...(

Fuck

[warm mist]

to use it properly

[warm mist]

wait no I thought you were talking about my joker idea uh no brainstorm only copies the ability

[meager plank]

Joker that gives +3 chips for every discard used

[warm mist]

not the downside

[small hemlock]

Tell me if this works well, I'm using checkered deck

Holo even steven
holo sly joker
splash
brainstorm
the idol

[warm mist]

so if you copy a stuntman you won't get a 5 card hand

I think

Idk

[meager plank]

This makes me sad

[warm mist]

no it would be 4

that's insane

new challenge idea??

[meager plank]

Square joker reference

[warm mist]

hell yeah

[meager plank]

• hand size vouchers don’t appear 💔💔

[warm mist]

it would work well with this too

[meager plank]

Joker that, when sold, rerolls every tag in your current ante

[haughty plinth]

Little does he know, he wont be negative for long... 💔

[warm mist]

would be fire

[tribal beacon]

[warm mist]

I thought negative jokers reverse their effects

when I first started

[tribal beacon]

Wait, could it be destroyed while the jokers are full?

Oh wait

Yes it could

[meager plank]

Evil French banana: -15 mult, 6 in 1 chance to be destroyed at the end of round

[warm mist]

what does it do other than that

[meager plank]

Insults you for pronouncing its name wrong and calls you a useless foreigner

[small hemlock]

Flush five? Yooo, crazy

Sixth sense carried

[small hemlock]

It gave me an ouija and boom, all kings

[meager plank]

I didn’t know people actually used ouija

I’ve only ever used it as a joke while trying to get a 1 hand size

[small hemlock]

I'm still leaning the game, so I'm trying to figure out how it can be used

Learning*

[meager plank]

Do you know pool

[high orbit]

ouija can be worth imo

it depends on a bunch of factors

[tidal niche]

no it isn't

[high orbit]

but if a 4oak build is good in your position I'd say it can be good, and if you have bonus handsize it's much better

[meager plank]

Local bars hate this one trick

[haughty plinth]

This banana WONT DIE

HURRY UP

[tribal beacon]

Gros michel wont extinct!!!!!!

[meager plank]

I have this issue where I get bananas that die before I get used to having them

[haughty plinth]

He better.

[small hemlock]

Oh, i discovered a new planet card
Eris

[meager plank]

You know I was actually inspired to try a gros michel from balatro

[haughty plinth]

I love Eris 🤤

[tribal beacon]

Xdd

[haughty plinth]

But Ceres my beloved ❤️❤️❤️

[tribal beacon]

What does it do?

[small hemlock]

Levels up flush five

[meager plank]

It was very good, I think we should revert to gros michel

[haughty plinth]

Do I do it...?

It would be funny.

[meager plank]

Who needs certificate anyways

[small hemlock]

I'm trying checkered deck red stake

[haughty plinth]

I got this

[small hemlock]

Do you guys usually skip the small blinds?

[haughty plinth]

WHY THE FLIP IS MICHAL STILL ALIVE?!?!

[meager plank]

If it gives me $25 ante 1 I do

[meager plank]

I had a gros michel last all 8 antes before.

[haughty plinth]

💔

[small hemlock]

My current ante 1 is +3 hand size and mega arcana pack

Boss blind is the head

[meager plank]

That’s not $25

[small hemlock]

Yknow what...

Hopium time
Skipped both and hope i get throwback 🙂

[haughty plinth]

NOW

What do I sell?

Might have to say goodbye to all but 2 pair

[meager plank]

Invisible joker

[haughty plinth]

maybe 3 pair can stay

[meager plank]

3 pair

[haughty plinth]

Okay but...I need to delete some stuff

Michal is gone.

[meager plank]

No

[warm mist]

gros michel

[haughty plinth]

Hanging chad is gone.

[meager plank]

No

[haughty plinth]

Do I hit now?

[meager plank]

Idk

[haughty plinth]

Cause idm which one I get

Im going full house

Lmao

Worth it

[meager plank]

Put the pair after the 3

Or don’t

It’s a single player game and I can’t tell you how to play

[haughty plinth]

Wait wont that only be X2.5 mult?

or...

[worldly marsh]

goddamn was that an ankh into an invis or something

oh ok didnt scroll up

[tribal beacon]

Holy freakin damm

[worldly marsh]

my fault

[worldly marsh]

doesnt matter

commutative property of multiplication

[haughty plinth]

Started with Hex, then ankh, then invis

[meager plank]

I know but I like how it looks better

[worldly marsh]

lol fair

[haughty plinth]

Now....Do I replace any for some base mult...?

[warm mist]

maybe trio

[haughty plinth]

Yeah thats what I was thinking

[warm mist]

ur polychrome thingys would make up for it

[meager plank]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but 2 people were murdered in the Bronx at some point

[worldly marsh]

whats ur hand level

[haughty plinth]

Exactly, and I dont have any base mult

[haughty plinth]

Its not too bad though

[meager plank]

You’re probably fine

[worldly marsh]

also yeah trio is the one to go since polychrome duo is easier to activate and gives the same xmult

[worldly marsh]

hmmm fortune teller is effectively X4 mult here

[haughty plinth]

So...do I replace trio and get Fortune or no

[worldly marsh]

on 3oak

[worldly marsh]

and like X9 mult on pair

[haughty plinth]

Yeah I think ill take away trio

and get some more base mult

[worldly marsh]

alr

gl soldier

[obtuse bone]

i just came here to say i hate black

[meager plank]

????

[haughty plinth]

Thank you

Just got Foil on the Fortune

Chad is back

Now why the fuck are some red?

[meager plank]

2 cavendish or 1,408 gros Michel

[haughty plinth]

are they the dupes

[warm mist]

bro just turned 12

[remote moss]

Look chat she's angry

[warm mist]

the red ones are jokers that have been copied

so they're probably your duos

[obtuse bone]

19 but close enough

[meager plank]

Is it a bug

[warm mist]

hopefully not

[brisk zinc]

natural trib in ante 1 you love to see it

[meager plank]

What works an unnatural trib be

[warm mist]

me when I smack the king's ass

[meager plank]

?

[obtuse bone]

what tribulet did

[brisk zinc]

x2 mult for all kings and queens

[obtuse bone]

he smacked the kings ass and was like sorry i thought you were the queen

[warm mist]

the real Irl triboulet

[meager plank]

I do that all the time

wtf

[warm mist]

huge w

[brisk zinc]

oh i thought u were asking what it does lol

[worldly marsh]

yeah game does that

prob a bug

(but it doesnt affect the game or anything beyond giving you extra information)

[obtuse bone]

i feel like if was a bug it would have been fixed by now

[worldly marsh]

if i had to guess it's that red deck is the default deck in the code and that's what the back of a card reverts to when duped

[haughty plinth]

Looking high and low for invis

[worldly marsh]

i mean it could be hard to patch like the mime + gold card quicktime event that thunk said isnt intended

devs arent perfect and not every bug is easy to fix

[obtuse bone]

i also feel like this would be easy to fix if he wanted to that badly

[warm mist]

what's this one

[worldly marsh]

what are you basing that on

[haughty plinth]

Fuck...hes back.

[warm mist]

do not..

[obtuse bone]

if you switch jokers mid hand it doesnt change just make it change later

[worldly marsh]

swapping mime to be copied during scoring so that after scoring ends it switches to mime being copied the most for gold card triggers

[haughty plinth]

I wont

[warm mist]

holy w

[worldly marsh]

easier said than done depending on how the game was programmed

[warm mist]

balatro coding is really good no?

[worldly marsh]

probably

hes been at game making for a long time

[obtuse bone]

i have no idea how this game is coded but i feel like it just should just be able to not check when finishing

[haughty plinth]

Man, parents said I had to hop off the game

I will continue my duo

At a later date

[vernal idol]

It only changes after the hand being played is over

[haughty plinth]

But now I can play Balatro on my phone! 😁

[obtuse bone]

we are talking about the copying mime for gold cards

[vernal idol]

Ah

Never really get to a point where I can use mime sadly

[worldly marsh]

im also inclined to think this, but it could be a situation where it's just more effort than it's worth to make the game force remember joker order and revert it during the transfer from the scoring phase to the gold card / blue seal phase

[obtuse bone]

either way i feel like if localthunk changes this some players will not be very happy

[worldly marsh]

also true

doubt he'd care all too much but it is true

[obtuse bone]

i see it more as when bugs become features

[haughty plinth]

I'm happy they have Balatro mobile for long car drives 🤤😋

[worldly marsh]

it's not intended so it's not really a bug become feature situation

i doubt hed patch it back in if a future patch happened to accidentally break it or something

whereas with stuff like Terraria hoiks they patch it back in intentionally nowadays

[edgy heath]

a potato

[meager plank]

You are 2 chromosomes away from a potato

[small hemlock]

"The goad"
It's joever chat

[edgy heath]

technically yes

[edgy heath]

its so over

what are yalls favourite suits

[small hemlock]

I was running a checkered deck

[edgy heath]

oh damn

what ante you on

[haughty plinth]

Hearts (I love Isaac)

[meager plank]

Where did i take this picture

[small hemlock]

I forgot... I started a new run 🙂

[meager plank]

I’d say wabash street

[haughty plinth]

Wabash Street, obviously

I love Hearts, I love Isaac

♥️♥️

[edgy heath]

bruh😭

[edgy heath]

spades solos

[small hemlock]

Riff raff made hallucination and fortunate teller 🙏

Goated

[edgy heath]

idk but i think it might be wabash st

[edgy heath]

straight goated

[worldly marsh]

what does this mean

[edgy heath]

imagine if riff raff made hanging chad and photograph

[meager plank]

A potato only has 2 more chromosomes than a human

[edgy heath]

humans have 46 chromosomes potatoes have 48

[worldly marsh]

didnt know that interesting

[edgy heath]

im only 2 chromosomes away from a potato

[small hemlock]

PANTS, LET'S GOOOO

[haughty plinth]

But Isaac 💔💔

[edgy heath]

LETS GOOOOO

[edgy heath]

hearts is a close second

cuz isaac

[worldly marsh]

although im assuming that potatoes can have different numbers of chromosomes like humans can

[edgy heath]

isaac my beloved

[meager plank]

If you’re curious it’s Michigan city, Indiana, idk who puts a nuclear reactor in a city but they did!

[worldly marsh]

so theres gotta be some potatoes with the same amount

[haughty plinth]

I forgot what skin i have for Spades

OH WAIT

SHOVEL KNIGHT

I love shovel knight

[edgy heath]

no no all humans have 46 chromosomes and all potatoes have 48

[worldly marsh]

a smart city does

[edgy heath]

only disabled people have more chromosomes

[meager plank]

Never mind it’s a coal powered one not a nuclear powered one it’s boring

[edgy heath]

YO SAME

[meager plank]

So disabled people and disabled potatoes are the same thing?

[haughty plinth]

Non balatro players*

[worldly marsh]

nuclear reactors are insanely safe, especially more safe than coal/fossil fuel plants

[haughty plinth]

I love Shovel Knight

[edgy heath]

meh all my homies hate coal powered reactors

[edgy heath]

type shit😭

[meager plank]

But Chernobyl exploded and Michigan city didn’t

[worldly marsh]

are you meaning to imply that disabled people arent people

[edgy heath]

im a disabled potato

[haughty plinth]

I think my card skins are Fallout, Shovel Knight, Enter the Gungeon, and Tboi

[edgy heath]

oh god oh god

[small hemlock]

Chat, do i take the economy tag

[meager plank]

Potatoes are people too

[haughty plinth]

On my phone I think I have Stardew though

[edgy heath]

THEY ARE BUT UM

[small hemlock]

(I have $0)

[worldly marsh]

chernobyl was an old and poorly maintained soviet reactor

[brisk zinc]

all these negative tags and no money to reroll 💔

[haughty plinth]

Then yes

[edgy heath]

potato lives matter

[haughty plinth]

You need that income

[worldly marsh]

of course it blew up spectacularly

we dont run shitty soviet reactors in modern day

[meager plank]

If coal one explodes will it make the area around it uninhabitable for a while or nah

Just curious

[worldly marsh]

yes

[haughty plinth]

I dont even want to know how you got so many.

[edgy heath]

suffering from success

[worldly marsh]

in fact it does when its properly functioning

[meager plank]

I know what I’m gonna do this weekend

[edgy heath]

anaglyph bro

[worldly marsh]

coal emits terrible radiation when burned

and poison and etc

[small hemlock]

Obelisk, do i take it

[worldly marsh]

surrounding area is fucked to live in

[zenith bridge]

Why am I so unlucky

[meager plank]

So I should burn coal instead of buying more mouse traps

[haughty plinth]

Wait, I think I haven't used that deck yet 💔💔

[worldly marsh]

lol

[meager plank]

Btw any kind of reactor in a city makes it seem pretty depressing, and I remember there being a very unpleasant smell in Michigan city.

[edgy heath]

youre missing out on a lot of fun bro

[haughty plinth]

Wait what stake do you need to beat to get it? 😭😭

I only have 24% completion 💔💔

[worldly marsh]

nuclear reactors dont emit odor unless they blow up

[brisk zinc]

has to be the highest number of jokers i've ever had lol

[worldly marsh]

but i do agree

stuff like coal plants make all that depressing smog and odor

awful vibes

[edgy heath]

i think green or black stake

[haughty plinth]

I think you need a few more Negatives tbh. Not enough

[brisk zinc]

true

[meager plank]

This one’s a coal reactor and I think the smell usually comes from a nearby town that happens to have natural gas leaks often, and natural gas is scented bad artificially so you can identify it I think

[edgy heath]

what a noob i have 25%😎🤙🏻

[haughty plinth]

Broo you are such bro

Pro*

[meager plank]

So nuclear reactors are great and we should use them more

[edgy heath]

im such bro😭😭

[haughty plinth]

I only completed ONE challenge 💔💔😭

[worldly marsh]

yepp

[worldly marsh]

yeah pretty much

[haughty plinth]

Shut upp 💔

[edgy heath]

same lmao😭

omelette go brr

[haughty plinth]

I did the knife one

[edgy heath]

😭

[haughty plinth]

I didn't do that oneee

[edgy heath]

i forgot what was it again

[meager plank]

What about the pressurized water reactor things what are those

[worldly marsh]

problem with nuclear reactors is they arent as good for exploiting people and would uproot fossil fuel business so oh well

[haughty plinth]

Knife always at the left side of screen (immortal) I got the knife one done cause I pulled madness 😭💔

[worldly marsh]

hydroelectric?

[edgy heath]

holy

[haughty plinth]

I'm just glad I got madness

It carried so hard

[edgy heath]

i destroyed omelette cuz i got throwback and swashbuckler

[quiet igloo]

Should I replace raised fist for mad joker…?

[meager plank]

Idk what this means

[brisk zinc]

nice extra large blind idiot!

[haughty plinth]

Brooo lucky as

[meager plank]

Is it nuclear power plant?

[brisk zinc]

i found photograph too

[haughty plinth]

Phew, that was a close one

[edgy heath]

ifkr like swash was the best joker for the run

[edgy heath]

close one almost ended the run

[brisk zinc]

holy +mult

biggest swashbuckler

[haughty plinth]

Yeah tbh, I just love madness on the knife. I think I got it to like a X16 mult or something

Or higher idrm

[worldly marsh]

fair me neither lol

i will say that like

any power generation uses the heat from coal/nuclear/fire/gas/whatever they use to turn water into steam that turns turbines

so that might be what ur thinking of?

[worldly marsh]

(yes this means fossil fuel and nuclear power plants are just enormous very efficient steam engines. we will never escape steam engines)

[edgy heath]

damn thats wild

[haughty plinth]

People in my Gc are hating on Balatro

[rustic flax]

When next major update

[haughty plinth]

Saying that it's overrated 💔

[edgy heath]

kill them

[obtuse bone]

they just haters

[haughty plinth]

Sometime this year

They said how it's just a basic old card game like Solitaire

💔

[rustic flax]

They probably never played absolute cinema gameplay

[haughty plinth]

They watched a YouTube playthrough 💔💔🙏

[edgy heath]

guys

[obtuse bone]

i feel like if you've never played the game you're gonna look at it like meh

me n my gf are both guilty of this but i got hooked made her play it now shes hooked too

[edgy heath]

uysguys

[vast musk]

trust me, my grandma plays solitare, her head would explode if she played balatro.

[edgy heath]

guys

guys

[latent hemlock]

What

[edgy heath]

is the tutorial run winnable

[latent hemlock]

Probs

[rustic flax]

Yes

[haughty plinth]

I play Solitaire and my head exploded when I played Balatro

[edgy heath]

how so tell me im gonna win it

[inner tiger]

Rule 3

[brisk zinc]

dude what do i even sell

selling negatives doesn't help

[vast musk]

truth and real

[obtuse bone]

maybe mime

[haughty plinth]

Me and Dead Cells 💔💔 I fucking love Dead Cells

[edgy heath]

dusk or mime

[brisk zinc]

yea i think so too

the only thing mime does for me rn is steel cards

so bye

[brisk zinc]

nah dusk is kinda carrying me

[latent hemlock]

How many steels you got

[brisk zinc]

not enough to justify keeping mime over brainstorm

[haughty plinth]

I have this really really big place in my heart for all Indie games ♥️♥️

[latent hemlock]

Okay

[vast musk]

I played Dead Island 2 past 2 days, its actually really good, well at least now it is.

[brisk zinc]

i should brainstorm the trib right

[meager plank]

Potatoes have 48 chromosomes and most humans have 46, I was just saying you as in most people. We are all equally 2 chromosomes away from a potato

[haughty plinth]

I haven't played, what's it about?

[vast musk]

First person zombie hack n slash set in L.A.

Game was garbo when it released but I got it for free in the epic games store recently (enjoyed it alot)

[obtuse bone]

anyone in here played clair obscur?

[haughty plinth]

Kinda like first person Hotline Miami or...?

[brisk zinc]

where's the reroll voucher when you need it

this run is just straight up dead lol

[vast musk]

not exactly

[obtuse bone]

oof

[haughty plinth]

ALWAYS buy it when you can 💔💔

[obtuse bone]

all my homies hate the plant

[haughty plinth]

Oh, I mean it sounds pretty fun

[vast musk]

its as gorey as hotline miami

[brisk zinc]

didn't see it once on this run sadly

[haughty plinth]

I hate the needle early game...😡💔

[vast musk]

its actually way more gorey than hotline miami

[meager plank]

Is this Homer Simpson’s workplace

[inner tiger]

that is scientifically funny then lol

[haughty plinth]

More gorey than Half Sword...?

[vast musk]

Dead Island 2's gore is apparently still probably the greatest procedural gore system to ever be made.

[brisk zinc]

my first ever unseeded e!!!

[meager plank]

Sadly you can’t just add 2 chromosomes to a person and turn them into a potato, yk with chromosomes being different between species and whatnot, but if you dumb it down as much as possible we are closer to a potato than some monkeys!

[brisk zinc]

at least got something cool before the run dies

[obtuse bone]

IMO my bad ones are the:
needle
plant
the one where you have to play different hands
the arm (more psychological warefare than actual run ending)
the fish is sometimes bad

[meager plank]

Is it super ultra mega Chad

[haughty plinth]

Jesus. Sounds peak

[haughty plinth]

I FUCKING HATE THE FISH

[brisk zinc]

no chad but buskin

[novel fjord]

the hook gets me a lot early on

I also really dont like the pyschic

[meager plank]

My unseeded e was strange

[brisk zinc]

the triple bp

[haughty plinth]

Want another blueprint with that?

[obtuse bone]

It's always photochad

[meager plank]

I wish

[haughty plinth]

Oh yeah I remember an old run I had where I was stoned

[obtuse bone]

Everywhere I go I see his face

[meager plank]

I wasn’t even trying to use photochad, just happened to see it in the shop. Sadly nothing better appeared

[haughty plinth]

Add SaB and you got it

[honest void]

never seen someone put hanging chad at the left and photograph at the right

[haughty plinth]

I see him everywhere.

[honest void]

feels wierd to look at

[inner tiger]

Ferns have like 47,000 chromosomes or something

[haughty plinth]

My gf name

[meager plank]

So what you’re telling me is that if I eat a fern I can have more chromosomes than you

[quiet igloo]

I wonder where my square joker is

[obtuse bone]

Just found out I'm a fern

[meager plank]

Sadly nobody can tell

[honest void]

it's the left I swear

[haughty plinth]

I can never tell where that cop is

[honest void]

bro believed too much in cartoon logic

[haughty plinth]

Took me forever

[meager plank]

I notice your photograph ended up on the right, that’s funny.

[willow kite]

Lol square isnt that thick

[haughty plinth]

He is shorter than the pole

Close enough

[meager plank]

K

[haughty plinth]

Old photo of me getting stoned

[meager plank]

What do you gain from that

[haughty plinth]

Shit ton of base chips

And the mult from Constellation

[meager plank]

I prefer hiker

315 chip ace 🔥🔥

[haughty plinth]

But stone 🤤🤤

Shiny stone

[zenith owl]

Hi

It's a me

[meager plank]

Pls don’t rob me

[zenith owl]

I am thinking about it

Is a balatro a card game?

Why is it a card game?

[latent hemlock]

… because you’re hands are cards, you can buff those cards

[zenith owl]

Can i buff myself?

[latent hemlock]

Yes

Go to the gym

👍

[zenith owl]

I do

[latent hemlock]

Or school

[zenith owl]

I got those gains

[latent hemlock]

I don’t, too lazy for gym

[zenith owl]

Well be energetic!

Or have a walk

[latent hemlock]

I am energetic, energetic and lazy

[zenith owl]

I love walking

[latent hemlock]

It comes with the adhd

It was a great combo deal

The adhd chaos pack

[zenith owl]

Even though my feet hurts most of the time due to how long I walk but I still love walking it's so fun

[latent hemlock]

I also bought autism cuz 1+1 free

[zenith owl]

I just walked 5km to my house

[latent hemlock]

Damn

I cycle a lot tho

For work

[zenith bridge]

Take or no

[brisk zinc]

take

[small hemlock]

Amber corn shuffled blueprint next to throwback, throwback is at 3.75

[brisk zinc]

assemble the photochad

[small hemlock]

We're so back

[zenith bridge]

Who do I sell

[slim junco]

how many kings in deck

if not that much and you dont care about endless sell it

[zenith bridge]

I’ve only got 6 but I’m building my deck towards it

and I’m on ante 9

[slim junco]

then prob bloodstone if you can reliably trigger ancient

[zenith bridge]

Alright then

[meager plank]

Pretty impressive to me that my WiFi and data symbols don’t burn in to my screen, considering that according to screen time I spent 25 hours a day on my phone.

[zenith bridge]

Should I take dna

[neat furnace]

hi guys im new here

[haughty plinth]

Would be decent for duping kings

[wanton steeple]

I had the greatest stright run ruined because the final boss flipped my jokers and couldn't proc them to find what was what

Actually angry rn

[zenith bridge]

But who to sell

[haughty plinth]

You should probably take for Photo because it only tags once

Oh wait

I forgot Chad

[zenith bridge]

If I sell photo I might die

[haughty plinth]

Yeahh...

[zenith bridge]

I’ve got the plasma deck

[ebon ridge]

soooo pretty :o

[haughty plinth]

Shit, yeah this is hard

Uhhh

How many kings do you have?

[zenith bridge]

If it was negative all my problems would be solved

[zenith bridge]

6😭😭

[ebon ridge]

Never Lucky!

[haughty plinth]

Is Baron really that worth it then 😭😭

[zenith bridge]

I’m js tryna get baron to work

[haughty plinth]

Maybe you could stick with what you have now, though DNA is really good

[zenith bridge]

that’s why I want Ty e dna

The

[haughty plinth]

DNA would of been your best bet then 😭

[zenith bridge]

Yeah but if I sell anything else I’m dead😭

[haughty plinth]

Baron does do what acient does now 😭

So Ancient just is Baron but slightly worse

Sometimes.

You might just have to not take DNA 💔💔😔

[zenith bridge]

Idk boiii Ts so tuff

[zenith bridge]

might have to do that fr

If it was negative

[haughty plinth]

💔

[haughty plinth]

One could only of wished

[terse pagoda]

Negative > Polychrome

[haughty plinth]

Negative solos any 😭💔

[terse pagoda]

Fr

[meager plank]

You can tell a picture is in Michigan city if the grass is greener when you’re not there

[terse pagoda]

Aww thanks

[autumn pebble]

Truly needed that

[meager plank]

Always remember it could be worse, you could live in Michigan city

[haughty plinth]

Jimbo. Your +4 could of been so much better. 💔

[meager plank]

Why don’t you cost $3 I think you should cost $3

[zenith bridge]

I’m dead

[haughty plinth]

As the face of Balatro, you get beaten by majority of jokers 💔💔

[terse pagoda]

Jimbo The violet Vessel Is here do something 💔

[meager plank]

At least you’re not in Michigan city

[haughty plinth]

Do you not know how to screen shot or something or...??😭😭

[meager plank]

Screenshots are hard

[haughty plinth]

Windows + Shift + S

[zenith bridge]

I’m texting on my phone so I’m not finna go on my pc screenshot it open discord and send it here

[terse pagoda]

Prob not on pc discord

[haughty plinth]

I just have discord always open 💔💔

[meager plank]

Where is windows

[haughty plinth]

Uhh if you look at a wall, there is a 25% chance of a window

[meager plank]

Actually in my room it’s 50%

[zenith bridge]

I have no windows

[haughty plinth]

1/5 chance both break 💔💔😭

[zenith bridge]

Thanks for the proof mate

[meager plank]

No problem

[haughty plinth]

Get some natural light man 💔💔

[zenith bridge]

I go outside like atleast 26 a day

[meager plank]

Opposite corner to prove I only have 2 windows

[haughty plinth]

Wtf does 26 a day mean 😭💔💔

[terse pagoda]

+26 mult

[zenith bridge]

Seconds

[terse pagoda]

peak ragebaiting

[meager plank]

I go outside 1 time a week for 6 hours

[haughty plinth]

Make sure your glass don't break 💔

[zenith bridge]

What does win a run without ever having more than 4 jokers get you

[haughty plinth]

How is that... nvm

[terse pagoda]

[meager plank]

Invisible joker that does nothing

[zenith bridge]

That’s useful bro

[meager plank]

It’s like blank voucher

It’s only use is selling it

[alpine cloak]

holy peak

[haughty plinth]

Play uhh... painted deck

[zenith bridge]

Purchase the egg

[meager plank]

How the skibidi is that winning

[haughty plinth]

Skibidi 💔💔

Cmon man

[meager plank]

Buy egg and copy it with blueprint

[terse pagoda]

Type shi

[alpine cloak]

x125 mult (not including polychrome)

[zenith bridge]

How tf am I supposed to win a run in fewer than 12

[meager plank]

Anaglyph

Plasma

[alpine cloak]

im gonna do things to you

[haughty plinth]

😢 💔

[meager plank]

I turn 18 in November

[terse pagoda]

Freaky ass

[alpine cloak]

[haughty plinth]

Soon to be unc 💔💔

[terse pagoda]

[meager plank]

Actually I’ll never be an unc because my only sibling isn’t having kids

[alpine cloak]

anyways rate the deck though

[meager plank]

1/10 no photochad

Let’s say every deck starts off at 5/10
5/10+3 for good synergy
8/10-2 hanging chad
6/10-1 no photo
5/10-4 you could have photochad instead
1/10

[alpine cloak]

this is my mult multiplier with it

[meager plank]

Yeah well my photochad got me e11 mult once

You can only get a lot of mult if your run ends the next hand

[haughty plinth]

What about my triple duo 😢😢

It won't get me far, but it is fun.

[meager plank]

5/10+6 because 3x2 =6
11/10-1 because 11/10 isn’t real
10/10-3 for unnecessary trio
7/10+1 for hologram
8/10+1 for 3 polychrome
9/10-2 because I felt like it
7/10

[wicked heart]

How to switch my progress from one phone to another

I need help

[haughty plinth]

I took away trio for Fortune for more Base mult

[meager plank]

Pics or it didn’t happen

lol

[haughty plinth]

Fuck. I'll screen shot it when I get back to my computer in the morning 😭💔💔

[alpine cloak]

peak

[haughty plinth]

Thank you

[alpine cloak]

imagine dou, trio, family

tribe and order

[haughty plinth]

Family won't do well with them

💔

[meager plank]

Can I please see more to rate

[haughty plinth]

I play Full House

[meager plank]

I’m having fun

[meager plank]

I never liked that show

[haughty plinth]

Stone

[meager plank]

5/10-1 for empty slot
4/10+2 negative blueprint
6/10-.5 because negative half joker
5.5+🪨
🪨/10

[haughty plinth]

Thank you

Here is another from a while ago

[worldly marsh]

wtf negative flowerpot is sick

[haughty plinth]

What can I say, I love my flowers

[worldly marsh]

also ermmm minor nitpick

blueprint hologram at the start

to give +10 mult from holographic first

[haughty plinth]

My hologram was very high

[worldly marsh]

🤓 (this is directed at myself)

[haughty plinth]

But I understand

It was an old ss

[worldly marsh]

understandable

[haughty plinth]

It's alright

[meager plank]

5/10+2 photo
7/10+1 negative photo
8/10+1 blueprint
9/10+1 hologram with large deck
10/10-3 I don’t like yorick because I play high stakes
7/10-1 sock and virgin < photochad
6/10-1 constellation and hologram both need money so you’re gonna go broke
5/10-1 idk what flower pot does
4/10+1 because of strength
5/10

[worldly marsh]

lol

[haughty plinth]

I had Discount voucher, and Money Tree

[meager plank]

I don’t care

[haughty plinth]

But no proof so it's okay lol

[meager plank]

The rating is set in stone

[haughty plinth]

Fair fair

Can't argue with that

[meager plank]

I should’ve said x1.5 for chariot but it’s too late now

[alpine cloak]

what deck to use to go for 30 clubs

[meager plank]

Erratic

[alpine cloak]

is that the deck i get from orange stake? cuz i havent beaten it yet

[meager plank]

Yeah

[alpine cloak]

man

[haughty plinth]

The rest of my Ss are old shitty jokers 💔💔

[meager plank]

The one with 2 fools is good because you can get 9 clubs from 1 tarot

That’s what I used

[alpine cloak]

-1 discard from blue stake 🥀

why does blue stake exist

[alpine cloak]

true

[meager plank]

5/10 stake -1 for -1 discard
4/10-2 I don’t like that blue is so late I think blue should be earlier in the color list
2/10-1 I like straights 😡
1/10 steak

[haughty plinth]

Fair, and btw flower pot gives X3 if hand contains at least 1 of each suit

[meager plank]

I’m not good enough for that

[haughty plinth]

Lol fair

When i started Balatro, i was a flush main...I am growing to be a beautiful full house...I need to surpass my most played hand being flush

I BELIEVE IN THE FULL HOUSE

🫡

[meager plank]

I love flushes but full houses are really satisfying if they’re all face cards or 10s, and my favorite is A-10 straight

[haughty plinth]

Flush House my beloved ♥️🤤

[meager plank]

Not mine

Flush house ruins my runs

Because I play it by accident

[haughty plinth]

Yeah it does suck but i still love them both

[meager plank]

Flush house and strush have ruined runs for me

[haughty plinth]

I usually play K-A full house

[meager plank]

I’ve also played strush decks so idk

[meager plank]

KKKAA or AAAKK

Or KKAAA

[haughty plinth]

Depends but usually KKKAA

Depends on stickers

Really

[meager plank]

Don’t take this the wrong way

My favorite full house

Is

KAAAK

I love KAAAK

[haughty plinth]

I really do mind depending on stickers

As certificates number 1 fan

♥️♥️

[meager plank]

I don’t like certificate

I like small deck

I prefer my decks small

The big ones hurt

[haughty plinth]

Small decks are better

[terse pagoda]

[haughty plinth]

But for full house...

And the Tarrots 🤤🤤

[haughty plinth]

I hate playing 4 of a kinds

They never fit well 😢😔

[small hemlock]

Chat, i found my very own poker hand