🎙・server-chat

[tardy cloud]

The existence of a Straight hand implies the existence of a Gay hand

[lethal owl]

This sentence is STRAIGHT fire

[onyx sorrel]

Winnor or not winnor

[ebon hemlock]

Should i buy the chad

[brisk zinc]

harder than any decision i've ever made in real life

[lethal owl]

You could remover happy face and tale the soul

[brisk zinc]

i did that

[lethal owl]

If it's not a useufl legendary then reset quickly

[lethal owl]

Was it triboulet?

[brisk zinc]

nah perkeo lol

[lethal owl]

Still usefull

[brisk zinc]

i just duped a lot of cryptids

[lethal owl]

Naneinf awaits

[brisk zinc]

hey i got the 100 mil achievement yay

[lethal owl]

Stuntman the goat

Someone won with 2 stuntmans
It was beautiful

Stuntman:
250 chips
-2 hand size

For reference

I got to go

Good luck on your next runs

Plasmatic deck on top

[zenith bridge]

Take or no?

I’ve got 9€

Vampire could be good long run tho

Bro I literally asked if I should take vampire or not not if I should take banana

Yeah I had my mouse on top of the vampire right on the buy button so I think it’s pretty obvious for what I was talking about mate

Won’t happen next time
G

[slim junco]

made this by myself its pretty good

[zenith bridge]

Everyone makes jokers by themselves I think mate

[slim junco]

yea but i just thought id share it

[zenith bridge]

I took ts bro without seeing it was eternal

[small hemlock]

Ah, a fellow European

[zenith bridge]

Yeah what abt it

[small hemlock]

Nothing

[zenith bridge]

Ru european too?

[small hemlock]

Ru?

[zenith bridge]

Are you

[small hemlock]

Oh. Yes i am

[zenith bridge]

where from?

[small hemlock]

On my bio

[zenith bridge]

Portugal

[small hemlock]

It's crazy how i tried doing a couple matches of marvel snap just now and that game brings me 0 dopamine

[small hemlock]

Yes

[merry dirge]

in general vampire is pretty mediocre without a dedicated set up

[merry dirge]

used to love marvel snap

[small hemlock]

Me too, but the game brings me 0 dopamine now

[merry dirge]

i just dont like fighting other people

but it still gets representation in my tex ture pack

[small hemlock]

My game runs at 5fps

So half of the time, I'm stressing, trying to put cards on the board, doing random plays

[merry dirge]

i see

[marsh plume]

is there a guide for how to play to setup for endless (naneinf) runs?
it seems like i never get past the make 'gold cards and get money to reroll' phase

[tulip wigeon]

Random seed or seeded

Random seed is just pray for luck

In my humble dumb opinion

[wary sigil]

cloest i got to an unseeded naneinf

[zenith bridge]

It’s only good with the midas joker tbh

[merry dirge]

it can be good without, but you'd need an already very enhanced deck or access to a lot of tarots

[merry dirge]

one day my brotha

[zenith bridge]

I mean tbh even a 2x mult is good

I’m tryna get orange stake so I can unlock all decks but it’s super difficult

I’m still on blue on the checkered deck

I’m on purple with the yellow one but the yellow one is kinda ass

[merry dirge]

yellow deck is hype dude

10 free dolla bills

[sullen marten]

I love yellow deck, second one I gold staked

[zenith bridge]

But the checkered one is basically a guaranteed flush

[zenith bridge]

Which one was your first?

[sullen marten]

Abandoned

[merry dirge]

flushes don't scale too well if that's your issue

jupiter gives less and tribe gives less etc

[sullen marten]

I started winning a lot more when I switched from playing 5 card hands to pair spamming

[merry dirge]

real. but pair still the goat

[sullen marten]

Ride the bus, supernova, and green joker wins a lot of runs

[zenith bridge]

Supernova on the checkered deck is super op

Which one is the green one

[sullen marten]

+1 mult per hand -1 mult per discard

[zenith bridge]

Oh that one

[merry dirge]

damn he types faster than me for i am a lowly phone user

[sullen marten]

get rekt

[zenith bridge]

I mean tbh it’s js experience

[merry dirge]

im bad at typing mobile

[zenith bridge]

SOUL CARD

YESS

[merry dirge]

much more proficient on a regular keyboard

[sullen marten]

what'd you get

[zenith bridge]

canio

[zenith bridge]

Canio

[sullen marten]

nice

[zenith bridge]

I need to get started on the tarots now

[sullen marten]

anything but chicot

[merry dirge]

chicot haters everywhere

[zenith bridge]

Yeah it’s bad asf

I have a hanged man

[sullen marten]

I scream profanities whenever I get chicot

[zenith bridge]

Perkeo would be so good

[sullen marten]

I love perkeo scored e13 on a gold stake run with no scoring jokers

with observatory

[zenith bridge]

If I get perkeo I’ll be able to get infinite hanged men

That sounds weird

[sullen marten]

lol

[merry dirge]

well that is just inapprorpriate

[zenith bridge]

Is the throwback joker good

[merry dirge]

legendary jokers are usually good

[merry dirge]

skipping blinds is bad and 0.25X isn't that much scaling

[zenith bridge]

Why is it bad exactly

[sullen marten]

fuck throwback

[merry dirge]

it has its uses with a general level of bad

[sullen marten]

worst joker in the game

[merry dirge]

no money, no shop

[zenith bridge]

Hanged man😃😃

[sullen marten]

actually i take that back because loyalty card exists

[zenith bridge]

I mean on the first round with like a red stake+ run it doesn’t matter much

[merry dirge]

ironically loyalty card and throwback is a fun synergy

[sullen marten]

lol i didn't even think about that

[zenith bridge]

No repeat hand types am I cooked

No I one shot it

[sullen marten]

NICE

nice

caps

[zenith bridge]

Canio is so good

I should’ve took the telescope when I had it

[merry dirge]

what a

[zenith bridge]

Supernova

Clutch

[sullen marten]

supernova my goat

[zenith bridge]

I’m playing with the checkered deck btw

[sullen marten]

I don't got too much experience on that deck but I've heard going for straight flushes can be real good

[zenith bridge]

What should I do now

I’ve got a holo in the shop

Do I take it

[sullen marten]

i mean photograph aint doing you any good here

[zenith bridge]

I’m debating on selling the free reroll or the photograph

Free reroll is foil too

[sullen marten]

free reroll good but photograph activates before your +mult

[zenith bridge]

Yeah tbh it’s only good with hanging Chad

So should I take holo

[sullen marten]

yeah holo is good all around

[zenith bridge]

Alright I took it

[sullen marten]

especially since you probably adding face cards to kill for canio

[zenith bridge]

Yeah exactly

Can legendaries get like foil

[sullen marten]

yeah they can spawn with any edition

I've seen people get nat negative legendaries

[zenith bridge]

I mean with like the whee

L

[sullen marten]

yeah

[zenith bridge]

Oh alright then

It’s always when I get the holo that no card packs appear

[sullen marten]

lol

certificate or dna would go crazy with that build

[zenith bridge]

Which one is certificate

[sullen marten]

spawns a random card with a random seal at the start of every round

[zenith bridge]

Ohh yeah

[sullen marten]

scales holo, could spawn face cards, and purple seals can give you hanged men

[zenith bridge]

I’ve got a free reroll so I’m js gonna hope i get it

[sullen marten]

yeah econs def the most important part, you wanna be able to reroll a bunch, especially to scale canio

[latent hemlock]

NO WAY

[zenith bridge]

Should I go for the endless here or no?

[sullen marten]

I usually just play endless regardless, like to see how far I go

but ya especially with a legendary

[latent hemlock]

one sec lemme make a screenshot

[zenith bridge]

I got verdant leaf

Should I js sell the reroll?

[latent hemlock]

REBATE FIRST SHOP!!

[sullen marten]

does most of your scoring come from your jokers

[zenith bridge]

All of it

[sullen marten]

then no

[zenith bridge]

Crazy bro

[latent hemlock]

ikr?

[zenith bridge]

which one

[zenith bridge]

take it 😃

[sullen marten]

your cards debuffed is bad when you need glass and steels to win

otherwise whatever

[zenith bridge]

Let me try one hand without it

[zenith bridge]

I beat it in one hand

Without selling anything

[sullen marten]

yeah exactly

it's a situational effect

either devastating or no problem

[zenith bridge]

yeah

[zenith bridge]

should i take constellation?

It has foil

[sullen marten]

as long as you have money to support it

[zenith bridge]

I’ve got like 30€ but it’s steady there

so I think I’ll take it

[sullen marten]

it's a good mult scaler, probably wanna find a good econ source to go alongside it

I usually always take it

[zenith bridge]

But then what do I sell for a good ecom

[sullen marten]

you don't really need to just get gold cards and lucky cards

also gold seals if you can

if you find a good econ joker you can sell abstract if you haven't but chaos the clown is a pretty good econ joker in of itself

if you spend your money down to interest cap rerolling and say you get to like $10 reroll chaos saved you 11 dollars because it gave you a free reroll on top of what you were willing to spend

[zenith bridge]

Yeah ig

I’m almost dda

Dead

[sullen marten]

what ante are you on

[zenith bridge]

11

[sullen marten]

what's canio at

[zenith bridge]

10

11*

I’m dead

Small blind wants 14m I can average 1.5 ish

[sullen marten]

yeah taking constellation late without time to scale it ain't the best I didn't realize you were already that far

[zenith bridge]

Yeah I guess

[sullen marten]

what was your flush at

[zenith bridge]

Still got it at 2x kilt

Mult

[zenith bridge]

Level 8

[sullen marten]

yeah that's part of it probably, not a lot of base scoring to build from

[zenith bridge]

I opened like 30 celestial packs

And I couldn’t get a jupiter

[sullen marten]

blue seals is the way to go

standard packs help with that

[zenith bridge]

Yeah

[sullen marten]

celestials good if you have the money

and with telescope they're goated

[zenith bridge]

Baron and the mimic is pretty op too I’ve been trying to get it but I can’t

[slow gazelle]

craziest first run of the day

[zenith bridge]

Hanging Chad would be crazy

[slow gazelle]

lmao

[sullen marten]

baron and mimic is the best scoring potential in the game but it can be hard to set up without dying

[zenith bridge]

Speaking of hanging Chad

[sullen marten]

need a good way to deck fix early

[zenith bridge]

Yeah

[slow gazelle]

w pull

[sullen marten]

chad + bloodstone cracked

[slow gazelle]

with bloodstone is crazy

[zenith bridge]

Fr bro it’s early game asw

Imagine The dice joker asw

Photograph asw😭

What is this

[sullen marten]

yeah oops what you want fs

[slow gazelle]

look at this photgraph🗣️ 🔥

[sullen marten]

photo would go insane too

beginnings of a great run

[zenith bridge]

I need to get rid of the walkie talkie

Scoring 50k on ante 3 is crazy

300k on ante 4

[onyx egret]

Is this good or not (i dont even own the game)

am i winning?

[zenith bridge]

wtf is this

😭

[onyx egret]

my cards

[slow gazelle]

what yard sale did you go to

[zenith bridge]

I got the dice too

Omg

[sullen marten]

well you're set now

[zenith bridge]

Thank god I got that because the boss blind was face cards rebuffed

De

[onyx egret]

its a tarot card, card sleeve, angry birds star wars playing card, a 20 cent hesburger gift card, doduo, a library card and the all seeing goat from exploding kittens

[zenith bridge]

No way I’ve lost

[sullen marten]

if you get the head you're fucked

play pair of 8s

should win hopefully

[zenith bridge]

I did

I lost

[sullen marten]

damn

rip

[zenith bridge]

I played the pair of 5s aswell

[humble grotto]

hahahaha u deserved it

[sullen marten]

oh yeah i wan't looking too close damn

[sullen marten]

guess just not enough jupiters

[humble grotto]

cry more

[sullen marten]

really need to scale that when you got no mult scale joker

[zenith bridge]

My guy who are you😭

[humble grotto]

no who tf r u

[zenith bridge]

Getting ts emotional over a game is crazy

[zenith bridge]

Ur the one talking to me lad

[slow gazelle]

Ballot sitting in the front🥀 💔

[humble grotto]

ig u don't know ragebait

[zenith bridge]

Ts is not ragebait gng

[humble grotto]

it is

[sullen marten]

that doesn't matter

[zenith bridge]

Ur the one that doesn’t know ragebait

[humble grotto]

i always do it and r u 12

[slow gazelle]

it does matter if you want toi retrigger everything again bro had a chance🥀

[zenith bridge]

Lost the plot 😭

[humble grotto]

yea ur 12

[sullen marten]

bro wtf you talking about

[bleak urchin]

I cant find my hand cream

[humble grotto]

wait u r i see

[zenith bridge]

No😭😭😭

[zenith bridge]

Called sarcasm

[humble grotto]

i didn't know u were underage

[slow gazelle]

How am I supposed to know I’m in your phone bru

[zenith bridge]

fucking hell mate

Hop off it

[humble grotto]

boohoo

[bleak urchin]

just sayin

[upper badger]

wsg Jonkler nation

[upper badger]

Hahahaha he got that lightskin drip

[zenith bridge]

Should I take ankh

[sullen marten]

if you have planet scaling maybe

if not no

[upper badger]

Trance

[zenith bridge]

I dont

[sullen marten]

but if you do then with ramen could work

yeah get trance i didn't even look at the other one

[humble grotto]

i see how bro wants to flex his keyboard

[sullen marten]

trance is goated

[zenith bridge]

Put it on who

[sullen marten]

whatever you don't need to play

[upper badger]

I usually put seals on cards I'll play

But for Trance

[upper badger]

Yeah

[slow gazelle]

Lightish red ahh keyboard

[upper badger]

Or close enough to those cards I would play, like easy to use Strength on if it's gonna be a Flush5 build or smth

[zenith bridge]

Bro there’s nothing wrong with my keyboard😭

[upper badger]

Hey the keyboard's actually clean-looking, I'll give you that

[zenith bridge]

boii ts so tuff

[zenith bridge]

Cheers mate

[sullen marten]

it's a nice color

red the best color oat

[humble grotto]

10 years 6 ucl hala Madrid

[zenith bridge]

yeah boii

[humble grotto]

no that's pink

[sullen marten]

fuck pink only green and brown are worse

[humble grotto]

i ain't changing the pronouns to he/him bro

[zenith bridge]

Bro wtf

[upper badger]

[zenith bridge]

Ru a girl or a boy boi

[humble grotto]

i am the goat

[sullen marten]

my pronouns are goated

[wise plaza]

who cares?

[zenith bridge]

I do boii

[upper badger]

[sullen marten]

merle ambrose ahh question

[slow gazelle]

Lmfao

[upper badger]

Add Pokémon to that too

[humble grotto]

and they say neither

[zenith bridge]

Bro I wish I had that pic of the guy that puts his shoulder on the other guy

[wise plaza]

This is a server about Balatro not about someones gender!

[humble grotto]

boiii u so tuff

☠️☠️☠️

[sullen marten]

what are you talking about this the balagender server

[wise plaza]

Take your incel shit elsewhere

[zenith bridge]

My gosh mate I’m asking it because he/she has she her in the bio but then says isn’t changing pronouns

[zenith bridge]

🥶🥶

[humble grotto]

tf does that mean

[upper badger]

Ah they're not correcting you, you mean?

[sullen marten]

bagendtro

[zenith bridge]

idk

[upper badger]

Same here I'm confused, sorry mate

[zenith bridge]

Should I

[upper badger]

You can replace Misprint with that, if you'd like

[slow gazelle]

What is that build vro

[sullen marten]

if you wanna die to the plant

[zenith bridge]

Bro I genuinely have no idea

[zenith bridge]

I’d die instantly

[upper badger]

Why, what's your build?

[zenith bridge]

Don’t remind me of the plant

[upper badger]

Any levels in hands?

[sullen marten]

you got no reason to take it no face card synergy jokers

[upper badger]

True

[zenith bridge]

I’ve only got on flush

[upper badger]

Ahh then nope

[zenith bridge]

Yeah I was js saying it for the future

[slow gazelle]

Mf got the refrigerator special bru😭🙏

[zenith bridge]

I’ve got the checkered deck tho

[upper badger]

Hm

[slow gazelle]

To do list and everything

[zenith bridge]

It has polychrome

[slow gazelle]

She poly on me til it chrome

[zenith bridge]

I average 23k chips brochacho

[upper badger]

You're gonna have to do lots of hard work just to make that Pareidolia work tho :/ as in you may have to spend too much instead of just waiting on proper jokers

But ofc it's up to you and having fun is the goal

[sullen marten]

she polychrome on my joker till I 1.5x mult

[slow gazelle]

I average ante 13 mi amigo

[slow gazelle]

She stone me til I blood

[zenith bridge]

Here’s proof

Midas mask

[slow gazelle]

I average second mortgage on house bru

[zenith bridge]

If I get vampire it’s over

[slow gazelle]

Get my level

[sullen marten]

wild kratts the goats

[slow gazelle]

Exactly vro

PBS kids

[zenith bridge]

Started new run

[slow gazelle]

Did you learn anything?

[zenith bridge]

No

[slow gazelle]

Then lose again

[zenith bridge]

No

[slow gazelle]

^ My ranked teammate

[zenith bridge]

Bro I js bought an eternal 12+ mule if flush

Mult

Restart

[sullen marten]

well you learned something

[zenith bridge]

Can you get soul cards from cartomancer

[sullen marten]

no

only spectral and arcana packs

[zenith bridge]

Take ankh?

[sullen marten]

hell no

supernova and card sharp a goated combo

spam pairs

[zenith bridge]

I have a flush build

[sullen marten]

either way

spam flushes

if you on checkered deck that's feasible

[merry dirge]

if you're actually leveling your jupiter

specifically on card sharp

[zenith bridge]

Should I do gold deck next

[zenith bridge]

Yeah I’m trying to

Celestial packs are so ass tho

[sullen marten]

blue seals for the win

but the easiest deck for me to gold stake was nebula deck, so easy to scale

[zenith bridge]

That’s the orange steak one right

[sullen marten]

idk if it's just cuz i had more experience at that point cuz it was one of the most recent ones

[sullen marten]

no idk what unlocks it

orange stake is erratic

[zenith bridge]

Oh the telescope voucher one?

[main mural]

Edge of Sleep is on Tubi 💀

[sullen marten]

yeah

[zenith bridge]

And what hand types did you play

[sullen marten]

pairs

[zenith bridge]

That’s itv

?

BLUEPRINT

[sullen marten]

i mean mostly

maybe some high card or two pair idk

[zenith bridge]

Where to put

[sullen marten]

and i think i had like one full house run or smth

[sullen marten]

start it on steel joker then card sharp after you've played one flush in the round, until steel scales past 3x

[sullen marten]

what does this sentence mean

[zenith bridge]

Steel scale is on 1.2 rn

It’s too early

[main mural]

I thought it was a prime exclusive

[sullen marten]

what is edge of sleep what is tubi

[main mural]

The show Markiplier stars in

And tubi is a free movie app

[sullen marten]

yeah i mean use it until card sharp activates cuz you have to play one flush before card sharp works

switch it mid round

until steel scales to 3x

[sullen marten]

ah k i don't watch markiplier

[warm mist]

you got the, good kind, I envy you

[zenith bridge]

Should I start it on photograph instead

For now

[merry dirge]

chat kinda boring rn

[sullen marten]

not unless supernova is on like nothing

[merry dirge]

im tryna procrastinate

[zenith bridge]

It’s on 17+

[sullen marten]

photo activates before supernova so no

cuz you don't have any levels in flush right

[zenith bridge]

No

[sullen marten]

yeah then photo retrigger is only +8 mult

probably wanna start it on supernova actually until steel is like 1.6

[zenith bridge]

I can’t get any steel cards bro

I’ve opened every possible standard pack

[sullen marten]

that's where money helps

rerolling for emperors, fools, chariots, deaths

[zenith bridge]

I’ve got 2€ if tjay helps

[sullen marten]

yeah that's a recipe for losing

[zenith bridge]

I’m winning trust

[sullen marten]

you gotta stay above the interest cap

[zenith bridge]

Should I js save til then

Coz I get like 100k score

[sullen marten]

yeah unless there's something really worth taking

having an extra $5 every round is huge

getting an econ joker is great, but also building up gold and lucky cards

[zenith bridge]

should I take the tarot voucher

[sullen marten]

yeah

you got good jokers and you got jokers that scale by using tarot cards

win win

[zenith bridge]

Should I take the flush 2x voucher

It’s already too late to level up steep

Steel

I’m on ante 7

[sullen marten]

what fucking voucher is that

[zenith bridge]

I meant the joker

[sullen marten]

oh gotcha

replace photo

[zenith bridge]

I mean I’m not going for endless I js wanna get the orange stake

Rn

[sullen marten]

yeah photo aint doing anything for you

replace photo with family

[zenith bridge]

I can’t bro I got the needle😭😭

[sullen marten]

damn yeah i hate getting needle when i got card sharp

yeah but either way even though you dead, photo isn't very good unless you have chad, cuz it activates before your +mult jokers so unless you have crazy planet scaling and a bunch of chips and xmult jokers it doesn't do much

[zenith bridge]

Yeah

[sullen marten]

just got nat negative lucky cat hell yeah

[wide crane]

deckfixing time?????

do i sell bull for DNA?

[tidal echo]

yuh

fix your deck

[wide crane]

im trying man

idk what to fix it to

[tidal echo]

sell perkeo

[wide crane]

nvm i lost

[tidal echo]

bruh what

oh its purple stake

now I understand

[kindred isle]

blatro gg

[kindred isle]

dry

[sly frigate]

yall this run is going amazing

nat baron nat blueprint

no the blueprint will not be on baron

my econ is not very good hence rocket

update: im gonna die to the eye :(

NOOO

i figured out which hand could beat the blind with balatro calculator

and FORGOT TO REARRANGE MY JOKERS

PLAYED THE HAND

AND LOST

[opaque shard]

World's first gold stake idol run

Also yes I noticed it was better to copy idol

[lean jasper]

true

[slim junco]

good morning everyone

[slim junco]

because you picked cartomancer

[sly frigate]

ik

everyone dissing my boy cartomancer

i love cartomancer

[slim junco]

I love cartomancer too!

[wide crane]

BLURGH I WANT SUCKLIN BOSKIN

do i sell space joker?

( i already did MWA HA HA)

[sullen marten]

take chad too

over mime

or baseball

depending on steel amount

in deck

[south cradle]

That could be perfect, if you managed to get a way to particle accelerate

[rigid monolith]

heey hiii, i know this is a little weird or bad, or sound like an scammer but someone have 0.30$ for buy balatro in steam? It's the only thing I need to be able to buy it. I will return them to you when I can.

[wide crane]

I WANT PARADOLIALALGRSVD

[humble grotto]

heey hiii, i know this is a little weird or bad, or sound like an scammer but someone have 0.30$ for buy balatro in steam? It's the only thing I need to be able to buy it. I will return them to you when I can.

[wide crane]

what do sell...

i was thinking mime because im not deckfixing all that much but it is a gradual thing and i want to go long into endless

[rigid monolith]

what?

[wide crane]

is it baseball card to sell?

[humble grotto]

sell everything

[humble grotto]

ur a scammer

[rigid monolith]

no im nooot you can verify it i just loking for 0.30$

[humble grotto]

bruv tell ur mom to give u that

[rigid monolith]

im from latam to find virtual money is more hard

[devout turtle]

finally, satellite! early money tree gambit is totally worth

srry i mean seed money

[rigid monolith]

finding just 7.85 in paypal where and adventure of a month

[humble grotto]

how tf u already at 400 dollars

[rigid monolith]

im not trying to excuse myself sorry if i bother you twix

[short wedge]

i just got trib on abandoned :3

[wide crane]

WHAT DO I DOOOOGERFNIOAWGRKSDLV

HELP ME. PLEASE.

[devout turtle]

abandoned makes it much easier to get full rebate value, 4 of them with brainstorm is easy $40 each round, seed money + to the moon also contribute a lot. and i go for speculative oops resulting to a lucky cards build

[viscid quiver]

you just joined serv and you think somebody will trust you?

[wide crane]

im selling para

[rigid monolith]

yeah i know i just say im sorry bro

[waxen trail]

I like money

[rigid monolith]

just plz dont ban my im a real person

[marble wave]

Para also bad hit for invis joker

[viscid quiver]

@rigid monolith you can buy key for balatro yk

[rigid monolith]

wheeere!!!?

[viscid quiver]

Kinguin for example

i use it for over a year and no issues so far

[waxen trail]

Say potato

[rigid monolith]

i just have 7.80 and in steam cost 7.99

potato

[waxen trail]

Ok

[rigid monolith]

Say potato

[waxen trail]

Potato

[viscid quiver]

yeah but on website that i suggested it's cheaper than that

[rigid monolith]

Im not bot im not gonna repeat potato again

[rigid monolith]

sweet i check it thanks

[worldly marsh]

time to deckfix

[viscid quiver]

np man

[short wedge]

i died so now im just gonna play it seeded

[worldly marsh]

understandable

[viscid quiver]

oh damn

pretty quick one

or was it practice

nvm it's review

my bad

[humble grotto]

that guy wasn't 100 elo he was -100 elo

[viscid quiver]

what elo are you?

[humble grotto]

170

[vivid pewter]

skibiid

[viscid quiver]

so recently started right?

[viscid quiver]

GET OUT!!

[humble grotto]

yea and i played pretty good against a 1500 ngl

[viscid quiver]

impressive

[steady oyster]

dojyan

[sick silo]

should i move photograph so it gets copied instead of blue joker

[viscid quiver]

you played real chess before playing on chess.com?

[humble grotto]

nope

[viscid quiver]

but seems you have some knowledge

tho

[humble grotto]

I've seen some vids too

[viscid quiver]

oh ok

that explains this

keep going

[humble grotto]

i will

i hope

[lean jasper]

has anyone here palyed balatro

[viscid quiver]

💀

[lean jasper]

its a pretty obscure and small game

really fun

[humble grotto]

0/0 ragebait

[viscid quiver]

yeah pretty small with lots of players

[viscid quiver]

exactly

[lean jasper]

undefinably good

[devout turtle]

let's gooooooo $1000 before finisher boss blind

[viscid quiver]

bro 💀💀

that's wild

[humble grotto]

no only 999

u failed

[devout turtle]

in the arcana pack is a temperance lmao

[lean jasper]

balatro players in the balatro server..
inconsievable or whatever that word was

[humble grotto]

fym

[devout turtle]

violet vessel doesn't know what it's going against: the power of money

[humble grotto]

eh

[devout turtle]

also is that dasli lmao

[marble wave]

Inconsievable to ur brain

[lean jasper]

youre really mean for saying that

[tired lagoon]

yo what up kings queens and monarchs

[lean jasper]

Baron

[marble wave]

What are u, 9?

[vast raft]

No

[lean jasper]

no i think its funny to say that

[rugged cypress]

Is it worth it to buy the mobile version

Im planning to buy

[lean jasper]

yeah buy it if you have money

[marble wave]

Then why are u offended? It's a joke man

[lean jasper]

im not offended in the slightest lol

[marble wave]

I found an apk so I'm able to play for free

Ideally I should not be advertising such thing

But I am f2p

I would def support the game if I could

[rugged cypress]

Ohh ok ill search

[marble wave]

@lean jasper this say other wise

[marble wave]

Search Game Killer

It has ton of apks

And it earns money by ads

They only play before starting the game

[lean jasper]

its called lying

[marble wave]

Not during gameplay

[marble wave]

K mb

[lean jasper]

all good dw

[marble wave]

I was supposed to have a lie detector to verify that shi, my bad

[lean jasper]

true
you are always in the wrong after all

im the only person EVER to be right on everything

[marble wave]

Nice one, u egotistical maniac

Are u really 9

Can't understand sarcasm and shi

[lean jasper]

no im lying again

[marble wave]

Keep lying bro

That's how u earn trust

[lean jasper]

exactly

[marble wave]

Keep up the good work

[lean jasper]

i thought it was obviously a lie though

[restive swallow]

[lean jasper]

silly cat!
i like

[marble wave]

Nah bro u really are 9

No cap

[lean jasper]

??

[knotty sparrow]

guy said no cap unironically

[restive swallow]

People should be forced to take a test before they're allowed to speak so it's obvious they've read the rules

[lean jasper]

you shouldnt read rules ngl

[marble wave]

Tf why

[knotty sparrow]

what is balatro, I saw someone mention it above

[waxen trail]

Imaginary technique: gold stake

[marble wave]

Another ragebaiter?

[worldly marsh]

(assuming your message is serious which it might not be) that raises the barrier for entry too high for a lot of people whether for accessibility reasons or for boredom reasons

[marble wave]

Nah don't make this a 2v1

[knotty sparrow]

do you have brain damage?

actual question

not an insult

[worldly marsh]

usually the solution to a moderation problem is more active moderation (not just in the punitive sense!)

[lean jasper]

i thought it was funny to say that

[worldly marsh]

and with a side helping of ease-of-access to conversations with moderators

[marble wave]

Who u talking to

[knotty sparrow]

you

[marble wave]

No, u?

[knotty sparrow]

or are you like on the spectrum or something

[lean jasper]

cool pfp btw
i like it

[knotty sparrow]

you sound like you are socially incapable

[marble wave]

Considering u wearing a gigantamax hat

[marble wave]

Thx

[worldly marsh]

havent been following this convo but is this supposed to be an insult

[knotty sparrow]

no

[marble wave]

Depends on perspective

[knotty sparrow]

they speak like they have autism

[marble wave]

Not to me tho

[worldly marsh]

how can you tell

[paper vessel]

Balatro is Balatro

[marble wave]

He's an expert in autism

[knotty sparrow]

they called my obsious joke a ragebait

[lean jasper]

same here

[surreal summit]

@rose jewel Stop attacking me lil bro

[marble wave]

Experienced it firsthand

[worldly marsh]

jokes can be ragebait

[knotty sparrow]

they are also incapable of seeing through obvious sarcasm

those are traits of autism

[knotty sparrow]

or severe social incapability

[lean jasper]

goal wasnt to bait rage

[worldly marsh]

difficulty reading sarcasm isn't always an autistic trait; in the same way autistics don't always find sarcasm hard to read

[marble wave]

You're first Statment can't be sarcasm bro

[knotty sparrow]

sure but it is a trait of autism

so I am just asking

[lean jasper]

just letting you know
your*

[knotty sparrow]

no need to devils advocate this

[marble wave]

If it is it is actually a ragebait

[restive swallow]

[worldly marsh]

not devil's advocating as I didn't even see the comment

[marble wave]

And if not ragebait then what was the point of it?

[lean jasper]

balatro reference

[worldly marsh]

I just think it's weird to soft-assume someone has autism or is in your words "brain damaged"

[knotty sparrow]

so why are you trying to explain it away with no context

[worldly marsh]

off a single message

[knotty sparrow]

read above

then you can pitch in with your 2 cents

[worldly marsh]

yeah I saw it and I still think it's a weird reaction

[knotty sparrow]

read further above

to their convo with the other guy

gather info to form cobtext

[worldly marsh]

once again still think it's weird idc what they've said

[lean jasper]

hi chat

[knotty sparrow]

then pitch in with a theory or explanation

[worldly marsh]

just judge people on their actions

[marble wave]

What reply are u expecting after this shi

[worldly marsh]

you don't need to know what neurodivergency they have

[knotty sparrow]

judge who on what

I never judged

[marble wave]

Look at this shit

[worldly marsh]

by "judge" i mean the judgement process that you use to determine your next action

determine your reaction to others based on their actions

[knotty sparrow]

so I should not use a judgement process?

[marble wave]

What am I supposed to do with ppl like this, I only called him out

[knotty sparrow]

what are you actually trying to say here

[lean jasper]

"no never heard of it"
"yes"

[worldly marsh]

said the literal opposite of this

[knotty sparrow]

no you did not

[marble wave]

This kid rly is high or some shit

[worldly marsh]

.

[lean jasper]

no i just have a different sense of humour

[knotty sparrow]

well I did judge them on their actions

[rugged cypress]

I cant get past the difficulty with eternal jokers im 😠

[marble wave]

K

[knotty sparrow]

I judged that they must have some sort of spectrum disorder

so I asked

[lean jasper]

relatable

[worldly marsh]

no you were attempting to judge them based off what's going on in their brain lol

[knotty sparrow]

what in this is unclear to you

again

[worldly marsh]

you don't need to know that

[rugged cypress]

How did u get past the difficulty with eternal jokers

[knotty sparrow]

you don't need to live either

yet we live

so why would I not ask if I am curious

they can say "no I don'T want to say"

[worldly marsh]

I would disagree fundamentally but that's a different discussion

[knotty sparrow]

nobody needs you to defend them

[lean jasper]

Hi again, Chat!

[knotty sparrow]

yeah you can disagree that's your freedom

[worldly marsh]

for privacy and respect reasons

[knotty sparrow]

my freedom is to say what I want

on a public discord server

lol

[worldly marsh]

you're free to say what you want but you're not free from getting a disagreeing reply

[restive swallow]

You have no freedom shut the heck up please

[lean jasper]

we are on discord
discord can strike down what they want

[crisp dock]

Can someone exercise their freedom to yeet this bozo from the server?

[restive swallow]

This kinda shit isn't wanted or needed

[worldly marsh]

not sure what you're getting at

[lean jasper]

whats the "joker" role

[knotty sparrow]

idk @worldly marsh is turning this into an argument

[worldly marsh]

what

[knotty sparrow]

I just asked the other guy and it could have ended there

[worldly marsh]

I'm just talking

[knotty sparrow]

well that's the problem

you are literally just talking

and not listening

Idc about your perspective

[lean jasper]

vleerh hop

[worldly marsh]

I didn't mean that literally...

I am also listening lol

that's how we've been having a conversation

[knotty sparrow]

I know

I was not literal either

I was insulting you in a way

[lean jasper]

i think perishable eternal would be funny

[worldly marsh]

thank you cryptid mod

[worldly marsh]

ok?

[lean jasper]

not very nice of you to do that

iirc

[worldly marsh]

anyway to reply to your last message, it could've ended there but I saw a problem with how you were treating the other person which is why we're talking now. That's how conversations work, you do a thing and sometimes someone wants to talk about it

[restive swallow]

I really hope that the potential new mods will do something about the shit show this channel devolves into constantly

My suggestion would be to delete the channel

[worldly marsh]

temporary solution

[knotty sparrow]

no problem, I will not acknowledge people like you next time

it ends the topic right there

[worldly marsh]

ok? i guess?? lol

[knotty sparrow]

🙂

[worldly marsh]

idk what "people like you" means

genuinely

not trying to imply anything

people who disagree with you? or what

[knotty sparrow]

anyway I was asking what that balatro thing was

[lean jasper]

Balatro is a roguelike game

that looks like poker

really fun
you should try it

[knotty sparrow]

hm, can I buy it on gog

[lean jasper]

yes

nvm

you cannot

[knotty sparrow]

that's an unfortunate

[lean jasper]

steam has it

[uneven edge]

obvious sarcasm but you’re talking online through text

you’re being dense lmao

which lead into a MASSIVE leap in conclusion

since that somehow correlates to autism

[knotty sparrow]

ok, next time I say something incredibly stupid for comedic value, I will add /s to the end of my message like I am on reddit

[worldly marsh]

all of that was comedic?

I'll be honest I don't believe you

[knotty sparrow]

no just the first message

[uneven edge]

yeah I think asking someone if they have autism and brain damage is pretty stupid

[knotty sparrow]

no that was me genuinely thinking there is something different about them

[worldly marsh]

ok yeah that's what zoahl was talking about lol

[uneven edge]

no that’s you being judgmental and a dickhead

[knotty sparrow]

sure

[uneven edge]

passive aggressively

[knotty sparrow]

🙂

[worldly marsh]

love whenever i meet a freedom from consequences guy

[uneven edge]

im glad we can agree on that then!

[knotty sparrow]

you people sound like redditors

[worldly marsh]

you are literally a redditor (with terrible post history by the way???)

[uneven edge]

LMFAO

the projection

holy

[wraith wharf]

I have an idea

[knotty sparrow]

yeah I do browse reddit and post "too fat" under thirst images

I also like to look up porn up there

[uneven edge]

Holy bum

[worldly marsh]

i dont even have to say anything

lol

[uneven edge]

yeah

[worldly marsh]

writes itself

[knotty sparrow]

a bunch of saints aye

[merry dirge]

what is happening

[uneven edge]

absolutely nothing of significance

[knotty sparrow]

idk they're butthurt about me

[wraith wharf]

Nothing at all atm

[merry dirge]

im butthurt too brotha what are you yakking about

[low hornet]

what happened

[uneven edge]

absolutely nothing

[merry dirge]

guy talking about his fap habits

[uneven edge]

💀💀💀

[knotty sparrow]

yeah

[low hornet]

what

[knotty sparrow]

you guys don't do that?

[merry dirge]

please do not die mr. cavendish

[merry dirge]

i dont talk about it

[low hornet]

i am eternal

where my homies at

[merry dirge]

awesome

[knotty sparrow]

you should

it can be a good setup for jokes

[uneven edge]

we killed gros michel for you

[low hornet]

where are the active homies

[merry dirge]

who are these homies you refer to

[knotty sparrow]

I am replacing them by posting cringe so people react

[low hornet]

where is that fem perkeo

[merry dirge]

may i not be a homie

[low hornet]

you're a pookie

[queen obsidian]

can someone ping me rq

[low hornet]

i love you pookie

[merry dirge]

okay thats cool i can be a pookie

[merry dirge]

ily2

[merry dirge]

yup

[queen obsidian]

ty

[merry dirge]

[worldly marsh]

this whole time i forgot to tap the sign tbh <@&1133519078540185692> backread starting like here until present i guess

[uneven edge]

@queen obsidian

[restive swallow]

Give me admin I can fix the server in an instant (deletes the server)

[knotty sparrow]

even if I get banned I can just rejoin with a different account

[slow silo]

[knotty sparrow]

bans literally mean nothing

[uneven edge]

jesus christ you need to seek employment

[merry dirge]

i have seen this really happen

[knotty sparrow]

I am employed

[worldly marsh]

not helping your case man

[uneven edge]

😭

[low hornet]

ok pookie

[knotty sparrow]

waiting for a guy to pick me up and bored

so I am here

[slow silo]

how

[merry dirge]

please don't we don't want you

[uneven edge]

ultra bum status

[low hornet]

can i kiss you

[knotty sparrow]

you can

[merry dirge]

no caven dish dont kiss that guy

[low hornet]

right then

[uneven edge]

you’re the only one who would

[merry dirge]

[low hornet]

*mwaaa

[uneven edge]

give him the honor

[knotty sparrow]

*mwaa

[uneven edge]

😱

[merry dirge]

its over bros cavendish joined the dark side

who will provide 3 x multiplier now

[uneven edge]

alright we have genuine roleplay happening rn

this server is cooked

[merry dirge]

genuine roleplay is a stretch

[rich pawn]

My cavendish is better😈

[low hornet]

will you be a good pookie to us now? @knotty sparrow

[slim junco]

I'm dripfeeding the rush from the game or else I'll get REALLY addicted and start doing seeded pereko runs

[knotty sparrow]

I was always a good pookie

[bronze lichen]

1001/1000 chance to break ❤️‍🩹

[north crescent]

SILENCE!

[plain flint]

What the hell is this

[slim junco]

Mfw I get chips and mult from jokers and not cards

[wheat crow]

Cavendihh

[low hornet]

thats my pookie😚

[worldly marsh]

also i got distracted from that whole convo was this meant to ping me LOL

[knotty sparrow]

:3

[merry dirge]

what is the lion doing here

[rich pawn]

2/1000 🤓👆

[low hornet]

i just turned him to goodside yall

[worldly marsh]

cant believe theres 2 different transfem alyssas here

[steady badge]

what the floof is going on

[merry dirge]

nothing

[low hornet]

everything can be :3 ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧(⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠) with the right attitude

[knotty sparrow]

you said ut best pookie

[merry dirge]

i'm going to give caven dish the perishable tag

[worldly marsh]

sorry youre not fooling me, i know that no attitude will enable me to beat the plant

[low hornet]

little kisses for you, mwaaa

[uneven edge]

bad attitude

[uneven edge]

the plant isn’t bad to beat

[restive swallow]

I'm too old for whatever is happening here

[worldly marsh]

true it's the eye that kills me

or mouth? cant remember which is which

[knotty sparrow]

💏

[merry dirge]

eyes are used to see typically

[uneven edge]

mouth is what you eat with

[hazy timber]

I lasted 15 rounds today 😭 🙏

[worldly marsh]

just ignoring it till a mod gets here lol

[hazy timber]

How many rounds to win?

[restive swallow]

12

[steady badge]

bad at making eye contact 🤝

[worldly marsh]

ah so eye is the one that kills me

[uneven edge]

eye is for vision and mouth is for breathing talking and eating

[hazy timber]

I did 15 and it didn’t give me a win screen….

[knotty sparrow]

that is the opposite of what you were doing until now

[worldly marsh]

oh!!!! thank you

[knotty sparrow]

good going

[merry dirge]

i mean its based off ante not round i think unless theyre the same thing

[worldly marsh]

"ing" as in presently ignoring

not like

[hazy timber]

My ante was 4

[worldly marsh]

ignoring forever in the past and future

[merry dirge]

you gotta beat ante 8 it says so bottom left

[knotty sparrow]

I know

I said good job

[worldly marsh]

you say that but I don't think you do

[hazy timber]

Fun ass game

[low hornet]

pookie?

[knotty sparrow]

you changed for the better

spread love

not hate

[low hornet]

why are you arguing again pookie

[restive swallow]

there's also an achievement if you win in under 12 rounds

so i'm just confused now

[worldly marsh]

nah yeah you can win in a few different round amounts depending on skips

[merry dirge]

yeah round is just how many blinds you play basically

[worldly marsh]

playing every single blind you win on round uhhh.. 24?

[merry dirge]

the binding isaac reference

[low hornet]

btw whens the last update came

[worldly marsh]

while ago

[low hornet]

I haven't played like 2months

[vast raft]

Who is Issac and why are they bound

[worldly marsh]

unless youre including cosmetics and stuff

in which case recent