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[slim junco]

only multis and effect jokers

[frank sinew]

ancient joker + copy effects is a good way

get it on hearts, get bloodstone, get oops, get a copy

Very high score

requires a lot of setup

[terse cedar]

I think the best I’ve got is 31mil

[frank sinew]

you will eventually cross that threshold just by playing the game

[terse cedar]

It’s a skill issue right now for sure

[meager plank]

I’m not chill enough I’ll be kicked

[slim junco]

I had pareidolia with sock and buskin, yorick and blueprint, I pulled yorick early af so it was at like x14

the other one didn't matter I think

[terse cedar]

Holy

[frank sinew]

honestly you could probably get it with a photochad dusk + xmult combo

but i hate playing dusk

it’s annoying and i’m too stupid to not botch it

[terse cedar]

which deck were you on? I’ve tried a few different ones

[frank sinew]

plasma squares your score so it makes it easier to score higher

[slim junco]

same me love One-shot blinds cuz free money!

[terse cedar]

only unlocked plasma deck a few days ago, still getting used to it

[frank sinew]

yellow gives you interest at the beginning so you have access to more jokers

[slim junco]

I was on checkered I think

[terse cedar]

easy to scale chips early but I’m struggling trying to pivot to an xmult build quicker

[slim junco]

I had bunch of steel cards too

[frank sinew]

stuntman is kinda a weird card tho bc he falls off fast and you need to level up high card/pair very quickly if you want to keep him or he just kinda actively hurts you in the long run

-2 hand size is painful esp early game

on painted tho. yeah it’s good lol

wee > stuntman

for rare chips

Memes aside there’s a lot of synergy options there

[terse cedar]

It’s just bugging me seeing 149/150 every time lmao

[frank sinew]

i feel that

[meager plank]

I used it to unlock a joker

[frank sinew]

can’t get onyx or satellite for the life of me

[glad oriole]

-2 handsize is completely fine

[frank sinew]

clubs r so bad lol

[glad oriole]

as long as you play high card or maybe pairs

[glad oriole]

why

[frank sinew]

flush gamers disagree

[glad oriole]

flush gamers are big noob

wahaha

[frank sinew]

true.

[glad oriole]

listen

if you get stuntman

you dont choose your run

its high card or bust

[frank sinew]

No like i agree with you im not good at this game lol

i just think clubs are kinda a weak suit

[glad oriole]

they arent

not particularly weaker than the others

[frank sinew]

the only good joker i can think of is seeing double and that requires wild cards most of the time

[glad oriole]

onyx is fairly strong when flushing and seeing double is great although its not exactly a flush joker

[obsidian sphinx]

as someone who learned 3 years of spanish it is quite slow, tbh my last spanish teacher really put me off from continuing to learn spanish. I know its a great skill to have but i honeslty wanna stop out of spite, that guy sucked LMAO

[stiff hull]

Misclicked on my last hand and lost the run.
I hate this game

[frank sinew]

+mult is not something i find helpful usually considering im usually hunting for planets

my planet levels are gonna either match or surpass that by mid or late game

[glad oriole]

+mult is great

you cant always find the planets you need

[meager plank]

I only want it for jobs

[frank sinew]

idk i’d rather have utility over +mult

[glad oriole]

plus to even match onyx’s power you need like

level 16 flush?

which is like

a lot

[meager sage]

This is torture lmao

[frank sinew]

fair enough i just like. don’t like clubs ig

[meager sage]

Why do i do this?

[frank sinew]

me having beef with a poker suit

[obsidian sphinx]

id like to just know it for the sake of knowing another language but job opportunity is also great

[glad oriole]

better than hearts at least

[frank sinew]

No hearts is my favorite

bloodstone gambling

[glad oriole]

bloodstone on its way to whiff on the eye

[frank sinew]

dies to the needle

[glad oriole]

favorite does not mean best tho

[frank sinew]

yeah

[glad oriole]

hearts are my fav purely because of the aesthetic

amongus

[frank sinew]

i hate diamonds because i have to stare at pierre’s face every time i make a straight or flush with a jack

[gilded spire]

aggretsuko fan spotted???

[frank sinew]

fuck you pierre

fuck you man

selling my veggies for 10x price

[meager sage]

indeed

[frank sinew]

bragging about always winning the town fair

i’ll bankrupt your greedy ass

[obsidian sphinx]

[frank sinew]

i need to go eat lol

i’ve probably played more hours of stardew than pierre had worked in his life

[obsidian sphinx]

eat smh my head

[frank sinew]

huh

[near spindle]

Wired Deck-
Retrigger the first scored card whenever you play a hand.

[cobalt wing]

[cobalt wing]

Photochad deck

[near spindle]

Hanging Chad was lost all individuality 😔

[obsidian sphinx]

go eat sm smh my smh my head smh

[dapper wing]

I HAD DOUBLE POLY ANCIENT JOKER BUT GOT FUCKED SPECIFICALLY ON CRIMSON HEART

this game hates me and I hate it back

[slim junco]

real as fuck

alright I might get on modding

[static stratus]

now we're gaming

[obsidian sphinx]

nice pfp

[static stratus]

that's glass joker btw not jimbo

[magic swan]

if this hits chad, im going to tweak

why

[slim junco]

sell everything to ensure blueprint

[cobalt wing]

Open spectral pack for ecto

[magic swan]

this shit will never spawn again

[dusky oasis]

Ectoplasm in standard pack

[cobalt wing]

Reroll

[dusky oasis]

Refill

[magic swan]

im on this deck tho

[cobalt wing]

Reroll for spectral pack

[magic swan]

is it even possible

[cobalt wing]

Buy it and keep it there until you find an ecto

[tribal beacon]

Lampara absoluta

[magic swan]

so i just sell the blueprint?

[cobalt wing]

No keep everything and buy it

[slim junco]

how many of you my latinamerican brother are here sob

[magic swan]

im so lost

i dont have any spots for invis

[cobalt wing]

Buy a slot

[magic swan]

im going to devein you

[cobalt wing]

Go fish

[tribal beacon]

A lot it seems (in 150 000 people atleast 2000 have to be spanish-speakers)

[obsidian sphinx]

STOP

[obsidian sphinx]

this is not

[austere ore]

Latam brother

[obsidian sphinx]

absolute cinema

[lament quest]

<@&1133519078540185692> image spam

[thick flame]

GOLDEN JOKER IS KING STARTING JOKER

[austere ore]

Karen spoted

[slim junco]

but, how many would come here and chat out of those 2000

actively

[austere ore]

just the two of us

we can make it if we try

just the two of us

you and i

[lament quest]

that song is absolute lamp

[slim junco]

https://youtu.be/URtqADoz9uA?si=aJ641w1ooA8_tP4r

[thick flame]

tuff, but you know whats better?

[austere ore]

please stop

[thick flame]

ok

[austere ore]

thank you brother

[tribal beacon]

Hmmm, you right. Balatro nos une. Balatreamos juntos

[austere ore]

Balatrear suena recontra nsfw

[slim junco]

murió en pleno balatreo

[slim junco]

donde

[tribal beacon]

Omg is that brother?

[austere ore]

No quiero que me baneen del server

[magic swan]

this mf.....

he keeps coming back 😭

[obsidian sphinx]

bumbo

[austere ore]

Photochad only on Ante 11???

[obsidian sphinx]

wtf damn

[magic swan]

it works:3

the invis is haunting me

[austere ore]

how come others can post gifs but I can’t

[half nest]

That's a pretty big castle

[obsidian sphinx]

same fr fr

[hazy orbit]

balatros dias

[opaque shard]

Castle my beloved

[swift sail]

Yeah chill out for a day consider your actions

[magic swan]

it's always this damn roster

[sweet mantle]

Moment when you rely on arrowhead to win and game says get fucked lol

Got it eventually but jesus

[slim junco]

i got muted on ror2 server im crying

[restive swallow]

damn

[slim junco]

my bad tbh pushed my luck too hard

[slim junco]

what am i even looking at

[meager plank]

Skibidi

[slim junco]

the place imma die on or what

[slim junco]

ahhh if you didnt say it i wouldnt have saw it ngl

5 new gold stickers GOD RNG

[magic swan]

hmm

[pseudo hearth]

fire

fire

[pseudo hearth]

depends on deck

[magic swan]

but man, i want seltzer

[pseudo hearth]

how many luckies u got

[gilded spire]

i love castle with all my heart and will never change that opinion

[pseudo hearth]

HOLY

yes bro get it

seltzer will debuff anyway it's not worth it

[meager plank]

Where is your 40,000 bull

[magic swan]

fair

[dapper wing]

balatro makes it really hard for me not want to commit crimes

[magic swan]

FUCK

[meager plank]

Is wee the fastest scaling chips joker

Idk why I replied to you

I don’t remember swiping

[dapper wing]

DAWG WHY

[misty token]

Stone joker or certificate

[frank sinew]

10 dollar banana damn

[magic swan]

Ecto or Deja Vu

does ecto kill a run

[shy dove]

certificate is leagues better

[misty token]

ok

thanks

[shy dove]

im assuming ur comparing to marble joker since both add cards to your deck

[misty token]

good thing I took it

[shy dove]

although, its situation depedent

[misty token]

ante 1, round 1, pack 1

that's the situation

also ghost deck

[shy dove]

okay then cert always

cert is like

top 5 early jokers

[misty token]

should I take the eternal and rental trading card

I mean it is just net neutrak

(netruel)

imma take it

[frank sinew]

you don’t need to keep cert either

just wait until it gives you the seals you want and sell it

[sharp hollow]

deltarune june 4th

[misty token]

I lost anyways

[frank sinew]

rip

[magic swan]

gg

thin your deck bro

[noble trail]

Hola

[misty token]

why did you take the ancient to begin with

[magic swan]

no good other jokers

im not taking loyalty card

[misty token]

it is better

also you have 258 dollars

[magic swan]

is it enough or am i tripping

[misty token]

your trippin 1 reroll = 1000$

[magic swan]

fuck

IDK MAN

i need my econ

[misty token]

WDYM YOU NEED ECON JUST SPEND 158$

(to leave 100$ for money tree)

[magic swan]

god damnit

[fathom glen]

balatros dias

[warm knot]

por balatro 🥂

[wispy ivy]

thank you google

[hazy pasture]

Question, can the ghost deck have the soul in the shop. Same for getting it off sixth sense/seance

[slow niche]

GUYS

help

i know its kinda obvious what joker should be going out

but

idk

[hazy pasture]

sell misprint

[slow niche]

oops

sold mystic

too late

[harsh shuttle]

yall what’s the best way to score a hand over a million? i win like every round but my best hand ever was 340k

[merry dirge]

have a lot of mult and chips

[covert fog]

What are the Chances?

[merry dirge]

ouija then sigil, trust

[harsh shuttle]

😭

[covert fog]

I already have lvl 15 five of a kind and 24nines in the deck

[merry dirge]

im never wrong

[merry dirge]

yees i am jesting

obviously cryptid is better

[covert fog]

But im curious about the chances of having 4spectre card appear in tarrot pack

This never happend to me before

[merry dirge]

back in the day we used google for this

[vocal kite]

the feeling when you discard a goated hand

[merry dirge]

it is a 20% chance per tarot to be spectral according to the wiki

[merry dirge]

is your name burnt joker

[covert fog]

20%?

Aint no way

[merry dirge]

it's four 20% chances yes

[covert fog]

Now it makes sense

[slow niche]

lol

[karmic falcon]

i have two brainstorms 1 mime and 1 baron please someone tell me how i can maximize score (what order do i put them in)

[pearl cypress]

Got this build trying to unlock invis joker

lol

didnt know it would be blessed

fuck me I got the plant >:(.

[lament quest]

yooooooo

[pearl cypress]

unfortunatley it all went to shit

[agile pawn]

try to get numbered glass cards

or is it too late

[pearl cypress]

nah its too late

[agile pawn]

rip

[pearl cypress]

I tried to get glass

next run lookin good tho

[tribal beacon]

Do you like checkered deck?

[thorny cedar]

number go up

[full remnant]

First black stake run

[acoustic shell]

Does anyone else here play nubby

I started yesterday and it's fun

[sleek prairie]

What's better ghost deck or magic deck or checkered

[inner tiger]

How tf you use this

[acoustic shell]

It depends really, they're all pretty good

[acoustic shell]

It turns all of your tags into cat tags, duh

[inner tiger]

Should my kitty print xmult be going up

[karmic falcon]

is getting every voucher in the game worth it

i have like 7 double tags

[inner tiger]

Shouldnt my kitty print xmult be going up

[restive swallow]

that's the neat part

[acoustic shell]

no

[restive swallow]

you don't use it!!

that's the entire gimmick

leveling up the meow

it does nothing (to my knowledge)

[acoustic shell]

Cryptid mod players when cryptid mod is weird

[karmic falcon]

is this optimal joker placement

[worldly marsh]

i would put the 2 copies on baron instead of mime especially if you have red seals

[karmic falcon]

alright

[inner tiger]

I saw pics on Reddit of the xmult going crazy

[karmic falcon]

who do i switch out

[worldly marsh]

5 card triggers * 2 score X1.5s = 10, rather than 3 card triggers * 4 score X1.5s = 12

[karmic falcon]

if i get blueprint

or

mail in

or burglar

[worldly marsh]

i think you need another joker slot if you wanna take blueprint

every joker is doing its job already if you copy baron

[karmic falcon]

i do but there’s no way i can

[worldly marsh]

nothing to do then unfortunately

[karmic falcon]

I don’t have hand size level two

[karmic falcon]

can i switch out anyone for burglar or will it not be enough

I GOT E115

[worldly marsh]

oh yeah i forgot about serpent

[karmic falcon]

HOLY SHIT

[worldly marsh]

you could prob sacrifice a mime (assuming youre using red seals, otherwise sacrifice baron) for burglar and then roll with retcon for serpent only

idk though

might cull your scoring too hard

brain not working in endless mode rn

[karmic falcon]

idk what to do

i really want nan inf

i need burglar so bad

[worldly marsh]

it feels to me like this run's maxed out if u cant make any negatives

but perhaps a naneinf player can help you

[karmic falcon]

idc if i lose after tbh i just want the highest possible score

i’ll sacrifice anything for burglar

[worldly marsh]

thing is idk if that gets you there

[karmic falcon]

is killing a baron for burglar worth it

[hoary kernel]

if you dont have GOOD deck fixing (>30 cards) yes

like unless your deck is 25 kings 5 whatever cards burglar

the money you get is worth 99% of the time
let alone scaling other stuff

[karmic falcon]

i have 87 red seal steel spade kings

[hoary kernel]

then dont obivously

[karmic falcon]

i want it for the burger tech

[terse cedar]

Been playing plasma deck runs for the last little while trying to unlock stuntman

[errant beacon]

[terse cedar]

Just did a checkered deck run to switch it up and got bull ante 1 round 1

[hoary kernel]

then whats the goal of the game

high score? fun? tech?

[karmic falcon]

i wanna get nan inf

[hoary kernel]

*the run

then dont sell baron

[terse cedar]

feelsbadman

[karmic falcon]

high score basically

[hoary kernel]

baron multiplies your score by at least this much

[karmic falcon]

damn 😭😭

[worldly marsh]

u have red seals the only thing u can conceiveably kill here is mime

[lone vault]

me when negative joker

[worldly marsh]

even then i think losing mime is too harsh

[worldly marsh]

they said ectoplasm kills them

so 🤷‍♀️

[karmic falcon]

ngl

i’m a dumbass

it might not

[lone vault]

what the fuck is an ectoplasm

[karmic falcon]

if i get ecto i will take take it

WAIT

[karmic falcon]

IM ON ANTE 24

[worldly marsh]

yikes

[karmic falcon]

WHY CSNT I GET SERPENT

NO

NO N

NONON

NOO

[worldly marsh]

only finisher blinds on antes multiple of 8

[lone vault]

feining for that serpent

[worldly marsh]

ante 24 kills most naneinf builds for that reason

[hoary kernel]

wheras if you get 3 extra hands you basically just multiply your score by 3 instead of 656

so like

[worldly marsh]

have to have a contingency plan for ante 24

[hoary kernel]

ecto will kill your nane inf run lmao

[gentle hollow]

Why don’t you find out😼

[hoary kernel]

-1 hand size is reducing your score by 2.25x

[worldly marsh]

1/2.25 is not unreasonable for another joker slot

[hoary kernel]

its not going to be worth it unless its another mult joker

[warm knot]

OMG A VER

[hoary kernel]

and in the short term i think thatll kill them

but whatever ive never been close to naneinf so who knows
max ive gotten is e23

[worldly marsh]

yeah you would need to make sure you have cushion but it's not that big a deal with a well established run

buuuut that is if they werent on ante 24

rip

[hoary kernel]

yeah

[karmic falcon]

i’m so done

is there any solution

[worldly marsh]

stock of cryptids, copied juggle tags, and/or negative bean

[finite wolf]

Won my first ante run with face build

[lean trench]

know what im gonna do today

[worldly marsh]

nice

[warm knot]

balatro balatres esta jugando a balatro

[vale fog]

looks inside

[lean trench]

lol

[vale fog]

bloodoops win

[finite wolf]

Wait why that blue thing look lot like sonic lmao

[lean trench]

nah i lost

boss vlind

[thorn ferry]

got my first unseeded naneinf today

[finite wolf]

I was lucky to got that jokers early on run. After I won the run and there blind which debuffs all face cards. At least I earned the win.

[lean trench]

speculative ante 1 round 1 joker stencil?

what if...

[worldly marsh]

surely you hit 4 ankhs now

[lean trench]

surely

[finite phoenix]

Always 😍

[coral silo]

NO HABIA VISTO A NADIE HISPANO

[nimble remnant]

Ni yo

Sale balatrito 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[coral silo]

ESO GENTE HISPANAAAA

[nimble remnant]

3 hispanos, hecho histórico

[coral silo]

thank u lord you heard my prayers

[coral silo]

KAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJ

al menos somos 3

🥺

[nimble remnant]

Si

[modern nova]

Nice

[lean trench]

i didnt take it im not completely deranged

[nimble remnant]

Y el q puso balatro balatrez se quedó jugando balatro

[modern nova]

Shame

[coral silo]

la adiccion mi gente

[nimble remnant]

Lit

Eu no puede ser tan adictivo esa cosa

[coral silo]

yo empece a jugar hace poquito y no puedo pasar un minuto sin jugar balatro

[modern nova]

Why does discord not have auto translate?

[coral silo]

nunca pense que balatro seria tan adictivo

[nimble remnant]

Sisi

Parece broma lo adictivo que es

[coral silo]

do u want to understand what are we saying?? i can translate

[coral silo]

te juro

[modern nova]

I'm good

[coral silo]

la musica

es tan

[nimble remnant]

SISISISI

[coral silo]

u don't need it?

[nimble remnant]

Se me euda pegada todo el diaa

[coral silo]

YO

[nimble remnant]

Queda pegada*

[modern nova]

I'm fine not understanding thangs

[nimble remnant]

La escucho

[coral silo]

la tengo en mi playlist aunque sea loco de pensar KAJAJJAJAJAJJA

[nimble remnant]

Es como si escuchara voces

Pero es balatro

[coral silo]

okay

[nimble remnant]

😭😭

Balatro me habla

[coral silo]

es tan adictivo

[coral silo]

mamá balatro me habla

[nimble remnant]

Nono es muy buena la musica

[calm citrus]

Simplemente usa el Traductor de Google

[modern nova]

Also my keyboard has translate button I'm just too lazy to copy and pazte

[coral silo]

esque fuera de bromas es adictivo al nivel mil

[eager spire]

o/ cuatro

[calm citrus]

It's what I use

[nimble remnant]

Sisi

[coral silo]

SOMOS 4 HISPANOSSA

[eager spire]

lol

[coral silo]

VA CRECIENDO LA COMUNIDAD

[calm citrus]

But I feel you

[nimble remnant]

No creo q esta usando el traductor del teclado

[coral silo]

cual de los dos

[nimble remnant]

En un futuro en vez de ofrecer droga ofrecen balatro

[nimble remnant]

Doge

Ah no

[coral silo]

uff m interesa

[nimble remnant]

No vi a mal

Hello mal

[eager spire]

hola

[coral silo]

ahora falta uma

[eager spire]

que tal?

[coral silo]

y son

maluma

rianse

[eager spire]

jfkfjxfjdj no

[coral silo]

[nimble remnant]

Jajajajja

No entendi

Y mal

[coral silo]

no pillas la pelicula de descendientes?

[nimble remnant]

Hace cuanto q estas con esta adiccion

[nimble remnant]

Si

[coral silo]

pues mal y uma

maluma

[nimble remnant]

Ah

[coral silo]

[nimble remnant]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[coral silo]

viejos amargados

no se rien de mis chistes

[nimble remnant]

No lo vi pero vi un chiste de eso

[coral silo]

tan bueenos

[eager spire]

si soy 😭

[coral silo]

malgasto mis chistes en ustedes 🥺

[coral silo]

cuantos añitos tienen

aunque no lo crean

bueno no

adivinen cuantos años tengo

[eager spire]

terror

no sé la edad media de la comunidad de balatro

jajaja

[coral silo]

bauti que estas escribiendo

una biblia acaso?

[nimble remnant]

Sale balatrito
Balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro
Pongan balatro
Cuando se te acaban los motivos para brindar, por balatro
Noooo puff
Balatro no es un juego es un estillo de vida si tuviera un hijo le pondría José balatrino si tuviera dos full house y reroll infinito

La biblia balatrina

[coral silo]

poetico 🥀🥀

[nimble remnant]

X2

[coral silo]

yo menos, pero yo tengo 13 años 🥺

[nimble remnant]

Soy malo adivinando edades

Que chiquita

Yo 67

[coral silo]

no me abandonen por tener 13 porfa 💔

[nimble remnant]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAA

[eager spire]

what mentira

[nimble remnant]

El emoji esta re pateado

[coral silo]

KAKAJAJAJAJJAJAJJA

[coral silo]

MAN QUE ME PONES UN BEBE

[nimble remnant]

Y obvio q no

[coral silo]

cuántos tienes en realidad bauti?

siento que bauti es argentino

por el nombre

[nimble remnant]

15

[nimble remnant]

Si

[coral silo]

TENES DOS AÑITOS MAS

[nimble remnant]

Lamentablemente 😭

[eager spire]

ouch

[nimble remnant]

Aunasi te gano

Uy

Aun asi

Í

[coral silo]

yo soy d un pais bien feo

[nimble remnant]

Vos mal

O si queres no digas

Me da igual

[coral silo]

ni conocen mi pais

[nimble remnant]

Colombia

[eager spire]

jajaaj bastantes mas

[coral silo]

te calculo unos 22

ahora que te stalkeo unos 20 o 21

siento que eres un viciado a juegos indie y asi

[nimble remnant]

90

Clwro

Tiene el de hollow knight

[eager spire]

lol pues si

[coral silo]

entonces unos 20/21/22

[nimble remnant]

Así q debe ser de cultura

[nimble remnant]

Eso

[coral silo]

pero no solo hollow knight, en si como si le gustara zelda, y juegos asi

indie o de cultura

[nimble remnant]

Zelda nl es indie

[coral silo]

robloxito no les gusta? 🥺

[coral silo]

zelda o juegos asi dije

🙄🙄🙄🙄

no m juzgues

ok

[eager spire]

jajajajaajajaj

[coral silo]

pero cuantos años tenesss?

[slow niche]

por balatro

[eager spire]

no es indie, pero si le atinan a eso 😆

[slow niche]

cabros estoy jugando a Balatro

[coral silo]

OTRO HISPANOOOOOOOOOO

[nimble remnant]

O dios mio

Balaatro balatrez

[coral silo]

5 ahora 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[nimble remnant]

Y esta jugando balatro

El mejor día de mi vida

[slow niche]

obvio

no tengo nada por que brindar asi que

brindo por balatro 🥂

[nimble remnant]

Obvio

Y como llamarías a tus hijos?

[coral silo]

hay alguna explicacion cientifica de porque balatro es tan adictivo?

[slow niche]

balatrines balatrozes

[nimble remnant]

Jajajaja

[coral silo]

inspirador

me encanta

[nimble remnant]

X la musica

[slow niche]

balatrin perkeo balatrez huevo

[coral silo]

pero en si no solo la musica se hace adictiva

[nimble remnant]

No

Había más cosas

[coral silo]

todo el juego se hace adictivo

[nimble remnant]

Pero me olvide

[slow niche]

callense

estoy jugando balatro

[lean trench]

gold stake is so goofy, two pair build over speculative oops

[slow niche]

skill issue

[coral silo]

solo te respeto x eso

[lean trench]

???

[slow niche]

y mas te vale

o encontrare tu familia entera sam

[coral silo]

en que juegan ustedes?

[slow niche]

en balatro

[nimble remnant]

Pc

[slow niche]

y tu?

[coral silo]

oh no chavales.........

[restive swallow]

I like how it's obvious who has read the rules and who hasn't

[slow niche]

yeah

lol

[nimble remnant]

Oh no

[coral silo]

qe paso chavalines

[nimble remnant]

Where are the rules?

[coral silo]

me van a echar la policia acaso?

[slow niche]

no way

[coral silo]

they gonna kill me?

[slow niche]

[slow niche]

yes

[coral silo]

bro KAJAJAJAJJAJA

[slow niche]

they finna get u chained up

[restive swallow]

it's so over for you

we'll remember you...

[nimble remnant]

I read them but i forgot where they are

[coral silo]

yo juego en play

[lean trench]

i mean english only is pretty common for servers

[coral silo]

WHO????

[nimble remnant]

Ah

[restive swallow]

o7

[slow niche]

true

anyways

im gonna go play balatro

[nimble remnant]

I already reed the rules

Again

I forgot that one

it is unfair

[slow niche]

lmao

[lone vault]

unemployment rhymes with balayro

balatro

[nimble remnant]

but what can you do?

[merry dirge]

hey i am also gonna do that

[lone vault]

did i cook

[lean trench]

i want the baseball

[slow niche]

you aint balatro balatrez

sybau

[nimble remnant]

balatro balatrez is playing balatro 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[merry dirge]

my fault gng dam

[lean trench]

how to conjure a joker slot?

[slow niche]

no

[merry dirge]

the mystic arts

[nimble remnant]

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJA

Q malo

[slow niche]

you better stay on ur line next time gng

[lone vault]

b b b but bime combo

[slow niche]

or im fninna get u

[slow niche]

no.

[merry dirge]

okay guy its orange stake yellow deck time

[lone vault]

why so blue

[merry dirge]

[lone vault]

turn that frown upside down

why the long face

[slow niche]

why so s-

[lean trench]

unnecessary

back to more gold stake

[slow niche]

sybau gng

[lone vault]

hater

[short prism]

hello chat

[slow niche]

shut up or im exponent 0'ing your family

[merry dirge]

actually i take this because i am the goat and it pays off

[lone vault]

all i do is play balatro and run over children

[eager spire]

niceee

[slow niche]

shut up

thats my job

oh im balatring it

im balatring it

im balatring it so good

[lone vault]

everyone’s laughing dude

[lone vault]

got the whole squad chuckling

[slow niche]

im going to get you

not even kidding

[merry dirge]

man everything is etertnal rn

[slow niche]

i will find you

[lone vault]

you made your account yesterday btw

[slow niche]

and?

[lone vault]

you look like a bot

[slow niche]

im not a bot sybau

[merry dirge]

okay guy its gonna be five of a kind build

[slow niche]

im the most conscious being on this server

[nimble remnant]

Modded balatro is funny?

[merry dirge]

[lone vault]

the only reason bro made an account is to join balatro server

[slow niche]

yes

[slow niche]

i love balatro

[lone vault]

same

baller

[slow niche]

i poured heart and blood to balatro

[merry dirge]

what about spade and arrow or club and onyx

[lone vault]

me when the goad

[cold ruin]

False

[lone vault]

me when the club

[slow niche]

me

[slow niche]

you sure?

[cold ruin]

How conscious are you

[slow niche]

what if i told you im the lion

[lone vault]

dawg

[slow niche]

and you family already spoke up

[cold ruin]

My man you're not conscious you're likes 8 years old

[slow niche]

yes i know

[short prism]

Uh you don't understand the image

[eager spire]

alright this conversation doesn’t make sense

[slow niche]

yes i do

im the lion

[eager spire]

bye folks

[lone vault]

yes i love rape jokes so much it’s not like rape is a serious topic

[lean trench]

goodbye hornet hollowknight

[cold ruin]

What the fuck are you talking about

[slow niche]

isaac

[lone vault]

oh wait the lion in the photo

[slow niche]

can i ask you something

[slow niche]

bro

[lone vault]

what

[slow niche]

i love you

[coral silo]

ola chicos he vuelto

[lone vault]

blatro

[nimble remnant]

Hello, we need tobtalk in eanglish

English

[slow niche]

the truth is im in love with you isaac

[coral silo]

omg is the isaac guy??

[short prism]

Bro does no one understand this image

[nimble remnant]

Becuade the rules say that

[lone vault]

balator

[slow niche]

i do

[coral silo]

SHIT, WHYY??

[slow niche]

im the monkey

[merry dirge]

i see this as an absolute win maybe probably assuming it doesnt copy trading card

[short prism]

Sureeee

[slow niche]

thats hex with another name

bro

[merry dirge]

thats ankh bro the name is right there

[coral silo]

we can talk in another language? @nimble remnant

[nimble remnant]

The rules say that

[lone vault]

i foil my lucky until i polychrome

[slow niche]

bro

[nimble remnant]

No

[slow niche]

does your brain actually work?

[cold ruin]

Balalalatreto

[merry dirge]

explain the joke and we'll see

[coral silo]

so i need to waste all my english on here?

[lone vault]

notice how all you’ve done is hate and none of us have

[slow niche]

the joke

or the game

[coral silo]

but idc cause is balatro

[nimble remnant]

Q es waste?

[lean trench]

GOD I LOVE PAIRS

[short prism]

🃏

[coral silo]

gastar

[nimble remnant]

Ahh

[lone vault]

me when two pair

[merry dirge]

what is happening

[nimble remnant]

Yeah, we do

[merry dirge]

anyways

i am gonna save scum not gonna lie

[lone vault]

i love two pair

[merry dirge]

okay its not trading card i win

[coral silo]

i am scared about saying a little word on spanish

[lean trench]

spare trousers my beloved

[lone vault]

baron my beloved

[lean trench]

fym baron

i thought we were talking pairs

[lone vault]

mad joker my beloved

[nimble remnant]

Unas palabras no pasa nada, we dont have a conversation in spanish

[short prism]

No. baron

[nimble remnant]

I think

[lean trench]

i HATE baron

[short prism]

Baron is king (literally)

[coral silo]

okey so i need to be spanglish?

[lone vault]

bro

baron+mime

be fr

[short prism]

Yes epic combo

[nimble remnant]

Yeah

[lean trench]

dog i know i play gold stake these days though

baron is 99% bait

[lone vault]

ok well i don’t

so

[merry dirge]

me when im in an arguing a joker's use competition and i literally just name the best combination that the joker has in a niche scenario

[lean trench]

im trying to get my stickers

[nimble remnant]

The only combo to "e" puntuation and naneinf

[lean trench]

literally shit is trash 99% of the time

[coral silo]

i don't have my ps5 rn and i need to play balatro so bad :'v

[lean trench]

mime is ok tho

[nimble remnant]

Jajajajajajajajaj

[lean trench]

mime value i love

[analog gale]

Do you not have it on your phone too??

[lone vault]

what cards does bro use

[lean trench]

supernova

[coral silo]

laugh with h because they gonna ban u, joking XD

[lean trench]

flash card

[merry dirge]

bruh im boutta lose on my thin asf deck cause i dont draw literally one extra king or queen

[lone vault]

peak

[lean trench]

hologram

[merry dirge]

stupid ass game this game arrrgh localthunk

[lone vault]

peak

[lean trench]

burglar

[coral silo]

yes i do but is not the same, like my phone is so poor that is so slow

[lean trench]

fucking love burglar

[lone vault]

chicot my beloved

[nimble remnant]

I dont think they banned me to laugh with j and no with h

[merry dirge]

nvm chat im goated

[coral silo]

bait bro 🥀🥀

[lean trench]

ramen

[nimble remnant]

You have balatro on phone and in ps5?

[frank sinew]

so much value man

[lean trench]

99% of the time im playing pairs

[coral silo]

yessir

[nimble remnant]

Wow

[lone vault]

odd todd and even steven my beloved

[lean trench]

green jokering

[coral silo]

and u?

[lone vault]

not even good late game though

[nimble remnant]

Only pc y es trucho jajaja

Pirata

[lean trench]

i also sock my buskin from time to time

[coral silo]

dw, mine is pirata too XDDD

[nimble remnant]

Ajajajajajjajaja

[lone vault]

i chicot my triboulet until i perkeo

[coral silo]

but the phone one

[short prism]

People struggling on poker in casinos just use jokers smh 🥀💔

[nimble remnant]

Yeah

[frank sinew]

talking abt pirating the game is against the rules

[nimble remnant]

Como pirateba la ps5

[coral silo]

fr bro 🥀🥀🥀

[frank sinew]

🤨

[coral silo]

KAKAJAJAJJA CIERTO

[lean trench]

not speaking english is also against the rules

[coral silo]

we were only saying like 3 words on spanish bro

relax xd

[frank sinew]

I’m not being that much of a pos

[coral silo]

is hard for someone hispanic to speak a lot of english

[nimble remnant]

We are not talking about pirating the game if it is already pirated.

[frank sinew]

talking about having a pirated copy can get you nuked

[nimble remnant]

Ban me

Balatro balatrez

Ban me

I don care

[frank sinew]

ok bro but mods can nuke people for that

just telling you

[coral silo]

and if im not bad, the rules said that PASS PIRATE COPIES OF THE GAME, we aren't doing that

[nimble remnant]

Idc

[merry dirge]

ok the king run is good now

[meager plank]

Obelisk sucks because I got it and it was forced to reset because I have all my hands even

[warm knot]

SALE BALATRITO

[merry dirge]

more consistent every round with this trading card

[coral silo]

and im sure we aren't the only ones that have the game pirated 👅👅

[frank sinew]

obelisk hater save me obelisk hater

[coral silo]

BRO SHHH THEY GONNA BAN U IF U TALK SPANISH

[meager plank]

What’s up 3

[warm knot]

REALLY??? 😭

[frank sinew]

hi

[coral silo]

yes they were saying that we can only speak spanish

EH

english**

[warm knot]

wtf???? why???

[frank sinew]

mods only speak english

[merry dirge]

its literally against the rules

[vestal nacelle]

jokerless planetless black deck on gold stake

[frank sinew]

it’s so ppl can’t get away with racism homophobia etc

[coral silo]

and some people were saying things about me and @nimble remnant just for saying 3 words on spanish 💔💔

but we need to speak english so

idk

[frank sinew]

not anything bad

[warm knot]

and spanglish????

[lean trench]

ive never seen someone with obelisk on their board

[warm knot]

XD

[frank sinew]

ppl with bad english don’t get banned here

[nimble remnant]

I think we can talk spaninglesh

[frank sinew]

it’s purely a “i can’t read other languages and this is so other people don’t abuse this” thing

[coral silo]

oh sorry for being born hispanic 💔

[short prism]

The humble obelisk

[merry dirge]

thats not what im saying dude its just against the rules

[frank sinew]

pretty common in huge servers

[warm knot]

where are the rules????

[frank sinew]

like there is 150 k ppl here guys

[warm knot]

sorry

[merry dirge]

server guide at the top of channels

[frank sinew]

not everything is malicious

[neon mulch]

I am malicious

[frank sinew]

that one guy is malicious

[lean trench]

a joker that only exists in an imaginary run

[vestal nacelle]

no, you're elyeye4

[coral silo]

its okay bro, but why are like 3 people saying things to us?

[nimble remnant]

Bro are the most bootliker ever 💀

[merry dirge]

[frank sinew]

because we don’t want you to get permabanned for something preventable

[neon mulch]

No, this is Patrick

[lean trench]

also the ONLY joker i havent bought yet LOL

[merry dirge]

anyway i gotta finish my run like dam

[warm knot]

Im just reading and it's true wtf I don't understand... it's weird

[neon mulch]

I just burped really hard so you guys know

[warm knot]

sad to Hispanic people

[lean trench]

bless you

[neon mulch]

what are you talking about

[nimble remnant]

Yhea

[merry dirge]

its just to make moderating easier

[nimble remnant]

Yeah

[frank sinew]

there are spanish speaking balatro discord servers

[coral silo]

i understand, but please understand us, we can't talk to a lot of english, ok??

[warm knot]

I can't speak my language 😭😭😭

[frank sinew]

I don’t have them, i can’t speak spanish

But you can find them

prob on disboard

[coral silo]

about the rules

[frank sinew]

hell if you ask the official reddit someone can prob point you

[lean trench]

dog its just the rules

[coral silo]

BUT I'M NOT SAYING IM GONNA TALK SPANISH BRO

[lean trench]

like ok?

then dont talk?

[coral silo]

bfr :V

[warm knot]

they don't say nothing about spanglish

:V

[neon mulch]

They might want to create separete chats for those languages if they have mods who speak them

[frank sinew]

that would probably put an unreasonable load on specific mods

[lean trench]

it is what it is

[coral silo]

OH YEAH OF COURSE J I'M NOT GONNA TALK CAUSE U SAID IT

[lean trench]

i didnt say it

[neon mulch]

Tons of servers do that

[frank sinew]

like say there’s a mandarin chat. the one poor mod who speaks mandarin that’s his only job here now

[warm knot]

and where is the balatro hispanic fandom 😭😭😭

[merry dirge]

goin so good

[frank sinew]

or they’d have to search even harder

[coral silo]

real

[neon mulch]

我可以帮助

[frank sinew]

in the stardew valley discord they have partner servers

idk

[warm knot]

i will try to talk in spanglish

[frank sinew]

that one’s bigger than here lol

[warm knot]

my Ingles no es muy good

[coral silo]

dw bro

[neon mulch]

u getting a bit annoying bud

[frank sinew]

ok now ur just being weird i think

[lean trench]

the funny thing is all this complaining is in perfectly decipherable english

[nimble remnant]

JAJAJAJAJAJ

[neon mulch]

Yeah I can tell he's probably a kid

[warm knot]

sorry don't ban me please

[coral silo]

who?

[frank sinew]

sometimes i wish we had a slow general channel that wasn’t thunk chat

i feel like it would curb the twelve year olds a bit more

[neon mulch]

Yeah totally

[frank sinew]

no offense if you’re twelve. but uh. i can tell

[lean trench]

just ban everyne beow the age of 18

[warm knot]

I'M NOT A KID

[lean trench]

below*

[frank sinew]

lol

[coral silo]

💀💀💀💀

[short prism]

Dawg

[warm knot]

I'm embarrassed bc I'm 25

[merry dirge]

crimson heart but only 2 of my jokers matter

pretty hype

[nimble remnant]

what a shitty people

[coral silo]

fr

[merry dirge]

hype

[short prism]

Idk what to say in chat

[merry dirge]

why are you being multiplied by the exponent of 1

[nimble remnant]

Its something inside you

[warm knot]

And... have you guys reached naneif yet?

[nimble remnant]

Its hard to explain

[merry dirge]

i want to try once i reach plasma deck

just to say i did it and then never again

[gaunt remnant]

How to get plasma deck again?

[lean trench]

like unseeded?

[warm knot]

yesss

without seed