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I remember using it to beat blue stake on blue deck
what in the round 1 natural negative brainstorm
sigh i hate orange stake
Try gold stake itās even more fun
how did you get to gold stake on ghost man
i think its actually my deck with the most gold stake wins
cant my highest is on ghost deck and im on orange stake and im making so many mistakes and i cant figure out what to do half the time
i find its really easy to find a good common scaling joker early and just commit to it with the hex for direction
like ride the bus, supernova, even runner or square joker sometimes
i won purple with a negative nova and 2 polychrome stencils
that was all i had for jokers
just keep a mental checklist of what you need to score / where your scoring is coming from
hands and card management is where i fall off im good with everything else
i cant understand how to trim deck and level up my hands in a timely manner
tell me when the riff raff gives a photo
i tend to open a lot of standard packs in my runs until i find some blue seals, idk if thats optimal but as soon as i get a blue seal the game kind of plays itself
ignore the reply i forgot to
no but it gave me this
insane seed
well that was easy
has anyone figured out any way of beating gold stake more frequently? I find myself pressing R for half an hour
do i skip for a rare joker on 1st small blind of game on orange stake?
also is this peak jokers
i would never skip for anything unless its the investment tag or the coupon tag
early game at least
i do it for funny but 80% of the time ur getting a perishable
prob not. The joker probably wont be that helpful and you end up with no money
ill get like a dollar from small blind
Fastest way is to just get rid of cards. Or change into cards you want.
This is why everyone will tell you immolate is insanely good. 5 less cards + 20 dollars is basically 0 downside
Thereās also hanged man and death, cards that can help polish your deck immensely
To get all this stuff? Well thatās where the hopefully vast Econ youve developed comes in.
my issue is when to start doing it or how to get the things to remove i get boned with luck 90% of the time
When to start removing? Immediately. Just get rid of lower ranks. Most jokers tend to synergize with face cards, and higher ranks give better chips anyway.
Now thereās exceptions to this like anything, but as soon as you have reliable Econ, you should be deck fixing
i love cryptid mod
flush twelve
i get fibonacci alot with the other one thats 2s,3s and 5s
yep
chicken dinner
Another thing, especially on orange stake: just because a joker is perishable doesnāt mean itās worthless.
5 rounds is still almost a fifth of a whole run if you never skip, and they can stopgap holes in your build until you find something better
@thorn solstice
this is information
if i buy a perishable joker, can it still appear in the shop for the time i have it?
no
and i agree with this, esp in the early game
riff raff?
so there are times where its not worth
chances are you take a joker just to get through some of the earlier stakes and you plan to sell before 5 rounds anyway
No. š¦
riff raff negative chad
ecto negative photo
i HATE good perishables
i struggled with purple stake just to get thrown straight at another road block that will take me a few weeks to beat
orange stake moment
womp womp skill issue ig
Once you get past orange stake, gold stake isnāt too bad. Itās all about having good Econ, which you should be doing anyway
i have 2 polychrome hikers this is a very mid W but a W nontheless
W is a W
i kinda like tarot cards
I love tarot cards
i find that situations like this make the game really easy just because you have a very clear goal
I LOVE TAROT CARDS
went into the game files and removed the png for pareidolia
still no clue what my goal is here
i hate pareidolia
deck fix for straights -> play straights
imagine playing tarot cards in irl poker. This would step up the game immensly
pareidolia is tons of fun
and i lost because the game no give what need for cards
I played poker with tarot cards once. I got a full house and 4 people died
so is the boss blind that draws all face cards down
not with pareidolia
just got my first 100k million with it tho
if you lost that fast it sounds like you're playing way too quickly, slow it down think about multiple ways to get past the round
most runs have a boss blind that'll mess you up
poker with lucky cards š„
always buy directors cut
thereās so many situations with face cards being debuffed man
twice the losses š„
scholar or constellation ante 1 btw
true but it worked fine af
will get turned poly
did this server turn around on pareidolia or something
and i find that with any poly joker you can get past ante 1 boss very easily
pareidolia hater at day
pareidolia lover at night
im plsying ghost deckl
ante 1 and 2 are a breeze
which deck would you guys consider the best of the best
ghost deck personally
in what way
Yellow and blue
true ghost deck
Are the best for winning as much as possible
for fun? for winning ante 8? for endless?
winrate ante 8
blue deck or abandoned deck probablu
in that regard
Then yeah blue and yellow
checkered imo
checkered, yellow, and maybe red
iām shit at the game so iāve only reached yellow, green, blue, and black
Rate my lunch
checkered is so easy tbh
goodness gravy..
Bye bye Cavendish
rip cav
There is no best deck. However, thereās candidates for best. Yellow deck is great due to interest, abandoned deck is incredible because of the IMMEDIATE deck thinning, plasma for the ABSURD numbers you can reach with good chips, and ghost because spectral cards are incredible
and sock n busk
Whats aboumz update when?
should i sell sock
for invisible
No
idk what to do in this situation
Sell cav
how exactly is Sock 4X
Brainstorm on photo
When update?
did you skip any?
no
If you sell sock buy duper too
blueprint can accomplish the same and invisible will prop that up even further. I don't think Sock is necessary
reroll and hope for the best
Oh I didnāt see the invis
Yeah it's cav bye bye guaranteed
so like, do i sell Cavendish only?
ehhh constellation kinda if you arent on a rly late ante imo cuz no moni?
or
Yeah cab and sock gone
And optimally sock
Cav
okay okay
wait how are you round 3 but ante 2 already am i missing something shouldn't it be round 4
Selling cav is a must but sock is your call
theres a parishable walkie and faceless which to i take
Personally invisible too as what ever it dupes would be a ez amazing pick up
Bull. The answer is always bull.
Bull carries runs
i personally only take econ once i can comfortably pass rounds so i would take walkie
keep eco or buy something
what are the ups and downs to both
Keep eco
i fucked up
Itās almost always better in the long run. Youāll be fine this early
more money gen vs somewhat helpful joker
so then once you realize that, go with the more consistent option
i like you
i blow a kiss your way
Helpful advice? In MY balatro discord?
mb, new here
Death to you!
i had yorick x14 i think + blueprint on it, pareidolia + sock n buskin and crafty
i dont remember what else i had lmao
You must only spam āred seal steel kingsā here. That or photochad
you make things easier to understand and dont tell me answers i like that
you're forgetting something.
No I think thatās it
thanks showman
Showman. So nice, you need him twice
this run has so much potential but i cant find a single red seal š
is it worth selling out of burnt joker for sixth sense?
high card is lvl 15 rn
burnt joker my beloved
thats solid
i just want a red seal
burnt isnt giving u much value if high card is lvl 15
update + if anyone wants seed
Nice nice
ive had two runs now where spectral packs just havent shown up
also the other day i had a run where for some reason after ante 8, i didnt get any tarot packs
not a single tarot pack in shop in about 20 rounds
Ghost deck doesnt make spectral packs more common, they just let spectral cards appear in shop
yeah but you'd think in 12 antes and no rounds skipped id get one by now
are you just looking for red seal?
standard packs have them decently often
yooo
my first spectral pack
bit late for a red seal now considering i sold DNA to survive
shouldve sold burnt first but eh
lol i got the red seal
arghh fuck
never shouldve doubted you DNA
wait i got mime we're so back
and another deja vu lol
where was this shop 10 antes ago
DNA would have been better then the Card Sharp
Whyād you sell DNA to survive? DNA would give you X8
Eh a little less with no mime
Giving up the card sharp or burnt would have been better
he has no red seal so i think 1 extra card in hand was not worth more than 3x maybe
Its worth it for when you get the red seal
he said he did it to stay alive so i assume he couldn't afford to wait otherwise he'd die
Especially when your economy is that way and it's a rare that your chasing
i continued to get so lucky with jokers
got mime, nat negative photo, and steel joker
actual cinema
made it to ante 14 before forgetting to reroll boss blind lol
but wasnt gonna make it much further tbh
I think I got too many trousers on 
you don't even got that many legs!
Even my pants need pants 
Nah mate, they just live in the arctic
They gotta layer up
The trouser quadruplets have successfully won 
Best build
Truly a build for a winter wonderland
Yeah
balatro
baltro

Yo this hand is sick
average buffoon pack off gold stake š
ahhh its round 2... i wanted that bloodstone! :(
whats best to copy here? im mainly playing full houses of kings and queens
worst feeling in all of balatro
Full houses with stuntman? Also running plasma like a normal deck is funny
Erosion activates after photograph btw so probably change that out for some more xmult if you can
Question. With four fingers how does a royal flush work, I asssume JQKA?
i only recently unlocked plasma so i dont really know how to play it
10JQKA
its on +48 so
With four fingers
Royal flush is defined as a straight flush with all ranks 10 and above, shortcut doesnāt change it
oh shit me I forgot to read the message
The +48 is after the x2 of photo, so it is significantly weaker
roffle voice : reading the question explains the question
truly
so what should i copy thn
am I blind? I seem to be missing most the merch people mention. all I see are white shirts. no mug. no plush. no black shirts or anything
Still trio, just try and get rid of erosion for another xmult
alr
Credit card in the buffoon pack
just found bloodstone, worth swapping out erosion?
Are you able to consistently play hearts here?
How many hearts?
Show deck
I wanna see your deck
Probably not bloodstone then
how many discards/hands
5 hands 4 discards
imagine
yeah not with showman. didn't see the fella there
Nah id say your deck is above average
I'd say you're too invested to 3oak gaming for that
so no bloodstone
The most triggers of bloodstone you can get in a single hand here (playing full houses), is 3 with rng on your side
thank you
true
Whatās your base mult on your hand
k then next round
full house has 14 base
is steel joker good enough?
why cavendish is common quality lol that thing kinda good
Hold for a sec
trio prolly
alr
I just did a bit more math and it turns out that having erosion and instead copying stuntman is better than a 1.6 steel, but getting steel to 2x is better, plus more planets would make it better quicker
This is still the right path because steel is scaleable
I need wheel of fortune math, it can't be 1 in 4
Itās
/
understandable, have a nope!
you die
So like is it actually death, is the game taking place in an endless void where our soul is forced to play this game for eternity or is this like some kind of meta game like Pony Island where you're playing as a guy playing some casino game?
yeah it might be closer to 4 in 16
the lore of balatro is a crazy jester thats completely full of himself is forcing you to play a weird messed up version of poker because he loves watching people make big numbers. when you die you go through 1 million years of torment in 7 seconds
I dunno but I wanna know the lore of why Wheel of Fortune doesn't do wheeling or fortuning
Serious or no
its all jimbos torture fantasy
I think it's closer to 64 in 256
not serious. i dont think balatro has much in terms of lore
yeah thats about right
Jimbo is making me see, what he sees. Endless pain, all in one little tarot card chance
It's like this
why do you think the glass card chances are so high despite being the same as wheel?
Gambling always comes first

Not all 1 in 4's are created equal. Some are more equal than others
chicot lives on in that discarded soul card
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glass card chances are not 1 in 4, in the proper sense. Neither is thy wheel
literally what Protanly js said
actually guys. isnt discard a weird word. like its literally just discard like yeah im gonna not have this card. absolute cinema
idk if thats a stupid thought
Discord isn't a weird word
would you say reddit is a weird word then
Readit is normal
You say discard to tell me how many chances you have to make a better hand
I say discard to show off my shiny Canio
We are not the same
Neg canio is better
Rental canio is better
is this fair?
No
D:
Obelisk is worse
Obelisk sucks
The wording on it confuses the hell out of me
The fact it resets sucks
Finally reaahed Ante 8
Soul is the worst tarot card never take it
it is a pretty good game man
ill keep that in mind
he is lying to you
Thats how I felt when I bought the game
i played for a bit and i lost at the 16,500 big blind š
oh š
i got super into balatro, back out of it, and now back into it while i make a texture pack for it
should i get it on mobile as well
i mean you'll understand when you see the card that it is special and actually good
if you're willing to pay an additional fee, it's great on mobile. some people prefer the mobile controls
im a big poker fan so this was right up my alley haha
$139 and itās not mine
this is what seed money + to the moon type shi gets you
yeah i might when my paycheck arrivesāit'd be fun to have something to do on the go while waiting for example
definitely good for long waits my man
do y'all also play poker btw? i wonder how many people got into this bc of that
fs! time flew by
nah. no clue how to play real poker but the way the hands work is pretty simple
easy to get into regardless since its just a numbers game
texas hold em is pretty easy
honestly poker is cake compared to balatro
wym by cake lol
easy
ohhh. yea
As in "easy as cake"
poker is way less complicated
all i know about poker is that new players use like computer algorithms to understand exact chances. kinda like chess nowadays
True
who decided cake was the easiest thing ever tbh
i usually just play for fake moneyāi have an incredibly addictive personality and nithing good would come out of playing w money š
ur right it takes ages to bake a cake
Time doesn't really mean difficulty tho
yup. definitely spent money on stuff that i literally just dont use at all in the future
making a cake is simple maybe if youre just following a recipe but it cant be the easiest task ever
why dont i just say easy as sitting on my ass all day watching TV
Iām kind of confused about one thing in Balatro though. At then end when you buy your joker cards, thereās the option to buy and use a planet card immediately. Whatās the point in doing that? The chips get lost and you waste $4 as far as I can tell
You just use it immediately
Not on my end. I tried it once and I started with zero chips
No just vanilla
Ask in #š¹ć»game-discussion
It levels up your poker hands
Eh doesnāt rly matter maybe itās a bug
Oh?
Like when you get the same hand you get a bonus or something?
Yeah check out run info
planets permanently increase chips and mult of the poker hand they control
Ah I see
more difficult poker hands have planets that give more chips and mult
hey guys whats the best deck to beat gold stake?
also if youve seen the gros michel joker. a new joker can be obtained when it gets destroyed. just a little thing for you to look out for
Just won my first run.
nice job
ow i havent seen that one yet
probably the deck you like the most. besides that im not goated enough for advice
good job!! highest i got so far is 16,500
It looks like a rotten banana
ah well its a common so youll find it soon. its a banana
no wins yet š
thats just rude, it isnt rotten really
Oh true
bro my gros michael survived a whole game somehow š
an elderly banana
Also baseball card should count rare and legendary cards too
very true actually
i did skip alot though
i dont have the game sense to know if this is balanced
damn now i wanna play some actual poker š
i mean the public perception is that the thrill of poker is lost without the real stakes
idk losing so much money would just make me depressed
the thrill of winning is quite enough
whatever floats your boat, especially if it isn't economically unhealthy
yeah i just know id have a gambling problem
i alr have an opiate problem dont need that piled on š¬
opinions on hiker joker ?
Get him early... and than sell him later on
otherwise dont bother
š
yeah id figure that would be the best way
im at ante 2 rn so its a good place to pick up
not a joker i think about and not a joker i ever pog for in the shop
i personally love the one that gives you straights and flushes with 4 cards
Four Fingers! Love it too
balatro am i right
What is balatro
if you figure it out lmk
i think its about uhh.. blackjack? ive heard
This build is š„
what is this jokerr š
it takes up a joker slot but gives you 27 dollars
also its really small and hard to find
if that counts for anything
it says it gives +6 chips
that is all
well it does that but are we really counting that as an effect
it's -27 dollars thats the main effect
i mean
???how did you even find that
suboptimal joker order?
random. cryptid mod video it seems
wow that is all X mult
yep
that looks like brainstorm so i think you'd play lucky card hands with brainstorm on chad until the winning hand where you switch it to cat if its big enough
what are yall posting omg
thats amazing, kudos to the dev(s)
localthunk is pretty cool dev
they sure are
why are you the cartomancer. may i have one tarot card per blind
oh oh its modded didnt notice it
me like tarot
me give u tarot

IM VERY MADGE
whys it
also whats that profile my guy
why not some cool street fighter alex like me that me like tarot
also if you really want gold sticker michael, i think you can get a perishable one to debuff and then just lug it around for 8 antes
Swap the Lucky Cat and the Hanging Chad
im up against verdant leaf, what should i sell
first legendary i unlocked was yorick hehehe
or do i just try to power through the card debuff
Probably donāt need to sell, you only lose photo to the debuff
i did just find a red seal glass jack that scores 8 million
Glass wonāt work here
assuming a normal hand with debuffed cards would then be 1 million i think, you should be fine
did it with the debuff


they were scoring around 100,000 without the debuff
thanks for the help guys
oh i forgot to account for another double from red seal photograph so that makes more sense
this really
s my 
She nopes on my wheel till I foil
the absolute devastation in my head when i first tried to do this
She triggers my lucky til I cat
How do i get the tag next to the usernames some people have here
she photos my chad till i retrigger
She socks my face till Iām buskin
Itās perfect
thanks
She raise on my fist til I mult
Chicot is a scoring joker
i tried desaturating jimbo and now it just looks like droll joker lmao
but hey envy baby by kanaria
except it's balatro
if i dont get cartomancer pre ante 2 i just restart
She hangs till my chad retriggers
do one with the cartomancer and tarot
What does cartomancer do
she cartomances on my select blind till i +1 tarot
š
since when are you the authority on this template
She does carts in my basement
I am so sorry youāre right
š
Huh
gives u for free a frickin tarot card each time u select a blind, aint it sick?!
i love it!
best joker ingame n can die over it
She selects my blind till I tarot idk
she tarot on my blind until i death
Technically if you get the very large blind boss blinds and Chicot disables them, it is helping your scoring
that ones good tbh
She selects my tarot till Iām blind
tarot dont kill tarot inmortal!!1!11!
Interesting
that doesnt makes sense
Correct
She plasmas my deck till I balance
chicot assists in the vague idea of "scoring" while fighting violet vessel but does not assist in "getting a higher score" which is a more traditional take on the term
it'd be like saying mr. bones helps my scoring by not killing me
Sheās erratic on my deck till I beat ante 8 with 14 6ās
yall just bein so freaky
Let me be semantical
5x polychrome chicot
yeah chat is a bunch of freaks but it is past midnight where im at so whatcha gonna do
She Carto on my mancer till I hermit
Hang your chad

peak
but i like my chad no need to hanged man him
I hope your chad doesnāt get fully removed from the ballot

She nope on my wheel till I foil
Soul
Sheās spectral in my tarot off the perkeo
perkeocet
she run this joke into the ground till i balatro discord
i mean what else is there to talk about at 2 in the mornjng
Is chatter on to something
She geek on my bar in the grass
I could have insulted you all and called you redditors
you guys are at least cool
I am a redditor
The based one
I can tell
i am a redditor if i am to be honest with myself
Sorry for the grass jump scare
I'm also a redditor 
yikes! put a warning on that
Have that "day 18, which joker is the most underrated?" Posts followed
The muddy underrated joker is matador
who wants to see a cat
i kinda dont like those posts but whatever keeps the fandom alive idk
My cat has central heterochromia
no way homophobia ā¤ļø
its 3pm for me
this one is true
i think matador is a crazy econ joker
we are quite opposing in this way
Only in the middle tho
it's literally 8:10am idk what these fools are talkin about
Im not sure why but that hand took a whileā¦
Who you calling fools? š”
you š”
Imagine if you negatively hung your chad
I really dont know why
????
But its chad, photochad even!
wait don't be sad i was goofin
I do
Modding chat is down the hall to the left š
Wondering how long until it crashes lmao
I meannn its also just a chat thing yāknow so eh
I think you need the e's for it to crash cryptid
Well⦠idk about that, had several crashes at low scores in past few runs, i dont know why or how tho
Oh well that's a normal cryptid bug crash
Well triggering this card 2500 times now, so lets see lmao
If you want to crash using score it's probably making it to the e's
Wait do you genuinely have scoring animations on?
I think ill crash first tbh
Um⦠so you see i had the mod to turn off animations⦠but i accidently removed it before this run while removing other mods to stop crashing
Sooo um, yes.
Got handy, but doesnt seem to have a skip animations
Just speed increase
Wait, couldnt i re add the mod then continue run⦠worth a try
You could prob
Idk I haven't really played cryptid
I played it for 1 hour
Then dipped
Ye tbh i havent done much either
Ah ye so got the animations skip and ok well seems it crashed first time lmao,
So thats that time to sleep lmao
i don't really have the desire to play more cryptid. i feel like even once i 100% the game i'd rather a vanilla+ mod
cryptid cryptid cryptid, is it the equivalent to calamity mod for balatro?
not really
Its just super broken lol
in the sense cryptid is intentionally quite unbalanced
it's just very filled with content so it has the most notoriety
lmfaooo
calamity is too
in the way of everything is so op
Atleast in calamity you have to try
true
cryptid is a mod made to be unbalanced
been playin calamity since 2018
Cryptid is just "yo do you want free 10000x mult?"
Calamity is "helo, I reward you this op thing... now fight this thing that makes your op weapon have a challenge"
Calamity mod for what? There a balatro mod named. that or? Cuz i only know of the terraria mod called that lol
Terraria
we love mods they're fun
Ok ye, in that case: eh, its kinda different tho since in terraria its balanced lol, everything is op, enemies and us
This is just score go big number very easily lol
Hmmmmm so how does that work⦠lol
that seems so unplayable tho
calamity is the most popular and loved mod in terraria
so i was askin like
the equivalent in balatro
Yeah figuerd but wasnt sure lol
I do enjoy modded terraria
Not played it in ages tho
cryptid challenge comes from not crashing the game past ante 8
hello freaky fellow
WHO NEEDS JOKERS
šš
technically hologram doesnt like throwback here because you'll get less card packs, and because you want to find a joker that makes more cards like marble joker or dna in the shop as well
and skipping blinds isnt too good if you dont have to
youre a bit far in but in general here id pivot to get more face cards, maybe remove droll joker for juggler and use those standard packs
but also get money somehow you are a bit broke

i wish you luck freakmeister
best thing my eyes have seen today
gg
Hell yea yippe
weird to see that many blue seals since usually red seals are getting copied in bulk
it looks really visually pleasing

i cant find a king with red seal in the standard pack lol
its okay you got there in the end
theres no brainstorm emote?

she doctor on my spectred
can you soul without the voucher for spectral cards in tatot packs
yup. that's the primary way to get soul is in any tarot card regardless of voucher or deck
Im seeing in thr past budšš
this in ante 1 and im laughing 2 da banks
you have beaten the evil plant
I lost the game after
got bongo cat in my pc so i jimbofied it
šš
its okay blud i believe in you
white stake gets easy once you know how to game yknow

now you made me think, can you like, link save files between devices?
anyone knows?
Yeah, you can do it
I have balatro on gamepass and on steam, and the gamepass balatro on my pc has same save as balatro on my xbox
Is there a way to mod balatro on mobile?
probably not in any way convenient
(I've bought balatro twice now and if the answer is no I will buy it on steam just for mods)
unless you wanna prettty much mod ur entire phone
Zamn alright
well ive got a mod coming out soon 
That's awesome, have you teased or talked about what your mod would be adding?
Yyooooo
Cool
it's in the art channel if you scroll up a bit
Fanart?
texture pack that changes jokers, consumables, vouchers, decks, as well as adding flavor text and editing text when applicable
maybe a bit more i forget
HAH depressed jokers
Trust
since chat is dead i will send the jokers
HOLLOW KNIGHT REFERENCE
nah bruh what's he doin there š
Adolf...?
it is kinda funny
Out of any people, you pick adolf š
but thats most likely because its a local save file
not because they are connected
is it
No thatās lebron James
love the potato from pvz haha pretty good job!
thank you discord user cartomancer lover
thats me u right there!
Most useful yorick ššš
dunno wdym i finished a run with him on x14
I don't understand the relevance of this image
bp next to him ofc
XD
HI
my banana died the hand before that
i did not have any mult joker š
I'm too old to understand this image
Lamp
Oh I get it now I understand
Bro is lamping it?
there is this cool series yknow. if undertale was realistic
and sans yknow. he says absolute lamp in one of the episodes

it is a spin off of the absolute cinema meme
This guy gets it
meant to convey some sort of ultimate feat
Me at bros enlightening
i think this qualifies as image spam to be frank with you
but either way i am in need of rest and will likely sleep now
it is almost 4 am
and i have school yikes

Wil discovering a joker make it appear more often?
It will make the name appear
But if it's like seeing double they can't appear before unlock

This server should have one of those new tags that goes beside the discord name called Jimbo
jwdhhxhaisbdgsa
n word
2 of my favorite card designs i think
I love the sideeye of blueprint
same
wild ass jokers
my favorite joker art is vagabond
and yet its one of the worst jokers in the game
balatros dias
I just finished a run
same
i just got a nice run going
I started playing a week ago
don't do it to me plant
I'm loving this game man
It was free on PlayStation plus so i got it
Ended up liking it too much, bought the game on mobile lol
whats the 4th joker
wow
brainstorm
kinda like blueprint but it copies the leftmost card
so in this case hanging chad
i always get blueprint and brainstorm when the rest of the run sucks š
leftmost is ballot
on good runs i never get them
no steam?
yea but its name is hanging chad
what
Nope :((
hanging chad
wow i never knew wth
yeah i called it the ballot for a long time
Also, is the checkered deck the best to unlock the "win a run without playing a two pair"?

i mean i guess but i dont think its that hard to win a run without playing two pair
checkered is probably the easiest for unlocking brainstorm at least
I always default to use it..
i did for a long time as well, try to maybe go for full houses instead
or flushes
I sent this to my gf the other day
"Whenever i win runs, why is it always you two"
cause as we all know playing any hand other than flush is a total mistake. full house is ok
my woman scolded me because i stayed up playing balatro yesterday but i did it today anyways
Got it
Pray that i don't get spades or hearts debuffed :'))
I'm still getting used to the names of the things
two legendaries and the pillar decided to rpe me
evil and menacing splash:
Why are two jokers with different backgrounds? The 2nd and the 5th
legendaries
Ooooh, i see
I didn't unlock them yet i think
you get them from soul spectral
yeah theyre the ones with question marks
the soul šššš
on the unlock requirement
souls have an 0.3% chance of spawning in arcana and spectral packs per card
at least i think thats how it works correct me if im wrong
I see
I don't use spectral packs as much
I don't know how to use them effectively
speakin of legendaries, only way to get em is through spectral?
So i just stay away from them rn
spectral packs are the best
rip
NUH UH
always take spectrals
tarot are
nuh uh
i always open spectrals but often skip
spectrals are either trol picks or completely over powered
tarot are all of em
perfect
i once won a run solely because of an early spectral
also they can have soul cards too
Man, your banner gives me ptsd
I had 4 wheels back to back in a run, all of which gave me the nope š
aint too late to go to bed
it is
(unless youre having sleep troubles in which case communicate that)
real
you got tricked! if cartomancer wasnt a thing id be wheel lover!


my body is a machine that turns
into 
gg mundo vs gnar matchup wish me luck against this cancer gameplay
I'm still struggling a bit with the names
What does the cartomancer do?
every time one pops up i call my brother to show him
chat do we take these
i'm still afraid of seeing the plant on ante 7
no reroll voucher
if you have the face card perk joker then yes
"All face cards are drawn face down"
that wouldn't be as bad as plant tbh
no lol it doesn't apply
@small hemlock
brainstorm photochad goes hard
thats what it does!
what does the plant do again
Oh! I know now! I use the other one, 1 in 2 chances to do that when i buy a booster
Also, i have a question
Aside from the obvious, what does this do? (Or rather, doesn't do)
Or do i need to buy it to be able to buy the voucher on the right?
yeah it only exists to buy the 2nd voucher
it does nothing else otherwise
yeah
So, I'm assuming you need to buy the left voucher so that the right one becomes available in the run, is that right?
disables all face cards
told ya photochad goes hard

dude if i find a blueprint on this run it's over for jimbo
Can I ask how to get the mod for pvp in Balatro?
#āć»modding-general probably
Friend send me this š
not a fan of obelisk either
chat is it over for me
guess i'll brainstorm the mime and hope the steels are enough
Steel is 1.5x when in hand, yeah?
yea
and mime retriggers it
and brainstorm retriggers the mime
here goes nothing
i lost gg
So it's 1.5^10?
obelisk is so bad
It resets when you play your most played hand, yeah?
yeah
Yeah, the only reason I'd take that would be if it was polychrome
i already hate this
this game loves me
Banana, my beloved
love how the bananas are historically accurate
just wait to see cavendish lmao
this guy sucks ass im glad i got his sticker
time to pivot
0.01% to kill itself but it's a unconditional 3x right?
i probably have a better chance at beating green stake on every deck before beating blue once
i lov cavendish
Pants, throwback and Cavendish sounds like the dream
pants are ok too
it's time
i like simple hands
I'm a two pair girl so
my dream is
to have a run
on high card only
from round 0 to ante 8
that'd so funi
I kinda did that in the clip i sent earlier xD
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FAQ:
Why is the game in another language?
I used to let twitch viewers make me switch language for channel points
How are you selecting car...
ya i havent figured out how would i do so
imagine
genius
Is it cheating if you do high hand, but use Splash?
no, it still counts as a high card play
its high card
but
imagine
just winning
with exclusively
high card
thatd so funi
like only 1
from 0 to start
splash hc aint technically cheating but...
whats the joke :(
Okay, imma try to unlock the two pair joker
the video i sent doesnt use splash at any point
but does it throw 4 to get rid of a bad hand

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