🎙・server-chat

[meager plank]

And people who want money

[wanton steeple]

What u downloaded sounds like adware

Basically just using ur phone to milk as revenue

Nothing entirely dangerous just annoying

[meager plank]

The tablet started downloading apps and opening them all by itself

I was a very scared child

[wanton steeple]

Adware and spyware

[meager plank]

What do they gain from spyware on a child, like genuine question

[wanton steeple]

Personal information

[meager plank]

The most personal information I had was my Roblox password 😂

They could prolly sell that tbh

[wanton steeple]

That's valuable information

They can use that account to perform scams on Roblox

Because u have a verified account that looks legitimate

[meager plank]

Oooooo

That’s smart

[frank sigil]

[meager plank]

I wonder if they used my Roblox account for evil

[wanton steeple]

Stealing other accounts

[frank sigil]

why are yall talking about roblox this is blatro

[wanton steeple]

And possibly money

[wanton steeple]

Just random conversation that happened

[meager plank]

We’re talking about my childhood tables that got different types of malware

[frank sigil]

k

[meager plank]

@wanton steeple For clarification all these things like spyware are adware are different types of malware, correct?

Or is it its own category of things

Is malware just the broad term?

[wanton steeple]

More or less

Usually how they act dictates it

Like ransomware hold information hostage for a ransomware
Malware is malicious software
Spyware is software to spy on u etc etc

[meager plank]

So malware can contain spyware and ransomware and stuff?

[wanton steeple]

Pretty much

[meager plank]

How did they download stuff to my tablet and open it? That was so scary when I was little

[wanton steeple]

It's nothing you should realistically worry about most time they go for big targets like companies

At worse random Joe like u or me would get a virus that attempts to steal passwords

[meager plank]

Bank info too

That’s the worst thing that could happen to random people that I understand

[wanton steeple]

As long as u avoid random downloads with no reputation

U should be fine

[meager plank]

Fortnite.downloader was a trusted file I swear!

[meager plank]

Apple is pretty good with malware I believe

[wanton steeple]

Just make sure what you download has some reputation online

[wanton steeple]

You'd be surprised someone already did a video of them uploading spyware to the store and it got through

[meager plank]

From my understanding everything you download stays where you download it, so if you download something from safari it stays in safari

[wanton steeple]

But don't use it as fear mongering

For most part apple/Google 99% safe

[meager plank]

So I should stop downloading shitty cheaply made games with 12 reviews?!?!?!?

This is something I seriously do in my free time

[wanton steeple]

A lot of those are just scamware

Adware

[meager plank]

What is scamware

[wanton steeple]

Just there to milk money off adds from kids downloading apps

In the name scam software

[meager plank]

😅

[wanton steeple]

Kinda like giving a scammer money with Google pay cards

Only they give a fake game with in app purchases

[meager plank]

Ohhh

So when I don’t buy anything and don’t care about the ads I’m fine

[wanton steeple]

While having ads plastered all over it

Ads still generate revenue for them for most part

[meager plank]

And they’re gonna use it to make more shitty games to get more ads 😔

[wanton steeple]

Usually why you'll see these Amazing spider dude and Freedom Force games

[meager plank]

Never heard of either of them 🔥🔥

But to my understanding if you download malware from safari it’s usually pretty difficult for it to affect your iPhone

[wanton steeple]

I fiddle with malware because I know the guy who made memez

[meager plank]

What is memez

[wanton steeple]

Meme virus

Rn we are making a funny virus with stepmania

[meager plank]

But I should be safe downloading music files on safari or chrome right

[dusty jay]

No bro don't download random shit on the Internet

Make sure it's safe

[meager plank]

It’s not usually “random”

[dusty jay]

Do you have android?

[meager plank]

It’s usually music that leaked from someone who is known to leak music and you can only hope it’s just a mp3 or .wav

[meager plank]

iPhone

[wanton steeple]

Anything can be malware, but the less shady the more safer you are

That's the best I can tell u

Like one day you can go on YouTube and it could be hijacked and spreading malware but the likelihood of that is slim to nothing

[meager plank]

Im gonna go find a hole in iOS that allows me to brick any iPhone by sending an iMessage brb

[meager plank]

Is this like when data breaches are caused by one employee clicking the wrong link

[wanton steeple]

Kinda

Sometimes it's bruteforce

Sometimes it's a vulnerability in software they are using

[meager plank]

Is it true QR codes can have the ability to download something that allows remote access to a device

I saw something about a fake Amazon scam thing that sounded completely unbelievable except the QR code having the ability to access your device

If you scan it ofc

Idk how it would work

[wanton steeple]

Not sure but I think you'd need special software to install

I don't think just scanning it could do anything

But there are was to auto join a wifi network from a QR code on phones

[meager plank]

It was something like:
You receive an unexpected Amazon delivery, inside there is a QR code that says something along the lines of “scan to see who sent you this gift” or “scan for more information” and then they scan it and oops! Bank account gone

[wanton steeple]

Which is something you should be careful of

Joining a random public wifi can leave u open to someone phishing passwords

[meager plank]

I never understood that

[wanton steeple]

It kinda works like this u ever connected to McDonald's wifi and it asks u to confirm or something

Kinda like that but they replace the confirmation with something a Google login

And u willing give them ur login information without knowing

[meager plank]

Like sign in with Google to have access to the WiFi

[wanton steeple]

Kinda yeah

But the login is fake

[meager plank]

Would the WiFi owner set it up or someone unrelated?

[wanton steeple]

Usually they'll make it something you'd normally see like company name free wifi

Not saying it's happening everywhere but it does happen

[meager plank]

Ohh so a WiFi network that you think is the one you want but it’s actually their WiFi network tricking you

[wanton steeple]

More or less yeah

[meager plank]

Have you seen the people that make the cell towers hidden in cities and stuff to try and steal information

[wanton steeple]

Anyways I'm probably going to stop since this kinda took over the general chat LMAO

[meager plank]

I’m gonna go sign in to every free WiFi I see

[jovial lion]

Guys do you remember the most amount of times Wheel of fortune didn't hit in a row in your run?

cuz my friend just got 20 times and I'm kinda baffled and interested

[meager plank]

Idk but I had showman and opened a mega tarot pack with 2 wheels and got 2 foils

[jovial lion]

holy hell

[meager plank]

That’s like a 1/4 chance and then another 1/4 chance

[jovial lion]

Alsp consider that both got foil

[meager plank]

Yeah so sad they got the thing I didn’t need 😔

I have gotten by far the most holographic from wheel, then foil, then polychrome

I should start tracking wheel of fortune hits and misses and what they give me

I feel like I’m pretty lucky with wheel though, don’t think I’ve ever missed more than 7 times In a row

[tribal beacon]

When you run out of reasons to toast:
"To Balatro"

[wise plaza]

Neg diet cola

[wintry cove]

Does neg diet cola turn into a normal cola

[slim junco]

Whats that supposed to mean

[tribal beacon]

Balala is shit

Xd

[manic mulch]

Hi

[tribal beacon]

Hello

[wintry cove]

I have dementia I forgor

[restive swallow]

[tribal beacon]

Is DNA good??

[restive swallow]

Yeah

[tribal beacon]

What does it do?

[slim junco]

Its a rare joker, last time I checked those are pretty good

[tribal beacon]

I mean, which used can it have?

[slim junco]

It only has one use

Read the description of it

[tribal beacon]

Ik, but yk, for builds and such

I dont think losing a hand to double a card is Profitable

[slim junco]

It copies a card and draws it to your hand
Overtime it'll fill your deck with the copied cards making it easier to find them

[tribal beacon]

Well well well

[slim junco]

The fact you draw the copied cards to your hand right away is also very useful, you get to use the copies right away

[oblique hound]

Its pretty hard to use well in higher stakes

Since it does cost you a hand

And you need a good card to actually duplicate immediatly

Its honestly kind of a bait rare

Cuz you flood your deck with one card, but if you aren't thinning/fixing down your deck sufficiently, you may not even consistently draw many of the cars you have been duplicating

[warm mist]

new joker that adds the base chips and mult of the discarded hand to ur next played hand

Phoenix

[oblique hound]

seems worse than a basic x2 mult joker when the base wouldn't even factor the rest of your other jokers

[finite phoenix]

It’s nice with blue seals but other than that it’s pretty niche

[warm mist]

let a girl spitball her ideas won't ya

[oblique hound]

I mean, would it be common or uncommon strength

I assume it does not factor steel/glass cards at all

[warm mist]

uncommon probably

too complicated for common

Idk

maybe common?

[oblique hound]

Yeah but when you discard something like a high card or pair thats not gonna be that much score added

Oh wait since its base score that means it wouldn't even work well with stone

[warm mist]

I'm thinking like

the uh burnt joker

maybe ur high card is super high level already

nah

[finite shadow]

h

[warm mist]

this would be useless

[oblique hound]

Yeah if playing a complex hand, even if you leveled high card/pair to level 10+, thats still only 10ish mult

Or level 20 on especially good runs with planets

10-20 mult and 100-200 extra chips i guess

[pine monolith]

Early walkie talkie pls

[oblique hound]

Thats sort of like a banana and blue joker combined

[warm mist]

but if it played the hand that's a different story

[finite shadow]

Oh my god

[oblique hound]

Ok so discards count as playing a hand then

[finite shadow]

I have nearly 1500 hours in this game and have never noticed that until right now

Oh my god

[oblique hound]

Now thats definitely rare territory

[warm mist]

would go hard

[oblique hound]

Only 2 extra hands on higher stake essentially

[warm mist]

fucked up burglar

maybe like

[oblique hound]

More if you got jokers or vouchers that increase discards

Merry andy eating good

[warm mist]

still keeping the initial adding to ur next hand gimmick

uhh

I think that'd be pretty good

to really make sure u one shot the blind

[oblique hound]

Base score is very underwhelming if it can't factor any other jokers or enchanced cards

Even if u got something like shortcut and can afford to throw away a straight

Just to marginally boost its power

Heavily relies on the hand being so sufficiently leveled

[oblique hound]

Ooh trading card

Its 1 dollar

[undone plank]

hey yall

[oblique hound]

It pays for itself

[undone plank]

does anyone have recommendation for simple roguelikes?

[pine monolith]

True and need to get rid of non-10/4s

[undone plank]

not neccesary card ones

[pine monolith]

Had a lot of fun with Die In The Dungeon

[undone plank]

i also love pixel ones

[pine monolith]

DITD ^

[oblique hound]

blue prince?

[undone plank]

alright!!

[undone plank]

okay!

[oblique hound]

Its a roguelike puzzle game

[undone plank]

awh man

it's not really my type

Im looking for a pixel-y type game

[pine monolith]

DITD is like STS

But with dice

And a bit more simple

[undone plank]

mhmmm

[worn gust]

Oh no, not this time chicot

Tf is this seed about

Chicot i don't want you 🙏

[weak tusk]

noita

[cursive badger]

its not necessarily simple, but there's definitely variations of it that are pretty simple

pixel dungeon

specifically shattered pixel dungeon is considered the most complete version as of now

pixel dungeon is an open source game, meaning anyone can copy the code and make whatever changes they want to it

[normal phoenix]

Noita is absolutely NOT simple

Arguably the most complex game i have ever played

[balmy turret]

Is there a way to submit a translation for a language?

[grim ridge]

how we looking chat

is the order of my jokers optimal ?

[solemn elm]

yeah

can't optimize it any further

[grim ridge]

i suck at the game still tryna unlock all the decks

[grim ridge]

jesus

[trail citrus]

that sure sounds like a nice mod hope you don't do anything bad

[zinc shore]

Setup good or bad 🙏💔

[ripe lava]

most normal plasma deck run

[balmy turret]

This run is the same on every deck

[ripe lava]

prolly wouldnt have ended up with this if it werent for aggressive xmult hunting

or maybe the way i play usually is buns

[tender void]

I made a 2nd balatro acc and uhhh

Damn

[coral bramble]

does anybody have a seed for multiple chicots?

[zinc shore]

Ts card good?

[ripe lava]

my favorite type of card is the polychrome that you don't care about but won't sell because nothing you come across is better than x1.5

[zinc shore]

Ok so its good thanks

[limber bay]

Half joker too underrated 🙏

Its my reason to live

[knotty blaze]

Half Joker is the early-game carry

[zenith bridge]

Lads what does the green stake do I have no idea

[brisk zinc]

the required chips for each blind becomes much higher each ante

chat do we take these

[zenith bridge]

The egg joker would be really useful there

Take it

[unkempt creek]

it's optimal

[brisk zinc]

first black stake!!

ghost deck so good

[zenith bridge]

Can anyone help me get better at ts game😭😭

[slim junco]

First blue stake win

I didn't even need the negatives

[brisk zinc]

👊😎

[slim junco]

Just thought using my double tag would be cool

[brisk zinc]

you get better by playing and experimenting

trust

[zenith bridge]

Bro I’ve literally unlocked every deck except the last one and I still can barely beat a run on white stake

[terse pagoda]

Guys helppp im too stupid to understand how plasma deck works

Like

How should i play with It?

Cause for the other decks i Just looked for good jokers n stuff but this looks more complicated than that

[zenith bridge]

It literally js balances ur mult and chips

[floral lily]

never go for mult jokerd

[terse pagoda]

oh ok

So do i Just try farming Chips?

[ripe lava]

early sure

[terse pagoda]

Yeah but like whats the strategy?

[ripe lava]

later on theres xmult that gets way above chips

[terse pagoda]

Oh ok

So i Just Need One of the two grow a lot

[wise sorrel]

Just playing plasma deck rn actually and I need advice on what to do here 🙏

Should I buy chad or keep the setup rn

Also if anyone wants the seed I can add it cos both brainstorm and blueprint were just naturally in the shop

[hidden imp]

congrats!

[brisk zinc]

ty ty

not looking forward to blue

will probably do some funny seeded runs before i try to tackle that

[paper saddle]

finally 100%ed the game

[oblique hound]

Late but do u still need trading card

[west sky]

Balances the chips and mult. For this deck its best you get as many chips as you can

[vivid island]

and eventually Xmult instead of chips

[paper saddle]

i have never won plasma deck using anything other than chips

[west sky]

Arrow head goes crazy

[paper saddle]

wee joker and hack is what got me gold stake on it

just very narrowly

[vivid island]

on purple+ you need some huge chips if you go chips only which is pretty much hack-wee tier stuff.
Full Xmult has a better ceiling but it's also not as easy to rely on especially early antes.

[violet field]

hey guys

[orchid jacinth]

Hey guys, does anyone have an idea why the game looks like this for me?

you can't see anything tf

[wise sorrel]

Yeah deck isn't great rn

I fumbled that so hard 😭

For the last hand idol decided to choose the ONLY jack I had left in my hand 🥲

[rich pawn]

how good is 113,501 in one hand in ante 2 considered?

blue stake

[lost furnace]

no

[earnest elk]

what the fuck

[frank sinew]

were you playing modded?

[cerulean ember]

I'll try thank you

[acoustic mason]

Is this considered software gore

[pine monolith]

Bro I'm 119/120 and erratic gold is just not giving it to me

[earnest elk]

yes

[gentle crane]

Playing balatro 3 am
Realistic blood starts pouring out of jimbos eyes

How many mods did you have?

[frank sinew]

yeah sometimes it just does that

might wanna check in the modded channels if what you have installed is up to date

the. less it is the more likely it is to crash

whenever i see people playing cryptid and they get to the point where it takes literal hours to calculate a hand i just find it like. funny in a confusing way

are you even playing a game at that point

or did you just accidentally create a calculator

tropical smoothie oil lamp go brrrrrr

[opal fog]

insane invis joker pull

[frank sinew]

now you can die to the mark twice as hard

plant is disabled but not the mark lol

[rich pawn]

after days of playing ghost deck, first zodiac and those are the jokers😭😭

what should I do

I found chariot, should I clone it or search for something else?

[violet field]

how good is the replayability of this game?

i have it on ps5

[rich pawn]

It depends, I love the game and can play it for hours but if you don't like cards and the poker genre probably not so much. You have a lot to discover in the game. But still my friends who don't like poker/ cards think that the game is bad

[warm mist]

balatro is one of the best games of all time

better than what those aaa companies are making anyway

[sharp hollow]

wow cool server

smells like muffin

[warm mist]

my bad

[zinc shore]

Guys

Is this setup good or bad im tryna find out the best one

[rich pawn]

bad

there's nothing to make the mult big

[zinc shore]

Ok thanks bro

[rich pawn]

are triggered kings by baron will be triggered again by sock and buskin?

[opal fog]

maybe

[opal fog]

no bc its PLAYED face cards

[boreal niche]

probably like 3 people will understand this reference but it's worth it

[opal fog]

yeah im not one of these 3 people

[sharp hollow]

balloons

is that wise penny

[floral lily]

can someone make a gif that describes the feeling of using magician hanging chad and not hitting anything

[winged kiln]

Fact

[rich pawn]

Preparing myself

[opal fog]

blue stake

finally

i cooked

[pseudo timber]

I’m going around to different game servers I’m in and asking for recommendations.

I’m partial to first person shooters, roguelites, dungeon crawlers, and metroidvanias.

I’m totally open to stuff outside those categories though, just please lmk what games in your library really stand out to you :)

[opal fog]

almost all my

[void comet]

Hollow knight

[opal fog]

dead cells ultrakill celeste idk

[void comet]

If u havent played hollow knight

PLAY IT

[pseudo timber]

Oh 100%, one of my favorite games ever hands down.

[opal fog]

uk its not really a metroidvania is just a fast paced game

[rich pawn]

just now

[void comet]

Ahha true. Have you played nine sols? Its kinda like hollow knight but also rlly good

[opal fog]

yummy

[void comet]

If u havent check it out

Trust me was RLLY fun

But its a bit gore, must warn you, no human-like characters tho

[ruby edge]

are you fucking kidding

[void comet]

Yes

[ruby edge]

welp, guess i dont get to play this run

[warm mist]

celeste, cult of the lamb

[ruby edge]

time to reset

until i start with something

[rich pawn]

mime instead of?

[void comet]

Why

Scary face is op early

[ruby edge]

look at my deck

[pseudo timber]

ULTRAKILL fucking rocks.

Really fw dead cells too. Really captures the spirit/vibe of SOTN. Same with Bloodstained, if you haven’t played that.

I’ve played Celeste but even after 30 hours I still find the end-game levels incredibly frustrating, ended up putting it down.

[warped sphinx]

cough

[void comet]

OHH

Sry

[rich pawn]

😭

[void comet]

But it is

With smily face youre set till like ante 4

[rich pawn]

??

[pseudo timber]

I bought cult of the lamb, looks really good but haven’t actually played it yet. Seems really similar to Hades?

[warped sphinx]

no im coughing over the deck

[void comet]

Cavendish ovviously

Theres no other choice

[void comet]

Aha fair xd

[warped sphinx]

kill cavendish bro

[void comet]

Soo can u check out nine sols please?

Amazing gamr

Game

Trust

[rich pawn]

[warped sphinx]

have you heard of this game called balatro

i heard it was very good

[void comet]

Na whats that

Can y explain what its about

[ember shell]

Unseeded run so far hope i wont fail

[warped sphinx]

its like poker

[void comet]

FR?!

[ruby edge]

yeah im gonna score so many extra chips with all these face cards i'm not scoring

[void comet]

Exactly 🤑🤑💸💰

[rich pawn]

DId I score enough?

[sharp hollow]

you should've reached a morbillion by now

amateur /j

[rich pawn]

mb

[atomic comet]

69,696 chat

[floral lily]

sigema

[vivid island]

next: get 69696 without plasma deck.

[ruby edge]

not even e yet, not good enough

[atomic comet]

fr :V

[rich pawn]

Take it or save money cause my econ is trash

[atomic comet]

hard choice chat

[vivid island]

i mean, it's still very nice though.

[rich pawn]

wtf

Can you send your deck?

[vivid island]

69696 happens to be 264^2 so many people posting 69696 are doing plasma deck.

[atomic comet]

so can you do a fast caculate what point is possilble without plasma?

[peak sinew]

hi balachat

[atomic comet]

I lost

[sharp hollow]

i'd pray for chicot

[atomic comet]

yes it chicot

[sharp hollow]

no wait, the plant won't do shit if you grab the boss reroll voucher

so uh, no chicot ig

[vivid island]

factorizing 69696 gives 2^6 x 3^2 x 11^2 so you can build any factors from this to get 69696.
132x528, 88x792 and 66x1056 are more likely combos to get I think.

[atomic comet]

BET

THANKS

[solid pebble]

x3 mult

[pine monolith]

Yayge

Can I put it in my username now

[vivid island]

c+ go brrr

[pine monolith]

Achievement didn't pop up, see a thread with many people saying I need an additional win lmao

0/20 in challenges so got my work cut out for me

I already did a no jokers run, I thought it was an achievement when I heard it

Didn't know about challenges when I did it

[rich pawn]

How do you even complete it?

[pine monolith]

Tarots and Planets

[zenith owl]

Hi

[warm mist]

it's basically that but cuter

[limber bay]

Bro my policrome cavendish just explode

Im sad

😭

[magic swan]

goated lineup

[cursive stirrup]

does converting a face card with death count for canio?

I mean it's not really destroying the card

[atomic comet]

https://r.mtdv.me/videos/7vHFakfea9

[vernal tartan]

No it isn’t removing a card from the deck

[cobalt wing]

Nice

[zenith owl]

Nah you have to destroy the card

[jade nova]

BLACK DECK ORANGE STAKE WIN

why did my screenshot display my other monitor

[zenith owl]

Idk

It's not me who did it I swear

Don't tell anyone

[lone vault]

why you got like a billion tabs open

[zenith owl]

I don't know

It's not me who opened them I promise

[frank sinew]

windows + shift + s lets you avoid this

[zenith owl]

Btw brotato is so fun

I died at wave 19

[frank sinew]

Also ayyyy nice bg

[cobalt wing]

I knew this run had it in it

[zenith owl]

But it was fun

Buy me balatro

And take this pic

[frank sinew]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[zenith owl]

I don't even have steam lol

I am Mobile

[frank sinew]

scammer

[atomic comet]

I should FUSION them toghether

[zenith owl]

How can you do that

[atomic comet]

Mods

[zenith owl]

What are you doing stepbro

[atomic comet]

what da sigma

[zenith owl]

What abomination is this

[limber bay]

Bro, brotato its a drug, not a videogame

[zenith owl]

Google play charactizes it as a game

[rich pawn]

Good run

[magic swan]

this js really good hinestly

[zenith owl]

Bro where did your screen go

[magic swan]

but idk what to sell

i mean, i could sell pareidolia

[limber bay]

Wtf why the brainstorm its making mewing

[floral lily]

apple arcade or bust

[atomic comet]

cuz it sigma

[rich pawn]

wdym

[zenith owl]

I am android and play pass isn't available in my country

[floral lily]

sux2suk

[zenith owl]

You want to suck it?

[atomic comet]

W start chat

[zenith owl]

We just met bro

[floral lily]

Does anyone know if heiro is worth here (this is my first ante 10 run)

[zenith owl]

That's gay as hell

[floral lily]

are you like 9 dude

[zenith owl]

If i was that just makes it worse for you

Since you want to suck it lol

[floral lily]

Peak

[atomic comet]

Peak

[floral lily]

is heiro worth here

[zenith owl]

Having the balls to call me 9 with a roblox pfp is something else

[alpine orbit]

my last 5 jokers for C++:

• Troubador
• Gluttonous Joker
• Droll Joker
• Turtle Bean
• Stone Joker

turtle bean might be a pita

[floral lily]

turn @ off rn

[soft prawn]

???

[alpine orbit]

ace

[zenith owl]

You need better jokers bro

[alpine orbit]

riff raff ante 1 is great wdym

also red card is awesome

[zenith owl]

Yeah if it gets him actual useful scoring cards

Cute doggo btw

[alpine orbit]

it's literally ante 1 im sure he'll be able to get through even w/o scoring jokers (hopefully)

[zenith owl]

Why do we fight ants in balatro?

[alpine orbit]

red card riff raff is good money generation for skipping packs

[frank sinew]

riff raff literally generates score for you lol

[zenith owl]

Are ants evil?

[floral lily]

is heiro worth here

[alpine orbit]

ye

i think so

[zenith owl]

Does it riff alot?

[frank sinew]

… most of the time

[alpine orbit]

you're deep into a run with 5 hands

[alpine orbit]

it's ante 1 lol

plus they have red card

[frank sinew]

Yeah they’re fine

[alpine orbit]

with $12

[frank sinew]

chill guys lol

[zenith owl]

Can i get a fried chicken meal?

[alpine orbit]

riff raff is so amazing low-key

[frank sinew]

the dopamine hit when riff gives you a negative

[floral lily]

i like to sell riff-raffs jokers for econ

[alpine orbit]

that happened to me once maybe

[zenith owl]

Gave me a negative gros michel

Once in a blue moon

[alpine orbit]

that's also what it does

money generation

[zenith owl]

Btw moon wasn't actually blue

[alpine orbit]

extra $1 from credit card

[frank sinew]

michael either dies in a round or stays alive all 8 antes

pain. jpg

[zenith owl]

Micheal de SANTA?

Why did i move here

[jade nova]

here we go

[zenith owl]

I guess it was the weather

[floral lily]

it only dies when its enhanced

[alpine orbit]

hell

[frank sinew]

lol

[frank sinew]

godspeed soldier

[zenith owl]

It's been more than 12 years and micheal doesn't know why he moved here

But he thinks it's the weather

[magic swan]

should i sell constellation for dusk

[zenith owl]

No

[jade nova]

dusk

[frank sinew]

no

[jade nova]

100% dusk

[zenith owl]

You can upgrade constellation

There is still time

Man fuck dusk

[magic swan]

2 different answers here

[frank sinew]

you have retrigger

[jade nova]

constellation is gonna grow so slow

it doesent make sense

[frank sinew]

dusk tanks econ

[zenith owl]

Aswell as every scaling mult card in the game

But constellation can be scaled so fast

[frank sinew]

holo is money hungry

[magic swan]

let me show you my deck

[zenith owl]

Nah bro

[magic swan]

not dick

[zenith owl]

That's way out of line

[frank sinew]

awfully long deck you’ve got there

[magic swan]

im actually tweaking whenever the idol hits hearts and diamonds

[zenith owl]

Bro

What

[frank sinew]

I had to man

[cobalt wing]

What’s the optimal layout for this

[magic swan]

okay so keep the constellation?

[zenith owl]

You had to???

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[jade nova]

depends on your cards

[magic swan]

mmmm

[zenith owl]

Copy chad

[magic swan]

what about econ

[magic swan]

i got gold seal

[cobalt wing]

I’m playing pairs

[magic swan]

wait i got idol too

[zenith owl]

Yeah copy Chad with brainstorm and blueprint and use face cards

[frank sinew]

sighs

[cobalt wing]

Don’t click that

[magic swan]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[zenith owl]

You are gonna scale too quickly

[magic swan]

thanks

[cobalt wing]

Ok

[frank sinew]

what’s with the scammers today

[zenith owl]

They want my Google play acc

It's worth than 300$

Has every good premium game

[vivid island]

I was gonna click... "Report Message" on it.

[frank sinew]

but free money right chat

[zenith owl]

On Google play

[zenith owl]

Yeah i got that 50$

[magic swan]

mamaaaaaa

[zenith owl]

Sell business card

[restive swallow]

bro where's ur constellation

[zenith owl]

You really don't need econ anymore

[frank sinew]

evil and fucked up blackboard

[magic swan]

GONE

[cobalt wing]

You can click that one

[restive swallow]

u betrayed burglar

[magic swan]

DJDE

[restive swallow]

wtf dude..

[zenith owl]

He wasn't the one with constellation

[magic swan]

no listen

Constellation ain't it

trust me

i got BB and Idol

[cobalt wing]

Hi beans

[zenith owl]

Bro i am not the one playing lol

[restive swallow]

Hello Burnt Toast

[zenith owl]

I am just giving adivce

[restive swallow]

not but you gave them solid advice

and they just said nah

like wtf

ur literally a pro

[magic swan]

LMFAOAOAOAOOAA

i had to do it man

[terse nymph]

Por Balatro! 🥂

[cobalt wing]

I’m gonna go back to my sweet, sweet photochad run

Cya

[magic swan]

i got idol and photo

i should be okay

[restive swallow]

Burglar... i want you to know... i've had a change of heart... birds are in fact real

[timber minnow]

fuck this game

i can still get money

[terse nymph]

?

[timber minnow]

but not as much as i was hoping for

[timber minnow]

rough gem

[terse nymph]

At least it's not an instant lose

[timber minnow]

2indow

true

its only ante 1

[terse nymph]

Well it's pretty hard to lose ante 1

🐟

[magic swan]

seeeeeeeeee

idk why im holding the ankh

i just have a feeling i need it

[timber minnow]

use it

[terse nymph]

Mfs when they get the ankh for free and never use it again

[magic swan]

no eternal

[timber minnow]

so?

[terse nymph]

Truly a clown moment

[magic swan]

we'll need it

[terse nymph]

Sell it

[timber minnow]

just hope and pray

[keen willow]

Halfway through 🥳

[magic swan]

NO MAN I NEED IT

just

hold on

[restive swallow]

Nah trust the ankh it's relevent fr

[terse nymph]

Second profile?

[keen willow]

I started it because I wanted a fresh start and I was getting bored

[terse nymph]

Wym you already had 100%?

[keen willow]

At the end I have advanced almost 2 times more than on my main

[magic swan]

I'm fucking TWEAKING

[keen willow]

No, I just had all joker unlocked and wanted to start again

[terse nymph]

Maybe don't base your deck on RNG

[keen willow]

While also stop playing just plasma on white stake

Too much plasma is bad for everyone

[terse nymph]

???

Plasma on white stake?

[gray hearth]

@grizzled compass

[terse nymph]

For what

[restive swallow]

high scores

[magic swan]

-# where's the fun in that

[restive swallow]

i imagine

[keen willow]

I just played that deck

Yes

[zenith owl]

Alr

I already forgot about that convo tho

[terse nymph]

Keep losing then

[zenith owl]

Surprised you still remember

[magic swan]

reminds me of this run

[thorny condor]

Use ankh.

[zenith owl]

Ankh shield?

Ankh shield is op

[thorny condor]

Terraria?

[terse nymph]

Eww

[zenith owl]

Yep

[terse nymph]

No

[thorny condor]

I never built ankh shield in vanilla

[zenith owl]

I did

[thorny condor]

I aint doin allat

[zenith owl]

Countless times

It's not that hard honestly

[thorny condor]

Yeah but

I dont get that much dmg from bosses anyway

[zenith owl]

No buts

[terse nymph]

[zenith owl]

It's not about the damage

It makes you immune to most debuffs

[thorny condor]

Yeahhh but

Im melee so debuffs are just an annoying icon for me

[zenith owl]

Melee is good

I love melee

Especially after 1.4

[terse nymph]

Sadly is white steak

[zenith owl]

Terraria feels like an rpg game more than a survival game

[lost valley]

hello peeps

[gray hearth]

Guys Is there mods for phone version ?

[terse nymph]

☠️

[zenith owl]

No

[terse nymph]

What am I reading cuh

[zenith owl]

Enzo why you enzing so hard?

[terse nymph]

Because Terraria is a sandbox

Not a survival

[zenith owl]

Stop enzing so hard man

[terse nymph]

That sounds weird

[zenith owl]

Ik

[terse nymph]

U weird

GET AWAY

[terse nymph]

Read the rules

[magic swan]

it hits dusk

[zenith owl]

Me when I start to enze

[gray hearth]

Ok sorry

[magic swan]

can't a man have fun

[terse nymph]

How good is campfire

[terse nymph]

But I mean you get a lot of gold steak cards at the same time

[timber minnow]

i HATE campfire

[terse nymph]

Gulp

[timber minnow]

handed to me on a silver platter

[zenith owl]

Are you sure it's sliver?

[timber minnow]

purple platter?

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[timber minnow]

close enough

[zenith owl]

There is no sliver stake tho

[zenith owl]

It's not close at all

[timber minnow]

theres a white stake

thats close enough

[zenith owl]

Purple is a type of water

Not a colour

It's called purple watee

[floral lily]

🚡

[zenith owl]

water

[timber minnow]

confusing

[zenith owl]

Purple water

[timber minnow]

ok?

[zenith owl]

Haven't you heard about it?

[timber minnow]

what does this mean

[floral lily]

Guys what do i do i feel like im dying next round

[magic swan]

NEGATIVE SHOWMAAAAAAAAN

[timber minnow]

idk

[timber minnow]

yay

[zenith owl]

@timber minnow

[timber minnow]

wow

[floral lily]

[zenith owl]

See how water that is?

It's watery

[floral lily]

dry as the sahara

unwatery

[timber minnow]

every time i dont open a tarot or spectral pack i immediately think theres a soul card in it

[floral lily]

s

[timber minnow]

find an ankh

[floral lily]

ankh!? that sounds terrible

[timber minnow]

if ur gonna go out

atleast do it with 2 blueprints

[cold dome]

99% of balatro players stop opening packs right before they find the soul

[floral lily]

nah id win

[timber minnow]

lol

[sand wave]

Any french people here ?

[timber minnow]

i need my banana to die

[magic swan]

wooh mama

[sand wave]

#🕹・game-discussion

[magic swan]

how about Nope

just kidding

sure

[timber minnow]

my invis jokers are always bait

[sand wave]

Imma touch u

[timber minnow]

cuz they kill me if i take them

[magic swan]

Invisible Joker copying one of the worst jokers ever known to mankind whenever i sell them

[timber minnow]

real

[magic swan]

woah woah woah

[zinc shore]

Ey

[zenith owl]

Fake

[zinc shore]

Guys

[sand wave]

Woah woah

[glacial panther]

Guess what

[zinc shore]

Whats the best setup in your idea?

[zenith owl]

Damn really?

That's crazy

Elfs do exist

[glacial panther]

You wont believe it... its a sandbox game

[zenith owl]

No way

[glacial panther]

Shocking isnt it

[zenith owl]

Yeah

I thought it was a coal box

[sand wave]

It's like Minecraft but in a 2d shape wtf

[zenith owl]

Nah bro

Minecraft doesn't have the same depth terraria has

[glacial panther]

terraria focuses more on progression

[timber minnow]

terraria is an amazing game

[glacial panther]

more on rpg aspect

[zenith owl]

Building is also cool in it

[sand wave]

I never completed one run in Terraria

Idk what to do bruh

[zenith owl]

But terraria is really cool as an action game

[sand wave]

😭

[zenith owl]

Use wiki bro

You can never play the game as a newbie without using the wiki

[unique karma]

this is the third time this week I accidentally got an endless push on zodiac deck

[magic swan]

natural holo is crazy

[sand wave]

I could with Balatro

[unique karma]

the brainstorm was nat negative btw

[zenith owl]

Yeah that's crazy it's almost as they are almost two completely different games

[sand wave]

No they are the same

[stable isle]

does anyone have the image of the guy driving and playing balatro

[zenith owl]

Yeah i remember getting blueprint in terraria

[stable isle]

yellow deck in main menu

[stoic juniper]

yo

[sand wave]

Yeah it does copy the tool that u have at the right of it

[stable isle]

gurt: yo 💔

[stoic juniper]

evil gurt: yo 🥀

[unique karma]

This is the third time on zodiac deck jimbo/john balatro/localthunk/the balatro gods just delivered to me a god run on a silver platter

[magic swan]

🙏

roffle struck down my Ethernet port

[tardy mica]

can someone help me , ive only had the game for 2 days so far and ive been stuggling to beat the yellow deck , idk if its bad luck or if im bad but i was wondering if anyone could help

[magic swan]

impulse control, dont waste da money

if this hits photo, im actually going to scream

[tardy mica]

i dont

i save

a lot

[magic swan]

probably dont overdo it

[tardy mica]

i get to around 50 on ante 3 and dont go below that

[magic swan]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tardy mica]

usually 20 on ante 2

[sand wave]

It was sure

[dusky blaze]

any muslims here? i have a question plz

[sharp hollow]

kinda weird but okay hai

i'm muslims

[dusky blaze]

would balatro be considered haram?

[sharp hollow]

nope

[dusky blaze]

hmm

[sharp hollow]

you don't lose anything to play it

[sand wave]

How?

[sharp hollow]

and you wouldn't gain anything to play it

[dusky blaze]

its an imitation of gambling tho right?

[sharp hollow]

there's no bet

[dusky blaze]

even if its not inherently gambling

youre imitating the act

of poker and gambling

[sharp hollow]

yeah but it's a game

localthunk is like against his game being used for real gambling

so it's not haram

[dusky blaze]

imitation tho

[sand wave]

When u drink water, u imitate the fact of drinking alcohol which is haram but actually u don't drink alcohol

Same as Balatro

[sharp hollow]

you don't pay anything for a chance of winning more

dw about it

but no one is forcing you to play it, if you feel uncomfortable then don't play it

[dusky blaze]

what 😭

[dusky blaze]

okay but like im already at ante 8 in the tutorial…

[sharp hollow]

lol

[dusky blaze]

and i have such a good build

for straight

i got like 60k in one hand

[sharp hollow]

nice

[magic swan]

hrhrggrhrhrhrhrhgr

[floral lily]

hot take

green joker sucks

[magic swan]

if you have enough money, you can use green joker wisely

[ripe sable]

balatro brainrot

[ripe sable]

truth

you need to discard

[floral lily]

HGGGDRTGD IM WATCHING THE SAME YTBER WHILE TYPING

[opal fog]

the balatritis seeded

[reef torrent]

should i sell a joker to get invisi ?

[ripe sable]

only good joker that prioritizes hands over discards is either Delayed Gratification or Burglar with retriggers

[ripe sable]

how much Throwback do you have

[reef torrent]

im on ante 11 though

[opal fog]

i actually love burglar in blue and higher stakes

[ripe sable]

how much xmult

[floral lily]

oh yeah i didnt think of burgsrlee

[reef torrent]

x4 throwback and x4.25 on hologram

[opal fog]

because u can use that 3 hands more to "act" like discards and still get points

[floral lily]

i was thinking of flush 5 only

[ripe sable]

yea sell a throwback for invis

no matter what it hits it'll help

(blueprint preferred tho)

[opal fog]

plus u can even get like 6 money in 1 beaten blind because of extra hands

maybe with green decvk

[magic swan]

Crimson Heart reportedly misaimed and shot the wrong Joker

[opal fog]

deck*

[reef torrent]

really ? cool thanks

[opal fog]

cryptid ass card

[magic swan]

IKR

[ripe sable]

mhm!

[magic swan]

LIKE GOD DAMN

😭

[ripe sable]

i'm going off of

what i would do

[magic swan]

how fast do i gotta run

[floral lily]

tell me how much score you get

[reef torrent]

thanks

[ripe sable]

because blueprint or baseball card gets you a lot more

and throwback gets you your card back

idol is 1.5^2 now for each card

[floral lily]

if you think about any joker long enough it becomes a “cryptid ahh” joker

[ripe sable]

there are many god awful jokers in cryptid

[floral lily]

Ppahahahgdha

[ripe sable]

like Cookie Clicker

and Sob

[reef torrent]

@ripe sable got another throwback

[ripe sable]

lucky cat screams vanilla to me

[ripe sable]

aw man

[reef torrent]

sad life

[ripe sable]

what's your deck look like

is it big or small

[floral lily]

nah lucky cat is cryptid thats a bit too much mult just for cards

[ripe sable]

joker stencil:

baron:

literally observatory voucher:

[floral lily]

grabber voucher

[daring dagger]

Trib:

[floral lily]

is oil lamp vanilla?

[ripe sable]

"too much mult just for cards..!" literally just get polychrome

[ripe sable]

no

that is cryptid schlawg

[daring dagger]

[ripe sable]

yorick tbh

[magic swan]

should i turn this into glass

[ripe sable]

"just for cards" i got x20 mult 😭

[ripe sable]

glass is my least favorite enhancement

get lucky steel or gold

also what's on your Fool

[daring dagger]

Octoqueen of bad takes

🔥

[ripe sable]

nah

glass sucks

trust

[daring dagger]

Get good

[ripe sable]

at not breaking cards??

[daring dagger]

NOOO GIFS CAN'T BE SENT I FORGOR

[ripe sable]

unless you have DNA or a Perkeo for deaths

[daring dagger]

Yeah

[ripe sable]

glass is so fucking bad

[daring dagger]

Deckfixing:

[ripe sable]

yea i said it. heh.

deckfixing doesnt make cards bud

[daring dagger]

Right because DNA destroys cards

I forgot that

I also forgot Incantation worked like immolate

[ripe sable]

😭

[ripe sable]

huhh

do you mean deckfixing with dna because those are different things

[magic swan]

mama

should i sell photo

[ripe sable]

Yes

[magic swan]

and then what do i proc

[ripe sable]

photo

keep ur blueprint on chad

put brainstorm on photo

[alpine cloak]

man

[ripe sable]

your time is limited

[alpine cloak]

perishable stuntman

[alpine cloak]

[magic swan]

hypothetically

Which is better

[velvet tinsel]

Should I even take?

[magic swan]

3 Photo, 2 Chad
or
4 Photo, 1 Chad

[velvet tinsel]

Prob 2 Chad 3 photo

[alpine cloak]

what did i do

[wild prairie]

3 photo 2 chad unless i’m doing math wrong

[magic swan]

im cooked

[wanton steeple]

Why am I so bad at deck fixing

[wild prairie]

why does photochad math always break my brain

sock math and dusk math are so much easier

[slim ferry]

so am i 😔 i am still at a win streak of 1 but at least playing over and over again helps me get better at it

i also cannot be bothered to try and calculate i just play a good hand and hope for the best

[split sky]

yo