🎙・server-chat

[gentle hollow]

Fr

That’s why I play yellow deck

[autumn pebble]

I play classical red

Probably not the best choice though

It just feels right

[gentle hollow]

I feel that tho because I discard a lot

[autumn pebble]

Same

[gentle hollow]

When I get yorick I scream with joy

[autumn pebble]

I almost always go for straights

So discards are crucial

[vast raft]

Capitalism

[autumn pebble]

🤑🤑🤑🤑

I ❤️ Capitalism

Oop grg

Gtg

[vast raft]

[autumn pebble]

Bye Guys ❤️

[gentle hollow]

In America we have a no competition market

So capitalism is bad

[gentle hollow]

Goodbye

[wise plaza]

I've had 30 rounds since so that's 6*30 so 180 planets so around e32

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[wise plaza]

I would need about 420 planets for Observatory to come close to what I'm scoring with Barron and mime

[gentle hollow]

What should I do here

[digital tusk]

if your hands are all level 1, probably stencil

otherwise you should still be ok for another round

[gentle hollow]

It’s plasma

[digital tusk]

ohhh

umm

stuntman is a free win

<3

on white stake

[gentle hollow]

Yeah I’m playing white because reductor showed me his run lol

[digital tusk]

im sorry i should have noticed

[gentle hollow]

You’re good man

Just a minor mistake

[digital tusk]

i hope you win <3

[wise plaza]

Go stuntman its plasma, stencil isn't a long term good. With stuntman you can go heavier economy

[worldly marsh]

competition is the problem but i dont wanna go into all that detail in the balatro server

[gentle hollow]

Yeah I mean off topic is a thing tho I don’t think they care about economics

[worldly marsh]

true

[gentle hollow]

Just no politics

[vast raft]

+2 dollar

[worldly marsh]

depending on who you ask that does border on politics though

[gentle hollow]

Yeah true

[worldly marsh]

(to me it doesn't but it's subjective)

[worldly marsh]

i love stuntman!!!

[gentle hollow]

Yeah took stuntman now I got cryptid

And ecto for long term

[unkempt pelican]

One time I got stuntman on ghost deck hex it and the ankh it.
It was truly a high card build.

[burnt steeple]

Are there any keyboard binds for Balatro besides holding R to reset the run

[quick gazelle]

highcard is fun

[worldly marsh]

without mods i think that's one of only two - the other one is right clicking to deselect all cards

[digital tusk]

right clicking deselects all cards

[pallid hawk]

i'm building a kingdom!

discardmaxxing

[burnt steeple]

You can literally discard your whole deck

[pallid hawk]

indeed

[wise plaza]

UIFSMU3Y Didn't find that negative lucador to save me, was a fun run with the early invisibles for blueprints lots of potential

[worldly marsh]

do you remember if there were any voucher skips

[gentle hollow]

This run is looking crazy so far

[pastel hornet]

I finally did it (pc)

[worldly marsh]

wowza

[worldly marsh]

gj

[pastel hornet]

[wise plaza]

What's everyone's joker use like?

[wise plaza]

I'm guessing lots of seeded runs? I only ever do unseeded

[pastel hornet]

I don't really do seeded tbqh

when i first got the game on the pc I got a lot of perkeo

I mostly play on mobile

[wise plaza]

How is perkeo so high? Modded?

[pallid hawk]

hence this

[tardy musk]

wtf

[pastel hornet]

I don't have mods 😭

[wise plaza]

That seems unrealistic number of times for perkeo

[pastel hornet]

this is my mobile stats

[patent flame]

Really unfortunate

No reroll voucher too right

Dead end run

[pastel hornet]

I have played maybe a couple seeded runs before; but I didnt find it as fun

[burnt steeple]

That checks out

[pallid hawk]

i lose so i discarded everything to get max castle

atleast i hit 1k

[patent flame]

I played one of the strongest balatro seeds in the game and that's one of the only time i ever play a seeded run

[pastel hornet]

the turbo discarder....a certain legandary fellow would hit so hard right here

[patent flame]

Yeah Andy's boyfriend

[pastel hornet]

Real?

[gentle hollow]

I’m debating whether to pivot into yorick because stuntman can’t keep up

[wise plaza]

Ya and serpant showed earlier but couldn't get the burglar on rolling down from about 1500 over 3 shops

[pastel hornet]

stuntman kinda stinky after awhile

[patent flame]

How much yorick at

Cuz vessel is pretty evil on plasma

[gentle hollow]

Just 3

[patent flame]

So pivot to xmult

[patent flame]

Ummm...

Do you have enough Base Mult?

[stiff hull]

Magic deck. Please tell me. How do?

[gentle hollow]

I mean idk

[patent flame]

Select a tarot like hermit or planet

[stiff hull]

Only deck I haven’t gotten purple stake on

Yes I even did black

[patent flame]

And then use fool on it

[pallid hawk]

0 cards left, a fitting end

[pastel hornet]

discarded into nothingness

[pastel hornet]

gigachad

[gentle hollow]

I caved

[pastel hornet]

Yorkshire

[gentle hollow]

Pudding?

[brisk zinc]

hello chat this is my first message

[pastel hornet]

hello first message im chat

[pastel hornet]

yeah....delightful

[gentle hollow]

BRO

[brisk zinc]

3rd yorick surely

[gentle hollow]

Maybe

[brisk zinc]

the wheel gave me polychrome on a perishable joker 💔

[gentle hollow]

This is looking slot like a roffle run I just watched last night

Damn

[pastel hornet]

the wheel said "sell value"

[brisk zinc]

true

[gentle hollow]

Should I do it?

[brisk zinc]

yes

[gentle hollow]

Sell popcorn

[pallid hawk]

this is your second message

[pastel hornet]

rip the legandary

[brisk zinc]

you're correct

[gentle hollow]

I got fucking canio

I hate this

[brisk zinc]

unluck

the popcorn was gonna die anyway tho

[gentle hollow]

Free ten dollar

Yeah

[pastel hornet]

but you could have legendary friends:(

whats more important...winning....or the friends we make along the way....hmm

[brisk zinc]

should i risk trying to get a flush by playing off everything except hearts cus idk what else to do

i have 7 hearts left in my deck

[pastel hornet]

ermmmmm it depends if 2 pair could get you there

[brisk zinc]

level 1 💔

actually maybe

let me pull up the calc

i got the flush and it still wasn't enough ☹️

[pastel hornet]

:((((((

[brisk zinc]

good thing i wasn't that far

[zenith owl]

Hi

Evil birb is me

[brisk zinc]

hey get out of my game

[tribal beacon]

NOOOOOOO

I CANT SCAPE

[ebon ridge]

bungler

green joker

my beloved

[brisk zinc]

i don't like green joker

[frank sinew]

bunglar

[ebon ridge]

D:

[brisk zinc]

i discard too much to make it viable

[frank sinew]

Well you don’t got discards with him lol

[ebon ridge]

that’s why burglar is there

[ebon ridge]

yeah lol

[frank sinew]

#synergy

[ebon ridge]

you play cards to discard instead

[pastel hornet]

bunglr + green jonkler is the only way I think green jonkles is cool

[frank sinew]

kinda like ride the bus and abandoned

[frank sinew]

or just level pair/high card insanely high

[brisk zinc]

idk i'm just not a fan

[frank sinew]

bonus points if you get splash too

[ebon ridge]

yeah but the more you play

[pastel hornet]

ride the bus + walkie talkie my beloved

[ebon ridge]

the more green joker gets

[frank sinew]

I’m sorry abt the splatoon server btw they ghosted me abt it

Lol

[pastel hornet]

[frank sinew]

yesaaaaha

i guess they were too busy

i don’t rlly pick up burglar much as i usually use 5 card hands

but it’s a good way to make money early game

[solar portal]

ALWAYS but ante 1 blank

[pastel hornet]

I have to go to work everyone y'all have a good day; hopefully i'll run into a hermit so I can actually make a decent wage

[brisk zinc]

omg i just got loyalty card active right before the needle

[solar portal]

im about to buy antimatter on ante 3

it's on painted deck so ima get to use 5 jokers, unheard of.

[frank sinew]

tfw antimatter 2

ante 2 i mean

bad econ pays off lol

[dusk iron]

This hurts my soul

[brisk zinc]

please be a good one mr soul

triboulet 😎

[errant quartz]

triboulet the goat

[sly frigate]

yessirrrr

what do i sell

swash?

i need carto for deckfixing

[brisk zinc]

yea probably

[sly frigate]

not exactly the best rn

bro my high card just to get the dna proc is winning

[brisk zinc]

insane deck

should i sell something for the chad? my deck is almost entirely diamonds atp

[sly frigate]

i cant stop winning

[sly frigate]

i feel like chad + trib

would give more mult

than droll would

[errant quartz]

tbh id say the flush guy

i forgot his name

[sly frigate]

droll joker

[errant quartz]

oh yes

[brisk zinc]

oh okay

[errant quartz]

that one

[frank sinew]

that or dia depending on deck

[brisk zinc]

as i said my deck is almost only diamonds

so probably droll yea

[frank sinew]

ur likely not gonna need either tho

[errant quartz]

frr

omg 3 mult away from professors run

[frank sinew]

look for rerolls/ luchador the plant will murder you and take your family heirlooms

[slate fog]

What if the the boss make all diamonds useless? You can still win? :0

[brisk zinc]

i mean

[slate fog]

I forgot the name of everything

[brisk zinc]

if that happens i'm dead

[frank sinew]

Yeah esp look for reroll

[brisk zinc]

so we hope we don't get the window

[vast raft]

Kkkkkkkk

[errant quartz]

the humble sell button on pareildolia

i forgot trib exist sike

[frank sinew]

that’s why i don’t suitfix until im out of ante 8 or pass specific suit blinds

or have backups lol

[slate fog]

Oh lol

[brisk zinc]

actually i'm on ante 8 so i can't face the window anymore

or at least i'll win the run before that

[frank sinew]

nice

[brisk zinc]

i got amber acorn which does nothing to my build lol

[frank sinew]

i think it’s funny you can’t get the plant on the paradolia challenge but you can get the mark

i wonder if that’s a bug or intended

mark is all face cards are down. i think but that’s what i mean

so your entire deck is down

like that’s. cool man

[brisk zinc]

i've had to sell pareidolia a few times because of mark

[sly frigate]

i need a bpppppp

[frank sinew]

it’s unsellable in challenge

so i kinda just prayed for a spade flush

it worked but like jumpscare moment

[errant quartz]

heartbreaking

[brisk zinc]

i think i got it

[errant quartz]

close call

[brisk zinc]

this was easily my best unseeded run in a while

[warm mist]

I hate blue stake

[atomic ridge]

I hate black stake

[warm mist]

I hate black deck

[worldly marsh]

i hate blue stake black deck

[warm mist]

anyways

what would a blue stake change be

[brisk zinc]

remains to be seen

[warm mist]

ough

[errant quartz]

woa

[warm mist]

yorick is my goat

[errant quartz]

without merry andy too

[errant quartz]

yorick my beloved

[warm mist]

I got petroglyph I think

the run was ages ago

[errant quartz]

oooooo

no wonder thenn

i got hieroglyph but not petro glyph sadly

i thought i had non endless wr but a lil research beat me up

[warm mist]

imagine if u culd reroll vouchers

[brisk zinc]

run's dead gg

[errant quartz]

oh noo

[warm mist]

dangg

[warm mist]

shooor

[errant quartz]

professor got 26x mult 😄

[somber viper]

what happened to chill chat?

[errant quartz]

is it not chill rn

yorick × merry andy + photochad

weirdest run ive had in a while

[brisk zinc]

actually this was my best unseeded run of all time by far

[errant quartz]

triboulet the goat

[brisk zinc]

for real

that random soul card made this whole run

[errant quartz]

soul cards make my day

[brisk zinc]

this whole run happened because i got an ante 1 spectral pack that had the card that turns my whole hand into 1 suit and i just went with it lol

[errant quartz]

danggg

[hidden condor]

All my homies hate the plant

[vagrant helm]

🪴

[brisk zinc]

ong

if i had the reroll voucher i probably could've reached ante 12

oh well next time

[queen obsidian]

fucking plany made me lose my 2 baron mime blueprint and brainstorm becausei didnt see a single fucking boss rr voucher

unseeded too

[brisk zinc]

☹️

[cunning hemlock]

With every balatro thered atleast 50 balalas

What if balala was mentioned at the end of the tutorial

[errant beacon]

wee joker come to mee

[fiery yew]

i win

[brisk zinc]

yay

hey we both did zodiac with flushes

[slim junco]

Hi

[near spindle]

Yo guys it's my Birthday today

[brisk zinc]

sup

[brisk zinc]

happy birthday :D

[near spindle]

Thanks bro

[queen obsidian]

healthy

[brisk zinc]

crunch

[cunning hemlock]

Balatro gooning

[wanton steeple]

The gooner joker

x1 mult for each glass that busts

[wanton steeple]

Quick question does the sticker percentage count from any stake or just gold?

[ebon ridge]

big number :3

[wanton steeple]

It would be nice to have a gold sticker stat tracker to for C++

[humble grotto]

yes

[ebon ridge]

so…

[queen obsidian]

chill run ngl

[ebon ridge]

glass joker

that’s just glass joker with extra mult

[queen obsidian]

ante 2 small blind

[wanton steeple]

Gotta make the funni number go up faster

[queen obsidian]

i got blueprint

[gentle hollow]

Why is purple stake so dang hard

Got to ante 8 for nothing

[wanton steeple]

I haven't gotten blueprint in a while

[restive swallow]

showman stole your blueprint for me

[ebon ridge]

i’ve been getting Brainstorm more than Blueprint recently

[queen obsidian]

chill run

[ebon ridge]

please share the seed 😭

[queen obsidian]

alright this is seeded btw cause i got fucked in the ass too many times by the plant

[fallow bough]

what's better to take o:

oh whoops

[queen obsidian]

SZPEWDEL

[queen obsidian]

invis save it for later

[brisk zinc]

^

[ebon ridge]

yeah invis

[queen obsidian]

holy i just got an invis too

[fallow bough]

bet

[queen obsidian]

omg double trib or blueprint

this is so funny

[brisk zinc]

i don't think i even have discovered invis yet

[queen obsidian]

how

[brisk zinc]

idk

[queen obsidian]

when did u tsart

[brisk zinc]

i mean i all of them unlocked but somehow i haven't been able to buy it yet

i just never see it in shops

[fallow bough]

I think invis too was one of my last jokers too

[queen obsidian]

oh nice

[fallow bough]

like last 10

[queen obsidian]

last joker i ever saw was yorick

[knotty sparrow]

hello, is there a way to port my mobile save to pc?

[queen obsidian]

nope

[knotty sparrow]

is it possible to manip a save so it is essentially the same?

[queen obsidian]

many ppl had that problem

[brisk zinc]

i have 22 hours on steam ||and like 40 hours pirated i'm so sorry localthunk|| but i just haven't seen the invis ever

maybe i'm mega unlucky

[queen obsidian]

i mean you can just farm jokers

[knotty sparrow]

I mean outside of the game

a save editor or something

[queen obsidian]

idk markiplier had that problenm

and he couldnt find a solve

is that how you sya it

no

[knotty sparrow]

I see, shame

[queen obsidian]

he couldnt find a solution

[knotty sparrow]

thanks for the info

[queen obsidian]

np

this is very tempting

[brisk zinc]

yeet the trading card

[queen obsidian]

photochad becasue photochad or shouldi just let the invis do its job

ye but

[brisk zinc]

unless it's essential to your build ofc

[queen obsidian]

like

[opaque shard]

Yeet photograph

[queen obsidian]

when ima sell invis it might copy chad

ill just sell it

[brisk zinc]

gl

[queen obsidian]

i wont sell invis yet i want to see chad max score fluch five all lucky

i ofund sock it seems im selling chad early

nice

[restive swallow]

nice

[queen obsidian]

hes back

[restive swallow]

it was meant to be

[queen obsidian]

i love chad

[brisk zinc]

we love the chad

[queen obsidian]

i also love riff raff

becasue it gives me chad

[brisk zinc]

riff raff is great for early game

[queen obsidian]

wow

ill miss chad

[tribal beacon]

@simple lotus HEY

[queen obsidian]

hes going to come back

i got yorick

[oblique hound]

Hm what to pick, all seem like good options especially if i can invisible dusk

[queen obsidian]

im restarting all for the chad

[oblique hound]

I mean blue seal is the 'easy' answer

[queen obsidian]

no

[oblique hound]

But polychrome or the chips gold seal do also seem pretty juicy

[queen obsidian]

the jack

then strencght

then glass

then win

[keen willow]

Not sure, but maybe the jack because you will get a plethora of retrigers

But a red seal glass queen is always pretty strong

[jovial parrot]

I tried setting up Obelisk a little too much lmao

[rapid osprey]

can a someone teach me Balatro ?

[queen obsidian]

click

[jovial parrot]

Play cards

Oh god...

[queen obsidian]

what are you playing dude

[restive swallow]

no way

[jovial parrot]

I actually don't know what I should take lmao

[warm mist]

press the screen to jump, don't get hit by the spikes

[pine monolith]

Holy plasmadeck cardpack jackpot

[jovial parrot]

I guess I'll take blueprint?

But then again ante 1 rocket is so good...

Ugh this is driving me insane

[brisk zinc]

Honestly you learn by just playing and reading the card descriptions

[jovial parrot]

Screw it I'm going blueprint

[brisk zinc]

Your first 10 runs will suck but that's how you learn what to do and not to do

Synergies deck fixing etc etc blah blah

[restive swallow]

Honestly i wouldn't even worry about learnin about deck fixing for a hot minute

[brisk zinc]

Forget balatro look at my kitties

[restive swallow]

OH MY GOD

Babies....

[brisk zinc]

Yeah agreed

[restive swallow]

Learnin what jokers do and how they work together is the most important aspect

[brisk zinc]

I did my first properly fixed deck just today after like 60 hours of playing

[restive swallow]

There's no shame in losing because in losing you're learning

[brisk zinc]

When I first got the game I lost to the turorial small blind 😭

[restive swallow]

A lot of people would suggest goin to watch tutorials and stuff on youtube and even then i'd say don't, at least not for the moment... a lot of the enjoyment of the game is lost if you know how everything works

once you have a better understanding of the game then yeah absolutely

[restive swallow]

that's a big number dang

[queen obsidian]

ante 5

[brisk zinc]

Yea as someone who went in completely Blind (pun perhaps intended) it's more fun to figure out stuff yourself instead of looking at what content creators and such do

[brisk zinc]

I don't think any video game has had me this hooked since I discovered tf2 over 10 years ago

[brisk zinc]

Seeded?

[tribal beacon]

e!?

That happens in game fr!?

I thought it was just shits and giggles

[restive swallow]

yeah

[brisk zinc]

Naneinf happens in game fr

[restive swallow]

it caps at e308

then you get naninf

[brisk zinc]

Is e308 the 32 bit int limit or wat

[restive swallow]

i'm not sure

[lament lintel]

1024 bit limit i think

[tribal beacon]

Dods the blank voucher really does nothing?

[brisk zinc]

Wtf 1024

[restive swallow]

it does something... eventually

[tribal beacon]

Tell me beans! Plsss

[brisk zinc]

SPOILER
||If you buy it 10 times you unlock a secret voucher||

[lament lintel]

well not really secret

[tribal beacon]

No idea how i could buy ten of those

[brisk zinc]

Not in a single run

10 in total

[tribal beacon]

Ooooh

[lament lintel]

it tells you in the collection how to unlock it

[brisk zinc]

It gives you a cool benefit

[brisk zinc]

Shh

We mysterious over here

[lament lintel]

there are 2 tiers to each voucher, you need to have bought tier 1 earlier in the run to see the tier 2 voucher, the tier 2 voucher is unlocked by redeeming blank 10 times, and gives you ||+1 joker slot||

[queen obsidian]

is yorick worth it?(dont ask me how i know)

@helperguyplzhelpmefr

[slate fog]

i just lost man

[gentle hollow]

Yes

[queen obsidian]

who do i replacde tho

idk if its worth it

and im not selling chad

ye he isnt worth it

[gentle hollow]

Replace Chad you already have face card retriggers

[queen obsidian]

hes my favortie joker

chad

[gentle hollow]

Well

[queen obsidian]

so no

[gentle hollow]

Idk

[queen obsidian]

i WONT do t

it

[gentle hollow]

Ok

I miss this run

I fumbled

[queen obsidian]

3 money triggers

tbh i feel bad i got serpent early

[magic steppe]

10k players on steam are we cooked chat?

/s

[queen obsidian]

all of the others are pirated

[magic steppe]

nah the game had higher peaks

though phases come and ago I'm not complaining

[queen obsidian]

can u get banned for saying you got it pirated here

[magic steppe]

in Ultrakill's server they don't give a shit

[queen obsidian]

ye ik

[carmine timber]

55 dollars off matador

#feelingrich

[ebon ridge]

i prefer rebate plus blueprint or brainstorm on the bugged seed with all 10s

[vale fog]

56* cuz 55 is not divisible by 8 ☝️🤓

[carmine timber]

i did that once it was awsome

[ebon ridge]

chick chick chick chick chick

love that sound

[tribal beacon]

Fav deck?

[vale fog]

abandoned

[queen obsidian]

gold

erratic and checkerd

checkered

[near spindle]

Crumpled Deck-
Start randomly with either
Wrathful, Lusty, Greedy, or Gluttonous Joker

Ima draw this one

[queen obsidian]

is that mod

a mod*

[ebon ridge]

honestly?

hmm

i think Zodiac

[queen obsidian]

????

[dusky oasis]

When should you switch from chips to xmult on plasma deck

[near spindle]

I'm gonna make a couple decks and put them in suggestions
Here's to hoping that one of them gets considered, that would be an honor

[ebon ridge]

burned deck whoa

what’s burned deck do

[near spindle]

I called it Scorched Deck

[queen obsidian]

burned joker off start

maybe

[ebon ridge]

that would be broken ngl

lol

[thorny ether]

50% chance of hand not scoring

[near spindle]

Removes a random card from your deck whenever a blind is selected, the effect doesn't activate while you have 10 cards or less

[thorny ether]

can’t score if you can’t tell what the hand is

[dusky oasis]

Would there be an upside

[ebon ridge]

oooh ok ok

i like that

[near spindle]

Although this is a genuine idea, I find it really funny that it has a bit of anti-synergy with burned Joker

[dusky oasis]

Do the 3 vouchers you get with zodiac deck count for the 10 vouchers in 1 run

[near spindle]

Thanks

[near spindle]

I would presume so, since Endless usually isn't mandatory for badges

[queen obsidian]

ante 11

hwat do i do

do i sell sock chad and paredolia? or only jack and paredolia

[ebon ridge]

whoa i’ve never seen neg paredolia

that looks so cool

[queen obsidian]

the trible triboulet dream

[near spindle]

Now you just need the one that rerolls boss upon being sold

Since

[queen obsidian]

i have that

oh

wait

[near spindle]

THE PLANT

[prisma hound]

can jimbos canonically give birth or should i unsend this message

[queen obsidian]

luchador?

[wintry cove]

I need more tribullets

[near spindle]

Yeah

[queen obsidian]

i have the voucher

[near spindle]

Yo nice

[near spindle]

Shimi shimi yay shimi yay shimi yaaaa

Drank

Swa la la laaas

[queen obsidian]

do u guys remember i was really sad about not being able to get photochad cause of the invis jokers

i guess it was meant to be

also all my jokers have a modifier except chad

also i had a riff raff negative

[ebon ridge]

no black stake win on Jimbo

:(

[stiff hull]

I have purple sticker on jimbo

[queen obsidian]

almost hit select

[onyx sorrel]

Activate windows.

[queen obsidian]

i did but i changed my internet provider

[tiny smelt]

go to settings to acti

[queen obsidian]

where

[gentle hollow]

Did a flush house build but sold the three of a kind joker and fumbled

By far my favorite run ever

[misty dune]

[gentle hollow]

Sad

[inner pasture]

🤑

[wraith blade]

Yes yes… good.

[queen obsidian]

dmn

[queen obsidian]

i might do that if i lose

howd i lose with this

ggs

[polar hill]

does anybody else think the same

[verbal shale]

Everytime I lose a black deck run I lose a year of my lifespan

[indigo forge]

The stars have finally aligned

[meager plank]

bawatwo

[meager plank]

Why 2 photo instead of 2 chad

[slim junco]

sup

[autumn mantle]

[unique karma]

i am just trying to climb stakes on zodiac deck not make endless pushes

[indigo forge]

Invisible joker

[unique karma]

this is the second time this week

[meager plank]

What if you have 2 invisible jokers and you sell one

[vast raft]

Porch pirate

[static jackal]

yes

[static jackal]

the most random runs on the most random decks be pushing endless

[full remnant]

are my jokers good

I might go for an oops if I get one

[unique karma]

you have to go for oops if you get one

how many levels on flush do you have ?

[full remnant]

I just lost

And I think 3

[unique karma]

oh...

makes sense why

[snow dawn]

what happens when you get a mr bones eternal? (like does it delete itself when it saves)

[full remnant]

you cant lose

[dull valve]

2 more!!!!!!!!!!!11

lfg

[snow dawn]

i mean you can if you dont get your main card lvl but it would be nearly impossible right?

[carmine timber]

finally a good gold stake run

[carmine timber]

first ever gold stake win

[rustic night]

i love mods

[lone pivot]

balatro balatrez is playing balatro

[hollow kraken]

What anti did you get the dna

[carmine timber]

ante 1

i skip tagged and got baron which i used hex on

also invis joker ante 2

[hollow kraken]

So you skip 1 or play it

[radiant forum]

It either just resets the ghost counter or summons redprint

[carmine timber]

i skipped small blind cause i saw the rare tag and thought it could be good

[hollow kraken]

Ok

Thx

I'm bout to do it

[deft marlin]

It took me 23 hours to win my first run 💀💀💀

[queen obsidian]

i need the mods that change blueprint and brainstorm to the cards theyre copying,renming every joker to jimbo and the mod that shows what the joker does under it

[carmine timber]

oh wait i just remembered i took the rare tag and the tag that give 25 dollars and got the baron and dna on the boss blind shop

[tropic orchid]

Guys does anyone have some tips for me? I have not won a single run yet despite playing on the lowest difficulty. Am i stupid?

[tropic orchid]

Oh so i'm not the only one, nice

[wintry cove]

Yeah

[pure reef]

Maybe it just hits some people hard?

[wintry cove]

You have 0/100 luck

[tropic orchid]

Why am i not surprised

[pure reef]

Also, keep in mind it is a "roguelike" deck builder.
Most gamers playing this game will fails the first few runs., and unlock new jokers, decks, etc. (The game is bias towards you losing for a while before finally winning)

There is a small amount of "power inflation" with Jokers that unlock later.

[tropic orchid]

Oh because i was kinda self-doubting myself seeing all these crazy runs in here

[pure reef]

Those will mostly be runs from people with months of practice and all-or-most Jokers unlocked

[hollow kraken]

Ok😂

[thorny plaza]

Anyone wanna join my java Minecraft server/SMP DM me

[carmine timber]

that was a crazy run

[pure reef]

also they would be cherry picking the runs that went well, are interesting, and, make them look cool.

[lament lintel]

blueprint/brainstorm mod is called "Blueprint"
joker stats is "JokerDisplay"
and I think that the jimbo mod isnt publicly available

[meager plank]

I won gold stake again

Yay

[tawny skiff]

I hate my life

[autumn swift]

Credit card in….

Wait

[meager plank]

Do stone cards count towards unlocking the joker for playing every heart in your deck

[tawny skiff]

What does the joker do?

[meager plank]

I don’t know I haven’t unlocked it

[tawny skiff]

Ok

U got an Tips for New Players to get better?

[meager plank]

Play balatro

[tawny skiff]

Ok in try

[wet aspen]

guys what game do i play when im tired and bored

[tawny skiff]

I lost ...

[meager plank]

Yes you will lose a lot

[tawny skiff]

What does the chalenges do?

[graceful grove]

Is this good?

[dusky oasis]

No

Sell everything for cloud 9

[graceful grove]

Ok

[unkempt pelican]

But DNA means more cloud 9

[dusky oasis]

That is beyond my investment knowledge

[lament lintel]

how to i draw a joker art

like whats the dimensions and where do i find the "JOKER" text thats on the side of most jokers

[worldly basin]

guys if u are using a seed do u still get new jokers?

[lament lintel]

No

[worldly basin]

zad

[lament lintel]

seeded runs dont count towards unlocks

[worldly basin]

whats the best deck for gold runs

[warped sphinx]

depends on your playstyle

and also every deck has pros and cons

[worldly basin]

introduce me to it

[warped sphinx]

red deck has 1 extra discard but nothing else same with blue deck

yellow deck extra money is just money it really only helps for the first few antes

uhhh i forgot the rest

[worldly basin]

bruj

[verbal nest]

yellow deck can give you a strong enough start to just coast through the rest of the game

[left osprey]

Господа, добрый вечер. Надеюсь русскоязычные присутствуют.
Не могу не поделиться тем, что у меня только что самоуничтожился 🍌, Кавендиш.
Шанс 1/1000, но это произошло. Не знаю прописан ли результат в Сиде, но я попробую перепройти, что бы убедиться ещё раз.

[verbal nest]

can only assume this is about cavendish

[left osprey]

I apologize immediately for the (possibly) crooked translation, as I use a translator. In general, I don't know how common or rare this is in the community, but this is the first time I've come across Cavendish being destroyed.

[wintry cove]

Did you get an achievment

[left osprey]

Mobile version.
Achievement in steam?

[wintry cove]

Nah
They should add an achievment for that imo

[glass light]

let's all be foil and not tell canio

[left osprey]

I can't find where to check the achievements in 1.0.1 full (m).

[lucid oriole]

help what do i do?

[gentle hollow]

Is your deck fixed?

Fully

[lucid oriole]

no this is fairly early on however i am able to reliably get the cards i want

[gentle hollow]

Well idol can always come back around because it’s not really doing anything for your right now

[lucid oriole]

ok, true so thats what i will do

thanks

[zenith owl]

Hi

[gentle hollow]

Yep

[gentle hollow]

Hi again

[zenith owl]

Hey punk

[gentle hollow]

Purple burglar alarm

[glad oriole]

gaynio

[thorn moth]

I am balatro

[zenith owl]

Fuck off

League of legends ahh player

[lucid oriole]

also what is the best to copy im guessing hanging chad?

[zenith owl]

Yed

Copy chad

[gentle hollow]

No

[zenith owl]

Yes

[gentle hollow]

Copy photo

[zenith owl]

Copy chad

[gentle hollow]

No what the heck

[zenith owl]

You get more retriggers

Which is better

[gentle hollow]

There is only photo to retriggers bro

[zenith owl]

Exactly

[glad oriole]

unless idol is consistently hitting go photo

[zenith owl]

Instead of 2 retrigger you get 4

[gentle hollow]

He sold idol

[glad oriole]

oh

yea photot then

[gentle hollow]

His deck isn’t fixed enough

[zenith owl]

Oh

Then take a photo of me

[cinder hare]

Balala

[zenith owl]

Nah

[glad oriole]

even if idol was hutting chad wouldnt be the right copy

[inner pasture]

oh

[glad oriole]

idolt would

[lucid oriole]

done

[zenith owl]

Damn i look sexy

[glad oriole]

nope

[zenith owl]

Yes

[glad oriole]

im an expert

[zenith owl]

I am a master

Noob

You can't argue with your master

[glad oriole]

sowwy >~<

[gentle hollow]

Y’all wanna see a flush house run I did today?

[zenith owl]

Nah

[glad oriole]

sure

[gentle hollow]

Ok

[zenith owl]

Yes

[glad oriole]

was it clubs

[zenith owl]

I love flushing

[zenith owl]

Nah it was schools

[glad oriole]

epic

[gentle hollow]

I don’t remember

[glad oriole]

qhar

[zenith owl]

Is that a word?

[gentle hollow]

I had a three of a kind joker but sold it on accident

[glad oriole]

whar

[zenith owl]

Why

[glad oriole]

what

[glad oriole]

on accudent

[gentle hollow]

I was trying to sell oops

[zenith owl]

Bro wtf is wrong with your keyboard

[gentle hollow]

But my finger slipped

[glad oriole]

nothing

im on mobile and type fairly fast

[zenith owl]

It gets slippery right?

[glad oriole]

i just make typos every now and avain

[gentle hollow]

Whachu mean by that

[zenith owl]

Your finger

[gentle hollow]

Were you the one that said they don’t like autocorrect

[zenith owl]

What else would I mean

[glad oriole]

yass

[gentle hollow]

Why did you say it like that tho

[zenith owl]

Wym

[gentle hollow]

Never mind

[glad oriole]

meow

[zenith owl]

Lol

[zenith owl]

What a cat

[gentle hollow]

U ain’t a cat

[glad oriole]

yes i am

[gentle hollow]

How u type

[glad oriole]

cats can type too

smh

[zenith owl]

I am a bird and I can type

[gentle hollow]

Paws too big

[zenith owl]

Don't be discriminatory

[glad oriole]

nuh uh

[gentle hollow]

I’m a block of cheese

[zenith owl]

Idc

[glad oriole]

hi block of cheese

[gentle hollow]

With a jacket

[zenith owl]

I would love to eat your cheese

[gentle hollow]

Erm it would actually be a block of cheese

[glad oriole]

mreow….

[gentle hollow]

You weird bro

[supple swift]

you guys have fingers?

[zenith owl]

Eating cheese is weird?

[supple swift]

im a penguin

[zenith owl]

You lactose intolerant?

[gentle hollow]

Don’t try and gaslight me

[zenith owl]

Bro you are just dirty minded

Idk what's wrong with eating cheese

[supple swift]

i like eating cheese

[zenith owl]

Me too

[supple swift]

there nothing wrong

[gentle hollow]

@glad oriole is this not weird

[glad oriole]

i guess it kinda is

[zenith owl]

Aren't you a block of cheese?

[gentle hollow]

Kinda?!

[zenith owl]

How can it be weird

You guys just think dirty

[supple swift]

cheese is yummer how weird

[zenith owl]

Yeah see?

[gentle hollow]

[zenith owl]

If you are lactose intolerant just say it

[supple swift]

[gentle hollow]

How would a piece of cheese be lactose intolerant

[supple swift]

why would a block of cheese eat cheese

cannibal

[zenith owl]

Yeah

Eating your own kind

[gentle hollow]

I never said I ate cheese

[zenith owl]

You are what you eat

[zenith owl]

Lies

You eat your own kind

[supple swift]

how dare

[gentle hollow]

When did I say it

[zenith owl]

You denied it

[supple swift]

you canniabal

[zenith owl]

Which means you are hiding it

[gentle hollow]

I fry birds for thanksgiving

You wanna be next?

[zenith owl]

I will call the cheese Swiss police on you

[supple swift]

woah

[zenith owl]

They will cheese you up

[supple swift]

thats a threat

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[zenith owl]

Try me mf

I will eat you whole

[glad oriole]

man

i shouldnt have meowed

[gentle hollow]

I can Swiss cheese you with Swiss cheese bud

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[zenith owl]

I am immune to Swiss cheese

[supple swift]

im gonna swiss you up pal

[glad oriole]

had i known it’d start this up anyway

[zenith owl]

I can summon ice shards from the ground up to your ass in no time

[gentle hollow]

Enough man

[lucid oriole]

o7

[glad oriole]

mrow

[gentle hollow]

You’re not a magic bird

[zenith owl]

I am bro google me

[glad oriole]

im a magical cat

[supple swift]

i will create holes in your body likke that swiss cheese

[zenith owl]

Deadcells slammer

[gentle hollow]

Why did you play pair

[glad oriole]

because pairs are the best hand

[zenith owl]

Why are you a block of cheese

[glad oriole]

dude.

[gentle hollow]

*two pair

[glad oriole]

pairs are just a straight ipgrade from two pairs

[lucid oriole]

i was greedy with discards trying to get my gold and blue seals

[gentle hollow]

How

[glad oriole]

easier to pla

similar scaling

[gentle hollow]

Damn we always lose because of our greed

[lucid oriole]

yeah

[zenith owl]

Yeah mab

[glad oriole]

uranus is deadass only 5 chips more than mercury

[gentle hollow]

Two pair better because of pants

[glad oriole]

thats one joker

irrelevant

[lucid oriole]

still a high of 500k for me is good

[gentle hollow]

Not it’s not

[glad oriole]

like saying straights are better because the order

[gentle hollow]

Two pair just better smh

[glad oriole]

its not

but you do you ig

[lucid oriole]

i suck at this game lmao

[gentle hollow]

You get the same benefits from pair jokers when doing two pair

[glad oriole]

yes thats why they’re worse

same benefits harder to play

[gentle hollow]

Deck fixing:

[glad oriole]

they’re more than twice as unlikely as pairs

[glad oriole]

you can deckfix for pairs too if you really want

or just use that money for other things

[lucid oriole]

also i was moving towards flush five its just i got a lot of good pairs early

[gentle hollow]

What about hiker then

[glad oriole]

like better jokers

[glad oriole]

hiker isnt really a great joker anyway

[gentle hollow]

Yeah that would’ve saved you

[glad oriole]

hes okay

[gentle hollow]

Yeah but so many jokers you can’t use if you only do pair

[glad oriole]

you can use hiker with pairs

sure he’ll be less effective but hes not very effective anyway

[gentle hollow]

Doesn’t scale better than two pair tho

[glad oriole]

also you’ve only provided 2 jokers

out of 150

[gentle hollow]

I WILL MAKE A LIST

Right now

[glad oriole]

pairs are better with yorick because you can always safely discard 5 cards

[glad oriole]

its worse, barely, but in trade far more consistent

[gentle hollow]

Flower pot, the duo any literally and card enhancements are better with two pair and card retriggers

[glad oriole]

the duo does indeed work with pairs

[gentle hollow]

Yeah but it’s better with card enhancements

[glad oriole]

flower pot is shit anyway and isnt worth taking on most hand types

[gentle hollow]

More retriggers=more opportunities

[glad oriole]

thats true but you’re still playing less hands so even that’s debatable

[gentle hollow]

Lucky cards

[glad oriole]

but if you really wanna go retriggers, run a hand bigger than two pair

[gentle hollow]

Yeah well two pair is reliable so I couldn’t care less if it’s not the fully optimized retrigger build

It’s just fun

Imo

[glad oriole]

i didnt know we were discussing fun

i dont think pairs are fun

they’re too repetitive and so dominating that i feel like i’m always playing them

they’re too strong

esp with blue stake

[gentle hollow]

Any build that is not baron and mainstream builds are fun literally any other

[glad oriole]

what

[gentle hollow]

Baron is not fun

[glad oriole]

baron builds can be fun if they dont flop immediately

because baron is terrible so making it work is satisfying

[gentle hollow]

I don’t like them

[gentle hollow]

It’s just the most op build I like running very niche builds

[glad oriole]

baron is not the most op build

maybe for endless

[gentle hollow]

Builds you don’t see everyday

[glad oriole]

but it like

never works in ante 8 runs

and everyone likes running niche builds

some of the most fun i’ve had was when i did a 4oak 8ball run

[gentle hollow]

Not everyone some people play Balatro and only play seeded baron or trubiolet builds

Two of my friends do that

[glad oriole]

i’ll never understand people like that

but yea i was exaggerating

[gentle hollow]

Idk if I should ad purple burglar alarm

Yo

[sudden kettle]

i can buy and hex one of them

which one do i do

i have no other jokers

its like 2nd round

[high surge]

stencil

[gentle hollow]

You can’t hex a hollo or foil

[sudden kettle]

wait fr?

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[ashen saddle]

Man i love cryptid

[dapper wing]

do you guys think I can find a chad

[gentle hollow]

No I always fall into that trap trust me it’s not worth it

[ashen saddle]

I set up like 15 blueprints on a rigged boredom and then had a speculo in there. I was kind of hoping it would crash

[turbid ermine]

what the fuck

[ashen saddle]

Nani

Why is fool layered like that?

[turbid ermine]

its a textur pack

[gentle hollow]

Well I think I know what you’re building into

[wintry patrol]

clearly you take the duo here

[turbid ermine]

duh

[restive swallow]

i'd skip personally

neither are good

[gentle hollow]

True

[turbid ermine]

found a wee

[gentle hollow]

Blueprint so overrated

[gentle hollow]

Build into wee

[turbid ermine]

nah, i got flushes

[old pier]

Hex gaming

[restive swallow]

i feel like

every single screenshot in this channel has a blueprint in it

[wintry patrol]

ancient joker is the kind of joker you just have to build into if you get it early tbh

[gentle hollow]

No blueprint

[restive swallow]

Like... one joker should not be that powerful that if you're not using it you just have a much harder time to win

[gentle hollow]

That’s wrathful joker

[restive swallow]

I know

[gentle hollow]

Oh

[restive swallow]

lemme rant about blueprint 😡

[wintry patrol]

eternal seance 🤨

[turbid ermine]

its right behind me isnt it ahh message

[wintry patrol]

what the hell is that

why would anyone

ever

take an eternal seance

[gentle hollow]

I know a run u would hate

[restive swallow]

They're playin balatro at a level we've never seen...

[restive swallow]

no!

[old pier]

I was already in the bad place and playing straight flushes for some godforsaken reason

[gentle hollow]

Yes this is my second time posting this photo no I do not care

[old pier]

So

what the heck

do it for the novelty

[restive swallow]

ykno i like that attitude

heck it we ball

[gentle hollow]

Hell yeah

[restive swallow]

anyways if i could remove one joker it would be blueprint