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Youāll be good just donāt greed anything and play safe hands
You lose early Econ, which means itās harder to get a strong run going
debating between doing it last or doing it rn
I've done pretty easy decks so far
blue,plasma,yellow,ghost etc
Maybe try it rn and if you bump into roadblocks then save it
i'd just rip the bandaid off and see how you fare honestly
This is easily the most insane shop Iāve ever seen
Damn
what in the naneinf
Not even the brain, but the natural negative juggler? Thatās absolutely ridiculous
Well Iām not on anaglyph so no
Yeah
i thought you were cuz i saw skip tags lol
This run canāt naneinf. Itās red deck. Just having fun
the red deck right next to the tags š„
i play balatro i don't read
I always take as many skip tags as I can before I no longer can take diet cola. You never know when you could need vouchers
Oh she does kinda look like chadchad
or they just look similar
Iāll tell her that sheād be stoked
but bombi's one is a youtuber who i like a lot
O
Ah
it unlocked my repressed memories..
its alr
Balatro is reading
Can you sense Balatro?
Funke fan dedicted
based funkE enjoyer
After a million failed GS runs i memorized what every joker does
Then do you believe in the heart of the cards?
oh yeah name every single one
Nvm name every single one
Naming all jokers is impossible because Iām a visual learner
I know the jokers by picture
Id need to see pictures of thsm
Name 50 of them on the spot rn
No pictures
Off memory
Iāll start
Ancient
Stone
Baron
Iām done
Mime
Knowledge has been injected into my head
Blueprint
Hit the Road
spare trousers
Lustful
Even Steven
Odd Todd
Bloodstone
Arrowhead
Perkeo
Yorick
Chicot
Canio
Trib
Glass
Space Man
Oops
Bootstraps
bull
Uhh
Banana V1
Plantain
Drivers license
Runner
Shortcut
Egg
Ice cream
Cloud 9
Rocket
Square
Supernova
Reserved Parking
Ride the bus
The Duo
The trio
The family
balatro challenge run
look inside
photochadphoto
joker
Dusk
Hi
Ankh dream
first shop had photo and second had chad and spectral pack with ankh
can you put glass or any modifiers on stone cards or no
This picture is like so fucking badass and shit I canāt lie
No
You can put like polychrome or a red seal
You can't
Not like lucky or anything
Gamble harder
This
The game.
Have you tried the medicine drug
No I have not
Thereās no way itās the super rare dise- holy shit itās the super rare disease! š
Itās never lupus
Live love house š
We all love House in this household
I've gotten permission to share this, https://eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#/screen/home
It's an official EU petition to ban conversion practices in countries in the European Union
If you're a EU citizen and support this cause, consider signing this petition please 
I am not European but I would have loved to sign this
Conversion as in conversion to being straight? Right?
Yeah
Yeah I would sign that if I could sorry
It's explained in detail before the petition form
No worries š«
I love this meme format so much
Grug
Grug is kinda smart
I call it mitosis rhymes with grug
At the grug store
Damn i dont think we have those in the uk
What do you guys have in the uk
Dang I need to go to the uk
Why
Its a dump
Dude
Hello
USA is not any better
Our water is so gross
Yh im saying uk is alright but london is not.
We gotta drink bottled water instead
Crazy
Londons water isnt as bad as that
I gotta go to london this june for a concert i'm not lookin forward to it
Goodluck
Im goinging to Nottingham for a concert in june
Ireland better
They cut a bill that made sure our water wasnāt made with sewage
I actually havent been so i cant confirm or deny
Extra flavour
Thatās where jack is from so I imagine itās cool
Itās peak it like the uk without any of the uk parts
What about Iceland
Sounds great
I wanna go there
Not real
Not a clue
Valid
Name one person from Switzerland
Enjoy! who are you going to see
Chase from house is hot
I canāt
Im being dragged along to tate mcrae
Chase yeah
i ain't got a clue who that is
Ik like 2 of their songs
Fair enough
Some Australian accents p me off
Indeed
My favorite show oat
Im straight but id smash chase if i could
didn't he like... kiss a dyin child or smth
Aha he did
Child had cancer
What gender
She asked him to
he could have said no!
Coz she knew shd would die
Yeah but what about the parents
he should have said no
Yeah
Yh but thats not a funny plot
there's nothin funny about a grown man kissin a dyin child š
What is funny about a child with cancer asking for a kiss
Not if it actually happened no
It aināt funny either way tbh
It was funny when house confronted him
I mean because house is house
Indeed
anyways uh we should probably move away from whatever this is
i like foreman he was cool
Agreed.
Foreman is the black doctor
The black one
Yeah
Isn't this supposed to be a balatro server
I like that this chat isnāt overcrowded itās nice
Plans change
You donāt have to constantly talk abt Balatro
Makes sense makes sense
But how did yall even start talking about Dr house?
I mean there is a game discussion channel
It was brought up
This is just discussion
Australia was mentioned and chase us hot
Oh yh that was earlier wasnt it
Yeah
Australia was made to be a giant prison
Understandable
It isnāt real
you're welcome (from a Brit)
I too am (a brit)
A solid 7
Damn
I like cheese
I thought it would be a solid 9
Yum
Chunkpeese
Fair
This is my user on everything
I am eseehcknuP and i am evil
W dad name
Thx
Punk is a dead movement but i like cheese so a solid 4/10
Bro
Yh the pubj brought my score diwn aswell
What punk movement
3 now š
Yay
Iām confused
Wdym
They said dead movement
Dont be confused with confused.com
Like ppl being punks or smt
Dressing up as such and whatnot
Fromunda cheese š¤¤
Itās cool as heck
I think my name is at least an 8
Its like a particle collider
If not 9
Whats my name
Perchance to the right person
Rate it
Casper maybe
Rate rapsac coz tgats my username on everything else
Or caspian
i have been informed punk isn't dead it's just stagnent atm therefore your name is now an 8/10
YEAH
Im offended
LETS GO
8.34/11
I wish
Well im out of guesses
Spell it backwards
Indeed
Close enough wise guy
Wise guy
Not yet
Keep pushing my buttons pal
I am not a froendly ghost
And soon enough you will be
Casper was one of my favorite shows as a wee boy
no!
Im traumatised
the redstone...
Did anyone ever call you cool beans before
grian you just nuked the entire western hemisphere!
What
I shall never listen to the songs before the big noght
Bo spoilys
No.8
No*
we go all out for eurovision in my fam
I literally had this conversation with someone else like 20 mins ago
Am i to understand that you don't know what eurovision is
Lame
Finland and malta prob winning
Something to do with Europe
it's a rigged song contest
Its a singing/music contest
Oh
With all countries in europe
Its more popularity of the country than the song
Thatās cool.. I feel very left out
no stop that's politics the mods will get us
Which is why thd uk got 0 points like 5 years in a row
Finland and malta have the best songs by a landslide
No politics just saying their song isnt good
finland always has a banger
I love the meme songs tgr best
like ALWAYS
Like dont met that wolf eat a banana
Literally
Ir somin
Last year we had a rly good one
I will listen to some songs and then I can talk about this Eurovision thing
Who is we?
Im finnish bub
Coolio
No bias tho
Which song was tgat
The singers fine ash too
I need a refresher
Ich kommen or smt
Uk song last year was ass
Better than uk but not amazing
Its def not smt id listen to
But i can imagine it going on the radio in finland and nearby countries
Dawg šš
SPOILERS
Why would i be talking about last years š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
Ima need some help rq
All gifs are unfortunately
Becayse why would u have listened to this years before the big day
Uh
Incoming boss blind is the plant, but should I sell a joker for a blueprint?
Why would i not
get rid of paredoliai
It builds suspense
Yeah
Incoming boss is plant
Because SPOILERS
GET RID OF PAREIDOLIA
Ok
Which would make every card a face card anyways
How is it the plant on ante 8 shouldnāt it be a finisher boss?
Youre an interesting critter bro
i dont wanna know any of the songs till the day
Only hope is reroll voucher
Yeah but then you dont see which ones are being qualified slowly
We have an exel spreadsheet of all the countries and everyone rates each song ouf of 10 after they hear it
No anticipation
Idc bout that bit
Lame
And the one on ante 9 was plant and I lost
Well at least theres plenty other songs so this the only one u heard
Tbh dint even kniw there was anything before the big day up until last year
Bro sell it and get bp
True
Also i dont have time atm to be watching the fibals
My first of 9 exams is tomorrow i need to lock in
IB?
meow
1 billion
GOOD LUCK
Physics advanced on sat...
How tf did I not realize that
Tomorrow is psychology snd i do maths physics aswell
Thanks š
Same
Im ashamed in myself
Oh so you start hella late
I had my first on late april
Yh bro 9 am
Just copy bloodstone and hope for the best
Mine tomoriw is 9am
Wth i finish 20th may
Crazy
Yea thatās what i did last time
I envy you
Coz exams r here
Yeah change of subject
But then youāll go get beers
Im getting hella Ps tho for each A and B i get so hopefully at least a couple As
Underage drinking
Itās 21 for the us
Heh... drinking age is 17 here
Sucks to suck
Daaaaaamn
But everyone in malta starts at like 14/15 cus they lowk dont check ids in malta
Thats coz us is chaotic enough alredy
Have you guys ever had anything besides beer lol
Yeah
Boy have I š¬
Ive had prosecco
I worked in a bar I've had a lot
I actually havent had beer
Absinthe shots after olevels
Say sike
Impressive way to forget everything you learned
What abt grass
Im big introvert
Tell me abt it you feel that in your bonesss
Very good
But who should I sell then
Sock ur buskin and scale the chonker if you have room for it
Okay
What jokers u holding atm
If you sell bloodstone youāre done for
Exactly
Did you beat the plant?
I swear blueprint isnt good?
How much you scoring atm
How
And what ante
~100,000,000
Ante 9
Next blind is plant however
Is that not the one that adds +3 multiplaer for like each spade?
I think youre fine selling photo probably
Blueprint copyās
Try scale the cat before you get to next ante
Bro he doesnāt have oops
Play high card without heart until final hand, making sure you have ur hearts
Is swearing allowed here or nah
You can
I realise but he'll have time to scale cat i reckon
I donāt think he will
Hmm
Heās on the ante with plant
So photo is useless for that
WE FUCKIN GOT PAST IT
That one is mean
yay
Get ecto and try and find oops or youāre dead
Next ante
Oops is needed to scale cat
The furtherst ive gotten is ante 13
Oh yeah and hereās the seed if you guys wanna try it, found it yesterday on the bus
Efficiency
Im not v good
You aren't missing anything
True that, if he survives until cat getting to x8 tho thats good if not maybe it might present an issue
iāve only gotten to 14 dw
Mixed drinks are where it's at
Hope i didnt screw bro over
Nice
nah simply be luckier
Heās probably fine
i only just recently beat all decks on green stake too
Depends what youre getting
iām on black stake for āem all rn
Vanilla the highest I've been is 33. Modded highest I've been is 845
Simple vodka coke is not a pleasure to drink
Christ
Sometimes youāll get only one hit on lucky card then you done for
it's true im just jokin
The mist ive done is beat the spectral deck on black stake and then me to close the game and it not coubt it
i only recently hit the eās
615 doll hairs is crazy
e12 is the highest iāve got
Im yet to hit e
Get on the grind brother
i legit screamed when i hit it
Ive got exams no time
Watch rofflelite
I dont remember whether it was from rebate with like 3 blueprints or something else
also this
Last night i thought i played the game fir 30 mins but like 2-3 hours passed
roffleās my goat
does naneinf break the mobile version of the game
Peak
i havenāt hit naneinf yet
Ive only got it on mobile
then play it during exams š„
ā¦
i'm asking before i grind for it and wreck my mobile copy
Ill get banned from taking my exams if im caught with a phone even just in my pocket
i dont think it will lol
if obelisk is debuffed, does it not reset?
not effecting the phone
i'm going to say yes
Right my exam is in less then 8 hours
yeah i dont think it does but i havenāt used obelisk much
I unlocked everything on my other profile and it just gives all the achievements
Time to sleep
Gn peopled
then grind balatro
I got the unlock all
Peoples
Gn bro
I wont
Good night sweet dreams
I will
Dream abt Balatro
Always
i hit e on my school laptop
I just got a photograph or an invisible joker in the shop, it peaked my interest and Iām checking if I should do anything here or not?
I had a better run on my previous phone
Put notes in ur underwear or shoes if you rly need to
Im putting you on
photochad my beloved
Bathroom break and check that shit
Luck hasnāt fully been on my side for the bloodstone and Iām not sure what to do for this
which one is better to brainstorm, mime or golden ticket?
what hand are you playing?
Flush
Dude you really need ecto or youāre dead
what are you trynna get? money?
You lose without bloostone i think
Ikr
i think ticket
Then for muhnee copy golden
photochad is more then 5 bloodstone triggers
ok
Iām not gonna sell stone, I was seeing if I should use sell Chad for photo?
then move it to copy mime
no photo without chat is ass
imo
what's the cat at
or vice versa
sock my buskin sneaking in i see
Idk why i find it funny ppl call lucky cat "the cat"
I hate glass card builds
Sounds so ominous
I will never do it
lucky cat and dagger are two of my favorite jokers
The chonker*
And ppl instantly know what youre talking about
Ive never built either
Might be time
dagger is so fun
Iāve got another predicament for you guys
bro
Wait no dagger i have done in like white stake
no legendary can save that
yeah
Trib
He could work
Chicot
Pivot to kings and queens
I wanna hit nan inf so bad but rng is never there not when I call because it said it would turn on its radio every day at dawn
Iām just gonna take it and see what happens
Instead of cat i think tho
I have photo in shop for a backup anyway
it's ante 12 it was probably already too late to get invis and photo
āOh boy a legendary joker! thisāll help my run!ā
the mischievous chicot:
Would a yorick work?
takes a while to ramp
Fair
Yāall play souls games?
yeah i pvp in elden ring
The one where you discard would work eventually i think yorick
iām climbing xbox ladder
Yessirr
I need to get ds2 and 3
I played most except dark souls and sekiro
GET DARK SOULS
the exact definition of itāll come back round
I rly enjoyed bloodborne personally
I platinumed ds1
lol, is canio worth trying to work with
I have over a thousand hours on elden ring but thats kind of the obvious mass option
DLC too?
Yeahh
Ornstein and smough was one of my favorite bosses and solaire is my king
Iāve done almost everything in elden ring
I beat main game maybe 8 times and dlc 5 times
I hate that boss no
i have no life
Me too thats why i stopped playing it
i pvp
Holy mackerel
thatās the only reason i keep playing
praise the sun my brothers
I mean i just maxed my characted level so i can switch builds whenever i want
I made everything and anything work
God damn
Favourite build was lowk electric zweihander with cragblade, poison fist or magma wyrm scalesword with the dlc talisman
Yep
Elden ring, more like stupid ring
heh
Take that back
casual hours š„±
Thin ice pal
Never
yes the game is very very very very unbalanced
š”š”š”š”

everyday
I only play real video games
What the hell
bro what

There are some freaky ahh games on playstation
Exactly like these
oh wait
Switch is way worse
Proper gooner games
Peak sim
Bills bro... bills
you guys wanna see a baron build i made on painted deck with only 4 jokers? i was super proud lol
Baron, mime, blueprint, and brainstorm?
nope
Guys, could someone please check if theres like card edition textures or something in the game files? I really wanna do an holographic joker.
this feels like a slur i feel uncomfortable sayin this
I think ask the modding channel
Probably
Bu-but thats not mod
Itās like someone whoās shapeist against hexagons
They would know more about the files
Tru
what's the game y'all got the most time in
Probably gtao
Colonel sanders dating sim
elden ring ofc
You are gonna laugh at me if I say
I have over 100 days collective among all platforms I've played on
I won't laugh
Prolly fallout 4
Fortnite epic
Same
I regret all the hours
i only play fn when my friends want to
Bl3 is fire what do yāall know abt that
I accumulated so many hours from the nightclub camera glitch
I keep playing fortnite so I dont feel bad about the vbucks I've bought
At least festival is fun
Yo so real
Mines either ultrakill, team fortress 2, or titanfall 2
name me another game where i can hit the griddy as hatsune miku in the jordans
Where you can leave ur shit afk overnight and wake up to like 12mil everyday
I've got all my hours in gtao without afk glitches
I was super addicted
damn that looks hella fun
That added maybe a few hundred to my name
Hours
But quarantine time i was on that game nonstop
I think my top 3 games are Overwatch, Fortnite and Dead by Daylight
They should add grug to Fortnite
grug?
Prob have around the same on fortnite overwatch and warframe
Jimbo should be added
Yāall play hollow knight
Grug
fr!!
I call it a scar, rhymes with grug
i did not enjoy hollow knight
i would lowkey grind fortnite if jimbo was there bro ngl
This mf
same i hate uhm
Whatā¦
It insists upon itself
What yall know about Blasphemous
What⦠the heck
I no longer enjoy you being here
I am leaving now for eepy time
Elite ball knowledge
Gn guys
My issue with hollow knight is that i had SO MANY people tell me "it's one of the best games you'll ever play" and then i played it and i'm like
My most played single player game is probably rdr2 or breath of the wild
this is mid
Good night
gnight friendo
Gn guys
like i was just waitin for it to get good and it just never did
How far did you get in
At least you gave it a shot and realized it want for you
So many people hate a game without trying it
Like Balatro
the last achievement i got was defeating the lost kin
Literally
Like the game is a very pretty game i loved the aura and everything about it
Yeah you mightāve missed out
it just felt... off idk
I found out about this game from Memeulous
now a game i played and Really enjoyed was CrossCode
One day I will play elden ring it's on my list
It looks fun
It is fun
You need to
CrossCode is very slow at first like very slow but then you reach a point and the story just explodes and a lot of things just make so much sense
I tried elden ring but I'm just not a fan of soulslike combat
Iāll put it on the need to finish list
Yāall ever played vampire survivors
I need to give elden ring another chance because it was most likely a skill issue why I didnt like the combat
Peak
I remember beating dark souls 3 (my first souls game) and it took me like 170 hours and people were mean to me :(
Very peak
Elden ring makes it quite beginner friendly ngl
I had to quit vampire survivors because holy hell that is so addictive
Any of you ever play gungeon
You have so many crutches that you can use to win
No I need to
Monster hunter, no manās sky, ror2
I'm a basic person I'm such a sucker for idle games
So many games I wanna talk about
Risk of Rain 2 is a game I need to pick up again
Itās good
It would be better if I had friends
ost is so good
I need to stop buying new games until I clear my backlog
Games I need to finish
okay here's a random game that i really enjoyed... has anyone here played Guacamelee?
Blasphemous is such a good game, shame they took it off ps plus
Days gone is underrated aswell
Yeah
Iām almost finished with days gone
the heck is a balatro
I really need to play ff games
I cannot praise Celeste enough
Its not the type of game id normally play tbh, im not much of a platformer enjoyer but its genuinely so hard
is eternal supernova worth?
And the story is immaculate
Celeste is really good I havenāt played it in a year or so
The vibes the ambience everything
(ante 2)
Celeste has such an amazing soundtrack
All the Europeans going to bed now they eepy
My humble attempt of recreating an holo. I think itll do
What does that card do?
it's 2am i'm still here
BLASPHEMOUS!?! VIVA ESPAĆA
...
A friend did an effect for it actually
Glad someone here knows culture
Kind of like tribulolet or however you spell it
Absolute peak
oh yeah PS has no games 
We do
Hmmm, no. Just downscaled this and do some touch ups
I thought hifi rush was added to other consoles
Ofc
Was it
Yall know about thumper?
Hell yeah
i still can't believe microsoft had such a hit with hi-fi rush and just
shut down the studio
And arkane
i think Arkane reopened
But nonetheless
MOTHERF*CKERS
The Yakuza/Like a Dragon games are also good
Xbox had its best exclusive in 10 years and shut the studio down
Dying light
What do we call that strategy
Oh for PC gamers, Dead Island 2 is free on epic atm
Never played a bit
HOLY HELL
Got it recently and playing it
Dying light better
Its so good
Ww
I am an enjoyer of Dying light
