🎙・server-chat

[shrewd fable]

just sold a wee hack chad 💔

[latent hemlock]

I got quite small pants for such a bug wee

[naive kiln]

holy shit BTD6

[strange ivy]

jorking your wee ?

[latent hemlock]

Crazy shop, too bad I just used ankh and now have full joker slots

[pastel raft]

Lads, I don't know how it happened but I was playing on my friends pc and I might have accidentally started a naneinf

Already got baron, BP, DNA, and a ton of poly red seal steel kings

[shell lynx]

Guys I 100% the game

Finally

[tame cedar]

Gotta get the mime

[dusky oasis]

I love balatro

[opal fog]

how did i "rerolled" a pack

[devout veldt]

Should I copy photo or bloodstone? I’m doing a heart flush run

[opal fog]

tuff

[stray yew]

I LITERALLY JUST SOLD BOTH OF THESE GUYS WHY TF ARE THEY BACK 😭 😭 😭

[noble wagon]

i forgot mouth does this

[vivid tulip]

im bouta go so bankrupt

[noble wagon]

run was bound to end it’s so bad

i won

[clear coral]

bruh i usck at this game so bad im literally worse than i was when i first played

[shell lynx]

bro lemme put you on

i copuld lowk be a balatro coach i have 100%

[tribal pawn]

I have had it since ante 2 it won’t break I want cavendish

[rapid aspen]

Gross

[marble mica]

i hope it breaks

[zenith owl]

Hi

[fickle eagle]

Anyone got an xbox?

[zenith owl]

Nope

[fickle eagle]

Damn

[zenith owl]

Idk how luck be a landlord and balatro get to be console games but here we are

Damn

I can't swear

[errant beacon]

just started copying the heck out of hanged man lmao

[full remnant]

First black stake run so far

[zenith owl]

Cool

[gentle hollow]

Ghost deck?

[full remnant]

Yeah

[dire umbra]

quick question but i made ante 8 on the spectral deck and got to endless my game crashed and my progress was gone.
Now I just made ante 8 on the Checkered deck and went to endless and lost my game but I didn't get a batch that I made it why is that? (ps5)

[marble mica]

dead server

[marble mica]

ps5 better

[restive swallow]

They're both trash Atari 2600 gang rise up

[verbal sable]

Balatro joker tier list based on if i would eat them

[loud trail]

Yeah

[oblique isle]

Finally, a good tier list

[lavish zenith]

this is the only good tier list

[oblique isle]

Though you should have put stencil alone

[lavish zenith]

why is photograph in yummers

[oblique isle]

You wouldn’t eat a photo?

[lavish zenith]

no man i would not eat a polaroid photograph

[oblique isle]

You’re weaksauce bro

[normal cosmos]

You have too much free time lmao

[cursive kernel]

anyone wanna play pvp ?

[verbal sable]

Looks tasty

[fluid dragon]

Once mods come to PC game pass, then sure <3

[cursive kernel]

oh man :(

[verbal sable]

Yeah...

[normal cosmos]

Why is er photochad in the top tier

And literal glass isn't in I would die

Don't eat glass 😖

[gentle hollow]

Anyone have tips for purple stake I can get to ante 5 but then my runs die quick

[mighty sluice]

Ight so this is it

[normal cosmos]

Isn't that the one which increases the score needed

[gentle hollow]

Yeah scales faster

I can’t keep up man

[normal cosmos]

Yeaa it's not easy

Just try to get a flat mult joker ante one and then you can save ur cash and hope to find a good combo

Id say

[gentle hollow]

Yeah okay idk if this is normal to die fast on this stake or not I’ll try that

[normal cosmos]

Well the first few antes are pretty much the same it's just like mid way through where the increase is really noticable

[cunning hemlock]

Balatro 90s ad

Are you tired of losing it all on black?
Yeah...
Wife getting on ur back about losing the mortgage payment?
Yeah...
Well we cant bring you money but we can quench your gambling addiction!

[frozen rampart]

🤣 it stopped me from playing free poker and blackjack that's for damn sure

[cunning hemlock]

Woah!
New thrilling game from playstacks
Insane jokers! Different card designs!
Rad!

New balatro on the ventendo game entertainment system (each cards sold seperately)

Now you're playing with power!

[quick gazelle]

photochad strikes once again

[gentle hollow]

Photo Chad is the goat

[trail temple]

I believe my top is Green

[wintry cove]

Why is photo chad common

Should be uncommon or something

[trail temple]

Hanging Chad used to just retrigger once, 2 retriggers deserve uncommon imo

[cobalt wing]

Food negatives are my favourite

[ruby niche]

Hit ante 12 for the first time today, also got my first legendary got crazy joker pulls #foreverblessed

[honest void]

after years of runs, I have finally got the baron mime run I've been waiting for, no naneinf tho :(

[dusty jay]

Guys. You post your games and how it's going but this is server chat. It's not the correct chat. Head to #🕹・game-discussion

[cunning rune]

this gotta be rage bait

[dusty jay]

Ugh... Why am I the one that has to lecture these toddlers ugh!

[zenith owl]

Don't fall for it I ragebaited a guy and he got banned lol

Bro probably trying to do the same

[dusty jay]

You bozo you really rageblocking me

That's hella kevin

[cunning rune]

i mean its obv

[zenith owl]

Yeah like final destination protagonists blocking death

[cunning rune]

i appreciate it burglar tho

[zenith owl]

Thx little guy

[dusty jay]

On to my next server chat. Bye

[cunning rune]

what a weird individual

defo doesnt get any attention irl

[verbal sable]

This nerd blocking my Yuri 💔💔💔💔

[zenith owl]

No need to be mean tho lol

[cunning rune]

fair, it is just weird behaviour tho

like out of all the things he could be doing with his time in life

he is in discord rage baiting

its a wild concept to me

[zenith owl]

I mean he just said to go to the game discussion channel

[cunning rune]

no no ik

[zenith owl]

I tried it and felt bad after the guy got banned because of me

[cunning rune]

was he going off on u or something

[zenith owl]

I got timeout for a day and he got banned

[zenith owl]

Nah i was just trolling him

I made him crash out lol

[cunning rune]

xDDD

what was the topic

[zenith owl]

His name

[honest void]

me losed

good run

[zenith owl]

I am not going in further detail because mods are watching

[cunning rune]

LOL

ok

[zenith owl]

Lol

That's exactly what happened

I only got timeout for a day

[sharp compass]

Trying to unlock that one joker than doesn't like more than 4 jokers and it's looking very good so far (I have director cut)

And i just got flush to lvl 9 (constellation or whatever that voucher is called)

[zenith owl]

Hey bro

Sick gaming

What thing are you tho?

[sharp compass]

I got Chad because scolar until the game decided to help me

[sharp compass]

Wdym

[zenith owl]

You are a superb thing

What thing is that thing?

[sharp compass]

I chose the username at random
Idk just a thing

[dusty jay]

Probably himself

[zenith owl]

Like a pile of sludge?

[zenith owl]

Why are you back

[sharp compass]

Maybe who knows

[dusty jay]

Ragebaiting is failing

[shadow skiff]

no joker idea where ur top 10 most used cards are banned in a run

[dusty jay]

I used to be so good

[zenith owl]

My favorite sludge guy

Stay positive my sludge

[dusty jay]

I think this guy likes sludge

[zenith owl]

No one knows when life will sludge you over

[dusty jay]

Just a hunch tho....

[zenith owl]

I think you are a ragebait try hard and all your attempts at ragebaiting are miserable lol

Go watch cocomelon lil bro

[verbal sable]

Lil bro used chatgpt on ragebaiting school 🥀🥀🥀

[dusty jay]

Ragebaiting the masterbaiter

Low level plebs

[cobalt wing]

o7

[zenith owl]

Go masterbait in your basement away from here

We don't want your kind

[sharp compass]

Unlocked invis joker

Peak

[zenith owl]

Can you see invis joker?

[dusty jay]

Alright there's a line between ragebaiting and rageisim... Ur a ragist

[zenith owl]

What

[restive swallow]

ykno this has confused me as well ngl...

[sharp compass]

The game says that
Idk where it is

[zenith owl]

Idk what dictionary you are using bro lol

[dusty jay]

Ragist. Hate towards ragebaiters

Because they're different

[vernal tartan]

[zenith owl]

I am not even hating lol

[shadow skiff]

are u the same bean ?

[dusty jay]

Ragist

[zenith owl]

Hate is a strong word

[restive swallow]

You're gonna have to elaborate

hate IS a strong word the fake bird is right

[shadow skiff]

the one from youtube

[restive swallow]

Oh

no

i don't do youtube

[shadow skiff]

if you and bean fought irl who'd win?

[restive swallow]

I don't know

[zenith owl]

Who are you talking to

[shadow skiff]

beans

[zenith owl]

Who is "you"

[shadow skiff]

phone

[zenith owl]

Beans fighting themselves?

That sounds like some sort of psychological shit.

[restive swallow]

I don't wanna fight anyone :c

[gentle jackal]

my favorite part in balatro is when jimbo says its balatrin and balatros all over the place

[restive swallow]

Dude when i first saw that

i weeped

for i had seen greatness

[zealous oriole]

where do I report errors

[zenith owl]

This meme has been reused so many times that i cringe when I see it again

[shadow skiff]

depends on the thing ur playing on

[zenith owl]

He plays on my thing usually

[dusty jay]

So beans. Are you plural? Are you multiple beans complied into a organisim capable of telepathically communicating through soul bonds.. or. Are you just named bean with an s

[restive swallow]

#1200105253559873707, check to see it it's already been posted

[zealous oriole]

im playing on a windows desktop and I have a crazy run but every time I play a hand it says "attempt to compare nil with number"

[restive swallow]

I'm Toe Beans

like from kitty

but i didn't wanna have Toe in my name cos that'd be a bit weird

[dusty jay]

Yeah ur a telepathically communicating 26518 beans in a multiple sacks

[restive swallow]

shhhhh

you can't just be leakin that...

[shadow skiff]

does this mean sentient beans like miku?

[restive swallow]

yes

[finite shadow]

Hi servr

[restive swallow]

Hai Sirkus

[finite shadow]

[shadow skiff]

i got two good runs on my phone and it went and pooped itself

[dusty jay]

That's it.. I'm balatrooing all over the place

[shadow skiff]

NO]

[verbal sable]

My favorite part is when Jimbo says this

[restive swallow]

what the hell is this

[finite shadow]

What the hell is even that!

[shadow skiff]

when u sale el balatrito

[finite shadow]

Omg guys

[verbal sable]

Sale balatrito?

[restive swallow]

this has to be some zoomer stuff i just don't understand

[finite shadow]

So I started a new save going for my third C++

[gentle jackal]

i know thats not what i think it is

[finite shadow]

Very very first game. Literally 3rd shop. Yorick

[gentle jackal]

a waterballoon!

[restive swallow]

[finite shadow]

Isn’t that nuts

[restive swallow]

it's a sign

[zenith owl]

@restive swallow oh I remember you you have a conspiracy theory about birds

[finite shadow]

I’m excited to start fresh

[restive swallow]

It's not a conspiracy theory birds aren't real!

[finite shadow]

Me when

[gentle hollow]

Nana

[restive swallow]

just like giraffe

[zenith owl]

You aren't real

[restive swallow]

awh frick

[zealous oriole]

the bug report with the same error I found has no replies but there is a checkmark reaction

[dusty jay]

Guys why does life seem lifeless somedays

[shadow skiff]

u gotta nana

[gentle hollow]

Poly. Nana

[zenith owl]

I got you you doppelganger

[shadow skiff]

also did yall know that there are multiple kinds of poker

i thought texas hold em was like a diffrent name for it

[cunning rune]

as a degenerate yes i did know this

[zenith owl]

It's a teenage phase you will grow out of it buddy

[cunning rune]

theres a shit ton of versions

[restive swallow]

i'm 30 when do i grow out of it

[shadow skiff]

when ur 31

[cunning rune]

texas, 3 card, then you can do house games like queens are wild, kings are wild

[restive swallow]

oh in like 4 days cool

[cunning rune]

grow out of what

[zenith owl]

Yeah you will win balatro

[shadow skiff]

if u bring a banana into a casion u get kicked out because u cheated (you didnt get gros michel first)

[gentle jackal]

beating balatro with zero jokers zero deck cards zero jokers challenge run

and zero jokers

[shadow skiff]

damn zero jokers three times?

[zenith owl]

Yeah crazy

Bro using negative jokers

[dusty jay]

Happy early birthday brody

[shadow skiff]

i use to feel that way when i was a teen or 15-16

[zenith owl]

Feel what

[dusty jay]

[shadow skiff]

nihilistic depression

[zenith owl]

That's why i said it's a teenage phase

[hushed pond]

o7 god run

[zenith owl]

Go to the gym or work

Do something with your life

[gentle jackal]

yuo need a matador

[shadow skiff]

while not bad advice what I usually do is live out of spite

[hushed pond]

a matador would fix all my problems mhm

[gentle jackal]

endgame joker setup 20 negative matadors trust

[zenith owl]

Why bro life is beautiful

[dusty jay]

I'm not a fan of the emotions anger and madness

And spitefulness

[shadow skiff]

but I usally try to be kind

[dusty jay]

To a point kindness becomes more of a step back then a step forward

I live a selfish life. So I can benefit from those around me and not the other way around

[gentle jackal]

kindness solos

[true obsidian]

Something tells me this is a decent start

Bro the fucking hook screwed me over an ante later

[rocky knoll]

what's the texture pack?

[zenith owl]

It's the queen texture pack

You get 50% cashback from it

Real money we talking

[zenith owl]

You are not him Lil bro

[finite shadow]

Lmao what

[zenith owl]

Stop the cringy tiktok edit nonsense

[restive swallow]

Hi I'm beans

[finite shadow]

Hi beans

[restive swallow]

hai ^^

[zenith owl]

I am a evil birb

[restive swallow]

idk what's happenin here

you're not evil u shush

u seem very nice

[zenith owl]

Thank you beanie

[rocky knoll]

Hi beans, I'm Dad

[zenith owl]

You look like a cool lady @finite shadow

[restive swallow]

HaI Dad

what are you gettin me for my birthday

[zenith owl]

Milk

[restive swallow]

Only if you get me pepsi as well

[zenith owl]

Nah pepsi is black

[restive swallow]

Okay you're no longer cool

[zenith owl]

Why

[restive swallow]

what a wackass thing to say unprompted like holy hell

[zenith owl]

Ok

Sorry

Milk is white

[rocky knoll]

72 kilograms of butter

[zenith owl]

And it's better for you than pepsi

[restive swallow]

That's a lotta butter

[zenith owl]

Well well well

[restive swallow]

i don't even like milk

[zenith owl]

He is gonna butter you up

[restive swallow]

unless it's strawberry

[zenith owl]

Spoiled brat no birthday gifts for you

[restive swallow]

drats

[zenith owl]

You need to learn some respect

I will punish you

[restive swallow]

you need to earn it

[zenith owl]

I will you brat

You getting spanked

With my galactic whip

Because your ass is as big as the black hole

[restive swallow]

[zenith owl]

Can't handle my whip?

[restive swallow]

i would appreciate if you stopped interacting with me now

thanks

[zenith owl]

Do you use they/them because your name is beans?

[rocky knoll]

shit went from 0 to 203 real quick

[restive swallow]

it's just this one guy

[zenith owl]

Fr

[restive swallow]

they're just yappin

[zenith owl]

Lol

What you wanted me to actually come and whip you?

[restive swallow]

no

[rocky knoll]

brother

[zenith owl]

Then what are you mad about

I am a chil birb

I shittalk alot

[rocky knoll]

[restive swallow]

you don't need to tag me for every reply i have two monitors 😭

[zenith owl]

This better?

Sorry it's a habit

[rocky knoll]

got that temperance $50 value

[zenith owl]

Hi adam

[gentle jackal]

i just got to ante 40 with 32 negative matadors

[rocky knoll]

hello?

[restive swallow]

ante 40 no way

when the game hard stops at 39

impressive

[zenith owl]

It's a shower thought

[restive swallow]

bruh

[gentle jackal]

yup matadorts only aswell

[zenith owl]

What's wrong

You said birds aren't real

[gentle jackal]

full high card level 1 stone card 32 mtador ante 40 run

[zenith owl]

Just a shower thought I had

[lament lintel]

technically possible in old versions

[restive swallow]

noise1312 is playing levels of balatro never seen before

[rocky knoll]

I've got another thought

[lament lintel]

with ante skipping bug

[zenith owl]

This is the beak I am talking about

Imagine if he comes to your house

[rocky knoll]

I would prefer not to

[zenith owl]

You have no choice tho

He is already in

And he locked the doors

And every possible way of getting out

[rocky knoll]

lmao at the same time someone actually went through the door

[zenith owl]

What door?

You were living in a room isolated by walls this whole time

[rocky knoll]

ah yeah mb mb

A room

[zenith owl]

And now you are trapped with him

[rocky knoll]

A rubber room perhaps?

... with rats?

[tribal beacon]

Hello

[zenith owl]

Nah this cute nice fella

[tribal beacon]

Guys

[rocky knoll]

yo

[restive swallow]

Hai Emix

[tribal beacon]

Do you know how to replicate the cards editions?

[rocky knoll]

Death

[tribal beacon]

I did a joker but i wanna do it holographic too

[zenith owl]

Doesn't like to be cheated

[tribal beacon]

Well, maybe o should go to game disscussion shouldnt i?

Also glad to know ya people

[restive swallow]

cute art

[zenith owl]

No

You shouldn't

It's fine here

[tribal beacon]

Ive purchased this Game like 2 days ago. Purchasing it in mobile was the best decision ever

[zenith owl]

Cool

How much did you get it for

Beans

Where are beans?

[tribal beacon]

10euros

[rocky knoll]

in the can

[tribal beacon]

In my hand

[zenith owl]

What aisle?

[rocky knoll]

swiss people:

[tribal beacon]

I still dont know how half the jokers work

[rocky knoll]

reading the card joker explains the card joker

such as?

[zenith owl]

They joke around

Alog

[dusk jackal]

[zenith owl]

Where did you come from

[restive swallow]

Please don't send me a friend request Burglar i will not accept it

[zenith owl]

When did i

Beans is reaching bro

[dusk jackal]

The inter webs

[zenith owl]

Insider webs

[dusk jackal]

[zenith owl]

Are you the big dawg?

[dusk jackal]

[zenith owl]

I am the big bird are we related?

[plain dagger]

[dusk jackal]

[tribal beacon]

Die

[dusk jackal]

[zenith owl]

Nah bro

I am Invincible

[tribal beacon]

Then why can i see yoy

[zenith owl]

You have dyslexia?

[rocky knoll]

he doesn't know the meme

[zenith owl]

I know it I just don't want to bait him

I am choosing to be a good member of the community today

A peaceful balatro player

[dusk jackal]

Nah choose to be a evil member lol

[zenith owl]

Nah bro

Evil is overrated

[tribal beacon]

Never ever stop gamblin

[verbal sable]

Evil kinda lame actually

[dusk jackal]

lol

[zenith owl]

You have been typing for ages

[tribal beacon]

SALE BALATRITO IN FACT

[verbal sable]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[cold ruin]

I check this server and it's either a group of toddlers having a slap fight, joker porn, or actual discussions of balatro

[dusk jackal]

What are your top 10 Things To Do Before You ?

[zenith owl]

I am glad I am not the only one who finds that name stupid as fuck

[dusk jackal]

What else were you expecting?

[tribal beacon]

I read the descriptions of the jokers and i still dont get what they do

[dusk jackal]

lol

[zenith owl]

You want it to be empty or what lol

[verbal sable]

10. Sale balatrito?
11. Sale balatrito?
12. Sale balatrito?
    7.Sale balatrito?
    6.Sale balatrito?
    5.Sale balatrito?
    4.Sale balatrito?
    3.Sale balatrito?
    2.Sale balatrito?
    1.Sale balatrito?

[dusk jackal]

Why tho

[verbal sable]

Why not

[zenith owl]

This is more harmful than Italian brainrot

[dusk jackal]

[verbal sable]

Spin

[dusk jackal]

To win

[zenith owl]

Nah you do first

[verbal sable]

Weeeee

[dusk jackal]

Weeeeeee

[verbal sable]

Weeeeeeeeeee

[restive swallow]

the hell is happening here

[zenith owl]

proceeds to kick you like a soccer ball

[verbal sable]

We spinning

Come spin with us twin

[restive swallow]

no

[zenith owl]

Hi beans

[verbal sable]

You are missing out

[restive swallow]

I'd rather not spam the chat with nonsense spam thanks

[dusk jackal]

Weeeeeeeeeeee

[zenith owl]

Weeeeeeeee

[verbal sable]

Weeeeeeeee

[dusk jackal]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[zenith owl]

The ultimate weeeeeeeeeee

[dusk jackal]

[zenith owl]

<@&1133519078540185692> guys there is spamming going on here

What are you guys doing

[restive swallow]

bro you're literally one of the spammers

[dusk jackal]

[zenith owl]

Why are you not active

[verbal sable]

Snitch

[zenith owl]

No i am not stop gaslighting

[dusk jackal]

[zenith owl]

You like pepsi

[dusk jackal]

[zenith owl]

And i do too

Wanna date?

[restive swallow]

No

Please stop interacting with me

[zenith owl]

I am not talking to you lol

I am talking to this guy @verbal sable

[verbal sable]

I'm married

[zenith owl]

He doesn't have to know

[verbal sable]

D:

[hearty pulsar]

Breh

[zenith owl]

I will get you balatrito

[tribal beacon]

This is as brainrotted as i thought

[verbal sable]

La creatura

[weary hill]

sup dudes

[zenith owl]

Hey inmar

[verbal sable]

Hi

[zenith owl]

Don't inmar me

Pls man

[weary hill]

I'll think abt that

[weary hill]

yoooo

[zenith owl]

You can inmar the mods idc

But don't inmar me

[weary hill]

that'll get me banned 😔

[zenith owl]

I can get you banned unlawfully

I did it before

Photoshop

[weary hill]

OH

that's not rlly cool

[zenith owl]

Yeah but the guy was racist he deserved it

I am a good guy as long as I don't get inmared

[weary hill]

fair enough

[weary hill]

you have gained my trust

[zenith owl]

Yeah

Your mom would be proud

[weary hill]

thanks brochacho

[zenith owl]

My guy

I am not a soup

I am a bird

[zenith owl]

Go

Away

[restive swallow]

why are you so fuckin rude for no reason

this isn't your chat

you don't just get to tell people to go away

[zenith owl]

Stop interacting with me

[restive swallow]

i think the general concensus is that people want you to go away

[zenith owl]

I don't feel safe

I need the manager

Bro got ragebaited lol

[tribal beacon]

Where are the roles?

[zenith owl]

There are no roles

[tribal beacon]

No

[zenith owl]

Bro beans is just monitoring the chat and crashes out lol

Sad how beans has nothing to do

Final boss of unemployment

[restive swallow]

lol

lmao even

[rocky knoll]

some might say xD

[zenith owl]

I have grown wiser to these tricks

[restive swallow]

oh i wouldn't click that

[rocky knoll]

<@&1133519078540185692>

aha

welp

[zenith owl]

I am a big ass birb

And birds are real

[rocky knoll]

false

[zenith owl]

Aswell as giraffes

[tribal beacon]

Balatro balatrez

[zenith owl]

Nah

I refuse

Counter argument me

[grave rock]

“shoot the moon” is such an insanely tuff name

[zenith owl]

I will just use the "stop interacting with me" card

[gentle hollow]

Sad

[zenith owl]

Yeah it's sad you died to the pillar of all bosses

[gentle hollow]

I played a lot of cards bud

[zenith owl]

Idc

Skill issue

[tribal beacon]

Happy

[gentle hollow]

No reroll voucher

Not

[zenith owl]

Imagine rerolling pillar

[turbid ermine]

I love rocket

[zenith owl]

Lol

I could never

[gentle hollow]

Why do you have a superiority complex

[zenith owl]

Nah i am just trying to troll you

I stopped playing

[gentle hollow]

W rage bait ig

[zenith owl]

Yeah beans is now watching the chat waiting for the moment to scold me

[gentle hollow]

Who is beans

[zenith owl]

Unemployed sad person

Lo

[gentle hollow]

Sounds like a cool person

[gentle hollow]

That’s insane

[zenith owl]

She will tell you to stop interacting with her

[gentle hollow]

O

[tribal beacon]

Yo burglar where have you robbed?

[zenith owl]

Your house

[tribal beacon]

Oh no!

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[turbid ermine]

Ante 1 first skip

[zenith owl]

Cringe

Artist my ass

[gentle hollow]

Why type in a text chat and tell people not to interact ?

[tribal beacon]

I havent seen those cards before wth!m

[gentle hollow]

Or are you lying

[zenith owl]

Mental disability

She needs to get checked

Lol

[zenith owl]

I am not bro

Legit

[turbid ermine]

[tribal beacon]

Your ass?

[turbid ermine]

You heard them, draw their ass ig

[zenith owl]

Well i guess it's too late

[tribal beacon]

Him*

[zenith owl]

My ass is being drawn

[restive swallow]

i'm glad i'm livin rent free enough in your mind that you're talkin about me when i'm not even here

[gentle hollow]

The more I scroll up the more I see burglar is a menace

[restive swallow]

so sweet

[turbid ermine]

I use they so I don’t have to guess which pronouns to use

[zenith owl]

Lol see?

[tribal beacon]

@zenith owl @restive swallow kiss already

[zenith owl]

Bro is just watching the chat

[gentle hollow]

Yeah do it

[zenith owl]

Nah i am not touching that

I will get aids bro

Not cool

[tribal beacon]

Stop acting tough. Kiss

[turbid ermine]

You guys wanna see a cat

[gentle hollow]

Dude fr

Yes

Yeah

[restive swallow]

oh my gosh

[zenith owl]

Cool cat

So cute

[gentle hollow]

Big boy

[zenith owl]

So chonky

[turbid ermine]

A cavendish in training

[tribal beacon]

Is that pic yours?

[turbid ermine]

Not at all

[gentle hollow]

Y’all wanna see my cat

[turbid ermine]

Yea

[turbid ermine]

Meow

[gentle hollow]

She sassy

[zenith owl]

I feel violated

[turbid ermine]

Shout out to this persons cat

[zenith owl]

Cute tho

[restive swallow]

cute kitty

[gentle hollow]

Yeah she died tho

[restive swallow]

:c

[turbid ermine]

Oh

[zenith owl]

Rip

She is in a better place now

[gentle hollow]

Probably

[tribal beacon]

Im so sorry

[gentle hollow]

You guys wanna see my cousins kitty

[restive swallow]

always

[turbid ermine]

Yea

[tribal beacon]

So cute

[gentle hollow]

I gave him a cat and it had babies now he has 6 little kitty’s running around

[restive swallow]

lil babie

[gentle hollow]

Okay ima change the topic man what’s your guy’s favorite jokers design wise

[turbid ermine]

Design as in art?

[gentle hollow]

Yea

[turbid ermine]

Hm

[gentle hollow]

Mine is probably castle or ancient joker

[turbid ermine]

Photograph and brainstorm

[gentle hollow]

Lowkey fire choices

[tribal beacon]

I still have so much to know bout this game

Anyways, the guy that made the music was from Spain!!!

VIVA ESPAÑA HOSTIA

[zenith owl]

What

[zenith owl]

No way you just said that

[gentle hollow]

I feel like this is a reference I don’t get

[verbal sable]

🔥

[zenith owl]

You don't know what he said?? 1

[gentle hollow]

I know but I don’t know what that means

[zenith owl]

Yeah me neither

[gentle hollow]

The music from Balatro?

[tribal beacon]

No

[zenith owl]

The music from deadcells?

[gentle hollow]

Music in general?

[zenith owl]

Is it even music?

[gentle hollow]

Idek

[tribal beacon]

Viva España hostia means "Long live Spain"

[zenith owl]

Can Spanish ppl even sing?

[zenith owl]

Oh

[gentle hollow]

Yeah what about the music

[turbid ermine]

Yes, they can sing

[zenith owl]

Sing me in spanish

[gentle hollow]

Did you really ask that?

[turbid ermine]

I don’t speak Spanish

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[zenith owl]

Liar

[tribal beacon]

No we cant

[finite shadow]

@uneven edge started a new save and was just ripping through the collection. I didn’t choose this run, it chose me.

[turbid ermine]

Aw shit, I guess I know Spanish now

[gentle hollow]

🤦

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[finite shadow]

Like 2 games into this save

[zenith owl]

I gave you Spanish knowledge

[gentle hollow]

Yeah what the heck

[zenith owl]

Yeah ikr Spanish is hereditary

It's passed down from generation to generation

[gentle hollow]

Learned

[zenith owl]

Addict

Admit it you just can't stop playing

[tribal beacon]

tru

[gentle hollow]

I’m addicted

[turbid ermine]

I should go back to working on my balatro mod

[gentle hollow]

I can’t stop if I do I throw up blood

[tribal beacon]

What are you up to??

[turbid ermine]

I’m adding Objects of Power to balatro

[zenith owl]

That's bilhersea worm symptoms bro

That's not balatro's fault

[turbid ermine]

From the game Control

[tribal beacon]

Why s the plant so hated? What does it do?

[gentle hollow]

Nah it is

God told me

[zenith owl]

It plants Inside you

[turbid ermine]

Disable face cards

[gentle hollow]

All face card debugger

[finite shadow]

Wait I don’t even have brainstorm unlocked lmfao

[tribal beacon]

That doesnt sound that bad

[finite shadow]

And I don’t even have a straight flush in my deck

[gentle hollow]

Debuffed

[zenith owl]

Discard royal flush

[turbid ermine]

Most hate comes from the baron builds

[finite shadow]

I meant on my brand new save

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[zenith owl]

It works for all saves

[finite shadow]

I know how to unlock it

I know

[zenith owl]

Yeah because I told you

[gentle hollow]

Then what do you mean

[tribal beacon]

Ooooh

[turbid ermine]

I’m gonna go back to working on my other balatro mod instead :3

I have ideas

[tribal beacon]

How do you even do a build in a rougelike?

[zenith owl]

Is a baron another way of saying king?

[gentle hollow]

Just keep making a new game until you get lucky on first blind

[turbid ermine]

Favor a certain play style

[finite shadow]

I didn’t realize how many messages went by since I last sent it, but was just talking about this build and how it’s like my 2nd game and then I was like oh wait I don’t have brainstorm unlocked

[gentle hollow]

O

[finite shadow]

No I know how to unlock it lmao

[tribal beacon]

Well fair enough

[finite shadow]

I’m just deep into a baron mime build rn

[gentle hollow]

Okay my bad

[finite shadow]

That was my point

[haughty cedar]

yabadaba doo

[finite shadow]

My fault for not being clear no worries !!!

[zenith owl]

SHUT THE HELL UP

[haughty cedar]

yabadaba doo

[turbid ermine]

I like cats

[gentle hollow]

Same

A lot

[zenith owl]

I like puppies

[copper cradle]

Guys I'm trying to do the x ray challenge but I keep getting destroyed advice?

[zenith owl]

I mean look at this

[copper cradle]

Who doesn't

[turbid ermine]

Me, I don’t

[tribal beacon]

I like trains

[gentle hollow]

If I had to choose over dog or cat

[turbid ermine]

Holy shit, cat right behind you, look out

[copper cradle]

1 in 100000

[gentle hollow]

Cat

[tribal beacon]

Jimbo!!

[zenith owl]

You don't matter

[turbid ermine]

I hear that often

[tribal beacon]

+4 mult

[copper cradle]

Wrong end of the trolley problem

[zenith owl]

Cool

[finite shadow]

Their favorite jokers are red card and obelisk

[haughty cedar]

is that Hector Hemorrhoids?

[tribal beacon]

No, thats emix emixter

[zenith owl]

Is he gay gayxter?

[copper cradle]

Tbh it's good enough to get u past ante 1 easily and most of ante 2 depending on starting deck

[tribal beacon]

Who?

[gentle hollow]

Can you guys guess what happened next?

[tribal beacon]

Nope

[zenith owl]

You lost

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[copper cradle]

You deleted the game

[gentle hollow]

No I wouldn’t ever

Or I would be put on life support

[copper cradle]

I have been so close to deleting it sometimes

[haughty cedar]

you had the moon tarot, you convertrd the diamonds and spade card into clubs and got a flush

[zenith owl]

Gotta sleep

Bye

[copper cradle]

Night night

[tribal beacon]

Do You play with full crt?

[gentle hollow]

It’s midday for me

[tribal beacon]

City city

[gentle hollow]

Me?

[copper cradle]

Diddy diddy

[turbid ermine]

I can’t stop winning!

[zenith owl]

Party party

[tribal beacon]

The question goes to anyone

[copper cradle]

Freaky freaky

[gentle hollow]

I might

[zenith owl]

Kidy kidy

[gentle hollow]

What the hell is happening

[copper cradle]

Anything with tea is ineffective against me due to me being british

[zenith owl]

I am going to sleep

[copper cradle]

Oily oily

[zenith owl]

I hope I sleep fast

Or else I will be awake

[gentle hollow]

Daddy jokes in a Balatro server🫩🫩

Diddy

[tribal beacon]

Thats enough burde-

[copper cradle]

I jst went to send Donald duck sleeping and it got flagged because it was blocked lol

[kind leaf]

i hate getting 1o runs that die on ante 1 then get a good one and i play stupidy and loose on ante 2

[gentle hollow]

They tryna tax our tea

[zenith owl]

Do you want a bot'le of wo,ter?

[verbal sable]

Yum

[gentle hollow]

I thought you were gonna sleep

[copper cradle]

Fancy a cup of tea love?

[zenith owl]

Semen?

[gentle hollow]

Bro

[verbal sable]

Que rico causa

[copper cradle]

Ah yes my favourite band

[kind leaf]

does anyone ever expirence the same thing?

[tribal beacon]

In fact

[zenith owl]

Yeah semen

[gentle hollow]

Yeah just part of the game

[zenith owl]

Bye

[tribal beacon]

Yes

[zenith owl]

Fr this time

[potent charm]

My unseeded run rn

[gentle hollow]

Third time you’ve said that

[potent charm]

Any advice

[tribal beacon]

Bye

[kind leaf]

how u hold 8 jokers

[copper cradle]

For ante 1 I just play a flush strat and on ante 2 jst don't play stupid and try and get some general buffs from the shop in ante 1 and then get your set up for the run from there

[copper cradle]

Negative jokers

Give 1 joker slot

[potent charm]

Negatives

[kind leaf]

oh

[verbal spade]

what am i supposed to do here lol.

without nova im dead

[gentle hollow]

Nothing

[turbid ermine]

Kill

[copper cradle]

Easiest way to get em is negative tag + double tag

[kind leaf]

im pretty new to balatro

[gentle hollow]

What is the constellation at?

[potent charm]

Yeah

[verbal spade]

x9

[potent charm]

Ur good

[copper cradle]

I've only played for like 20hrs picked it up a week ago

[verbal spade]

skip right

[gentle hollow]

It’s time to let go of that

The one joker I can’t remember the name of

[copper cradle]

Supernova?

[tribal beacon]

Have you ever played risk of rain?

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[gentle hollow]

Yes yes yes

[copper cradle]

Nope

[tribal beacon]

Yesss

[gentle hollow]

I play railgunner

Approved?

[tribal beacon]

Bandit and captain

[verbal spade]

wait u guys are saying i should sell nova for brainstorm?

[gentle hollow]

I can never seem to get into bandit

[tribal beacon]

I dont have the DLC, but yeah, approved

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[verbal spade]

copy what?

[tribal beacon]

Spy tf2 with a shotgun

[gentle hollow]

Constellation

[verbal spade]

comst at 2.8x HAHAHAHA

i thought u mean the pair lvl

[gentle hollow]

Bro you said 9

Bruh

[verbal spade]

yea xD

[gentle hollow]

Don’t take it

[copper cradle]

Yh 9 constellation level is pretty goddamn igh

That's like 80 planets

[verbal spade]

yea skip

[gentle hollow]

It’s possible

Totally possible

Entirely possible one might say

[potent charm]

Second bust in my sock

[restive swallow]

Cinematic angle

[gentle hollow]

Keep copying

[copper cradle]

Yh but it's not rly worth it because a. You'd have to spend a lot of the run getting molah
And b. It's not worth it cause ancient joker is jst that good

[gentle hollow]

If you have the voucher unlocked

[copper cradle]

If ur wanting stupid builds

[gentle hollow]

I’ve seen a run like that

Roffle

[copper cradle]

Observatory time

[gentle hollow]

List

Lite

[potent charm]

Looking for vouchers rn

[copper cradle]

Yh watch the ultimate flush build

[gentle hollow]

I’ve watched almost all of them

Trust

[copper cradle]

Observatory and perko can carry to ante 11 ez

[copper cradle]

That's like 40hrs plus

[gentle hollow]

More than that WTH

[copper cradle]

Crazy

[copper cradle]

Wth?

[gentle hollow]

Just need glass

It can carry more than that

Just hyperbole

[tribal beacon]

Tally hall

Does that ring any bells?

[gentle hollow]

No

Maybe

Idk

[finite shadow]

@gentle hollow oh my hod no way

[copper cradle]

Most I've gotten too so far is ante and that was due to checkered deck got rid of all spades so it was just hearts bloodstone blue print and that dice joker dusk and a sharp card

[finite shadow]

Apparently I did

[copper cradle]

I lost cause I genuinely could not find any Jupiters that entire run

[gentle hollow]

Didn’t even have to keep making new games

Nice

[copper cradle]

I was like flush lv3

[finite shadow]

[finite shadow]

Flush bad!

[gentle hollow]

Flush five good

[copper cradle]

Flush is goated

[verbal sable]

Goated

[urban shuttle]

Just unlocked eternal jokers and they make it much harder than I expected

[copper cradle]

Oh that's a one shot

[warped sphinx]

on EVERYONE'S soul they should implement a level system to the server

[gentle hollow]

Flush is good early game but I always shift to something else

[warped sphinx]

pretty cool combo

[finite shadow]

Guys

I was talking about the royal flush

[copper cradle]

They're not too bad just make sure your not changing ur build mid run

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[warped sphinx]

"flushes dont scale" fear my bloodstone + oa6s

[copper cradle]

I am going to die

[finite shadow]

I didn’t even think I had one in my deck at this point. I just happened upon this mime baron run. And turns out I did and I drew it by accident

[copper cradle]

Ancient joker plus blueprint

[warped sphinx]

friggen low rank 😂

[gentle hollow]

Sirkus what is your favorite deck?

[copper cradle]

Stop yapping

[copper cradle]

Valid tbf unless you get bloodstone or ancient joker flushes can't go further than ante 9 in most cases

[gentle hollow]

They can

Until e

[copper cradle]

I said most cases

[gentle hollow]

I mean yeah but if you have lucky cards you got a bunch of rerolls

Usually

20 bucks is 20 bucks

[sharp compass]

Flush is based

My #1 most played hamd

[finite shadow]

Depends what I’m doing. But gold stake is definitely ghost

[sharp compass]

I tried straight and it was good until I wasn't able to find the damn 6

[finite shadow]

Based on white stake

[sharp compass]

I only played white red and green

[gentle hollow]

What about just casual white stake

[finite shadow]

You will soon learn

[finite shadow]

Casual white stake I honestly really like red deck. Extra discards create massive leverage most people don’t necessarily even realize

Also excluding plasma deck, but I’m probably just burnt out

[gentle hollow]

Nice

Plasma is fun because I’m lucky only on plasma for some reason

[finite shadow]

Or yellow. Honestly for casual I really like them all. I personally am not a huge fan of painted deck though

[gentle hollow]

Panted is good for ecto and only ecto

Painted

[finite shadow]

It’s not luck. The beginning of a run is the most crucial and most difficult. Plasma essentially removes that aspect from the early stages of the run, in return for a much much harder end game. That luck isn’t actually luck, it’s just better managed Econ and more shops you see

[gentle hollow]

Yeah that’s probably why but still I barely reroll and have crazy luck anyways

[finite shadow]

A lil bread goes a long way

[hushed pond]

i found it from a guy on twitter called nolo33, theyre a really good pixel artist

[gentle hollow]

For reference

[indigo ibex]

burnt joker on checkered deck is psychotic level 7 flush on ante 3

[gentle hollow]

I wanna play checkered bow

Now

[tranquil matrix]

has anyone gotten this error before?

[potent charm]

Bad news😭😭😭

[potent charm]

No observatory for me ig

[gentle hollow]

Damn

[potent charm]

Never got any deja vo either

Vu*

[long meteor]

I did it

I'm free

[potent charm]

Life goals

[wicked parrot]

[craggy locust]

hello

[terse nymph]

QUE

[restive swallow]

congrats!

[verbal spade]

guys, sell erosion? high card x25

[spice plinth]

guys how much harder is black deck

than the other ones

for gold stake

i have 5 decks done rn

[gentle hollow]

Some people say it’s the hardest

To gold stake

[spice plinth]

I'm aware but like