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[long burrow]

What does triboulet do again?

[indigo thunder]

X2 for every queen and king scored
I am not scoring them !

[long burrow]

Ah

That sucks

[indigo thunder]

I'm using shoot the moon and baron ffs lol

[glad oriole]

he’s jus vibin

also pivot to high card

for more baron value

[indigo thunder]

I'm so confused

should I keep playing pairs?

have you seen my level on pair?

shouldn't I pivot to 5 of a kind?

[glad oriole]

why

baron better smh

[indigo thunder]

because triboulet!

[glad oriole]

plus he’s eternal

you cant really pivot off of baron

you have burnt joker

high card will level plenty

[willow kite]

why does mime feel so weird? he just doesnt feel he belongs in the game

[chrome pewter]

how then

[glad oriole]

??

rude

mime’s really good

but i guess maybe you could be talking about the art

quite different from other jornklers

byt thats not ynique to him

[indigo thunder]

no it will not I'm already dead

[terse nymph]

Check the wiki

[glad oriole]

l

[chrome pewter]

OKI

[indigo thunder]

the pivot is impossible as without the chips I can't do it

pivoting can't just happen out of nowhere

[glad oriole]

yrs

yes

thats why you keep playing pairs while leveling high card

then olay high card when its good enough

[willow kite]

Yea, i like the joker but the art feels odd

[indigo thunder]

I suppose I could try

[haughty cedar]

what is a pivot anyway

[indigo thunder]

I guess I should sell triboulet as soon as I find the mime

but my econ is terrible

I'm not dead yet tho

[glad oriole]

when you change up ur build

[haughty cedar]

i see

[willow kite]

when you chance your build like, from high card mime to flush ancient joker (that literally just happened on roffles stream)

[glad oriole]

balatro

[willow kite]

Scary

[glad oriole]

are you +4 mult

[haughty cedar]

where is blueprint, where is he?

[willow kite]

he is the background, just very zoomed in

[glad oriole]

chicot!!!! i need you chicot!!

[haughty cedar]

i dont care how strong you are, i dont care how fast you are, i can see the future, you dont live to see ante 5

[willow kite]

what if i tell you im already on ante 6

[haughty cedar]

yeah well uh

bigass beatdown coming up

[glad oriole]

i wouldnt even keep you as a joker in my joker slots

[haughty cedar]

aww, someone misses their gros michel?

waaah

[willow kite]

btw what does the ''C++++++'' in your name mean? did you 100% real life?

[haughty cedar]

completionist++++++

im on real life ng++

[willow kite]

what, what does ng mean im dumb

[plucky schooner]

Man I love mr.bones

[haughty cedar]

did i stutter

im on new game++

ive played these games before

[halcyon sky]

WHERE IS PERKEO? WHERE IS HE?

[willow kite]

crazy reference

[willow kite]

in that charm tag, trust me

[haughty cedar]

let me break it down for you, jimbo

[glad oriole]

have you never watched invincible

[willow kite]

no... i dont watch anime

[halcyon sky]

even the circles in your username remind me of him...

[halcyon sky]

its an american cartoon lmao

[glad oriole]

well good news its not an anime

[willow kite]

oh, well

lol

[glad oriole]

its just a cartoon

or uh

animated series

[willow kite]

so its anime

[glad oriole]

is a more appropriate term i feel

[haughty cedar]

its not japanese

therefore

its not an anime

[glad oriole]

i dont think you know what anime is

[willow kite]

then go watch it in japan

[haughty cedar]

you dont call a comic a manga

[willow kite]

i do i just overthink

[haughty cedar]

you dont call american gay smut yaoi

or do you?

[glad oriole]

still not anime

[haughty cedar]

i dont know

[dusty jay]

What's the topic of this discussion

[willow kite]

i call every book a bible, they are thik

[glad oriole]

doesnt have to be smut

[halcyon sky]

invincible

[haughty cedar]

is invincible an anime

(it is not)

[dusty jay]

It's an animated series

[halcyon sky]

🌊 🧂

[willow kite]

jimbo is the invicible

[haughty cedar]

jimvincible

[willow kite]

wave salt?

[haughty cedar]

sea

salt

SEA SALT

[dusty jay]

I'm the goat

[glad oriole]

methinks

[glad oriole]

well technically bible means book iirc

[willow kite]

THATS A WAVE

[willow kite]

told ya

[halcyon sky]

this is true

[glad oriole]

whats a better sea emoji

[haughty cedar]

there is no sea emoji

[dusty jay]

⛵

It's close

[willow kite]

well make one.....

[haughty cedar]

thats a sailing ship

[glad oriole]

sailboat you fool

[dusty jay]

I said it's close not that it's a sea emoji

[haughty cedar]

a fool. A buffoon, even

[halcyon sky]

i have a closer sea emoji

[willow kite]

you Creates the last Tarot or Planet card used during this run

[halcyon sky]

🇨

[glad oriole]

ooh

[willow kite]

i see

🇮 🇨

[glad oriole]

icy

🧊

[willow kite]

no, i see jimbo

[dusty jay]

Y'all some toddlers

[willow kite]

thanks

[glad oriole]

says you

how does one even toddle

what doensthat mean

[willow kite]

i mean if you have time machine...

[glad oriole]

okay so its just learning to walk

idk what i was expecting

[willow kite]

oh, i started doing that previous week, im getting good at it

[dusty jay]

Guys I realized something

Realised and realized. Are Not different

[glad oriole]

corngrats

im still syruggling to understand it

[halcyon sky]

I'm unfazed, per se

[willow kite]

well yes but how does that solve world hunger?

[glad oriole]

yea but realised is the wrong spelling

[dusty jay]

Realised is not wrong spelling

It's the British way

They say realised

[glad oriole]

yes it is then

[willow kite]

i just rilyzd

[glad oriole]

trololol

[dusty jay]

You can't just say per se

[glad oriole]

they also say “grey” like wth man

[dusty jay]

Grey gray

[willow kite]

oh no not this paradox

[halcyon sky]

perchance i may

[willow kite]

then how do i play balatro?

[glad oriole]

gray is closer to gay so its better

[dusty jay]

Perchance you may Not

Ur suspended from class pack ur things and go

[dusty jay]

Hey

[glad oriole]

haii

[dusty jay]

I have the perfect emoji for you

Your gonna love it

🫃

[glad oriole]

um

[willow kite]

i got this for my kids

[glad oriole]

im not the kind if boy who can get pregnant i think

[stiff junco]

i had 3 strokes reading thata

the fuck are we talking about

[willow kite]

i had 1, reading this

[glad oriole]

gay gay homosexual gay

thats the topic

[stiff junco]

okay

[halcyon sky]

they can't stop you from trying

[dusty jay]

Hey man. Do you wanna have a normal conversation about the topological state of the world right now

[stiff junco]

sure

[willow kite]

thanos can

[glad oriole]

well i dont wanna be

[dusty jay]

I think.... It's topological

[halcyon sky]

can we discuss platos allegory of the cave

[dusty jay]

That's what my opinion is

[stiff junco]

It is

[dusty jay]

Do you concur

[stiff junco]

like a lot

[glad oriole]

can why talk about why we all agree 8 ball is the best joker in the game no questions

[stiff junco]

i feel

topological

[dusty jay]

You ceel

wait...

[stiff junco]

the worst one

[dusty jay]

I also feel....

[stiff junco]

i feel

real

[glad oriole]

okay i was exaggerating but its still pretty goo

[halcyon sky]

8 ball is actually decent

[willow kite]

can we discuss how much my dog loves chocolate?

[stiff junco]

fuck 8 ball i hate it

[halcyon sky]

it's a good joker for the first few antes

[dusty jay]

It probably ate so much chocolate it needs a nap

[glad oriole]

hate does not mean it is bad

[glad oriole]

for the whole game you mean

[stiff junco]

yes but i hate it

[willow kite]

yea she is sleeping right now, how cute

[dusty jay]

8 ball is trash get over it

It's garbage

It's Doo foo

[stiff junco]

i played 3 back to back five of a kinds and it gave me a total of one tarrot card

[stiff junco]

thank you

[halcyon sky]

a seltzer - 8 ball run can get you great early deckfixing

[near horizon]

Is taking 2 photographs better than havign a scary face in Mad World?

[simple temple]

hey gang i have a predicament, i recently just beat my last deck on gold stake but i was offline when i did, and now that i have internet again the acheivement isnt popping T_T any tips would be greatly appreciated

[willow kite]

hear me out... ouija, hit 8's, go 8 ball

[dusty jay]

Yeah

[dusty jay]

Just do it again bozo the data is lost

[near horizon]

Okie dooka

[stiff junco]

i didnt even know this game had advancements

[willow kite]

luigi? is that you?

[stiff junco]

wahoo

[near horizon]

Nah

Just a whale

[dusty jay]

Huh? Advancements?

[simple temple]

I dont know why i expected anyone to be nice thats my bad

[glad oriole]

probability my friend

probability is the opposite of certainty

[dusty jay]

You wanted an answer I gave you one. What's the problem

[stiff junco]

Fuck that

[halcyon sky]

i played a pair and got 3 tarots

[willow kite]

guys, if this was a joker what would it do?

[dusty jay]

That: 'why me??? Why not fuck yogurt' Gurt: yo

[near horizon]

Hmm, just wondering because this

[stiff junco]

dude im in love with your table

[halcyon sky]

adds one random card to each played hand

it might score, might not

[near horizon]

Thank you thank you

[dusty jay]

Holy shit your laptop is so dirty

[willow kite]

its a table...

[stiff junco]

i like tables

[willow kite]

interesting, ill study you

[dusty jay]

Clean it dirty ass smelling laptop

[stiff junco]

[willow kite]

Lick it

[near horizon]

At least the strategy is clean

[stiff junco]

boy im in love with the way you hold your phone

[near horizon]

Danke

[willow kite]

alr its getting weird now

[stiff junco]

sybau its nt

[willow kite]

i like your 2nd kidney

[dusty jay]

Why's bro speaking Spanish INSTEAD OF CLEANING THAT DIRTY ASS LAPTOP

[near horizon]

No thank you

[dusty jay]

I'ma go indulge in the great gift of sleeping

[willow kite]

thats german but ok

[dusty jay]

Goof night

[near horizon]

I was saying thank you....in German

[stiff junco]

isnt that

italian

tua madre or whatever they say

[willow kite]

it was egyptian

[stiff junco]

quit lyin i have 2 egyptian friends

[willow kite]

i only know tung tung sahur

[halcyon sky]

i swear nobody in this channel is above the age of ten

[stiff junco]

isnt that indonesian

[stiff junco]

on EVERYBODYS soul we all goon to francescco bernoulli from cars 2

[willow kite]

pls get geography classes

[stiff junco]

tung tung tung sahur is fucking indonesian

you dingus

[willow kite]

pardon me?

[willow kite]

then bombardino crocodiro

[glad oriole]

sthu

[sterile solar]

Y’all should try out Nubby’ Number Factory

[restive swallow]

no!

[meager plank]

It must suck not knowing that sun and moon are the best pokemon games

[near horizon]

I'd say funny take

[meager plank]

Sell hit the road for it

[dusky oasis]

Me and all my homies hate purple stake

[meager plank]

Which one is that I forgot

[slim junco]

😭

[dusky oasis]

Increases ante scaling even more

Along with all the downside of the lower stakes

[meager plank]

Sun and moon and usum are the best pokemon games because you can choose popplio as your starter and name it pope leo since most are male

[slim junco]

How do i start a high card game

[dusky oasis]

Ok then

[meager plank]

Click “play” and then choose the deck and stake you’d like to use. My personal favorite is plasma deck on white stake!

[slim junco]

Havent gotten to the plasma deck yet

Whats that?

[dusky oasis]

Chips and mult are balanced at the end of each hand

[slim junco]

Ok thats cool as hell

[dusky oasis]

Its really good

But it doubles require ld scores for each blind

[slim junco]

Jesus

But to start a literal "high card" deck

How would i go about it?

[dusky oasis]

A lot of steel cards for starters

[slim junco]

Cause i've tried to figure it out myself but i can only see it as based on luck

Oh fr?

[slim junco]

you cant exactly just choose to play a certain strategy before you play a seed

[dusky oasis]

This is the 3rd time soul has given me canio on abandoned deck

[slim junco]

True

[grave crest]

I cannot WAIT to play this hand

[slim junco]

BRO

Wth

but for high card good starts include scaling mult jokers like green/supernova, late game you want steel and naneinf strats

[grave crest]

UNSEEDED BTW

it's ridiculous

ante 7 perkeo

[slim junco]

Just how

😭

[slim junco]

Thats crazy man

[slim junco]

perkeo copying a ton of cryptids (create 2 copies of a card) and then using them all on red seal steel kings

Never heard of that card before😭

classic naneinf strat

[dusky oasis]

Pareidolia and reserved parking in the same shop

Econ baby

[robust dust]

Is savescumming still working i have a heard it from a couple friends

[grave crest]

yes! I don't know if I'll get it with this but I didn't oneshot the blind on this ante so I am using allll the cryptids now. I think I have the optimal retriggers but not super sure!

gonna wait to play the hand to show my step dad who also likes balatro lmao

[dusky oasis]

I wish I learned how to read

My dumbass just used a hand as a to discard cards on the needle

[opal fog]

fun fact: in play store the player has 11 joker slots without a single nega||tive||

[dusky oasis]

They clearly got 6 antimatter vouchers

[ionic vault]

What the name of the third joker?

[near horizon]

These challenges don't seem too hard

[robust dust]

I have trouble with the red deck man got 2 wins in 20 hours

[near horizon]

Which ones that

[ionic vault]

What the name of the third joker?

[near horizon]

Do I gamble?

Judgment on a challenge where every joker is eternal?

[dusky oasis]

Hologram

[ionic vault]

He too op

[dusky oasis]

It is really strong

[ionic vault]

An he uncoomon

The baseball joker give 1.5x mult for him too 💀

[dusky oasis]

Baseball card is one of my favorite jokers

[ionic vault]

One of my strongest build in balatro

[plucky tangle]

was that 15 min city?

[near horizon]

Ye, I ignored the challenge wanted and went fun into 4 of a kind face cards

[plucky tangle]

isnt that just -2 joker slots then

should have taken advantage of shortcut

[near horizon]

Yeah

Too lazy though

When it gives me 24 face cards I'm gonna take advantage of that

[plucky tangle]

the challenge im doing at the moment (not rn tho) is the nonperishable one

[plucky tangle]

fair

[near horizon]

Oh

I just tried that

I wnet with a judgment

Got a......uh

Hmm

[plucky tangle]

gambling

[near horizon]

If no discards are used by end of round get 2$ per

[near horizon]

Exactly

No better place to do it

It gives it extra challenge

[zenith owl]

Hi

@torn zealot why would i fuck a card?

Your name says "fuck high card and one pair"

Do you have a card fetish?

Bro must be really into gros Michel and cavendish

[sinful matrix]

Nope

[zenith owl]

Wym

[sinful matrix]

I mean lets dont talk this weird on this chat

Also what do you think of my new name for this server

[zenith owl]

I am just pointing it out

[zenith owl]

Idk what it means but it's cool

[sinful matrix]

The evil and intimidating horse deck

Disables the yuri couple (blueprint and brainstorm)

[zenith owl]

Pupper

You need help bro

Like professional help

[lone valve]

balatro balatrez is playing balatro

[zenith owl]

Bro come look at this guy @torn zealot

[lone valve]

hey guys is there anyway to know how many hours I have in game in Ios

[zenith owl]

He likes cards in a weird way

[sinful matrix]

Shut up and let people talk

[lone valve]

Ive been playing on my iphone for a while and been curious about how much time ive spent

[zenith owl]

You shutting me up?

Are you mod?

You know i can steal your discards

[lone valve]

yes, I just bought the steam version

just to find out I cant transfer my progress

[zenith owl]

And you like cards....disgusting

[sinful matrix]

Oh okay dont touch them... I am still looking for mail in rebate

Or what its called I usually watch balala university rather than playing the game

[zenith owl]

Ok that was mean

Like really mean

You probably look like a twig irl if that's how you are acting online

[lone valve]

whats a twig

[sinful matrix]

Same happened to me too! Like I have Steam app in mobile but cant play mobile versions of the games I bought in Steam? Why 😔

[lone valve]

english aint my first language

[zenith owl]

Another way of saying they are a bitch

It's from a tree

Twig is from a tree

[lone valve]

pretty sure thats not how it works but id be cool indeed

[devout thunder]

Damn burglar is crashing out in real time lol

[sinful matrix]

You are the one being rude here and making a disgusting 'joke' of a username

[lone valve]

like a wood tree? english is so confusing fr

[zenith owl]

Bro he called him a fuckfest

You picking on me over a bully wtf

[lone valve]

its alright idk what that means

hahaha

[zenith owl]

Yeah let them deal with this

[sinful matrix]

Crimson hearth disable this burglar 🙏🏻

[delicate bison]

Nope!

[sinful matrix]

HIT THE BEAN HIT THE BEANN

[zenith owl]

Like a beanie?

[sinful matrix]

What

[zenith owl]

Is bean a fruit?

[sinful matrix]

Bean gives 5 hand size

[zenith owl]

I wish we were nicer to new people

Not calling them names

Would be decent

[dusky oasis]

I wish poker was real

[sinful matrix]

Are we doubting poker now

[zenith owl]

I wish balatro was on samsung fridge

[dusky oasis]

I wish cards were real

[zenith owl]

Wtf

Never said that

[sinful matrix]

I have a sane question, why do you hate high card and one pair?

[zenith owl]

Oh

[lone valve]

I love high card

[zenith owl]

It's not about intercourse?

[lone valve]

and four of a kind

my 2 favorites

[lone valve]

Why would it be in the first place

theyre cards

[sinful matrix]

Kinda good but with a bunch of deaths five of a kind works much better

[zenith owl]

This looks too funny

[lone valve]

yeahhh but 4 of a kind just works better early

[zenith owl]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[devout thunder]

I would rather just play flush five than five of a kind

[sinful matrix]

Its like, you use four of a kind and use mars at early but at late game switching to five of a kind makes it painful 😭

[lone valve]

tbh ive never made a flush five run work, I guess ill have to play more for that

[wide hearth]

🔫

[sinful matrix]

I would rather play royal flush

[hidden dragon]

I gotta be honest buddy you pulled the trigger on the guy getting ragebaited not the ragebaiter

[prisma moon]

Y’all got the wrong guy…

[lone valve]

the most ive done is a royal flush run

[devout thunder]

HAHAHAHA

That's disappointing

[lone valve]

so who did they kick?

[devout thunder]

The person who disliked high card and one pair

[zenith owl]

Anyways how do i upgrade flush five

[wide hearth]

who

[prisma moon]

Didn’t kick, just muted

[lone valve]

first you gotta do it

[devout thunder]

Oh, their messages all disappeared

[lone valve]

like get a flush five in a round

[sinful matrix]

Wth did they mute high card

[wide hearth]

who deserves the guillotine

[zenith owl]

That's getting banned

[lone valve]

and then it should show up on the shop

[sinful matrix]

Enough perkeolation today

[zenith owl]

No one

We all lovers

We love

We peace

[lone valve]

All we need is love

[zenith owl]

We are one

[devout thunder]

Ain't no way

[lone valve]

im actually getting that tatted]

[zenith owl]

Let's just forget and move on

[prisma moon]

Burglar

[proud violet]

I finally won my first game

[prisma moon]

:3

[lone valve]

cool!

[devout thunder]

Yeah the guy y'all banned was the one getting fucked with by Burglar lol

[zenith owl]

That's because it's true

[lone valve]

what build did you use

[lone valve]

so if its your first run how did you have brainstorm already hajajajaj

[prisma moon]

(Deleted was high card)

[proud violet]

I got some good mx multiplyers and got lucky in the last hand. I had a copy joker and some replay jokers

[proud violet]

No i think run 30 or something 😂😂

[devout thunder]

Yeah

[proud violet]

But first win

[lone valve]

nice, tbh ive never made a pillar run work

[exotic urchin]

Im going insane. Ive played like 20 Glass cards to feed my Glass joker and 1, just 1 broke!

[ionic osprey]

can you beat my straight level

[proud violet]

Maybe even more runs then 30 still getting the hang of the multis and the cards.

[lone valve]

no, straight is my least favorite hand

[proud violet]

Damn lvl 79

[hidden dragon]

Burglar realy about to pull off the heist of the century if he doesn't get banned and the guy who got baited got banned

[ionic osprey]

you're missing a lot

[hidden dragon]

Impressive levels here, we're watching a master in play

[proud violet]

I made 2 glass aces rhey broke both

[stray adder]

What is the best deck according to you?

[lone valve]

ikr, didnt say nothing to not get involved but....

[wide hearth]

unbanned, but they have to change their name

[hidden dragon]

I rate it it's impressive

[proud violet]

I mostly do straiggt and flush or full house. But i gad the x multi per hand not being most played hand. So it was a hasstle

[lone valve]

I love restarting on erratic deck until I get a bunch of jacks and look for hit the road

just look for face cards in general when playing erratic deck

[worldly marsh]

i respect it

[lone valve]

erratic deck my favorite bc it lets you pull some crazy runs

[willow reef]

chat

im officially quitting balatro because my merry andy unlock run didnt save

[ionic osprey]

my fav deck for straight:
RED
ABANDONED
PAINTED

4 of a Kind
ERRATIC
ZODIAC
PAINTED

[haughty cedar]

point and laugh

[devout thunder]

My fave deck for straights:
Ghost

My fave deck for 4 of a kind:
Ghost

(Ghost is my favorite deck)

[worldly marsh]

fucked up

[sweet shuttle]

Balarto

[restive swallow]

No way

Balatro...

[honest void]

Balaort

[willow reef]

anyways

time to grind The Funny Deck over and over until i get stuntman brainprint

[remote moss]

Balatro Balatrez is playing Balatro

[stuck fog]

Balatro Balatrez está jugando Balatro

[ionic osprey]

This is why you take the negative tag

[ocean wolf]

I just got my first black deck win and it was so random

I thought I was like on ante 5

I got the "you unlocked checkered deck" pop up and I was like "oh it's over already?"

[night epoch]

blessed by jimbo

i love cloud9

[ionic osprey]

̶F̶L̶u̶s̶h̶ Four of a Kind

[vernal tartan]

aside from a blue I haven’t gotten any stake in the last week and a half done because of it not saving get back on the grind

You can’t quit you are one game away from a big win and it saving

[lucid oriole]

just an interesting thing i ran into on round 2

[dusky oasis]

Infinite spectral pog

[opaque shard]

The tutorial combo

[lucid oriole]

i may say it sucks

or i suck who knows

which is more likely

[dull valve]

26 gold stickers left to get
what deck do i use

all i need to get

[lucid oriole]

I just unlocked blood stone and i love it

[dusky oasis]

Bloodstone is great if you love gambling

[willow silo]

i love gambling

[dusky oasis]

Hell yeah

[hardy snow]

I'm having some problems with installing cryptid and entropy. Cryptid says I dont have talisman when i do and entropy says i dont have cryptid. im installing from balatro mod manager btw.

[willow silo]

A man walks into a casino with a ripped card, a banana and a blueprint
Wins more chips than there are blades of grass on earth

$4

[dusky oasis]

+1 interest

[willow silo]

$5

[opaque shard]

Best I can do is $14

[dusky oasis]

🤑 🤑

[lucid oriole]

rate my setup (white stake im trying to enjoy my game thank you lmao)

just got my first 1 million from it

[verbal sable]

🔥

Hack solos

[lucid oriole]

oops lmao

this is my best run ever

the reason im on zodiac deck is because i was trying to unlock jokers

gold in this case (ended with idol which i am fine with)

[willow reef]

are you fucking kidding me (merry andy unlock run)

[lucid oriole]

ouch. I think every one hates violet vessel because of that

[quiet junco]

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED

[lucid oriole]

rip accidentally played a flush house

[sudden kettle]

hello balatro community

today you will choose my run

what do i skip?

shit

[neon mulch]

gym

[sudden kettle]

wow

well i mean i do calesthenics.. so i dont hit the gym anyway 🔥

[hoary kernel]

who do i sell

i honestly might sell canio

yeah goodbye canio

as soon as i sold him it showed up

after being missing for three antes

[rigid torrent]

negative ice cream lmao

[hoary kernel]

🥲

id only i had one more slot

[pulsar grove]

this isnt fan art but i think it belongs here

[jagged zinc]

I once got a crazy seed with two polychrome spare trousers but I ruined it so horribly

[nimble lagoon]

im getting my best non seeded run on my phone tf

[near horizon]

Unlucky

[nimble lagoon]

i´ve played a lot on my pc and my best run gonna be while i was at school lol

right now i have 4 bp, 1 negative brainstorm with ecto, 1 natural negative mime, adn and holo baron

and i got pretty much all the vouchers except the infinite boss rerrolling

i´ll share the seed later

[quiet junco]

You can lmao again

[wicked arrow]

Canio

[vernal tartan]

Every small and big blind this run

[sudden kettle]

its too late sadly

[neon mulch]

Just humilliated myself on online class

not talking again in the whole semester

[finite shadow]

Loggers

[weak orchid]

Wsg people of this server, I hope you are all having a day

[honest canopy]

On the main menu in the bottom left corner should be your profile (unless Switch is different?) Select that

[inner tiger]

Hell yeah

I got my first natural baron run going and got plant'd. I won't how far that coulda gone beyond ante 13 and e20

[inner tiger]

I took a break and played STS for a while now imma try and get back on my joker sticker grind. What's been your methods? I had two successful anaglyph deck runs without EVER seeing a neg tag voucher, hence the break lol

[ionic osprey]

can you do this?

[sudden gull]

anaglyph sucks, its a noob trap

one sec

[inner tiger]

I sent in another chat but it was 147

[dense sparrow]

I have found god.

[sudden gull]

Anaglyph:
-Need to count on getting a negative tag towards the end
-Can't use double tags to help econ by using them on investment tags, etc.
-Can't pick the jokers you get
Ghost:
-Can pick jokers that you want to keep
-Ectoplasm can make room for extras
-Hex helps with consistency and is great for putting on a scaling joker

[normal stone]

I personally like yellow deck simply bc that's the deck I'm most consistent at winning on

[dense sparrow]

I believe Anaglyph CAN be good.

Just very luck-based.

[inner tiger]

Yes I was gonna anaglyph it a little bit then finish off on ghost

[sudden gull]

I did that for one run but it took too many tries to get an ending negative tag

[normal stone]

I did like 3 runs on anaglyph and none got negative tag

After that I did the rest of my runs on yellow deck

[dense sparrow]

I like Anaglyph because it's funny winning with a stupid deck.

~~Fuck Black Deck though. That one debuff kills so many runs and it's frustrating as hell. ~~

[young bolt]

بطني اه

[ionic osprey]

level 75 straigh flush

[young bolt]

Bro how many booster packs you bought for ts

[jagged wing]

I think these stats say a lot about me 😔 💔

[young bolt]

And why do you have only ten cards

[jagged wing]

Gold stake shenanigans

[normal stone]

Do you like not take planet cards or smth?

[tame cedar]

Everybody loves ancient joker

[jagged wing]

I’m a d1 planet card ignorer

[sudden gull]

how are 6/10 of your top jokers rares

[rose frost]

That's hilarious

[jagged wing]

I may or may not go for each of those jokers like over whatever build I have currently due to my lack of Econ sense

[sudden gull]

What deck lol

[neon mulch]

tf

[devout thunder]

Forgot to include that you can hex a bad joker that you want to sticker

[tacit prawn]

عربي في سيرفر بلاترو؟

[arctic pilot]

What’s a good yt video to watch to get better at balatro even tho I know the basic and I’ve gotten to 45K but I need to get better?

[young bolt]

اعذرني اسمها جوكر بوكر بالالا

[tacit prawn]

لا اسمها بلاترو

Anyway

[tacit prawn]

Guys I finally about to do it

[tacit prawn]

I'm fighting soul of cinder from ds3

[near spindle]

Hello everyone!

[restive dawn]

Fun

[near spindle]

I am WarpedCloset, and I make pixel art!

[late jungle]

What y’all think of the 5 of a kind lucky cat run lol, conveniently lucky cat was the last joker I needed to discover

I didn’t get the cat till around ante 7 but made it work

[slim ferry]

last run i got lucky cat and 1 lucky card triggered after i got it, after that not a single one triggered. it was excruciating. don’t know if it was something i did that made them no longer able to trigger or if it was a lil bug or what but torture

[near spindle]

Yo, I've never gotten Lucky Cat before, but it must give a LOT of mult to the point that you used your blueprint on it and felt safe enough to use so many mult multipliers

[late jungle]

Everyone of my cards was lucky by ante 11 and also 2 dice made it easy

[near spindle]

Oh nvm that makes sense

[late jungle]

Yeah it stacks up super quickly

[near spindle]

Yeah 🔥

Also, I'm not insane for thinking Flushes are the best hand in the game, right?

[late jungle]

.25x mult added on every lucky trigger, I was running sock and buskin for a little bit too but replaced it with blueprint for more scoring

[late jungle]

Theyre really easy to make but they don’t scale well

Compared to things like 5 of a kind

[near spindle]

So are four of a kinds better?

[shrewd matrix]

anyone interested in coaching my gold stake runs sometime?

[near spindle]

That exists?

[late jungle]

Oh Im sorry I didn’t mean to spoil anything’s if you were trying to go in blind

[near spindle]

The only unlisted play I've ever gotten is a royal flush

[near spindle]

No, I'm on blue stake

[late jungle]

Oh okay good, yeah anything that looks like it could be a pattern involving 5 cards will work

[near spindle]

Abandoned Deck is so good

[late jungle]

It is

Already has a lot of deck fixing and is great for ride the bus

[near spindle]

I am chronically addicted to it

[late jungle]

There’s also flush 5

[near spindle]

Ohhh

Zamn

[late jungle]

Which might be the strongest but I havnt double checked how everything compares necessarily

[near spindle]

Green Deck and Abandoned Deck are my favorite decks in the game

[glad oriole]

mreow

[glad oriole]

abandoned is so valid

[late jungle]

Which ones do yiu have unlocked?

[glad oriole]

not a big green fan but slay anyway

[glad oriole]

alll

[near spindle]

Zodiac
Magic
Abandoned
The starting 5

[late jungle]

Okay cool cool

[glad oriole]

texhnically the only starting dexk is red lol

but ikwym

[late jungle]

I really like plasma because chip runs are fun

[near spindle]

Magic kinda sucks 🔥

The extra slot is convenient

[glad oriole]

dude magic dexk is great

[near spindle]

Reveal to me thy secrets

[glad oriole]

2 fools gives yiu a big headstart

[glad oriole]

imagine this

[late jungle]

What’s the name of the one that starts you with hex again

[glad oriole]

hanged man

double fool

[late jungle]

Ive been only using that for a few days

[near spindle]

I just use them all on Wheels of Fortune

[glad oriole]

6 cards gone dronthe deck

[glad oriole]

no wonder you think it sux then lel

[near spindle]

Holy Peak 😦

[digital tusk]

ghost deck

[glad oriole]

you could also use them for money a la germit

[late jungle]

Thank you

[glad oriole]

hermit.

[near spindle]

No, no, no, you don't understand...

I NEED that Polychrome....

[late jungle]

Ghost deck and plasma are my fave fs

[glad oriole]

true trie

get ghost dexk them

you start with a hez

hex

[near spindle]

Black Deck is very weird to me

[late jungle]

Wheel of fortune is pretty mid unless you already have most of the jokers you want and aren’t gonna take any more ectoplasms

[near spindle]

How do I get that?

[late jungle]

black deck is BALLS

[glad oriole]

i forgort

[late jungle]

STRAIGHT BUNS

[near spindle]

Ziggity Zamn!

[glad oriole]

i playe balatro for too long to remember how to get ghost deck

[near spindle]

B-b-b-but I can have 6 Mr.Bones....

[near spindle]

Aw

[late jungle]

Yeah me too

[near spindle]

I don't wanna go into the wiki so I don't spoil what all the hidden decks do

[glad oriole]

i gitta work on my gold stakes

[near spindle]

I don't mind listening to a couple, though

[glad oriole]

but the damned cryptid mod has been eating all of my time

[late jungle]

I think it might be beat purple stake?

[digital tusk]

win yellow on any difficulty

[glad oriole]

nah

[near spindle]

Oh wait I love Yellow Deck

Not a favorite but

[glad oriole]

yellow is op

[near spindle]

Instant Gratification

[glad oriole]

s tier dexk

[late jungle]

Yellow was the first one I beat

[near spindle]

Red was mines

[glad oriole]

i forgor which was my girst win

[near spindle]

Not because I bet it early on, no, because it's just a really good deck

[glad oriole]

i remember my first gold stake was checkered though

[near spindle]

Once I converted my entire deck into spades

Still lost to Crimson Heart

Since I didn't invest in my jokers

[late jungle]

I play mobile cause it’s convinient so unfortunately I won’t get to play mods for a while

[glad oriole]

i have both mobile snd pc wahaha

[near spindle]

I play every single platform that isn't able to be modded

[glad oriole]

i got pc first before mobile was even a rhing

[digital tusk]

cryptid mod so balanced

[glad oriole]

then got mobile because convenience

[glad oriole]

true

500 brainstorms my beloved

[late jungle]

Solid spade is my fave, I think Hearts may be the best because of blood stone tho

[near spindle]

Oh hey, I just unlocked that one

[late jungle]

I played on Xbox cause I don’t own a pc but bought it on mobile to play at school lol

[near spindle]

Is that a Metal Gear Solid reference?

[digital tusk]

oh.. you poor thing

[late jungle]

Idk I havnt played enough metal gear

[digital tusk]

it gets worse

[near spindle]

I love Madness Joker

It sucks so bad

[glad oriole]

oh i’ve indulged in oil lamp before

it was boring but funny the first time

[near spindle]

But DAMN does it make the spinny in my brain go round and round

[glad oriole]

but y’know whats funnier

[digital tusk]

chaining them is amazing

[glad oriole]

500 brainstorms

[glad oriole]

yes

it is

[late jungle]

It can get so far but getting a good build running for it is difficult

[glad oriole]

encoded deck is broken btw

[digital tusk]

i did perhaps try a hanging chad next to them but the game crashed :(

[late jungle]

I feel like I may be the only person to turn the cctv setting all the way off lol

[near spindle]

The constant shop shuffling burns my fingers though

[glad oriole]

i havent had a single encoded deck run that wasnt completely busted

[shy dune]

Is gold stake just resetting 1000 times until you get good rng

[glad oriole]

i never bothered with it

[shy dune]

Gold stake is rigged

[glad oriole]

i thought hanging chad maxed out at 40 retriggers

that actually reminds me

[digital tusk]

i get that, personally i like the ambience but its not for everyone

[glad oriole]

one time i got burglar to like

[near spindle]

What do you guys think of this King Design btw?
(Not for a Balatro mod, just decided to draw a King)

[glad oriole]

+1e500 hands with oil lamps

the game crashed

[late jungle]

You need to be pretty proficient at deck fixing for gold stake

[glad oriole]

because it cant handle that many hands for some reason

[late jungle]

I like it

[glad oriole]

i had to sell burglar :(

[near spindle]

Thanks

[late jungle]

Sad day

[near spindle]

Something that annoys me so much is that Abandoned Deck isn't chipped on both sides

[shy dune]

I can barely get past ante 3-4

These modifiers are insane

[grave crest]

I made this feel free to take

[late jungle]

Try running It on plasma if you havnt

Makes it easy

[pseudo hearth]

madness is not bad

[shy dune]

You get a good joker and its a rental or expires, bad jokers are eternal

[late jungle]

Also call me crazy but egg is one of my favorite jokers

[near spindle]

Really?

[shy dune]

I would but I would have to run all the stakes again

[near spindle]

It seems really annoying

[pseudo hearth]

madness scales regardless of whether you have a joker or not

on black stake you can use it and eternal jokers and be completely fine

[late jungle]

Yeah just do really fast high chip runs

[near spindle]

Even if you get x2.5 billion, it must get annoying getting a mult joker ever single round

[near spindle]

Huh. Neat.

[late jungle]

Running man, square joker, stuntman yk

[old pollen]

Hologram is the best joker change my mind

[pseudo hearth]

YES I APPROVE 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[glad oriole]

hwar

[near spindle]

Throwback?

[glad oriole]

you dont need to feed madness

[late jungle]

If we’re excluding legendarys then probably

[pseudo hearth]

throwback loses value in late game

[glad oriole]

not wvem remotely xlose

[glad oriole]

yorick

[pseudo hearth]

excluding legs

[old pollen]

Throws back is good it can be limiting

[glad oriole]

pkay

[pseudo hearth]

throwback is a get and sell joker

[glad oriole]

cavendish

[near spindle]

Aren't Small Binds just free as soon as you get to red stake?

[glad oriole]

theowback is an ignore joker

[near spindle]

Also I just remember what Hologram did

[glad oriole]

i hate that guy

[glad oriole]

nope

[near spindle]

How is this guy allowed

[glad oriole]

you dont always skip small blinds

[late jungle]

I fw stone joker so heavy and also the one that adds a stone card to your deck every round, I had a run with like 2k chips on stone joker with plasma deck

[near spindle]

Scaling Jokers?

[glad oriole]

money too

[old pollen]

Out of all the legendarys you choose, it’s good but not has good as Caicono or the king/queen one

[glad oriole]

plus shops

[pseudo hearth]

cavendish doesnt scale and is only obainable under specific conditions

[glad oriole]

yorick is the best one

hes consistent

[pseudo hearth]

you need to get michel and break michel before cav has a chance to seven spawn

[glad oriole]

always really damn good

[near spindle]

I mean, Blue Deck + The hand boosting Joker is 6 dollars if you win in a single hand

[late jungle]

I think I agree

[glad oriole]

canio can easily flop and so can trib

[near spindle]

Unless of course you're using the super awesome green deck

[late jungle]

Trib is x2 mult on played kings right?

[glad oriole]

and queens

[old pollen]

If you get him late game than your fucked, and I always get legendaries late game with my luck

[late jungle]

You’re tripping Thats the best legendary

5 of a kind builds go nasttyyy

[glad oriole]

nah

[late jungle]

With glass and red seal?

[near spindle]

I feel like there should be a better ending to a run than the current ending screen

[glad oriole]

trib is much harder to set up than rick and gets obliterated by the Plant and other relevant debuffs

[near spindle]

Not saying that I'm annoyed or anything

[late jungle]

Just skip the plant/j

[glad oriole]

genius

[lime mist]

contemplating a pivot to baron

[near spindle]

But when I win the final boss after 3 hours of hard calculations and mental math due to mw being stupid early game, I feel like I should be rewarded more

[late jungle]

Do it

[near spindle]

I mean, what's your deck looking like?

[old pollen]

Traboulet is the best legendary with red seals, glass lards and retrigger face cards

[late jungle]

Almost every face card run gets killed by plant tho

[near spindle]

Ts made me burst out laughing, get Baron.

[late jungle]

WEE JOKER I FORGOT ABT HIM

MY GOAT

[glad oriole]

yea thats why face runs suck >:3

[near spindle]

Director's Cut is always handy for me whenever I do Flush/Face runs

[lime mist]

See you Bloodstone, you will be missed

[near spindle]

Director's Cut is just awesome in general

[late jungle]

Theyre consistently the highest scoring

[glad oriole]

not in ante 8 runs

[near spindle]

Obelisk seems kinda mid to me tbh

[late jungle]

All my highest runs were face card other than that one stone run lol

[glad oriole]

for ante 8 the best scoring is whatever the game gives you to build yoward

[late jungle]

It’s bad

[glad oriole]

its very good but requires intention

and setup

[late jungle]

Obviously, I mean overall

[glad oriole]

well to me overall is ante 8 cuz endless sux

tee hee

[late jungle]

I enjoy endless

[pseudo hearth]

yorick needs to be consistently played into

[glad oriole]

do you not use discards

[pseudo hearth]

you can't afford to be discarding 15 times per blind at ante 10 and above

[late jungle]

If you’re saying ante 8 then yeah because it takes time to get a full race deck

FACE

[near spindle]

Yo chat, which of the starting 5 is your personal favorite (Not accounting for the decks it unlocks)

[glad oriole]

well yes hes not good for endless

im not talkimg endless

[near spindle]

Mines is g re ee n

[pseudo hearth]

it eventually cannot scale enough to meet the blind requirements

[glad oriole]

for endless perkeo is by far and apart the best legendary joker its not even close

trib is fine

[pseudo hearth]

well duh any leg that isn't perkeo guarantees a win

[slim ferry]

what are the starting 5

[near spindle]

Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, and Black

Abandoned if we're staying canon, but eh

[glad oriole]

i’d argue chicot and trib dont exactly guarantee a win

[pseudo hearth]

chicot is debatable

trib is the most free out of all of them

[glad oriole]

i mean debuffing boss blinds is pretty rad and all but its not a free win

[glad oriole]

no

[pseudo hearth]

it is essentially a better photograph

[slim ferry]

red is the deck i’ve gotten the highest stake i have so far on

just unlocked orange

but it’s probably not my favourite

[glad oriole]

grue but thats not very impressive for a legendary joker

[near spindle]

Chat, which joker has your favorite design?

[slim ferry]

i guess i’ll find out after another 100 hours

[late jungle]

I like green and blue

[pseudo hearth]

it's enough to guarantee you a win on base stake

given that you have decent supporting jokers

[glad oriole]

well yea white stake is free

[near spindle]

Fellow Green enjoyer?

[late jungle]

Yeah it was my second win

[pseudo hearth]

at gold stake nothing guarantees a win what

every joker needs support

[glad oriole]

yorick does

trolol

[late jungle]

Couple months back, it has good econ

[pseudo hearth]

cap

[glad oriole]

im being fr

[pseudo hearth]

play a black deck gold stake run with only yorick and see how well that goes

[near spindle]

Chat, what do you guys think is the worst deck?

[late jungle]

Black

Easy

[pseudo hearth]

if we make it fair red deck gold

[glad oriole]

i didnt say he solos

[late jungle]

Next question

[glad oriole]

i said he guarantees the win

[pseudo hearth]

thats what i implied?

[late jungle]

Maybe yellow cause it does nothing after the first ante

[near spindle]

Ok, now what are the 6 worst jokers?

[glad oriole]

okay man

[near spindle]

(In your opinion)

[pseudo hearth]

loyalty card like who tf is using that

[late jungle]

The bank card

[glad oriole]

showman showman showman showman showman showman

[tame cedar]

campfire

[near spindle]

Yeah... Sniffle wh-who tf is using that....

[glad oriole]

easy

[glad oriole]

campfire’s oretty solid

[pseudo hearth]

hold your horses

[near spindle]

Horses have been held

[slim ferry]

eat your horses

[glad oriole]

not a shitman apologist

sobbing emoji

[pseudo hearth]

do you not understand how crazy showman is

[late jungle]

Plus the top row in on the first page of collection

[tame cedar]

Campfire confuses me because how are you supposed to build around it

[pseudo hearth]

say we have showman + cavendish

[late jungle]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[glad oriole]

ohh ohh you can get TWO blueprints!

[near spindle]

This is why we don't hold horses

The horse eaters...

[glad oriole]

sigh

cant win with jolly fellows

[tame cedar]

And at what point would you build around it that literally anything else wouldn’t be better

[pseudo hearth]

cavendish is a common joker at the end of the day

[glad oriole]

selling consumables scales it

[tame cedar]

temporarily

[late jungle]

You can’t say showman is bad if you don’t play endless

[glad oriole]

true but not every run has cavendish

[tame cedar]

you kinda get screwed at the next small blind after your things run out

[glad oriole]

shitman makes every booster pack much worse

[pseudo hearth]

in endless yes it does

[glad oriole]

snore

[pseudo hearth]

mr not endles splayer

[near spindle]

I think it would be really funny if Mr.Bones just got genuinely tired of you after the 6th or 7th revive and just stopped reviving you

[tame cedar]

?

[glad oriole]

listen endless is cool but not fun to talk about balance wise

[pseudo hearth]

easily solvable with telescope

[normal stone]

arcana packs and spectral packs exist

[glad oriole]

tarot/planet blocking allows you to greatly increase the chance of seeing what you want

[glad oriole]

again telescope doesnt appear every run

[near spindle]

I really like Red Card

[pseudo hearth]

well not even showman is guaranteed

[tame cedar]

True, but not every run really cares to do that

[glad oriole]

and telescope doesnt solve spectrals and arcanas

[glad oriole]

thank god for that

[pseudo hearth]

we are speaking in ideal conditions

[late jungle]

Showman is not an early joker 95% of the time

[glad oriole]

in ideal conditions you dont find showman

[near spindle]

Really?

I've gotten Showman so much

[pseudo hearth]

why the hell would you not need dupes of spectrals and arcanas

[near spindle]

Coincidentally, I always lose those runs

[glad oriole]

why would you need them

[tame cedar]

You are probably not getting straight up spectrals in your consumables unless you have ideal conditions, I don’t think they’re a concern here

[pseudo hearth]

deckfixing

[glad oriole]

lets say i hold a lovers and open an arcana

[pseudo hearth]

free money and rares

planets

[glad oriole]

lovers sucks

[late jungle]

It absolutely can be, but showman is really for when you already have good jokers and need another of the same

[glad oriole]

so by holding it i wont see it in the pack

[tame cedar]

Lovers is good on one condition

[glad oriole]

but with shitman

[tame cedar]

Ancient joker

[glad oriole]

you can see MULTIPLE lovers in one pack