🎙・server-chat

[elfin echo]

never want to see turtle bean again

[restive swallow]

Congrats on the C++

just turtle bean tho right... other beans are still cool

[simple scroll]

lol

[elfin echo]

beans that dont disappear in 5 rounds are cool :)

[restive swallow]

phew

i'll never disappear on you

[vast raft]

Why is fortune teller after the polychrome

[ionic osprey]

why not

[vast raft]

🦅

[timid cedar]

It’s not really doing anything to the score regardless of position, mime and bloodstone are where the mult is really at, and that all happens before fortune anyway

[ionic osprey]

I dont really need any jokers

[restive swallow]

Baaed

Based even

[desert grove]

Im literally only one joker away from getting that achievement. The game doesn’t want to give me Yorick.

[inner halo]

I beat the ante 8 boss blind 3 times today lol. Finally getting the hang of this game 🙂

[austere lichen]

Holy ****

Unseeded baron mine build, nat neg rebate

[graceful grove]

I cant pass ante 11 any tips?

[austere lichen]

Unlimited money should set you free

[tame cedar]

yay gold stake balatro

[restive swallow]

let's go!

[tame cedar]

my 2nd gold stake win

[restive swallow]

Keep it goin

[tame cedar]

ancient joker is such a strong joker holy hell

[slim junco]

mm plasma deck

[frail wind]

I'm at work and I wanna play Balatro - this suck man

[polar lotus]

Hello everyone

[plucky schooner]

10 billion chips 😭

[visual jetty]

guys if you use brainstorm to get naneinf since you dont know exactly what happens would you guys consider that unseeded

[plucky schooner]

That's about 3 dollars

[plucky schooner]

The what

[gentle hollow]

Wasn’t that good of a run but still my first plasma deck win

[visual jetty]

oh right no mod discussion my bad

[daring latch]

What’s that one website where you if you put in a seed it shows what everything gives and stuff

[plucky schooner]

Black deck is bad?

I like extra joker room

[daring latch]

Nvm I found it

[plucky schooner]

What is it?

[gentle hollow]

Anyone got any tips for purple stake?

[burnt steeple]

Is there a way I can find people on this server that might want to trade Balatro steam cards

[full granite]

Wanna see the saddest story?

Perishable

[earnest viper]

Is castle like ancient or like idol?

[knotty light]

Anybody here wanna play some balatro and chill in a vc dm me 18+

[grave crest]

"lucky cat is a cool joker but I never seem to get hits on lucky cards! definitely a mid tier joker for me"

the humble oops all 6s:

[plucky schooner]

Holy moly

[grave crest]

I know. this is easily the furthest I've ever gone in the game period lmao

[plucky schooner]

My wheel of fortune hit once this entire week

That's lucky frfr

[grave crest]

I got two back to back polychrome wheel hits in my first gold stake win, I cried from joy

[plucky schooner]

That's crazy

Btw what does blank voucher do?

[grave crest]

nothing, BUT once you redeem it ten times on a save file you will unlock the antimatter voucher. antimatter gives plus one joker slot BUUUUT you have to buy blank in the run for it to show up because it's a their 2 voucher.

[plucky schooner]

Oh

Dang

[grave crest]

very good voucher :3

[silver nymph]

tfw i play 16 hands without space joker leveling up

[stoic lance]

so i did a thing

[latent hemlock]

Damn

I am trying to beat third gold stake

I did green and yellow deck

[stoic lance]

lowk to save sanity, save black deck for last

[latent hemlock]

No worries

[stoic lance]

or maybe go black deck first so u go insane for the others

[latent hemlock]

I can survive sanity

Are you implying I am not insane

Balatro day and night

[sweet shuttle]

God damn

[stoic lance]

I think the deck i had the least attempts on in gold stake is erratic 😭 i got it first try

[latent hemlock]

Idk, but I think that counts as being insane

Whoever says lucky cat sucks is my enemy

[sweet shuttle]

Oh so that's what blank voucher becomes

[half osprey]

Why balatro is available on mobile

I am spending my complete day on it

[turbid bolt]

its the first shop WHAT THE HELL

sadly isnt a perkeo, would be so funny

[restive swallow]

congrats! next up is C++

[wanton steeple]

Now you gotta get a hold sticker on overy joker for c++

[stoic lance]

uhoh

me when most of my gold stake runs is hologram carrying me

[restive swallow]

you can do it!

think of all the fun you'll have!

[stoic lance]

i dont even have a white stake sticker on a few 😭

[frank dock]

hello

[true heart]

hi

[wanton steeple]

Green deck cleared

Red - black deck is finished

[slim junco]

Not sure if this is the place, but does this poll have final results?

#📊・polls message

[tardy eagle]

i'm not even lucky enough for that

currently trying to gold stake black deck

[nimble scarab]

..

thanks for the free 8 dollars ig

[knotty light]

Finally one my first run !

[wicked wadi]

What is the gold Joker?

[nimble scarab]

nvm the game took pity on me

YEAA BABY

[turbid bolt]

yorick, a legendary

[wicked wadi]

What does it do?

[turbid bolt]

gives x1 mult, +1 for every 23 cards discarded, so if you can discard a lot it gives a lot of Xmult

[wicked wadi]

Wow

[turbid bolt]

yeah its really good to get early

[wicked wadi]

You discard at least 10 discarded cards per turn at the start no?

How do you unlock it?

[turbid bolt]

you start the game with 3 discards so 15, down to 2 so 10 on higher stakes yeah

its already unlocked, legendary jokers can be found via the "soul" card with (i think) 1/250 chance of popping up in tarot and spectral packs

This is the first legendary I get on mobile, theres 5 of them

[wicked wadi]

I have a different one

It has the diamond background

[nimble scarab]

nevah punished

[wicked wadi]

I’m not too good at the game so idk what it’s called

[feral knot]

Triboulet i guess

[nimble scarab]

? every legendary has the same swirly background, just different colors

[wicked wadi]

Yeah I said I got the one with the diamond background

[nimble scarab]

ok genq which of these is the closest lol

[wicked wadi]

Second on the left

[nimble scarab]

chicot based

[sullen marten]

it makes sense that chicot is red because that's all i see when i get it

[nimble scarab]

kekw'

[half osprey]

Hey will more joker be coming in next update?

[lofty peak]

I think no

[half osprey]

Hmm

So what will be in next update

[lofty peak]

No idea

[turbid bolt]

says this in frequently asked

But from what we know of, which isnt a lot, we know that matador is getting reworked, and blue stake is as well. Theres other small tidbits but thunk would rather not reveal things ahead of time

[half osprey]

That's exciting

[stiff hull]

Took the eternal baron bait ante 1

[turbid bolt]

of course (I lost the run on ante 7 cause I can't manage an econ + first time on black stake), always

[cobalt wing]

Chimpanzini bananini

[wicked wadi]

I’m up to blue stake on Yellow deck

[sand raft]

@turbid bolt Ur pfp is so prettyyyyy

[turbid bolt]

Thanks! It's a picrew (I added the flag myself) but sadly it got 404'ed, I wanted to link people to it :(

[sand raft]

Bwaaaa

[turbid bolt]

(also fellow omori and ultrakill enjoyer, based)

[sand raft]

Btw hakita released some music for 8-1

[turbid bolt]

ooo didnt see, ty

I gotta get back into ultrakill I havent beaten all encores on brutal yet

[sand raft]

Im in the process of unlocking sissy on brutal

[sand raft]

https://youtu.be/DLIBgKc3JtY?si=yRa_LeBgGclZg5jW

[turbid bolt]

gl

[dusty jay]

Sissy

[sinful night]

I only have 9 money…

That hurtsss

[turbid bolt]

sock is also in booster pack trust

||I am not liable if that is not the case||

[brisk bone]

im just keep on getting photo chad

[thin gull]

almost perfect start...

i just needed 1 dolla

[brisk bone]

do i replace a chad or do i replace blood stone for blue print?

my deck is currently heart heavy

[thin gull]

depends, how many heart cards you have in deck

[brisk bone]

26 hearts

hmm

hard pick

blood stone isnt exactly reliable

but also when it hits its really good

i think blood stone should probably go..

also i should copy trib right

[shrewd matrix]

would someone ever be interested in coaching me on gold stake runs

trying to get better at the game

[noble wagon]

the plant.

[brisk bone]

guess literally what just showed up in store right when I got this notification

[noble wagon]

YUUUUUUHHH

[brisk bone]

you summoned it🙏

[brisk bone]

bro.

legendary timing

[burnt steeple]

Run ender

[brisk bone]

furthest i ever made it woo

[wanton steeple]

Finally beat all the colored decks

I can finally do the fun ones

[lapis apex]

how do u get the $7 card

[noble wagon]

huh

[balmy wren]

Any good tips on how to beat gold stake?

[brisk bone]

wdym

like unlock this joker?

[brisk bone]

money

[lapis apex]

yeah

[brisk bone]

I don't remember

[lapis apex]

what's it called?

[brisk bone]

uhhhh

[noble wagon]

have 20+ spades in your deck i think

[timid cedar]

30 spades in your deck iirc to unlock arrowhead

[noble wagon]

yea that ^

[brisk bone]

i rarely pick it up it kinda sucks

[noble wagon]

how dare you diss my arrow head

[lapis apex]

hm

ic

anyway plasma deck 👅

it's so fun

[brisk bone]

fucked up how spades amd clubs get no good equivalent to blood stone or rough gem

their suit jokers suck ass

Black board is mehj

[noble wagon]

i love onyx 😔😔

[brisk bone]

its just a glorified gluttonous joker

👎

Anyway time for a name change hmm

[brisk bone]

lmaoo

[slim junco]

photochad enjoyer

[brisk bone]

me too man

[viscid quiver]

photochad... not surprised pretty busted

[viscid quiver]

you too?

[brisk bone]

photo chad just keeps appearing

it loves me

[viscid quiver]

yeah

[noble wagon]

the plant.

[viscid quiver]

i have it so often

[brisk bone]

i pick up photo/chad and yhey other joker just appears a fee roundd later

[viscid quiver]

i would beat it if i could

stupid ahh boss

[brisk bone]

early plant

The humble directors cut

[viscid quiver]

yea

[dusky oasis]

I hate purple stake

[noble wagon]

when you get plant no directors cut:

aw no gifs

never mind

[viscid quiver]

yeah unfortunately

[slim junco]

excluding mime and baron, what are the easiest ways to naneinf?

just asking for tips

[noble wagon]

688 triboulets and blueprints

sock and buskin

[slim junco]

and excluding legendaries

[noble wagon]

very real way to naninf

[noble wagon]

88 million ancient jokers

[viscid quiver]

mostly retrigger jokers with enhanced cards

[slim junco]

bro speaking like i play cryptid mod

[noble wagon]

i love cryptid

my main way to play balatro

[slim junco]

i play on my ipad, so i cant 😭

[dusky oasis]

A lot of high cards

[noble wagon]

antimatter deck try not to crash (IMPOSSIBLE)

[slim junco]

i've seen clips of those on youtube

[noble wagon]

i got high card to level 2 million on antimatter deck one time

[slim junco]

they be having like ^1e100 mult jokers

[viscid quiver]

idk what's enjoyable in playing cursed version of balatro

[slim junco]

what's your highest score (in vanilla balatro)

[slim junco]

big number go up, man happy

[viscid quiver]

yes

wise words

[noble wagon]

i have a phone acc and pc acc

on pc naneinf

on phone e17

[crisp swan]

same

i got my first e number this week :>

[noble wagon]

what jokers

[brisk bone]

someday i shall get naninf

[brisk bone]

yessss

[crisp swan]

i have the photo here somewhere hol up

[brisk bone]

i also only recently got to e

[slim junco]

i just started playing a week ago, so my high score is just 7m💀

[viscid quiver]

same

[noble wagon]

leave while you still can

[noble wagon]

you still have time

[brisk bone]

tgats good for 1 week

[dusky oasis]

My highest score is 3.4 billion

[noble wagon]

break the cycle

[dusky oasis]

Still rookie numbers

[noble wagon]

the plant.

[viscid quiver]

don't worry u gonna get e someday

[brisk bone]

sock n buskin ❤️

[crisp swan]

that’s what got me 😔

[noble wagon]

the plant takes another victim

[viscid quiver]

nice

[crisp swan]

it’s a shame they’re useful irl

[brisk bone]

my highest score so far is e18

[slim junco]

why in tarnation does everybody hate the plant

[viscid quiver]

same

[brisk bone]

cuz it debuffs face cards

[crisp swan]

i also learned the blinds are named and based on the phoenician alphabet and i think that’s cool :>

[brisk bone]

and alot of good builds involve face cards

[viscid quiver]

yeah very cool

[viscid quiver]

exactly

[slim junco]

oh

[brisk bone]

like photo chad for example

[noble wagon]

imagine this

3 triboulet sock and buskin a brainstorm and a negative blueprint

red seals on kings and the entire deck is filled with them

[brisk bone]

baron mime

[noble wagon]

a real run i had one time

[brisk bone]

trib

[viscid quiver]

yeah

[chrome pewter]

VITTU MÄ HÄVISIN

[noble wagon]

the plant disables all my cards

i lost automatically

i had no directors cut

[viscid quiver]

what??

[slim junco]

what ante?

[chrome pewter]

🇫🇮

[viscid quiver]

ah ok

[noble wagon]

14

[brisk bone]

tragic

[viscid quiver]

14 ante's and no dc?!?

[brisk bone]

this was my best run so far

[viscid quiver]

damn

[slim junco]

man you're unlucky, i keep getting directors cut at ante 4 or lower

[brisk bone]

first time getting to ante 16

[viscid quiver]

nice

[slim junco]

and then retcon on the next ante

[noble wagon]

wish i had your luck

[brisk bone]

tbh with vouchers it's 100% pure luck

[viscid quiver]

steal it from him

[brisk bone]

unless you get voucher skips

[brisk bone]

also ib this run i got two money tags ante1

starting off with a bunch of cash

[noble wagon]

balatro taxes mod

[brisk bone]

balatro but all boss blinds are tooth and ox

[noble wagon]

cryptid should make a deck like that

[brisk bone]

true

[noble wagon]

every tarot is hermit

[slim junco]

make it so that interest removes money instead of giving money

[dusky oasis]

Anyone have any tips for abandoned deck purple stake

[noble wagon]

oh my god

[brisk bone]

and every joker is a rental

[noble wagon]

genious

[slim junco]

that already exists on cryptid

[noble wagon]

i love abandoned deck

no more plant risk

[slim junco]

however, no mime and baron

[noble wagon]

but no plant

[brisk bone]

sounds horrible

[noble wagon]

no plant >>>>>> baron and mine

[slim junco]

there's also a deck where all jokers are perishable

[brisk bone]

erratic deck is fun

[noble wagon]

on cryptid i had -3 trillion dollars

[brisk bone]

😭

[autumn swift]

Nanlet

[brisk bone]

real life simulator

[noble wagon]

us government debt

[brisk bone]

i think my fav deck is ghost deck tho

ghost, plasma and erratic

[noble wagon]

balatro but all my cards are kings and every boss blind is the plant

[brisk bone]

ghost deck ❤️❤️❤️

[brisk bone]

true

[slim junco]

erratic is fun to play with

[brisk bone]

balatro but every joker is showman

[noble wagon]

balatro but every joker is 8 ball

cryptid should make a deck where all jokers are randomized like erratic deck

[brisk bone]

Showman,Invisible, blue print and brain storm

so base game??

[noble wagon]

no like uhhhh

you can get multiple jokers without showmen

and some jokers get entirely deleted

[brisk bone]

ahh

[noble wagon]

you must look at the collection to see what you have

[brisk bone]

that sounds lowkey horrible

[static gulch]

Fibo + wee + hack + ride the bus tho....

[noble wagon]

no baron or mine 😔😔

[static gulch]

Ancient is crazy on abandoned too

[noble wagon]

wee and hack are so underrated

[brisk bone]

i like Fibo only because it reminds me of one of my favorite songs

also yhe concept of the fibonacci sequence is just really interesting

[noble wagon]

true

[brisk bone]

play only one hand type is so funny

like yeah i was gonna do that anyway

[noble wagon]

is that the mouth?

[brisk bone]

i think?

[noble wagon]

oh yeah

[brisk bone]

no repeat hand types is no issue too usually

[noble wagon]

i hate the mouth also

[brisk bone]

cuz most of the time you wanna win in one hand anyway

if you aren't winning in ome hand you got a problem

[noble wagon]

early mouth is tragic

[brisk bone]

yeah

true

[noble wagon]

it’s only bad in the early antes

but late antes your usually winning one hand

[brisk bone]

the water sucks i always get water when i have rebait

my money 💔💔💔

what happens if you get the needle but you have burglar

[noble wagon]

water does suck

[noble wagon]

you just gain hands i think

it’s a bug

[brisk bone]

• person who hates plants

[noble wagon]

💀

[viscid quiver]

chicot also does add hands on needle

[brisk bone]

omg mr bones

[noble wagon]

you can get -hands with the needle

[viscid quiver]

True

[brisk bone]

negative chicot sounds like a dream

[noble wagon]

chicot is only legendary worthy when it’s negative

chicot should always be negative

[viscid quiver]

ye

[brisk bone]

chicot on ghost deck sounds nice

[viscid quiver]

yeah

[brisk bone]

more likely t9 get ecto

my very first legendary was chicot 💔💔

[viscid quiver]

damn almost got gold stake win today but this mf said "NUH UH NOT TODAY BUDDY"

piece of shit

[viscid quiver]

same for me

im only missing satellite in my collection

[brisk bone]

imo wall and violet usually aren't a problem

[viscid quiver]

but my build wasn't crazy so i lost

[brisk bone]

usually you want your score to be alot over the requirement

yeahh

[viscid quiver]

ye

[brisk bone]

in a good run these two blinds should never be ab issue

[viscid quiver]

rng killed me i had idol but deck wasn't fixed 😞

[viscid quiver]

yeah

[brisk bone]

early idol is badddd

[viscid quiver]

it was late idol

but didn't get enough tarots for deck fixing

[willow reef]

chat

after 5 gold stakes

and 7 blue stakes

i finally sucked it up and unlocked merry andy

[viscid quiver]

wait what

how did you manage to unlock him so late?

[slim junco]

in your opinion, what's the best legendary joker

[brisk bone]

Trib

[viscid quiver]

honestly perkeo

it can make deck fixing so much easier

and ofc money

[slim junco]

yeah, and perkeo is key to many naneinfs

[viscid quiver]

yup

[slim junco]

or high scores in general

[viscid quiver]

yes

canio is the worst honestly

[slim junco]

honestly, canio is utterly useless

[viscid quiver]

yup

[slim junco]

it scales too slow for a legendary

[viscid quiver]

without enough hang man it's bad

[viscid quiver]

yeah should give like x1.5

per face card destroyed

[queen escarp]

evil ass egg

[slim junco]

does yorick only apply for 1 hand per 20 something discards, or is it permanent

[slim junco]

slot filler ahh egg

[viscid quiver]

permanent

[slim junco]

+3 from egg, -3 from rental

[viscid quiver]

x1 mult every 23 cards discarded

[slim junco]

oh

[viscid quiver]

😭

[slim junco]

one time i was at ante 8

against crimson

and my hands were too weak

but then i used a judgement

it gave me mr bones

clutched the run and gave me my first gold stake

[viscid quiver]

nice

mr bones is life saver

[slim junco]

true

but in early antes it's kind of a slot filler

doesn't do much

[viscid quiver]

yup

[queen escarp]

one oh those "i have no idea how its working out but its working out" run

[half osprey]

Is there anybody who have done naneinf on a random seed

I want tips

[nocturne walrus]

what are these jokers 😭

[queen escarp]

i mean its working

[nocturne walrus]

h o w

[queen escarp]

most of my deck is diamonds/hearts

[nocturne walrus]

oooh i see

[queen escarp]

also i get lots of blue seals

[nocturne walrus]

negative joker carry

lol

[queen escarp]

also certificate + hologram gives me + X0.25% every round

[nocturne walrus]

oh yeah thats a nice combo

+1 card every round

silly run

[terse lichen]

Foul certificate..

Foil*

[queen escarp]

foul

[nocturne walrus]

fool

[queen escarp]

hell yeah im gonna get 3 new gold stickers!!

also i love when final blind is the least harmful thing

[warm mist]

new update it does that every turn

that would be

hell

[queen escarp]

Jokers left:
Sacrificial dagger
Marble joker
Sixth sense

wait what the hell only 3 left??

[meager plank]

Anybody here named NBgibusn

[meager plank]

New update when you’re about to lose you magically get enough chips to win

[queen obsidian]

"pew"

hahah i just shot dead your dog and cat of 6 years haha

[queen obsidian]

the fucking gold stake black is getting to me

[willow kite]

how i feel playing balatro

[tired meteor]

do i take invisible here?

[jovial parrot]

I mean if you get a second mr. Bones that would suck

[blissful palm]

me estoy balatreando

[willow kite]

no, the only thing you can sell for it is the chad which has lot of value with the photos

[tired meteor]

i can sell my negatives

[tired meteor]

yup thinking same thing

[jovial parrot]

Alright

Negative Mr. Bones is pretty dang good though lol

[willow kite]

was the wee joker natural negative?

[tired meteor]

except when u get to the exponentials hes useless

yup

wee and bones nat negatives

brainstorm ectod

[willow kite]

damn nat negative rare, lucky, mr bones is actually good nat negative

[jovial parrot]

Wait what are those cards to the right are they ancients?

[tired meteor]

one is a negative brainstorm, one is another brainstorm i got from showman

[jovial parrot]

Oh wait you're using like a mod huh

[tired meteor]

yeah i use handy and a few others

quality of life mods

so no invisible here it is

thx guys

[finite phoenix]

For these endless runs mr bones isn’t that crazy because normally you beat one ante by multiple Es, and then lose to the next ante by multiple Es

Getting more than 25% without winning is rate

[regal hinge]

damn i got from judgment

[opal fog]

feel thy power from thy four fingers

[wraith linden]

fun run but it died

cat deceased at

[regal hinge]

big cat moment

[autumn cobalt]

blueprint the cat save the run

fr

[granite portal]

should i cop the showman?

[vagrant shale]

😭

[wraith linden]

nah im satisfied, gotta move on with this deck

[granite portal]

should i sack the family for the showman or nah

[wraith linden]

idk where is most of your score coming from

how fat is your cat

[granite portal]

red seal lucky cards and some red seal glass cards

[granite portal]

just bought it tihs round

😭

but its only ante 8

or 9 now ig

[wraith linden]

uhh idk, you might get more than x4 with the cat eventually

[granite portal]

ok yk tru

[wraith linden]

family kinda just stays there

[granite portal]

imma sack the family

ye it has no scaling

aight

[brisk bone]

how to beat ante 8 in 12 rounds

[wraith linden]

skip big blinds

[granite portal]

2 skips every ante im psure

[wraith linden]

idk i got it with

[brisk bone]

2 skips evey ante goddamm

[wraith linden]

this guy

[brisk bone]

thus cool fella

[granite portal]

@wraith linden

i just got a soulllll

what do i swap u think?

or nah cuz its alr ante 10

it was yorick 😔

[wraith linden]

damn

i mean, what couldve possibly been a good adition to your run at this point

[granite portal]

brainstorm

[solemn elm]

play ante 1 and 2 as normal, then fullskip through ante 3-8

that's 6 rounds from the first 2 antes, and then 6 rounds from 3-8

[brisk bone]

okkk

[wraith linden]

no like, from legendaries

[daring crater]

holy fuck

it started as a run to just win with green deck

[brisk bone]

which deck do i use

[solemn elm]

plasma

it's the best bet for ot

has a strong early game and means you can coast for a while on just base scoring

and then you can also highroll very easily as white stake

[granite portal]

i mean yorick already scaled past family

fuck i shoulda sold my family instead of the showman

[deep peak]

tragedy

[queen escarp]

rare seance proc

[honest lance]

so poetic

born to be together, forced to be separated by bufoon pack

[granite portal]

this is wallpaper material

[deep peak]

truly romeo and juliet-esque

[deep peak]

ong

[queen escarp]

🤑

(im definetly gonna die next round)

[prisma quest]

This game feels like crack but the difference is idk how to smoke it

[dusty jay]

Crack isn't smokrd

It's sniffed.

Leafs are smokrd

Wait that's cocain

[prisma quest]

Smokrd?

What does that mean?

[dusty jay]

To be smoked

[prisma quest]

Smonk

[vapid pollen]

holy coupon tag (why did i even skip)

[opaque shard]

How do you spell jowker

[dull valve]

wtf do i do here

[kindred venture]

If u lookin to save money def the chad but if not def blueprint

[dusky breach]

Take the Chad

[grave gust]

Blueprint is better, also you can recover the economy from the strength of both

You won't need to buy jokers

Also better long term

[dusky breach]

Yeah but he's likely at Ante 1/2.. It would take too long to build up the economy, while you could be deck fixing already

[cedar flame]

Mf doom the goat

[grave gust]

What deck/ how much money

[dull valve]

doesnt matter i lost

the pillar

[dusky breach]

Buying Buffoon Mega Pack wrecks your economy already

[grave gust]

Oh 😭

[dull valve]

im farming gold stickers

[grave gust]

Was only jumbo or else both could be chose

[dull valve]

so i just restart until $25 tag

[grave gust]

Ah

[dusky breach]

Oh yeah, ofc the one for $6

Blueprint is better but riskier, Chad carries well until Ante 8

[grave gust]

Mega is 8

[dusky breach]

Yeah, I said you were right

[grave gust]

I was just stating the cost

[dull valve]

chad is the best commomn joker

[grave gust]

Gros Michael tho

And Cavendish

[dull valve]

no synergy potential

cavendish is hard to get

[dusky breach]

How many stickers left @dull valve ?

[dull valve]

26

[dusky breach]

Ok, good luck

What deck are you using?

[dull valve]

anaglyph

[dusky breach]

Hmm

[dull valve]

pog

[dusky breach]

I might recommend using another deck this late

[dull valve]

just need to win now

[wild lily]

i can alr tell thats a bad choice

[grave gust]

Negative tag

[wild lily]

they useless

[dull valve]

they are not

[dusky breach]

Because the negative tag has a low chance of hitting non-gold sticker jokers this far in the stage

[wild lily]

well they arent until halfway

[grave gust]

Not when farming for gold on anaglyph

[dusky breach]

It's good when you miss like 60 jokers

[wild lily]

u are better off goin gold or yellow very deep into the grind cause it has better wr,

[dull valve]

literally hit 2 jokers without gold

[dusky breach]

Just my 2c.. play what you enjoy and you're successful on 🙂

[dull valve]

4 entire jokers without gold in this run

[queen escarp]

😈

[grave gust]

Htg best econ Joker is gift card

[grave gust]

Yo

[grave gust]

Plasma deck ahh Joker setup

[wide crane]

im so fucking mad

[viscid quiver]

no photochad

take chad i think

for the idol boost

[queen escarp]

absolutely wild run

[viscid quiver]

holy

[edgy heath]

holy shit how

[queen escarp]

luck i guess

[dull valve]

fml

[edgy heath]

this shit hurts bro

i once lost by 100 points to violet vessel bro

[viscid quiver]

dang

[edgy heath]

almost uninstalled😭🙏🏻

[viscid quiver]

even more painful

[edgy heath]

IKR

[viscid quiver]

oh damn

[edgy heath]

it was blue stake too

my build had photochad and i STILL lost

idek how i lost

[viscid quiver]

2 discards 😤

shits annoying

[edgy heath]

all my homies HATE blue stake

[edgy heath]

ifkr

[torn zealot]

i think checkered deck is broken or something

(broken = fair and balanced)

[viscid quiver]

every player i think

[viscid quiver]

nah it's just easy

[edgy heath]

checkered was the deck i used to unlock every other stake deck lmao its super easy ngl

[torn zealot]

BOOTS AND LEGS

BOOTS

AND LEGS

BOOTS

AND LEGS

nah that boots joker is funny

[torn zealot]

yeah true

[edgy heath]

bootstraps go brrr

[edgy heath]

ikr

[torn zealot]

also i never see serpent

like legit never have seen this shit in my life

[edgy heath]

wait how

[torn zealot]

did thunk mess up the appearance rate or something

like, i RARELY see this shit ever no cap

[edgy heath]

but like ive gotten serpent MANY times

[torn zealot]

guess its just luck then

[edgy heath]

how brother😭😭

[torn zealot]

also dude

[edgy heath]

yea ig so

[torn zealot]

what if i perkele this shit

[edgy heath]

yea

[viscid quiver]

more money

[torn zealot]

bootstrap moment

[edgy heath]

istg perkelele for lil boots

[viscid quiver]

ye

[edgy heath]

shit would go CRAZY

[torn zealot]

TRUE

[edgy heath]

IFKR

you perkolated it right

[torn zealot]

is it good tho

[torn zealot]

yeah but i'm honestly never making it past ante 11 so

[edgy heath]

do you have a lotta steel cards

or golds

then take

[torn zealot]

no

[edgy heath]

otherwise meh

[edgy heath]

then dont ig

[torn zealot]

yaeh i think i lose this ante

[edgy heath]

aw man ggs

[torn zealot]

it blows

yeah but checkered deck is genuinely fun ig

[edgy heath]

yea checkered is super fun

like running flush builds are so easy

there are few cons tho

like smeared joker and flower pot become useless

and spectrals which create cards are kinda useless too unless you can change their suits

guys guys

poly burnt joker smash or pass

[torn zealot]

me when spade/heart is disabled

[edgy heath]

ifkr😭

[torn zealot]

has to run wild

[edgy heath]

yea like i used grim once and it created one wild heart lmao

and one club and diamond

[queen escarp]

LETS GO
2 new gold stickers
2 left...
vampire and sixth sense

[edgy heath]

god help you with vampire🙏🏻

unless you get midas mask

[torn zealot]

disgusting brainstorm owner

[edgy heath]

guys spread hate towards @queen escarp he likes using brainstrom

[queen escarp]

😭 ????

[edgy heath]

blueprint solos

[torn zealot]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[queen escarp]

whats wrong with brainstorm??

im sorry??

[edgy heath]

THATS CRAZYYYY

[torn zealot]

you're just lucky that's what i meant

[edgy heath]

me however,

[torn zealot]

its already over

[dusty jay]

Brainstorm is so good

[torn zealot]

you need luck to get it though like blueprint

[dusty jay]

Oh yeah brainstorm

[edgy heath]

oh hell no brainstorm

[dusty jay]

Live love brainstorm

[edgy heath]

no its possible to win w hearts

[edgy heath]

live love

[dusty jay]

Blueprint can suck brainstorms cheeks

[edgy heath]

absolutely tf not

blueprint SOLOS

[dusty jay]

W bs

This bozo doesn't know the value of Bs

[edgy heath]

brainstorm is literally an unadjustable bp

[dusty jay]

lmao bazo

[edgy heath]

bs cuz its bullshit

[dusty jay]

He doesn't know the strat

Bp cuz it's bird poop

[edgy heath]

whats bros strat

[dusty jay]

Bro doesn't know the strat

[dusty jay]

Crazyy

[edgy heath]

copying bp?

[dusty jay]

Bs is so op

[edgy heath]

okay explain the strat

[dusty jay]

Bros a level 1 balatro player

He's new

Can't even spell

[edgy heath]

no i have c+++

[edgy heath]

shut

[dusty jay]

Bros lying outta his ass

Crazyy

[edgy heath]

c+++++

[torn zealot]

mf fighting for nothing

[edgy heath]

me or him

[dusty jay]

Love of the game

[torn zealot]

both of you goofball smh

[edgy heath]

type shit😭

[torn zealot]

should run swashbuckler egg

[edgy heath]

para and snb mmmm

[lunar hawk]

Is it possible to play mods in mobile?

[edgy heath]

this shit won me the omelette btw

got swash ante 1

throwback ante 3

[edgy heath]

i don't think so

but i think you could do smth w a laptop

[dusty jay]

Yeah it's possible with andriod

[lunar hawk]

I have android

[torn zealot]

wait true tho

[edgy heath]

shit went crazy

[dusty jay]

Then go on YT and search balatro mod andriod phone

[edgy heath]

wait fr? i have android too

[edgy heath]

bet

[lunar hawk]

Alrighty

[dusty jay]

Bozo level 1 balatro players

These newbs don't know shit

[torn zealot]

balatro sex mod

[edgy heath]

man shut up

[edgy heath]

bro

[austere ravine]

hey there I know I had to wait 2 hours.

uh...

[edgy heath]

yo

[austere ravine]

How's everyone?

[edgy heath]

ƴö

ÿö

[dusty jay]

Bros becoming more and more irish

[edgy heath]

im super good

wby

[edgy heath]

the irish virus

[slim junco]

i think having the idol It would be cool but idk if i can kill the rest of the cards

[edgy heath]

ïřïŝĥ vïřüś

[dusty jay]

It's a lost run just resst

[austere ravine]

right now I'm here

cause I2ve heard ou can mod this game and I also liked card games

[slim junco]

wym😭

[austere ravine]

But honestly I'm interested also to mod but I wasn't exactly sure where to start with the coding?

[dusty jay]

You need to thin the deck alot. And the antes are gonna catch up before you finish. E

[austere ravine]

(I can sprite if any)

[slim junco]

thats true

sad

[onyx hemlock]

does someone wanna call?

[dusty jay]

For what reason

[onyx hemlock]

im bored

and playing baltro

[edgy heath]

guys look its caesars friend

[onyx hemlock]

so i figured it might be smart to ask someone that knows the game

[austere ravine]

Also, I know I'm a bit afraid to tell that I don't have balatro on steam if any.

[edgy heath]

@dusty jay an expert

[onyx hemlock]

hahahhahaha

[edgy heath]

same lmao i downloaded an apk

[onyx hemlock]

how is that possible

[dusty jay]

Yeah I need 75 dollars an hour

[edgy heath]

dawg😭🙏🏻

[dusty jay]

With a 500 sign up bonus

[onyx hemlock]

what about i coach you in baltro

[onyx hemlock]

HAHAHAH

[dusty jay]

Look at this level 1 balatro newb try to be rude to his elders

[edgy heath]

and an extra 200 per useful tip

[edgy heath]

shut

[onyx hemlock]

not a newbie trust me

[torn zealot]

gg

[onyx hemlock]

ask me any question go ahead

[dusty jay]

Bro probably doesn't know the BS strat

[austere ravine]

I dunno how I can explain but I've also heard about the payment issues.

[dusty jay]

What's the brainstorm strat

[onyx hemlock]

so basically

[dusty jay]

It's very popular among expert players

[verbal sable]

🔥

[onyx hemlock]

you coppy blue print

with brainstorm

and then you add baron

and get silver kings

[dusty jay]

Yeah ur getting bannex

[onyx hemlock]

HUH

[austere ravine]

honestly I didn't know about this, but I'm a bit curious to ask, do you still mod with an apk?

[dusty jay]

That's NOT the brainstorm strat

[onyx hemlock]

or mimic

idkkkk

[dusty jay]

Ur just tryna get me to say it. But it's a secret

You are NOT an expert newb

[onyx hemlock]

you have no idea....

[dusty jay]

Bros a starter level balatro player

[onyx hemlock]

anyways is someone down for a call or nah

[dusty jay]

Bro needs beginner tutorials

[onyx hemlock]

AHHAHAHAH

[dusty jay]

Bros highest score is 600k

[onyx hemlock]

i started playing 2 days ago but i watched yt for like 80 hours already

[onyx hemlock]

its e12!!!

im proud

[dusty jay]

48 hours in 2 days

You defied the laws of physics

You absolute bacon

[onyx hemlock]

i got it friday

evening

you can check it up

[dusty jay]

Get back to YT Tutorials

[onyx hemlock]

ýou are mean damn

[dusty jay]

You need to have a 247e before talking to me

[austere ravine]

Uhh...

[onyx hemlock]

he is a gold digger but in baltro AHHAHAHAHHAHA

[viscid quiver]

oh damn you did anger the Elder God

LOL

[onyx hemlock]

hihi

who is that even

he is speachless

[viscid quiver]

idk some weeb probably

[onyx hemlock]

i figured

[dusty jay]

Aw shit they reverse ragebaited me

[onyx hemlock]

AHHAHAHAHAHH

[dusty jay]

Look here bafoons

[proven crane]

IGOR

[austere ravine]

Okay, I don't understand what is going on but honestly I've also came here is because of this game being moddable

[viscid quiver]

nice sketch

[austere ravine]

(I also play tabletop simulator if any and yeah.)

[torn zealot]

w hy

[dusty jay]

Look at this newb. Go to the mod chat

[viscid quiver]

go to #⚙・modding-general

[onyx hemlock]

can someone actually help me start a tt acc for my gameplay

[austere ravine]

okay. Sorry about that cause right now I wasn't sure on where to start modding dispite not having the game on steam but yeah.

sorry for the trouble

[austere ravine]

I know I'm new to this server but no need to be rude if any.

[viscid quiver]

nah you're good

[torn zealot]

im legit being carried by blueprint burnt

[viscid quiver]

ignore him

there's some rude guys in serv

[viscid quiver]

yeah

[austere ravine]

Yeah, I mean I did not expect about that. But good to know

[viscid quiver]

well i didn't as well but truth is different

[narrow kindle]

what was wrong with canio

[verbal sable]

Damn

But canio is goated...

[viscid quiver]

it's not if there's no hang man

or glass

or trading card

[torn zealot]

yeah

[torn zealot]

literally nothing to destroy

[verbal sable]

If canio has 10 fans i'm one of them
If canio has 1 fan im him
If canio has 0 fans I'm already dead

(Not really I like Yorick more)

[viscid quiver]

scales faster + easier

[torn zealot]

too bad

canio couldnt help shit regardless

ok so

you guys, do i take this

so, the entire joker deck would only have stencil blueprint and burnt

since my flush is at lv40

[narrow kindle]

I don’t think losing Bloodstone is ideal, Raised Fist and Scary Face isn’t really doing anything for you though

[torn zealot]

yeah

scary face is only 1.5x

[verbal sable]

It scares me sell it :(

[torn zealot]

fuck is that profile picture

[verbal sable]

🔥

[torn zealot]

:burnt:

[verbal sable]

Loving the use of burnt joker

[torn zealot]

good run tbh

the burnt joker looks like lowtiergod meme

[sharp compass]

Help
That supernova looks attractive

[rich pawn]

skip

[torn zealot]

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[rich pawn]

First time create a random rare joker and set money to 0 actually comes in clutch

I had the add polychrome but destroy others, and create a duplicate of one joker

[cedar glade]

WHAT IS THIS

5MAV4412

[dusky oasis]

How the hell do I beat abandoned deck purple stake

[cunning hemlock]

Be better

[dusky oasis]

I can't do that

[calm gull]

i wish there was a joker that has a random joker effect

[terse nymph]

What?

[chrome pewter]

how to gwt these two

[cedar glade]

what do you mean

[chrome pewter]

you can just buy them at the start of the game?

[narrow kindle]

Obelisk 🔥 🔥 🔥

[grave crest]

double stuntman turned into this and I'm terrified

[sterile totem]

bus

[grave crest]

I got perkeo in ante 7 unseeded and then pulled brainstorm, blueprint, and baron like back to back 😭

[tranquil marsh]

I then lost the run immediately

[terse nymph]

No

[chrome orchid]

How do u get legendary? I'm kinda new to balatro

[high orbit]

RNG in arcana and spectral packs

[chrome orchid]

Cool

So you just randomly get them?

[velvet tinsel]

I just got e25 my high score:D (I suck)

(Unseeded btw)

[static stratus]

1 in 125 arcana packs will have a soul card, which gives you a random legendary joker of 5

[chrome orchid]

Okay thank you for the help

[static stratus]

oh nvm it's 0.3%

so like 1 in 300

[vapid pollen]

i was too greedy for the ankh and too happy when blueprint copied

[ionic vault]

ABSOLUTE cinema

[plain void]

ofc

[deep girder]

when do i give up?

[weary dock]

i hate chicot sm

[neon wren]

about an hour ago

[deep girder]

it wasnt even my best hand...

[vapid pollen]

why does royal flush exist when it is only used for brainstorm and the same scoring as straight flush? is it just because it exists real life

[paper crypt]

Answered your own question.

[vapid pollen]

aha okay alright

[jade nova]

satisfying high score (non plasma)

[fluid thorn]

That and also Brainstorm unlock

[vapid pollen]

i mentioned that.

[restive swallow]

nobody click that link

@swift sail hey

[long burrow]

I’m screwed

[restive swallow]

Oh no

[long burrow]

I have to do it though… none of my other hands are leveled up

It is done

[restive swallow]

Money is temporary... flushes are eternal

[long burrow]

Yes

Especially with checkered deck

I had the VHS tape and I DIDNT USE IT

I forgot I had it!

[indigo thunder]

well this is awkward...
triboulet just arrived, I'm playing pairs

[rich pawn]

I dm'd you frog

where's my suprise

[long burrow]

I did the same thing and am wondering that as well