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hacking my wee while canio watches
canio's wife's boyfriend said he could watch tonight
You should sell brainstorm for invis lmao
i make $1200 a hand now
If i had that run I'd somehow get goad again ante 7
i like how the former ceo of discord is in this server
why are they negative
what do you mean by that
yippie i got canio for the first time 💀
i said what i said
What's the easiest way to get the trophy for having $400
anaglyph
try to get rocket early and stack ur double tags
sell your soll
soul
funny, ppl said that on reddit too
HAHJAHSJAHS
Guys I just got Nubby Number Factory, looks fun
I DID IT
I WON MY FIRST GAME
ADFRY4UHTYG
AND I UNLOCKED BRAINSTORM
IM SO COOL
W
Erratic deck start with 7 kings and 6 queens
This is the perfect time to unlock trib
Ik this is a random question but is baldurs gate 3 worth buying
everything
I can’t believe I feel like I need to sell photochad
credit card in the consumable slot
lol
sock and buskin would have been a better option
without photograph sock and buskin doesnt do anything
Thing is I got oops all 6 and bloodstone
So a guaranteed x1.5 on all hearts
So all you do is filter for heart faces
I am playing checkered so it’s not that hard to do
ik but when you get the extra 2x mult it gives the bloodstone an extra boost
It does
But I had to sell SOMETHING
And it’s more likely than not that if my run goes long enough I’ll just pick something up to replace photochad
Sock and buskin is pretty needed for longevity
yes tru
ture
true
but to find the real best one to sell, you’d probably need to do the math
not trying to sound annoying correcting you, but it is photograph if you didnt know

lol
Photograph is good yeah. My entire joker lineup is solid tho
There was no easy choice
yeah
I wanted them all lol
yeah
when you get that far into a run it becomes hard to sell things
bc you optimize your jokers and build as you go
This is a guaranteed win 😭
its ante 10 what you on about 💀
Just realized that 😢
I mean I had the setup since like ante 6
yeah
Incredible
Balatro
Look inside
Photochad
Look inside
Heaven on earth
w run right here 👆
i wish i saved the seed
pretty good run
Look inside
Photochad
Ss of deck pls
Vouchers?
open lots tarot packs for some fools and deaths
Paintbrush, telescope, and clearance sale
Damn, only 3 vouchers at ante 10 😢
That’s the plan. I have time until ante 12. I can definitely clear ante 11
I haven’t seen adamn hieroglyph
No over stock or blank or anything else 😭
If I saw it I’d buy them lol
Have you been getting hat trick for the passed 7 antes 😢
Is that the one that adds normal cards to shop? I seen that like 3-4 times already
Past*
Omg what is that luck 😢
I been getting blessed on jokers and screwed on vouchers and to an extent less on tarots
I keep getting money tarots and not enough death and hanged man
Few chariots but just enough
Hold the f up
Hold the f up
Sell sock
🤔 do I gamble on soul or go for chariot like a principled man
It's balatro you always gamble
no there's no gambling in balatro!
The legendary could be really bad here
If I get the wrong one I cut a lot of my score
Upside potential is huge though
Bye bye Buskin
I’m gonna sell buskin. Yall riding or dying with me
ride together die together
No more busking😭
Incoming yorick
Rick: yo
At least getting you to ante 13 now
Probably not
Yeah
Does soul only give legendary jokers you haven't unlocked yet
Hieroglyph here huge
How do you think you unlock them 😢
I mean if I already got canio, I can't get it again until I get the other 4?
It’s random
That's not how that works 😭
You just gotta hope you eventually get them all for your collection
Damn
getting a gold sticker on a legendary does prevent you from getting that legendary in gold stake though (unless you have a gold sticker on all 5)
babaltro
I lost a cavendish a few days ago
Cry
So uhh I got vagabond for the first time
I’ve had it unlocked. I just haven’t found it before.
do I take the brainstorm, and for what?
are we fucking deadass
probably showman, right?
thaths what I was thinking
just needed another opinion
gotcha
What should I sell?
Mime
still mime tbh
thats just my opinion
cavendish giving you multiplier, photochad going crazy
sock and buskin also going crazy
Mimes just kinda there, it helps with gold cards but besides that its just okay. (spesifically in your run)
ahhhhhhh
i got a canio
but not a single hanged man, immolite or anything
at all
glass card and gambling!
tried and failed
this run is actually horrible, the only good thing about this run is canio but i cant do anytthing with it
you got the money, reroll!
ive played this seed for the past hour on 5 diff decks
its a chopped run other then canio
can i have the seed? id like to attempt
do i take wrathful here?
ante 2 mega pack canio
ur on checkered so sure
hanging chad would be fire here
yes
i might try to force it from riff raff
its fire everywhere
FINALLY HOLY SHIT
alr i finally got hanged man
using fool and spamming emporoer i got it
gg
arrowhead 💦
w
2 stuntmen vs. the psychic (no vouchers/juggler)
fire
4 fingers???
cause i could get another stuntman...
and then all that would take is 4 cards
fuck it
taking it
hell yea
can ceremonial dagger destroy eternals?
Nope
aw
Yeah if madness can’t destroy eternals then ceremonial can’t either
but madness still procs, ceremonial doesnt
Ngl ive never done a madness run
It’s dumb but fun
seems kinda mad
Madness is run carrying if you successfully get pass the first few antes
@pure grotto 👍
So that's how they lost the finger
I've never used stuntman before
I think ive only seen it once
On plasma deck, stuntman is also a free win
can someone teach me or give me some tips to win a run?
why is the top link for ortalab the demo
Don't lose
That should do it
ok
Is this game skill or just rng?
both
it is rng
it takes skill to use the rng to your favor
so yes some runs are luckier than others you will get better rolls/jokers/decks on some seeds
but it takes someone with skill to beat anything the game gives them
ANTE 1-2: focus on getting early jokers (anything with flat mult or chips) to help pass, also find a joker that generates money (or find some other way to generate it)
ANTE 3-5: focus on finding a "path"/"build" you want to buiold around, this could be straights, flushes, face cards, even cards, etc.
ANTE 6-8: find jokers that give you "mult" (multiply your score", this could be anything
ideally you want to get mult jokers earlier because most "scale" (aka build up) but 6-8 is the latest you should be getting them
I’m not sponsored but y’all should try out Nubby’s Number Factory
ok sounds great thank you so much i doing a run rn im at ante 5
yeah ramen is a mult sclaer( althgough poorly)
looks like you have money under control which is good
i would try to find a niche you build around now
your joker loadout is good but its pretty general purpose
like getting a joker like this one tells you "okay, i need to build around duplicating cards with death/card packs" and play for three of a kinds, four, and five
ramen is neg so no point in not taking plus it was free
flushes easily
at least early game
i think going for four of a kind is harder but more rewarding
but flushes and straights are good to win
should i be using smered jocker for flush?
🥲 thank you cerulean bell really cool (couldnt draw a four of a kind)
mmm its not nessecary tbh
the suit tarots do a good job enough of making enough of one suit
i would just focus on enhancements and mult
but like im not good at the game
so
who knows
imo if you have a spare joker slot and you're going flushes you can go smeared, but i'd try to focus more on scoring
what do i go for?
well first of all put the polychrome hiker to the right
chat, i got lucky
Is that 3rd one a modded joker?
thats campfire
CHIGOAT
i dont know what to do. Should i splurge and really go for a flush?
FUCKING HUGE
Where is the best place to find good synergies?
Just got my first ever win with this
Always love my boy baseball card
Not a bad start with seed money for plasma deck. I want to get a high score this run. Hanging chad already pretty good
rip
ride the bus on abandon deck is so peak
Balatro can be extremely consistent even on gold stake if you’re good enough, however if you aren’t that then rng can be a substitute for skill
Idk if this makes sense I hope it does
Take faceless
did it
Why
Lol
Rule of funny
i lied
Real
You clearly haven't seen the e's yet..
I'm just a week in 😦
I've been building myself to greater heights. This is my best run by far
why is your deck polychrome
it's not. Just modded. It reskins all the decks. It's just the plasma deck
oh ok goes hard actually
Yeah I thought they looked pretty cool
I can't believe it took me this long to figure out scoring cards in hand is bonkers crazy compared to stacking mult in joker zone lol
red seal steels ❤️🔥
three of em actually
I'm trying to dupe em
and I got a FANTASTIC joker setup
My seltzer is about to die which is sad but I'm gonna try to find a replacement joker for it
Insane run i made on black stake
So im bowling with broly rn
should my deck be better optimized by now?
Im the only kid here everyone else is adults
What do I do chat
(Broly as in the voice actor)
im kid too :3.
💀
Theres exactly enough people bowling for me to not be able to play
Dbz fans
I would leave but I payed 50$ to be here and it was like 4p minutes to get here
Im not a fan of dbz 😔
He was in full metal alchemist, soul eater, and ouran too
Hug?
Huh?
This is my first round score over a billion
Goddamn corrector
dubs
bro hella early into getting into the game I got earlygame trib on plasma and this happened
pre sure I got a larger hand that run but ye
damn lmao
you want the blueprint copying the mime tho
more efficient
gold cards is wild
lol
doesn't even care for score yet
nah it's probably better if you're easily beating the blinds ngl
just wanna move to steel once you can't easily win
yeah ive been slowly pivoting to only kings and now i gotta get steels
OH MY GOD
NEGATIVE BEAN
LMAOOO
HAHAHA
Red
for serpent yea
Yep
How did u get so many aces
Checkered Deck my beloved
Spectral card rolled me into aces lol
ouija gaming
Flipped a bunch of hearts to a random rank which ended up as aces lol
Ouija let's go
Heck yeah
I wanna do an abandoned deck run and find ouija on that
Ouija helped me beat an orange stake using wee joker
one time I used ouija for the godliest cloud 9 of all time
Dang
By midway through the run I was getting like $40 off it
I love stuntman
I can tell
That was genuinely how I won my first run on plasma
Peak shop
Hiker
Currently i envy you
wait yeah this is really good, keep duping that steel ace of spades and make your whole deck aces of spades
Did I win the run guys
Yes
-# The blind that counters specifically your deck lurking
Which blind counters aces
I ended up losing this run 😭
I think mine was legit just like farming planets and a stuntman
I had like 8 blue seal cards in my deck and both a spaceman and burnt joker
Crimson or the hearts blind
i swear to god if this hits the banana
Damn I need directors cut right about now then
Ectoplasm on some of the worst jokers 😢
Hiker, walkie talkie, hanging chad, chicot, the hack
balatro if local thunk knew how to do pixel art
I c no difference
More polygons
polygons??
It’s literally just higher res
im making all of them btw
Holy another peak shop
Give me your copy of balatro
Shop legit just telling you that you’re playing endless now
give me your seed bro
I get 80 ass runs and then 1 or 2 good ones
I consistently get good runs then get the counter blind
The humble retcon:
Yk the amount of times I've gotten retcon
Maybe like
35% of runs
Incredible
The one's i do usually get screwed by
My deck just not giving me
What i want
How many stakes r there
That's cool but this shop is cooler
I love when I’m scoring like e20 off of what’s effectively a king of clubs particle accelerator and then get slammed by round 11 the club
How
White red green blue purple orange something in the middle and then gold
Black
What do you even get rid of?
Challenge runs have convinced they have better seeds
Real actually
How many decks?
Why is this game so cruel
I might.... might have a chance lol
and if I can get through this I'm cruising again
You can survive just play the ace of spades
Red blue green yellow black magic zodiac anglaivstjll plasma andoned checked erratic and probably more
Lol
I've won 35-40 runs then
Full red deck
Full blue deck
Haha funy hand
whyy
Don't mind the 58 Jupiters
I have atleast 10,000 runs
Bro 😢
Observatory run
Noooo
That kinda thing happened to me twice today it's so sad
Reset
A first shop brainstorm and DNA that I couldn't afford
That's what i do atp 🥺
Ion remeber it lol
Ohh these are just saved screenshots?
Not live okes
Ones
Balatro is a perfect game with no bugs or glitches
Yeah
i don't see anything wrong
dna is hella overrated im ngl
You guys acting like that's the only baron + blueprint seed in the world 😭😭🙏🙏
Don't mind this being ante 5
I want all your seeds at this point
It's two rare jokers 😭😭😭
Pause
Crazy
Imma need you to payse
DNA is hella underrated ngl
Dna plus trading card is so good
Is yorick worth it past blue stake?
You have a lot of good runs
I just don't screenshot a ton
I have like 14 wins 😢
Yeah
It’s still faster scaling than like every other scaling joker
Whatt
I have like 30 and my runs are not that good
It takes 2-3 rounds to get it to the next scale tho no?
2 of them being stuntman on plasma
I don't have many wins but they all almost always get to ante 14 at least
yall r playing for endless but not thinking longterm
Still inf scaling, worth it imo
By the end of ante one it's only x2
Bo?
No?
So at the end of the run it's like
X8-x9
every legendary other than mayyyyybe triboulet is worth picking up almost every time for ante8 runs
MAYBE x10
I got two early brainstorms today
One I couldn't afford and the other I lost ante 4 😭
otherwise for endless only perkeo matters
Yeah but it scales by 1x
Only like madness would theoretically be faster
That's pretty good
you get about 2x per ante
3 discards x 5 per round is 45 discards per ante
Plus the scaling condition is SUPER easy
Yorick + Merry Andy may be one of my favourite joker pairings
Talking abt blue stake
It’s costless
thats still 30 per ante
and you can always find more discards
so by the end its like x9
another thing is that legendaries don't appear in the shop
so its not even like you have to pay $10 early
I love multiple eternal madnesses
This was funny
Round two??
I got that once naturally
Omg
Same
Tbf I don't get stuff unnaturally
I've played seeded like twice
Same
What is
Chicot
Surely a legendary is better than popcorn
Not that legendary
I mean if you ecto it
😢
It's so good
Chicot can be good with ecto
I hate that damn clown
e12 as of like two days ago
Before that it was like 100m
Naneinf
Damnn
DAMNN
unseeded
Nice
?
Unseeded?
Ye
Omg
LET'S GO
You're a pro
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEENA
I still don't have a single gold stake 😢
I got e16 with the seed ALEEB
Hey you'll get there
Howww
What's everyone's most played hand
I mean me neither
White stake enjoyer lol
Oh i have 2
Isn't that the one with the round one legendary
I don't actually know, I'll have to check on Monday
Either high card flush or flush five
Two round one legendaries, one round two legendary, one round three legendary, and one round five legendary 🥰
I think flush would probably be my most played one 😔
Horrible run solely because of chicot
I did sell it for blueprint
And then I lost to the plant
I got karma
Damn
It was my first plasma win
Dont you ever disrespect my goat like that again
Hmmmm
That's hard
I hate that bum
chigoat is the greatest joker to ever be added
The humble bluey:
CHIGOAT 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The only chigoat I know is one with pink hair and is fast
blueprint is dogshit
Excuse me
I said what I said blueprint is the worst joker in the game
That's just so obvious bait
Ooh nice
I mean ig in a vacuum sure. But we're not talking abt a vacuum.
if sarcasm is bait now then sure
Perkeo
Trib
Yorick
Canio
Chicot
That's the list of the best to worst legendary jokers
EXCUSE ME
Noc
No
No
oh hell nah
Chicot
Triboulet
Yorick
Perkeo
Canio
perkeo above yorick
Bro hasn't seen the perkeo particle accelerator before 😢
Cap
perkeo is a good joker for anything
My one is
Yorick
Trib
Canio
Perkeo
Chicot
Perkeo/Crypted goes so hard
Why do y'all hate chicot?
Perkeo is literally one of the ways to hit naneinf bro 😭
I don't even
It just doesn't score
What if I'm just tryna get gold stake?
Unless i get observatory early
I just realized why are three of the legendaires xmult and one has the weirdest ability ever
It's an ideal negative for me
If I'm just tryna beat anti 8
3
Perkeo is more or less useless
I just got my best score of e11
Unless I'm tryna get
If you just want to beat ante 8 trib or yorick are the best
Naneinf
you're right perkeo is so useless amirite
HELL NO
haha
Chicot number 1 cuz I'm a casual and don't wanna think about extra boss rules
whats so great about perkeo!
Niceee
I think two days ago I got e12 for the first time ever
Perkeo really good but only with multiple
Bro 😢
What was your build?
Still wins in 2
I used shoot the moon with steel red seal queens and level 54 high card, I used blueprint and burned joker to get a really high level
just like baron early game
Purple stake killing me fr
Fr
I know lol I just thought it was funny 4/5 kings show up on the draw
Everything above black is just
and 3 are debuffed
Epicc
you’ll get used to it
Odd Todd my king
What did you use to get e12
nevermind everything is great
I alr golded 2 decks
I'm used to it
Doesn't mean i like it 😭
e11 is the lowest number that'll show an e
i don’t think that’s enough to qualify
I love odd Todd
Going back to red stake the next deck is whiplash Everytime
and even steven
ok this seed is weird
Photochad, blueprint, idol and brainstorm
Just get vampire bozo 😢
Midas mask negative is cursed
Nice
😭 I didn't say i was good i just said i was used to ut
Rare footage of me using chicot
Best joker in the game
coming from someone that had to streak gold stake runs, i think it takes more than 2 successful runs to get used to the power changes
I think I had both blueprint and brainstorm on a hitting idol to get the e12
It unironically made me lose
How?
How often does idol hit, I feel like it would be really rare
You win
Got rid of one of my good jokers for a soul and got hot ass 😢
I got to around 75% of my deck to one card, so it hit like three out of four times
Full house
BELIEVE
Just play the full house bozo
guys
I thought idol was for every card in the game I didn’t know it was just cards that you had, that makes it a lot better
Just play the pair bozo
Yeye it narrows, and the more of one card you get the more of a chance you get to hit it
pair scores like 100 points lmao
Cool
1 in however many non stone unique cards you have in your deck and more for each copy
Rip
8Q7DIQT4
User error
AHHHHH IT'S NOT 4X SPEED IT BURNS MY EYES
Are you playing 0.25% speed 😭😭
yeah
It burns
Atp I only ever turn off 4x so I can fix my jonkler lineup after the boss shuffles them
Why?
Disgusting
starting off with a bang
You can turn the game speed up?
In settings yeah
The spare time 💔
Yes 😢
oh good to know
I used to play x2 speed but I got bullied into x4 and now it's the only thing I can play
I went from 1x to 4x the second me cousin told me about it
Actually wild behaviour
my brain speed when someone tells me to do a very simple task
that's rookie number, you can turn your speed up up to 16x
With mods but I don't mod
Not even qol ones
I love space joker
not mod, but just plain text editinh
Wish I could screenshot but I had a checkered deck run with like level 45 flush
i never palyed any mod btw
(Also, bloodstone)
Why can't you screenshot
Rip
I do have a screenshot of the jokers on my pc but im too lazy to get out of bed
Nvm im not
I have not seen a single Cavendish today
I broke like five bananas but never found a single one
Or an oops all sixes
I used to play at 1x for so long but after changing to 2x 1x feels like my body’s gonna decompose before this hand scored
Frr
At what e does it become naninf
That's a good question actually
@plain dagger do you know the answer to this perchance
Michel broke at ante 8 and cavendish was in the next shop right after it broke
Crazy
1.8e308
redrawing every single joker in 2x res
part 2: The Sinful Jokers
I was doing some more Gold Stake runs... and got this crazy run with two Triboulets and a Perkeo (Seed: IQNLC6CK)
Ooh you should put that in #1156061354076155944
That's a good one
Drop a mod king
ank would go hard
balatro when balatrisn't walks in
does the manacle proc matador?
Would you guys rather drink slightly tainted water for a year for 500 thousand dollars or drink a cup of chemical sludge right now for 1 million dollars
I feel like I’d be able to do a lot more with my 500k than I’d be able to with my million tbh
the taste though?
It tastes like iron
hmm
Like you licked a metal pole
I feel like if I did do the million, a vast majority of it would be going into treating me after I drink they sludge
and is the chemical sludge safe to drink? just incredibly disgusting?
how does it make you sick without killing you
this is too fantastical and withdrawn from reality
Are they facing the front or to the side?
Neither. They’re exploring each others bodies 💯
What noses look like that from the front?
Joe’s
Who the hell is Steve Jobs
Ligma balls 👊
https://youtu.be/LfvOi5ctQhA?si=vRxNx1masrtTV_mt kitten gets smashed by a brick and guts splatter everywhere
THE TRUE IDENTITY OF SCOUT JR.'S MOM REVEALED!! ANOTHER POINTLESS MYSTERY SOLVED!
You will note that this cat is NOT SPEEDO. See if you can guess her name!
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Clickbait 😡
anyone wanna do the math if i shuold buy photograph and replace a hologram thats at 5.5x? im doing lucky kings with red retrigger
What about e621
i got the best jumbo spectral pack ever
5.5x poly hologram is 8.25x
Photograph with chad is 8x
ty
with retriggers its more
so photograph is indeed da wae
what retriggers are we talking about here?
red seals
didn't see that part, photo would be 16x then
it's common, pretty easy to reroll for it at least
heh
@indigo ibex in answer to your question
ok chat so is this optimal for lucky cards with red seal?
preceded by me dumping all my double tags on a $7 discard tag
give localthunk more money:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/Balatro/
This game prepared me for balatro
#### ###
just barely missed my out yikes
i forgot to reroll the boss blind
i think i couldve made it 1 more ante
but ante 18 built around 7s and ancient joker is both funny and impressive
dudee howw
in the first couple antes i got a mega spectral pack with wraith and ankh
decided to send it
got 2 ancient jokers
also this was on purple stake too
holy w
I think Orange Stake hates me because every Blueprint I get is Perishable </3
How to even win double or nothing bruh
AI found a 10 of spades seed.
wee deck
2 of those makes a wee wee deck
photograph?
u are playing face cards right
is a negative blueprint and dna code any good?
na
Is there a way to check all skip vouc hers in a run
Yea
No they get generated as you move up the rounds and antes
should i send it somewhere
can i check the skip blind rewards
No
Boy do I love getting a blueprint on first round shop with no way of buying it 😭
credit card in the voucher
ante 1 on gold stake and you open the first buffoon pack what do you take
13
19
1
Rocket
Huh i thought for sure that would be more even
i guess econ is more consistent than madness yeah
Man. 😭 Even if you get the hermit it doesn't really help 🥲
yeah that's some insanely bad luck 😭
I guess you just gotta hope it comes up again 💔
Money? 🐍
"you need econ on higher stakes"
I just finished a run with eternal rocket on like ante 2 lmao
it's just more comfortable with econ
I know, lmao, I had a juiced up rocket that run, the cashout was like 30 dollars or something
fun build, after getting brainstorm, card sharp didn't even have to trigger
jokers like these make pairs my favorite hand
I think I have a bugged brainstorm
It says every joker I have is incompatible
Including golden joker which I know it can copy
It cannot copy golden joker
it cannot copy golden joker
I havent played balatro for months
Can it copy jokers with modifiers?
modifiers?
Just send a screenshot of your jokers perhaps
Cannot
Things like that
it doesnt copy the editions
Dang 😔
It only copies the joker effects, not the editions
but it having an edition doesnt make the joker incompatible
you just got an unlucky bunch i guess
it wont let you copy any of those?
It should be able to copy everything except golden
^
Maybe you aren't placing the joker you want to copy to the leftmost position?
leftmost means the joker on the left of ALL your jokers, not the joker to the left
Brainstorm copies the joker that's leftmost in your roster
Oh
What you are doing is trying to copy the joker to it's right
Ooohh
Thanks 👍
thats why its slightly worse than blueprint
^
Hello
how to complete completionist++ faster?
be gooder
ghost deck or anaglyph
Play game
i'd prefer yellow
Roffle or Doc?
Better content creator ?
Both fulfill different niches
roffle is good to fall asleep to
doc makes you feel inferior
opens video
Yeah but which you prefer
Some decks work better with other jokers
So don't souly rely on yellow just because extra money
Help me
Reading roffle comments on videos makes my day always
roffle and doc are pals anyway
My unseeded run so far. I got retcon, Do I need ecto, or just spam dna and burglar and serpent to get nanif
whats the bug
controller only but u can drag the card on the main menu off screen and the longer u hold it the more of a mess the main menu becomes
I accidentally rerolled this😮💨
The build looks like it has potential but I don't know anything about naneinf runs🤷
What edition are these?
man breaking chains image
i never need to play green deck on blue stake+ ever again
Already did 😎


