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[dusty jay]

Not much handsomeness

The jawline is off

[queen obsidian]

ill send u a cat in a suit then

[dusty jay]

Predator eyes tho

[queen obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1050230714127356004/1129992212730609704/caption-6.gif?width=295&height=427

also this

[dusty jay]

1500 social credits

[queen obsidian]

here he is

cat in a suit and tophat

not very cute

a little menacing

but we dont judge

also i think hes a grown man in his 40s

[dusty jay]

Cathomas Shelby

Mafia

[queen obsidian]

wrong pic

[dusty jay]

You reminded of that ed Shereen somg

[queen obsidian]

btw guys

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244083301367681105/1370215708587327488/togif-1.gif?ex=682001d2&is=681eb052&hm=23e838b13903992956e07a75316d012b42314e2da03539c1103f0c9bf01076f6&

[dusty jay]

We don't talk anymor

[queen obsidian]

ok im gone

also

befdore im gone

slay the spire is better than balatro

way better

[restive swallow]

completely subjective take

the games aren't similar at all

[queen obsidian]

card ga,es

games

[dusty jay]

Yeah go

I like to play uno sometimes

[restive swallow]

why you bein rude wtf

[dusty jay]

Yaoi

You know alot about that stuff apparently

Expert..

Your expertise...

I can sense it.

[queen obsidian]

see

i didnt sa anything

[dusty jay]

Ahahaha

[queen obsidian]

wheres your proof

[dusty jay]

I took multiple photos

[queen obsidian]

no you did not

[dusty jay]

I'm showing them to ur friends

[queen obsidian]

jokes on you

i dont have friends

[dusty jay]

You dont

Yup

I knew a bozo like you would say that

[queen obsidian]

this is the process

wait not this

this

then

this

wait

wrong one again

this

then

[slim junco]

chat im cooked

[queen obsidian]

no

to not lose

can i sya this

[restive swallow]

what the hell

[queen obsidian]

nice

[restive swallow]

interesting choice

[queen obsidian]

is that the jack card?

[queen obsidian]

.,

[slim junco]

fym the jack card

[queen obsidian]

the card that boosts jacks

[slim junco]

nuh uh

+1 hand size

[queen obsidian]

what is it

oh

[quick yacht]

What da fuq have you done

It's okay, you can just get a +mult joker

Increase your Hand Level, get Enchanted Cards lmao

That's the best route you could take, with those jokers

[slim junco]

what

[queen obsidian]

wym what

thats completly notmal

[honest lance]

Invisible joker has a red back

It's easier to tell which joker is which because of invisible

[queen obsidian]

i tought this was basic knowledhe(i didnt know either)

[slim junco]

i didnt have the invisible

[hoary kernel]

duplkicates have a red back

[thin idol]

Bruh what did my idol just do to me??

[honest lance]

I mean when invisible procs

[thin idol]

1/39 smfh

[hoary kernel]

1/39 chance....

[slim junco]

oh right

[hoary kernel]

😭

[honest lance]

Not invisible itself

[thin idol]

I’ve a hangman too 😭

[honest lance]

If you copy trib you're probably fine

[thin idol]

Nah gotta copy retrigger all face cards

I had it on the wrong one tho good looks

[queen obsidian]

@amber burrow

[honest lance]

Good boy

[thin idol]

Quick with it

@amber burrow

[queen obsidian]

bro

[thin idol]

😶‍🌫️

🫣

[honest lance]

You're the security guard who is underqualified calling backup

[thin idol]

Just wanted to share my 1/39 idol w you guys

Have a good rest of your weekend. Tell your moms you love them

✌🏼

[pastel junco]

Out of all of those kings

[honest lance]

Should've made rock and stone

[thin idol]

😭

These were from that run too if you wanna try the seed

Suuuper easy start

Double polychrome bloodstone ante 2

[thin idol]

I had a hangman in my hand for the 2

[full granite]

I’ll say it. I hate zodiac deck

[wintry patrol]

why

[full granite]

I like most of the other decks more

[wintry patrol]

i mean, what's wrong with zodiac deck? you just get to see more tarots and planets

[full granite]

Overstock is nice, I don’t know how much I care for the other vouchers

Ghost deck, now that’s cool af

[wintry patrol]

tarots are good :/

[full granite]

They are

But eh? It’s not an exciting deck

[wintry patrol]

and it doesn't actually make you see less jokers because you start with overstock
iirc you actually see slightly more jokers per reroll

[full granite]

Ok great my shops are slightly better

[wintry patrol]

that's fair, i guess

[full granite]

But that’s all it does

at that point might as well play yellow deck

[wintry patrol]

idk, i like zodiac because seeing more tarots enables more deck fixing which allows for more weird builds

ghost deck is definitely more fun though

[full granite]

I think I just like the interesting decks more?

[wintry patrol]

in terms of shop altering decks

[full granite]

Plasma is really good but it also is just interesting

[wintry patrol]

i don't really enjoy plasma

it's too different from regular gameplay

if going to ante 8

and in endless it's just like lol increase your score

[full granite]

Really good for high scores though

[wintry patrol]

idrc about high scores though :/

[full granite]

1000 x 1 mil is not as good as 500,500 x 500,500

One is 1000000000 and the other is 250500250000

Which is two whole extra digits worth of value

[wintry patrol]

the thing is for it to actually be better than other decks your mult has to be over 5x your chips or your chips have to be over 5x your mult and i really don't like the pivot you usually have to do from chips to xmult during the midgame

[full granite]

That’s a fair criticism yeah

[wintry patrol]

it's just too different from regular gameplay for me

[full granite]

It’s really hard to know the exact pivot point

[wintry patrol]

yeah

ofc you can occasionally win off of just chips but that requires really good scaling like 2 copies of runner or something

[full granite]

Bull or stuntman

I love those guys

[wintry patrol]

i had a run once where i got 2 copies of runner in plasma and accidentally got the achievement for winning without rerolling lol

[full granite]

Lol

I still need to go out and unlock onyx agate and the one for diamonds

[wintry patrol]

just don't need anything else
which is fun but also kind of disappointing sometimes tbh

[full granite]

Arrowheads and bloodstone was easy because checkered deck exists

[wintry patrol]

onyx agate is cool
rough gem is...fine

[full granite]

I’m just looking to unlock every joker

[wintry patrol]

like it's decent money but all the other gem jokers are better

[full granite]

Not the type of player to intentionally not unlock a joker for a better pool

If it’s “bad”

[wintry patrol]

yeah idk that seems really silly lmfao

[full granite]

Some players do it

[honest void]

guys

[full granite]

I know people who still haven’t unlocked hit the road because it’s mediocre

And they don’t want it clogging up the joker pool

[wintry patrol]

it dilutes the rare pool for the best rare in the game, blueprint !!!!!!!!!!

oh no!

[full granite]

I know right

[honest void]

kinda useless info but if you played on the blue deck with the grabber and nacho tong and 5 burglars (no negative editions)

[wintry patrol]

whatever shall you do

[vapid thistle]

the only time where i could imagine hit the road being good if you start with like 15 jacks on erratic deck

[honest void]

you'd have around 22 hands

[vapid thistle]

since like who builds towards jacks

[full granite]

I was yesterday days old when I idiotically realized burglar is an econ joker

[wintry patrol]

i've had 2 runs where hit the road was good

[full granite]

[wintry patrol]

yeah burglar is excellent econ in the right scenario

[honest void]

huh

[urban shuttle]

Just figured out invis joker was the one unlocked by only using 4 or less jokers in a run

[full granite]

More hands remaining = more money

[honest void]

oh

that makes sense

[full granite]

I for some reason never pieced that together first time I saw it

[sweet shuttle]

Balatro

[wintry patrol]

it's already an extra $3 but if you have any econ that triggers on hand (reserved parking, golden ticket, gold seals, etc.) it becomes amazing

[full granite]

Unless you’re playing green deck, hands are more valuable than discards

[mint mauve]

i really break Balatro

[full granite]

And even then hands are prolly still better in green lol

[wintry patrol]

i mean yeah hands give $2 in green

[sweet shuttle]

I've been trying to win a run with red deck and have been having the worst luck lol

[honest void]

ive won a run in every deck

[sweet shuttle]

Nice

[honest void]

and out of all the decks, blue deck is the one where I've reached at gold stake

kinda confusing

[sweet shuttle]

I should say I only started playing yesterday

[full granite]

I’m about a week in?

[sweet shuttle]

So far I've won twice total using green deck and yellow deck

[full granite]

It’s addicting af so I get experience fast lol

[sweet shuttle]

Yeah

[wintry patrol]

checkered is probably the easiest deck
some people say plasma is but it teaches you really bad habits that don't work for any other deck in the game lol

[honest void]

you'd instantly understand the addiction the second you know how to strategize lmao

[full granite]

Yellow deck doesn’t sound super flashy because it’s just an extra $10 at start of run and no benefit later, but that $10 is important at the time when you need it most

Kickstarts the run

[honest void]

that happened to me

[wintry patrol]

yeah yellow deck helps a lot

[full granite]

My biggest problem with checkered deck is that flushes just aren’t very good later on

[sweet shuttle]

I've been trying to win a run using 3 of a kind for some reason

[wintry patrol]

also it's effectively an extra $12 because of interest

[honest void]

I agree

[sweet shuttle]

Haven't has much luck

[pallid hawk]

this the only time square joker has worked for me and its because it's negative 😭

[sweet shuttle]

Yup

[full granite]

Abandoned deck at least lets you go for straights which scale better

Flushes just ick

[honest void]

with enough copying you'd probably want to switch for five of a kinds

[wintry patrol]

i'd recommend going for four of a kind rather than five of a kind if you're doing that

[sweet shuttle]

Yeah next time I hop on balatro I'm gonna go for straights

[wintry patrol]

five of a kind gets barely any extra scaling over four of a kind and is a lot harder to play

[honest void]

why is everything eternal dawg

[full granite]

If you go for five of a kind you can also pivot into flush 5’s later as well

[pallid hawk]

challenge deck

[honest void]

tried that once, it's kinda fun

[wintry patrol]

yeah, flush fives are very rarely viable in an ante 8 run though

[full granite]

Yeah that’s fair

[wintry patrol]

straights are the most fun hand imo

i love straights

[full granite]

I’ve been learning tons trying to get paste ante 11 which has been walling me

And my view of the game is starting to warp a bit lol

[wintry patrol]

the only problem is trying to play them in blue stake+ because the -1 discard makes drawing them inconsistent

[reef mirage]

its challenge deck there is one that all jokers are eternal

[honest void]

didn't notice the deck, my bad

[shy dune]

Crimson heart disabled the one joker that would win the blind

[honest void]

just play one useless card

[shy dune]

Remove crimson heart from the game

[shy dune]

It was my last hand

[wintry patrol]

and then half of what you learn becomes useless once you switch from high antes to high stakes lol

[honest void]

damn that sucks

[shy dune]

If I was gambling real money I would blow up the casino

[sweet shuttle]

I beat crimson heart with green deck. I panicked at first because i didn't realise that it was one disabled joker at a time instead of eventually disabling all of them

[wintry patrol]

crimson heart and cerulean bell suck
rng bad

[sweet shuttle]

Also ancient joker carried both of my winning runs

[wintry patrol]

well cerulean bell at least doesn't matter if you aren't playing a 5 card hand

yeah ancient joker is quite good

[vapid thistle]

i once got a run where i had invisible joker and invisible joker ante 2

i also found a brainstorm later on

it was soooo goooood

unfortunately it was erratic deck so i spent most of the game on trying to get 13 of each suit

[full granite]

I feel like invisible joker is bait

[wintry patrol]

just want to avoid getting a boss blind that debuffs its suit but you can check the suit and skip the big blind if it's different/play the big blind if it's the same to prevent that from happening

[vapid thistle]

well not when you have a single joker thats broken

[wintry patrol]

invisible joker can be very good in some scenarios but often it's bait

like if you have 1 really good joker and 2 that are still decent if copied then i'd take it

[vapid thistle]

yeah

i just abuse exiting the game when i use invisible joker

[wintry patrol]

a lot of the time it's really not worth it and will just effectively be a 2x to your score though, which you can find elsewhere without wasting a joker slot for 2 rounds

save scumming smh :/

[sweet shuttle]

My first exposure to Balatro was rtgame's videos on it

[vapid thistle]

i think same for me

[sweet shuttle]

Das a lotta spades

Wait

I just realised my spades are purple and clubs are black

[tall galleon]

dm me if u want a giveaway for free games that im hosting on my server (btw so i dont get banned this aint no dirty ahh scam)

[sweet shuttle]

Why are your spades black and clubs blue?

[full granite]

I’ve really been sleepin on hieroglyph

[spiral ridge]

High contrast color settings

[full granite]

[spiral ridge]

Changes every suit to be an entirely different color so it's easier to just SEE the suit

[honest void]

dude this strategy just fucking works for no reason whatsoever

[noble wagon]

plant

[honest void]

oh no

luckily the shop had a director cut

[pallid hawk]

holy luck

[full granite]

Oh no this blueprint is eternal

Whatever shall I do

[young bolt]

for what are you gonna use it

[pallid hawk]

the swash

[full granite]

Swash plus all those eggs is big value for the challenge

[misty flicker]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fathom minnow]

English only in this server please.

[sweet shuttle]

Oh so that's something egg I good for

[young bolt]

that was A GODDAMN JOKE LMAO

[honest void]

what did he say

[pallid hawk]

"Chatting with talking cartoon animals in children's games on mobile devices causes obesity, serious stomach disease and irresistible pain in the Yemeni campaign."

[reef swallow]

we don't know. thats the problem

[honest void]

oh

[pallid hawk]

but yeah no one here is guaranteed to speak it so dont

[honest void]

wait can't admin see deleted messages?

you can also copy the message in case

[sudden burrow]

flush purist win

[misty flicker]

GG bro

[rare pivot]

More.

You need MORE

[sudden burrow]

and its cousin - jupiter craze win

[rare pivot]

Come back to us when you hit a hundred

[pallid hawk]

im not going to endless im bored but this is amazing luck

[full granite]

Ain’t doin so bad here

Blueprint keeps hopping over to burnt joker for first discard and then back to reserved parking for sweet sweet $

[pallid hawk]

abstract joker ante 7

[full granite]

Yeah I’m tryin to dump it

I keep putting money into tarot

[sudden burrow]

what's that cardback? mod or just custom checkered

[pseudo hearth]

put it on abstract that flush isnt giving you any value off parking

[full granite]

Yeah it just movin around to where it needed

But 8 chances for a dollar there ain’t bad

[pseudo hearth]

wait i forgot what it does

yeah keep it on that lol

mb

[pallid hawk]

its okay i have to read reserved parking and business card everytime too

[sweet shuttle]

Pretty sure I got my flush level into the high 20s with spaceman joker and oops all sixes on my first winning run

[sweet shuttle]

Oh christ

[sudden burrow]

I had spaceman for about 4 rounds on the second run
hit me twice:)
then I sold it for baseball

most levels came from mime+blue seals

[sweet shuttle]

On my run it was hitting basically every time because of oops all sixes

[full granite]

Level 41 flush lol

[sweet shuttle]

Damn

[sudden burrow]

ahh a good synergy indeed

[wide crane]

Hey guys

My patreon ran out so now I'm talking here

[stiff hull]

Erratic deck go brrrr

[full granite]

Am I doing this score thing right?

[thick yoke]

is there a balatro playing deck?

merch

[wide crane]

Yup

Fangamer has em

[misty flicker]

https://www.fangamer.com/products/balatro-playing-cards

[thick yoke]

where can i buy that

ty

[misty flicker]

Yw

[wide crane]

Ts

[sweet shuttle]

Balatro is fun

[wide crane]

Yuppp

[full granite]

Coming along

[sinful matrix]

I can guess which deck you are playing on

Oh it writes on the corner

[dusky oasis]

Got my first soul last night

[sinful matrix]

Damn

[dusky oasis]

It was canio

On abandoned deck

[sinful matrix]

Canio is the only legendary I havent got yet

[dusky oasis]

I didn't even finish the run

I just closed the game and went to bed after that

[full granite]

i think I finally beat ante 11

[dusky oasis]

My dumbass would've tried to use dna

[minor pecan]

Does anyone have any tips and tricks to beat some of the different stakes trying to get all the decks and such

[full granite]

This is probably where my run dies unless I can roll something great at the shop

I need like a baron or somethin

[full granite]

Yeah. Run is dead unfortunately

That’s fine. Ante 12 is super respectable

[dusky oasis]

Anyone have any tips for erratic deck

Finally unlocked it

[sweet shuttle]

That's a good deck for flushing

[full granite]

Yeah it was a really fun deck. Tons of steel, ability to retrigger glass and polychrome with blueprint and hanging chad. Ability to dupe twice with blueprint dna. Plenty of money off my face cards

I just couldn’t get that last piece

I needed another x mult like baron to take it further

Or bloodstone

[dusky oasis]

What jokers synergize with 5s

[deft ravine]

Do you guys find yourselves taking the duo if you get the chance?

[mystic nymph]

[full granite]

Decent early game with enough planets/+ mult, dump it late game

And when I say late game I mean I’m trying to go endless

[covert ridge]

guess the 1 card i needed :>

[dusky oasis]

Is it a 10 perhaps

[molten umbra]

It was nice while it lasted

[covert ridge]

how did u knowwww

[dusky oasis]

Ok erratic deck kinda goated

[full granite]

We had a good run

51 million hand is respectable

[stiff hull]

Which stake is giving you trouble? Usually it’s green or purple

[minor pecan]

Blue currently

[royal zenith]

Free x2 mult for 5/9 hands, really good card imo
If i’m building towards straights or flushes then i probs won’t take it, otherwise i’d definitely take it

[stiff hull]

Blue is mostly about deck fixing. You want to make the hands you want easier to draw. Focus on smaller hands like two pair or pair to make it easier. It’s not required tho. Flushes especially can be fixed pretty easily

And of course, like any stake, focus on good Econ first

[full granite]

I’ll be real I took hieroglyph that run for the first time. I see the error of my ways. The -1 hand is nothing compared to the extra ante time

I slept hard on that voucher

[vapid thistle]

i think most people including me slept on hieroglyph since i didnt understand what -1 and -1 hand each round means

[full granite]

So long as you make use of the extra time you bought it’s well worth it

And I think you’re probably going to lose the run if you desperately need that hand you give up

If it requires that many hands to complete the blinds

might not lose right away, but ideally you’re already winning in fewer hands

Now that I unlocked petraglyph, is it also worth taking?

[dusky oasis]

Not a single standard pack is giving me a 5

[covert ridge]

just another day of jokerless

[dusky oasis]

I think erratic deck is my new favorite

[glad oriole]

doing flushes for jokerless is kinda wild

you gotta go 4oak or straights vro

[covert ridge]

i have a higher chance of getting flushes than straights or 4 of a kind even if it scalesless

[dusky oasis]

Real ones beat jokerless with only high card

[covert ridge]

this is the farthest i reached

most i reached with the other 2 is ante 3

[glad oriole]

it scales much less

half the chips

[covert ridge]

but i can consistently play it 2-3 times per round

[full granite]

Oh no perishable popcorn

[covert ridge]

gg restart ur run

[glad oriole]

doesnt seem like that happened last attempt

[covert ridge]

considering i didnt get a flush i highly doubt ill get 4 of a kind 💀

[glad oriole]

kid named deckfixing

[full granite]

WTF. I got perishable popcorn then perishable ice cream lol

[covert ridge]

i told u i literally cant pass ante 3 how would i fix my deck by then

[restive swallow]

no food for u

[full granite]

😦

[glad oriole]

straights and 4oaks literally scale 2x faster than flushes in terms of chips and 1.5x faster in terms of mult

[dusky oasis]

Of course space joker only hits on the hands that isn't the one I'm playing towards

[glad oriole]

idk but flushes aint the way to go

i know from other player’s experience

[restive swallow]

high card or bust

[glad oriole]

the best jokerless strategy

i wonder if thats possible tbg

with blue seals i wouldnt doubt it

[molten umbra]

GGS

[restive swallow]

gg

[full granite]

Hmmm do I take the early observatory? Might not see it again.

[molten umbra]

I needed red stamp in my kings

😮‍💨

[full granite]

Don’t we all

[molten umbra]

And I can go further

[full granite]

I got observatory. Now I need a blue stamp

[dusky oasis]

Which of the first 5 challenges is the easies

[vapid thistle]

omelette

i literally won it with 4 eggs and swashbuckler lmao

[molten umbra]

also rich get richer

A economy of 100 in early game is crazy

[vapid thistle]

oh right

i literally got like perkeo brainstorm mime baron etc on that

[molten umbra]

You can make a functional deck fast

[stray spire]

i got it again

[vapid thistle]

im not kidding i posted it in the seeds channel like a week ago

[limber quail]

she fool on my wheel 'til i Nope!

anyway good evening chat

[full granite]

Perkeo observatory.

Perishable superposition 🤔

[dusty jay]

Bust

[restive swallow]

Weak

[dusty jay]

I'm here for a good time not a long time

[dire smelt]

Has anyone here had a problem with balatro mods where when you try to load any mod it gets stuck at 100% loading

[restive swallow]

try in #⚙・modding-general

they will probably be able to help better

[dire smelt]

Thank you

[dusty jay]

Are snow bunnies just white girls or is there something else

I keep seeing these tiktoks

Is there a difference between white girl. And snowbunny

[restive swallow]

uhhh

i cannot answer this question

I mean i can but i won't

[dusty jay]

warum

That's german for why

Warum nicht?

That's german for why not

I'm learning german

[restive swallow]

i would rather not be banned

you have the internet you can do your own research

[errant aurora]

Ready-to-use Discord message:

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"Hey! Could someone please test a seed where Immolate can give:

• Triboulet (negative or normal)
• Perkeo (negative or normal)
• Mime
• Boot
  ...before Ante 4? I'm on mobile and can't run scripts. Any help would be amazing! Thanks!"

---

Paste this in #help or #seed-sharing and you're golden! Let me know if you'd like it tweaked. Please

I am brazilian

[dusty jay]

Oh yeah chatgpt coming in handy

[restive swallow]

try asking in #🌱・seed-chat that would be the best place for this i think

[dusty jay]

Beans I don't think it's banneble

Free speech

[restive swallow]

i'd rather not risk it tbh

[errant aurora]

No seed desse jeito na net

[dusty jay]

Risk it for the biscuit

[restive swallow]

you risk it!

[errant aurora]

🤦

[dusty jay]

I already have biscuits

I don't want more

[restive swallow]

what kinda biscuits

[errant aurora]

.?????

[dusty jay]

They're like those soft ones

Where the middle s choc

[glad oriole]

idt people need a template to ask for a seed

[dusty jay]

He's brazil

Ilan

[errant aurora]

@keen perch help me out bro

[dusty jay]

He's can nicht speak English

Nicht is German for not

Man I'm doing pretty good

[restive swallow]

You're nailin this german thing

[keen perch]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1156061354076155944

[fathom fjord]

All according to keikaku

TL: keikaku is Japanese for plan

[restive swallow]

i'm learning so much

[errant aurora]

Ymmm

Rode to immolate algm?

I am mobile

[glad oriole]

arigato

[thin pilot]

obelisk my beloved

[restive swallow]

I don't know any other languages just the kings english

[glad oriole]

i know english and some spanish thanks to school

and like 4 japanese words from anime and the internet

[restive swallow]

I thought about learning spanish

[thin pilot]

o shit lynn left

[glad oriole]

whaat

y

[thin pilot]

how come

the balatro server was just too hardcore...

its like vietnam out here

[glad oriole]

i think i remember some debate happening in off topic

about men

i dont wanna get too into it

[restive swallow]

off topic

[thin pilot]

u gon give me a brief expl tho>

?

i gotta know

o shit i got unfriended as well bahahah

AND i cant send gifs anymore

wadahell happened

[errant aurora]

Personal algorithm do you know how to run immolate on your cell phone or achat specific seeds on your cell phone?

[thin pilot]

ong i didnt type here for like a week and all dis happens

[glad oriole]

it was like an argument about hating men

[restive swallow]

what the hell happens in off topic...

[glad oriole]

honestly both sides had solid points

[thin pilot]

why would u hate men

[glad oriole]

they were just a bit too narrow

[thin pilot]

why would u hate anyone

nc nc nc

[glad oriole]

i personally love men

[thin pilot]

das funny that lynn left and unfriended every1

[glad oriole]

but like

we live in a society

[thin pilot]

frfr

[glad oriole]

[restive swallow]

i don't think this is the place to have this conversation

[thin pilot]

society where obelisk is a true peak male

[errant aurora]

???????

[glad oriole]

it isnt i’m juts explaining a potential reason why they left

[thin pilot]

amiright

[unique pawn]

sale balatrito

[restive swallow]

i'll drink to that

[thin pilot]

lynn was chatting here day and night tho

must have been one hell of an argument

[glad oriole]

yea but most people werent on their side

[thin pilot]

yesssir

[glad oriole]

i feel like there’s more nuance to the argument than just either you hate them or you dont

[thin pilot]

thats the dumbest argument i have ever heard

[restive swallow]

this entire conversation is dumb

[thin pilot]

shi was probably so lame every1 left

[errant aurora]

Everybody go fuck yourself, nobody answers me in this shit, that's why the United States is bad at football, but when I'm 18 I'm going to go and get blondes

[glad oriole]

i dont think its dumb

[thin pilot]

wsup bro

My man

[restive swallow]

bro we literally told you go to #🌱・seed-chat

[thin pilot]

Flape342

[restive swallow]

where you ask for seeds

[thin pilot]

nah broski i got u

[glad oriole]

chill out everyone here isnt even american

[thin pilot]

what do u need

[thin pilot]

aint reading allat

[restive swallow]

they're Brazilian (which means nothing to me)

they ask for a seed

send em to the seed chat

[glad oriole]

they’re brazilian

[restive swallow]

gets yelled at

[errant aurora]

There are no seeds there that I want to eat

[thin pilot]

how about i give u my seed shawty

[restive swallow]

i'm not even american wtf

[glad oriole]

idk why they mentioned it

im american!!!

[errant aurora]

Ummmmmm

[glad oriole]

woohooo

burgers and shit

lol

[errant aurora]

What pais you?

[thin pilot]

yeah... kinda sucks

[restive swallow]

i'm british, if you wanna insult me go ahead

[thin pilot]

BrItish

where yo END mate

ends

[glad oriole]

heh heh. chewsday innit

😹

[thin pilot]

im in chelmsford rn come around

[glad oriole]

i’m sorry

[restive swallow]

nah you're good lol

[glad oriole]

:3

[restive swallow]

say cap rn

[errant aurora]

You leave the group! The United States is only good for eating women

[thin pilot]

aint no cap

here for UNI MATE

[restive swallow]

the US eats women?

[glad oriole]

huh??

[restive swallow]

what a twist

[glad oriole]

i havent eaten women

[restive swallow]

wait do i have to leave because i'm not american?

dang

[glad oriole]

am i missing out

[thin pilot]

yes

[restive swallow]

I'm just here to be silly and stuff i don't wanna leave wtf

[glad oriole]

on the american dream or whatever

[thin pilot]

munch on da women

[restive swallow]

what a silly goober

[thin pilot]

nah broski come chelmsford bro its lowkey fire here 🔥

lights off by 9 pm

[restive swallow]

i'm not gonna do that but i appreciate the invite

[glad oriole]

sounds like something i wouldnt do

[thin pilot]

u have to

[restive swallow]

but i don't wanna

[thin pilot]

mhm

ok u dont have to

actually dont come

yeah dont do it

[restive swallow]

it's so far away from me

[thin pilot]

gotta start using that reverese psychology shi

[errant aurora]

Barcelona champions=5 Real Madrid chapions=15 🤓🥶🥶🥶

[restive swallow]

you pay for my train i'll come down

[glad oriole]

good job

[thin pilot]

das mad

u come here and then what

[glad oriole]

idk what ur talking about

[thin pilot]

god damn it i can t send gifs

when did they remove these permissions

[sterile solar]

Guys I just bought the rog ally x I hope it’s good

[glad oriole]

got bless localthunk

[thin pilot]

why

sending gifs is 90% of the fun in this chat

[glad oriole]

i hate gif

[thin pilot]

everything else lame

[glad oriole]

gif are gay

[thin pilot]

its ok i got them straight gifs

[sterile solar]

just like femboys

[glad oriole]

that just ain true

[opaque shard]

I use light mode

[thin pilot]

nah thats true

[sterile solar]

[glad oriole]

there’s straight femboysbtoo!!

[thin pilot]

men dressing as women is pretty gay

[glad oriole]

im not one of them though

[sterile solar]

kappa Chung is

[glad oriole]

it isnt inherently gay

[sterile solar]

[thin pilot]

how come

[glad oriole]

being gay is being attracted to the same gender as yourslef

it has nothing to do with gender presentation

[opaque shard]

Are there straight drag queens

[glad oriole]

or expression

[glad oriole]

probably idk

[sterile solar]

you remind me of my gay twink friend

[thin pilot]

yeah but if u hit that

its gay

[glad oriole]

yay

[sterile solar]

???

[glad oriole]

only if you’re a man

[thin pilot]

yes

[sterile solar]

😭

[glad oriole]

:3

[restive swallow]

i look away for two minutes...

[thin pilot]

ok idk what the conclusion was here

[sterile solar]

help

[thin pilot]

but we agree on obelisk being a man

right

[glad oriole]

sowwwy

[glad oriole]

nope

nuhuh

[thin pilot]

nah but

[sterile solar]

[thin pilot]

its been monthys now

[sterile solar]

[thin pilot]

how didnt u learn it

already

[glad oriole]

becuz

its clearly not

[sterile solar]

[errant aurora]

Varcelona champions=5 Toni kros chapions=6👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

[thin pilot]

it clearly is

its mad obvious

[glad oriole]

brother what are you talking about

[thin pilot]

woah thats crazy

[restive swallow]

okay let's roll back a little bit

@sterile solar what's up homeslice

good talk good talk

[thin pilot]

yes

[glad oriole]

i can talk!!

[thin pilot]

nah u cant

[restive swallow]

You can

doesn't mean you should

[thin pilot]

ur busy trying to

understand why

[restive swallow]

silence is golden sometimes

[thin pilot]

obelisk is a man

[sterile solar]

hru?

[restive swallow]

like... obelisk the tormentor

[sterile solar]

[errant aurora]

one thing is a fact more gays and more women free to have sex sex😶‍🌫️🥶😶‍🌫️🥶😶‍🌫️

[restive swallow]

i'm good thanks how are you

[thin pilot]

nah broski

obelisk the joker

[restive swallow]

what the hell is this guy sayin

[sterile solar]

doing good

[glad oriole]

???

[thin pilot]

brotha

what are u saying

[restive swallow]

idk man obelisk the tormentor is kinda hard to beat

[sterile solar]

Who needs sex when you got the gym, rahh

🦅

[restive swallow]

got that infinite attack stat

[glad oriole]

i need sex :(

[restive swallow]

hell yeah get those grinds 💪

[glad oriole]

sorry

[covert ridge]

i

found the solution

[thin pilot]

am

[glad oriole]

14 days

[restive swallow]

Skinky...

[thin pilot]

steve

[restive swallow]

you can't be sayin that dawg

[sterile solar]

sussy baka

[covert ridge]

u were right abt 4oak

[glad oriole]

y not

[covert ridge]

so im going for 5oak

[glad oriole]

yay

oh

[sterile solar]

6oak

[thin pilot]

7

[sterile solar]

8

[thin pilot]

ok

8

[covert ridge]

i got the spectral thing and got 12 7s

[sterile solar]

[restive swallow]

why do i feel like i'm babysitting a bunch of children....

[covert ridge]

my 5oak is level 10 im out scaling everything finally

[thin pilot]

oh shit i just noticed

ur blue

why u blue?

[sterile solar]

because we’re lonely people irl

[restive swallow]

[sterile solar]

[glad oriole]

im almosr not a child

[thin pilot]

WHy u blue G

[restive swallow]

[thin pilot]

ok

[restive swallow]

isn't it lights out for you

like an hour ago

[glad oriole]

mreow

[thin pilot]

yea chelmsford dry as hell

[restive swallow]

[thin pilot]

havent had action in months

[restive swallow]

yeah haha same

[thin pilot]

its ovah

[restive swallow]

okay i'm stepping away for a few minutes

behave

[thin pilot]

nah

ok fine

[errant aurora]

Guys, what do you think of the school?

[restive swallow]

I haven't been to school in nearly 15 years

[sterile solar]

holy

unc status

[restive swallow]

noooo

[worldly marsh]

wait which one

[sterile solar]

it’s been 3 years

[worldly marsh]

balatro uni ?

[thin pilot]

Unc its over for u

[sterile solar]

gg

[thin pilot]

Get out of here

[restive swallow]

not the unc status...

[sterile solar]

turning 30 in like few years

[thin pilot]

U off ur meds or smth

[restive swallow]

I turn 31 in just over a week

[worldly marsh]

damn

[thin pilot]

Its over for bro

[sterile solar]

[restive swallow]

maybe i am cooked

[thin pilot]

Broski how was ww2?

[restive swallow]

we won

[sterile solar]

[thin pilot]

Truly a hero

[restive swallow]

I stood upon those hilltops and gave my signature speech

[worldly marsh]

for now

[restive swallow]

[worldly marsh]

(to be clear. i think the losing side is uh. pretty bad)

[restive swallow]

-# nice save

[worldly marsh]

(just worried about them winning)

[restive swallow]

30 ain't actually unc status right

i don't even know what unc status means

[worldly marsh]

a subjective evaluation

[errant aurora]

Does anyone know if there is a course or tips on how to improve balatro?

[sweet shuttle]

Balatro university in Birmingham Alabama

[errant aurora]

Estou indo para lá agora kk

[rocky gull]

I just got a mystic summit from a pack in the first shop, sold it for a judgement card and got a mystic summit what

[covert ridge]

at wht ante can i get a spectral pack?

[restive swallow]

any ante

[errant aurora]

5 dol

[covert ridge]

wdym

[shut wharf]

||------_-||

[wheat lotus]

rate my joker setup (Purple stakes, Abandoned deck)

[worldly marsh]

any

[worldly marsh]

Balatro University on youtube

just ignore the bunco video lol

[worldly marsh]

yeouch

[wheat lotus]

ive made it to ante 8, im safe lol

but realy good point

[sterile solar]

At the bowling alley with my 2 homies

[glad oriole]

card sharp my beloved

until the dastardly Eye boss blind comes around

[wind raft]

i just had a really fun run in the only legendary sed

its so stupid that the observatory dosnt come up until like ultra late 😦

[wheat lotus]

ive yet to try any seeded runs. cant wait to get abandoned deck beat on gold stakes now

[wind raft]

i had like 50 erises saved up i couldve gone for like idk maybe 2 or 3 antes

or even more that sucked

[willow kite]

1 needle and its over

[wheat lotus]

im only going for completiong not high score and im on ante 8 boss bline now (Verdant Leaf)

[willow kite]

Well good luck

[wheat lotus]

https://gyazo.com/383982b9e9a0e9f02ec8918f4c756acd

time for gold stakes, now i need that luck haha

[fading jackal]

They're just taunting me

[wheat lotus]

nvm i just ralized i had it on purple not orange. oof

[full granite]

Man I also been sleeping on superposition

It’s way easier to hit than I thought

[wheat lotus]

I always like it cause when i play for straights on most decks, i always try to play A-10 straights, but of course it works for A-5 small straights, good too if you got hack to play around

[rocky gull]

What is this run

It is perkeo, on ghost deck with two holograms. Jesus

[wind raft]

is there a site to check

if there is a observatoryu soon

[restive swallow]

i wanna say there is

[wheat lotus]

so my joker setup for orange stakes is a hot mess

https://gyazo.com/bc1df3dcd58171e3e2581d04e838e3ed

[tepid phoenix]

still going on this one!

[full granite]

Double Baron Double Mime + blueprint + brainstorm will do that

• a negative burnt joker lmao

Lemme guess. Your deck is chock full of King of Heart steel + red seals?

[worldly marsh]

mr bones going to carry trust 🙏

[worldly marsh]

spade red seal steel 😎

[wheat lotus]

he does until you lose him to not having a high enough score on a particular round

[full granite]

I mean I guess they don’t NEED negative bloodstone

[tepid phoenix]

Haven’t gotten a red seal yet 😭😭😭

For any steel cards

[worldly marsh]

ouch

[worldly marsh]

i should say i was joking, once the blind scaling gets into scientific notation a 4x boost from mr bones really doesnt do anything

[tepid phoenix]

only just maybe last ante gotten the voucher for spectral cards in tarot packs

[wheat lotus]

should i sell a misprint to roll on a soul card on abandoned deck?? feels like Yorick may be the only half way decent option

[full granite]

I think I’m almost always taking soul over misprint

[covert ridge]

i nearly sht myself when i played 4oak instead of 5oak

but thankfully got more 9s

i think i did it

finally after 3 fcking days

[wheat lotus]

it feels more worth it if i could hit on Trib or something where i benefit from face cards but im on abandoned deck so like... chicot may be a little useful but not really, and i could use Yorick if i could scale him up but im also only going for a run finish and im on ante 7 now

[karmic spindle]

Perkeo would be an option to consider if you have telescope and/or observatory

[wheat lotus]

good point

i could also sell a poly reserved parking potentially cause i dont have face cards for money

[full granite]

I just don’t really like misprint at ante 7. It’s too inconsistent. I think it’s on average only +11 mult

[karmic spindle]

Personally, wouldn't go for the soul card on abandoned deck. At best, it's Yorick, at worst it's Triboulet or Canio. The other options are way too dependent on other factors or are Chicot

[wheat lotus]

yeah but if i just want to finish my run i dont think i need much more than that with the rest of what i have for jokers

i sold misprint and got trib so it was absolutely not worth it lmao

[full granite]

I’m just of the opinion misprint needs to be replaced for better anyways

[full granite]

Sell it and roll for something good

[covert ridge]

I FINALLY BEAT JOKERLESS

its been 3 days since i used a joker 💀

[karmic spindle]

Oh definitely, misprint is definitely a sell at ante 7 on abandoned deck. I'm amazed it lasted that long, just not for a soul card

[wheat lotus]

i like misprint because its just a fun gamble on mult lol - and it has the niche benefit of knowing your next card drawn which can help sometimes

i got a hanging chad after selling trib so it turned out alright

[karmic spindle]

Nice! What's your setup?

[wheat lotus]

https://gyazo.com/06bc1a2563f46dfbb7b218ff91eacbb3

[sweet shuttle]

Damn that's like 3 days without water

[karmic spindle]

Interesting set of cards. You're getting a lot of chips I see. What sort of hands are you playing?

[wheat lotus]

im playing pairs

https://gyazo.com/d90b4efd2a5569478f4866a7956efe75

[karmic spindle]

Definitely need to get some mult options soon if you want the run going into endless, but if it's not your goal, I say you have a good shot at beating ante 8

[wheat lotus]

ive got no interest in high score runs atm. my main interest is just in completing gold stakes on all decks, but i play through every stake in order rather than just unlock everything to play gold stakes from the start

i like doing it cause i learn better what can and cant work on different deck types

high score runs it really boils down to finding the right jokers on whichever deck you decide to use and that doesnt interest me as much cause its either purely RNG, or you just play through seeds you know can get the setup you want

[karmic spindle]

I like doing both. I'm currently trying to beat gold stake on blue deck and then I want to go as far as I can with it

[wheat lotus]

ive got all the colored decks completed now, as well as ghost and plasma deck on gold stakes

[sweet shuttle]

I only really have much interest in completing Balatro as much as possible

[karmic spindle]

I've already got 100% of my collection, I'm just working on getting all the decks completed, then putting the stickers on all the jokers

[wheat lotus]

in that regard id say going for runs to beat ante 8 matters more than learning to build endless mode high score runs for sure

[sweet shuttle]

Yeag

[mild jewel]

Genuine strategy consideration is that always at least get 10 dollars from it

[wheat lotus]

what i love about doing runs to beat gold stakes more too is the absolute silly joker setups you can happen to get that just somehow work well enough to complete some runs haha

[karmic spindle]

True, but this is ante 7 and $10 at this point likely won't make a difference because econ is usually solved by this point

[wheat lotus]

glad someone saw it how i did too haha

[sterile solar]

Getting 20 dollars per bind

Holy stocks

[wheat lotus]

omg i lost my run by less than 5k

crimson heart got me

https://gyazo.com/3f4127de537823b9264721e09071ec8f

[mild jewel]

Yea but like this argument kinda falls flat as if there literally is not a better choice or detriment to picking soul

Like 10 dollars is ten dollars

[karmic spindle]

See what I said earlier as that is what I was referring to still

Not trying to start an argument or anything, just trying to get my point across

[covert ridge]

will it dupe?

[karmic spindle]

No

[worldly marsh]

i wish it did 💔

[mild jewel]

How does this change the fact that 10 dollars usually is pretty good, like you have a chance of hitting the legendary you want but you at least always get 10 dollars

[worldly marsh]

often there's no room, gotta sacrifice a joker

[karmic spindle]

Because you're sacrificing, in this case, the only mult joker you have that isn't chip polychrome jokers on a pair build. I'd personally just wait until I found a times mult joker instead that I knew would be better rather than a random legendary joker that does get around $10 depending on what it is. Just doesn't make sense to me personally

[worldly marsh]

if it's toward the start though i agree

[karmic spindle]

This was ante 7

[worldly marsh]

i see

even on non abandoned deck i dont take a soul on ante 7

not worth

[sterile solar]

Always gamble

[mild jewel]

Sorry I assumed it was from a different screenshot

[karmic spindle]

All good

[sterile solar]

Always gamble for dna joker

[covert ridge]

especially when u get runs like this

[past perch]

[knotty blaze]

Got all the cards I needed surprisingly quickly on this run, though Cerulean Bell's card choices had me worried for a second

[sweet shuttle]

I got dna once but I barely used it for some reason

I like the androgynous name I chose to set as my default just before joining here

Well its not androgynous but I don't care

[rotund gulch]

Y'all what's the best joker duo in your opinion

[knotty blaze]

For just clearing the run, Photograph and Hanging Chad

[worldly marsh]

hmmm

if i had no restrictions on which i picked

triboulet, chicot

ggs

[versed cove]

What does 'best' mean

[rotund gulch]

Chicot goated

[worldly marsh]

yeah "best" needs criteria/metrics first

how I took best to mean was what combo wins the easiest, which i think is a chicot triboulet combo. no bosses can screw with the scoring plan so just deckfix to make sure you dont miss your queens/kings

[versed cove]

Most consistent combo is Yorick + Yorick 🙂

[wanton sluice]

Best or like

Most iconic

[versed cove]

But a serious answer might be Hologram + Certificate

[worldly marsh]

you know what i agree actually

hold on

[worldly marsh]

oh. i wasnt thinking outside the box

one-upped again

[wanton sluice]

Canio/glass joker + trading card

Is one I like a lot

[versed cove]

Canio Trading Card is a respectable pick

[knotty blaze]

Madness + Riff-Raff is fun, as long as Riff-Raff itself doesn't get eaten

[worldly marsh]

here's another funny one, which is probably still less consistent:
double eternal madness

[royal sandal]

"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power." - Madness

[wanton sluice]

Vamp + mask is always silly

[royal sandal]

Constellation + Astronomer is decent too

[worldly marsh]

vamp + vagabond is pretty good

[wanton sluice]

Bull and boots is just so iconic

[worldly marsh]

pretty much any high efficiency vagabond combo will win you a run

[wanton sluice]

Baron/mime

But that one’s boring

[worldly marsh]

vagabond with: vampire, fortune teller, campfire, canio, burglar, or others I'm forgetting

[wanton sluice]

Mask

Oh vagabond

Uhhh

Credit card

[knotty blaze]

Vagabond + Bull 🔥 🔥 🔥

[worldly marsh]

true credit card

[royal sandal]

wee joker + any retrigger

[versed cove]

Favourite combo is a different story though

[worldly marsh]

vagabond + hit the road probably goes wild too

[versed cove]

I really like Cat + Chad

Or Fist + Mime

[wanton sluice]

Interesting combo

[royal sandal]

hit the road is my favorite card in general

[versed cove]

Both very fun and very strong

[worldly marsh]

this is a drug to me

[royal sandal]

once i had 2 $20 hits in one card with chadcat

base odds

[worldly marsh]

i love ur display name btw

[wanton sluice]

Bloodstone + oops

Oops is in the contending for my favorite joker in the game

Absolute cinema

[royal sandal]

ancient + smeared sounds decent on paper

[thick flame]

hear me out, golden joker is one of the best starting jokers in the game

[wanton sluice]

Golden joker is phenomenal for like 3 rounds

[royal sandal]

makes checkered deck actually really good surely

[wanton sluice]

And then after you should move out probably

[royal sandal]

up there but nothing can beat rebate imo

[wanton sluice]

I use it as free interest mostly

For early rounds

And then once I hit the cap swap to something better

[versed cove]

Best starting joker is 100% Riff-Raff

Great tempo and great econ

[royal sandal]

oh riffraff dagger is a fun combo now that i think about it

[worldly marsh]

it actually gives the same boost to all decks

using smeared with ancient

[royal sandal]

makes sense

[thick flame]

i had a pretty good run td with canio, hanging chad, baron, photograph, and DNA

i kept using DNA on glass red seal kings

got to ante 13

[full granite]

photochad

[versed cipher]

General Kenobi

[shut wharf]

oh yeah i buy money with money

[thick flame]

developing madness without any jokers is so satisfying

[icy tendon]

What would yall do in my shoes

[wind wave]

the gorilla would win

[full granite]

Invisible joker is bait

[short mantle]

why the mouse clicker in game computer is not showing up?

[restive swallow]

invisible joker is never bait

if u ain't takin risks then what u doin