🎙・server-chat

[quick cypress]

Every time you think of a new joker idea, I’m gonna try and make an equal and opposite reaction to it

[stray spire]

wonderful

[quick cypress]

Rock tank and paper plane

I just out of curiosity would you say rock tank would be a good joker?

[stray spire]

yeah it's an interesting concept

[quick cypress]

I am trying my best to try and parody or satire one of your jokers

[stray spire]

basically it just becomes a random joker in the hand and if you play spades most it acts like a spade

[quick cypress]

Imagine having blueprint rock tank

How would that work?

When you play rock Tank, when you do a flush, does it make the card next to it do again re-triggering it

[stray spire]

file cabinet

• sorts your jokers in numerical (by highest involved number) order (selection sort), but for every swap, trigger the jokers involved in the swappage

[stray spire]

thats a good question

also idk if an infinite loop would ensue if paper airplane were used with the hanging chad and it was the first card in the hand

[quick cypress]

Now I’m curious if paper plane and rock tank would be a good duo

[stray spire]

ohhh so if it manages to act like a blueprint maybe it just copies the ability of the card to the right

and if the rock tank happens to be a brainstorm and you play it on the very left nothing happens

[quick cypress]

Like a six or a joker

Also blunt file: sort your jokers in random order randomly re-triggers a card consumable or joker

[stray spire]

there's potential because you could have two jokers in a single hand

[quick cypress]

Flame I’m gonna be real with you. I’m out here looking at antonyms for the words that you’re coming up with.

[stray spire]

locust swarm

• destroy cards in each hand from right to left, retriggering the hand once for each card destroyed

[quick cypress]

You’re making this hard on me on purpose

[stray spire]

so
[] [] [] [] [] gets scored
then right card gets deleted
so the hand becomes [] [] [] []
which then gets scored etc etc

[quick cypress]

Bug spray: protects two cards randomly from being destroyed by any means from the left and the right retriggers cards on the left and the right randomly

[stray spire]

integrator

• plot the score-over-time graph for the entire run; find the area under that curve from round 0 to current round and add the resultant number to mult

[quick cypress]

I had to get creative for that one creative

[stray spire]

very cool

that seems really good if you use locust swarm with smth like dna where you have to play only one card for it to work

[quick cypress]

Incoherentor: I have a name don’t really understand what that means though

What does that effect mean?

[stray spire]

have you taken a calculus class before

if not allow me to explain

[quick cypress]

No comment

Please explain

Can you please explain so I may make a equal and opposite reaction

[stray spire]

suppose your score (y) during each round (x) is represented on a graph like so

the game makes a line connecting the dots

[quick cypress]

Incoherentor: same thing but reversed, and gives four dollars randomly

[stray spire]

and then finds the area under that curve from 0 to whatever round you last finished (in this case 7)

[quick cypress]

The second effect is random as well

[stray spire]

anyway ima dip

it's getting late

[quick cypress]

Gen

Gn

[stray spire]

pce out
when i die i'll post my score

[tidal niche]

Gn love you

[quick cypress]

Same…?

[full granite]

Ante 1 investment tag my beloved

[jovial parrot]

Thank you

[full granite]

OOF. Eternal Golden Joker.

[wanton steeple]

How this got me to ante 10 I don't know

Yellow deck gold stakes and done

[full granite]

Tons of jank can get to ante 10. Now ante 11 is where jank goes to die

[wanton steeple]

Red, Blue, Yellow, black and checkered finished

At least I got a couple gold stickers on cards I'm not good at using to it's max potential lmao

So that helps in the C++ runs I'll be doing

[full granite]

Hell yes. Ante 2 sock and buskin

[wanton steeple]

If I was able to run flush might have gone further

But it turned into a pair build

[full granite]

Pair is super strong

[wanton steeple]

Because of blue seals and steel queens

[full granite]

Oh sick. Wheel of Fortune will be great here early if it hits

[wanton steeple]

Plus crazy joker was there round 1 lmao

So it was like impossible to take anything good unless it was eternal

[full granite]

Wtf 😦

[wanton steeple]

I just rolled with what I got

[full granite]

canio is last guy I wanted

[wanton steeple]

I got canio in abandoned deck once

[full granite]

Rip

[wanton steeple]

Round 1

[full granite]

I’m just trying to build for score this game and canio not helpin

Maybe I can destroy a couple jacks and use it for a bit. Idk

[worldly marsh]

if you roll for tarots and use tarot generating technology it can be very very good

the fact it adds x1 mult every time means it's much better than most xmult jokers

[true kettle]

i wish i could also get an ante 2 soul 💔

[olive ferry]

wow this is a pretty lucky wheel of fortune hit

[stray spire]

it's finally over

[pastel raft]

I just realised I can do a MichaelDish combo

[devout radish]

wtf

there was a balatro reference in my favorite show

[deft finch]

Is balatro on pc

[honest lance]

Balatro reference when they realize playing cards are real:

[devout radish]

they had balatro on their computer

one of their jokers was sixth sense

[honest lance]

What show

[abstract swan]

can someone help me with black deck

[devout radish]

black mirror

episode "hotel reverie" (it kinda sucked ngl)

[honest lance]

Wait wtf

Im gonna watch it

[devout radish]

there are seven seasons, each episode is usually over an hour

good luck

albeit i will say

the show is a twilight zone style show

each episode is a new cast, new setting, new idea

all have the same premise of being the good and bad sides of the future of the tech industry

i think aaron paul was in a few

[honest lance]

3 minutes in and awkwafina is in it gg

[honest lance]

I know what black mirror is

I watched the first 2 seasons but didn't really continue after that

[devout radish]

?

[honest lance]

The actress

I dont like her acting

[jovial parrot]

What's the current discussion

[devout radish]

never heard of her

but uh

[devout radish]

yeah

i didnt like the episode too much

but balatro

[jovial parrot]

Awkwafina is a good voice actress but she just don't not play characters well

[honest lance]

Balatro in a black mirror episode so now im watching it

[honest lance]

No shes a terrible voice actress

Overall

Just

Bad

[jovial parrot]

She'd be better if she put a little more variety in her personality through her voice

Actually wait she voiced the bird from Little mermaid huh

[honest lance]

Idc about that its just how she delivers the lines

Yuck

[jovial parrot]

Nevermind her Little Mermaid performance is absolutely awful

[flint copper]

She’s called that because she needs to drink it

[jovial parrot]

Scuttlebutt is so fricking bad

[flint copper]

I hated the awkwafina episode too :(:(:(

Balatro reference was nice tho

[jovial parrot]

Wait she's in Black Mirror?

[flint copper]

Not the main character, thank god

[jovial parrot]

I've only watched one new episode of Black Mirror so far

It was the one about the video game

Not Balatro though

[flint copper]

I was so scared I would have to listen to her voice for the full thing

[jovial parrot]

The one with the guy from Bandersnatch

[flint copper]

Lots of episodes are about video gmaes

Oh

Plaything?

[honest lance]

If that ever happened I would like to be ripped of my sense of hearing and being able to see

[jovial parrot]

Is that what it was called

[honest lance]

[jovial parrot]

It was the one with the weird Sims game that like spoke to a guy when he was high

[flint copper]

Yeah

That’s Plaything

[jovial parrot]

I honestly didn't really care for it tbh

Still way better than everything from last season though

[flint copper]

I feel like the newer episodes are noticeably worse than earlier seasons, but it could just be nostalgia talking

[jovial parrot]

Last season of Black Mirror was such a fricking joke

[flint copper]

Joan Was Awful was okay

Ironically

[jovial parrot]

But like

It just didn't feel like Black Mirror

Why are we doing werewolves and demons

[flint copper]

Yeah

And then they dropped all the supernatural bits next season because no one liked it 🤣

[jovial parrot]

It felt like they took a different show and just shoved it in under the name Black Mirror

[honest lance]

I am 10 minutes in and oh my god I hate it

[flint copper]

What happened to Red Mirror?

[honest lance]

Where balatro so I can stop watching /j

[flint copper]

It felt really bland to me tbh

[jovial parrot]

Red Mirror is only good if you have a lot of money for booster packs

[honest lance]

"Mention famous people and shit and maybe it will work"
-The writting team

[flint copper]

Wikipedia said reviews for Hotel Reverie were good, but I never really got any satisfaction from it

Thank you for letting me know it’s not just a me problem 🙏

[jovial parrot]

If anything I thought that the episode about the woman and the demon wasn't too bad

[flint copper]

I didn’t like that one

[jovial parrot]

It just didn't belong in Black Mirror that's the only issue

[flint copper]

I thought the ||werewolf|| one was okay

[jovial parrot]

That one was alright

[flint copper]

I know people hate it

[jovial parrot]

Those two were the only 2 episodes I even watched

[flint copper]

But it also was not Black Mirror

[jovial parrot]

Besides

I like Love Death Robots more anyways

[flint copper]

Joan Was Awful was proper Black Mirror

But even then, it sorta feels like an imitation of what they think Black Mirror was rather than a return of Black Mirror

[jovial parrot]

Black Mirror is good but Love Death Robots is REALLY good

[flint copper]

But it was okay

I like some Love Death Robots

The lack of a theme is what makes it hit-or-miss for me

[jovial parrot]

My favorite episode is the uh... Let's just call it the time travel episode

[full granite]

Why am I so dumb? I just realized that burglar is an econ joker

[flint copper]

Black Mirror was good at that except for the supernatural episodes

[full granite]

[jovial parrot]

I also really like the yogurt episode

[flint copper]

Yogurt was weird

[jovial parrot]

Getting the guy that voices The Brain for that was amazing

[honest lance]

Oh my god its real

[jovial parrot]

I love Maurice whatever his last name is

[flint copper]

L build tho

[jovial parrot]

Not only that

But he has sixth sense

[honest lance]

Jimbo campfire blue joker sixth sense

[jovial parrot]

And he doesn't play the fricking 6

[honest lance]

True wtf

Its like so obvious they bank on references to keep audiences entertained

[raw aspen]

welp i've relapsed

[honest lance]

They couldn't even bother to learn how to play balatro

Smh

[prime nova]

Violet Vessel? Nah, no problem. (Gold Stake run on my 3rd profile)

[honest lance]

[raw aspen]

maurice moss?

or is this an actual person

[jovial parrot]

Nah I'm talking about the voice actor who played Brain from Pinky and the Brain

[raw aspen]

ahh ok

[jovial parrot]

Maurice LaMarche that's it

Admittedly he doesn't do a lot of stuff but the stuff he does is great

[flint copper]

I thought Bete Noire was good

[jovial parrot]

I think my favorite Black Mirror episode is either White Bear or U.S.S. Callister

[flint copper]

But they only barely skirted the ||supernatural genre with quantum woo|| at the end

USS Callister pt 2 was perfect

[jovial parrot]

I haven't seen that yet

I'm a little scared of it honestly

[flint copper]

I think there were maybe some plot holes between 1 and 2, but it was the perfect ending overall

[jovial parrot]

Idk how I feel about Black Mirror doing a sequel episode

[flint copper]

It’s good

[jovial parrot]

I feel like sequel episodes shouldn't really be a thing though

In fact that's a big part of why I think Marvel What If fell off

Why did you guys need to make all the episodes connect into a story

[flint copper]

It was a nice episode

[jovial parrot]

You never saw The Twilight Zone do sequels

[flint copper]

But ||Shania got killed offscreen|| 💀💀💀

It literally wasn’t plot relevant either

[indigo thunder]

that's a start

I even got this boi ready

[flint copper]

I think it was okay for a one-time thing

[jovial parrot]

Yeah but what if it isn't a one time thing

That's what I'm concerned about

Not only that but Plaything was sort of like a sequel to Bandersnatch

[flint copper]

And the Twilight Zone has some (kind-of?) sequel episodes too

In the newer Twilight Zones, I think they have meta-episodes and fourth-wall references to older episodes

…

But that’s probably still backing your point

[jovial parrot]

My water smells smokey...

[full granite]

What’s the best card in the game? Wrong answers only

[jovial parrot]

The 7 of clubs

[full granite]

So true

[wooden ore]

What no it’s obviously 6 of clubs
Sixes totally have never failed me when I’m trying to get straights hahaha definitely fr

[olive ferry]

I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PLANT I HATE THE PL

[edgy crystal]

why’s that

[dull panther]

Balatro Balatrez is playing Balatro

[worldly marsh]

many reasons to hate

[patent flame]

Noob

Keep getting planted

[olive ferry]

okay thats just mean

[honest lance]

I finished it

I think it was ok

The ending was not good

[minor wolf]

even more insane balatro run

[honest lance]

Damn 300 dollars you couldn't get something better than misprint?

Or were you playing bull

[minor wolf]

nope

[patent flame]

Get mogged

[minor wolf]

just blueprint, hanging chad, photo and canio

btw

i bought wheel of fortune like

5 times

[patent flame]

No proc?

[minor wolf]

it worked

[patent flame]

O

That's not much

[minor wolf]

4 of those 5 times

[patent flame]

Wtf

[minor wolf]

yep

[honest lance]

I see a holographic blueprint and misprint

[patent flame]

Misprint on 12th ante 💔

[honest lance]

Then why not roll to find something good?

[minor wolf]

i wasnt rerolling 💔

[honest lance]

Real

[minor wolf]

i was too focused on tarots and that stuff

[patent flame]

2 legendary stickers today

The next soul will be canny

Trust

[knotty light]

Great run today 🤙

[sinful night]

Y’all I got 2 free joker mega packs and got hanging Chad
Blueprint
Negative mime
And popcorn

[vale cliff]

Hey, LocalThunk! Ask Me Anything!

[lost furnace]

chat i need parfume recomendation

[steep ridge]

is completionist+ bugged? won my last gold stake but the achievement didnt pop up

[vernal tartan]

SO CLOSE next time will finish it

[lost furnace]

win 1 more game

[steep ridge]

okay!

[worldly marsh]

WHAT

[worldly marsh]

yea it can be white stake on any deck

i remember i won a white stake on plasma to simultaneously trigger and celebrate my completionist++

looking through my screenshots to find it

i found a screenshot of the funniest modded joker ive ever seen

[steep ridge]

thank you yall blessing you with WoF luck

[worldly marsh]

ive played too much terraria i thought u were wishing me luck with getting to hardmode

[quick yacht]

LMAO

[worldly marsh]

but thank u

[steep ridge]

lmao

[sinful night]

yea.

[worldly marsh]

found it

space joker brainstorm on white stake plasma playing 4oak 😇

[vernal tartan]

Wof never misses

[willow reef]

what here triggered c++

[worldly marsh]

winning a game after the requirements were met

[willow reef]

ah

[worldly marsh]

it doesn't update until winning a game after you meet requirements

same seems to apply to completionist+

or completionist

i forget which

[willow reef]

ah yea

how many hours

[worldly marsh]

450 at the time of completionist++ achievement i think

ill check my current

[willow reef]

i think im at like 100 and still no completionist

i refuse to unlock merry andy

[worldly marsh]

totally fair

LOL forgot about that

it takes time

[willow reef]

thats the only reason

i have 5 gold stakes and im close to a 6th

[worldly marsh]

ive got ~470 hours now

[willow reef]

yea insane

20 days of balatro

[worldly marsh]

here's my timeline

[willow reef]

i started the game after you had c+

[worldly marsh]

damn

time flies

oh wait i remember the 150th gold sticker specifically being super lucky i gotta dig up the records

[willow reef]

i started like late december

[willow reef]

random guess

[grim ridge]

any one wanna hop on a call teach me how to play a lil better i still have not completed a run

[worldly marsh]

go for it

[willow reef]

its flower pot

or seeing double

[worldly marsh]

i could try

also nice pfp

[willow reef]

cant sadly

[worldly marsh]

nope, my last joker both to find in my collection, and to get gold sticker, was stone joker

it's because i almost never made stone cards even after becoming a pair fiend

[grim ridge]

is there a vc on this server ?

[willow reef]

i dont think ive ever used stone jimbo

ive gotten the collection but i think i sold it immediately

lmao

[worldly marsh]

oh wait i forgot there isnt LOL (totally fair moderation decision /srs)

could call if you wanted

[worldly marsh]

lol

[willow reef]

im still a flush glazer

[worldly marsh]

stay strong soldier

[willow reef]

btw what deck do you suggest i do for merry andy

[worldly marsh]

i lost my resolve, the game killed my love for four of a kind 💔

[worldly marsh]

plasma

[willow reef]

should i just say fuck it and go plasma stuntman

okler

[worldly marsh]

easiest deck to win with the least amount of tech on white stake

[worldly marsh]

even without stuntman it's relatively easy

[willow reef]

i have exactly 4 rounds outside of bosses

[worldly marsh]

just get some good chip jokers

[grim ridge]

ringin

[willow reef]

ive been doing it on checkered

[willow reef]

the best deck for higher stakes imo

or at least mid stakes

[patent flame]

Stuntman is free win on non plasma decks too

[worldly marsh]

if ur playing flushes for sure

[patent flame]

White stake players when i tell them all they need to do to win gold stake is stuntman red card any xmult joker and high levels of played hand

[proud ruin]

balatro

[subtle hinge]

won gold stake in balatro for first time

oh yeah and I also have this now (bought right before crimson heart)

[proud ruin]

Bruh ur so lucky. I havent even beat this game yet 😭

[steep sphinx]

balatro

[weak tangle]

love the bull

only 1 challenge left

cruelty!

whys creulty harder than jokerless

[vernal tartan]

In due time your wins will be one after the other

[proud ruin]

Surely

[short merlin]

no way #1370706933044084778

[digital tusk]

im pretty sure unlocks dont work on seeded sadly

[short merlin]

it's not about unlocks

i also don't think you will unlock anything new with that

[worldly marsh]

what the

[sinful harness]

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[wise plaza]

Ofcourse I get the eckto when I have just done one round with invisible

[wanton steeple]

What is the best use case for this joker

For my future c++ runs

[subtle hinge]

for a meme

cuz uh spectral cards arent very good for straight flushes

[vernal tartan]

I’ve only ever used that jonkler early on during a prebuild, did help me set up to be fair

[wanton steeple]

I guess just get lucky before ante 8 with it as a negative lmao

[subtle hinge]

yea

or if you already have smth good that can win without it for you to get a sticker

cuz I had square joker, flash card and hologram which were enough to win

(hologram is imo the best uncommon joker)

[wanton steeple]

I haven't beat a single stake with a legendary lmao

[subtle hinge]

I beat a few

[wanton steeple]

Every time I get one I never get anything to get me past ante 3

[subtle hinge]

but spectral packs feel the rares lmao

[wanton steeple]

Or something kills my run

[undone oxide]

my eternal riff-raff just pulled this it must be a sign

[compact lynx]

is ace 1 or 11

[viscid quiver]

11 chips

[compact lynx]

i mean numerically

what are we deciding ace as

1 or 11

[royal zenith]

14

(That’s what misprint says it is)

[lavish lodge]

FIRST thing I see

[royal zenith]

It’s either rank 1 or 14 depending on the situation, and it gives 11 chips

[compact lynx]

in the cryptid mod the priums joker includes Ace as prime

but 1 isnt prime

[lavish lodge]

Can negative invisible joker even exist?

[viscid quiver]

not on his own i think

or ecto

[lavish lodge]

Wheel can make jokers negative?

[viscid quiver]

yes

nvm im saying bullshit

sorry

[lavish lodge]

Though it sounded wierd

[viscid quiver]

yeah

[lavish lodge]

Dw we all say dumb shit sometimes

[viscid quiver]

yea

shit happens

[royal zenith]

Yes, and you can end up with 6/5 or 7/6 jokers from it :P

[maiden fjord]

Hold on, why didn't you replace ramen?

Endless and all but just question

[torn zealot]

I am stupid

[proud ruin]

Wait what??? Banana doesnt do that

[timid cedar]

better banana does

banana 2.0

[proud ruin]

Is this a mod or smth? Or is it rare

[torn zealot]

Ooooh banana

[short merlin]

cavendish is vanilla

[torn zealot]

No its a rarer variant of the banana

[maiden fjord]

It's the most powerful common card in vanilla

[short merlin]

and one of the only two xmult commons

[timid cedar]

you need the normal banana to go extinct, then you can find cavendish

[zenith bridge]

I just got a hand with 676k that’s crazy

[timid cedar]

not strictly rarer, since cavendish just replaces all michel spawns when a michel pops

[proud ruin]

Secret mechanics? In my poker roguelike? hell naw

[short merlin]

this might be controversial but i think checkered is semi-useless

straights and flushes are my favorite hands

[maiden fjord]

it's useful to me
To just get 30 spades/hearts

[short merlin]

and how rare is it to draw a flush

[maiden fjord]

Wdym how rare

[short merlin]

very common

especially with deck fixing

[timid cedar]

with +1 hand size on checkered, you are guaranteed to draw a flush on every hand

[zenith bridge]

If I unlock all decks does anything happen?

[maiden fjord]

Idk

[timid cedar]

you can play any deck, that's all

[proud ruin]

That would make paintbrush so busted early game

[short merlin]

seeing double is very difficult with checkered

[timid cedar]

why would you use seeing double on checkered?

would you rush to get baron on abandoned?

or would you play straights on erratic?

[short merlin]

and this is also why abandoned and erratic are also semi-useless

except for the 52 ten of spades

[timid cedar]

starting off with insane deckfixing is now useless i guess

who needs consistency on harder to draw hands in early antes

[sinful matrix]

Helu chat

[timid cedar]

[verbal palm]

I just got the bug where my stakes and stats got reset

On mobile ;-;

[wanton steeple]

Rip

I've stop using the official one been using the balatro mobile maker one

Simply because it supports transferring saves back and forth from PC to Phone

[shy dove]

you need significant deckfixing before flushes are a viable hand type to rely on more than playing it once or twice lol

[patent flame]

One is very hard to form another has shit scaling

Deck fixing is expensive too especially when u have rentals

[quick yacht]

Saturns are somehow stronger than Jupiters

[patent flame]

Ar least they're not as shitty as earth

Earth is ghetto

[quick yacht]

Lmao

What deck should I play?

Gonna do a run right now, just to beat ante 8

Imma tell how it goes right here

Erratic then

Ooooo

Thinking of getting the blackboard joker

Smeared Joker

Gonna play flushes for now

THAT'S CRAZY I CALLED IT RIGHT THERE

[vague idol]

nice

[quick yacht]

ded

[loud trail]

@cyan solstice You played Dance of Cards?

[cyan solstice]

Yeah. One of my GOTYs the year it came out in

[onyx hemlock]

hey everyone

[loud trail]

I played it like a week ago. It is a good game

I will probably do more runs later

[cyan solstice]

Do some challenge runs! They're fun

[wise plaza]

God doing the final naneinf burglar hands is time consuming with just 4x speed

[tawdry cloud]

something seems wrong here

how have i played 44 soul cards

[flint copper]

Seeds?

[cunning hemlock]

Does john balatro have anti piracy measure

[vapid pollen]

thank you showman

[quick cypress]

Aye mates y’all call it a low or a high card?

[quick cypress]

Very well done

[vapid pollen]

i got my second one from an invisable joker, the other two from showman

[ripe mulch]

guys
which deck is the best to play with for a run

[vapid pollen]

personal preference

i enjoy ghost deck bc of the easy spectral cards

[ripe mulch]

i usually play with plasma

[vapid pollen]

and red deck bc it is very simple and useful

[vagrant bane]

It'd been so long since I played bala don't Rember that ond

[vapid pollen]

there really isnt a best deck

[ripe mulch]

thanks

[vapid pollen]

gg, this run was so much fun

[loud trail]

Challenge?

[onyx hemlock]

someone wanna coach me a bit?

[quasi cedar]

This game literally hates me

Quac ancient joker

Quad

4 of them

Then i get the window

I just

I mean it's my fault i shoulda just skipped to it

Still

Feels bad

[royal zenith]

Barely survived this one lol, plasma deck is a pain in the ass

[vapid pollen]

how do i open the menu on the last screenshot you sent

oh nvm

[vapid pollen]

is this all unlocked or not

[royal zenith]

Wdym?

[vapid pollen]

did you get 100% on everything without using the unlock all button

[reef mirage]

how many E's do i need to get to get naneinf?

[royal zenith]

Yea

[vapid pollen]

i recently saw a great video explaining naneinf
https://youtu.be/6e8-QeANHJU?si=HpB4jEuca61e7PZ4

[vapid pollen]

wow impressive

[warm mirage]

The entire hand is a straight.

[vapid pollen]

i have never seen this before

which joker should i sell

i want to keep the ancient joker, because i have done photochad like a million times already

and i have never played with lucky cat

i got canio, but it clashes a bit with photograph

and i got no reliable way of destroying face cards

[keen willow]

You can make it work with something like glass face card+adn

[vapid pollen]

what is adn?

oh nvm

dna

[keen willow]

Dna

Yes

[vapid pollen]

thanks i will try that

[keen willow]

[austere eagle]

RAHHHHH BLACK DECK GOLD STAKE

that’s c+ baby

Trib was slacking but he’s got a cool sticker now so it’s alright

[versed prairie]

Congrats,I still struggling on orange stake

[austere eagle]

Orange is tough for black deck

But imo gold is 10x harder 🫠

You’re already struggling with Econ and then it throws rental after rental at you

[vapid pollen]

does canio work with death or not?

nvm found it on the wiki

[austere eagle]

No

[timber lynx]

Lmao i had the same thing once

But I fumbled

I gave up on 2,3,4,5 hoping I could get at least one 7 that works

Got an ace instead

[vapid pollen]

should i take pareidolia

[raven moss]

i couldnt find the sock 🙏😭

[spare mantle]

This game is not good for my other projects. And im just having my fun playing seeded runs.

[quasi cedar]

Do y'all think perishable jokers are a good addition to the game?

[narrow kindle]

I’m really not a fan of them so no lol

For me they’re the most annoying of all the restrictions, rental is okay if you’ve got a good econ, and eternal you just gotta be smart with what you choose

Perishable is so annoying because if they’re good you can’t base your build around them, and always just end up dying off when you need them most

[sly frigate]

im gonna balatro all over the place

[opaque shard]

Finn from Adventure Time in that one episode:

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling😍

[raven moss]

.....true......?

[opaque shard]

https://youtu.be/YWOi_4oQlPA?si=VEOtNZ1OzWqUA9FJ

Ah, Balatro, now that is a great game. It took me forever to beat gold stake

[autumn mantle]

sock and buskn’t

[raven moss]

True

[latent hemlock]

This was actually my first gold stake win

[viscid quiver]

epik

[granite portal]

a card can be polychrome and glass right?

[slim junco]

Yes

[molten quartz]

hi guys, is this good for my first ever run?

[proven crane]

what should i sell for card sharp

[queen obsidian]

i finally got my first e

baron tribulet sock brainstorm and a few red seals got me to e12

could have gotten more but my hand wasnt all red seal kings

e13 now

ante 7 btw

pretty proud ngl

also poly triboulet cause why not

omg i just got perkeo

[opaque shard]

Banner

Or nana

[queen obsidian]

pretty scared about crimson heart but itll work out

i hope

should i put my brainstorm on triboulet or baron

i put it on triboulet

yay i beat the game

all im missing is a blueprint idk what ill replace tho

or a mime

[near yew]

guys do i sell bloodstone

or chad

i think i should pivot to baron

[stiff hull]

Turns out Ankh is a pretty good spectral

[near yew]

true that

turns out a lot also becomes good after black stake

[stiff hull]

Madness intensifies

[queen obsidian]

who do i replace for mime

or is this good enoug

im playing spade red seal kings

[worldly basin]

Sell bloodstone

[queen obsidian]

do oyu know what i do with this setup apple

[worldly basin]

Uhh let me think

[worldly basin]

I think its good what deck are u on

[queen obsidian]

ok ty

[worldly basin]

What deck

R u on

@queen obsidian

[queen obsidian]

um

spectral

btw

should i rick my glass red seal kings

[worldly basin]

Mhh

[queen obsidian]

risk*

[neon wren]

sell sock, trib has more temperence value

[worldly basin]

Ngl u should just focus on upgrading the hand type rn

[worldly basin]

Dam

[queen obsidian]

i play five of a kind

[worldly basin]

Oh...

[queen obsidian]

too late

[neon wren]

doesn't matter, baron + mime will eventually score better

[worldly basin]

Just try to find cyprit then

[queen obsidian]

if i see mime

ill get him

insetad of sock

NOOOOOOOO

gg

i accidentaly used all my deaths

[worldly basin]

Sob

[queen obsidian]

omg wait

oh no

i forgot about fluch five

oh yes

its ok

i got another death in shop

[latent hemlock]

Nice

Wha

[sharp falcon]

hacked

[latent hemlock]

Aah

[sharp falcon]

yeaaahh

[latent hemlock]

Poor guy

[sharp falcon]

@amber burrow

[queen obsidian]

i got a dna

what do i do

i dont need it

ok i can make my own decisions

i was wondering if i needed to buy it

[vapid thistle]

chat is it over

[queen obsidian]

you got this

wait

oh'

wow

you have a bajilion cryptids

[latent hemlock]

24 cryptids

[vapid thistle]

also this is unseeded but i used the brainstorm mod to reroll for perkeo

its not enough for naneinf tho

[latent hemlock]

Fair

[queen obsidian]

its the same thing

[vapid thistle]

and there is no luchador i searched the seed

[latent hemlock]

What is the boss

Plant?

[queen obsidian]

it might be over for me because i dont have alot of cards and most of them are glass

[neon wren]

it's enough to get past the psychic, as long as you're not using that many cryptid per round, it's fine

[queen obsidian]

so if they break

its joever

[latent hemlock]

Gl m8

Imma get back to work

[neon wren]

is it worth $1 to find out if you score enough with 1 card instead of risking 5?

[vapid thistle]

also would it be better to have 3 copies of mime and 2 of baron or 3 baron and 2 mime

[neon wren]

think it'd be the same because steel

prob baron better

[queen obsidian]

guys i wonder what they are

[vapid thistle]

yeah this is my best possible score rn i thin

i definitely need to use some cryptids in the boss

[neon wren]

you'll have 35 for the boss, getting pretty close...

[vapid thistle]

also funny thing when i was doing an unseeded naneinf attempt yesterday i also got a natural negative red card

[neon wren]

handsize about 111 does it

[vapid thistle]

dammit i overshot it

[neon wren]

3 mime takes like 12 more cards in hand. so def copy baron 🙂

[vapid thistle]

thanks game for giving me another heart attack

glad i atleast have directors cut

[neon wren]

so survive about 2 more antes or land serpent

[queen obsidian]

i died

[spare mantle]

how do u get card skins?

[queen obsidian]

i thoink

[vapid thistle]

i think i need to use some cryptids to win tho

[queen obsidian]

ye i died

[vapid thistle]

mods

[neon wren]

you need too much $ for directors cut

and serpent is only an ante worth of cryptid

[vapid thistle]

if you mean the vanilla skins go to customize deck

kinda true

[neon wren]

I think it's naninf easily enough. don't see any reason to dump troub even if you see a showman, just takes too much $ to be reasonable sure of hitting another copy joker

and you'd prob need to use too many cryptid if you dropped a mime

[queen obsidian]

why is this game so hard

[restive swallow]

It has a learning curve for sure

[queen obsidian]

ive been playing for a while

[restive swallow]

once you get past that initial curve it does get a lot easier

[queen obsidian]

i got my first e

today

but seeded

so im not proud

unseeded first 2 antes i get shit

[restive swallow]

That's the luck of the cards so to speak

[queen obsidian]

the only deck i can play with until like ante 9 is checkered

[restive swallow]

i know people who played for like 50+ hours before getting a win

[queen obsidian]

thats crazy

[cloud forge]

WHY DID THE A BECOME A JOKER

[restive swallow]

They stole your A can't havk heck in this game

[hasty axle]

i had abt 40 hours before my first win

[cloud forge]

i probably have 80 hours and i won just one time

[queen obsidian]

thats really crazy

[queen obsidian]

very crazy

[restive swallow]

Exactly! Like the game is easier for some than it is for others, i know i struggled when i first started playing because i was just hella impatient and either didn't read jokers or had the mindset of "lol i don't need these"

[queen obsidian]

i am the most impatient man alive

[hasty axle]

real lol

[restive swallow]

takin that time to just slow down a little and be like "Okay what do these actually do" helps a lot

cos it's not a race you're not in contest with anybody

[queen obsidian]

i hit new run first ante if i dont like it

[restive swallow]

"didn't get a straight flush first hand reroll"

[queen obsidian]

thats what im doing right now

[next current]

this game hurts thy brain

[hasty axle]

one thing that boosted my confidence in balatro a lot was taking a break if that helps

[queen obsidian]

thy brain is not to be hurted

[restive swallow]

What it boils down to really is Balatro is a game that you can play however you want... there are no real set rules aside from "make poker hands get money" how you decide to do that is entirely up to you

[hasty axle]

i was so stressed out because the game hurt my brain and so i took a break

well actually i download cryptic mode

[next current]

break and balatro in the same scentence🥀🥀🥀

[queen obsidian]

thy brain must be taken care of if not thy mind might go bazongas

[restive swallow]

if you wanna spend an hour rolling 1st ante to get a good start you can do that! cos it's YOUR game

[queen obsidian]

exactly its my game i made it

[restive swallow]

No you didn't don't tell lies D:

[queen obsidian]

but you siad its my game

so technically

youre lying

[restive swallow]

frick u got me there

[next current]

i turn into jumbo

[gusty mesa]

do i need perkeo still?

[queen obsidian]

yes

[hasty axle]

bru js watch doc and rofftle lite and you will become pro 😎

[next current]

does this game hate me

i think i’m genuinely trash

[queen obsidian]

what seed

[next current]

i watch tutorials and read reddit posts and come here

i’m still buns

🥀🥀🥀

[hasty axle]

screw tutorials js watch doc and rofftle lite

[restive swallow]

Watching a tutorial and emulating what they do are two different things tho

[hasty axle]

you will become better i’m telling you

[gusty mesa]

i can drop it once i'm done

[next current]

that’s what i’ve been watching

[queen obsidian]

just watch roffle my deck is deck is average sized and triple triboulet

[next current]

indeed

[vapid thistle]

also whats the mod that shows how much of a consumable you have

[queen obsidian]

🥀🥀🥀

[gusty mesa]

saturn mod

it also has other qol features

[vapid thistle]

tysm

[next current]

i’ll be back and let you guys know how it went

[restive swallow]

the only mod i need is 128x speed so i can lose even faster

[vapid thistle]

trueee

[hasty axle]

ok well are you watching him or are you paying attention and copying all the strategies they use for high score runs

[vapid thistle]

the strategy for high score runs is use the brainstorm mod

[queen obsidian]

the strategy i use is going on r/balatro:seeds

[next current]

paying attention, my game hates me tho and won’t give me good jokesters

[hasty axle]

also one thing that people might not understand is that this game is hard and there is no world where every single run you do is going to turn into a super high score run

[vapid thistle]

that also works

[vapid thistle]

i mean according to doc every run can hit e20

[queen obsidian]

😭

[next current]

the water took down the flag joker🥀

[restive swallow]

that's a big thing as well like... watchin youtubers and tryin to copy what they do is fine but unless you're using the exact same seed they have and are doin literally everything they do you will NOT get the same results

[vapid thistle]

do i just go all in with the cryptids now

[next current]

i’ve only won 3 time

[vapid thistle]

i have to use like 4 to win

[queen obsidian]

more

[hasty axle]

if you watch rofftle lite’s streams he has hundreds and hundreds of runs that trashed because they r shit

[queen obsidian]

MORE CRYPTIDS

[restive swallow]

without prior knowledge of what jokers you're gonna get or what cards you're gonna draw it's a game of luck... some things you can force to a degree like deck manipulation and stuff but outside of that it's a date with fate

[queen obsidian]

i know he did 4 hours of restarting

[hasty axle]

like barely any of his runs turn into the insane ante 40 billion runs he puts out on yt

[vapid thistle]

im just gonna use all the cryptids brb

[queen obsidian]

what i recommend if u cant win is pressing esc then clikcing main menu then quit game or alt f4

[next current]

new run immediately

☃️☃️

[restive swallow]

You have to remember that at the end of the day it's a game, and it's made to be fun,. if you get frustrated it's okay to take a break or whatever, come back to it when you're calmer

[vapid thistle]

lets just ship it

[restive swallow]

frick it we ball

[next current]

what’s some tips for unlocking jokers?

[queen obsidian]

do seed aleeb then grab every tarot pack and dont skip a single blind

[restive swallow]

Honestly for the most part a lot of the jokers you'll unlock naturally

[queen obsidian]

look at what joker u want search requirment up then do the requirmewnt

[restive swallow]

some of them require you do some funky stuff tho so i'd just look it up honestly

[next current]

“purchase or use in a deck to see what it does”

🥀🥀

[queen obsidian]

vro

[next current]

i like my 🃏 game

[restive swallow]

if you just wanna goof around with all the jokers unlocked you can make a second profile and just unlock everything, you won't get achievements on that profile but it's a good way to learn what everything does and what not

[next current]

hmmm

ok

thank you

[queen obsidian]

look at the wiki look at what joker u want

then search the joker up in the wiki

[restive swallow]

the wiki is based shout out to the wiki managers

[queen obsidian]

then do the thing it says ti di

[next current]

my small brain is retaining lots of info!

[queen obsidian]

what show are you watching right now

[next current]

i forgot

i got sick

[vapid thistle]

damn

isnt naneinf like e308?

[next current]

so i have been home all week

and all i’ve been playing

[opaque shard]

If it makes you feel better you did better than I did

[next current]

is balatro

for like 3+ hours

[queen obsidian]

cant even spoil a guy 🥀🥀🥀

[next current]

every day

[vapid thistle]

thats normal dw

[queen obsidian]

play hotline miami

dead cells

escpae the gungeon

[vapid thistle]

play isaac imo

[next current]

cold ones and breaking bad except i’m on my second run of bb

[queen obsidian]

titan souls

cuphead

[next current]

i love this game

[queen obsidian]

wizard of legend

[next current]

me and my friend have a save

[queen obsidian]

but most importantly

[next current]

🃏

[queen obsidian]

play btd6

or btd2 if ur broke

[next current]

oh i forgot i had that

[queen obsidian]

how many final bosses

[next current]

uhhhh

due to fast to fight that

soooo

none

[queen obsidian]

4

thgeres 4

whic guy do you need to beat for bc5

[next current]

and i’ve only played balalala

[next current]

i don’t know

[queen obsidian]

if u dont know this

u cant sya you love the game

if u dont have

[hasty axle]

hey guys this is the balatro server

[queen obsidian]

more than 4k hours on roguelikes

[tall galleon]

dm me if u want a giveaway for free games that im hosting on my server (btw so i dont get banned this aint no dirty ahh scam)

[next current]

🃏

[hasty axle]

i’m jk lol idc

[queen obsidian]

youre fake

if u dont have taht

if u cant name

10 roguelikes

youre fake

[next current]

i’ve really only played

balalala

[queen obsidian]

wow

[next current]

some dead cell

some hades

[queen obsidian]

be ashamed

boooooooo

[next current]

i loved skul

[queen obsidian]

boooooooooo

"alot of booing"

[next current]

i will not be shamed for what though likes!

[queen obsidian]

but thy man may not speak of thy roguelikes id the man might not know more than 10 individual roguelikes

[next current]

until i lost access to it🥀🥀🥀

[queen obsidian]

i can name 10

i think

risk of rain

balatro

dead cells

cuphead

[next current]

well SsorrYyy

[queen obsidian]

titan souls

[next current]

???

[queen obsidian]

why did you do that

SsorrYyy

why doid you say that

anyways

[next current]

castle crashers

[queen obsidian]

wizard of legend

?

ive never heard of that

ayways

blasphemous

how many

6

so

hades

um

deathroad to canada

[next current]

don’t speak to me if you haven’t played castle crashers but you’ve played blasphemous and cuphead.

[queen obsidian]

hotline miami

[next current]

oh

[queen obsidian]

dont speak to me if u didnt 100% blasphemous and gotten every outfit in dead cells

[next current]

wait

yeah

i have

hotline miami one and 2

and hollow knight

[queen obsidian]

name all characters

well all masks not characters

[next current]

too many

[queen obsidian]

name all masks

[knotty haven]

is blasphemous good?

[queen obsidian]

name 3

[next current]

yes

[knotty haven]

thats like metroidvania

[queen obsidian]

peak fiction

its gorey

[knotty haven]

hollow knight type game?

[queen obsidian]

2d

yes

but not that much parkour

[knotty haven]

oh it has a story?

[queen obsidian]

its very gorey

yes

well

lore

not story

there are no quests

[knotty haven]

i see

[next current]

the chicken, the panther(incredibly annoying and useless cause it makes screen black), and tony

[queen obsidian]

basically

[queen obsidian]

the names not animals

ok so

[next current]

tony

tony my favorite

[queen obsidian]

who was tony

[next current]

the tiger

[queen obsidian]

he was a cheetah

chicken was jacket

[next current]

potato potato

[knotty haven]

hotline miami?

[queen obsidian]

so imagine a world

[knotty haven]

absloute banger of a game

[queen obsidian]

with alot of viruses

and you get covid

you need a cure

[knotty haven]

(i actually prefer 2)

[queen obsidian]

but

there are gay people

tryong to

[queen obsidian]

do things to you

thats blasphemous

[next current]

my favorite hot line miami character was grug

[knotty haven]

sounds interesting yeah

[next current]

you wanna be my friend

[queen obsidian]

awh man

[knotty haven]

guessing the world entirly shit though

[queen obsidian]

i cant post gifs

[queen obsidian]

yes

[next current]

i have so many 🃏 friends

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[queen obsidian]

anyways

im off to go

play roblox dbd

(forsaken)

because i cant afford dbd

goodbye

[dusty jay]

Tug. It rhymes with grug

I'm gruggin it

[next current]

i call it

shdhchchhhhh

rhymes with grug

[dusty jay]

I was gonna say something obscene but then.. I stopped myself

[verbal holly]

Hello guys, I got this weird bug where I lost stuff off my collection but the stickers are still on

[queen obsidian]

you choose peace ❤️

[dusty jay]

Fuck your memes

Smartass

[queen obsidian]

\

[lone valve]

hey guys so I’ve been playing the game for a while on my iphone and just bought the steam version, is there any way I could transfer my progress?

[dusty jay]

No it's lost gg

[queen obsidian]

no markiplier had this problem too

[dusty jay]

Just start from sratchet

Scratch

Markiplier

[lone valve]

aight appreciate your help guys have a great day

[dusty jay]

He's so handsome

[queen obsidian]

you want to see a handsome cat?

[dusty jay]

That's up to the heavens