🎙・server-chat

[worldly marsh]

critically also, unlike the rest of the randomly-changing suit/rank jokers, it changes completely randomly without being influenced by ur deck

so even on checkered it's still hard to work with and recommended to use wild cards

[inner sundial]

lower

[ruby plaza]

Vagabond moment

[worldly marsh]

gg you win

[sand bluff]

$1524

[inner sundial]

higher

[dusky oasis]

Thats why we all grab smeared joker on checkered deck

[ruby plaza]

Nice starter...

[sand bluff]

$1701

[quick cypress]

Oh, what luck

[worldly marsh]

DAMN u didnt take it

[sand bluff]

did you just skip vagabond

[inner sundial]

higher

[worldly marsh]

i wouldve taken vagabond there

you really gambled

[quick cypress]

Forget roll of the dice you’re playing Russian roulette

[sand bluff]

$1754

[worldly marsh]

rocket is probably comparable value but id still value vagabond over rocket

[quick cypress]

Vagabon seems really cool (I have not seen it once)

[inner sundial]

close enough, it's 1803

[willow reef]

i refuse to get merry andy

[inner sundial]

now that i'm done with naneinf, what else to do?

[sand bluff]

vagabond is more fun anyways

[willow reef]

i will never get merry andy unlocked

[worldly marsh]

oof. a terrible fate

[worldly marsh]

i subjectively agree with you

[willow reef]

my joker count will be 149/150 PERMANENTLY

[worldly marsh]

mostly because I LOVE FLUSH FIVE I LOVE FLUSH HOUSE

[willow reef]

fuck the unlock

[worldly marsh]

and also four of a kind, failing that

[worldly marsh]

lmfao

[willow reef]

skipping blinds is stupid

[quick cypress]

And you see the funny thing is I did the dumb thing and unlocked everything with a press of a button

[willow reef]

unless its like

two or three

[sand bluff]

vagabond + fortune teller + drivers license

[willow reef]

im not skipping all but 4 blinds vro

[willow reef]

and im not doing a glitch

[worldly marsh]

ok think about this though. that's WHY unlocking merry andy is a fun challenge. cause skipping SUCKS and you're winning despite that

[quasi cedar]

Can someone explain what this is

[ruby plaza]

Green deck, first time

One time... I had a good build with ancient joker... it was built on flushes... beautiful flushes, four finger, smear and some other mfs. Then the boss blind took it all away when it disabled the suite my ancient joker was on

[ruby plaza]

I'm sorry man, I'm not trying to diss your goat, I just haven't figured how I can work with vagabond yet

I'm trying to think

[ruby plaza]

Just trying to raise up funds

[willow reef]

im saying this because ive been trying for days now

[quasi cedar]

What's vagabond

[worldly marsh]

saint lagged rip

[worldly marsh]

ohhhh

oof

[sand bluff]

you get the tarots, you use the tarots

[ruby plaza]

Yeah, my ping is bad

[sand bluff]

simple as that

[worldly marsh]

pretty much you just play a bunch of shit throwaway hands before you play your good hand and you get free tarot cards to fix ur deck

[quasi cedar]

I don't remember vagabond what is that?

[worldly marsh]

hanged man, death, suit changers, strength

also temperance and hermit can show up

[ruby plaza]

I suppose, but it often keeps reappearing for me and if I can get that joker with the turban then I'm set

[sand bluff]

best non copy rare joker in the game

[worldly marsh]

when hand is played with $4 or less, generate a tarot card if there is room

[quick cypress]

I got a made up dilemma at the moment
(please note that none of this has happened before and probably will never happen)
If you got two blinds with give 25 if you beat the boss blind and the boss blind is the needle do you go for the $50 or do you not skip?

[worldly marsh]

which ante

[quasi cedar]

Why do you have less than five bucks unless you're lower than like red stake?

[worldly marsh]

if it's ante 2 or higher no

[quick cypress]

I’m gonna roll a dice and say four

[worldly marsh]

if it's ante 1 i risk it and roll for four of a kind

[sand bluff]

that one is fortune teller

[quick cypress]

All right, I like your answer

[ruby plaza]

Yeah, that guy, unseed or seeded, they appear around the corner for me

[worldly marsh]

hmmmm on second thought, maybe my answer is yes but only if my build is struggling massively with econ

[sand bluff]

also yes fortune teller + vagabond is basically an instant win

[ruby plaza]

Hmm, anyways, gonna go

[quick cypress]

You have four dollars because you spent it all on trying to get a legendary
Would that change your situation?

[undone nacelle]

I absolutely LOVE getting 500 double tags but not a single voucher or negative tag in sight

[worldly marsh]

if it's within the realm of possibility to win against needle sure

[worldly marsh]

😭 fucked up

[undone nacelle]

Im actually gonna go clinically insane before i get seedless naninf

[wintry patrol]

you can actually guarantee this doesn’t happen

[sullen sorrel]

help what do I do 😭

[sand bluff]

next ante is top up tag and uncommon tag trust

[worldly marsh]

bye bye golden ticket ig, assuming your deck is mostly kings already

[undone nacelle]

So true

[undone nacelle]

Id say get rid of one of the chads

[worldly marsh]

or you could get rid of chad

[quick cypress]

In your opinion, what is the best legendary, joker design, wise and effect wise?

[worldly marsh]

chad is only X4 mult

[undone nacelle]

Youll get rid of chad later anyway

[sand bluff]

sell negative photograph

[undone nacelle]

And gold ticket is essential for money

[worldly marsh]

lmfao

[quasi cedar]

What's the

Whats the deck looking like

[agile pawn]

uhhh i like canio and yorick

[sullen sorrel]

next shop is a coupon and negative tag in balala we trust

[junior cobalt]

for the interest

[undone nacelle]

I died :(

[worldly marsh]

design-wise, i like canio best, effect-wise I like canio best also

[sand bluff]

the best legendary joker is me
effect: instantly loses the run

[worldly marsh]

canio prob most reliable legendary on the list for gold stake

[undone nacelle]

Tbh id i had just made like 2 failsafe glass red seals i couldve gotten out alive

[worldly marsh]

actually no chicot is prob more reliable

i just think canio gives me more fun

[undone nacelle]

Trib is the easiest win on the planet if you get it on any stake

[quasi cedar]

Chicot

He just a little guy

[undone nacelle]

That is like if youre at ante 6 or below cus any further you cant really change your deck that much

[worldly marsh]

plant and mark kill the build and on gold stake it's very hard to deckfix

[wintry patrol]

after beating the small blind, check if your AJ is on the same suit as the boss
if it is, play the big blind
if it isn’t, skip the big blind
this guarantees it won’t disable AJ’s suit because it doesn’t pick the same one twice in a row

[worldly marsh]

thats why i say canio is more consistent

it's easier to just destroy face cards to get xmult and play a reliable build like pair

[undone nacelle]

No but a simple two pair with 2 kings and 2 queens which is super easy to do gives x16 mult

[quick cypress]

I like Perkeo and just perkeo
Because my luck is so bad that I have never encountered a single legendary joker

[worldly marsh]

i suppose

maybe im just scared of plant/mark

[undone nacelle]

True i guess its a question of destroy the blinds vs destroy the blinds. So whichever is easier is better

[sullen sorrel]

always trust balala

[worldly marsh]

and canio suits my tastes better subjectively so that probably affects things

[undone nacelle]

Canio is goated

I love getting trib and canio on my gold stake runs

Even more than perkeo

[agile pawn]

i love canio

[worldly marsh]

yeah perkeo made me work for my win lol

[undone nacelle]

Perkeo is whatever you gotta do some thinking and stuff

[wintry patrol]

this is NOT an easy two pair this is very specific 😭

[undone nacelle]

Canio and trib is just zzz win

[quick cypress]

I like perkeo because the lazy eye and green

Again, I have never encountered a single legendary joker

[worldly marsh]

canio vagabond 😌

[quick cypress]

They have not affected a single one of my runs

[undone nacelle]

It is especially if you dont mind burning 1 or 2 hands

[worldly marsh]

damn :(

[undone nacelle]

Youll always get the two pair pretty easily

worst case you lose 2 dollars

[quick cypress]

Even worst case you’re going to debt

[undone nacelle]

And like hell are you using the money for anyway. Not for scoring jokers thats for sure

[quasi cedar]

Do you guys think you have more lost runs or won runs?

[quick cypress]

I have won once

[undone nacelle]

My gold stake winrate is like 40% so definitely lost more

[worldly marsh]

more lost 100% i dont have top player consistency

[sand bluff]

i feel like server chat is less "server chat" and moreso "game discussion 2"

[worldly marsh]

pretty much

[undone nacelle]

It is just game discussion 2

[worldly marsh]

thats why off topic exists

[quasi cedar]

We talk abt plenty of other stuff

[quick cypress]

How the hell are y’all getting so high in your win rates I have won once

[wintry patrol]

wait we’re in server chat wtf

[undone nacelle]

Just keep playing man youll get better

[agile pawn]

wait this is server chat???

WHAT

[wintry patrol]

i usually only talk in game discussion lmfao

[undone nacelle]

Or like watch someone like balatro university

[worldly marsh]

LOL

[quick cypress]

Dead ass forgot this server chat

[undone nacelle]

Every video will give you 100 new things you never knew

[worldly marsh]

yeah balatro university is a very good teacher of how to play gold stake

[agile pawn]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GAME DISCUSSION

[quasi cedar]

I've won all of red deck, all of blue deck, and yellow deck purple and all on white

[undone nacelle]

Very good teacher of everything balatro tbh

[quick cypress]

I forgot what chat this was

[worldly marsh]

regardless of disagreements i have with him he's a very skilled player

[quasi cedar]

Abt once

So...

[undone nacelle]

I got good at endless just cus of him

[quasi cedar]

That says smth abt my win rate

[quick cypress]

What’s y’all’s favorite deck?

I like checkered

[quasi cedar]

Plasma or eratic

[worldly marsh]

blue for consistency, abandoned for fun

[undone nacelle]

Uhh prolly erratic or anaglyph

[worldly marsh]

plasma also for fun

[undone nacelle]

For winning its abandoned

[quick cypress]

You wanna know something funny I have won once because my luck was good enough on the erratic deck to allow me to do such and Mr. bones is the best joker because of that

[undone nacelle]

Abandoned is also super easy win

[raw aspen]

I finally actually watched Pagliacci a couple nights ago and honestly fuck Canio Nedda was totally in the right for cheating that guy had it coming

[sand bluff]

yellow, blue, ghost

[undone nacelle]

Ahh yes the deck with 9 sevens. Im definitely not playing 4 of a kind for this

[worldly marsh]

abandoned is like only slightly harder to win than blue on for me

[lyric maple]

Hey guys, if a joker is debuffed due to Perishable stat, will it still gain the gold sticker for the completionist ++ achievement?

[agile pawn]

my mind is actually blown rn

[quick cypress]

Bloody Love, Mr. bones buddy he got me to my first win because of how his effect works

[agile pawn]

yes

it wil

l

[worldly marsh]

LOL

[worldly marsh]

yep

[undone nacelle]

I like abandoned cus its guaranteed straights everytime

[sand bluff]

first gold stake win?
or did you just unlock all for erratic

[raw aspen]

Ghost is fun i also really like plasma

[worldly marsh]

debuffed uncommon jokers also still grant x1.5 mult for baseball card

[worldly marsh]

i like abandoned for my four of a kind obsession

[quick cypress]

What I say I’m bad at this game. I’m bad at this game. It was on white.

[undone nacelle]

Its fine youre just new

[stray spire]

nah, i prefer bagalago

[undone nacelle]

Keep playing youll vet nuch better

[raw aspen]

Idk where else to say this tbh it's like slightly related to the game lol

[sand bluff]

big ass number

[undone nacelle]

Serpent burglaring

[quick cypress]

Ahem I play on console I just press unlock all button

[undone nacelle]

Man i got a double chicot run like yesterday ago and i threw it so hard

Couldve been an easy naninf

[quick cypress]

How the hell are y’all so good at this game?

[stray spire]

my calculator said i had to either score nan or die (there was no winning with a normal number)
so then i said screw it and found out i could score natural nan (before balancing)

[quick cypress]

I’m not here with only one win on white steak

[undone nacelle]

Lmao

[stray spire]

idk man the more you play the more you recognize what combinations are best and when to pivot your strategy

[undone nacelle]

Just play the game man. Youll learn as you play more

[quick cypress]

I hear this now
I just feel dumb

[stray spire]

my advice? play until you beat gold stake, then keep playing
you'll understand what every joker does in no time
i remember i used to watch roffle and be like "how the hell?"

[opaque shard]

We built this city

[quick cypress]

On gambling

[opaque shard]

We built this city on photo and chad

[stray spire]

"look at this photograph" 🗿

[quick cypress]

Now I don’t wanna sound political
Blueprint or brainstorm

[undone nacelle]

Brainstorm

Cus its a bit more fun to play with

[dusky oasis]

Blueprint

[quick cypress]

That’s my Homie that’s my brother

[dusky oasis]

Cuz it's better

[alpine orbit]

is analgyph the easiest deck for C++

with the negative tags

[undone nacelle]

Also i have gotten used to left side placements for naninf anyway so like brainstorm fits it

[undone nacelle]

C++?

The coding language

[worldly marsh]

either blue or abandoned deck

[alpine orbit]

completionist++

[undone nacelle]

Ohhh

[dusky oasis]

Completionist++

[worldly marsh]

anagylph does not provide consistent benefits

[undone nacelle]

Yeah then anaglyph

[dusky oasis]

Getting gold sticker on all jomers

[undone nacelle]

It is the fastest way

[quick cypress]

Jomers

[undone nacelle]

Just negative tag like 20 jokers

And then win gold stake

[worldly marsh]

anaglyph is the fastest possible with good rng but imo it's way too slow in terms of needing to reset all the time

deck gives less consistent wins

especially less consistent wins with lots of negative tags

[undone nacelle]

Yeah but getting one anaglyph win is like 20 jokers done

[worldly marsh]

hmm

[undone nacelle]

While you need multiple other deck wins for that

[quick cypress]

I’ve asked y’all for your favorites. I’ll tell me your least favorite, legendary design, wise and affect wise.

[worldly marsh]

could be a good strat for ur first few gold stickers

[stray spire]

the efficacy of that plateaus once you only have 5 jokers left tho

[undone nacelle]

Thats when you switch

[opaque shard]

The anaglyph negative strategy is too inconsistent

[undone nacelle]

To something like gold deck or bkue deck

Or erratic

Actually yeah just do some erratic rerolling till you get like 9 sevens or something

And win four of a kind

[worldly marsh]

erratic deck rerolling gives pretty consistent wins probably but god damn is it tiring for me

[opaque shard]

I'd cry if I got 9 sevens on erratic

[dusky oasis]

Does anyone else salute their fallen glass cards and jokers

[quick cypress]

I mean, I stay quiet for a second

[stray spire]

"oh no, anyway"

[worldly marsh]

i say "rip" or "thank u for ur service soldier" sometimes

[opaque shard]

I yell at the glass cards when they break

[quick cypress]

Dang, dude at least give them a moment of silence

[opaque shard]

Like an abusive parent

[quick cypress]

“You get back here from the dead right now”

[stray spire]

the steel player does not turn around when the small glass card shatters

[worldly marsh]

glass card breaks you're really embarrassing the run right now.

[dusky oasis]

I was so close to unlocking erratic deck

But crimson heart only debuffed my blueprint and cavendish

[stray spire]

and then you couldn't predict its path? maybe there's a reason it's erratic idk i only play plasma

[dusky oasis]

Aka most of my score

[stray spire]

i think you got this tho

[quick cypress]

You’re trying to predict erratic you’re trying to predict calamity at this point

[stray spire]

is erratic deck "beat orange stake" i forgot

[dusky oasis]

First shop eternal foil blueprint

This is the run

Nevermind

[quick cypress]

Chat, can they cook?

[dusky oasis]

Couldn't afford it

[quick cypress]

Chat they failed and burned the water

[raw aspen]

Taps

[dusky oasis]

First shop eternal egg

This is the run

[quick cypress]

Onomatopoeia or the song

[stray spire]

the b in blueprint stands for broke 😔

[raw aspen]

Song

[quick cypress]

You burnt the water, my guy

Hey bud, you still burning that water?

[undone nacelle]

Tears of joy?

[dusky oasis]

I'm taking a break of orange stake and doing a painted deck run to unlock invisible joker

[quick cypress]

Go do that this game is meant to have fun, not bashing your head against the wall

[undone nacelle]

Gold stake is not real man. Im playing white stake rn and i keep burning my hands as discards after i use 2 discards

[sullen sorrel]

time to sell abstract joker 🔥 🔥 🔥

[undone nacelle]

Sell one of the baron prolly

[dusky oasis]

Pareidolia reserved parking

Econ baby

[stray spire]

:O

"5/5"

[raven moss]

And an oops

[quick cypress]

My guy stop what you’re doing for one second

[stray spire]

yeah 1 baron out for the mime is best

[quick cypress]

And breathe

[sullen sorrel]

okooo tyyyy

[quick cypress]

Before you do anything rash, please breathe

[undone nacelle]

Mime is basically +2 barons if you have no other deciding factor for mult

[tawdry cloud]

Should i take the dna

[undone nacelle]

And even more if you have steels

[quick cypress]

This is a PSA
Before you do anything think and breathe

[stray spire]

nyes
you don't have anything to copy it with so converting your deck to all kings will be a hassle
just find a blueprint/brainstorm and perkeo-copy death or smth

[undone nacelle]

Prolly not

I actually dont really know that well

This is a tough situation

[sullen sorrel]

deck be like

[quick cypress]

Remember this PSA think and breathe

[undone nacelle]

Cus like getting rid of rebate basically means the death of the future

[tawdry cloud]

My deck is all kings

[undone nacelle]

Yeah go remove the baron for sure

[sullen sorrel]

breathing fr

[stray spire]

ah yes then you definitely need dna

[undone nacelle]

Then the dna is just +1 hand size

[quick cypress]

You have more gaps in your deck then oxygen can fill

[sullen sorrel]

tyyyy

[undone nacelle]

Id say skip the dna then

[quick cypress]

Skip the DNA you have nothing worth to copy

[stray spire]

firewall (idk im not a tech guy)

[quick cypress]

(disclaimer I have won once)

[stray spire]

but yeah do skip the dna

[undone nacelle]

Dna for baron runs is for getting + hand size but you need like atleast 3 or 4 blueprints/brainstorms for it to be worth

[sullen sorrel]

idk truly but like what is the optimal joker placement fr

[stray spire]

also for grinding serpent cards for when you need a huge deck to draw

[undone nacelle]

Oh how much i want to get that

[undone nacelle]

Prolly 2 baron 3 mime or 3 baron 2 mime lemme do the math rq

[stray spire]

well each red steel steel king is
1xM/trig and 2trigs by default
mime makes it 1 / 3
2 barons make it 4 / 3

[dusky oasis]

Is copying photo or Chad better

[undone nacelle]

2+2+2+2 + all extra steel proc vs 3+3+3

[quick cypress]

If you were to describe Bellatro in one sentence what would it be?

[undone nacelle]

So id say 3 mime and 2 baron

Cus steel helps a lot

[undone nacelle]

How many blueprints?

[stray spire]

so your brainstorms should be 1 on mime and 1 on baron, or both on mime

[dusky oasis]

1

[sullen sorrel]

yesss I do also want money now that serpent exists

tyyyy

[stray spire]

id say keep them on the mime for now because it won't matter but it'll mean you get to be more lazy for money

[undone nacelle]

I think its the same point score either way

[quick cypress]

Hey mates ,in your head, what would be the highest scoring group of jokers?

[undone nacelle]

Some sort of baron mime blueprint brainstorm etc

[stray spire]

definitely this

[undone nacelle]

Like usually naninf is gotten by either poly flush trib/idol and sock or high card steel baron mime

Baron being the much easier one to do

[quick cypress]

What is your favorite hand in this game?

Pair , 2 pair,etc

[dusky oasis]

Flush

[quick cypress]

I personally believe in five flush

But as a checkered deck lover flush is amazing

[stray spire]

https://www.desmos.com/calculator/qs5mtgsd2f
if yall need a calculator for your baron/mime needs, here you go

also flushes are undoubtedly the most goated hand

[full granite]

Gros Michel + Oops all 6’s

[stray spire]

my cavendish watching as i use my showman and ectoplasms to get more cards with funny dice on them:

[quick cypress]

(EXTINCT!)

[stray spire]

thunk needs to add a mutant banana card that only generates after cavendish dies

idk what it would do but it would be cool

[full granite]

1 in 1 million chance of extinct and mine will still find a way to die

[stray spire]

[dusky oasis]

+3 chips

[stray spire]

^0 mult

[dusky oasis]

÷0 mult

Crashes the game immediately

[quasi cedar]

^2

[stray spire]

makes other banana cards buyable in the shop again; they don't take up joker space or require showman; they all give x9 mult

[quasi cedar]

No just

[quick cypress]

Can someone remind me what’s the actual chance for wheel of Fortune to hit

[quasi cedar]

^2

[quasi cedar]

1/40

[stray spire]

yeah that would probably be better

[dusky oasis]

1 in

[stray spire]

is it really lol

[quasi cedar]

I once got 3 hits in an,8 ante run

[quick cypress]

I Remember someone actually doing the math in order to determine what the actual rate is

Don’t remember the channel name

[stray spire]

...and what did they determine it to be

[quick cypress]

I don’t remember I didn’t watch the video

All I know is that it’s pretty higher than it is

As in higher chance to fail

Although I do have a feeling that it’s some dumb number like 1/1000

[dusky oasis]

What are the true odds of bloodstone

[quasi cedar]

1/2

[quick cypress]

…what’s bloodstone?

[quasi cedar]

I unironically believe that

[quasi cedar]

You'll find iut

Don't tell gim

Him

Shush

[quick cypress]

You know you can edit a message

[quasi cedar]

You know you can

Edit

Your face

[quick cypress]

I mean, that’s how changing a profile is

[stray spire]

it's a name for a rock you skip across a lake at another person

[quasi cedar]

...

[stray spire]

on everyone's soul but mine it has nothing to do with balatro

[quasi cedar]

Has a 1/2 chance of hitting usually your target

[proven crane]

i think i hate black deck you guys

[quick cypress]

Are y’all talking about the gem…?

[quasi cedar]

Idk maybe

[quasi cedar]

Hm?

[neat cape]

Hello

[quasi cedar]

I don't see anything wrong

I mean we all hate it

[stray spire]

if there's anything that deck taught me it's that one dollar is a lot of money

[quick cypress]

This thing…?

[quasi cedar]

But that run looks solid

[neat cape]

I actually enjoy black deck

[quasi cedar]

Yep

[dusky oasis]

2 heart flushes in a row with now bloodstone hits

[quick cypress]

You’re surely kidding

[dusky oasis]

That shit is NOT 1 in 2

[frozen kraken]

rate my build

[quasi cedar]

Nope

[neat cape]

Oh hi there

[quasi cedar]

Out

[neat cape]

Random build

[quick cypress]

Oh, I’m dumb you’re talking about the heart rock

[neat cape]

I just like the extra joker man

[stray spire]

10/13

[frozen kraken]

xD

[quick cypress]

I prefer the spade rock

[quasi cedar]

Use ecto

[stray spire]

arrowhead?

[quasi cedar]

Or negative tag

I don't have any of them discovered except bloodstone

[zenith owl]

You throwback too much

[neat cape]

Ur right

[quick cypress]

I just call them by what suit they belong to and if they’re a rock

[stray spire]

"diamond rock" 🗿

[quick cypress]

Correct

[zenith owl]

Diamond is a rock tho lol

[stray spire]

💎 💎 💎
💎 🪨 💎
💎 💎 💎

[dusky oasis]

Double castle on checkered deck

[zenith owl]

That's mines

[quick cypress]

Yo, checker deck shout out

[quasi cedar]

Not possible

[stray spire]

beautiful

[quick cypress]

There’s more rainbows there than I’ve seen in real life

[neat cape]

Very lucky run I was able to get that stupid $400 achievement

[stray spire]

do you count a double rainbow as one or two rainbows

[quick cypress]

I mean, it’s in the name

[neat cape]

Balatro gave me meaning

[stray spire]

autocorrect after watching me type "naneinf" into youtube:

[quick cypress]

I think you misspelled bashing your head against the wall

[neat cape]

I must be crazy then

[quasi cedar]

That's like saying CoD gave you meaning

[neat cape]

Im waiting to lose 6 runs in a row now

[quick cypress]

Cod makes you lose meaning

[neat cape]

Because Ive been winning like crazy

[quick cypress]

Try not to flex challenge impossible

[stray spire]

you should take your luck to a real slot machine

[neat cape]

I want to

[neat cape]

I am trying to fit in

I am a new guy

[quick cypress]

I wanna see this person go play blackjack just to watch them fail or win about $1000 in cash

[stray spire]

he'd get backed off before he won 1000 💀

i wonder how much you need to win before pit bosses start getting suspicious

[quick cypress]

From what I’ve heard around 10,000 or more, I could be wrong

I use 10,000 as a corner stone in a door whenever referring to large amounts of money in a casino

So it could just be my bias

[neat cape]

Who knows

[quick cypress]

Oh boy, he sure is typing

[stray spire]

e

[quick cypress]

Dear God

[neat cape]

I agree

[neat cape]

What ap test did you have

I took statistics

[stray spire]

i had apcs the other day and ap chinese today

i have calc bc, phys 2, and phys 1 coming up

[neat cape]

I hope you get a 5

[quick cypress]

2.718281828459045… such a long sentence

[stray spire]

as to you

[neat cape]

This guy must be going to Harvard

[stray spire]

while youre at it could you help me find the last digit of pi
i dropped it in the crevice of my couch and now i cant find it

[quick cypress]

“HEY THIS GUYS SMART”

[quick cypress]

All right, here’s the nine I found behind your couch

That good enough for you

[stray spire]

yay

the casino owner watching as i pull out a picture of a monarch, a slip with a frenchman on it, a pierced ballot, an assortment of back-of-the-napkin sketches and engineering documents, an admission document for the factory of a "willy wonka", and a box full of stamped sheet metal so i can walk away with 2 gazillion bajillion gorillion chips:

btw do 100 men beat a gorilla

[dusky oasis]

Its all fun and games until the casino puts a potted plant on the table

[stray spire]

and then i show them my hollywood director certification and they pull out a cobra

[quick cypress]

First things first your average gorilla is about 5,7 in freedom units and have the exact same defense as us

The first group is gonna get destroyed, but as long as we work together, we can knock the crap out of it

[neat cape]

Among us

[stray spire]

exactly
but who is willing to be the guy who gets ripped apart so the others can poke out an eye

[quick cypress]

This is in the context that a gorilla wants to fight. I’m assuming the other people want to fight too.

[stray spire]

oh yeah also when your friends die you can use their bones as weapons

seriously you could just beat the crap out of five of your own and repurpose their nards while the others hold off the gorilla

[quick cypress]

If we are just putting them in a pit and we’re doing this realistically then there isn’t gonna be a fight because last I checked I don’t think either species like to fight often

Also, literal giant cats just one shot them

Just attack their neck

[stray spire]

how thick is a gorilla's skin

[quick cypress]

Varies but somewhat stronger than humans

But I imagine if a giant tooth can penetrate it I imagine a broken shattered bone can stab through it.

[stray spire]

oh yeah fs

i feel like once you bring up the bones the argument is over

im surprised not many people have thought abt that tho

[quick cypress]

I’m serious when I say this, I think people forget that gorilla can easily be one shot if you just go for the neck

[stray spire]

yep

[quick cypress]

People are treating gorillas like they’re taller than us

Everyone could probably just dunk on the darn thing

[candid mountain]

why the higgity heck does the family always appear on rare tags

or drivers liscense

[uneven edge]

so theoretically I could 1v1 the gorilla…

[quick cypress]

No, don’t get too confident

[uneven edge]

I just gotta one tap it

[stray spire]

The ⬛
grants x0 mult when a is played

[quick cypress]

You still need a weapon and I don’t think you wanna break your own bones to make one

[uneven edge]

I could figure it out

[quick cypress]

You need at least one other person in order to sacrifice in order to get a bone weapon

[uneven edge]

100 gorillas vs me

[stray spire]

how much morphine would it take for you to overcome the pain of losing an arm

[quick cypress]

How to die 101

[quick cypress]

I mean, you can also just use adrenaline

Or using 100% of human desperation in order is 100% of our strength

Because adrenaline is not what unlocked 100% of our strength that’s desperation

Friendly reminder that humans have a limiter

[stray spire]

the indomitable human spirit vs. the indomitable human spirit (alpha release v0.0.2)

[severe geode]

They wouldn't last a chance

[quick cypress]

Alpha release is insane

[quick cypress]

Funniest crap I’ve seen in a while

[stray spire]

glad i could make you snort air outward for a quick second lol

[quick cypress]

No mate, you made me verbally chuckle

[edgy crystal]

does resetting restart your win streak

[stray spire]

we take those 🗣️

[stray spire]

i have no idea

[quick cypress]

Johnny Cage versus one gorilla would probably be the funniest fight known to man

I mean, Chuck Norris

[stray spire]

he's got this one in the bag bro

[quick cypress]

He’s gonna teach the gorilla multiplication

And how to play this game of cards

[stray spire]

the gorilla's gonna be like "i was in a 100v1 the other day, and it took forever but we finally got the guy"

[quick cypress]

We chuckling with this one🗣️🔥

[lethal owl]

100 homelanders vs 1 omni man

[quick cypress]

My guy this is a debate on something realistic we’re not trying to build a pile of bodies

[lethal owl]

Yah i see

[quick cypress]

It’s gonna be hard as hell cleaning it up

[stray spire]

100 duck-sized elephants vs 1 elephant-sized duck

[quick cypress]

How the weight class is looking them elephants are getting crushed

[lethal owl]

A gun wins

[stray spire]

but that's if the duck can even move

[neat cape]

Does does Hi does what

[lethal owl]

Are You high?

[quick cypress]

Hi how are ya

[stray spire]

yeah some dude stumbles upon the carnage and turns it into the most delicious peking duck ever

[neat cape]

1 Man va 100 Hot dogs

[quick cypress]

Peak duck dinner

[lethal owl]

What man are we talking about

[quick cypress]

Average hot dog eating contest be like

If you’re talking about the average man, the hot dogs win if we’re talking about the current world champion, the man wins in less than a second

[lethal owl]

Wich of the 12(or 8 idk) billion of humans will go against 100 hotdogs

[dusky oasis]

Yo mama

[quick cypress]

The man that has a championship for hotdog eating?

[lethal owl]

My mamá passed away

[quick cypress]

He has a trophy

[dusky oasis]

Sorry

[neat cape]

What if

It was

Joey chesnut

[lethal owl]

Nah i'm just kidding
You thought You were funny

[quick cypress]

That’s the guy I’m talking about

[neat cape]

Im scared of him

[quick cypress]

One police officer versus 100 fireball whiskey

[neat cape]

Good morning vomit

Hello puke

Nice to meet you bodily fluids

[quick cypress]

The very large fireball whiskey

[lethal owl]

My mind is not in the correct order rn
So if i'm being unfunny or smth
Sorry,i swear i'm a good and friendly guy

[quick cypress]

Nah mate you’re all fine

[lethal owl]

Goodnight and hope You all have a great tomorrow

[ruby plaza]

Thanks boss

[stray spire]

i wish you a wonderful lucid dream

[neat cape]

Good nihtj

[sullen sorrel]

run died no perkeo 😔

[stray spire]

go beat the boss blind in your sleep

[quick cypress]

So again 100 fireball whiskey versus one police officer who is winning this

[lethal owl]

I apreciate that
Gn

[neat cape]

Ts tough

[ruby plaza]

Also, I have assembled this formidable deck during my first green deck run

[quick cypress]

Good night, my friend have sweet dreams of getting every legendary and winning purple steak

[ruby plaza]

Blue joker and hologram work so damn well together

[lethal owl]

Aight i was about to go to sleep but how do You know what stake im stuck on

Are You like

[quick cypress]

Oh, so guessing really is working

[lethal owl]

Magical

[quick cypress]

How can I have the mythical ability to guess a persons stake that they’re stuck on and not get a single legendary joker

[lethal owl]

Fr

Now for real
Goodnight

[quick cypress]

Go to sleep

[lethal owl]

Spectral deck on top

[quick cypress]

NOW

[stray spire]

my fairest shot at pre-balance nan:

[dusky oasis]

I'm not going to bed until I get either 1 soul or I beat orange stake

[stray spire]

you should go to sleep
⚡ NOW ⚡

[quick cypress]

I sit here and wonder how the hell y’all get so far

[stray spire]

white stake

also it took me like 5 tries to get this

[quick cypress]

That’s the exact messaging that I was trying to say

[stray spire]

which is a lot considering how long each run takes

[quick cypress]

I have won one time on white steak

[hybrid badger]

eu amo balatro

[neat cape]

This will determine everything

[molten lark]

i think all legendary jokers are good

can’t remember the names though

[stray spire]

HOOOOO

[neat cape]

Type shit

[stray spire]

shit 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[neat cape]

😜

[dusky oasis]

Type c for faster charging

[quick cypress]

He said type “shit” not “shit 🗣️🔥🔥״ yes I’m gonna be like that

[neat cape]

C

[quick cypress]

D

[neat cape]

Why didnt my battery jump to 100%

[quick cypress]

Dang my phone still at three

[neat cape]

Im actually fucking going insane

[stray spire]

tips:

• +mult in early antes
• pick up xmult jokers if possible (uncommon ones are king - they're often the most reliable; think constellation, hologram, etc)
• if you can, get "within-the-hand" scoring (score changes as the cards are being counted, so retriggering is a thing you can control)
• prioritize money on top of +mult in early antes to build interest - economy is king and allows you access to everything

[quick cypress]

Ah thank you friend

I personally believe in yellow

[near yew]

burpeo

[quick cypress]

Yeah, my favorite joker

“Burpeo “

[undone nacelle]

Nah part of the fun is doing baron mime calcs on the head

[stray spire]

see yall on the other side 🫡

[quick cypress]

Your “nan” gonna make it

[ruby plaza]

Ayy

[ruby plaza]

DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT

[quick cypress]

Go into the flashlight

We must consume a lamp’s brother

[stray spire]

i crave the forbidden lamp 🤩

[quick cypress]

We need more lamp

[ruby plaza]

NAWWW

[quick cypress]

I too crave the forbidden lamp

[stray spire]

btw 12 red seal steel kings got me e156 after the balance LMAO

[bleak agate]

Hello guys

[quick cypress]

Good day to ya

[bleak agate]

Or I should say Jimbos?

[stray spire]

sometimes i wish thunk used the negative case to check death
so if (current score < required score == false) then the run ends

[quick cypress]

Say Jimbos

[quick cypress]

Ahem Mr bones is peak ahem

Sorry, I had something caught in my throat

[ruby plaza]

An idea popped into my head 'Banker Joker' Retrigger jokers that are worth or below $4

[quick cypress]

Does the Joker also crave the lamp?

[stray spire]

we love using suas to get to ante 731

[bleak agate]

Hi Jimbos

[ruby plaza]

NOOO

[quick cypress]

I am still bad at this game. What is suas

[stray spire]

sans undertale ante skip

it's a real thing check it out

[quick cypress]

YES

Ain’t no fucking way that’s real

[stray spire]

look it up bro

[quick cypress]

I’m gonna look it up and I pray that it’s not real

[stray spire]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1hsp7rf/ante_984_reached_using_sans_undertale_ante_skip/

[bleak agate]

So, How I improve on this game with out the bananas?

[quick cypress]

(EXTINCT!)

[bleak agate]

NO

[quick cypress]

So why the hell is it called that?

[stray spire]

same reason why a terminal illness patient would call his new disease "ligma"

[quick cypress]

Completely forgot that existed

For the memes

[stray spire]

or why a biologist named a sea sponge after spongebob squarepants

[quick cypress]

And why there are multiple bugs named after presidents

[bleak agate]

Who was Steve jobs?

[quick cypress]

Ligma brainstorm

[stray spire]

ligma balls 🔊

btw i jump 26 orders of magnitude every time i play a card now

[bleak agate]

Idk why I spected a CS:GO reference on this Fabolous game

[quick cypress]

Again, still bad at this game why the hell are we using? What is measuring earthquakes?

[bleak agate]

One hour at the day

It's not addictive right?

[stray spire]

why are we using what now

[quick cypress]

A magnitude is how you measure an earthquake

From one to 10 I think

[stray spire]

ohhhhh
an "order of magnitude" is just another way to say "a power of 10"

[quick yacht]

What deck should I play?

[stray spire]

yep that's the richter scale
typically goes from 1 to 10 but it can range from as low as you want to as high as you want
the scale is logarithmic, so every time you increase the number by 1 the strength of the earthquake goes up by a common factor/ratio, which just so happens to be 10
so a magnitude 4 earthquake is 10x stronger than a mag 3 earthquake, which itself is 10x stronger than a mag 2 earthquake

[quick cypress]

Checkered

[quick yacht]

Bet

I'll tell y'all how it goes

[quick cypress]

Flush all over the place, my son

[quick yacht]

Mime and Reserved Parking

Money money :D

[quick cypress]

Dollar dollar dollar dollar

[stray spire]

natural negative reserved parking is my goat

• the natural negative oops all 6s

[quick cypress]

The casual wheel of Fortune nope

[quick yacht]

Gonna play Spades

[quick cypress]

Do a flush do a flush do a flush

[quick yacht]

Yea, Spade Flush

[stray spire]

flushes are objectively the best hand, change my mind

[quick cypress]

Oh, that’s what we’re talking about that’s what it’s all about yeah baby.

[quick yacht]

Got the +3 mult for each spade played ehehe

[alpine orbit]

no

pairs

[quick cypress]

Why would I change your mind on an objectively correct opinion?

[stray spire]

elaborate

im curious as to how your builds typically go

[quick cypress]

Personally, I believe two pair is better, but you do you

[quick yacht]

Blue Joker

Ante 2 now

[quick cypress]

What do you mean by blue Joker?

The print or the two thing

[quick yacht]

I got the blue joker lol

+2

chip

I'd say blueprint if it were

[quick cypress]

There’s more than just green joker?

there are other colors?

[quick yacht]

Mhm

[quick cypress]

damn

[quick yacht]

2 Jupiters

Lvl 3 Flush now

[quick cypress]

Let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go

[quick yacht]

Ante 3

[quick cypress]

Flush all over the place babyyyyy

Go win my son

[finite phoenix]

theres no blue joker

oh wiat

[quick yacht]

Yes, there is. It gives 2 chips for every remaining cards in the deck

[finite phoenix]

nvm

i thought it was called ice joker for some reason

[quick cypress]

Lol

[quick yacht]

Don't know how you came up ice joker

[quick cypress]

The cold never bothered him anyway

[quick yacht]

Made Aces

8 Aces of Spade now

[quick cypress]

Yoooooo my son is cooking

[versed prairie]

What would a ice joker’s ability like

[quick cypress]

Huh

[alpine orbit]

sending you to el salvador

[quick cypress]

That’s a good question

[quick yacht]

From me, I'd think of it as a way to play a hand without wasting a hand.

It freezes the hand count

[stray spire]

add +15 chips to each scored bonus joker, increases by 5 chips every time this card is triggered

[quick cypress]

Freeze a level of a random hand without it, increasing or decreasing by any means for a round

[quick yacht]

That sounded like that one of a voucher

[quick cypress]

Which one

[alpine orbit]

you get to play 2 (or 3 idk) extra hands but all cards played in those hands are debuffed

[dusky oasis]

Finally got a soul

[hazy arch]

Balala

[dusky oasis]

It was canio

[quick cypress]

POV negative hands

[quick yacht]

-1 Ante, -1 Hand or Discards

[alpine orbit]

it's still scoring

[quick cypress]

Never said it wasn’t

[alpine orbit]

and i only said played hands

not all cards

[quick yacht]

Ante 4

[alpine orbit]

so baron still works in this theoretical ice joker

[alpine orbit]

ye fair

[quick cypress]

Yo my son is cooking for real for real

[quick yacht]

Blue Joker, Mime, Reserved Parking, Spade mult, and Raised Fist

[alpine orbit]

im at 74/150 now

[alpine orbit]

analgyph with the negative tags again

[quick cypress]

Hammer and sickle with that raised fist

[quick yacht]

YO

[stray spire]

hammer and sickle takes the average rank of all the cards in your hand and uses that as xmult

[quick cypress]

Son, are you cooking fr fr?

[alpine orbit]

that

actually sounds cool

[quick cypress]

Fucking communist card

[alpine orbit]

if it's +Mult

[quick cypress]

Now we need a capitalist one

[quick yacht]

I got the Arrow head

LMAO

SPADES ALL THE WAY

[quick cypress]

LETS GOOO

[quick yacht]

Good bye blue joker

[quick cypress]

My son is cooking for real for real

[alpine orbit]

earn $3 for each card played and -$1 for each card held in hand

[quick cypress]

Now we need a socialist one

[alpine orbit]

totally broken though

[alpine orbit]

we have a communist one

[quick cypress]

OK, I’m a bit dumb. I might’ve been confusing them.

Always thought they were different things

[stray spire]

ceo's resignation letter
calculate the total wealth generated from all the gold cards in your deck; apply it all to one random card in your deck - changes every round

[quick yacht]

Photograph?

Hmmmm

[quick cypress]

Look at this photograph

[quick yacht]

Nah

Spade Flush

[quick cypress]

LETSSS GOOOO

My son is cooking

[quick yacht]

LESGOOOOO

CHAD AND BLUEPRINT

BIUVBFYEVYFVB

[quick cypress]

Hell, yeah, my son is killing it

[alpine orbit]

i like this

[quick yacht]

My god

DNA?

PLEASEEE

[alpine orbit]

it doesn't sound broken

[stray spire]

you could stack 50 dollars onto a single card if you wanted but you would really have to prune the crap out of your deck if you wanted the strat to work

[quick cypress]

Son, remember the PSA think and breathe

[alpine orbit]

yeah was thinking about pairing this with merry andy

or burglar (not both, obviously)

[quick cypress]

I want to see a person go full either communist or capitalist deck

[neat cape]

Yay

[quick yacht]

We cooking

Ante 6 and I'm confident to beat ante 8

[quick cypress]

My son is cooking. He’s gonna beat the ante

[quick yacht]

Straight flush?

Hmmmm

For the troll, let's go straight flush one time

[quick cypress]

Let’s go let’s go let’s go

My son for real for real is cooking a five course meal

[quick yacht]

Mime and steel card damn

Good comno

combo

[quick cypress]

Comno

[quick yacht]

Flush lvl 12

[quick cypress]

LEEEEETTTTSSS GOOOOOOO

[stray spire]

joker idea: flat-bottomed rock
has a 1 in 3 chance to create the skip tag of the current blind on played hand; hand must be unique to the round and have five scoring cards

so it would synergize well with splash because something something skipping rocks across a lake

[quick cypress]

Now we need a throwing hand

That goes well with flat bottom rock

[quick yacht]

1/4

[quick cypress]

It goes full circle, baby

[stray spire]

[quick yacht]

XD

[quick cypress]

Son, no do not touch the one in four

It is a lie

[quick yacht]

I hav a flush five in hand

of Aces of Spade

[quick cypress]

Oh yeah baby, that’s my favorite hand

[steel sand]

haydi haydi haydi haydi

[quick cypress]

My son is cooking

[quick yacht]

Lesgo

[quick cypress]

Lesgo

[quick yacht]

Noice

[steel sand]

joker idea: rock
does nothing
1 in 99999929282882828282829 chance to give ^9000000000000000000000000000 mult

[quick cypress]

Those are higher chances than wheel of Fortune hitting

[stray spire]

ambidexterity
+2 card selection limit; scores the hand that generates the highest score as well as the hand that generates the most money

[quick cypress]

I see what you did there

[quick yacht]

Imagine a 7 of a kind

[quick cypress]

The icon is one hand having a thumb on both sides, making it both a left and right hand

[stray spire]

great expectations
chooses the highest rank X in played hand; has a 1 in X chance to earn X dollars when card is triggered

[quick yacht]

Ante 7

14 Aces of Spade

[hoary kernel]

i could see it happening
simillar to the food jokers
although i doubt thunk wants to put an actual hammer and sickjle in his game

[quick cypress]

My son is cooking

[quick cypress]

No, just change it to something funnier

[quick yacht]

My wheel hits...

ARGH BUT IT'S FOIL

[green swallow]

So like do you have to get ten blanks in a single one to get antimatter or like ten blanks over all?

[quick cypress]

Over all

Last I checked

[quick yacht]

2 MIL

Omaga

[quick cypress]

My son, you can win it

[quick yacht]

Glass Card + Chad + Mime + Steel Card

IBFUBVUIEBUIV

[quick cypress]

I believe in you

[green swallow]

I got spooked for a second when it said I unlocked it but it didn’t show up in my collection. Now I realize I actually have to go get it in a game

[quick yacht]

Cerulean Bell...

[green swallow]

Slowly sinking into addiction atm. Must collect them all

[hoary kernel]

i always found it funny that the men in the posters usually are like
way too excited

if i had better drawing skills

[quick cypress]

Yes, this is perfect. No need to change it.

This would fit in perfectly

[quick yacht]

I beat ante 8, father

[hoary kernel]

ten blanks to unlock the ABILITY to get antimatter
then for ever other run its the same, buy blank then the upgraded version is antimatter

[stray spire]

amazing

[jovial parrot]

You should have the joker doing a bit more a typical Russian propaganda pose

[quick cypress]

My son, I am proud of you

[jovial parrot]

Not a raised fist but like

[hoary kernel]

i am not good at drawing

[jovial parrot]

Have him standing up perfectly straight

[hoary kernel]

im sure someone better at it could do that

[stray spire]

have him wearing an ushanka hat as well

[jovial parrot]

Fair enough

[quick cypress]

No, no it being poorly drawn, makes it funnier

[hoary kernel]

i would if i could

[hoary kernel]

nah
thats a bit too much

[quick cypress]

Don’t forget the ice around him

[quick yacht]

What kind of common joker would y'all make if y'all got the chance to add it to the game?

[hoary kernel]

plus most of the time propaganda posters are hatless

[quick cypress]

Some kind of food joker that makes consumables longer

[hoary kernel]

chips mult

i dont CARE that its the exact same

[quick yacht]

Chip mult?

[hoary kernel]

actually no
some common (that isnt cavendish) that allows for mult even if its extremely slow

[quick cypress]

Let me guess Ace and Kings played give 10 and four chips and multi

[quick yacht]

As in, x chips?

[stray spire]

doomscroller
calculates each score instantly, proceeds to the next hand

[hoary kernel]

all mult in the game targets the multiplier amount
it would be nice to get some mult in the chips amount (even though the math works out the same, x3 on either side still multiplier by 3)

[quick cypress]

Am I the only one that’s thinking about consumables

[hoary kernel]

but it would lead to good synergy with chip only decks

[quick yacht]

That's gotta be like a high uncommon or low rare tier joker

[hoary kernel]

add a cookie tarot im hungry

[quick cypress]

No, no, I mean, like a joker that extends the longevity of a consumable

[stray spire]

it takes up a joker slot tho

[quick cypress]

Instead of single use, it becomes two times use

And so on and so forth

[quick yacht]

Well, I was thinking of 1/4 chance to retrigger a consumable B)

[hoary kernel]

lots of "freezer" esque joker concepts ive seen floating around social medias
i would personally make it so (if common) 1/4 chance of usage not decreasing per trigger
because gambling is fun 🙂

[quick cypress]

The conditions for both of them is that you have to be an entire purple steak two times with only consumables

[stray spire]

clairvoyance

• discloses the next 10 items to be sold at the upcoming shop

[hoary kernel]

the ui bloat for that 😔

[stray spire]

nah just make it pull up a shrunken "deck" arrangement of each joker/card that will be sold, and then the user can hover over each one as necessary

[quick yacht]

~ The CopyCat
1/4 chance to retrigger a random joker effect

[stray spire]

so instead of
[] [] [] [] [] [] [] []
have it be like
[[[[[[[[[]

[quick cypress]

Ignorance: disclose what cards will be in the shop when rerolling at the cost of not being able to see what is being sold at the moment in what area

[hoary kernel]

i still think that would bloat it
especially on mobile (i dont play mobiel but i imagine its hell)

[stray spire]

ah interesting

so if you see a blueprint coming up next you have to guess which card it is

[quick cypress]

You see ignorance is the opposite of clairvoyance

[hoary kernel]

honestly if they ever cross over i think e block would make a good pick for it

just hgave to tweak it somehow

[jovial parrot]

Something like this

[quick cypress]

Yep

[hoary kernel]

but idk how to really copy it without it being brainstorm tbh

[jovial parrot]

J-Block

[quick yacht]

Ooooo

[hoary kernel]

looks good
i would if i had any
skills

[quick cypress]

More gambling on top of it

[hoary kernel]

tbh thius is just blueprint
idk how to "transfer" triggering jokers as it doesnt really happen often

[quick cypress]

And I mean in the reroll list

[hoary kernel]

best ic ould would be "when joker on left is triggered, trigger the joker on the right as well"

and then maybe tack on the % chance if you really want to

[stray spire]

makes sense

[quick cypress]

Imagine having both at the moment, clairvoyance and ignorance

Would that be OP or completely useless?

[hoary kernel]

why not both?

i find the games more fun when you find some busted combo

we just need more of them

other than perkeo

[quick yacht]

Lmao this is too funny

[hoary kernel]

flush five 🤤

[quick cypress]

That would kinda be op. Now that im thinking about it being able to see what’s on the reroll list and 10 above without any cost essentially

[quick yacht]

I played a flush. My Flush Five hasn't leveled up. It never shows up on my planet packs

[quick cypress]

I am sorry, my son that you are not finding the planet

[stray spire]

statistician - normally distributed probability with a standard deviation of $1 to earn $3 at end of round; increase center by $2 and stdev by $1 when boss blind defeated

[quick cypress]

I wanna think of the opposite of this that has a slightly different effect, but I can’t think of the word that is the opposite of that

[stray spire]

"13-50"

[quick cypress]

Huh?

[stray spire]

oh i have a good one

"conspiracy theorist"

[quick cypress]

Oh, you already know what the joker is gonna look like

[quick yacht]

I've reached billions

What the flip

[hoary kernel]

you were right btw its fire

[quick cypress]

Imagine this, but a Joker

[hoary kernel]

you should make the joker a paragraph long of text but make it strong

[quick cypress]

That’s the card art

Just replaced the conspiracy theorist with Jimbo and just let it play on

[hoary kernel]

Reading Test

• While active, in your hand, Harry went into a forest with James, along the way he found [7 of Clubs]. He was shocked by this, by golly James, we're now rich! "Why is that" James asked? Well according to the Book of Jimbo, if we play this we earn [$3] <effect randomized>!

[stray spire]

conspiracy theorist

• generates $4 at end of round, increases by $1 per card affected by tarot/spectral cards

[quick cypress]

Don’t forget the planets

You know the stars aligning, and the planets aligning bull

[stray spire]

oh my god you're so right

[quick cypress]

Fun fact that planets aligning BS has never happened

Not once

[stray spire]

"time to stalk all my exes because mercury is in retrograde"

[quick cypress]

We need to stay away from her Jupiter is in retrograde and she’s a Leo

[stray spire]

fisherman

• card shakes randomly, sell card during shake to create copy with $1 increased sell value; incinerates if not sold in time

[quick cypress]

Fish : increases in price with every time a hand is used if copied then sold at two times price

[quick yacht]

I NEVER KNEW BURGLAR CAN ALSO BE COPIED TO HAVE EVEN MORE HANDS WTF

[stray spire]

yep it sure can

[quick cypress]

Burglar can do what

[quick yacht]

I neve kneww

[quick yacht]

Add 3 hands and remove all discards

[stray spire]

that's how i get 20 hands on the serpent to score naneinf with

[quick cypress]

Did you win Nan by the way?

[stray spire]

nah i'm still on the blind LMAO

it takes so long to score each hand

halitosis

• debuffs adjacent jokers; multiplies current mult by their total sell value

[quick cypress]

Are you kidding me a disease?

Where are you pulling these out of?

[stray spire]

no it just means "bad breath"

[quick cypress]

Oh

What’s the version that means good breath

[stray spire]

i have no idea

[quick cypress]

Everything has an equal and opposite reaction

[stray spire]

chewing gum

[quick cypress]

Chewing gum: one in 13 in order to go extinct every joker near by does two times it’s affect

[stray spire]

breathmints

• retrigger adjacent jokers once for 10 rounds

[quick cypress]

What you typeing
flame boy

And how’s that scoring?

[stray spire]

paper plane

• brings 1 joker of choice into the hand as a card that replicates joker's effect on each trigger

finna die soon 😔

[quick cypress]

Before I make my equal and opposite reaction of this what exactly does this mean?

[quick cypress]

You might be cooked

[stray spire]

select a joker
use the paper plane
the joker then moves from the joker storage slot to the hand, with no rank but every suit, and retains its card art

if you play it then whatever its ability was will trigger when that custom card is triggered

[quick cypress]

OK

[stray spire]

so if i have a "the family" and its ability is x4 mult if hand contains 4 of a kind

[quick cypress]

Rock tank: moves to the hand turns into what your most prominent suit is and takes the exact same effect as a random joker

[stray spire]

paper plane turns it into an actual card
i play it, say, with the hanging chad on the joker bar and four sevens
the family gets triggered 3 times total and each trigger does x4 mult bc of a 4 of a kind