🎙・server-chat

[visual bluff]

destroy random joker card + infinite on your favorite jokers + some trash jokers you don't want = free mult

[pallid hawk]

wait until he finds out madness doesnt actually need jokers

[solar portal]

got an hack from a judgement with a wee joker

yayyy

[visual bluff]

what does that mean

does balatro have a shitton more content that I haven't discovered bc what is that

[pallid hawk]

the joker youre talking about that scales by destroying jokers scales even if its the only joker or all the others are eternal

[visual bluff]

I've only beaten the game with red and green deck

[visual bluff]

oh right

that's actually fire

just get eternal on all the good jokers and boom crazy multipliers

[lunar kiln]

^

[visual bluff]

I would give you advice if I even had green stake

best I've got is red stake

[wild lily]

ok lets see
planet spam + scaling jonklers (green joker for ex) + xmult jonklers is the usual way

[lunar kiln]

I have found stuff like constellation and green joker quite helpful, but I think I'm fairly limited in options for xmult

[pallid hawk]

you got your jokers unlocked?

[toxic plover]

not with that attitude

[lunar kiln]

uhhh most of them

[wild lily]

pretty much any xmult that doesnt require discard like ramen, or heck hologram

[lunar kiln]

hmm

okay, thanks for the help

I'll play some more runs and see if I have any change

[covert ridge]

just 2 left

[wild lily]

cruelty harder imo

[dusky oasis]

What's the easiest deck for my first gold stake

[pallid hawk]

plasma

[covert ridge]

im doing them in order lol

[wild lily]

gold or blue

i mean yellow not gold but u get wat i mean

[pallid hawk]

blue is good too

[covert ridge]

i did 1 gold stake so far on checkered but lowkey the only stakes that make it harder are the ones that increase the points u need to win

[pallid hawk]

i suck and plasma is my only gold, blue is on orange rn

[dusky oasis]

I know plasma is also pretty easy but my dumbass can't figure it out

[pallid hawk]

basically bigger number better, just ignore whether it's chips or mult

because they get balanced

[normal lance]

blue stake:

[covert ridge]

fair

[normal lance]

my only gold stake rn is red deck

[wild lily]

xmult is better than chips

[pallid hawk]

i meant for the +chips/mult

[wild lily]

cause while u might be stuck tryin to live with 1k chips
u can profit out of exponetial mult and gain more

[normal lance]

who are they gonna be?

[runic magnet]

I think the game is trying to tell me something

[covert ridge]

aj bp and brainstorm

trust

[hot adder]

Stuntman wee and burnt

[pallid hawk]

campfire, jack, burnt

[toxic plover]

cursednana

[haughty cedar]

i kinda forgot that cavendish goes extinct too

[blissful palm]

balatreate

[wild lily]

buffoon pack 🔥

[normal lance]

this is 2 of them

[haughty cedar]

me fr

[blissful palm]

same

[wild lily]

strush build moment

[normal lance]

and i got stuntman

[normal lance]

i AM on checkered deck

[wild lily]

wat are we waiting for

[haughty cedar]

I AM AM

[normal lance]

I JUST GOT BLOODSTONE

[brisk mica]

this guy is 5 parallel universes ahead of me

[normal lance]

ok what do i copy with it

[pallid hawk]

chaos 👍

[toxic plover]

chaos 👍

[terse pagoda]

How do you unlock brianstorm

[pallid hawk]

discard a royal flush

[normal lance]

discard a royal flush

[terse pagoda]

The comufist peak tbh

Theres Better yeah but i like it

[blissful palm]

yes

(I have just discovered the game and I don't understand the meme)

[fiery yew]

synergy with banner and delayed

ww

but not on plasma deck soio

[sudden condor]

Photochad

[blissful palm]

translation: the head punishes me for doing color build

[quiet harbor]

I didn't know riff raff could generate negatives

[glad oriole]

yea it doesnt do it very often

[spice grove]

its beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

[alpine orbit]

finally beat cruelty with this deck

pairs OP

also beat golden needle on my third try

[alpine orbit]

for the longest time i thought it was for each discarded card and not for each discard

[meager plank]

I think it’s a good thing these chips are all virtual, I hope people wouldn’t want to summon nan^inf chips to this world

[alpine orbit]

how

[livid basin]

taxes

[meager plank]

Negative joker

[spice grove]

chat pray for me

[meager plank]

Sell everything except the blueprint for the invisible joker

[spice grove]

Oh my god bang

[grand mural]

chat?

[meager plank]

Did you use four fingers to win on white 🥩

[edgy shale]

So this just happened

[meager plank]

I don’t get it

[gentle nexus]

Yo guys i need help

What should i buy first

A Guitar or a Piano?

[last bridge]

Good

Food

[meager plank]

You can use betterhelp to contact a therapist

[last bridge]

To eat

[gentle nexus]

No not like that

Just i don't know what should i buy

And all my friends don't help

[meager plank]

Probably guitar because pianos are really big

[last bridge]

Whats the last Score we need to make to beat ante 8

[gentle nexus]

They keep saying buy drums

[edgy shale]

Obelisk with dice in the same shop with celestial pack

[last bridge]

[meager plank]

Do that

[meager plank]

Obelisk sucks tho

[gentle nexus]

I don't even like drums

[meager plank]

You will if you play them every day

[last bridge]

…

[gentle nexus]

I preffer playing guitar

[last bridge]

[meager plank]

naneinf

[gentle nexus]

Imagine a metal balatro cover

[meager plank]

So buy a guitar

[gentle nexus]

I guess so

Thanks

[meager plank]

Steel cards already exist

[last bridge]

To beat the 8 ante I need to naneinf ?

[meager plank]

Obviously

[last bridge]

Isnt it like 50k

[meager plank]

100k but yeah

[last bridge]

Bc naneinf is hard ?

[last bridge]

100k😔

[meager plank]

200k on some higher stakes

[last bridge]

How do I manage to do this 😭😭

[meager plank]

Can be 200 or 300k with the extra large blind boss

[meager plank]

Chips + mult x mult

[last bridge]

Do u have a cool seed ?

That is a lil easy

[meager plank]

No I haven’t seen anything cool yet

[covert ridge]

u dont necessarily need chips tbh u can replace it for a retrigger

thats wht i usually do

[meager plank]

You know what retrigger adds 100% of the time

[covert ridge]

chips but u know whats even better abt it with other jokers?

[meager plank]

Bro my main chips are usually planet cards

[covert ridge]

stack the living fck out of mult lol

[meager plank]

I usually do money retrigger and then 3 x mult

My plus mult and chips come from planets

[covert ridge]

ancient joker retigger with flushes is busted

[meager plank]

5 luchadors is busted

[upbeat ibex]

Is there a roadmap for updates

[meager plank]

Never

Updates come when finished

[upbeat ibex]

I heard there would be an update soon

[upbeat ibex]

Ah alr

Ty

[meager plank]

The game is developed by one dude and exploded in popularity so pls be patient

[upbeat ibex]

I am, I haven’t even beaten all main decks yet I’m just excited for more content if there is any more to add

[meager plank]

Idk anything about the next update tbh

[wild lily]

i mean mods are gud ways for more content

[upbeat ibex]

I’m on console

[meager plank]

I’m on console

[upbeat ibex]

WE are on console

[glass nest]

Hi

[wild lily]

"console"lation at its finest

[upbeat ibex]

No way

It’s the best card

[meager plank]

Stop copying obelisk John BP

[upbeat ibex]

I’m watching the funny symmetry guy, I didn’t know madness only was viable

I didn’t realize there was game chat

Let me relocate

[gentle nexus]

Buu

Doble par mejor

[blissful palm]

calla

[gentle nexus]

Durisimo hermano

[dusky oasis]

Would multiple ancient jokers always choose the same suit as eachother

[stray mantle]

yes

the joker changes every round even if you don't have it yet, it's always active

that's why you can check your collection to see on which suit your ancient is when it's flipped down

[dusky oasis]

Thanks

[solar portal]

???? bro??? READ THE BOSS BLIND YOU'RE MEANT TO BE FACEDOWN

[solar portal]

and this is to roll

ever furtherrrr beyond

[heady portal]

what if i just made my whole deck spades

[solar portal]

i dont even get the picture but it's in spanish and features ssj3 son goku so i must laugh

[heady portal]

and upgraded ONLY flush

[heady portal]

🙏

[meager plank]

Rule 2

[summer thicket]

What joker do i sell for this blind. My four and five of a kind arent levelled enough to carry it

Im thinking maybe hack?

[meager plank]

Why the hell is it at 400k

[summer thicket]

Purple stake

Increases the scaling

[meager plank]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[glad oriole]

so real

[meager plank]

I didn’t know it scared that hard tbh

[glad oriole]

this is the weirdest scam ive ever seen

[meager plank]

It’s opensea tho!!

Up to $250,000! You could buy a whole sliding closet door with that money!

[glad oriole]

ooh fun

[meager plank]

Yipee it’s gone

[glad oriole]

i could but 10000 copies of ultrakill and donate them to the homeless with that money

[meager plank]

I didn’t even get a chance to try and win 😔

[glad oriole]

buy

[drifting owl]

wait, why is it 10.00, is it the rounding thing?

[glad oriole]

probavly

[summer thicket]

Ill try selling hack for this and see if i make it

[meager plank]

That means it rounded down because the next number is between 0 and 4, so 10.000-10.004.

[alpine orbit]

how do i play jokerless

do i spam straights and pray

[meager plank]

Spam flush fives

[glad oriole]

i think it was rounded up

[alpine orbit]

oh

[glad oriole]

because if it was rounded down it would be 1e50

[alpine orbit]

ok makes sense, thanks

[meager plank]

I forgot about that option

[solar portal]

i got polychrome from 2 wheels in a row-

[meager plank]

No I think 1e50 is just 1 and that’s a really low score to get

[solar portal]

is it more likely on low stakes?

[meager plank]

No you just got lucky

🍀

[glad oriole]

1*10^50 is not 1

[last bridge]

Ante 5🥀

[solar portal]

wow

[last bridge]

My best game forever

♾️

Infinity

[meager plank]

but I’m tired

[glad oriole]

ok

[meager plank]

The wind is making my windows click because they’re wooden

[drifting owl]

ok, but why it is not the 1.00e50?

[hot meadow]

Guys

I only Need black deck for completionist

[glad oriole]

because uts probably rounded up from ~9e49

[hot meadow]

Any suggestion?

[meager plank]

Because I don’t think 1.00e50 is the same as 10.00e50

[glad oriole]

it isnt

but it is the same as 10.00e49

[meager plank]

What

Oh

Yeah

I thought it was 10.00e50

When you sell a joker for the soul card and you get “disabled all boss blinds” 🚮🚮🚮

[glad oriole]

chicot is fine

worth depending on what you sell

i’ve had many runs die to boss blinds

[meager plank]

What if instead of jokerless it was just 5 bananas that cannot be replaced with anything even when extinct

[prisma moon]

XeY = X * (10 ^ Y)

[glad oriole]

“chicot is bad” mfs when their face card build gets countered by the plant for the millionth time

[prisma moon]

So 10e50 is 10 * (10^50) or 10^51 or 1e51

[meager plank]

I think reroll voucher or selling joker disabled boss blind is a bit more common

[glad oriole]

they are yea

[meager plank]

Is that why my cat side eyes me

[glad oriole]

but chicot gives you safety for all blind

boss blinds

[meager plank]

My favorite is when it disables extra large blind

And the blind shrinks

[karmic lion]

fun fact that effect can stack if you have copies

[meager plank]

Why can’t we have red seal jokers and collectibles 💔💔

[meager plank]

what

[karmic lion]

it can make the boss blind even smaller

[lament lintel]

chicot doesnt get copied by bs/bp

[karmic lion]

dang i thought it did

so just multiple of the things

[lament lintel]

yeah

[karmic lion]

pray for invis joker lol

[meager plank]

My canio got copied by invisible joker and I had 2 25x canios in ante 4

[glad oriole]

copies of chicot tho

like invisible

or ankh

to get more

[lament lintel]

ye ik

[meager plank]

Showman + soul card goes crazy

[glad oriole]

how the hell did you get canio to 25x by ante 4

[meager plank]

The one that destroys if one card is discarded a dna and a lot of hanged men and standard packs

[glad oriole]

easily the strongest interaction between bossblinds and multiple copies of chicot is the manacle

literally gives permanent handsize

[split trellis]

the new pope got elected and he is an ultraconservative tr*mp supporter

[meager plank]

NOOOO NOT THE FILLIPINO GUY💔💔💔

I had $7 on that guy winning 💔💔

[glad oriole]

no politics here but god damn it

[uneven edge]

I want to get this in a natural run

[last bridge]

Fucking plant

[meager plank]

Please do not fuck the plant.

[last bridge]

Wdym

[shy dune]

Can balatro help me win money at the casino

[whole sentinel]

[dusky oasis]

Just bring a banana and you should do fine

[wanton steeple]

I've gotten 2 soul cards today

[wanton steeple]

Unironically tried playing poker night at the inventory with my balatro knowledge

I actually understood a little bit of it

[dusky oasis]

The people at the poker table when I play a flush five of polychrome glass kings

[oblique hound]

i do not understanding folding and raising

and actually uping the ante

[oblique hound]

didn't puss die from playing a flush 5 of Aces in the last wish against the dogs

[dusky oasis]

Idk I didnt watch it

[sudden burrow]

is sacrificial dagger even viable outside of riff-raff/egg/gift card? just curious coz ramping it otherwise is so costly

[slim bane]

[worldly compass]

in my experience (550 hours), it is viable without riff-raff/egg/gift card. It is costly but grows pretty fast compare to other growing +mult joker

[weary stump]

[naive spoke]

Is it possible to play balatro mobile with mods?

[willow reef]

the rare challenge deck straight flush build

[willow reef]

i think balatro mods are steam version only because of steammodded or whatever

[meager jetty]

Olo

[naive spoke]

Sadge

[willow reef]

if you have an android there might be a slight chance

[meager jetty]

Someone teach me to balatro

[willow reef]

iphone is just no mods anywhere unless you jailbreak

[willow reef]

[meager jetty]

I've hit 8th ante at 27k that's my best

Someone teach me the way of Clownage

[willow reef]

okay so

ehat strategy did you use

[meager jetty]

I used 2 pairs with hella face combos

[willow reef]

i cant tell you how to win, but i can tell you how to do what youre trying to fo better

[willow reef]

thats what i did when i started playing

[meager jetty]

Scary face, peridolia, spare trousers, smiley face, and misprint

That's my best run's jokers

[dusky oasis]

Plant

[meager jetty]

?

[dreamy pier]

The game keeps giving me baseball card

[naive spoke]

Face cards are debuffed

[meager jetty]

Since when

I was doing my best using face combos

[naive spoke]

Face card builds when:🌺

[meager jetty]

What's your recommendation

Cause baron doesn't get me anywhere and people keep glazing on it

[naive spoke]

My first ever win was with two pair. I used spare trousers and square joker

[naive spoke]

Its op with mime. Just needs some deck fixing

[meager jetty]

I've never tried mime

[sudden burrow]

well ig it is faster if you have an established econ going, but if you have that maybe you're not in need of scaling jokers anyway
it's tough in early antes as you need other jokers alive to score, so it barely adds any meaningful input there as well

[meager jetty]

Okay so wait...

What does mime do again?

I forget

[naive spoke]

Retriggers all held in hand abilities. For example, baron, steel cards, raised fist

[meager jetty]

I mean i got people flexing 1 m under 8 ante and i cant even hit 200k in under 5 ante

What builds do you recommend?

I got mime and baron

[sudden burrow]

the run I got it to gold sticker was exactly that - I ended up with 4 econ jokers early and begged for score xd quickly found riff-raff and egg shortly after taking the dagger though, so it was a breeze
without them, though, it'd be really challenging, coz I had to feed my perishable rental egg to it before its final value gain

[dusky oasis]

Does anyone else give a salute to your destroyed glass cards

[meager jetty]

Nah I salute to seltzer after it runs out

[dusky oasis]

We need to salute to all good jokers once they are gone

[alpine orbit]

WOOOOH

[willow reef]

sorry im back

[willow reef]

yeah theyre good jokers

[glad oriole]

balatro

[glad oriole]

pareidolia isnt

[willow reef]

but for ante 8 you need a really solid setup

[willow reef]

for a beginner who probably doesnt deckfix well, it is

but when youre doing setups like that

you want to play and trigger as many cards as possible

[glad oriole]

deckfixing aint that hard

[willow reef]

it isnt

unless you dont know how

[finite shadow]

He’s having a blast

[sly frigate]

what in the flip

was i unchilled??

i cant type in thunk chat

idk what i did for that :( sad

[glad oriole]

noob

[full granite]

Green deck might be one of my favs

I love the simplicity of the coloured decks

Red/blue deck might not be flashy but they’re good

[glad oriole]

yes they are

green isnt tho ;(

[full granite]

Idk. Just win in less hands/discards and then never care about interest

[glad oriole]

the problem is no interest

green dexk just gets less money

its quite sad

i mean enjoy what y want

[full granite]

One early rocket and it doesn’t matter

Anyways so long as we agree that black deck is the worst I’m cool

Early game killer deck

[opaque shard]

I'm a rocket man

[upper badger]

Black deck is easy, what

Nvm I'm doing the waffles pancake thing

[glad oriole]

other decks still get more money

[glad oriole]

up until blue stake maybe

[glad oriole]

but black deck blue stake is inhumane

[upper badger]

Maybe it's a skill issue /hj

[full granite]

More of my games end early on black deck than other decks. If you get to late game on black deck you havin a good time, but the deck kills more early games for me than not.

And I’m not the type of player to reroll for good starts

[glad oriole]

the best players all agree black is the worst

🤷

[upper badger]

Yes I corrected my message lol but it's easy for me

Not the worst idk I like all the decks

[glad oriole]

do you play high stakes

[upper badger]

That's fair, I just have way too many hours on the game 💀

[upper badger]

Yes

[glad oriole]

oki

[upper badger]

Not my fave deck ofc but it's definitely not the best

[glad oriole]

its the worst

:3

[upper badger]

Alrighty

[glad oriole]

name one thats worse

im chrious

[upper badger]

[sullen onyx]

I always thought the worst was the one that gives you one consumable slot

[glad oriole]

not asking what your least favorite is

[full granite]

Checkered deck because it makes you feel like you need to go back to school and stupid

[glad oriole]

the telescope sorta makes up for it tbh

[upper badger]

Yes that's.. what I meant: I don't know what answer to give honestly

[glad oriole]

true

[opaque shard]

Best is ghost deck by far

[glad oriole]

nah the best is painted

this is not cope

[opaque shard]

Painted is really good too

[upper badger]

Painted good

[glad oriole]

the best is abandoned or blue methinks

[full granite]

I like painted deck. The -1 joker is immediately apparent, but +2 hand size is way better for consistency than it immediately appears

[sullen onyx]

naw, painted incentives straights. I prefer most of the others.

[agile pawn]

black deck best deck

[glad oriole]

the +2 handsize is just troubadour with no -1 hand

[upper badger]

My fave's either Plasma or Erratic

[glad oriole]

painted is just troubadour deck

:3

[full granite]

It’s grabber and grabber + without actually taking up the vouchers

[agile pawn]

troubadour on painted deck

[opaque shard]

My deck? Erratic

[quasi cedar]

Yellow deck above black stake is so hard

[upper badger]

[sullen onyx]

ghost is my favorite, love being able to buy spectral cards

[glad oriole]

grabber is +1 hand you fool

[cursive fractal]

You mean paint brush and palette lmao

[full granite]

Yes

[glad oriole]

my favorite is painted

[full granite]

I just woke up tbf lol

[agile pawn]

i like painted it is cool

[sullen onyx]

most consistent is probably either yellow or zodiac

[cursive fractal]

Good morning!

[full granite]

Thank ye

[sullen onyx]

good morning!

[upper badger]

Coffee

[glad oriole]

coffee is yucky

drink tea

[cursive fractal]

Agreed

[full granite]

I drink it black, unlike my deck preferences

[upper badger]

Preferences preferences

[full granite]

[glad oriole]

i cannot bare black coffee

i’d rather drink uhh umm water

[upper badger]

I like my coffee with Milo

[full granite]

I drink a lot of water too. The thing with black coffee is it sucks the first while you drink it. Very acquired

[cursive fractal]

I have a general dislike for warm drinks ngl

[full granite]

I suffered through black coffee for a month until my brain started enjoying it

[agile pawn]

painted deck, brush, palette, and troubadour for big hand size

[glad oriole]

when i used to drink coffee the only way i could handle the taste is by adding an obscene amount of sugar and cream

[upper badger]

That's the caffeine effect isn't it? /lh

[glad oriole]

i johnestly need to drink more water

[agile pawn]

i only drink water

[upper badger]

Please don't get kidney stones

[full granite]

Yeah. Brain starts connecting the flavour to the caffeine hit and says “wait this shot pretty good”

[glad oriole]

i know its unlikely but kidney stones are terrifying

[cursive fractal]

I once had a cuppa tea with 10 tbsps of sugar and I still found it a bit bitter 😭

[upper badger]

Honestly that's a good feeling lololol

[full granite]

Water is the best beverage because you can slurp it like a maniac and if it gets everywhere it doesn’t matter

[upper badger]

Facts

[full granite]

Thanks for comin to my TED talk

[upper badger]

Water best

[glad oriole]

trueue

i love me some cold water

[upper badger]

Why talk more when can use less words idk the whole quote

[agile pawn]

cold water is the best

[cursive fractal]

Well erm acktchieyoualliey drinking too much water can lead the water to overflow to the lungs leading you to drown on land

🤓 👆

[upper badger]

Cold water at 3 am 😍

[glad oriole]

blah blah blah

government made lies

[glad oriole]

at any time tbh

[upper badger]

True the weather's been bad (way too hot)

[glad oriole]

cold water gives me butterflies

[cursive fractal]

Cold water the goat

[full granite]

The correct move is to fill up a cup at the sink late at night, drink half of it, top it back up, and bring it to bed with you. Leave it on the nightstand

👍👍

[glad oriole]

real

[upper badger]

Pro gamer moves from Protanly over here

Water:

[cursive fractal]

Pro gamer moves are too P2W I don’t have a nightstand

[full granite]

The floor will also suffice

[drifting anvil]

i miss chill chat

[full granite]

Just far enough away from anything so it doesn’t get kicked over

[glad oriole]

#🍌・thunk-chat

its just been rebranded

[cursive fractal]

Too bad I don’t have a far enough away 😭

[upper badger]

When did it happen? :0

Also what's going on over there 🤔

[glad oriole]

not too long ago

like a few days

[glad oriole]

cool epic discussions

[upper badger]

Ahh I see

Also I'm sorry if my tone was bad earlier, I struggle with texting a lot 💀

[glad oriole]

i didnt notice anything

:p

[upper badger]

Alright :D

Now where's John Balatro

[glad oriole]

hes fairly active in thunk chat

surprising i know

[full granite]

I can’t believe they sell 52 cards decks at stores now based on Balatro. Very cool

They got every card in there

7 of diamonds

[upper badger]

WHERE

[full granite]

Ace of clubs

King of hearts

You name it

[upper badger]

Damn it I thought u meant the real Balatro deck lol 😭

[full granite]

Just ask them for “playing cards”

They’ll know what you mean

Wink wink

[upper badger]

Hahaha !

[drifting anvil]

damn i cant play oblivion

crashes on launch!

[upper badger]

It's on fangamer btw :]

[drifting anvil]

thats why balatro is goated

[glad oriole]

there actually are balatro based playing card decks iirc

they even have a few jonklers…. or was that the physical copy of the game

[upper badger]

Yes for the PS5 and Nintendo Switch I think

[limpid tree]

chat if they made physical balatro would they patch crimson bean

[full granite]

Ok chat which deck should I play?

[glad oriole]

nah

[upper badger]

https://www.fangamer.com/products/balatro-playing-cards

this was what I thought were on local shelves lol

[glad oriole]

PAINTED

[full granite]

Done. Let’s go

[glad oriole]

meow

[full granite]

Ante 1 is so monotonous my god

Just play a straight on the small blind and you almost can’t lose

[glad oriole]

it has to be a queen high straight or higher

to win in one hand

[upper badger]

But when you get that four of a kind Aces on the first hand or full house with Aces and Face Cards, it's an instant shot of dopamine in the veins

[full granite]

Other straights still put you so close you almost can’t lose without throwing

@glad oriole Troubadour on first shop. We cookin?

[glad oriole]

on painted??

could be funny

[full granite]

Yeah on painted

We got 12 hand size let’s go

[glad oriole]

:3

[full granite]

Paint brush in ante 2

👍👍

[glad oriole]

peam

[visual bluff]

the deck was as followed with my jokers

except I moved the one on the very left to be behind the x mult joker

[full granite]

Only deck I have yet to unlock is Erratic deck

Seems super fun

True roguelike experience

[upper badger]

Yes it's really dope

[haughty cedar]

we're eating good tonight chat

[full granite]

Used to have macaroni lunch meat as a kid. Was good

[haughty cedar]

just dont look at it while you eat

[lavish wasp]

gore

[full granite]

It tastes better than it looks tbf

[glad oriole]

i’d hope so

[wicked magnet]

Balatro or 10 orphans

[haughty cedar]

10 balatros

[frail wind]

Sh1t just got real once Blue stake came to be

[wicked magnet]

What about a singular orphan

[weary dock]

just had my first e14 yippiee

[haughty cedar]

is orphan an econ joker

[ruby quest]

So I am a new player here can't wait to see what balatro have to offer

[meager plank]

Wtf is that it looks like a brain after eating raw pork in Mexico

[meager plank]

I don’t think you can sell their organs anymore

[haughty cedar]

that shucks

[meager plank]

Old rap promotes responsible gambling

[raven moss]

holy.... peak

woops

wait

also this

[covert ridge]

just 1 left

[limpid tree]

got green stake painted deck done

slowy churning through the stakes

think im gonna do green deck next

[dusky oasis]

I suck at this game fr

[onyx holly]

Just beat black deck gold stake! It was a lot easier than people make it out to be though. I had this goofy little photochad/cat run and somehow it did stuff xD

[limpid tree]

photochad goated

[onyx holly]

cat sitting unnoticed while carrying:

it was only 4x but it still was a big part of my score

[limpid tree]

i mean i'm just saying, a two card combo that gives 8x mult during scoring is real good

[limpid tree]

minimum*

[onyx holly]

well ofc you're not wrong but still cat is still pretty underrated

[limpid tree]

it is quite nice

[onyx holly]

yea

[cursive kernel]

gold stake beaten!

pretty good seed imo

[onyx holly]

canio size?

[cursive kernel]

13

[onyx holly]

wow

[cursive kernel]

yeah first skip i got him then in big blind shop i got ankh

they are now 15

[onyx holly]

insane

[cursive kernel]

now 17

[onyx holly]

now 19, right?

[cursive kernel]

nah not yet haha

i got a hanged man and fool

[onyx holly]

c'mon keep those hung men coming

[cursive kernel]

this is my deck

[meager jetty]

Balatro

[onyx holly]

not bad at all

[cursive kernel]

just got another hanged man

purple sigmas are so good

[onyx holly]

19!!! 😄

[cursive kernel]

yuhhh

you knoe iy\2

know it

[meager jetty]

Yo ur pfp is fire chat

[cursive kernel]

did i say that both canios are polychrome

[onyx holly]

I noticed

[cursive kernel]

im so gassed

[onyx holly]

thx. You can see it took a lot of effort

[onyx holly]

lol

I gtg byeeeee

[cursive kernel]

bye

[warm crater]

hi

[covert ridge]

how tf do i win jokerless

[covert ridge]

yo

[warm crater]

hey

whats up

[agile pawn]

utilize planets, tarots, enhanced cards, and seals

[full remnant]

That’s the neat part

You don’t

[agile pawn]

i do

[covert ridge]

damnnnn why didnt i think of that

[digital tusk]

poor mult and chips edition are the only ones that dont have a joker :(

even wild cards have flowerpot

[agile pawn]

sorry not much else i can say here

[pallid hawk]

huh?

you mean mult cards and bonus cards?

[digital tusk]

yeah 😭 im tired sorry

[pallid hawk]

true they are lacking a little

[dusky oasis]

What would a dedicated joker for those do

[digital tusk]

im not sure, im not particularly good at balanced game design

[pallid hawk]

could invert them, mult cards give 30 chips, bonus cards give 4 mult

[digital tusk]

😭

[pallid hawk]

why is that funny

i meant as two separate jokers

[sly frigate]

heheheheheheheheh

goodbye $50 temperances

also yall stop dissing my boy cartomancer

he gives w deckfixing

i don't have many kings yet though

ante 4 and already getting 150k is crazy though

nvm just got 889k

spectral packkk

please have deja vu

WOOO

nd one of my only steel kings is in there

best part is

i already defeated the plant

im going to find a way to mess this up

somehow

we shall see

[proper hinge]

Sorry to bother you, but I have a question. Why is the game more expensive in my region (Central America) than the price listed on the website?

[vocal juniper]

Hi guys :3

[haughty python]

hello

[warm mirage]

Guys, is Square Joker considered any good?

I love the actual artwork, I don't know why, the low-res joker is just hilarious to me.

[haughty python]

it's nice

especially early on

[vocal juniper]

Lowk an unseeded demon

[warm mirage]

But it seems pretty weak overall, even though its 4 chips bonus keep adding over time, it seems I would need to throw a lot of hands to ever get into the noticeable ranges :/

[warm mirage]

Yeah, I often find it too late to actually bother, but I'm playing a run right now which I finally found Square early on.

As in, literally first shop visit, after defeating big blind.

[haughty python]

scaling jokers tend to be good based on time no?

[warm mirage]

Definitely more promising than, like, every other time that I stumbled across it.

Ooh, well, I'm going to listen to you and just get it.

[haughty python]

if anything, it's a brand new experience

picking up a joker you never do

[warm mirage]

Worst case scenario, at least one of my jokers is a hilarious artwork 🟥

[last bridge]

😭

The plant

[haughty python]

sad

[warm mirage]

Cool, I also found Gros Michel on a 4 coins pack. EDIT: it died :(

[lament lintel]

i wasnt paying attention and skipped an eternal red card on a madness run, then the VERY NEXT SHOP i found another eternal red card, literally never punished

[sly frigate]

i got e for the first time :D

cartomancer is the only reason my deckfixing is this good

[full remnant]

Nice!!

[sly frigate]

i suck at deckfixing

baron mime my beloved <3

[zenith dove]

FINALLY BEAT BLACK DECK GOLD STAKE BY 1,000 POINTS FUCK YEAH

i should update my name i have like 6 done now

/nick dylaan (6/15D, GF%)

thanks discord mobile

[near yew]

pivot

[high sigil]

how do i even go more than 300-400k 💔🥀🥀

[near yew]

photochad ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[high sigil]

wait let me google it rq

[near yew]

imagine a jerker thats campfire but it doesn’t reset

[high sigil]

oh damn

[high sigil]

jerker..

[near yew]

joker

[high sigil]

jerker..

[near yew]

jerker....

[dusky oasis]

I'm the jerker

[near yew]

we are the jerker

[high sigil]

what was that one which gives x0.25 for each blind skipped

[dusky oasis]

Throwback

[near yew]

uhhh

[high sigil]

yeah that one's kinda good too

[high sigil]

me

[near yew]

i hate throw back 🥀

[dusky oasis]

Throw it back joker

[near yew]

yes please

[zenith dove]

throwback is a good pick if you’ve skipped 2 blinds early and have baseball card to give it another 1.5x trigger but otherwise it’s a run killer

[high sigil]

yess

[near yew]

the more i play balatro with mods the more boring it gets

[timid cedar]

Every now and then you can get a funky full/near fullskip run and throwback goes crazy

[near yew]

vanillatro is goat

[high sigil]

this is why I'd never wanna mod

[timid cedar]

Real, I’ve been playing with mods, mostly qol mods and now 4x speed is sluggish for me, I can’t go back

[near yew]

mods are fun

but ehh

ive had my phoen

phone

fun

what the fuck

[dusky oasis]

Since i have balala on my ps now, I use my pc copy for mods

[near yew]

clock mode i love you

[high sigil]

I'll get mods once i hit atleast 20 ante

[dusky oasis]

Or you use mods to get ante 20

[high sigil]

NO

[near yew]

double skip into blueprint guys trust

[high sigil]

[near yew]

use mods to get -2

[dusky oasis]

Obelisk and obelisk again

[near yew]

if its obelisk i cry

[high sigil]

hold r

[grand raven]

this seed was messed up... my cavendish broke on the round i got it and then i instantly got another one from a random joker tarot card lmao

[near yew]

guys

[timid cedar]

[near yew]

holy shit holding r works

[high sigil]

LOL

[tulip haven]

[near yew]

guys polyphemus in shop 1

black board round 1

lemme cook

[high sigil]

what's your fav jerkers

[near yew]

hmm

[chrome spoke]

Chat what do I do

[near yew]

pivot to baron

[chrome spoke]

Im on ante 1

What more can I do

[near yew]

pivot to baron

[high sigil]

face cards

[chrome spoke]

Do i grab the paredolia and faceless

[near yew]

lh wait thats a synergy

[chrome spoke]

I can afford it ant my econ will go insane

[dusky oasis]

Money 🤑 🤑 🤑

[near yew]

2 joker for great econ

[chrome spoke]

But paredolia will cause a guaranteed plant death

And I only get 2 discards per round

[near yew]

get retcon

do it

no balls

[dusky oasis]

Or sell pareidolia

[chrome spoke]

Its eternal numbnuts

[near yew]

u smart boy…

[dusky oasis]

I'm fucking blind

[near yew]

i thought you were joking

[high sigil]

numbnuts 😭

[near yew]

do i go baron

[chrome spoke]

Anyways I ended up going for jt

[near yew]

so based

[chrome spoke]

Pivot into baron

[near yew]

bet

[chrome spoke]

Shiit

What do I do

Im thinking sell my non eternals and run negative paredolia

[late mortar]

This 50/50 on the ankh is gonna be such a make or break

[chrome spoke]

Is it worth

[ruby heart]

llalalaalalal

[late mortar]

Mmmm actually a blueprint would be better than two non ectoable eternal barons

[chrome spoke]

If i get double paredolia the run goes to shit but double poly baron

[chrome spoke]

Well i don't have a blueprint

[ruby heart]

double poly raised fist

[chrome spoke]

What do I choose here

Both options are viable

[late mortar]

Ante 2 big blind shop has a blueprint 2 rerolls in

[ruby heart]

never ganba

[late mortar]

😉

[near yew]

this run is dying so quickly

[urban marsh]

i think you should run ecto because ankh would mean no more faceless

[late mortar]

Trueeee

[urban marsh]

i mean it would kill it

[chrome spoke]

Id have to sell faceless anyways

To not risk one of those 2 getting ectoed

YESSS

[urban marsh]

damn i didnt see it was ante 1

you're lowk lucky

[chrome spoke]

Do i take it chat

Do i rum baron throwback

(No plus mult btw)

[near yew]

no

[chrome spoke]

Ngh

Mmmgnhnhn

All of these except gold seal are good what do I choose

Aura could give me poly or atleast holographic to increase my base mult

[jagged wing]

Wuh oh

[chrome spoke]

💔💔💔

Petition to perform the plant

*nerf

[jagged wing]

Constellation please save me

[chrome spoke]

Staged

[jagged wing]

What in the world 🗺️

[sharp shell]

i lost it all

[chrome spoke]

Bro sold off his kokera for this screenshot

*jokers

[jagged wing]

I would ecto because I’m an ecto addict

[sharp shell]

i accidentally skipped an idol in the fucking shop

[jagged wing]

I wake up everyday and think about smoking that ecto pack

[chrome spoke]

Yeah same here but like what if the other one upgrades my king and wins my run

[sharp shell]

i didn’t even get the

wow

thank you balatro mobile

i didn’t even get black stake

[jagged wing]

Base mult and constellation isn’t saving me 😔 🙏

I have to pray for a flush house

[chrome spoke]

Fuckkkk

[chrome spoke]

What do I take man

[jagged wing]

I vote ecto

Someone else say their opinion

[chrome spoke]

Yeah but hand size it important for baron

[strange cedar]

I love balatro

[chrome spoke]

Choosing the poly would only cost me my photograph

And then I can get more scoring

[jagged wing]

Please plant please I beg you

[chrome spoke]

Chat help meeee

[jagged wing]

Give me a heart of jokers

Or king of hearts

[jagged wing]

Oh true

Photo isn’t too valuable

I change my vote to polychrome

The one time I get a good build for black stake

[chrome spoke]

Hell yes

[chrome spoke]

💔🫡

[jagged wing]

I shall avenge this run with a bloodstone

Checkered deck please

[chrome spoke]

Anyways

InSANE seed for yellow deck

AVVDY1N5

Use your skips often

For max value

Skip ante 1 blinds

[shy dune]

This game makes me want to dump my life savings at the casino

[spice grove]

The round 1 shop gave me a blueprint and said “Youre 1 dollar short”
I told him i had a hermit..

WHAT

bro i was gonna do a funny gif and its blocked

[chrome spoke]

Do i take the baseball card

[twilit elm]

how rare is a judgement polychrome baron?

[neon wren]

1 in 4kish?

[twilit elm]

oh, well i just pulled one in ante 2

[neon wren]

1/20 * 1/20 * chance of polychrome. think that's about 1/100

[twilit elm]

a rare from judgement is 5 percent and a polychrome is .3 percent from a judgement

[balmy horizon]

Hey I don’t usually come to server chat but… it’s a special occasion

[twilit elm]

dang thats crazy. bunch of cryptids?

[midnight root]

This game is so addicting 💔

I love it sm

[indigo thunder]

hold the fuck up

I just got scammed

I glass carded my negative

I sold the duplicate

[balmy horizon]

This looks pretty cool huh

[indigo thunder]

and now I've only 4 joker slots if I sell the negative as well??!

[indigo thunder]

I would love an explanation behind this ...

[balmy horizon]

I’m prob about to die, just rerolling down, but this gives me an idea, should I sell a bp for this

[balmy horizon]

Or should I sell bean and survive for as long as I can

[balmy horizon]

Yea I’ll do that

[indigo thunder]

isn't that too many ectos for a baron run?

you naneinfed nvm lol

[balmy horizon]

I took 2

Baseball card was natural

Unbelievably, I still survived, and could reasonably get another naneinf

[balmy horizon]

But I rolled too aggressively, and also wasted a few hundred dollars for no reason

[balmy horizon]

It probably won’t happen again. But the thought that it could is nice

It was a typo man

[glad saffron]

Wtf is this?

Oops! The game crashed:
Syntax error: functions/UI_definitions.lua:4464: 'end' expected (to close 'if' at line 4412) near 'else'

Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1o-FULL
Modded Version: 1.0.0~BETA-0507a-STEAMODDED
LÖVE Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.7.1
Platform: Windows

Stack Traceback

(3) C function 'function: 0x05b6bba8'
(4) global C function 'require'
(5) main chunk of file 'main.lua' at line 882
(6) global C function 'require'
(7) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:323' (best guess)
Local variables:
c = table: 0x05b645a8 {identity:false, version:11.5, accelerometerjoystick:true, modules:table: 0x05b645f8, gammacorrect:false, title:Balatro, externalstorage:false (more...)}
openedconsole = boolean: false
confok = boolean: true
conferr = nil
(8) global C function 'xpcall'
(9) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:362' (best guess)
Local variables:
result = boolean: true
(10) global C function 'xpcall'
(11) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:377' (best guess)
Local variables:
func = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
inerror = boolean: true
deferErrhand = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 348 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
earlyinit = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])

[balmy horizon]

#⚙・modding-general and please just put a screenshot

[meager plank]

Pot of greed allows me to draw 2 cards from the top of my deck.

[thin ermine]

( i lost )

[meager plank]

Ok

[shy dune]

Is there any plans to make the card customization have the same options for each suit

[blissful anchor]

I made a yummy dinner

[raven moss]

🔥

That looks peak

Good job

[blissful anchor]

i love coffee

it taste so yummy

[torn zealot]

hmm 5 luchadors

no actual joker

[meager plank]

Oak leaf salad 🔥

[blissful anchor]

the mixed greens of aldi arent very well mixed

[meager plank]

I saw a show where a kid tried making a salad from leaves in the forest and one of them was poison ivy

[blissful anchor]

were they 6

[meager plank]

No I don’t know if it was the amazing world of gumball or some show on Nick but if it was Nick I assume they were 11-14

[blissful anchor]

wait i didnt see the show part

i thought this was a real person you were talking about

[meager plank]

Something I would do on April 1st

Poison ivy and poison oak salad topped with poisonous berry vinaigrette

You’d be itchy and sick

[blissful anchor]

Poison Ivy is an allergy

They might be 1 of the people who can touch it and be fine if someone where to be quiete special

[meager plank]

Is that why I’ve never been affected when my sister always did

[blissful anchor]

Maybe

[meager plank]

So is poison oak

[blissful anchor]

Try licking it next time to know for sure

[meager plank]

Maybe that’s why I’ve never been affected by either

I could eat the poison ivy and poison oak salad

Or I just happened to never touch it

[blissful anchor]

BULLSHIT

LITERALLY 1984

[neon wren]

scarfed down 3/4 of the stuffed salmon before thinking to get a pic?

[blissful anchor]

I have the whole pic right next to it bub

[neon wren]

oh what's in the muffin pan? some kind of souflee?

[grim dew]

What do yall think of the alberto joker

[blissful anchor]

Yorkshire pudding

its br't'sh

so its shit

so i made it good

[glad lark]

man why are there no vc slots

[blissful anchor]

1984

[glad lark]

?

[glad lark]

what is 1984

my router got power surged for a week wtf happened while i was gone

[blissful anchor]

Comedic timing

[glad lark]

but like what does it mean

[blissful anchor]

Do you genuinely not know what the book 1984 is

[glad lark]

i do now

[blissful anchor]

How old are you

Are you even old enough to have a discord account

😭 😭 😭

[glad lark]

wym

[blissful anchor]

How do you not know the book

It's basically what everyone shouts when they think dystopian all knowing government

Part of some School reading list

[glad lark]

the hell does no vc channel have to do with dystopian all knowing government

[flint copper]

Never read it

Is it some American thing?

[glad lark]

idk because i havent read it either

[quasi cedar]

I'm pretty sure it's an internationally known book

No?

Is george orwell not a thing

[static stratus]

I've seen grown adults that don't know of 1984

[quasi cedar]

what?

[static stratus]

yep

[flint copper]

To clarify: I’ve heard of it, but I didn’t know reading it was mandatory

[quasi cedar]

Oh it's not only for some