haven't seen such wise words in years
#🎙・server-chat
agile pawn
Balatro
tame cedar
Genuinely yeah just try to enjoy the simple life
Spend the free time making the number go up
tame cedar
And learning
random tendon
oh no the plant
tame cedar
Always spend your free time learning when you can enjoy it
viscid quiver
Spend the free time making the number go up
big numbers = man happy
viscid quiver
oh no the plant
i don't want to be rude or smth but i feel like it might be o7
tame cedar
oh no the plant
Find a way to get the boss blind rerolled at all costs
random tendon
i don't want to be rude or smth but i feel like it might be o7
o7?
tame cedar
Hunt down a luchador maybe
agile pawn
oh no the plant
Skip Blind
viscid quiver
what benefit would he get from it?
agile pawn
nothing
viscid quiver
exactly
tame cedar
Pride or something
random tendon
I rerolled it 
random tendon
Nah it's intentional lol
viscid quiver
a ok
random tendon
Alright, this has been fun
sly frigate
it is time
to feed my crippling balatro addiction
last gold stake run i got perkeo early
but i didn't get any good scoring jokers
this run i have the order
not much else
viscid quiver
i hate when u have such a busted joker but you end up with not getting any more sauce to the deck
sly frigate
i have rental trading card now
literally just destroy 1 card per round now
nooo i died
viscid quiver
dam
sly frigate
didn't find a straight
sly frigate
3
coupon tag my beloved
ill skip small blind ante 1 if it has good tag
for that small boost
viscid quiver
POTASSIUM
viscid quiver
dang
random tendon
Take popcorn at least
viscid quiver
for that small boost
week or 2 weeks ago i was at my friends house we started a run and boom first tag mega arcana pack and holy moly a soul
Yorick
sly frigate
week or 2 weeks ago i was at my friends house we started a run and boom first ta...
woag
sly frigate
Take popcorn at least
im not a dumbass ofc i took popcorn
viscid quiver
week or 2 weeks ago i was at my friends house we started a run and boom first ta...
we ended up getting 200,000,000
sly frigate
buffoon pack is failing me
short horizon
Does chad retrigger the sixth sense?
viscid quiver
unfortunately we didn't got lucky to go beyond that
random tendon
nah take the smiley face trust
sly frigate
HOLY SHIT BRAINSTORM
viscid quiver
Does chad retrigger the sixth sense?
might be
sly frigate
best reroll ever
viscid quiver
oh my god
short horizon
bro..
viscid quiver
what deck tho
sly frigate
what deck tho
yelo
viscid quiver
money
random tendon
yall are thirsting for my seed rn
nah my 3 brainstorm seed is better
viscid quiver
way stronger
random tendon
HOLY SHIT BRAINSTORM
negative it
sly frigate
jimbo has joined my party
random tendon
unfortunately we didn't got lucky to go beyond that
no
sly frigate
random tendon
jimbo has joined my party
copy it
random tendon
Queen build?
sly frigate
everyone disses magic trick but if you see magic trick and you have a hologram
you've basically won
random tendon
with yellow deck too
random tendon
you've basically won
exactly
sly frigate
sob
holographic seance
i mean its +mult
i need the +mult
no eternal so im taking
sly frigate
i killed jimbo for gluttonous joker
random tendon
NOOOO
sly frigate
:)
viscid quiver
o7
random tendon
Would always take a rental eternal jimbo on my runs
viscid quiver
😳
random tendon
they call me a mad man
sly frigate
fuck yeah
onyx agate
its eternal but
still taking
goodbye seance
no one likes you
i'm getting 22k per hand
decent
viscid quiver
it'll go higher
viscid quiver
yeah not worth a cent
indigo thunder
I'm so fucking mad
sly frigate
when a perishable joker kills itself is it possible to get it again
sly frigate
I'm so fucking mad
i guarantee you i'm angrier
viscid quiver
I'm so fucking mad
oh damn
indigo thunder
when will I get another run with 2 ghe order and a shortcut
sly frigate
i NEVER get cavendish
indigo thunder
when I'm specifically trying to gold stake the order
indigo thunder
i NEVER get cavendish
it's common!
sly frigate
im very bad at deckfixing
bitter compass
i guarantee you i'm angrier
tragedy
waxen trail
What is the first thing yall do when waking up
sly frigate
do i do it
sly frigate
What is the first thing yall do when waking up
get on the balatro grind
sly frigate
do i do it
which joker do i ankh?????
waxen trail
Respect
waxen trail
Get rid of cavendish, gluttonous joker, andflush joker
sly frigate
real
sly frigate
who in their right mind would get rid of cavendish
its one of the best jokers in the game
random ledge
i lost my old phone that had balatro installed :<
waxen trail
Oh...
random ledge
i had like 157 wins on there + one gold stake win
waxen trail
Cant you like, save your data?
random ledge
Cant you like, save your data?
cross transfering iirc isnt a thing
slim junco
real
random ledge
i hate obelisk
high card + pair spam win
sly frigate
whats rule breaker
spice patrol
does tooth trigger matador
opaque shard
Wait
sly frigate
not being chill is a crime against humanity
kms
:(
worst part is i have to take tribe
im boutta lose if i dont
im still relying on seltzer too
cooked™️
sly frigate
real
waxen trail
No I'm genuinley asking
waxen trail
Damn
full remnant
waxen trail
Never rely on a perishable cavendish. Make that a quote
sly frigate
localthunk this is your fault for making this game actually difficult !!!!! >:((((((((
jk
lol
viscid quiver
they're awesome
but i wouldn't probably use them for playing
it's so easy to damage them
waxen trail
Make a whole balatro irl game
viscid quiver
that would be NUTS
wanton steeple
lmao
viscid quiver
this is the idea i think about from time to time
waxen trail
Obv there would be something like a board
viscid quiver
swashbuckler hard carry
yeah
wanton steeple
egg and gift card lol
waxen trail
That would calculate the score
viscid quiver
you're going for endless?
wanton steeple
nah
just beating every deck on gold stake
besides this would probably not get past ante 12
viscid quiver
yeah u right
viscid quiver
just beating every deck on gold stake
oh ok
uneven acorn
short horizon
chat is this a good seed negative hiker round 1 and negative rocket ante 2
wanton steeple
ante 10 in endless lol
finite shadow
Hello chat. About to take off on a flight, and subsequently set a new world record for highest altitude naneinf ever scored
Wish me luck
wanton steeple
probably would gotten to 11 but couldn't get another club flush
warm moon
that would be NUTS
i think someone has already done that
viscid quiver
nah u joking right?
viscid quiver
https://youtu.be/gP00vXYgLIM?si=rbIjvw2N7vQYFwlF
this too
half whale
first time was in endless and I was probably gonna die anyway
second time was like ante 4 and I think that was just me being ass
finite shadow
Watch the video the other person sent first. The one I sent is technically in response to that other one. The guy who made it IRL came into trouble with the calculations and the vid I sent showed him having written code as a game (barebones) to address that issue
@viscid quiver ^
viscid quiver
oh ok thanks a lot sir
fallen pebble
hi
timber hearth
random tendon
first time was in endless and I was probably gonna die anyway
second time was l...
happens to most of us
half whale
i didnt even have time to not destroy a single face card when i got canio
viscid quiver
happened to me
weary dock
hear me out; a voucher that lets you discard 6 cards at once
gaunt ginkgo
even though this would never happen because localthunk is heavily against gambling. if they were to sell irl buffoon packs those things would be hella popular
viscid quiver
i kinda get your point
but what if it was just a set with everything from the game
like u have everything in one package all cards, jokers
onyx sorrel
hear me out; a voucher that lets you discard 6 cards at once
What. Then maybe just make it a voucher that lets you select 1 more card.
viscid quiver
like u have everything in one package all cards, jokers
ofc rules would be kinda different from the digital version
agile pawn
irl buffoon packs would be funny
viscid quiver
yeah
agile pawn
but yeah people would probably pour thousands just to get a specific joker
willow reef
oh my fucking god
weary dock
sock and buskin doesnt work on steel cards right
viscid quiver
but yeah people would probably pour thousands just to get a specific joker
that would turn into pokémon stupidly expensive cards type shit
willow reef
and didnt pull a single flush in all my hands on big blind
viscid quiver
sock and buskin doesnt work on steel cards right
yeah brotha it won't
willow reef
my flush was level 3 and probably wouldve won 
weary dock
yeah brotha it won't
glad i asked before i screwed up this sexy run
viscid quiver
i got two polychrome eternal blueprints ante 1
holy
onyx sorrel
irl buffoon packs would be funny
God imagine if there's a youtube video "I found the rarest joker in the world (irl buffoon pack opening!)" and it's just a negative legendary in the buffoon pack
willow reef
viscid quiver
glad i asked before i screwed up this sexy run
could i take a 👀 at it?
willow reef
guess what i pulled 4 of off the bat and didnt get a single one of for the rest of the round
viscid quiver
oh damn
willow reef
it wasnt 2 polychrome but it couldve been because i messed up the order on a mega spectral pack
im redoing this seed
viscid quiver
could i take a 👀 at it?
endless or before final boss?
weary dock
could i take a 👀 at it?
basic but just gettin started
raven moss
what happened to chill chat
it's #🍌・thunk-chat now
weary dock
dont mind the shitty hand
viscid quiver
basic but just gettin started
interesting
viscid quiver
keep on getting more of those
weary dock
would be good if u had some reds
yeah im just not getting any spectrals for it
ripe nacelle
i had what would have been such a goated run had i got observatory
viscid quiver
yeah im just not getting any spectrals for it
dang
ripe nacelle
(swapped out trib for dna after the first screenshot) like i was stacking mercuries and got nothing for it
onyx sorrel
(swapped out trib for dna after the first screenshot) like i was stacking mercur...
This is so anti-synergistic lmao.
graceful glade
am I losing my mind or did it used to be called thunk tank and all of a sudden it's thunk chat
slim ferry
graceful glade
Ok
old bolt
(swapped out trib for dna after the first screenshot) like i was stacking mercur...
Why didn't you go for a naneinf run by selling the legendary jokers besides perkeo?
ripe nacelle
im gonna be so real with you this is like my second time ever with a baron/mime run so im still trying stuff out. i did get rid of triboulet but found nothing worth getting rid of yorick for
haughty cedar
(swapped out trib for dna after the first screenshot) like i was stacking mercur...
vro...
terse nymph
.
viscid quiver
what score?
viscid quiver
could always been worse
weary dock
best hand 2.7bil
my highest is 112bil i think
viscid quiver
mine is kinda nuts
but i know it's just the beginning
people score way higher than this
weary dock
is that a trillion?
weary dock
e11 is 100 bil i believe
viscid quiver
im confused now
weary dock
e11 is lower than e 12 lol
viscid quiver
yeah ok if u said ur highest is this then i wouldn't be confused
weary dock
u must love that 2 suit deck
viscid quiver
youve played hella flushes lol
yeah
viscid quiver
u must love that 2 suit deck
nope it's kinda meh honestly
weary dock
i rly need to unlock more jokers i just cba to do some of them lol
cosmic sierra
This… this is an interesting start
agile pawn
eternal pareidolia
viscid quiver
mine is kinda nuts
my stats
im trying different hands
flush was good at lower stakes
but now i see further i see that it's kinda booty cheeks
but still on low stakes it's ok
viscid quiver
well by seeing the first joker i can confidently say nobody should call you a gay
viscid quiver
well by seeing the first joker i can confidently say nobody should call you a ga...
bc that joker is hella straight
worldly basin
thiz boss too hard
sudden kettle
I mean that looks fun
worldly basin
i just upgraded pair
obtuse iris
Golden joker or mail rebate?
viscid quiver
I mean that looks fun
it does hella look fun
viscid quiver
Golden joker or mail rebate?
depends on build
obtuse iris
depends on build
no build yet, first shop find
viscid quiver
no build yet, first shop find
oh then go for mail
more money
money is key to succes
especially on start
u have to shape the deck
obtuse iris
$15 already :3
eratic deck, 21 of my cards are clubs, so im gonna do a build on that
viscid quiver
hell yeah brotha
viscid quiver
yeah defo you wanna go for flush and then see what it will become
viscid quiver
I guess? really want to make a wee joker build or hack
not so many 2's tho
obtuse iris
I guess a face build
viscid quiver
yeah more like it
edgy heath
lotta faces try and sock ur buskin and smiley face
viscid quiver
9 kings
viscid quiver
lotta faces try and sock ur buskin and smiley face
defo
keen flint
Oh snap
viscid quiver
yeah
edgy heath
i would sell scary face tbh
scary face lowkey contributing nothing😭🙏🏻
willow reef
chat
viscid quiver
scary face lowkey contributing nothing😭🙏🏻
yes
willow reef
so like 30 minutes ago
willow reef
i got a natural run with 2 polychrome blueprints
by ante 2
and it died bc i got no other jokers
viscid quiver
oh yeah you said it earlier
willow reef
im replaying the run now
keen flint
what did you get
Chicot…
viscid quiver
im replaying the run now
good idea
keen flint
Who would be helpful if I didnt know the boss blind wasn’t plant
willow reef
2 poly blueprints
2 brainstorms
1 bloodstone
1 negative oops
willow reef
this aouldve been very helpful to get
viscid quiver
This is the challenge with the face down cards
oh it's challenge
haughty cedar
she nan my e till i inf
magic steppe
yorick was my last legendary to unlock and it gave me my best run yet lol
viscid quiver
I’m mainly annoyed because I have STILL NOT FOUND YORICK
same for me but with Perkeo
willow reef
2 poly blueprints
2 brainstorms
1 bloodstone
1 negative oops
im here to ask if i should sell one of my brainstorms for seltzer
its optimal
viscid quiver
same for me but with Perkeo
i cannot find him anywhere
willow reef
but brainstorm is objectively funnier
viscid quiver
i cannot find him anywhere
didn't unlock him yet
magic steppe
do you guys fw dusk?
willow reef
do you guys fw dusk?
no
inner vine
my first ever royal flush
magic steppe
sucks
viscid quiver
discard
willow reef
my first ever royal flush
discard it 
keen flint
COME THE FUCK ON
tardy eagle
no discards sadge
magic steppe
mfs are blind
inner vine
discard it <:evil:1275292772190130227>
why
viscid quiver
my first ever royal flush
discard you'll get brainstorm
keen flint
GAME JUST DECIDED FUCK YOU AND GAVE ME NONE OF MY KINGS
viscid quiver
very good joker
inner vine
oh
viscid quiver
GAME JUST DECIDED FUCK YOU AND GAVE ME NONE OF MY KINGS
oh hell nah
magic steppe
reset on red deck until you get one
opal fog
my first ever royal flush
use judgement and then get a drunk man and then discard it
drunkard
i forgor
inner vine
bruh I already played the hand and lost
viscid quiver
use judgement and then get a drunk man and then discard it
oh my gawd Gabriel
magic steppe
happens
tardy eagle
reset on red deck until you get one
tbf i like checkered more if i have it unlocked but no brainstorm achievement
opal fog
thats how i did it
magic steppe
checkered deck seems easier too yeah
ripe nacelle
for three games in a row i have taken the rare tag only for it to be hit the road
opal fog
just leave 1 discard and 1 hand if u dont got it
viscid quiver
bruh I already played the hand and lost
don't worry it's easy to get roayl flush on checkered deck
lofty reef
Seeds still different between pc/playstation?
queen escarp
NOOO YOU WERE SO CLOSE
inner vine
don't worry it's easy to get roayl flush on checkered deck
I keep losing on red deck blue stake
viscid quiver
for three games in a row i have taken the rare tag only for it to be hit the roa...
it's good
inner vine
bruh
quiet igloo
perishable negative 🗣️
viscid quiver
I keep losing on red deck blue stake
fresh player?
tardy eagle
rare tag 🗣️
ripe nacelle
anything else pretty please i lack biodiversity in my environment
viscid quiver
perishable negative 🗣️
money
agile pawn
yeah we know
inner vine
fresh player?
not really Ive been playing for like more than 4 months now
agile pawn
even localthunk knows
inner vine
but I only play the game now and then
magic steppe
yeah we know
calling myself captain obvious from now on
quiet igloo
I'm haven't got myself a gold stake yet
agile pawn
there's gonna be a rework
tardy eagle
I'm haven't got myself a gold stake yet
soon™️ 
edgy heath
she trib on my ou till i let
viscid quiver
not really Ive been playing for like more than 4 months now
oh i thought you typed "red deck, blue deck" my bad
willow reef
fun fact: triggering bloodstone 40 times and having 2 polychrome cards gives you a total of x24,878,997.7 mult
quiet igloo
still suck with purple stake with Ghost Deck 💔
edgy heath
fun fact: triggering bloodstone 40 times and having 2 polychrome cards gives you...
what
viscid quiver
she trib on my ou till i let
ayo 😳
tardy eagle
i think my next gold stake deck will be ghost too
edgy heath
fun fact: triggering bloodstone 40 times and having 2 polychrome cards gives you...
how will be triggered 40 times
tardy eagle
right now i'm on black deck 
inner vine
oh i thought you typed "red deck, blue deck" my bad
nah the first stakes were pretty easy this blue stake is pretty tough
edgy heath
still suck with purple stake with Ghost Deck 💔
mines checkered lmao😭🙏🏻
tardy eagle
how will be triggered 40 times
red seals / retrigger jokers
edgy heath
red seals / retrigger jokers
oh shit yea mb
magic steppe
i like pair builds
quiet igloo
1.1 update when
willow reef
how will be triggered 40 times
uh
tardy eagle
i like flushes
queen escarp
2 potential jokers
WHEN i get cavendish
IF i get wee joker
But never NOW
willow reef
2 blueprint 1 brainstorm seltzer
viscid quiver
nah the first stakes were pretty easy this blue stake is pretty tough
blue stake is pretty challenging ain't gonna lie
latent hemlock
1.1 update when
The more you ask the longer it will take
tardy eagle
i think its my most played hand on both pc and mobile
latent hemlock
Or so I heard
inner vine
blue stake is pretty challenging ain't gonna lie
real
edgy heath
2 blueprint 1 brainstorm seltzer
type shii gang🤙🏻
willow reef
quiet igloo
question: why is wee joker a rare joker?
viscid quiver
i like flushes
good for low stakes
versed prairie
I think checkered would be a great deck to complete the first gold stake win
magic steppe
I can manage a perishable rental but -1 discard? might as well kill me
willow reef
question: why is wee joker a rare joker?
+8 chips permanently is Pretty Good
viscid quiver
but on checkered it's the only option
latent hemlock
question: why is wee joker a rare joker?
because WEE is a good card
edgy heath
blue stake is pretty challenging ain't gonna lie
took me like 2 weeks to get through plasma deck blue stake
viscid quiver
I think checkered would be a great deck to complete the first gold stake win
yeah might be
latent hemlock
+8 chips permanently is Pretty Good
And stackable
tardy eagle
wee joker good joker
good joker means it should be rarer for balance purposes
magic steppe
the best deck to gold stake first is your favorite deck
willow reef
exactly
willow reef
the best deck to gold stake first is your favorite deck
cough cough checkered
and ghost
tardy eagle
yello
magic steppe
mine was blue because I said I might as well
latent hemlock
My first gold stake was yellow deck
quiet igloo
plasma deck 😈
viscid quiver
took me like 2 weeks to get through plasma deck blue stake
need to score more chips + 2 discards only
latent hemlock
I am curr doing green deck
tardy eagle
gold stake plasma is horrid
magic steppe
plasma deck 😈
plasma scaling scares me
versed prairie
But once you get familiar with this game
then decks like blue or yellow would be great
viscid quiver
the best deck to gold stake first is your favorite deck
definitely
edgy heath
need to score more chips + 2 discards only
shit was so hard bro
magic steppe
thank god my first gold stake had trib, one less legendary to worry about getting
viscid quiver
shit was so hard bro
it is
inner vine
I never understood what does a tag mean
magic steppe
the shit you get for skipping a blind
inner vine
whats a double tag then
edgy heath
I never understood what does a tag mean
rewards for skipping blinds
viscid quiver
sometimes it's worth skipping sometimes it's just booty cheeks
edgy heath
whats a double tag then
gives a copy of the next tag
inner vine
ok
edgy heath
sometimes it's worth skipping sometimes it's just booty cheeks
got a neg blueprint from a neg tag
happened only once ever tho
magic steppe
double tag 25$
edgy heath
also got a blueprint and brainstorm from rare tags
proceeded to immediately lose the next ante
to needle ofc
viscid quiver
whats a double tag then
basically if u skipped for a rare joker you would get one but with double tag you'll get two
magic steppe
anaglyph goes crazy, probably my next gold stake
viscid quiver
anaglyph is wild as hell
inner vine
basically if u skipped for a rare joker you would get one but with double tag yo...
oh i see
viscid quiver
double tag works with every tag
haughty cedar
i need a misprint SO BAD
viscid quiver
it sucks honestly
haughty cedar
it sucks honestly
it lets you know what card youll get when discarding
im trying to get straights
magic steppe
i have a gold sticker on misprint
viscid quiver
oh you haven't unlocked it yet?
viscid quiver
yes
that's the tech
no need to buy this garbage
it ruined so many of my runs
especially when i was starting the game.and learning stuff
viscid quiver
i have a gold sticker on misprint
nice
well cya chat later it was fun talking to yall
edgy heath
this was truly our balatro
haughty cedar
zamn
haughty cedar
is that 10900000000000000 chips?
magic steppe
my best is 2.09e12 i think?
edgy heath
is that 10900000000000000 chips?
yes.
magic steppe
no
magic steppe
e11*
haughty cedar
my best is uh
idk, its not on the phone
willow reef
20 rounds or so
queen escarp
economy in shambles
willow reef
20 rounds or so
and the funny thing is that i didnt get baron at all
i got mime and used mime perkeo
i used all my cryptids in one go
and THE NEXT SHOP
HAD BARON
haughty cedar
economy in shambles
i now wonder
frozen wyvern
economy in shambles
praying that it copies banan
haughty cedar
how come are there no mentions of a joker on gros michel and cavendish jokers
willow reef
maybe even naneinf
queen escarp
praying that it copies banan
banan died
haughty cedar
aside for the joker rekoj
willow reef
how come are there no mentions of a joker on gros michel and cavendish jokers
banana
queen escarp
i dieded too
magic steppe
tuff
magic steppe
no
haughty cedar
zad
finite shadow
Bring me the blue idiot at once!!!!!!!
@uneven edge kind of stupid look at this
No overstock is actually fucking me
edgy heath
Bring me the blue idiot at once!!!!!!!
did you buy hieroglyph sometime in the run?
frozen wyvern
No overstock is actually fucking me
something something issue with your skill
magic steppe
did you buy hieroglyph sometime in the run?
i love hieroglyph
finite shadow
did you buy hieroglyph sometime in the run?
Yeah why
edgy heath
i love hieroglyph
i hate hieroglyph w a passion
finite shadow
something something issue with your skill
Something something I’m closing in on your location
edgy heath
Something something I’m closing in on your location
something something i use a vpn
magic steppe
i hate hieroglyph w a passion
maybe go fish is more your speed
opaque shard
Balatro taught me about economics
magic steppe
eternal matador huh
finite shadow
something something i use a vpn
Ok
edgy heath
maybe go fish is more your speed
man shut
finite shadow
Cloud nine fucks palu
edgy heath
Cloud nine fucks palu
palu?
opaque shard
Hi
edgy heath
palu!!!
opaque shard
edgy heath
Bro what
i didnt see that the username of op was palu i thought you were talking about smth else😭😭😭
obtuse iris
doing a club build... should I remove one of these for an invis?
opaque shard
Cartomancer probably
obtuse iris
the tarrot one is weak-ish but I get 2 cards per round, which isnt nothing to ignore
wind raft
help
wind raft
i cant
obtuse iris
hm...
nah, normally I'd take it but the brainstorm is too strong here, plus all my other cards except for oynx is strong and would kickass with anothe
heh.
frozen wyvern
nah, normally I'd take it but the brainstorm is too strong here, plus all my oth...
vro just take it instead of invis, at least you know which one it’s copying and can change it around
can’t do that with invis
“but what if it copies brainstorm” RAHHHH DO IT
obtuse iris
vro just take it instead of invis, at least you know which one it’s copying and ...
I'd rather risk it landing on my duds or getting a pc brainstorm
frozen wyvern
you’re going to hinge it all on a 1/6 chance?
obtuse iris
you’re going to hinge it all on a 1/6 chance?
LETS GO GAMBLING
frozen wyvern
RAHHHHHHH
obtuse iris
Say, Would it be best for brainstorm to copy my cavandish for X3 x3 or my fortune teller for +70+70, then a polychrome, then my 2 holo constellations?
frozen wyvern
depends on base mult
obtuse iris
and idk if my fortune teller is good enough
frozen wyvern
but likely it’s best for it to copy fortune teller
unless your base mult is over 70
obtuse iris
but likely it’s best for it to copy fortune teller
frozen wyvern
yeah copying fortune teller is better here, just make sure your brainstorm is right after fortune teller
then banana and const
because 22x3 amounts to 66, which 70 is higher than
when you can get your most played hand x 3 to be more than fortune teller is when you want to switch the order of operations
obtuse iris
she blueprint on my splash till I xmult
frozen wyvern
nah dawg she mult on my blueprint til i splash
obtuse iris
first straight user i’ve seen in a long time
excuse me
viscid quiver
those stats are really straight
obtuse iris
Give me your seed
viscid quiver
first straight user i’ve seen in a long time
😳
cosmic sierra
Lol
viscid quiver
first straight user i’ve seen in a long time
well unfortunately there's not so much straights these days
queen escarp
oh my god
viscid quiver
oh dam
obtuse iris
you still got a straight flush there
frozen wyvern
well unfortunately there's not so much straights these days
i personally like to go with my same suit, but to each their own
cosmic sierra
Do yall see anyone with Egg in their most used Joker list either? Lol
viscid quiver
not really tbh
frozen wyvern
i’m more surprised you don’t have chad or photo there
viscid quiver
as i was saying
i didn't tend to offend you by any means btw
frozen wyvern
legit i only have photochad, doomed yuri, and high card hell
cosmic sierra
Here’s a couple from my “I have to unlock as I go” profile. Lol
hardy charm
Announcement ping! 😏😏😏😏
"We need new mods..." 😢😢🫠🫠🙃🙃
viscid quiver
legit i only have photochad, doomed yuri, and high card hell
holy photomollychad
viscid quiver
Here’s a couple from my “I have to unlock as I go” profile. Lol
green??!?? that's kinda rare to see in any body's stats
viscid quiver
or photograph
potent kiln
this is so tragic
viscid quiver
both will work since u have bp
potent kiln
yeah
obtuse iris
hello freind
potent kiln
maybe i keep the chad since i have a gold seal in my deck for money
obtuse iris
Fortune teller gives about 50% of my +mult at the moment
frozen wyvern
keep chad since seals and stuff
obtuse iris
Should I replace them with invisible?
oynx is... ok but it's negative so no harm
I guess get rid of my Banana as it's "only" a x3 while my other card is a x4.2?
viscid quiver
maybe i keep the chad since i have a gold seal in my deck for money
definitely
viscid quiver
fortune teller i think
obtuse iris
over invisible?
viscid quiver
but don't take my word
viscid quiver
over invisible?
actually Cavendish
obtuse iris
but don't take my word
you don't hear a word I say
edgy heath
you don't hear a word I say
lowley cavendish cuz its not even scaling
obtuse iris
you sure? there's a chance it'll land on Oynx which would be quite weak
edgy heath
whereas even if invis copies const or ft itll be good
edgy heath
you sure? there's a chance it'll land on Oynx which would be quite weak
oh wait
thats a thing too
but removing onyx wouldnt even do anything
obtuse iris
You cant even say my name
edgy heath
lemme just
viscid quiver
yeah
viscid quiver
you don't hear a word I say
duran duran
edgy heath
You cant even say my name
"Very Fine Art#3915"
obtuse iris
but removing onyx wouldnt even do anything
yeah, im a club build so it's nice to have, but a flat +35 mult per hand isnt bad
viscid quiver
You cant even say my name
has the memory gone
edgy heath
yeah, im a club build so it's nice to have, but a flat +35 mult per hand isnt ba...
is the plus 35 from ft?
viscid quiver
"Very Fine Art#3915"
does he know?
edgy heath
has the memory gone
god im so dumb its the lyricsto a song
obtuse iris
is the plus 35 from ft?
it's +7 per club, so 5 clubs a hand...?
viscid quiver
god im so dumb its the lyricsto a song
yes
edgy heath
does he know?
he, infact, does not😭
obtuse iris
+73 at the momenty
viscid quiver
he, infact, does not😭
Invisible by Duran Duran
obtuse iris
Screw it, im removing Cavandish
I had a poly one, removed it because it wasnt scaling that well
viscid quiver
Screw it, im removing Cavandish
good move
edgy heath
+73 at the momenty
remove cavendish imo
obtuse iris
edgy heath
damn how does one even get this far into ft
neat coral
😭😭😭😭
obtuse iris
damn how does one even get this far into ft
I had a brainstorm and a cartomancer, so I was getting 2 tarrots per round
not including Emperors and card packs
neat coral
My first time only okay
I've gotten a blueprint with vagabond and burgler. 8 hands per round 2 tarot's per hand
Very fun
edgy heath
I had a brainstorm and a cartomancer, so I was getting 2 tarrots per round
ohhh thats how dayum
maiden fjord
Black hole doesn't count for this sadly
Since it's a spectral card not a planet card
prisma moon
Also you can’t get a black hole in consumables anyways
dusky oasis
Imagine being able to get soul and black hole in your consumable slots
coarse mirage
Imagine being able to get soul and black hole in your consumable slots
this is a power man should never have
dusky oasis
Perkeo copying soul would be funny
queen escarp
finally
straight run
queen escarp
Eternal scary face ong
exotic jungle
Localthunk i love you man, i love balatro, i live for balatro
Balatro is a lifestyle
Long life to balatro
dusky oasis
My life has only gotten better since I got balatro
queen escarp
abandoned gaming?
nope
solar portal
wowsers
worldly basin
...
exotic jungle
My life has only gotten better since I got balatro
I won the lotery since i got balatro
snow dawn
you guys got any tips for compleating my first red stake like what i should do and what deck (i got every normal deck)
dusky oasis
Heading to the casino with a banana, photo, ballot, the blueprints to my house, and a napkin with poorly drawn ideas
clever urchin
WHERE IS THE PLANT
WHERE IS HE
dusky oasis
WHERE IS THE PLANT
WHERE IS HE
Garden
honest thorn
So ik I have been asking a lot of questions in this chat but I have another one about abandoned deck. How do you go about the early game with the abandoned deck because it feels like compared to other decks it has a weaker early game
glad oriole
each planet card I find gives me 0.4x...
not quite
because xmult is multaplicative
its technically more rhan that
queen escarp
:(
obtuse iris
HM.
small edge
i've done it!
dusky oasis
Now you can finally play the game
honest thorn
With abandoned deck should I take Ride the Bus or Trading card out of the first buffoon pack?
lean turtle
So ik I have been asking a lot of questions in this chat but I have another one ...
Early game you play flush, straights and straight flushes? Which appear alot bc their are no face cards in there so straights are easier. Just buy an early jokey but try and save up for better ones jn the next few rds. Get a saturn and Jupiter to hold you over til then.
queen escarp
Now you can finally play the game
that kinda makes sense in isaac community because by the time you get dead god you fully unlock the game, but it doesnt make sense here
you get all unlocks mid game
honest thorn
Early game you play flush, straights and straight flushes? Which appear alot bc ...
Ok, in this current run my first buffoon pack has ride the bus and trading card and idk which one to pick
I did not skip blind 1
lean turtle
Ride the bus is made for it isnt it? No face cards?
honest thorn
So I have 2$
honest thorn
Ride the bus is made for it isnt it? No face cards?
Yeah, but the deck thinking and money from trading card is really good too
lean turtle
Idk. You already only have 40 cards trading card might just mess up straights you could have idk tho im still kind of newb lol
honest thorn
I'll take ride the bus ig
lean turtle
Yeah bc destroying a card might cause more damage than good with that deck.
small edge
Now you can finally play the game
now I'm free to test some mods, because I created this stupid goal that I could only download mods after getting Compl+
nova spindle
finally
straight run
negative four fingers soon
slim junco
got my second gold stake win today on blue deck!
opaque shard
Coldest take ever but
The whole reason the higher stakes are as hard as they are is because of red and blue stake
haughty cedar
Coldest take ever but
take colder than emma frosts kidneys
honest thorn
@lean turtle Eh, I hear you really wanna get rid of aces and anything three or lower with that deck so you can increase straights
steel nimbus
cursive fractal
gold stake
Hey at least you’re out of the pain and suffering of black deck!
idle heart
Blueprint + burglar + green deck
solar portal
Blueprint + burglar + green deck
bandit? broskie is leaking the next update no wayyy
onyx sorrel
bandit? broskie is leaking the next update no wayyy
Bro gives +3 discards instead and removes all hands 😭
cursive fractal
Yo balatro score cap increase when /j
cursive fractal
Yo balatro score cap increase when /j
Funny to me how million-illion is bigger than that
cursive fractal
Then novemcentinonagintinonillionillion is even bigger
onyx sorrel
Instead of Millionillion
cursive fractal
Then millionillionillion is even bigger and it goes up to infinity
onyx sorrel
Graham's Number
dusky oasis
Googolplex
dusky oasis
1 chip score limit
glad oriole
1 chip score limit
high card is just naneinf x 1 at level 1
cursive fractal
The score limit should be 0
You enter the blind and just win
Just like Jen’s almanac gaming chair
Totally a high skill mechanic
onyx sorrel
Graham’s Number-illion
The pentation of Graham's Number-illion
Nubby's Number.
Nothing is larger than that.
dusky oasis
Nothing is larger than that.
Nubbys number + 1
cursive fractal
Nubby’s number is always the highest finite number
glad oriole
Nubby’s number is always the highest finite number
so that means infinity is larger
idle heart
bandit? broskie is leaking the next update no wayyy
Mb, it’s burglar 😭
glad oriole
trolol
cursive fractal
so that means infinity is larger
Infinity is a concept not a value
Very important for the discussion
glad oriole
Infinity is a concept not a value
its a value now cuz i said so
cursive fractal
‼️
oblique isle
its a value now cuz i said so
Can confirm
cursive fractal
its a value now cuz i said so
It’s now back to not a value because I said so in return
dusky oasis
Mavrooks number
Whatever the largest number possible + 1
oblique isle
It’s now back to not a value because I said so in return
False information
cursive fractal
Mavrooks number
Whatever the largest number possible + 1
Should be called playground’s number
We all did that in elementary at some point
glad oriole
It’s now back to not a value because I said so in return
well im more right than yiu
solar portal
who is it?
dusky oasis
Should be called playground’s number
I called dibs on the name
glad oriole
who is it?
waluigi
dusky oasis
something calls to me
Reroll
oblique isle
something calls to me
Green goblin mask
glad oriole
chad so goated
cursive fractal
well im more right than yiu
I change my X value to x->+infinity
haughty cedar
if you are reading this, you are gonna get a full deck of eternal rental eggs
solar portal
of course it's him
dusky oasis
I have an hour until my next class
solar portal
i dont even mind chicot but i ALWAYS get him 🙄
dusky oasis
Time for balala
solar portal
whys he wearing pink
he wants attention ignore him
oblique isle
whys he wearing pink
It’s awesome
sly frigate
of course it's him
wha
cursive fractal
whys he wearing pink
He’s covered in gum
glad oriole
i love pink
glad oriole
since chico felt like it okay
solar portal
since when
since people stopped paying attention to him 🙄
sly frigate
once i got negative legendary jonkler
glad oriole
since people stopped paying attention to him 🙄
i give gim lots of attention
sly frigate
i think it was perkeo
sly frigate
i give gim lots of attention
🤨
haughty cedar
of course it's him
why is chicot kinda slaying
glad oriole
Nothing’s wrong with that
exacrly
dusky oasis
First ever black stake run
Madness first shop
solar portal
why is chicot kinda slaying
he's checks notes slaying queen
glad oriole
big slay
cursive fractal
oh boy what a musspell
The redbull ran out it seems
glad oriole
cery pog
solar portal
i might be dead tho....
glad oriole
The redbull ran out it seems
i would never
solar portal
my life relies on those luck ycards
glad oriole
if anything i’d drinj monster
glad oriole
my life relies on those luck ycards
why does your painted deck look like that
cursive fractal
my life relies on those luck ycards
With the power of friendship and pink
I believe in you
solar portal
why does your painted deck look like that
idkkk-
cursive fractal
Rich and dead isn’t really dead is it?
solar portal
i dont think i can psosibly score enough to beat this blind
cursive fractal
Life is P2W and we all know that
haughty cedar
why does your painted deck look like that
he achieved the power of retexturing balatro
glad oriole
Rich and dead isn’t really dead is it?
i hope it is
glad oriole
he achieved the power of retexturing balatro
well yea chicot wouldnt be slaying otherwise
solar portal
he achieved the power of retexturing balatro
no im friends with mr localthink and he gave me access to the next update trust me bro
glad oriole
no im friends with mr localthink and he gave me access to the next update trust ...
holy moly
haughty cedar
real
cursive fractal
no im friends with mr localthink and he gave me access to the next update trust ...
Omg
glad oriole
was blue stake nerefed
cursive fractal
So real
solar portal
10% of the jokers are turned pink
haughty cedar
no im friends with mr localthink and he gave me access to the next update trust ...
did they make the loyalty card an econ joker
solar portal
was blue stake nerefed
no he decided to make pink stake instead
glad oriole
10% of the jokers are turned pink
lovely
solar portal
did they make the loyalty card an econ joker
not in my build but who knows
haughty cedar
