🎙・server-chat

[balmy wren]

What part is that tall?

[velvet tinsel]

Ur taller than me:/ than why are you calling yourself short you should be called énorme michel lol

[left schooner]

its close to 6'2 in american

[left schooner]

because thats the name of the joker

[balmy wren]

It was a dirty joke

will try later 😂

Im europian so i understand cm not american heights 😂

[velvet tinsel]

No Gros Michel = big Michel, but you are calling yourself Michel (not that gros) = Not that big michel

[velvet tinsel]

I don’t think that’s what he meant

[torn zealot]

How do I play with this hand? Help!!!

[left schooner]

try exodia

the forbidden one

[torn zealot]

Kill yourse

[velvet tinsel]

Uh uhh CAST GROS MICHEL

[left schooner]

i do have another name

But i dont know if its allowed here

[velvet tinsel]

What is it

[velvet tinsel]

: /

[left schooner]

fair

[brisk venture]

Do you actually lose anything from unlock all? You can still get all the stickers and stake wins and whatnot right?

[velvet tinsel]

Keep Michel it’s better that way

[young bolt]

dopefish my love

[frosty turret]

js pray for natural ocurring negative jokers

[spice patrol]

what's your high card at

[dusky oasis]

It was level 28 I think

[spice patrol]

oop i am

37 minutes late

[dusky oasis]

That run ended ante 12

[spice patrol]

sorry

what did you end up selling

[dusky oasis]

Burnt

[spice patrol]

the smilyface?

ah

[dusky oasis]

Checkered deck is easy mode after playing black deck

Who needs other hands

[opaque shard]

You know what's better than a red card

[timid remnant]

Two Red Cards?

[dusky oasis]

What

[blissful anchor]

Gros muchel never die

[blissful anchor]

popeyes chicken

[chrome spoke]

What do I do

[blissful anchor]

buy eternal egg

[chrome spoke]

Ok but be serious for a sec

[blissful anchor]

ok ill be serious

[chrome spoke]

Do i so photochad or deck fixinf

[blissful anchor]

you sell the ancient and buy the eternal egg

[chrome spoke]

I don't have any ancient joker

[blissful anchor]

I would keep trading card for deck fixing

[agile pawn]

both..?

[blissful anchor]

i mean ruin i alway forget the name of that card

[mystic copper]

First ever Jokerless win

(on Unlock All profile, which is why Ante 9 is high score)

[chrome spoke]

Here's my deck

[blissful anchor]

someone else has already done that unless its literally your video i saw a few days ago

[mystic copper]

...it's a pre-built challenge in Balatro

[blissful anchor]

ok

[mystic copper]

Likely many people have done it, I just feel proud that I've done it

[young bolt]

pay that magic ahh card and buy egg

[blissful anchor]

duck

[blissful anchor]

He doesnt listen to good advice

fr you spitting bro

[young bolt]

i can't post gifs here so i'll just say it

dog doing a backflip

everyone search for it and act like i put it

[blissful anchor]

THIS MFER CANT POST GIFS

Let's point and laugh chat

[young bolt]

bro's playing on mobile

[blissful anchor]

Sigma

[young bolt]

no fuck off

[chrome spoke]

Yeah

[blissful anchor]

W

[young bolt]

L

[blissful anchor]

lets laugh at bro together

cant let that disrespect slide

[young bolt]

no gtfo of here

[young bolt]

fat peppino gif

[blissful anchor]

[young bolt]

shaq timeout gif

no seriously how tf can't i put gifs here

[short prism]

Hello chat

[blissful anchor]

Sup

[blissful anchor]

Skill issue

[short prism]

Wtf is wrong with mobile

[young bolt]

that makes me sad, sad and fat, like cave story

[young bolt]

it makes everyone who plays on it look like a loser who can't afford for a pc

[blissful anchor]

It's more expensive on mobile than pc

[short prism]

Whatever You say bro

[young bolt]

my name is not bro my name is fartman96poopoopiss

[blissful anchor]

I'm guessing he blew all his birthday money on a PC and is now broke af

[short prism]

Still can't do this

[young bolt]

no this is a used laptop

[blissful anchor]

Close enough

What should I take

[agile pawn]

obelisk could go hard on checkered deck

play a ton of flushes and then pivot to anything else

[blissful anchor]

It's literally ante1 first pack

[agile pawn]

yeah?

[blissful anchor]

You know what yout right

[weary stump]

o

[ionic osprey]

should i take?

[ripe nacelle]

gonan give some possibly poor advice: what exactly are you doing with ride the bus

two out of five legendaries rely on face cards

[brisk venture]

His other 4 jokers are eternal dawg

It’s gone anyway

[brisk venture]

Yea

[ripe nacelle]

forgor

[meager lily]

def

[ripe nacelle]

ya take it

anyways also place hologram last

[short prism]

Ye

[brisk venture]

My question is why the hell did you buy eternal supernova

[ionic osprey]

im stacking the ride the bus

[meager lily]

why did yo ubuy eternal square joker

[opaque shard]

I'm wondering why hologram at left

[brisk venture]

Well prob sell it and pivot

[ripe nacelle]

so what are you gonna get rid of to get that legendary dawg

[brisk venture]

Hope for trib lol

[meager lily]

why eternal to the moon as well

[ionic osprey]

supernove green and ride the bus are OP in gold stake

[brisk venture]

….

[ripe nacelle]

pookster

[analog ice]

balatro

[ionic osprey]

you should place xMult in the left to stack your scalers

[ripe nacelle]

POOKSTER NO

it needs to act after you add your mult

[ionic osprey]

not if you dont want to end the round right away

[ripe nacelle]

Oh

I understand

go off i reckon

[uneven edge]

awhat did you get

[candid ether]

balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[waxen trail]

"You gained respect"

[chrome spoke]

Hnnggf

Do it take hiker or dna

Dna ig

[brisk venture]

You didn’t by chance install the game through a free apk no?

[chrome spoke]

Ermmmm

Noooo

[brisk venture]

Mhm mhm

[chrome spoke]

I did but why

[brisk venture]

Just wondering if I was right

[opal fog]

straight lvl 12 saved me

[brisk venture]

About this thing

[charred gate]

that's just josh

[opal fog]

hes just saying hi

love this game

[charred gate]

he hangs around

[brisk venture]

Lmfao

[chrome spoke]

Don't worry I do own a copy on xbox

[opal fog]

ban

[chrome spoke]

Local thunk got money from me

[opal fog]

pirating is bad

[charred gate]

culture should not be restricted only to those who pay

[chrome spoke]

Ultrakill refrence

[opal fog]

runner was at 300 chips

runner and shortcut at start really helped me

also i needed no mult because telescope deck means planet card mult

[tame cypress]

I agree with this message

[strange anvil]

Guys

I figured it out

I know how to play Balatro now

🙏

[iron fulcrum]

congrats

[ionic osprey]

How many Jj

[iron fulcrum]

now get to naneinf

[strange anvil]

I think my brain grew like a pound or some shit

naneinf is not happening lmao

But I really did go from totally oblivious to consistently passing ante 8

[chrome spoke]

Guys

Do i take baron

[wraith brook]

i said wouldnt it be nice if i found oops all 6's, and at first it wasnt in the shop, but then i bought overstock and this appeared

immediate brainstorm

[solid prawn]

can someone explain what this card does?

it just doesn’t work

[terse nymph]

Delete cards of your deck

When you have 51 you will have 4 mult

When you have 50 you will have 8

[solid prawn]

ahhh ic

and how do i delete them cards?

[terse nymph]

Tarot cards

[solid prawn]

thx

[terse nymph]

Most easy way

[solid prawn]

got it

[wispy lodge]

being able to use my pc saves on mobile will be so peak

bought it on both platforms but i gotta redo everything on mobile 💔

[terse nymph]

Eh

There's a thing to play on mobile

But it's not the best...

Steam app

You gotta have your pc on

And link the thing for the first time

[wispy lodge]

whar

wow

[unkempt snow]

Look at this Photochad

[ripe nacelle]

i have purchased red, orange, and blue fabric. i am a man with limitless ambition and extremely predictable ideas given the context

[icy gazelle]

guys im cooking

[ripe nacelle]

wao

[icy gazelle]

crazy luck

[little briar]

Seed?

[wraith brook]

idk i forgot to look

[ripe nacelle]

tragic 🙏

[sick silo]

everytime i score it makes me laugh

[main mural]

Gta collab when 🤔?

[ripe nacelle]

bout to suggest that seeds should show up in run info

[icy gazelle]

here is the seed

[ripe nacelle]

holy moly!!!

[icy gazelle]

go have fun :)

[meager plank]

Head hurt from balatro confuse me

[meager plank]

You aced it!

[wraith brook]

who needs xmult when straights and runner scale so well

[meager plank]

Me

My favorite x mult is the voucher after telescope

It’s so convenient

[ripe nacelle]

observatory

[meager plank]

Observatory + entire deck of blue seals 🦭

[ripe nacelle]

how goated

[meager plank]

Observatory with no +1 consumable slot

Observatory + perky man

[timid cedar]

Observatory + blue seals isn’t actually a good combo

[meager plank]

Just to get the 2 planet cards I need

[icy gazelle]

thanks bro 🙏

[timid cedar]

Observatory wants full consumables, blue seals want empty consumables

[ripe nacelle]

that's fair

[meager plank]

Well I need my entire deck to be blue seals so that I can fill the consumables

[ripe nacelle]

im guessing you use the planet cards as needed then

[meager plank]

Tbh the last time I had observatory I just used the planet card whenever I had a blue seal in hand

Tanked my score but it didn’t matter because I had no x mult

[willow venture]

Wait I wasn't chill

I'm sorry

I just made a meme about a banana update

I thought that was chill

I'm sorry

I didn't mean to be unchill

[flint copper]

Don’t worry about it

[willow venture]

I wasn't trying to be disruptive

[flint copper]

Chill pills are supposed to be very soft bans

[willow venture]

I've been banned from thunk tank

[terse nymph]

Dude why does "/apply" not work

[willow venture]

Becuase I posted "Banana Update" when

as a joke

but I guess people took it the wrong way

[flint copper]

Thunk says he’s trying to hand them out like tic-tacs now

[terse nymph]

Yeah I got banned aswell

I'm so freaking confused about some stuff on the server

[flint copper]

Honestly, it’s pure chaos in there

Better more people don’t have to get involved in that

[meager plank]

When gros Michel is destroyed create banana peel joker that gives -25 mult until sold

[terse nymph]

Eternal

So no solution to the

/apply

[meager plank]

Destroyed when cavendish is purchased

[little briar]

I got banned for asking if perkeo was gonna get his lazy eye fixed

[willow venture]

I actually posted banana mod idea in the suggestions

[slim ferry]

whoever it was that just chatted the tarot and immediately got chill pilled made me laugh

[willow venture]

It's called Bananatro

[weary sandal]

its about keeping the chat free of random, unasked for questions and suggestions, check the pins

[little briar]

Yeah I’m blind, totally deserved boot imo

[meager plank]

Italy reference

[slim ferry]

i got chill pilled for making a joke about an old tiktok audio so also deserved but i was eventually forgiven

i consumed the chill pill

[little briar]

Just because Italy is the boot of every joke doesn’t mean it’s a reference

[meager plank]

Italy is shaped like a boot

[terse nymph]

@swift sail You there?

[willow venture]

Is it possible to get unbanned from thunk tank?

[terse nymph]

idk

[weary sandal]

try reading and the ban wont happen

[slim ferry]

probably if you message a mod n apologize/show that you understand what happened

[terse nymph]

Maybe add more info

[weary sandal]

theres like 4 pinned messages screaming at you about it, theres plenty of info

[slim ferry]

not hating but gonna have to side with enzo on this one

[terse nymph]

"Be chill no off topic"

Very vague

[willow venture]

Well anyways, I'm sorry and I meant no harm

[slim ferry]

literally was typing that as you sent it, there is more info but i am not a discord savant

[weary sandal]

ill ask this, what does "on topic" mean to you

[terse nymph]

I understand that if you are in the chat talking about Balatro you shouldn't start talking about GTA VI trailer

[slim ferry]

make a joke that someone doesn’t get and you’re done

lol

[terse nymph]

But if you ask something or make a joke you shouldn't get banned from the channel, it's LocalThunk channel anyways he can ban anyone he wants

I don't really mind

[dark horizon]

Does anyone have the pngs of the joker editions I can't find em anywhere

[meager plank]

I didn’t watch the trailer because I probably won’t play the game

[terse nymph]

Not even on the wiki?

There's every single PNG there...

[terse nymph]

rip

[dark horizon]

I'm trying to make a PowerPoint and it's not supported for some reason

[terse nymph]

Are you just downloading the thing?

Wait a PowerPoint?

Who are you dude

Flare?

[torn cliff]

oop chill chat just got temporarily disabled :P

[terse nymph]

Because you know... By default the img will be downloaded as WEBP not PNG

Just put .png at the end and you should be good to go.

[dark horizon]

Inspiration but yeah 😅

Ts takes so long

[torn zealot]

balatro

[steep elm]

maths exam today

[dark horizon]

I know nothing about files this helped so much

[steep elm]

holy fuck is that

[terse nymph]

Yeah ig Flare just had to do some PowerPoints for school and thought he should use the experience anywhere

[steep elm]

...

[torn zealot]

@steep elm IS THAT

[dark horizon]

What's that?

[torn zealot]

THAT GUY

HE LOOKS LIKE A DRAGON

[terse nymph]

wtf the weekend

[torn zealot]

HOLY SHIT

[terse nymph]

rip dude

[terse nymph]

Use your balatro knowledge

[terse nymph]

Yeah that link seems weird

Pretty sure they disabled the links at all tho

[torn zealot]

ah

[terse nymph]

Not much knowledge

[dark horizon]

That's mean 😞

[terse nymph]

I mean mine

If you need good quality but low space usage images you can use JPEG

But you should have to convert the images with something

Paint works

[dark horizon]

It's a school computer fuck caring about space

[honest thorn]

I like abandoned deck but man on blue stake the economy is rough for it since you can't one shot stuff consistently in ante 1 unless you got an OP joker somehow

[dark horizon]

I'll get the balatro pngs even if it means exploding my laptop

[terse nymph]

I never did a PowerPoint in my life, don't know how limited it is I know it's pretty simple.

Not talking about your SSD tho

[dark horizon]

I've done plenty and I suck at it

Way to complex

I feel like I'm 30

[slim junco]

Balatro came out on ps+ today

Im already addicted

This is the best game of my life

[terse nymph]

That's good

[terse nymph]

What's ps+

Playstation Plus?

[slim junco]

Yeah

[terse nymph]

Holy

[slim junco]

Couldnt play on pc cuz mine broke

I shed a tear when i saw

[terse nymph]

Why

[slim junco]

Cuz it broke

[terse nymph]

How

Did you clean it with water

[slim junco]

It just did

Too much balatro r34

[terse nymph]

What.

Since when Balatro does it have a collab with the Skyline.

[sterile totem]

this decent for non-endless? just got it lmao

[dusky oasis]

Your wee is huge

[queen escarp]

😈

?????

[dusky oasis]

I've seen enough

[slim junco]

If a seed thingy dosent specify what deck to start with is there like a default one or is it any deck

[dusky oasis]

Skipping every blind from now on

[slim junco]

Only ever do boss blinds 🙏

[timid cedar]

Deck and seed are completely independent.

[frank sinew]

Yeah i mainly do ticket games just because i like the gratification of the prize

aka the ticket

my favorite is piano keys i am unreasonably good at it for my shit hand eye coordination

[tropic cedar]

😭😭😭

a what game

[frank sinew]

one second

sorry for bad image

[tropic cedar]

piano tiles the arcade game

[frank sinew]

yes

i love smashing the shit out of this game

That might have sounded weird

oops

[dusky oasis]

An arcade by me has a crossy road machine that I can get 1k+ tickets every time

Its so free

[frank sinew]

1k holy shit

[dusky oasis]

I gotta go back there sometime

[frank sinew]

i’ve never seen one give more than like 30

those are always so rigged

[dusky oasis]

It gives 2 tickets per tile moved

[honest thorn]

Oh yeah, with abandoned deck how do you get past early game and get your economy going while surviving? Compared to other decks I like such as green, yellow, and blue, it seems like the abandoned deck really struggles early game.

[full granite]

Tound 1

[dusky oasis]

And beating a certain score gives a few hundred tickets

[full granite]

What do

Baseball and duo are both good

[frank sinew]

i don’t live near any arcades that have those machines sadly

i wish

[honest thorn]

Baseball from experience is AWESOME

[tropic cedar]

pretty sure America doesn't have this officially either

[frank sinew]

round 1?

man a balatro arcade machine would be cool

[tropic cedar]

they only just start selling maimai dx to US this year

[full granite]

Yeah it’s either x1.5 to uncommons I pick up, or an easy x2 flat every hand now

[frank sinew]

every ante you clear you get tickets

[full granite]

On round 1 at black stacks it’s a tough choice lol

[frank sinew]

are claw machines easier in asian arcades bc i see them a lot more over there

[tropic cedar]

wait which round 1 are we talking about lmao

[frank sinew]

the ones in america at least for me

[tropic cedar]

oh the arcade LMAO

[agile pawn]

can't wait to get naneinf on that

[tropic cedar]

i got extremely confused because round 1 in this server means a different thing

[frank sinew]

i wanna go but it’s so farrrr

[frank sinew]

you get to ante 12 and the machine explodes

[agile pawn]

oh bet

even better

[frank sinew]

Honestly i wonder if a fan would make something like that

there was someone who made a fnaf cabinet game

i wouldn’t be surprised if someone did

i see ppl playing on actual CRTs a lot, even black and white ones

[chrome spoke]

Balatro arcade machine

[frank sinew]

crts are actually goated

too bad they’re not commonly used anymore

[tropic cedar]

they are heavy 😭

[opal nymph]

the balatro arcade cab would have a crt

at least i hope they would get that right

[tropic cedar]

CRTs aren't in high production anymore I doubt

i don't think the arcade will exist in official capacity

[opal nymph]

doesnt matter, theres gotta be SOMEONE willing to do it

[cold marsh]

Hello, sorry if this is already answered anywhere. I have balatro on my iPhone and my iPad but the progress isn’t syncing through Game Center. I have more things unlocked on my iPad and was just wondering if there is a way to get it so that my iPhone has the same things unlocked as well. Thanks!

[tropic cedar]

https://youtu.be/gP00vXYgLIM?si=Oo1UGHSZfWKDvlWv

[full granite]

Straights build with abandoned deck. Going phenomenal

[finite shadow]

Not the answer you were hoping for but sometimes it just, doesn’t. Extremely common when you uninstall the game on IOS it just wipes your save. If it’s not syncing, I don’t think it will

[hot pike]

yall would I take two pair planet if I have red card 9 mult vamp 1.9 fortune teller 29 and square 112?

[buoyant orbit]

I am alive

[sand talon]

balala

[wicked crow]

What should I do

[sand talon]

sad

[cold marsh]

Okay, thanks anyway!

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[buoyant orbit]

Agarralo oe

[sand talon]

existence had to be a torture meathod of higher dimensional beings

[buoyant orbit]

Alright mr god

[sand talon]

consciousness had to be one of the worst things to ever happen

[wicked crow]

Por cual lo cambio

[full granite]

Can blueprint copy baseball card?

And if so does it work like I think

[buoyant orbit]

Pues por ninguno es un joker negativo namai te suma un espcio

[wicked crow]

O es verdad perdón soy nuevo

[mortal smelt]

somehow got a rental campfire immediately after talking about how fun it is

[buoyant orbit]

Yia hrmno estai bien pero de igual forma no es un tan buen joker que digamod

[timid cedar]

It provides an additional 1.5x mult per uncommon joker. Totalling 2.25x mult per uncommon joker

[steep elm]

we got this

[hoary kernel]

rest in peace

[terse nymph]

[full granite]

Double blueprintt#

Game is cooked

[inner gazelle]

Wait how wasn’t I chill

Oh I was

Why can’t I access think tank

Never mind

[sinful night]

YOOO BALATRO ON ps+???

[lean turtle]

So I thought “new discoveries” in the Window that pops up after a win or loss, meant that I found a new Joker or Planet, etc. but ive unlocked all of them a long time ago and yet there is almost always more than 0 new discoveries each time. What exactly does it mean?

[crimson forum]

Ante 21 observatory 😭😭😭

Had to reroll for the one shot hand to make it past boss blind

💔💔

[hoary kernel]

i love this game

[worldly basin]

Obelisk

Lol

[hoary kernel]

hes serving a very important purpose of looking cool as fuck

otherwise yeah pretty useless 😭

anyways yeah deck is stacked

[lost furnace]

Chat

How to save scum

I accidentally sell my joker when I want to move it to the right

[hoary kernel]

exit via menu then come back

if you're lucky itll be there

well not lucky but im too lazy to list off when the game "saves"

[lost furnace]

Any tutorial?

[hoary kernel]

as far as i know no

just do it when you can if that suits you
i only really do it when i do a mistake like you just described

splendid

[wanton steeple]

All these jokers got wheeled lmao

3 wheels in a row lmao

[cunning rune]

Oh

[wanton steeple]

You think pulling my save from my phone would disable steam achievements on steam trying to 100% the game and don't wanna disable my achievement progression

More or less the same save using balatro mobile maker

[cunning rune]

Cool

[hoary kernel]

hillarious and original

4T3P7R6R

[wanton steeple]

I'm over half way done with the game and have yet to get one e# run

[severe saffron]

They call me John Balatro

[steel nimbus]

i just got past the plant in the funniest way

[wanton steeple]

John balatro

[haughty cedar]

the 9 of diamonds looks like its lost

[random tendon]

is it time

[haughty cedar]

let it cook for 2 more rounds

[random tendon]

The egg will be hardboiled

I'm at ante 7 dawg

green stake tho lol

[cobalt wing]

The fog is coming

[haughty cedar]

be in love with the money and never let go

[random tendon]

Wisdom words

[old bolt]

Bro where's ur sock my buskin

[bleak swan]

/apply

Bitch

[finite river]

What does /apply do

[calm cypress]

oh boy another showman!

chat how good is double showman

[finite shadow]

It’s busted actually

[calm cypress]

poggers i will now make several youtube videos about it

[finite shadow]

Yawn black deck get sphered idiot

[calm cypress]

wait is there actually some sort of weird back end interaction with 2x showman?

[weary sandal]

if yall had to try and calculate it, which joker would be best if you had 5 of them and nothing else?

assuming minimal deck manipulation, available planet and tarot

[calm cypress]

depends on your deck manip but maybe blackboard

or uh, canino if that's allowed

[haughty cedar]

dj toenail on the track

[calm cypress]

oh wait duh, stencil

just x3125 mult

[weary sandal]

would 5 stencils outmult the possible face card destructions of 5 canio?

wait is stencil xmult or plus mult

[calm cypress]

stencil is xmult

so is canio

[weary sandal]

so each stencil would be x25?

I forget how much stencil gives

[calm cypress]

no each stencil would be x5 if you had five slots of just stencil

so 5^5 is 3125

[weary sandal]

right, I was thinking 5x per empty slot instead of 1x per

[calm cypress]

if it was five negative stencils then it would be 100,000 xmult

which would be pretty swanky

[cursive delta]

Funny run

[weary sandal]

100,000 x mult with my level 45 flush, checkered deck

who needs to deck build for naneinf

[wanton steeple]

Don't think it does anything

All it does just make it where I can get the same card twice there's no odds or anything

[willow kite]

JIMBO IS DEAD! MEDIC!

[elfin tapir]

Waw

[full granite]

Don’t mind if I do

Eternal as if I’m ever gonna sell this thing lol

[weary sandal]

I did the calculations, sadly the 5 negative stencil with level 45 flush only beats ante 12

I was hoping it would be higher

[covert obsidian]

Is there a balatro mod that makes it use symbolic computation?

[weary sandal]

what does that mean

[covert obsidian]

It is a way to calculate super big numbers

So ur not limited by naneinf

[weary sandal]

I think that's a hardcoded limit. not in the sense that they purposefully did it, but I think the base code for the game physically cannot handle that high of a number

something with integer overflow id imagine, but I'm not a game dev so idk

[covert obsidian]

No I know there's a 64 bit limit in floats

But symbolic computation does not use floats but it allows to use higher numbers

[weary sandal]

for the mod to do that, it would have to critically alter the base game code

so no, I can confidently say that's not a thing

[wanton steeple]

All I know is funni number go up

[calm cypress]

oh yeah I was talking about beating ante 8 w 5 jokers

[fringe kernel]

there's definitely a mod that shows more than e308

[calm cypress]

if you wanna scale past that then it doesn't matter lol

[brazen steeple]

Talisman.

I mean, not necessarily what you want

But you can go above naneinf

[haughty cedar]

damn!!

[lethal owl]

Got uh, a nice run

Baron appeared too late

[maiden marsh]

they should add a DJ joker that you can ask to play whatever song you want

[haughty cedar]

play any song from the extensive OST that consists of one song?

[brazen steeple]

Copyright speedrun

[haughty cedar]

(and technically six variations of it)

[maiden marsh]

No you add copyright free songs

[haughty cedar]

why not just make a mod and not limit yourself with royalty free tunes

[maiden marsh]

the one melody is so annoying after the third run

[maiden marsh]

because i don't know how to mod

[haughty cedar]

im not asking you to make it

[maiden marsh]

"yourself" 🙁

[haughty cedar]

read again

either way, it would probably be inconvenient as a joker

[maiden marsh]

yeah but it would be funny

[weary sandal]

"why not just make a mod" implies its them making it

[maiden marsh]

thank you zento ure very cool

[haughty cedar]

unless it takes no joker slots

[haughty cedar]

nuh uh

[maiden marsh]

it takes all joker slots

[haughty cedar]

fair

[maiden marsh]

and consumables too

replaces your deck with the red deck and turns every card into a 2

[haughty cedar]

and also wipes all of your challenges and discoveries

[maiden marsh]

does your taxes wrong

[magic swan]

/apply

[visual jetty]

Gang my naneinf seed is crashing

It’s mobile I have no mods

[sudden kettle]

damn

no bananeinf for you

[visual jetty]

WAHH

[haughty cedar]

extinct!

[sudden kettle]

i wanted to reply to this with a waluigi gif but it's blocked lmao

[old bolt]

How do i get civil chatter?

[magic swan]

[tired tendon]

#🍌・waiting-room

[tired tendon]

what is this a reference to

[sudden kettle]

"98% of Balatro players can't read" - jen walter

[tired tendon]

lmfao

[tall hare]

Just got black deck as my second gold stake

[tacit surge]

how do I symmetrize this?

[tired tendon]

looks pretty symmetric as is

uhhh lemme think

brainstorm middle

[tacit surge]

this

is

it

[tired tendon]

ok yea that's goated

[tacit surge]

wouldnt it be better to Copy Chad in that Case?

[tired tendon]

one sec lemme math

[tacit surge]

yup

[tired tendon]

chad = 7 triggers of x4 = 4^7 = 16384
photo = 5 triggers of x8 = 8^5 = 32768

copying photo gives 2 times more xmult

[tacit surge]

alr tysm

[tired tendon]

chad would be better if you have glass faces

because then it's 8^7

[tacit surge]

ante 6 is crazy

[tacit surge]

alr thx

[tired tendon]

yea i think you beat the blind

[tacit surge]

Sure?

[tired tendon]

it was close but yea you beat the blind

[livid basin]

this is it

[tired tendon]

bootstraps think they part of the team

[livid basin]

placeholders

[tacit surge]

now?

I might sell a chad

[tired tendon]

hmmm

[tacit surge]

Not Sure tho

[livid basin]

THE PLANT

NO

[tired tendon]

negative luchador from all the tags trust

[livid basin]

yeah

ive got 2 shops

i got heartstone

could doo something with that

[twin prairie]

dunno if a mod will see this, but is the /apply feature suppose to work? I wanted to apply but it no work

[livid basin]

nope

seed

[tired tendon]

i'm having zero idea where i'm supposed to type the command

[twin prairie]

I imagined it was a chat command when you type / a bunch of stuff comes up but apply is not that

[tall hare]

Bro hates the trans config

(I'm cis)

[fiery nebula]

@old bolt About the question you asked in #🍌・thunk-chat... Remember to read the #🍌・waiting-room. Your question has already been answered in #🙋・frequently-asked

[drifting forum]

Dodged a bullet there😬

[covert obsidian]

thx

[drifting forum]

Bro was almost boutta be hit with the jimbo allegations

[tired tendon]

yo didn't notice the trans color scheme for the buttons

looks cool!

contrast with the button text is pretty abysmal though 😭

at least for the pink

[wanton steeple]

Men use hot pink

Anything that lets me customize the color of something I always use hot pink

[quick prairie]

Hey, ur in the ishowspeed srver?

[nova spindle]

Ugh gold stake is so dependent on luck

I’m tired boss

[lethal halo]

Hey everyone... I just read that some folk consider balatro the best game of 2024

And i came here to see if u guys disagree or... If a card game was the best release in 2024 in your opinion. Thank you!

[uneven edge]

why the “a card game” feel racially motivated

[lost kindle]

hes cardist

[lethal halo]

The expression a card game made you think of racism... XD

That is one crazy reply hahaha

Kinda why i came here... A bit insane saying its the best game right? They even got jack black prasing it

I fully agree, fun game but...

Folk here dont find it the best game of 2024 right?...

Folk who dont play games ever say the craziest stuff... So i kinda prefer the opinion of someone who knows the game

[weary sandal]

by "best game of 2024" we're arguing best game released in 2024, right?

[lethal halo]

A very balanced answer 🙂 thanks!

[lethal halo]

I just read that... Best released game of 2024...

Insane no?

[timid cedar]

Best game ad infinitum

[lethal halo]

So yeah... As usual, the folk who say its the best 2024 games either never played it or just never plays games

Just doing marketing

[weary sandal]

hard to compare it to other games of different genres. was it my favorite of 2024? maybe, but i cant compare balatro to a game like Horizon Forbidden West

[weary sandal]

how come you ask if people think its the best, then trash on them for thinking it is

[lethal halo]

I found Horizon kinda lame xD so it guess we can agree that it aint the best...

[lethal halo]

How could i Trash on folk if i read it on a news outlet?...

[weary sandal]

i didnt even say it wasnt the best but ok, i love the horizon series

[lethal halo]

Yeah...

[weary sandal]

youre also asking that in the balatro discord server, the entirely most balatro-biased corner of the internet

[lethal halo]

But as u can see, discord is too xD lucky u replied

I dont wanna go in circles with these dudes xD

[lethal halo]

A smart idea isnt it?

Why wouldnt i ask the folk who know the game the best?...

I got a print of someone saying "a Card game" sounds racial xD i call it a win and will bail

[weary sandal]

i just think its weird to go to a place where people like the game, ask if they like the game, then say "anyone who thinks its the best game of 2024 doesnt play many games"

[weary sandal]

the racial thing was a joke

[lethal halo]

Damn you are slow xD

I dont think any of you belives its the best game of 2024...

Why i came here...

[weary sandal]

and if they do, so what?

[lethal halo]

They dont xD

Man... Allways the aggro dude...

Hurt people hurt people hahaha

Lets do some therapy

[weary sandal]

gotta be ragebait at this point

[lethal halo]

So i leaving?

[weary sandal]

nobody else acts like this day to day

[lethal halo]

I randomly came here for 1 question xD its a daily basis now?

Dont worry champ

Tomorrow is allways better

Hahaha xD

[timid cedar]

You came here looking for an opinion that people express and get mad when you find people expressing that opinion?

[lethal halo]

Just here for prints at this point

Im mad? XD how come? Hahaha

[weary sandal]

bros acting like hes farming clips in fortnite

nobody cares

[lethal halo]

Yall are the ones getting all rilled up

Fortnite? Is that still a thing? XD

Farming clips on fortnite... Damn that is also funny

[timid cedar]

trying to say that our opinions on a completely subjective matter with no actual importance is incorrect

why bother

[lethal halo]

Same old... I ask a regular question, folk rage and im to blame...

[weary sandal]

i will say, i dont give a shit about any other games that came out in 2024, so i would say that balatro is the best release

[latent hemlock]

Amen

[lethal halo]

Maybe, just maybe... You guys are being weird... But hey... I know how it goes xD

[weary sandal]

did you come here just to have something to disagree on

[latent hemlock]

Maybe, but who cares?

[lethal halo]

Didnt wukong game come out in 2024?... I may be wrong

[weary sandal]

wukong can kiss my ass

[latent hemlock]

Ikr 😂

[weary sandal]

same with erdtree, balatro is peak

[lethal halo]

Alot of folk care xD alot of discords like these prints

Not big time but

[latent hemlock]

Balatro is lifw

[lethal halo]

Small fame

So... Balatro is, according to you guys, the best game of 2024? XD

[weary sandal]

yes

[latent hemlock]

In our opinion

I repeat “opinion”

[uneven edge]

0/10 rage bait or he’s like 10 years old

he’s not worth responding to

[latent hemlock]

Ikr

[weary sandal]

you ask for opinions, you get opinions, you cant proceed to then get mad at the opinions lmao

[lethal halo]

you guys say a card game is better than, wukong or astro bot

[latent hemlock]

But what else to do!?

[timid cedar]

"I'm gonna ask people who love Y if Y is a great game. Surely this will prove my point that Y is actually terrible!"

[latent hemlock]

I am waiting on my bus

[lethal halo]

shadows of elden whatever

[weary sandal]

did i stutter

[lethal halo]

but to sum it up xD call me 10 years old

[uneven edge]

literally just ignore what he’s saying there’s no valid argument being said at all

[lethal halo]

great reply hahaha

let me pretend

rizz

non challant

fire

[weary sandal]

XD is half this guys vocab istg

[latent hemlock]

Anyways How you guys doin

[uneven edge]

doing great

[weary sandal]

im chilling, bout to sleep

[uneven edge]

about to take a final in an hour

hopefully will do good enough for an A

[plucky palm]

my eyes have been opened with an obelisk run

[weary sandal]

late night american

[latent hemlock]

Oooh

[plucky palm]

no more obelisk hate

[sly frigate]

obelisk seems too hard

i still hate it :)

[latent hemlock]

Good luck m8

[weary sandal]

i was playing TBOI, had an absolutely Disgusting Azazel run earlier

[plucky palm]

deadass i played like 15 flushes early game, then found an obelisk ante 9

[uneven edge]

how many q4 items

[sly frigate]

whered chill chat go

[weary sandal]

jokes on uoi im not having kids

[sly frigate]

ohhh

its thunk chat now

[plucky palm]

took it cuz why not and it scaled so quickly with my 2 pair, 50k, 40k

[uneven edge]

#🍌・thunk-chat

[plucky palm]

the thunk tank

petition to rename

[sly frigate]

i second this

[weary sandal]

i had sacred heart and a few others i think, all i know is i like 6 tapped ???

[sly frigate]

i never realized how good trading card was until yesterday

[weary sandal]

it was previously named Thunk Tank, LocalThunk changed it from that

[sly frigate]

awwww :(

[plucky palm]

aww damn

[weary sandal]

maybe ask why when he joins chat tomorrow

[sly frigate]

lunala is based

[weary sandal]

i agree

[latent hemlock]

Is trading the discarded card is destroyed and earn $3?

[plucky palm]

yep

[latent hemlock]

Aaah

Yes

I love that card

[plucky palm]

beautiful joker

[sly frigate]

like dna but different

[uneven edge]

am I on chill pill?

i can’t talk in chill chat

[weary sandal]

nah

[latent hemlock]

Opposite dna

[weary sandal]

#🍌・waiting-room

[uneven edge]

oh

[weary sandal]

gotta read throuh that first

[latent hemlock]

I’m not going for kids (possibly)

[weary sandal]

im literally dating a guy (im also a guy) and the last time i hung around a baby i acted as if it didnt exist

if i have kids, im a shitty parent

[latent hemlock]

I am an uncle of a 2 yr old

[uneven edge]

that is a HUGE leap in logic

💀

you skipped a couple steps there bud

ur generalization is making you seem slow

[latent hemlock]

I AM NOT BROKE 😡

[weary sandal]

kids cost like, 250,000 dollars. if anything, not having kids saves me money

[latent hemlock]

Oh wait

When im old

I would not know

[latent hemlock]

True

[weary sandal]

people only go broke due to bad planning

kids, in many cases, are bad planning

[latent hemlock]

So yur saying

Wait nvm

You said many, not all

Nvm

Forget it

[weary sandal]

ill rectify this statement by saying this isnt completely true, since accidents and things out of our control happen such as injury and cancers and whatnot, but my point stands that for many people, kids are a detriment

[latent hemlock]

I think the best time to get a child is when you have got your life on the rails

Same here, I thought I’d be a terribly bad father since I am bad at taking responsibilities,
Now my brother and his gf tell me I am an awesome uncle for their daughter

[weary sandal]

even if my mind does change im not gonna have my own kid, so "passing on my family blood" isnt my concern, assuming this world lasts long enough for me to have kids. ill adopt some random 7 year old and go from there

[latent hemlock]

Lol

Probably same

Partially cuz I am not planning on dating a women

[weary sandal]

my blood does NOT need to be passed down istg, autoimmune disease on one half and stubborn men on the other

not to mention baldness

[latent hemlock]

Fair

[weary sandal]

the end isnt imminent, but its fairly possible

[visual jetty]

anyone else crashing on mobile iOS

[latent hemlock]

I think someone here does not like america🤣

[visual jetty]

On god

[weary sandal]

yeah bro dislikes america as much i do, and i live here

[latent hemlock]

Damn

[visual jetty]

I don’t I live in Singapore bro have fun

[timid cedar]

crashing just because or are you trying to do a specific thing?

[visual jetty]

uh. Naneinf seeded run

[latent hemlock]

Glad I am not American

[visual jetty]

It’s just not loading ;-;

[weary sandal]

i wasnt even talking about you but alright

[timid cedar]

did you reload after hitting naneinf?

[visual jetty]

no I left the app

[visual jetty]

And uh

[uneven edge]

yeah this happens

[visual jetty]

I didn’t even hit naneinf;-;

[uneven edge]

you can’t do anything

[visual jetty]

I have like 40 cryptids

[timid cedar]

alright then, haven't hit naneinf yet, that's something new

[visual jetty]

ig iOS balatro is only good if you wanna play like a normie

[weary sandal]

intended*

[latent hemlock]

Normie is boring tho

[visual jetty]

Haven’t even hit exponents yet

[latent hemlock]

Wow

[timid cedar]

do you have any screenshots of the game not crashing at this point? or does it crash immediately upon entering the save?

[visual jetty]

No, yes.

[latent hemlock]

I still think it is interesting how quickly I went from being proud of hitting 100 million points, to being dissapointed I did not hit exponential

[timid cedar]

probably not much you can do from there, but it would be nice to prevent it from happening further

do you remember the situation you had before the crash? Shop state, mid blind, skipping, etc?

[latent hemlock]

The save is too powerful to be kept alive?

[weary sandal]

gotta reset all ur progress

rip

gg

[latent hemlock]

o7 save

Rip save

[weary sandal]

thats what you get for going past ante 8 smh

[visual jetty]

hmm, 44 Cryptids ish, 2 perkeos 2 brainstorms and a baron

And a deck mostly of perfect kings

[visual jetty]

so maybe

[latent hemlock]

So powerful it had to be stopped

[visual jetty]

It wasn’t past ante 8 lmao

it was like ante 6

[latent hemlock]

Damn

[timid cedar]

the amount of cryptids maybe, mobile isn't as powerful but I don't think that has stopped others

[visual jetty]

I took max hieros ig

aww man

I even mapped out the seed I was so excited to try to get naneinf even if it was seeded

[timid cedar]

the attempt to index "other" in the crash report also doesn't help

[visual jetty]

• Skip A1R1 for charm tag, get perkeo
  Hex it
  Ankh it
• A3R7 reroll one for deja vu
  Save for king
• A3R10 (hiero I think?) reroll for chariot and Cryptid
  Take the arcana to make a “perfect” diamond king
• A5R19 reroll once for brainstorm
• A6R22 reroll twice for baron
• A9R30 ecto in spectral pack, gets baron
• A10R33 reroll thrice for blueprint
• A11R35 reroll 4 times for mime (DNA available after two rerolls)

Big sad

[visual jetty]

I was on low battery and on mobile data would that matter at all

Wait lemme try again

Never mind no dice

[timid cedar]

potentially, do you have other miscellaneous effects like the crt filter on or reduced motion off?

[gritty flame]

Being rich is funny 🤣

[visual jetty]

no

[uneven edge]

what seed

[visual jetty]

Should I try that

Wait

Sorry yes

I have no reduced motion

[gritty flame]

1 min

[visual jetty]

No crt tho

[timid cedar]

Sorry, it is a tad confusing how I worded it

[gritty flame]

YEJSDLE7

[timid cedar]

Disable CRT and Enable Reduced Motion

that should help in general on mobile

[visual jetty]

bet I’ll try

[timid cedar]

doubt it can save the save

do you have the seed at all, I might be able to try and replicate it myself, probably not since there is a ton of variance

[visual jetty]

Never mind it didn’t work

[visual jetty]

PDNBQE98
Roffle’s naneinf seed

anyways bye I’ll return if you need me to

Just @ me or something

[timid cedar]

Unfortunately I can't guarantee I'll get to the crash, but I'll let you know

[inner tiger]

I hope someone removed that Rick guy

[weary sandal]

nah they just shut up

[random tendon]

this is one juicy seed

[latent hemlock]

Yeah

[latent hemlock]

We stopped caring about him so he stopped rage baiti

[weary sandal]

real

[inner tiger]

He wasn't. He should be banned this isn't a "is Balatro a good game" server" it's a "we like Balatro so let's talk about it" server. People who come in and rage bait should be instabanned imo

[latent hemlock]

Agreed

[random tendon]

holy brainstorms

[weary sandal]

did you just pull multiple invis joker or is it that voucher that allows repeat cards

[wanton steeple]

would work better if one was negative

[weary sandal]

four brainstorms and one chicot, best combo in the game

[random tendon]

hell yeah

[royal zenith]

Selling one of those is actually optimal lol
2^4=16, 3^3=27

[random tendon]

first shop - buffoon pack - brainstorm
2nd shop - spectral pack - ankh
3rd shop + free reroll - invisible joker

[weary sandal]

nice

[random tendon]

I don't plan on making this optimal until I see a better copy

[quiet harbor]

Oh shit

Time to pivot

[weary dock]

anyone familiair with the balatro score calulator? whats a handy way of checking which joker to sell for a new one thats in the shop?

[random tendon]

just change the jokers

[weary dock]

so just trying all the possible combinations 1 by one?

[random tendon]

if you're that dedicated

Not unless you know what's better or not

[half whale]

got two runs where I found a soul card and I died immediately after taking it in a row

[random tendon]

maybe the run itself didn't need it

speaking of soul cards..

IT'S TRIB

[proven orbit]

math is illegal 😞

breaking bank, a story about the balatro player rolling 38 times a round making math

[weary dock]

i am NOT calculating allat

[random tendon]

Balatro is fun for math nerds too

[uneven edge]

yeah that was crazy ngl

[random tendon]

Decent

[grand mural]

first gold

[random tendon]

Congratulations man

now do it until every deck is gold stickered

ey negative jimbo

[viscid quiver]

sup chat

[random tendon]

sup

[viscid quiver]

Best run so far

[random tendon]

Epic

Though it could've been better

[viscid quiver]

yeah i had one glass spade king with red seal but i didn't want to risk finding and copying i was scared that i would lose

[random tendon]

Makes sense

You should've fixed your deck much more then

[viscid quiver]

and i had a lot of bad cards so i had more chance of getting them instead of the mentioned king

[viscid quiver]

honestly i don't know if i was able to make it better

didn't had any economy

[random tendon]

Oof

[viscid quiver]

and what i had i spend it on tarots

[random tendon]

money is everything in endless

[viscid quiver]

to get more kings

[viscid quiver]

yes

[random tendon]

yeah

pretty good for a random run lol

[polar hill]

Jimbo be like:
"If you play me, I'll give you +4 mult"

[viscid quiver]

holy goodness

pretty neat

[random tendon]

I have Queen Glass cards

I need some retriggers tbh

[oblique isle]

I saw some guy mess up a balatro meme by using the family’s (or whatever the four of a kind rare joker is) effect when jimbo was on screen after some guy played a four of a kind
That’s like the fucking first joker in the game how do you mess that up

Pissed me off so much yesterday I went straight to bed

[viscid quiver]

btw guys any tips on getting high as hell? like i soaked so many hours on Balatro on my phone and i only managed to get E one time only

i feel like im still a beginner

or it's just bad luck

[random tendon]

Manage your money

[viscid quiver]

can't even do that irl 💀

[random tendon]

And don't be scared to make tough calls

[tame cedar]

Deck fixing and money are crucial to the endgame

[random tendon]

same

[viscid quiver]

😭😭

[tame cedar]

It’s ok, balatro money is easier than normal money

[viscid quiver]

can't stop buying new games and vbonks

[random tendon]

I literally took 3 ectoplasms in the face and I'm at most e19

[random tendon]

I understand you

[viscid quiver]

send HELP

[tame cedar]

Solution: only balatro

[viscid quiver]

ik

[viscid quiver]

might be it

Balatro be fixing any problems we have in life

[tame cedar]

It solves all your issues

[viscid quiver]

yeah

not all but most

for sure

[tame cedar]

Spending too much on games and vbonks?
Cant manage money?
Cant get Balatro high scores?

Solution? More Balatro