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snow dawn
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So i just found out a flush house is a thing

dusky oasis
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Got a mime round 1

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Now I just need baron

quiet girder
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Is this a w mouse pad

quick moat
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Little much

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But nice

quiet girder
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It was an assignment it had to be that many things

covert ridge
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guess my fav build lolll

quiet girder
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I put photo Chad in it

quick moat
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Perhaps

snow dawn
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idk if this is funny or unlucky

dusky oasis
lean turtle
glad oriole
limpid tree
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chat i might like flushes

covert ridge
limpid tree
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also this is funny to look at

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i've used the soul than times than i've used foil

graceful glade
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oops nvm blueprint did smth

covert ridge
limpid tree
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lmao

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yorick the goat but chicot just really happens to like you

covert ridge
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how tf am i supposed to win the fragile challenge

willow venture
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Drivers license joker

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X3 mult

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if 16 or more enhanced cards

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Glass joker also helps

livid basin
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i kinda feel the abandoned deck is bad

covert ridge
covert ridge
livid basin
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early game it feels terrible

willow venture
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+X0.75 Mult every time a glass card is destroyed

dusky oasis
willow venture
covert ridge
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guys

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i have an idea for the best combo in a deck

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driver's license and vampire

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best way to lose a run

full remnant
livid basin
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the early game is hard

full remnant
livid basin
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but ive got this right now

sly frigate
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polychrome fortune teller of all jonklers :(

full remnant
sly frigate
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im playing plasma deck

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plasma deck seems REALLY easy in the early antes

full remnant
full remnant
covert ridge
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idk which one tho

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maybe purple

sly frigate
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actually no i think its blue stake

full remnant
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Anything past black stake fries me every time I suck

sly frigate
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i hope i get swashbuckler

full remnant
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Oooooo

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Polychrome gift card is tragic though

covert ridge
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the ultimate gift card

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can be redeemed at any store

full remnant
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Steam Gift Card

sly frigate
full remnant
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Chicot whenever you need Trib or Yorick:

sly frigate
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fr

chrome vector
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/apply

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huh

meager plank
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I want a joker that when sold makes all your jokers negative but sets you $3,000 in debt

meager plank
sly frigate
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i love rerolling until i get rare tag small blind ante 1

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and get a really good jonkler

meager plank
sly frigate
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oh no buffoon pack had hanging chad

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my fate is sealed this run

haughty cedar
full remnant
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I’d make the catastrophic misplay of the century

sly frigate
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:(

meager plank
full remnant
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Sell it on a verdant leaf

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And then die

sly frigate
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holy crap

meager plank
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Ectoplasm your way to -6 hand size

sly frigate
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ante 2 shop

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arrowhead

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first boss was the goad

full remnant
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Oooooo

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This is your sign to play spades and never get any good deck fixing for spades

meager plank
full remnant
sly frigate
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i've won

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already

meager plank
sly frigate
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(almost)

full remnant
meager plank
full remnant
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Here are my jokers

dusky oasis
dusky oasis
livid basin
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just got blueprint

full remnant
sly frigate
dusky oasis
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Sick

meager plank
sly frigate
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thats why i said i've won

full remnant
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Poggers

livid basin
sly frigate
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the plant killed my family

meager plank
dusky oasis
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Ok bro

sly frigate
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ofc the run AFTER the polychrome gift card

full remnant
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I had a seed where there was a polychrome blueprint in the first pack 😔😔

meager plank
frank marsh
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Has anyone else here managed to C++ the game?

sly frigate
dusky oasis
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If you dont open the buffoon pack shop 1, we aren't gonna be friends

sly frigate
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doesn't c++ require beating jokerless gold stake

meager plank
sly frigate
full remnant
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I can’t even beat gold stake normally

sly frigate
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SECOND ARCANA PACK ALSO HAD WORLD

frank marsh
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Ok, so how do i put it

sly frigate
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the LUCK

warm mirage
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Apologies if already posted, but I think this was pretty funny.

livid basin
frank marsh
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Completionist ++ does require challenge decks yes, but those challenge decks are all fixed at white stake difficulty

sly frigate
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ohhhh

frank marsh
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What you asked was if jokerless gold stake was required, when it doesn't even technically exist

sly frigate
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i'm doomed

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ykw

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i'm NOT gonna take it

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flip you photochad

shadow heart
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You know architects cooked on building somewhere if when someone opens the window shit actually gets fresh

shadow heart
sly frigate
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glass blue seal 9 of spades

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from standard pack

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fire

livid basin
eager nacelle
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I'm thinking of writing a parody song of mad world with balatro lyrics

shadow heart
weary dock
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finally won my first gold stake, someone praise me

shadow heart
livid basin
shadow heart
sly frigate
shadow heart
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Now do joker less

shadow heart
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Mb

sly frigate
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oh my god my luck keeps getting better

weary dock
sly frigate
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wheel of fortune

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WORKED

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this is impossible

eager nacelle
sly frigate
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seltzer too

weary dock
sly frigate
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foil blue seal 10 of spades from pack

weary dock
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bro winning on gold stake gives me nothing? 😭

sly frigate
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it gives you gold stickers

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on 5 jokers

livid basin
eager nacelle
weary dock
sly frigate
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i've already won the game

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so im skipping blinds

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if i get a rare tag

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im gonna win

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bc i have 3 double tags

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ooh or negative tag

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😎

dusky oasis
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Half joker

sly frigate
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half joker

shadow heart
sly frigate
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i remember that one run i got two canios

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invis joker my beloved

livid basin
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early cloud nine on the zodiac deck

weary dock
sly frigate
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i'm on plasma deck

weary dock
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still lol

sly frigate
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fr

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anaglyph deck is my goat

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argh holo showman

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i mean

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i guess i could sell chad

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why thank you showman

livid basin
haughty cedar
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that fucking moon that i hate

dusky oasis
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I'm pissing on the moon

livid basin
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lets see what i get!

dusky oasis
livid basin
dusky oasis
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Holy shit

haughty cedar
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check out my slop

haughty cedar
sly frigate
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do i get an investment tag

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or wait for a negative or rare tag

haughty cedar
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neg

sly frigate
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ok

lean turtle
haughty cedar
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it cant be that bad

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right?

sly frigate
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do i sell showman for wrathful

lean turtle
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Idk wtfa nutraloaf is but go ahead lol

sly frigate
haughty cedar
sly frigate
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would getting wrathful

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and brainstorming it

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be stonks??

haughty cedar
sly frigate
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bc that would technically be

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3x arrowhead output

haughty cedar
sly frigate
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nah im selling seltzer

lean turtle
haughty cedar
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loaf of food waste

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but then, would it count as waste?

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since its not being wasted anymore

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and being refed

willow reef
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balatro has this very specific archetype of "former amazing card/strategy game player who quit/played way less just to play balatro"

sly frigate
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i play spade flushes

lean turtle
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Not sure where you will find all the ingredients for it around the house, maybe crumbs in the sofa or some such

willow reef
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because i know 4 people like that including myself

haughty cedar
livid basin
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me when i get a legendary joker and my brain just decides to leave

scarlet coral
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seltzer needs more love

livid basin
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PLEASE

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PLEASE

scarlet coral
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It’s so op

livid basin
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its perkeo

willow reef
haughty cedar
willow reef
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its just like

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perishavle sock pareidolia in one card

willow reef
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sounds true enough

haughty cedar
grim flicker
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best place to talk about handhelds/consoles?

haughty cedar
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idk bro

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ask chatgpt

grim flicker
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s'all goo-

nope

haughty cedar
haughty cedar
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not ONCE has the fucking wheel gave me anything

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are the odds actually 1/4?

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is it a troll?

full remnant
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It gave me a polychrome egg once

grim flicker
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ai slop eaters dont get wheel procs, obviously :3

full remnant
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But otherwise it’s always foil on my best joker I wanted to ecto

covert ridge
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im so winning on fragile this time loll

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got glass joker with blueprint

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got it late but the scaling is unreal

proven crane
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Pretty damn good first round

lean turtle
haughty cedar
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i mean, i am a slop eater though

haughty cedar
full remnant
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What the hell dude

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Like actually

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That looks like actual vomit

haughty cedar
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what

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rice pudding cant be that scary

full remnant
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IT LOOKS LIKE PUKE

haughty cedar
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wait no

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wrong onr

full remnant
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Also looks like puke /lh

haughty cedar
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my favorite font btw

chrome spoke
livid basin
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why does the game hates me?

haughty cedar
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it doesnt hate

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you just have bad rng

chrome spoke
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A9ENVLAQ

white rampart
chrome spoke
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Anaglph seed that let's you get 2 ante one burg jokers

nova trail
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guys im a beginner, does blueprint joker also copy for example the polychrome of the joker next to it?

haughty cedar
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burger jokers?

nova trail
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sad

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ty anyway

steel plinth
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are there any early fibonacci runs on youtube I want to learn how to play the joker

covert ridge
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and the big one

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i forgot its name

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its mainly two pairs and full houses

steel plinth
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big one? can you describe what it does

covert ridge
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the small one lol

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fibo and hack is the main combo

steel plinth
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ah i see

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I was mainly trying to play flush and straight

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makes sense ty

covert ridge
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lol if u wanna play around a joker look for the best way to abuse it

jovial basin
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Do I ditch showman for the chad here?

covert ridge
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yeah

steel plinth
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jesus

dusky oasis
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Ditch everything for jimbo

covert ridge
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u got max value out of showman lol

jovial basin
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The other brainstorm was from invis joker

proven crane
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This is huge

covert ridge
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ohhhh lol

haughty cedar
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facial cards

dusky oasis
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Plant incoming

covert ridge
jovial basin
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Zzzz

covert ridge
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also its insane with walkie talkie

proven crane
covert ridge
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try getting walkie talkie and playing full houses 10 and 4

jovial basin
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Chad is common and if I can't find another BP or brainstorm I'll prob take chad when it shows up again

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Shame this is a chill white stake run

jovial basin
covert ridge
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there are 25 rares other than bp

jovial basin
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Another brainstorm would be chill too

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Welp goodbye showman ig

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ANOTHER INVIS NAH

dusky oasis
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She show on my man until I double chad

proven crane
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Are we in business

jovial basin
stray yew
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Finally hit ante 12 and got over 100,000,000 chips in one hand with this run, o7

solar portal
glad oriole
solar portal
glad oriole
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how good is idol

solar portal
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bad

glad oriole
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atm

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ik how good idol is generally

solar portal
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oh i reset that run

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it was like somewhat useless but

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it's white stake i can affor to carry an useless joker or two for later

covert ridge
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how tf do i beat monolith

glad oriole
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o

covert ridge
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do i just ignore obelisk?

cedar glade
solar portal
willow reef
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checkered deck white stake is fun

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i can literally do anything

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and i can survivep

solar portal
willow reef
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let alone chwckered deck

solar portal
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2 judgements 2 rares 0 good jokers

willow reef
willow reef
cedar glade
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DNA
Blueprint
Brainstorm
Hit the Road
Wee Joker
Ancient Joker
Invisible joker
Vagabond
Baron
Obelisk
Baseball Card
Campfire
Duo
Trio
The Family
The Tribe
The Order
Stuntman
Drivers License
Burnt Joker

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only 20 rare jonklers

cedar glade
willow reef
solar portal
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they never show up 😡

cedar glade
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i almost never end up taking DNA outside of crazy deckfixing runs

willow reef
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duo is the only versatile rare jonkler besides the clones

willow reef
solar portal
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wee joker might be my fav rare

cedar glade
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ive yet to win a run with wee

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in 75 wins

willow reef
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really good rare jonklers (imo):

blueprint
brainstorm
invis
dna
wee
baron
duo
tribe (i play flushes a ton)
stuntman
license
ancient

cedar glade
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same with loyalty card and stuntment actually

willow reef
willow reef
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but stuntman

solar portal
cedar glade
willow reef
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just play plansa

solar portal
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and i think tribe is probs the worst hand rare joker

cedar glade
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the scaling is absolutely insane

willow reef
cedar glade
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almost no time to pivot to x mult

willow reef
raven moss
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loyalty card kinda smelly unless you have tons of hands imo

cedar glade
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plasma in general is annoying as shit

solar portal
willow reef
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loyalty card a bottom 5 joker

willow reef
cedar glade
glad oriole
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its strong when it works tho

willow reef
cedar glade
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ive had a run where i had like 3 families

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it scaled incredibly fast

willow reef
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(i cant mod)

cedar glade
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nevermind, it was Duos

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Duoes? Du-i?

glad oriole
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🤩

cedar glade
glad oriole
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real

solar portal
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straightest ghost deck build

cedar glade
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consistently the funniest deck to play on

willow reef
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rare jokers i pick up less than 20% of the time (NOT STRICTLY BAD, I JUST DONT USE THEM)

hit the road
ancient
vagabond
obelisk
baseball card
campfire
the trio
the family
the order
burnt

solar portal
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ancient is so unfun for me

glad oriole
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dude get on vagabond hes op as bell

solar portal
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like i get it early game and im just like

willow reef
glad oriole
willow reef
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but like

solar portal
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yayyyyyyy i win! time to start a new run

willow reef
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im not giving up a full econ for vagabond

glad oriole
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i love/hate free win jokers

cedar glade
glad oriole
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i like winning but i also like earning said win

willow reef
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and ive only had 1 vagabond that was in the first two antes

solar portal
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cuz i never take it on low stakes

dusky oasis
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What are the odds of a pack having a soul card

cedar glade
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you can also just. not draw your suited cards if you dont wild card enough

cedar glade
solar portal
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if im playing low stakes i usually just go for stuff like idol flush five and baro

willow reef
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but thats a bit more preventable by other means

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like lusty

dusky oasis
glad oriole
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white stake is so silly

solar portal
cedar glade
willow reef
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if im playing low stakes i just try to live til i see something funny

solar portal
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drawing the wrong cards is such a bad play

solar portal
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like why dont you just draw the good cards? is there a lore reason,

willow reef
glad oriole
willow reef
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high stakes are literally doing anything to survive

cedar glade
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there was this one time i took an acrobat and a Duo just to survive one round and then abandoned it to Ankh a trio

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its all around just stressful

willow reef
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this

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mosntrosity

cedar glade
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either you get a free win, die in ante 2-4, or you barely scrape by at the end with like 400,002 chips or something

willow reef
cedar glade
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or campfire just swoops in at the perfect time

solar portal
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it's so funny seeing really good gold stake runs that had to take an early game eternal joker not to die

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ante 16 doing idol shit with a clever joker just chilling

cedar glade
willow reef
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no this was like

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i got 5 justices in the last 2 antes

cedar glade
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if you score a million over the score limit you were going to win no matter what boss you hit 😭

willow reef
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and it was a glass card chad build

solar portal
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having a justice ready to go for when you need it feels like having a loaded handgun in your pocket

willow reef
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and drawing a red seal glass

solar portal
willow reef
cedar glade
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glass and steel is so overpowered yet the tarots just never come in time and its soooo annoying

willow reef
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fun fact

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i have a habit of taking mime and holding it for way too long

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or skipping mime altogether

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and every time i skip mime i get baron

solar portal
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i had a peak white stake run yesterday with red seal polychrome hackable glass cards and two hacks

cedar glade
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i actually won a run purely off of having two mimes and like. two pieces of steel in hand

solar portal
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omg chat im watching how i met your mother rn and this guy's doing a balatro cosplay 🤯

cedar glade
solar portal
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one of my favorite balatro cosplays

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and i've seen some good ones, i was learning about medieval times at school and damn balatro must've been popular cuz everybody was cosplaying as jimbo and barons. :o

cedar glade
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i wish balatro had a more anthropomorphic mascot design because half the time i see a balatro cosplayer and if they dont have a blueprint strapped to their front i just think theyre doing jevil deltarune or like pomni

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too many jesters in popular media nowadays

solar portal
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AAAAA IM TURNING INTO POMNI!!!

hoary kernel
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thank you riff raff very cool!

glad oriole
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whys it called yuri

hoary kernel
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never skip blank 💪

glad oriole
hoary kernel
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not always
this one maybe

dusky oasis
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Almost sold my x7 hologram

covert ridge
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i beat monolith

hoary kernel
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this seed is so good wtf

covert ridge
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5 more challenges

dusky oasis
hoary kernel
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not done with the run will send later

solar portal
glad oriole
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shit

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no more yaoi :(

dusky oasis
uneven edge
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does the cola tech work on mobile

solar portal
glad oriole
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idk

oak grotto
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Finally got Rule Breaker after roughly 50 attempts at Jokerless

hoary kernel
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i got the second triboulet using ankh in one of the spectral packs

oak grotto
hoary kernel
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i did pick up an eternal riff raff so iudk how the spawns wouldve aligned otherwise

covert ridge
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any joker recommendations for blast off?

peak sun
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Guys please help me i downloaded balatro but if I lose I'm starting from beginning why is that
And what's ante

covert ridge
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welcome to balatro

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ante is level

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when u lose u start over because the game is a rogue-like

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every ante hsa 3 rounds (blinds) small blind big blind and boss blind

peak sun
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No like i defeated 3 boss but I lost to the fourth one and I'm starting from 1st again'

covert ridge
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yes

hoary kernel
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this guy's so pretty

peak sun
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So why is it so

hoary kernel
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too bad i cant get him

covert ridge
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because the game's genre is rogue-like aka if u lose u restart everything

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an entire run takes like 20 mins if u just want to win

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resatarting isnt that bad

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when u get used to the game u wont lose much

peak sun
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So for example if i reached Boss no 50 and lose to him i have to restart again

covert ridge
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there are 8 bosses

peak sun
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So like game is only 20 mins

covert ridge
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different decks and challenges and 150 jokers to unlock and try out

peak sun
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Like what can you explain more

covert ridge
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ill take some pics wait

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for example this deck

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has only hearts and spades

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and u can see "white stake" in the bottom

peak sun
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But the game will be same na like if it takes 10k chips to drfeat final boss then it would be easy

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Yes

covert ridge
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every time u win u unlock a different stake which adds an extra challenge

peak sun
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All other things are unlocked for me

covert ridge
peak sun
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Aa ok

hoary kernel
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along with the additional challenges placed on each stake

covert ridge
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and try to get as high of a score as u can thats the fun part abt balatro

peak sun
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And the boosters they are useless they don't add anything

covert ridge
covert ridge
hoary kernel
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like the "Vouchers" (bottom left)
the Tarot cards (Arcana packs)
or something else

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should i pivot to idol (selling photograph)

peak sun
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No like one booster said you will get +1 card number but so i bought it but how to use

hoary kernel
covert ridge
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imo thin out ur deck more then try to get idol

hoary kernel
hoary kernel
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it can sort of help and its a nice QoL but certaintly not required

covert ridge
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ohh

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i love paint brush lol

fierce plover
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fuck the tooth

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ignore my video

peak sun
hoary kernel
peak sun
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But will the game add more bosses?

covert ridge
covert ridge
hoary kernel
peak sun
fierce plover
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ok

hoary kernel
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credit card in the judgement

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something something

covert ridge
hoary kernel
fierce plover
peak sun
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How to use blasters like they say they will enhance my cards

covert ridge
hoary kernel
peak sun
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And yes if I lose 1 time do I lose all my jokers

hoary kernel
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these can increase the score they give usually, or theyll do something else based on the edition

hoary kernel
peak sun
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So what's the use of those jokers then

hoary kernel
solar portal
hoary kernel
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if you can fufill their conditions

solar portal
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if u die without it

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also wow that is a crazy gold stake black deck run well done

peak sun
hoary kernel
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and then you start again

peak sun
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I think if I lose the joker that i bought should be there

quiet girder
hoary kernel
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like completely over

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losing is part of the game dw

solar portal
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it's a rogueike game it would kinda ruin the point if you kept jokers

peak sun
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So like how th hell will i earn 30 mil chips in just 4 hands

hoary kernel
hoary kernel
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you jus thave to get 100k to beat the game

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people just go for the highest score they can

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for fun

peak sun
hoary kernel
peak sun
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Ok

hoary kernel
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there are some good combinations you can do

peak sun
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Just 4 hands

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Maybe 5

hoary kernel
peak sun
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If I get that joker card

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Will the devs add more Bosses?

hoary kernel
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if you get good at the game it gets easy lol

peak sun
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What's this

hoary kernel
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one of my greatest runs

hoary kernel
peak sun
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How you have so many jokers you can use Only 5 at a time

hoary kernel
solar portal
peak sun
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Dang I think there is too much to do

hoary kernel
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if you really want to know
jokers can spawn as a "Negative" edition
this means they wont take up a slot

hoary kernel
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you can start slow dw

peak sun
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And is that a booster or tatot

hoary kernel
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and you can always come back here for help

solar portal
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also there's a voucher that gives you an extra joker slot

jovial basin
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Do I commit to the chad?

full remnant
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Black deck is ez

hoary kernel
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just play the game and try it yourself

peak sun
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You get just 1 voucher per voss

hoary kernel
#

and send screenshots/talk here

young hare
#

Omg I just beat gold stake

hoary kernel
#

and we'll try to help

hoary kernel
solar portal
young hare
#

Yaaaaaaaay

hoary kernel
young hare
#

Time to do it on all decks ):

hoary kernel
#

okay no, my build isnt focused around this

solar portal
hoary kernel
#

i do have a couple red seal steel kings

jovial basin
hoary kernel
#

but like not nearly enough to justify this

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alas

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i could sell dna for it

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but i think i need dna more as of now

jovial basin
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Photograph*

hoary kernel
strange anvil
#

and a blue print

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🙏

jovial basin
strange anvil
#

would’ve been so cool tho

hoary kernel
#

i have to take it

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it was meant for me

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oh wait i can copy perkeo

chrome spoke
#

Holy SHIT

hoary kernel
#

yeah 100% taking this

chrome spoke
#

Alyways take the coupon tag bro

dusky oasis
#

Does console balatro have a way to restart a run without pausing

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Like how pc can hold r

hoary kernel
#

directors cut just saved my ass

inner tiger
#

I'm about to buy a Lenovo legion go just so I can finally start playing Balatro mods hahah

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I've been inactive for a week. Any news from LT?

full granite
#

Gotta say Baseball card might be one of my fav jokers

hoary kernel
#

should i take it

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eh why not

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might find another idol

uneven edge
hoary kernel
#

haha nice

uneven edge
#

id say it’s not worth

hoary kernel
#

another x2 mult for my hand

full granite
#

That’s v nice

rugged plaza
#

Decent for first day of ps plus release

jovial basin
#

Big hologram

hoary kernel
#

welp ggs that was fun

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P1YZIDRJ

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what a way to end my black deck gold stake attempt

full granite
#

We got multipliers a plenty lol

safe merlin
#

Red card gold stake baby!!!

elder hemlock
#

should i stop playing?

lean spear
#

Do I take the ticket?

jovial parrot
dusky oasis
#

I fucking hate black deck

full granite
#

+1 joker is not worth -1 hand

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It’s fine when it gets rolling but so does every deck

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And black deck struggles hard early game

haughty cedar
plush shard
#

I think this is the highest I’ve gotten lucky cat naturally

haughty cedar
#

i never went higher than ante 11

vague ruin
#

Does anyone know what mod removes the "hold R for quick restart" green screen wipe animation? It doesn't appear to be Saturn...

dusky oasis
#

I'm taking a break from trying to beat black deck before I go insane

jade mountain
#

Does anyone now how to use the /apply command?

inner tiger
#

Was going to ask the same thing. Maybe he already got like 10000 applications

jade mountain
#

9 hours is not a long time and only 6 people in the server has even asked about the command if you just search apply

west spear
#

The game

dusky oasis
#

Does console balatro have a way to restart runs without pausing

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Like holding r on pc

wise plaza
#

Why do you need to restart so often? Looking for ante 1 skip tags?

dusky oasis
#

Just curious

gilded prairie
#

We did it 🙂

sudden kettle
#

do i take it chat

sudden kettle
void walrus
#

hiiii

prime jay
sudden kettle
#

i did take it

prime jay
#

i think its a bad deal

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permanent card that gives you basically no mult

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and has a tiny chance to give you money every so often

opaque shard
sudden kettle
#

so i accidentally played a 3 card in psychic and lost the run

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nice

gilded prairie
#

Matador just makes you feel like the bull that charges him most runs

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Like a fool

sudden kettle
#

i hate this game

lean spear
#

Do I take invis?

prime jay
#

you gotta add then kill face cards now

sudden kettle
hollow hamlet
#

/apply

long burrow
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/apply

limpid sparrow
#

We need Aeon

long burrow
#

Ah

forest epoch
#

I just started this game and the misprint joker card is carrying me so hard bro I just got 7.8k from my 2nd hand

stiff hull
#

Been grinding jokerless for a week now. This feels absolutely terrible. Farthest I ever got was ante 4

full granite
#

Doubling money is a good idea

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👍

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Literally twice the money

meager plank
brisk steeple
#

What shall I do

full granite
brisk steeple
full granite
#

🤷‍♂️

meager plank
meager plank
slim junco
#

@sudden kettle Canio in Ancient Deck? XD LOL R.I.P.

full granite
grizzled compass
#

chat are there keyboard controls

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im on laptop in bed

brisk steeple
# brisk steeple

Bought the blueprint opened the spectral for an immolate that hit mostly spades

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Then got paintbrush

meager plank
grizzled compass
#

they didn't work

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so

meager plank
dusky oasis
#

If black deck has 1 million haters, im one of them
If black deck has 1000 haters, I'm one of them
If black deck has 1 hater, it's me
If black deck has 0 haters, it's because I am dead

inner tiger
honest thorn
#

So what are the best hands in abandoned decks to go for in black stake? Straights and full houses?

inner tiger
honest thorn
#

Ok thx

inner tiger
#

Don't worry about full houses, just Saturn up. Hope you get telescope. Remove bottom cards

honest thorn
inner tiger
#

No lol

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Well

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Keep em for steel and gold cards

honest thorn
#

Ok gotcha

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I hear runner is SUPER good to get for straights early

inner tiger
#

Removing cards honestly doesn't need to be your top priority

honest thorn
#

Ok

inner tiger
#

Yeah he's the goat

honest thorn
inner tiger
#

Yeah mean abandoned deck is one of the easier decks bc it's unreal g condensed. Saturn scales by +3 mult. So that's typically the best course of action

#

I think it was my second good stake

honest thorn
#

I get you

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Nice

waxen trail
#

The goal is always high card or pairs

honest thorn
#

I really just want to grind a deck far enough to where I can get erratic

scarlet coral
#

Holy shiddle I got to 450k chips on ante 3 im so lucky

inner tiger
dusky oasis
#

What is your strats for beating black deck

inner tiger
#

Get jokers as fast as possible

zinc prism
scarlet coral
#

I'm about to assault this boss

lofty quiver
#

?

zinc prism
scarlet coral
zinc prism
#

Adds to the adrenaline 🙏

#

Wait is that the optimal photochad (+ blueprint brainstorm) setup? I've been copying Chad

stiff hull
turbid ermine
#

i was playing abandoned deck and got confused why i wasnt pulling any face cards

ionic osprey
young bolt
#

"oho! hello everybody!" ahh new pfp

drowsy ermine
#

what do i take 🗣️

real sparrow
#

Anything besides invis is bait

meager plank
meager heron
#

help my face turned into the sun

meager plank
meager plank
drowsy ermine
#

why would I want double midas

finite river
drowsy ermine
#

its too late icl

meager plank
drowsy ermine
#

current state

drowsy ermine
meager plank
drowsy ermine
#

do i sell ghost mask and then buy tribe

meager plank
#

$12

drowsy ermine
#

this might be the move

drowsy ermine
meager plank
#

Rng=bad

drowsy ermine
#

yeah this is the current state

meager plank
#

That’s awesome

weary sandal
#

you believed the double gold cards thing?

drowsy ermine
#

but how to move forward is the question

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Oh i literally just got ghost card

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or whatever

meager plank
weary sandal
#

having 2 midas's is pointless lmAO

#

actually baited

drowsy ermine
#

we can make it work

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it sounded like it had a bit of truth to it tbf

last bridge
#

is the blue deck hard to get

weary sandal
#

the only kind of double gold is gold card with gold seal

last bridge
#

jack black was asked in a interview abt it and he said he was trying to get it still

meager plank
#

The one time someone told me double splash made every card score twice 💔💔

drowsy ermine
#

I literally never use gold cards so im kinda just

finite river
#

Luckiest game of all time wth

drowsy ermine
#

yh

meager plank
drowsy ermine
#

youre fine haha

meager plank
#

I did not think you would actually believe that

weary sandal
#

i was tempted to speak up but then i was like "nah nobodies falling for this"

meager plank
drowsy ermine
#

you overestimated my game knowledge

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the amount of synergies in this game

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i didnt really think about it

meager plank
#

@weary sandal

weary sandal
#

fire

meager plank
drowsy ermine
#

aighty bros just as lost as me

meager plank
drowsy ermine
#

W ahh start

meager plank
weary sandal
#

i remember getting invis joker and copying ante 5-6 Lust (modded card) so i was getting a combined +800 mult or some shit

drowsy ermine
#

you betrayed my trust

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you could tell me the sky is blue and i wouldnt trust you

meager plank
drowsy ermine
meager plank
quick moat
lofty quiver
quick moat
meager plank
meager plank
dull valve
#

shit's going down now

lofty quiver
meager plank
dull valve
#

perkeo observatory

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dont mind if i

lofty quiver
#

🤫🧏🏻‍♀️

lapis apex
#

im dead man

#

eternal egg

dull valve
#

swashbuckler:

lapis apex
#

😭

meager plank
dull valve
#

hes common

lapis apex
#

i just think the eternal egg's funny asf

dull valve
#

not that hard to find

lofty quiver
young bolt
hard herald
#

what does erosion do? im confused by what its telling me

frank sinew
#

you gain mult every time you destroy a card

meager plank
#

When do we get microtransations and +3 hands for $1.99

frank sinew
#

doesn’t count for death or strength the number on the deck has to go lower

meager plank
# young bolt

I was gonna say I just saw this a couple minutes ago and it was because I just saw you post it a couple minutes ago

frank sinew
#

it’s very good with something like trading card or sixth sense

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it also stays at +0 with base abandoned because you’re given 40 cards to start with fyi

meager plank
frank sinew
#

idk

meager plank
#

You can’t tuna fish

frank sinew
#

boo

meager plank
#

🍅

frank sinew
meager plank
#

I want a missingno joker

#

Does nothing

waxen trail
meager plank
#

Blank joker that unlocks ability to get antimatter joker but the joker does nothing it’s just negative

#

If you use it in 10 runs you get an achievement with no name

waxen trail
#

Hey obelisk hater

meager plank
#

Hi

waxen trail
#

I love your name

meager plank
#

Thanks yous

waxen trail
#

Yw

opaque shard
#

Playing obelisk is easy

meager plank
cyan summit
#

hello chat

meager plank
cyan summit
#

no

meager plank
#

I fw u

urban marsh
#

hey obelisk hater

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i think youre goated

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just for the name

glad oriole
#

obelisk is good

waxen trail
#

Nah

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Even madness is better

urban marsh
#

madness is very good

waxen trail
#

Ik

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But high score wise? Meeeehhhh

urban marsh
#

after eternal stake its goated

waxen trail
#

Eternal dagger x eternal madness

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= happy happy fun time

balmy wren
#

Hey all i got a question for some endless players

waxen trail
#

Two apes?

balmy wren
#

My ape has a identity crisis he calls himself a king cheetah gros_michel

waxen trail
civic wagon
#

when’s the new update

balmy wren
waxen trail
#

When we get fool wheel_of_fortune nope

civic wagon
#

lol i came from reddit thinking there would be some insider info here

#

looking forward to it

waxen trail
#

Nope, just more egg

balmy wren
#

Locathunk himself said the update will be here when its ready

civic wagon
#

what a guy ( i love this man)

balmy wren
#

@waxen trail you a good endless player? Need some help

glad oriole
waxen trail
#

Nope

#

Sik em ape

glad oriole
raven moss
#

What's the highest madness could get to

waxen trail
#

Depends on how rich you are

glad oriole
raven moss
meager plank
glad oriole
#

assuming you could somehow keep it in an ante 39 build

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wait actually

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40.5

raven moss
#

Ohk

glad oriole
raven moss
#

Still good

dusky oasis
#

The plant almost killed me

meager plank
dusky oasis
#

300 chips away from death

balmy wren
# glad oriole what do you need help with

Well so far i have no problems with winning on any stake almost any deck (black deck can go nope himself) but im always going death from ante 10 to 11 the scale is madd (for me) going from 1.1 mill to 7.2 mill i always die on ante 11 small blind got any tips getting past it?

glad oriole
#

well

waxen trail
#

🙂 +🪴 =?

glad oriole
#

endless does scale very fast

glad oriole
#

so you need a strong build

glad oriole
urban marsh
#

look at my ape face

waxen trail
#

That is an ape face

urban marsh
#

do you think im trying to be useful in this conversation?

glad oriole
#

although ig if only ante 12 is your goal its not that bad

waxen trail
#

No racism

glad oriole
#

mainly just try to stack as much xmult as you can

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glass cards steels jokers

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if you wanna get really far look out for baron and mime

balmy wren
glad oriole
#

and lots of money

waxen trail
#

Ah yes the classic naneif

urban marsh
glad oriole
#

i mean baron mjme isnt the only endless strategy but its the most consistent

urban marsh
#

oh yeah i have an really useful tip

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be very patient

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very

dusky oasis
#

What do i sell

urban marsh
#

seriously?

balmy wren
#

Is that good or no?^

urban marsh
glad oriole
dusky oasis
#

Black

glad oriole
#

but it usually doesnt pass ante 11

urban marsh
#

no i mean show the cards

dusky oasis
#

Just default with a few numbers deleted

velvet tinsel
urban marsh
left schooner
velvet tinsel
balmy wren
#

So many banana lovers 😭 gros_michel

dusky oasis
#

I sold burnt

velvet tinsel
dusky oasis
#

Where should I put brainstorm and bp for maximum score

velvet tinsel
left schooner
#

i agree, but im cleaner

balmy wren
velvet tinsel
balmy wren
velvet tinsel
left schooner
#

:(

placid hare