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Bring on the Muhneeee
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/V7WCWycVM3 not my post before i talk abt this
wtf...
but this would be cool with the inverse, dyspraxia
all number cards count as each other
also feel like it would make fib/ hack more obtainable because i hate trying to make those cards work because there’s not a lot of incentive to not kill low number cards otherwise
for anyone unfamiliar dyspraxia is a learning disability that affects your ability to read / comprehend numbers and do math so i think it would be even funnier in a game like this
i probably have a mild form of it lol
-# I miss chill chat, I talked about my cat once and then got banished😔
It's now the thunk tank
i accidentally started a convo about weed in there for. at least 10 minutes
- 420 aura
so poggers bro
jimbo seems like the kind of guy to smoke fake cookies delta 8 carts
if you don’t know what those are congrats on having healthy lungs and never getting popcorn lung lmfao
naneinf runners started crying tears of joy looking at this
Huh?
not mine
but so did i
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1kew1o3/rib_stich_a_card_to_show_my_love_for_playing/
i hate blue stake...
lmao this fool deck is hilarious, you can mull your entire deck down on round 1 and get legendaries like this
it’s funny that you can end your game that deck by just using all your cards
this hexes me
also it can give you an exotic joker too
is there any secrets with being able to drag around things?
What's the seed?
You can pick up a joker hold it before the amber acorn boss blind and it wont get shuffled
cool
other than that idk
no its just a fun easter egg
sorry I didn't save the seed 😦
:c
Can someone help me?! my game crashes all the time.
i used to play elden ring and i just had to shut down my pc every once in a while for it to be fine
try turning it on and off again
I tried it but it doesn't work
Thanks anyway
maybe ai can troubleshoot for you if you tell it the make n model and all those details, i am also not a computer nerd sadly
I dislike Obelisk
I hate confusing jokers
Obelisk my goat
Checking hands is a lil annoying but it’s a fantastic idea imo

I feel like it goes against the whole idea of building for one specific hand, which is something you do a lot of the time
Yes
It’s good for high stakes not endless
Consider this: Either you already built enough into that hand to immediately make any upgrade useless for the matter of winning
Or you don't, and would like to see a better than hologram scaling, free Xmulter that can grow almost a whole X1 per round, in just the low price of not playing another dang flush or pair
Especially considering how unlikely it is that you somehow have enough planets to make an easy X5 irrelevant
Can someone please help me? I got Balatro and 10 minutes later it crashes all the time. !?
What, you've got 25 levels on flush just sitting around? Pfft
Theres always a far far easier hand that will massively outscale with most jokers
Someone has to be able to help me
Only joker that punishes you for leaving that sort of playstyle is supernova and maybe family if you by some miracle have too many 4oak
If your phone is relatively old it might just be that it can't load the game properly
try verifying the files on steam
It is an annoying card, but I can’t help but take it when I see, especially on later Antes where I’ve already played a million two pairs
just had a run earlier where obby carried pretty good

just charge it with high card spam and you only need to spread the rest of your hands across like 3 or so hand types
i was neutral on the question of obelisk before today. now i am a believer
I had a question about the rule about sharing exploits? What exactly is an exploit in a single player game?
idk how it's exactly defined but rest assured discussing glitches of the game is allowed
I hate obelisk so much
pointless joker
and it makes me mad
and I don’t like it and it makes me mad
Yo guys which game is better
Name one joker to be buffed besides: loyalty and joker
Balatro is in your heart
I already bought balatro tho
Already bought
Ye Ik
Can I create two balatro in steam, one for modded one for non modded?
You don’t need more games, keep playing that baron mime combo
Which game wit $55
1
2
Pretty sure you can just use one save on it, it gets rid of achievements though
Ohok
hello

I lost my naneinf record leaving the game at ante 39 😔
Finally beat the golden needle challenge
Can you Mr. Bones a nan req?
No
GG.
25% of not of not a number doesn’t exist which is why it’s impossible btw !
Since nan doesn’t count as a number it can’t be 25% of the blind beaten for Mr. Bones to trigger
lol exactly
Too slow 
Damn
i am balatro.
John Balatro

😫
Screw the plant
Everytime I see the plant I just get reminded of this video
Perkeo particle accelerator- ON ANTE 1?!
naneinf on ante 1
Every time I see the plant I turn to AM
No Reward
hello
flash card angle frfr

yeah a to you too
do you guys think ken carson would like balatro?
who doesn't like balatro
Rock hard deck 0-0
i just realised why credit card is priced as $1, its easy and cheap to get one irl, but u can easily drown urself in debt losing out on interest
The thought and effort thunk has put into making all the jokers have good puns and small meanings is insane
i wouldn't think that credit card is that deep, but a bunch of other things sure are
i'm on purple stake :( and i have lot more hours :(
just go for high score stuff instead
nah orange stake and above is cancer
that's i do
there's only one stake above orange
purple also sucks
i like thinking
purple is just blinds scale even faster
along with everything else
-1 discard (for now apparently) and bunch of stuff
ohh yeah
bro what is this hand 😭😭😭
i mean that's almost a straight
i wanna beat gold stake before the buff so i can actually say it was harder
get outplayed bozo
?
it will get easier, so current gold stake will be harder
ok this one is better
Omg.... I'm set for life!!!
Loving the Q&A LocalThunk's been doing!
I do wonder what their stance is on homebrew ports for older consoles and systems (like the C64, for example). I know that the publisher Playstack aren't a fan of them, but if one were to make it so they'd have to legally own the game to compile them, I wonder what Local themsleves would think.
My Balatro needs have gotten so high that if my computer ever decides to randomly die, I'd have at least a backup way to get my Balatro fix LMAO
Also thinking about playing Balatro on a CRT at night would just create immaculate vibes
Purple and blue are the hardest difficulty ramp ups imo
should i take it?
All your cards are face cards
Yep. I'd sell a smiley face and take it
Truly unfortunate 😔
The plant:
the balatro players are too busy grinding
They're too busy gambling
sorry
Nah dw
hella stoned rn
Bro is the meaning of stone
biblically accurate balatro
comic sanaltro
How did I even achieve this
absolutely stoned
it lasted until ante 11
Always take an early arcana tag
i would've taken the fool and magician but you do you ig 😒
did gifs get blocked
Yes they did.
i just need perkeo bruh
ive had like 8 soul cards in like 50 hrs of gameplay
do i directors cut here
Fortnite x balatro when
my balatro keeps crashing because im trying to give myself 50 loyalty cards
maybe it's fucking with the joker limit
the joker limit is 200
have you tried giving yourself negative cards
because patience is key
every 3 months you have to listen to some sort of new psychedelic folk album
it's just something that everyone's gotta do
balatro irl when
pve > single player > pvp
who agree?
What
Did Gros Michel get an art rework or something?
I remember it being yellow
😭
it rotted 💔
And here we have Cloud Nine Fresh out of the Wizard of Oz movie lol
here I remixed ur screenshot
Lol
GR31KE4Y - Perkeo in first arcana skip, death in first shop, ante 2 Yorick, idol, blood stone, Barron is ante 8 pack, blueprint maybe ante 5, could easily beat my last minute fail
Words cannot express how much I hate the Needle.
Plant worse
Yeah, I present to you the sequel, Don't Discard.
Which one is the plant? I may not have it unlocked yet.
debuffs all face cards
Aah, I see. I know it.
Eeh, I agree Needle is overall worse.
I was playing with the Flush Simulator™ deck, which gives you 26 ♠️ and 26 ♥️ instead of four groups of 13.
Constantly flushing with 10 and below would have been enough to beat the Plant with that deck, at least.
so for the extra credit mod, am i not able to download it?
i might be dumb but i cant seem to download it
click the code button
Wily Joker fresh out of the 1940s Mickey Mouse silent films(or whatever year they were) lol
I played dst for 2 days and somehow managed to get 27h on those 2 days
Loved it but I'm too bad for it
i have like 1000 hours on dont starve together
Guys what is the name of that website where you can insert cards and jokers and calculate score
Please help
Nvm found it
I had my personal best run defeated by the plant yesterday so I’m mad salty
(Guys, I don't really know Don't Starve, I just made the joke because I thought it sounded similar to "Don't Discard" 😅
)
all face cards are debuffed
evil fucked up gros michel
just a glimpse into john balatro's twisted mind
a full gaze wuld be enough to drive anybody insane
don't get mods from nexus lmao
Get a Luchador next time 
I didn’t come across one the entire run :/
Whatever. At least I beat ante 8
just browse #1209506514763522108
Nope!
one of the most fun games in existence
buy it
Duality of man
Iirc it was trib, sock, photo and Chad
Goon squad
yeah
freedom deck
It’s AmeriKKKKKa
Crime 
I already posted this but I love roffle lite
Perfect adhd sleep material
What's Freedom if you can't just do that
Trvth nvke
oh im sorry i thought this was AMERICA
Amerikkkkka
from the video
you can take the cards from the options menu and pull that to your hand
i think it's overpowered yeah
Everyone,
react this person
NOOOOO!!!
Why am I always getting canio when using the Soul is so annoying
amerika ya
i never get canio idk where he went :/
canio and trib decided to leave :/ jimbo got promoted and poor yorick is working two jobs at once
Alas, poor Yorick
i knew him well
😔
oh and chicot is trying otu a new look cuz he wants attention or something idk ignore him
need canio imprisoned
💀🕺
seed money
he is just there
i tried calculating on how to get naneinf without perkeo or baronmine and this is what I came up with
assuming all jokers are negative
is there a better way without using hand size like at all
just getting naneinf from a played hand
Would perkeo + ankh + the guy who skips bosses when sold let you get past ante 39
Yea
Do you hate me God?
good luck getting that many Blueprints
well he doesnt skip them he just disables their ability
25% of nan is still nan
I thought chicot did that
there's no way to skip bosses
ofc
What is the best place to contact playstack for adding mobile compatibility? The game works without problem if I install the APK on my Retroid pocket 3+, but it doesn't allow me to buy the game through the playstore 😦
if you're talking about mr bones
No, I never said anything about Mr bones
there's no joker that skips bosses
im concerned about gettiung 17 jokers
i mean i can have 6 joker slots with antimatter
this is plasma deck btw
but then the other 11
if we assume we get both hand size vouchers
i can only use ecto what 3 times>
thats 9
and then the rest
dantg
Guys I absolutely hate this game
Wtf is this man
This is the legendary joker I get from tarot ?
A fucking triboulet on an abandoned deck with no face cards

the only good use for rental
im going to fucking jump i am so mad
literally everything was perfect BLUEPRINT ON PERKEO JUPITER WITH FUCKING OBSERVATORY
ante 10 and you havent suit fixed with flushes...
BUTTTT OHHHHH LETS JUST NOT GIVE EM A FUCKINH FACE CARD
HOW COULD I DECIDE????
decide what
which suit
uh hey 'sup
ig whichever one had most enhancements?
just pick one. if you've seen a boss for a suit already, go for that suit
i mean its kinda late for that
run won
you should've done that like 6 antes ago
i got a blueprint in the buffoon pack
Just got this ankh and rolled for a bloodstone my deck is small with red seal kings should i risk it for the double perkeo
no
88H353K4 is that seed. perhaps go nuts if you wish
bloodstone is inconsistent without oops
No
bloodstone is quite weak on its own
yeah
Bloodstone needs Oops all 6s
and even then it falls off without good scaling or jokers to back it
Do I pivot? 
no keep it straight
Surely this is a joke, right? Right?
idk man
baron's never let me down
me and him go way back
anyone stack bloodstone with a seeded egg combo? tried it w et joker and it wasnt great
what the fuck do you want me to do?
because im playing biblically accurate balatro
Ohh come on plz someone say its okey to do it plz let me have thos ragghhhh its natural negative
I could get it without risk and pivot from photochad to oopsstone if found but then theirs no double perk
Actually crazy work from john seriously natural negitive bloodstone
playing balatro old testament edition 💀
this screenshot makes me extremely uncomfortable. and yes it’s the comic sans
Yes
give up
I sold negative invisible and now my joker slot is 6/5
istg the second I get a legendary I lose the very next round
damn fr?
Accept that the game hates you
god bless misprint
Hope it wasnt for that sockn Buskin
When you sell a negitive invisable joker you cant get negitives anymore right? Until a joker is sold again?
Oh dear
i will never buy that fucking joker again
Yeah, true, i think it was a bug
Actually pretty good for a straight deck
I'm a coward 
Baron requires very specific decks to work I feel
why would it not be ok
lol
just buy it
do I Take Baron?

do y’all know if certain tags can’t appear ante 1
PAREIDOLIA SPOTTED
I APPROVE
I APPROVE
I APPROVE

SEAL OF APPROVAL
hi
what about my font xd
Negative jokers, the three planet levels, mega planet card pack, and mega standard packs, might be forgetting something
Why does it look like you used inspect element
what does that even mean
how did i edit the image
The font is weird
yeah that was the entire point of sending that image
I didn't ask he did
i did not say you edited the image
"It looks like you edited it"
i got sent to hell for playing with comic sans
-1/9999
I just lost to the final boss, how could I possibly score this much when I only had 3 hands? The whole -1 ante is such a scan 😭
(Although I probably wouldn't have won witb one extra hand either, what a large bloody blind)
This is a pretty easy way to win the win in 12 rounds challenge tbh
I got a joker idea but I'm not sure what to call it
What would you call a joker that copies a random scaling joker but without any of its scaling added
Wha
copycat?
Like if you had a hologram at X3 it would copy it but would still be X1
Sounds not so useful
It could be good in like early game or something
How???
OH I FORGOT TO SAY WHEN SOLD
If no copy scaling = always mult ×1
What???
It makes a copy like invis joker
When visible joker
But without of any of the scaling that was present on the joker it's copying
Does that make sense
Why take it over invisible
so basically just invis but worse?
Yes precisely
just cheaper and more common?
Yeah
Not the worst idea but super niche
It either doesn't copy regular jokers and is super niche, or does copy non-scalers and is just worse Invis
I feel like it allowing them to scale twice would be cooler
I’m assuming it doesn’t copy non scalers
I.E. "whenever Joker to the right gains mult, chip, $ or Xmult, it gains 2X the amount"
Oh yeah that'd be cool
It could be called like. "investor" or something
maybe it could make a temporary negative copy of a random joker instead idk
Its not the same thing for Xmult, but it'd be way more consistent in use case
bruh
if it's gonna be cheaper and more common than invis
and this is why u never take poly/rare tags folks
Investor Joker
Rare
Whenever joker to the right gains mult, chip, $ or Xmult, gains 2X the amount
no way
dude
You wanna know what ive been watching lately 🥀
It’s so joever
Guys can you believe it
Had an idea like that:
Clown Car, Rare
"Jokers may be bought regardless of Joker Slots. All bought Jokers gain Negative, Rental and Perishable
That sounds kinda cool
Thats an unhinged but amazingly beautiful idea
Would you rather have infinite econ but no Joker, or unlimited Joker but no Joker
Unlimited Econ, because with that theres more possibilities for upgrading aside from just jokers, like planet/tarot/spectral cards and packs.
I might be dumb but thats my thoughts.
y’all sleepin on crafty joker
crafty joker naneinf
she crafty me till i joker
for the burglar serpent method does anyone know how many blueprints and brainstorms you need to naneinf?
also how big does your deck need to be
i already have the second boss reroll voucher
really low balling it: you need antimatter + 1 ecto, so 7 total jokers, consist of: 4 blueprint, 1 mime, 1 baron, 1 burglar. You need like 43(or 44?) red seal steel kings in hand, which mean you'll need around 75 total kings in your deck
thank you king
or queen
or jimbo
yeah it is great, extra copy of kings, and can work as temporary hand size for more scoring
after i guess i should pick up showman to find another blueprint/brainstorm
and once i find ecto
find the burglar
you really need the extra scoring too, if you want to naneinf with serpent, you really want to do it after ante 24, because you'll win with serpent (pre ante 24) before you have enough kings for naneinf, so you really need to find a way to beat ante 24 (basically beat e78 without serpent)
call me attack helicopter if you want, i have no problem with this 
found dna attack helicopter-san
genuinely dont know how some people get over 1000 gold
most I ever had was around 500
this was with mail in rebate
copy it 4 times
hoooly shit
SPACE YURI
but the issue Id have is getting the 2 blueprints and brainstorm
what's egg and swashbuckler
big sad, too bad bp isn't eternal
anyone know why I cant use my ectoplasm? the only joker I have is a polychrome constellation is that the problem?
Yeah a joker can only have one edition
k
man and his beloved pet egg
yep, because it's polychrome
that's cute actually
how to get value off vagabond
it should give u +1 hand
vagabonds really strong with gift card and egg
if you max it out
really now
vagabond can give you 50 bucks
through temparance
no you just play as many hands as you can hoping one of the tarot cards it gives you is temperance
hold on to any fool cards you find
because then you can double ur temperances
and then get 100 bucks
spend it all in the next shop to stay under 4 dollars
and repeat
vagabonds hard to play around but it can be really strong
if you find a fortune teller its gg
late game its hard not crazy hard
getting to late game in the first place is hard tho
Gold stake Perkatory
I lost this run alreay
Already
Funniest part there was Perkeo, Baron, observatory and deja vu all on the same shop
I didn't get baron of course
Imagine getting naneinf on gold stake
ok but
balatro while the parent argue gotta be a canon event
balatro university:
X2 mult
Wyd w/ this situation copy perk first or not at all?
WAHlatro
wah
least OP balatro mod
weird situation, I think I got a bug where I duped a Negative with Invisible Joker and it made me go -1 on Joker limit? can I check if I have any modifiers to my Joker amount?
hot take: holographic edition is slightly better than polychrome
"No! You're supposed to obey me!"
The five Balatro blinds:
dammit
im putting jimbo in my jokers. he’s mine now
I do get very hyped when I get holographic ngl
how
Only slightly
Hi 
50 chips is a fair amount
long term atleast
DAMMIT
I'd say
Hi ! @opaque shard
if u have 1 holo youll just solo the first 3 antes
Whatsup
checkered purple done
throwbacks so pretty
Yeah pretty shit
throwback haters when the
Holy fart spectral
yesheyeshh
lol tried my own name as a seed on green deck and got free blueprint on Ante 1 by skipping the first small blind lol
ez dubs
anyone? 🙏
it's in the numbered folders (1 per profile) of your user balatro data
What the fuck is that build
Wdym?
Double cavendish
It's... beautiful
Erm actually it's a triple cavendish
Banana
Banana
🐒
I've seen cavendish a total of one time and I use gros michel a lot
Rlly?
on the other hand the banana basically never dies anyways so
Gross Michael ended up popping after one turn of me using him
Really needed him for that early game too
Damn
my cavendish went extinct
michel lasts either one round or the entire game and there is no in between
Istg my favorite joker but because I used two discards I couldn’t afford it
one of the dumbest runs ive ever completed
Who needs multipliers eh?
i had a michel last me until ante 3 with a dice too
I bought one of those razer macro pads and spent forever mapping it out with both the handy mod and the razer software and can now play balatro fully one-handed. Perfect for obelisk runs
when I first started playing the game I had michael last me the whole run from ante 1 and it completely ruined the perceived odds of this game
same with misprint. it consistently hit above 15. I thought he was goat shit
Balatro
Balatro
b
a
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so close
t
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wow... econ tanking...
We are booming this economy
was this a stupid pickup
i was thinking the money counteracvts the rental
also black deck so
That's probably somewhat stupid
But I guess it's a free way to thin your deck, so why not
Not the worst pickup, but it's definitely not free. You've basically permanently cut your discards by one if you always intend to use one to recuperate your costs. I'm sure it'll be frustrating on some boss bonds. But it's definitely not a bad pickup either. Trading Card is one of the most reliable strategies to deck thinking and even after two rounds, I usually feel its positive presence in my draw chances.
Eternal egg is the best pickup
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Plant:
no plant on this seed until atleast ante 19 which i dont make it to anyway
The plant always finds a way
just choked a generational run on Checkered-Orange thanks to The Plant
whats a good seed?
for what?
fuck the plant what about ante 16 and that one blind that requires you to sell a joker
nope it's cerulean bell
that’s not that bad tbh
no bp/br room?
idk i just assume i do
atp you’ll find a natural negative joker to sell or you’ll have directors cut
i can do better on this seed i have a savestate im just running this out
Wouldn’t all the effects be negated due to cards not working
oh true
i forgot you’d have a gazillion dollars by then
Is this a set seed or invis?
asking cuz I got 4 invisible jokers once
Helo
hi
very true

are those cryptids
eris
love when i get more money in balatro then ill ever see in my entire life
I love getting money
the most i’ve gotten in a run is 300 dollars
any tip/joker recommendations for medusa challenge? (stone card build)
Hologram

holy shit i didnt even think of that
With marble jonkler
i never use hologram
What
i dont buy that many card packs lol
i used it once recently and liked it but i dont get it too often
I don't do too but if I have hologram I start buying each single card pack
Bad luck tho
he might carry lowkey
Mime is low-key your worst joker rn
Yoo so i know this might be an uncommon opinion but....mime should retrigger perkeo like come on guy you know you wanna
mime baron
Mama am a criminal
well at least you found that negative to sell someone mentioned
Blueprint should retrigger Chicot to bully the plant 💔💔💔
So true
":Inf"? inf? nane inf? your ur cheater!! The game rn probably...
yoooo gluttonous joker value
Egg
i really dont care
its a single player game
this was for Ortalab? Phenomenal work!!
i might be able to force a good negative joker with the seed wait
do you have a saved run that has infinite chips?
yes
remove it
i'm just trying to fix the file so i can go back in
you can edit it by hand
looks like a text editor will work, but I'll check in a minute
wdym encoded
wait what is this
yeah, but gappie did the art
^
He likes his new outfit
boutta retrigger all played cards on my final hand 🗣️🔥💯
Your final hand??
how tf do you beat purp stake
score 100k chips on ante 8 boss blind
Sorry for the bad joke
Its time to say goodbye to rocket man
free scaling lets goo
does anyone know whwat to do if my save.jkr file is corrupted? i cant seem to open it anywhere even after decompressing/decoding
When you go for a face card strat and then hit the “all face cards are debuffed” boss with no way to reroll

ain’t that what dusk does
Worse is being greedy and rerolling into the plant
No seed, I love Balatro 
Game just wants to screw me every time I wanna give the black deck another try lol
Sick deck lol
Brought the bus to ante 11, ima try my damndest to beat it but I don’t know if the bus has any gas left
I had a really good black deck run yesterday coincidentally
Lucky cards carried score and econ
Atp I’ve had to pivot to getting card sharp five of a kind with a lot of glass, it’s dire
They happen, I just don’t feel like a joker slot is worth a hand every round.
Don’t think that’s a hot take lol
You know what
I don't think I even remembered that during that run
Did I really do that whole run thinking I had 5 joker slots
What
I don't have a screenshot to back it up maybe I'm misremembering
But if that's the case that's so funny
Yeah the black deck gives you an innate 6th joker slot
Hey guys, do I grab the bloodstone here?
I know I just think I ignored that fact
That good of a run lol
Not worth it without many hearts
But you can get rid of zany and get more hearts
Is it zany or mad
I was joking haha
But I kinda didn’t think about the oops lol
That being said this is the run
My lucky cat is fat and I’m playing flush five
I took an early tag into a polychrome abstract joker
And it’ll help me get through the tough early game
Edition tags tend to be poopybutt
WE are all taking foil tags
Lost that round to the mouth anyways
This is a fine early game I guess?
For ante 1
Oh wow im genuinely experiencing an all timer rn, anyways the question is would you take buskin rn for chad for the polychrome lucky card flush five eventual oops stone or would you keep buskin for the near or distant mime baron or get rid of the showman but no more duplicates of blue brain, thats probably most logical
Might be due a glass card soon anyways
Who knows tho
Negative castle actually looks insane imo
Meant invisable joker oops
What are the odds of finding a Cavendish after your gros Michel destroys itself btw?
Its a common so
Ah, that seems like an OP card for it to be a common lol
I always go for it lol
Michel is a good early card too imo
Yeah its cuz you have to find and wait out the gros first makes it like somewhere around uncommon i guess. Also i took the sock but just found burger and feel like 13 hands is more worth than that
Wait no damn cuz the perkeo needs to be copied
Yeah, I like Michel in anted like 1-4 tbh too
Hey guys
Game been stuck on this loading anyone know how to fix?
Already tried redownloading
use mobile data maybe
Uh..
Wifi
Or internet
Maybe
Alright
Restart your phone?
None worked.. I’ll come back to it
Crazy gold stake run. Ended up getting 2 out of the last 4 I need for my mobile c++. Wish idol came sooner
Im surprised no body talks about blue ceremonial dagger thats on the steam page
Glass Ace in a middle of the cards is... huh
hello chat
I'm jonkling
Meow
i understand it now
what a great day to go for spade flushes
literally got saved from violet vessel in purple stake by ante 8 shop photochad
praise the lord

I want the erratic deck so much lol. My guess is to just climb with abandoned, green, yellow, or blue deck to get there?
I got that swashbuckler + egg goin for me rn
And now I don’t wanna sell the egg even though I picked it up in ante 1 lol
idk if this is the right place to post but whats the move here?
do I sell showman or business card?
and then do I blueprint/brainstorm photo or 1 to chad 1 to photo?
You could sell either
I've never had this setup in a non-seeded run
You’re fine for scoring as long as you take brainstorm
then sell showman because I don't need another one to show up?
Sure
Then you can keep business for money
And put bp and bs on Chad for more money
😋
ty ty
I actively hate this game
Slap a Red Seal on that Stone Card and dupe it a few times…it worked for Roffle recently.
omg i just got the most insane seed. it had triboulet, dna, constellation, hologram, sock and buskin, and bloodstone
-# giv seed..

46DVI8I8
i gotchu bro
made it to ante 13
coolio
flash house 5
does the bean plus handsize glitch work on xbox?
"Balatro Balatrez esta jugando Balatro"
My apologies if anyone didn't understand the joke
do i take it
also can you use burglar on ante 16 to do it without getting rid of all you jokers
It depends... which Joker you want to duplicate?
blue print
probably won’t hit
it would either dupe a photo graph, chad, blue print, brainstorm
cause i’d sell my dna
yes 🤔
oh um if it were to land on photo or ballot that wouldnt be good cuz its just making a non eternal into an eternal but bain or blu means extra dna i guess
i don’t need extra dna
my entire deck is lucky polychrome red seal kings of spades
yeah so since its all eternal and you cant pivot out of photo chad theirs no value in taking
yeah
sadge
umh im in a run right now and i could write an essay just to ask what the best play would be for me in my current position would anyone be willing to help me if i typed all out clear with screenshots? looking for nane inf situation btw
been asking to many questions with no answers today so dont wanna bother anyone by spamming chat and getting ignored
im like this close to a perfect setup and need to make one last big decision
ante 3 do I take
play the game how you want rather than being told what to do
ante 3 do I take
oh btw before that I had business card trigger 10/10 times in 1 hand
suggesting of course..
fair

i could almost taste the courtly feast
ante 3 do I take
the run has ended
😭
no surely you dont
trib run on abandoned, check that out
Didn’t know where else to post this so here ya go :)
It's so cute
I want El Gato Balatro as a Joker
nice negative lucky cat
R.I.P

bluecard brainstorm polycule
Spray that thing with weedkiller
hey there
plasma deck players smh
Seeing Double appreciation post
evil plant,
Finally got out of purple stake 😭



