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Alright thanks ill look into it
Looks like this
That's a fun detail lol
Yeah :]
Kk
damn
A triple A game could never
Lol
Does it Do this every single time?
so this is how i get invisible joker
throwback š¤®
Whatās your ratio of hearts to everything else?
If I still had throwback in my username Iād be really mad rn
its so over chat
ermmm whatthesigma
got too greedy
i would be crying if my name was throwback
if throwback was made into where if you skip you have to throw it back id change my opinion
and not be a throwback hater
I thought it was good isn't it?
itās not
Why it gives mult :]
the cost of getting that .25 x mult is too much
skipping is like
never good
I've used it every single time I see it
What if the skip is like for a guaranteed polychrome
if you make it work then you make it work
thatās one of the worst skips
someone please change the desc of erosion card
Huh
i skipped once and got poly chad
thats where i found this
like just as baseline skips in general are practically never worth it
the opportunity cost is too much
interesting build
photo chad but you also have baron
where is mime
Is it worth getting the joker so that you can get multiple same jokers
For like 2 dnas
a copy joker?
Ya
its always worth taking a blueprint/brainstorm 99% of the time
i hate golden needle
ciega muy grandeš
finally unlocked that "plasma deck"
after this ill never play balatro again
IT'S NOT OPEN ON MY PC IT LITERALLY WON'T GO AWAY ššš
I'm not even at home
I've been Pokemon hunting the whole day
Guess what boss blind he has to face
ālet it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and dieā
Bruh I'm gonna do a white to gold stake tsa on red deck , wish me š¤
We all know what u meant
Ur fat fingers betrayed u š“āā ļø
I want an achievement called full of stone
Itās 1000000% easier than cruelty
Money is stronger than jokers

I do it very regularly just for fun
Full of stone: play a hand that contains 5 stone cards
nah we call it ārock hardā
(because itās difficult to play a hand of all stone ofc)
i like
Almost 6 consecutive days on roblox is mad
Why does it look kinda edible?
Maybe am just hungry
n.b. an old toothbrush for fingernails does the trick
it won't go away, it's not open on my PC and I haven't been home all day š
Would you be a friend of jimbo if you had a chance
I wonder how far the 2025 update is coming along
Prediction: exactly 15 new jokers
Not sure what else we might get
Well besides the things that have been confirmed to be in progress, like matador or blue stake, but I could see some another deck or two and perhaps see some new challenges or even a challenge mode builder (tho if Iām not mistaken the thunk said that this probably wouldnāt be in it). I also believe that there could be new stickers for jokers.
I would love a challenge mode builder
I think that would be difficult to implement but I agree
fr
how are you all doing
Iāve been hoping for a new legendary joker thatās just a carton of eggs so it gives you $36 per round because egg is best joker and we need more of it
i was crashing out the last 3 days with cruelty
Keep restarting the run till u find a deck with 1 rank and 1 suit
Its a fun little minigame i like to play
Oh also I have question. On the Balatro wiki i found this sprite of a negative playing card in the editions page. So is there code in the game that allows playing cards to be negative without any way to access it or is this just a mockup
that can happen??
finally got c++
glass joker took me like 30 attempts to find so I ended up changing my game language to polish in frustration and I got it the next run
shoutout poland
Unlikely. I assume there are some parameters in place that ensure a minimum number of ranks/suits.
If you can access the dev tab in the game, you can shuffle through editions of a playing card while viewing your deck. No, negative cards (as of now) are not playable in vanilla Balatro without cheats*
I can send a video of it if you'd like
Wait how do you access the dev tab? Iāve wanted to use this to see what the negative versions of certain jokers look like that I couldnāt find in game or online
Was gonna make a touch grass joke but then i saw stadium arcadium
Now i cant bring myself to š
Good taste š
Also, from one of the replies:
"config.lua is in the wrong place, it is not inside engine folder, it is outside."
Is there a way to use custom textures?
Have fun seeing every edition of the Jokers :)
Yep! (You can check online for tutorials and textures)
based
Interesting. I donāt think Iām able to use it (I play the Apple Arcade version which is available on Mac but i donāt think itās possible) but I will look into this thank you!
Even on mobile?
No problem :] I'm happy I was able to help!
Also also also is it a known Mobile bug that you can have a booster pack open while in the middle of a round because if itās not there I can post it in the thread (sorry Iām still new here lmao)
my first abanoned deck run so far, any recommended jokers to replace any that i have?
ride the bus lol
Man fuck this game :(

I got two invisible jokers back to back
Ok
Just download the debug plus mod. Itās so much easier. I wanted to see the same thing lol
True, can't diss on a man who appreciates RHCP
guys dinner with balatro or 500k
I canāt use mods I donāt have the steam version š but if you would like to help me could you get the sprite of a negative clubs king with the vault tec customization please
What are you playing on?
Apple Arcade. Mostly on mobile but it does have the Mac version but itās weird
You can use mods with the Mac one Iām pretty sure
Idk consult #1209506514763522108
anybody has any tips on blast off challange, i did jokerless on my phone but i cant get through this fucking challange on pc
Have yall ever slept with balatro on?
Almost
Remembered to turn off my tablet before going to bed
I was just too tired to turn off my stuff so I went to sleep with balatro on, hearing those dings before fully falling asleep
I heard localthunk was thinking about changing blue stake so that its not -1 discard, I wonder if it could just be changed to something like "the final discard costs $2" or something, so you can use three discards but you're encouraged to only use two
That actually works. Hurts econ a bit but it works
Also teaches you and tells you how to deck fix properly
i know this is niche but mystic summit will be sad :(
wait it does?
on green deck
it's not like summit is like good though
its cool
can get you out of trouble early game ig
What about merry andy? Red deck?
the third discard costs 2 dollars (the evil way)
No
nah i think it would still apply to the last one
Ik but you have more discards
what abt every discard after the first costs $1
would make for some good old stuntman action letās gooooo
just have to weigh whether it's worth it or not
So literally that one boss blind but lightly better?
almost yeah
Ok
Sounds more like a new boss blind tbh
takes away 25% mult
technically, if you skip 2 normal blinds in Ante 1, could you beat the boss blind jokerless
Hi
My first gold stake win hehehe
Honestly, it was really hectic and stone cards helped me out a ton
How would you recommend doing the $400 joker unlock? Trying to balance surviving and spending and making money is rather tricky
Bro I just fucked up a run
I forgot I gotta play 5 cards bc of boss bind and I just threw 4 all bonus cards š
ultra low hand size play
Blue Joker + comically fat deck isn't the strongest combo out there, but it is, like, pretty funny.
(Not seen in the picture: Constellation + like eight million Pluto used cards that made High Card the strongest possible hand, which is actually what won me the game)
Nvm I'm good I just reset the game
Gang my run is over
Boss bind is 0 discard
I hate this game
I love how default Joker always appears to roast the player.
Looks like we found out who the real Joker is!
I just lost 2 times In a row before beating the first boss and then on 3rd try got another boss with 0 discards
šš„
TS pmo gng
oh no, were you bluffing too?
U gotta be quicker than that
Happened to me 2day and i savescummed my way to a dub
Forgot to put on the shades
Rookie mistake
Their arrival was foretold in the ancient murals
hello
Hey guys new to the discord and game, been playing a week or so on gamepass and decided to get it on steam so i could mod. Specifically the only mod I'm really interested in is the calculate score mod i saw ZainoTV using on stream, and I can't seem to find it. Saw one on nexus and it's removed and saw another old one but I'd prefer the one i saw zaino using because it looks nicer. I scrolled for a bit in the modding channel and couldn't find one
I don't watch Zaino so I don't exactly know what you're after, but this might be the mod you want
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1221215713910325330
tyty Not what I was looking for exactly, but if I can get it to work, I'm happy! Not too savvy with modding, trying to get lovely installed now
Petition to delete plasma deck from the game so I don't feel bad about not playing it on gold stake
lmao

Hi
just lost in ante 13 š
Da,how many actually bought Balatro?
yknow i knew that four fingers could let you spoof straight flushes but i didnt consider that itd also let you spoof flush house and flush fives
No sƩ ni que puse lpm
Como odio el traductor wacho
Pos pƔsame un APK we
Nooooooooo
i had hanging chad photograph blueprint constellation and sock n buskin
Ajajajajaja
Siiiiii
Era una expresión,ya veo si lo tengo y te lo paso
Creo que lo borre o no se
woah i didnāt realize that either
thats cool asf
Okas, te espero en el dm
Lo busque y no lo tengo,pero te fijaste en algĆŗn vĆdeo?.
I have unlocked every planet card, however I never got the achievement for it. Any idea how to get the achievement?
I just installed kooluve's mod, wondering if that might be the cause
FĆjate por algĆŗn vĆdeo de YouTube entonces
Como desbloqueas el ceres?
English only please!
Perdón perdón
How do you unlock ceres?
wait is that an actual rule we can only talk in english??
Yes of course we can only moderate in English
oh thatās fair i didnāt think abt that
Pfffffffff
I play some hours of balatro right
I say āthatās enoughā and go outside and touch grass
I go to my local antique store, look around
and I see this beauty
This inspired me to buy it and keep playing
now make sure to buy the balatro playing cards deck from fangamer to complete your āi need to touch grassā bundle
Sadly buying this one did not a gold shoe for Thunk make
Will do! Those looked cool
Flush house right
Plz bloodstone plz bloodstone plz bloodstone
Ok I took all 6s
Ikr
Iām really hoping for it now
Wait why did I take constellation
No
Such a good photo Chad opportunity
Noooooo
I didn't even know there were spredrun
Ok I got your sixth sense letās hope and pray bloodstone
I took a skip tag for this
Cmon
this is a crazy statement
the most consistent xmult scaler and youāre thinking you shouldāve taken photograph instead of itā¦.?
Pfffffff,Then you try and lose the first time (I think everything was translated wrong xd)
I love constellation yeah heās my goat but photochad with bloodstone seemed too good to pass on. I think I might regret my decision
This is the one benefit of an eternal oops all 6s š²
except you donāt have chad and you donāt have bloodstone
youāre regretting not taking the worst part of a three card combo without having the other two thirds š¤¦āāļø
Itās called bloodstone hoping ok Iām putting stocks in bloodstone appearing š
Ok I got holographic on lust
That later you want to try to do it and it doesn't work out (that's more or less what I meant)
Spanish
speculative oops i get because it has synergy with lucky cards and a large amount of jokers but photo really doesnāt work well with many jokers because it applies before jokers :p
I understand, but I don't know how to translate what I mean,
The only thing that comes close is Brazilian Portuguese, but very little.
Ok maybe I can pivot to lucky cards
Good point
Ok first hallucination was magician
Sisi
Current joker setup. Where would the best placement for Blueprint to be?
Photograph, putting it on there gives 6 triggers of photo. Putting it on chad only gives 5.
Thank you
This is funny because this is a photograph of a photograph
Yep that works much better
@simple forum
The lucky cat profile just cements your gambling addiction
I have a chance to add Sock and Buskin
Sugma
Oh hell yes that works
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Guzmer
Zugma wee joker
has anyone found that once you hit naneinf and play a next hand the game crashes and you get the error functions/misc_functions.lua:1019: Attempt to compare nil with number
Yes
any workarounds?
i'm familiar with the source code before i go modifying it i was wondering if anyone had already written a fix for it
Oh yes
BuenĆsimo
Jonkling, I am
My all heart deck did not last
what format is .jkr in
Obelisk gaming i think ? do i have enought hand before the reset ?
Noooo, that's horrible
HOW
Twas a good run
I got that between packs 50-60 of the new set
oh
When I hear we were getting a sun and moon set I started saving a lot of hourglasses
I had enough for 15 packs before the set came out
fair im still waiting for my favourite
Bro I need a set for gold and silver
same
lmao , currently on an Obelisk run , and what do we have here ???!!!
I got a full odds shiny pidgey in heart gold
damn impressive
I almost ran away because I was watching YouTube on my phone
Rhetorically Yes, but it could have been better-GT
of course
Oh yes. I feel like if I would've found Cavendish I could've gone on somehow
i only got gengar ex shinyš
What is the card you want most from the current set
OBELISK OP ?
I have squirtle and wartortle but none of the exs
guzma immersive
I am genuinely so insanely lucky to have gotten the sun and moon immersives
Iāve played alola 7 times
yeah its crazy
Yes,Or maybe"sr huesos" or "luchador"-GT
If they ever make a ho-oh immersive I will open that pack until I get it
any tips for Jokerless? flush run arent helping me
Try not to use jokers
and do Straight flush
no way
dr spectered at balatro university has a series of videos dedicated to that challenge check him out
hes generally considered the best player like the mrekk of balatro so i would take his tips
im going to check it
Run straights get rid of ur face cards and 2-4s
Running a paraedolia build
Get a couple blue seals
And use your aces as stuff like steels
Mult and glass cards
sock, smiley, and blup copying sock, plus a holo odd Todd
Was barely scoring like 25k
Get to ante 8
Barely beat the small blind
Skip the big for a mega buffoon pack
Bloodstone
decide to risk it and sell Todd for it
And the FINISHER was verdant
So I sold blueprint
And guess what fucking activated almost every single time it could
ive been killing my aces to have a better chance of a straight flush
Bloodstone I never doubted you
and yet it is still difficult for me to get
Straight flushes are waste of money to setup
Getting rid of faces is for the boss that disables face cards
righttt
And getting rid of 2-4s helps increase scoring with 10-5s
i read straight flush lol
As long as u have a way to guarantee a Saturn planet you'll be able to breeze it
Tarots, planets, and spectrals are ur weapons
I completely ignored anything in card packs until I got at least 1 or 2 blue seals
Also keep ur interest up as possible
Those last few rerolls near the end will help u to
A blue seal steel card is what u wanna make if possible and maybe a gold card for just tiny extra money
What boss can hurt a hacker run?
play 1 hand
Ok any others?
no repeat hand
If u get a glass card and ur hand ur leveled up enough u can usually beat them with 1 hand
get telescope ante 2 or else you die
ante 5 š
it might be over š„
i want to get a lot of Saturns but this is the only thing the game gives me
glass cards (along with basically every other enhancement (THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WILD CARDS)) also help significantly
You're still gonna have some rng and runs lost
Straights scale the best in the game
no they don't
but they're also a lot easier to pull than trying to do a straight flush consistently
straight and 4OAK are your most realistic choices
this game does NOT want to give me Saturn
You're still early in the run
You don't need every single one
But maximize as many as u can get
i already lost that one lol
If u don't get a Saturn get a hand you'll see just as often like two pairs and pairs
Any slight level up will help
nuh uh
i misread jotaro as balatro am i cooked
Hear me out, Roffle thoo-
hearing you out
š¬
Holier-than-thou ahh
what does that even mean
Why didnāt the needle end the game. Is it stupid?
Burglar breaks needle
You still have 3 hands
Still. Better than 1 hand
what happens with rebate if your deck is all stones?
funny
Every joker defaults to ace of spades
So castle would always be spades with all stones
I never do stone tbh
why are people voting for Hit the Road on Reddit for worst rare joker
the Family exists
The family is pretty strong if you do any deckfix, htrs actual competition is the Tribe
I play gs and use family a decent bit
ye me too but they're usually in a situation where I'm already quite comfy with my deck
HtR is good when you're in ante 4 or 5 and struggle with xMult
imo
Imo the family is really good vv insurance
like it's not a horrible joker is what i mean, i think it's perfectly average
Kill for invis?
actually baron is also sth I don't pick up often
if we're talking about gold stake ante 8 runs baron takes the cake
In 8 ante gold stake baron is the worst rare no contest
but it works for endless so I can't even call it the worst rare joker
Overall I'd say tribe is the worst, its so weak for a 5 card hand
ig i just gotta defend HtR cus i won with it recently and it worked quite well
got to 2.5x-3x
almost consistently
you can strength 10s, death, kill cards to shape your deck, increase hand size, add discards, etc
LOL I've had some pretty good htr runs in gold stake I just think most htr runs could have easily been winning 5oak runs
oh yeah true
but it's funnier with HtR
tk tk tk tk
It's kind of like conflicting priorities in that sense, but it IS funny
just sounds great
yeah true
I used to have htr record but someone else destroyed mine lol
yeah thinking back i usually sell the tribe as soon as something better shows up
it's just not good for late game
pretty okay for early mid game tbf
when i need some easy xMult
It's aight in a pinch so I would say it's mildly above tribe
yeah but i think it goes to show just how strong rare jokers are in general
and obelisk is ā¤ļø
actually amazing
Obelisk šššš
i finally understood how to play it
My beautiful baby
i remember struggling xMult in ante 4? then obelisk
I feel like there are more rarer rare jokers
It's gen such a free win
was playing a ton of crap hands to farm for money
invis is rare
No itās common/j
I know it's rare but I see it way too much
yeah same actually
It shows up at the rate of an uncommon lol
also, runner low-key good chip gen
I never see the order ever
this thing is cracked if you get it earlier
granted i was playing on painted deck...
It scales omega fast but it's pretty mid for actual straights builds š
For like pair builds it's so fire
yeah it falls off quick once the insane planets ramp up
also can we talk about seance
this thing is underrated
it's literally built for high card / pair builds
if you got a straight with one of the tarot that turn suits you can turn it into a straight flush
negative baseball card looks sick
Fr
this is my unseed chance to break the game. I'm lowkey scared to ruin it
Just donāt
So does aura have an equal chance to hit all editions? Like is foil more common than polychrome or
Aura has the same rates as wheel of fortune
I forget the exact, but foil is more common than holographic, and holo is more common than polychrome
Ok tysm
3/6 foil
2/6 holo
1/6 poly
Behold my baby
Is it the same in standard packs?
I want to say it's the same ratios in shops... I may be lying
I'm not sure! Sorry
If I had to guess I'd say yes
I wish there was a visuals mod that had the little joker guy deal you the cards and have his face change as you score

Is there a way to get consistent good runs? I had a great run once (sock and buskin, mime, baron, hanging chad, photograph, brainstorm all kings with steel) but it was basically all luck (everything just came to me) is there a way to be more consistent and get these type of runs more often?
Les Åufs
Seeds, but you wonāt get unlocks
i died
money
thats how you get consistently good runs
everything in balatro is money
if you want something
have enough money you'll get it soon enough
What if there a joker that was a sigma and every round you didn't play any cards you would instantly win š š¦š„¶
Lil vro thinks he's him šš„
who

do people still fw peggle
we all fw peggle
What's better? Blueprint or Brainstorm?
11
11
1
Blueprint
bro i do NOT want 8s..
What hand do y'all play the most?
5
11
6
Flush
āIs grass greenā ass poll
please delete plant
Brainstorm better because artwork š¼ļø
Which money scoring joker is better? (I already know the answer)
3
4
1
Bull
Plant needs a rework bad
I've ignored crazy and the order jokers yet here we are
bruh
i wish i could get it on my laptop
just pirate the game lmfao
i dont know if mods work on it
scuffed layout but it should be enough to win the round
black deck?
yep
my beloved
someone else wouldve loved you on a different run
okay, NOW its taking off
ALWAYS NEGATIVE SKIP šŖ
HELL YEAH
tempting
but nah
you have a massive wee
i love it
balatro players try not to make a penis joke when they see a big wee joker challenge (impossible)
It does actually.
why do i get this run at 3am and not when i have a capacity to fucking think
i stg
the fib was natural
It's literally just how you set it up on balatro steam.
Pirate indie games because that's very beneficial to the solo developer that worked on it lmao
There's a tutorial on mathisfun
ve bought it on both the console and mobile
Hey if the person can't buy the game but wants to play it there's no other choice
so i think i deserve it
dont point at me
i bought it both on steam and mobile
he wants to play a game then pirate it then buy
thats what i did
WHAT.
i pirated balatro till i was able to buy it
Ploink.
Thatās my first time ever seeing it
itās like someone breaking into your house and giving you a million dollars
eyo
balatro 1v1 cryptid mod
Crashlandia
HI
chat i need help
2 things actually
so firstly polterworx keeps crashing my game without an error message when i click shit
is there?
and second i have 60 gb lying around is there any good games?
can i dm u rq?
You need to play a flush house (3 of a kind and a pair all in the same suit) once and then you can find ceres in packs or in shop
Well, thank you.
Hi
You're welcome
i might be cooking chat
Is this balatro
I'll throw my two cents in here. As much as I would never condone piracy usually most pirates end up becoming customers. There's been a lot of indie devs who encourage pirates to buy their games if they can with built in drm doesn't that doesn't harm the game. Actually been shown to be a good sell tactic to stop it rather than shoehorning in drm like denovo that actively harms people who purchased the game of those who don't.
No
When will this be balatro
When gta 6 comes out
Hello gold stake, today on gold stake we'll be playing gold stake. An early gold in my run allowed me to get stakes very easily, making the rest of the run gold stake.
Is there gonna be balatro on gta 6 pcs
I hope
How dare are you
Never in a million years

Hopefully before Silksong comes out
could u explain the appeal of hollow knight games
i have tried the switch version and i dont really enjoy it
I dropped after like 3 hours of gameplay
Quite didn't adapt to the controllers and just gave up and went back to dark souls 3
whats that feeling called when you breathe too hard and you feel full of energy and tired at the same time and your body ALMOST hurts and you get light headed
oh right
its called light headed
i didn tlike it much either, idk sorry

yeah
especially now that gta 6's release has been delayed for another year
When is the update supposed to drop
Keep hearing about it but nothing about an eta
Honestly I've been tempted to buy off brand Etsy temu jokers
Cause like I'd like to own all them not just a handful
people have comfort characters, but do you have a comfort suit in balatro? :3
how many do you have?
None
clubs, I just like the gluttonous/agate potential
Because holding out to see if a full set gets a release
its honestly my fav game oat
getting stuck on the first level for 6 hrs trying to figure out where to go
Spades, i just love my geralt king
No homo
i got the blueprint from a skip tag on the first round, then a polychrome fibonacci
using no guides nothing, u feel lost for a second. You find a new unexplored room. Its finally smth u need for exploration
its something engrained in each human
to explore getting lost
and finding ur way
spades, because i like the all 10 spades erratic deck seed
i love diamonds :3
i play with the blind mode on. diamonds look so nice omg
Honestly blind mode should be the default
Just looks nicer
Gives the game a more unique look
i have it bc i am kinda blind xD
Win win
i got recommended a dice rolling game similar to balatro
you roll dice and the dice ideas are unique. you get some game breaking stuff too xD
theres a dice that flips 1-10 coins if you throw it (depends on the side it falls)
but if its 10
it destroys itself and gives you 10 coins
I'm half blind in a different way left eye vision is blurry because head trauma as a kid

omg same
I was born with a cataract
thats nice to see that its fun for u
im just unlucky
thanks
i always seem to get stuck in the first few blinds
anyone can help me?
this doesnt seem real
@cyan solstice

:)
found a omori reference
what stake r u on?
I don't have the equipment for that lmao
6th time a run hasnt been counted, and it didnt count my first legendary joker either. i feel like im losing my mind
sad
Rtb pog
Seeded?
I do not fw canio
Canio pmo š powerful but at what cost
Hanged man will never show up in booster packs and glass face cards will refuse to break
got triboulet
On a jack build is tragic
the seed
KXUPT9ZK
i thought it was for all face cards
If only šš
Pack might have poly HtR that you can sell
Judgement giving a blueprint lmao
Unlucky cat
buffoon pack has a credi5 card
yeah I threw the pc out the window
one time i got a foil blueprint but for a second i just thought about making a joke to myself that "oh wow i found a blueprint! and definitely not just some blueish foil joker!" before clicking on it and realizing it was in fact a blueprint
can a sixth sense pull a soul?
I'm one chip away from winning the blind, keklmao.
thatd be sick tho
perkeo soul
imagine a really low chance to pull either one of them
observatory black hole to just always have a 1.5x mult
getting my first ever gold stake win with this set up feels like photochad with extra steps
Any spectral but soul or black hole there's no Way to get those as consumables without cheats
That would make sixth sense go even harder tho
But black hole is a low Roll tbh
Photochad but you can play 5 of a kind and get x2 for all of them
my highest hand was a queen 5oak, but high card glass king cleared vioelt vessel easy
never saw enough deck fixing to make 5oak consistent unfortunately
ts pmo š
Out of balatro topic but I remember that on pokemon arceus I had a gible and at the time I didn't put the effort to research how much levels it took to get it to Garchomp
I be arriving at Volo with a garchomp, a hisuian Zoroark, a Decidueye, a Luxray, a Staraptor and a Lucario all with lvl 50
Molested that wannabe god
Im stealing that seed if you mind
May the 4th be with you
hey, im new in balatro and recently i had a problem with the progress of my account because i loose all my stakes but i have all the decks and jokers
this game is goated
plant out of the way on photochad lfg
crimson heart bug is massive(this is unseed)
just took a double rare skip tag on ante 1 black deck orange stake
rental stuntman and rental dna
what should i do???
i sell photo here right?
should i buy the blueprint or skip it?
Yes
would having 2 showman increase efficiency or just jeep it the same
Its gonna mess up your planets
If u dont have the telescope voucher
Baron has less chance than invis joker
Sell supernova
Oh shit a soul card!
opens card
š
What did I get?
canio
Chicot
Caino would be š„
Ante 4 and my strongest joker is jolly joker š
Iām cooked
HOW HAS THERE NOT BEEN A SINGLE JUPITER 
The moments gros michel breaks cooked
i still havent beat the game i got it a month ago š
you'll get there
Multiple showmen do nothing more than one
you'll happen upon a combo of jokers that gives you stupid scores and voila endless mode
i got to ante 8 on the final boss and then... i lost by 30 chips 
BRUTAL
Telling my guys to dump it
work on unlocking your jokers if you havent already
winning is less important if you literally cant get the good ones
Ok sticker doesnāt work š
a love anaglyph deck
yeyeye discard a royal flush š @crisp marten
i have 102 unclocked
why thats really good
There is sticker of businessman on a phone call and it makes what I was saying make more sense
Fuck it
unlocks brainstorm
We sell chicot, we sell mail in rebate
what does brainstorm do
Recombobulate the build
go to collection and look for the ones with this visual not just the ones you need to buy to unlock
they all have challenges which unlock stuff permanently
copy the leftmost joker
i zee
Second best card in the game, slightly worse than blueprint
Copies left most joker
sorry but chicot exists
oh wow so if i have a hiker joker will it copy that?
yes
do i need to rearrange it to make it work?
most cards are compatible
my only locked card is the frickin' 2nd voucher that makes playing cards buyable in shop
you wont get brainstorm just for the discard btw, it just unlocks the possibility of getting it
Yes, it specifies āleftmost jokerā
ok
i got that the other day finally
my only locked is chicot
oh YAY
This run sucks so much man why am I fighting for my life on red stake š
can i see screnshot
also question why do i watch balatro videos and after they play it says balanced but it doesnt for me is that a glitch?
My last unlocks before getting C are all tags because I started the profile recently
Me?
Thatās the effect of plasma deck
it's a deck, it "balances" the chips and mult by making them both the midpoint
ye
i zee
you unlock plasma after a win on blue stake iirc?
how unlock blue stake
beat black stake
You unlock black stake by beating green stake
Ante 6 and Iāve unlocked seen ONE Jupiter
You unlock green stake by beating red stake
you should start streaming
You unlock red stake by winning
I canāt Iām afraid Iām playing on a steam deck and Iām in a car
(dw Iām not driving
)
there is no winning in balatro just pain š
he says you win then gives you ante 12 plant
pensivecry true
wrong emoji
Feel quite lucky though gros michel hasnāt broken all run
oops all six: insert smirk here
I lost the run š
to who
House
blind
wait hes in the game
Awful run
is that like a collab
yeah
Guide for noobs who canāt beat white stake red deck: https://youtu.be/atVF4VLHks4?si=4Wfjj72jG3DykkS2
Balatro Basics Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcEY9VVwmqT4V80xWG9ZWA14
Balatro Everyday Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4PPUfrs8jI&list=PLdNGt-ihEAcHeBy6CpppXck5i6PmZ-cau
Made accessible for beginners but deep enough for more experienced players as well. Learn how to master the early Antes and set yourself...
he gives you lupus and sets your mult to 0
Felt like I was in prison for 20 years and then I died of a heart attack
never heard of lupus
Yeah duh
Itās never lupus
this vexes me
whats going on im so confused
Best part of house md has to be his catchphrase
I love it when he says āitās time to house people!ā
he says that? tf is happenin
No he doesnāt actually say that š
The writers arenāt cool enough
Blue stake bluedeck I see a win in my imminent future š
uhmmm was that uhhh the plant that does that or the flint
house
Dr House to you
god help me what is going on
There should be a mod that adds all the other characters
oh i searched it up now the house
fun
what happens when you get 5 of the same number cards?
five of a kind
flush five
lol
oh nice
wtf
that was the only gif of him i could find
Heās actually kinda fine in some other clips
due to inflation,
Go ahead lol, it got super broken later on cause I got the card that retriggers all cards on final turn, then the blueprint next to the 1.5x mult to every certain played card suit, when I did flushes the mults just kept going lol

ee oo ee oo ee ee
I think my balatro broke
full house of jokers šÆ
What is tro and why does my balls la it
I fuckin LOVE THE MUSIC
rip canio

how do i unlock/play the challenge deck
win with 5 different decks
i won with every deck
then click challenges
wait wat
ill open the game
ah damn didnt see that
i thought it'd be with the other decks lol
i only have 5 unlocked tho
do i unlock the rest by doing them?
i think so yeah i just unlocked another when i did that run
......
Brainrot Joker
Someone should try getting all jokers in the game at once
Or at least all non legendaries
Would it even be possible without cheating?
could be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ4JY-6M_f0 this is close
Clipped from this run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fYKDPdeOnA
The Legendary Perkeo copies the Ankh (Spectral Card), the Ankh copies the Diet Cola (Joker), Cola gives us Double Tags, and Double Tags become Negative Jokers via the Negative Tag. Here's how to get a World Record number of Jokers in vanilla Balatro.
Editing by @ZainoTVLive
#b...
as long as you get showman last and you have 50 more ankhs that would do it
What are we? Some kind of balatro?
Yo guys I just came up with a spectral card name but trying to think of the effect. It would be called ritual
The biggest challenge would be getting both Gros Michel and Cavendish at the same time
didn't think about that
you'd have to showman and pray for two gros michels before you took the negative?
Probably
Can someone help?
with what
That's just sad
Darn
Any other joker and that would be a w
had 8 qs in my deck witha lvl 8 three of a kind 4 hands 2 discards in a 48 card deckcouldn't draw a single one
I can't wait until I'm out of black deck
dammit
?
i cant keep both
Oh
Well, can't U move the dagger to the right
So it don't eat
It's not madness or anything
Oh wait
How much mult did you give it?
?
are you sure?
What
Are you sure?
Wait can dagger be copied?
this game hates me
Credit card in the pack


