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pain in one image
I'll let you know in 16 hours
needs more balatro
playing on white stake feels so easy after so many attempts on gold stake sometimes
This is feeling nice!
damn
an even better feeling right here
best shop i've ever seen
TIL I don't have brainstorm unlocked lol
How come I forgor to grind it, I did it on the mobile version
It took me a while before I realised I didn't have it too, on PC
Then I got it in my first round (skipped the tutorial seed) on mobile
Wow that's one fat cat
Love it
Keep the run going
chonk 
thanks bro yeah hoping to get my new pb with this run
Np! Let's see the high score when you're done 🤞
Endless run right here
Dedication to the Chicot lifestyle 
Very nice
Hi chat
This is such a photochad
how many lucky cards did you feed him
Just enough 
Do I take invis joker here?
GAMBLE
surely you don't need the bloodstone
The bloodstone is pretty good!?
Easy nope if you don't want to lose
ty
i’d get rid of the oops
i wish you had an extra jk slot
Finally, photograph clutch
Hmm on second thought, ure right
same xD
Oh you think?
you don’t need the luck if you have good enough cards in base deck
also brainstorm lol
Let's hope it hits the brainstorm...
my base deck is
okay so sell oops for invis and ill let ya know result
okay so the oops was playing a bigger part than we thought...
not yet but i think i am gonna
nope just normal flush lol i got enough kings too late that I couldnt level flush five really
Ohhh I see, I thought you had flush five unlocked 😔 that's our bad
gg
Ggs 😔
seed for anyone who wants a chunk cat
and could probs easily get further by leveling flush five tbh
hahah all good 😄
Next time I'll ask more questions 😆
Cat finished at 28x so that's kinda nutty
photochad ☕
i had a dream the other day about this joker concept
thoughts?
personally i think dedicating a joker slot for more econ feels redundant
999/1000 is crazy
Oh god 😭 that IS crazy
this text tool is so fun lmao
Apparently its massive 28x is nothing lol
I take back everything
bye bye chad
@upper badger
big number
If mega arcana give hang and emp, can the emp ever give hang?
Jesus H. Christ 😭 of course it'd be THAT big
Balatro players r crazy 🙏
Seeded?
this only seems a little overpowered
idk have to ask @dense forge it's his video after all
It's definitely very strong is the thing
If I had three wishes, one of them would definitely be having Doc's knowledge and skill haha
no offense to doc but that's gotta be like not even top 100 wishes for me
Yeah that's why I said if I had three wishes lol
If i had 3 wishes i'd wish to be truly happy and not need to live paycheck to paycheck
Preferences schmeferences
No forever world peace?
Ya fell off
we don't deserve world peace

lol
Hi guys
Get on dem
hi mr karbz
Talk about urself weirdo
Living (relatively) comfortably while hundreds of millions suffer all over the world....
U disgust me
World peace ftw 🍉 🍉 🍉
No scope 360 karma it bhop
Oh oh oh oh Riley’s auto parts
I’m having trouble with jokerless, any tips? I’m trying to open card packs to get edition cards, using many steel cards and stuff
calling me a weirdo for an obvious joke is a choice
It wasn’t that obvious
what do the watermelons mean
if you're accusing me of being somehow against world issues then at least say it explicitly
Lmao
That watermelons should be the choice of food the finally deem us worthy to fate to claim world piece
Piece of watermelon

How do you win
I mean watermelons are goated <3
It explicitly
Focus on econ
What's that
your economy
Focus on build
What are the conditions to win though
What about jokerless
good economy = good run
Calling my elaborate multi-level joke a choice is definitely a choice
Ante 8
rng.
But don't underspend either
Haha good one such a knee slapper

Money is a tool to be used effectively
My closest attempt was literally 1000 points short of winning
Correct 
Ba a ha ah hah aah hah hahaha 😹 fax no printer
money is basically your most important resource in balatro
Actualmente it’s jokers
No money = no jokers
ok
what vouchers are worth leaving
Several, really
Watermelons be tasty ig
But maybe and thats a big maybe, Free Palestine (from the genocidal apartheid) 🍉
🍉
Telescopio 🔭 and observatory
No im kidding
and honestly buying a voucher is in itself situational
depends a ton, but the more planets one and cards in the shop are actively bad besides the rare exceptions
hone is a nothingburger
I'd say overstock and grabber are the ones you grab 97% of the time
no matter wha
t
they're very good but not always needed
Dev19??? More like dev15 cuz u silly
Gottem
Even paintbrush
What about grabber
i just mentioned grabber
And dark matter or wtv its called
grabber is the best voucher in the game for ante 8 runs probably
If you have antimatter in shop you're stupid if you don't buy it and i say this with love
you already spent 10 dollars on blank
Real
bruh h h im going to yeyeet out of here
I would say the vouchers to grab almost always are grabber and overstock
nothing else really compares
Telescope is fine if you want more consistent packs
Not even paintbrush or reroll?
seed money is a win more joker
the 25% off one seems pretty cool
and the tax one
you don't always have the money to afford reroll surplus and paintbrush
It messes up temperance tho
what's that
And reroll surplus is kind of win more too
Discount reduces sell value
if you buy reroll surplus you're cruising enough to where you don't exactly need the discounted rerolls (yet)
This worth it?
Yes but not always
If you can afford it
I have 11
Dont get it then
i would buy it often if i had the money
Or wait another round then get so you have smt for interest
Yes, always
not really always
sometimes you don't need it or you can't afford it
By "blind is selected" does it mean going into any blind, small, big etc
But if you have the money it's very often worth it
ALLWAYS
yes
or it just gives you a worse boss
surely that joker is op
Thats ok at the very start
2 just for entering
Common jokers arent rly good
Delet this cuh
You can get the value back from selling the jokers
Some are but theyre not rly that sustainable
In the long term
Yeah some are good i love half joker 💕
rebate is one of the best econ jokers too
That too
Is it worth skipping for free polychrome joker at ante 2
No
there are very few if any situations where that is good
And even then i'd rather just play the blind for money and a shop
skipping is opportunity cost
It must be worth it for negative jokers right?
whenever you skip you have to think of if the tag you're getting will be better than playing the blind
nope
unless you want a negative superposition
im geeked up playing balatro all day 🗣️
I've never gotten negative jokers any other way
Get that wee up
you don't always need negative jokers
80% of the time neg jokers are random bullshit that litterally does nothing
unless you get it by ecto
What's the strat for the 300k boss
using what the game gives you
You can get ectoplasm
From spectral pack
Here's a general strategy
assume you will always get violet vessel as your ante 8 boss
What's that
You need +chips + mult and xmult
or amber acorn
A balance of all or just xmult if you have enough
with that in mind you have to plan your build with the assumption of being able to beat 300k chips
if it's not vv, great! It's just 100k
if it is vv, great! you're prepared
Level your hand too
its a boss blind
on ante 8
it makes it so its way larger than the others
white stake 😭
thats his thingamajig
they're a new player what else do i say
chicot is better than canio but some of you arent ready for this talk
all of them are good
situational
i carried canio for like 3 antes without finding ONE SINGULAR source of destroying cards
Chicot is just so consistent
If you get it early it just keeps scaling
Especially with extra discard voucher
Who wants to attend my funeral
Me!
needle and fish are my most hated
fish an opp
I hate the "must play 5 cards" one
Bc i dont always play 5, for steels and golds
And stuff
Out of all the boss, the house is a joke
What does that do
the house is just the water that you can play around
psychic
Just play 5 cards, pause and main menu, and now you know the cards
House ez
Or the 1/7 cards are flipped boss too
yo guys what to do 😭
w- what build were you going for here 😭
been trying to change the aces into 3's
i dont think photograoh is the right call then
i mean i can still go photochad witht he bloodstone
but you probably should have gone with twos instead they have better synergy
they dont trigger odd todd
Chicken fingers.
fair, but idk if odd todd is the call here
With the slommy
i mean photochad is most likely a w here but should i go for the hackstone..
if i dont get the oops im prolly gon be cooked
this
whts the easiest deck to find a legendary joker with? the only 3 cards i didnt discover yet are legendaries
all decks have the same chance
What's the best card in the game
perkeo
How do you get it
legendary joker from soul card
are those the pick a joker booster packs
so anaglyph
the soul card has a 1/5 chance to spawn perkeo, and every card in a arcana or spectral pack has a 0.3% chance to be a soul card
I don't think I've seen a soul card before
uhh i guess?
idk
it makes no real difference
you’ll come across them if you keep playing
i can open like 9 packs with the double tags i stack with anaglyph
if you play gold stake and get a soul card, its guaranteed to be a legendary joker you haven’t gold stickered before
I wonder if chat gpt is smart enough to play the ideal hand and joker choice to beat 300k blind for me
thats the only tip i have really
i wouldn’t play just to unlock the legendary jokers, they take a long time
unlocking them doesn’t do anything except increase collection number
Does anyone have a seed with an easy strat so I can just win
my greatest build so far
seeded wins don’t count towards anything
I see
- observatory and telescope voucher
I just want to unlock other decks, I'm bored with these 5
easiest one i can think of is playing flushes on checkered deck its my first gold take
then do it 🤷♂️
they won’t have that deck unlocked iirc?
If I was able to win, I would ahaha
Getting to the 300k boss is no problem but I die every time
stakes arent too bad ull get used to them imo the difficulty spike is at the -1 discard but its still playable
I'm just bored of it
do u use planet cards?
plasma deck purple stake is the worst difficulty spike imo
As many as I can
i planned on doing plasma as my 2nd gold stake tbh
wht abt ur econ?
have fun! its a pain omg
one of the worst decks
second worst after black deck imo
wht fr? i thought it'd be one of the easiest considering its balance
I had a run with the interest card where I had 160+ and still could not get past the 300k boss
oh god black deck took me so long to beat white stake
its… interesting, you’ll see
try a face card build
if you get violet vessel its 2.4 million chips for the boss bind 😭
what the sht 💀
im gonna start on my plasma after this anaglyph run
its… pretty doable just takes the right seed
ill update u when i reach purple xd
hf!
i enjoyed it
its a fun deck to play
tyty
ongg
i went chips only for purple-gold stake because i wanted something different but i wouldn’t advise it
todays balatrodle was so difficult for me
give me a sec i’ll try it
good luck
got it in 3 I got lucky ruling out everything else and knew exactly what it was
||splash being 3 dollars is kinda just so weird||
wow i was so stuck because i didnt think it would count as a hand/discrd joker
||I had it locked in to not +mult under 4 dollars and that settled it||
thats smart, i am not good with joker pricing so i thought it could be ||juggler or drunkard||
3rd guess <3
ggs i may just suck lol
nono i just got lucky
these were my first 2 jokers which left one option
lol it was a different joker for me
oh 😭
just beat black stake
bruh
ah i got that one from invisible
when a joker is duped from ankh or invis, it shows red deck
okok ty
does sock and buskin work with mime baron?
No...
hi chayt
i need to play my heart cards in hope that the spades are left to trigger the card, while ranking by suit are the hearts on the left or right
Holy my intuition is too good
spades are always leftmost
I saw the common, the no rng I and I said oh splash
and clubs are right to hearts
thanks i will now gamble my game
its always
spades - hearts - clubs - diamonds
Yeah it goes diamonds, clubs, hearts, spades from left to right
Yes
i lived
i died
im in the god run omg
run complete
idk
Need help, which should I copy? Cat or idol?
HOLY
What is cat at
ante 14 lmao
Probably idol though
Holy indeed
can someone explain what this means? im new and got no clue what it does but its polychrome
Calculating with polychrome got my head aching
Still idol though
+22 mult
Ight
@thin geyser
u add mult of the number of time u played the hand
any specific one or all of them
any of the one u played in the run
isnt that really broken
with like a bajillion mult
right now its good for me cause i only play pairs
its a scaling mult joker
the more u play , the more its good
How is it broken
should I switch out with this one
idk just alot mult
ITS POLYYYY
It rarely gets past like 50-60 mult cause you start one showing at some point
Trousers should be after swash
supernova good anyway really good if u keep playing one Hand in particulier
oh good call
ive mostly done pairss
2 pair i mean
like me currently , so its good
cause trouser
How many have you done
17
Swap jimbo prolly
NO close to ante 12
You got this, I shall give you luck for next try
What does ante even do
Ups the score requirement
Oh so you can bring it down ?
Well, yes and no, depends on what you mean
with a voucher , but its situationnal
Yea, what they said
Oop, sorry for the ping
mb didnt see
Nah, I didn’t say it first lol
ITS CALLING ME (but i cant )
Stay strong, brother
pair joker ? ( idr his name)
the little one?
NOT WEE
Odd Tod?
buy it and waste your money later and use it
even steven
ty
Oh, I thought even Steven was the blue one
and i pass cause NOW I HAVE BULL
hi guys
the crazy koer drop oommgg
delicious
straigh player
Bootstraps and bull combo is awesome
Makes me into Jeff Bazos or whatever his name was
POGGERS
I remember hitting like a really good first ante shop and then immediately hitting a soul
Gamba ? (im litteraly a devil
I felt so cool
face? or chad but chad can be best thing in a run
also with photochad i would play face
ok
hi!!!
dont replace probably
hola
fun fact i got completionist+ before completionist
Fun fact, there is no seed with 4 souls in the first pack
I’m pretty sure I’ve looked through every seed
I mean, I’d love to be proved wrong
WHAT THEFUCK
magicien goated
OoO
Just out of curiosity, do different Souls give different leggendaries?
Yes, the trash ones tho
If you sold showman?
No any soul gives a random legendary
I meant it as in is the created joker based on the soul you chose within a pack or is it always the same, and I got my answer
It doesn’t choose each time
It’s pre set
Couldn’t find it but I did find mine with both blueprint and brainstorm on ante 1 or
KK4XFTJH
Nvm found it
Found another one, BZZ2D84G
Unsure what the first soul is but second is yorick and third is trib
walkie talkie run
blueprint can copy stuntman??
STRAIGHT PLAYER BABY
Yes
It doesn’t reduce the hand size but copies the chips
woah but hand size tho?
ohhh
huh never knew that
Chips is an active ability
im still fairly new so im tryna get a hang of all of it
yeah
no -hands
but +250 chips
Hand size is passive
damn this would go nuts on plasma
got it
true
does oops all sixes affect the rate at which rare jokers appear in shop?
On its own it’s only 60k
So most blueprint/brainstorm compatible jokers have abilities that trigger on events
no its only LISTED probs
Passive effects can’t be mimicked
alr ty
not in game probs
pov astral popping off
True, and there’s no reason to zero in on Rares specifically
Cryptid is so boring
Because increased probabilities can also hurt you
There’s no challenge
never thought id say it but
obelisk would go hard rn
ik its super unbalanced but i js wanna see firsthand what its about yk
Either you score a million orders of magnitude more than the req or lose to a badly designed boss
THEN GET OUT OF THE FISH
shit would go CRAZY
What
fishy
Obelisk always hard
LITERALLY
Cause it’s made of stone
c
This is me but when I’m playing balatro
What’s an easy way to hit ante 8 with less than 12 rounds
its over for you brother
i did it and litr did it accidentally lmao
i think i got throwback ante 1
Are you sure?
and prioritized skipping
pretty sure...
Plasma bull
threw a trashbag into space...
chat how come there isn’t a perkeo emoji?
we need it icl
or any legendary
If you get throwback it’s pretty easy on white stake
yea i got it on plasma white stake lmao
well can i rectified this deck ? got sixth sense after dna
i was dupping some ace...
IM DEAD
nop
dayum
but its was the copie of the one i played
ohhhhh
and i got no luck of drawing

Yeah, I personally did it a couple days ago.
man i sure hope i get anything but :canio:
thing is im playing photochad
no face card: no good score
thats not very nice
watch it be chicot
that’d be silly
What's so important about collecting lots of money? rerolling shops or?
Like when do I spend it
I've got 100, in ante 4 rn, what should I be waiting for
you could try to achieve a joker that requires having 400 dollars or more to unlock
but other than that I don't really know
hi gamers
I asked for help in bug reports channel but I didnt get help. Im not sure what to do. My mouse cursor doesnt appear when Im in fullscreen or borderless
he looks like my guinea pig
what was the joker i never knew
satellite
does it do anything special
took me my whole life to get it
haven't unlocked it yet
gives 1 dollar per round
but I'm pretty sure it has to do with money
per each planet card used
does it scale?
so if you use 30 planet cards youll get 30 per round
dont you dare compare jimbo to your hampter
yes
kool
worth it
imagine perkeoing
with 3 brainstorms
shit would go nuts
i got it by getting a lucky perkeo
and duplicated a crap ton of hermits and temps
i never even wanted to get it
until i realised i could lmao
does this server have a seed finder?
holy
is it good?
idkdkdkdkkskdkdkskdk i would like to naneinf though
but
idk
im confused
not really
nah
even though i have
aww
anything lile universum wouldve been better
lvl 1 pluto
Satelite says per unique planet card
Otherwise it’s busted
oh shit what?
oh so max 13??
damn
real
well repeat jokers are busted. copy jokers probably. $50/round isn't
i just lost a run when i had 3 hanging chads and two photographs beacause of the plant 😦
you've certainly won by now coda. doesn't matter
but id love some naneinf
if i found a chariot
i will cook
i will replace the flush card maybe
gold first, baron is enough score for a while
you’re a long ways off for naneinf
get rid of the tribe
get a sixth sense or seance
ya. you have editions on photochad, so ecto is safe too
you have glass or poly cards? it's close to that I gues
One of them is an imposter.
invis
I was somewhat bumbed since I didn't get five of them
Blue stake W lets goo
how many score
aw man
Like 18 billion
How to stop throwing the second you spot a legendary joker?
Aside from trib and occasionally perkeo, the moment I grab a legendary I go full
and throw the run
Having a canio sets my iq to 25
Lock in
Or therapy sessions
should i copy mime or king
yes
copy baron
ty
@finite shadow this game fucking hates me
I wasted all this time
just to get fucked
I HAVE 2 WEES
Unlucky
Pog
should i copy yorick or aj? yorick is at x7
thoughts on legitness for using the brainstorm mod to find perkeo seeds?
still yorick imo
this is feels a little weird to see clubs black and not blue
Uhh yea cool ig kinda useless other than for temperance
i dont rlly like blue cuz with my brightness it hurt my eyes a little
if it was darker tho
oh, okay then
Your kidding, right?
1 yorick 1 aj or both aj?
i calculated a bit and aj seems better but idk abt two both brainstsorm and blueprint
both should be yorick
100%
to troll
both should be aj though for max point scoring
chat check out this amazing build
def wouldn't fall off in endless
i got the holograms up to 4.25x
i was really hoping i'd get marble joker this run would've been neat
i just calculated its 200k more mult if i double copy aj
yuh
can someone please use their brainstorm mod to get me a perkeo seed? i can’t bc im on mobile
felt this 😭
midas and vampire is too funny of a build
Anyone know a good use for certificate?
I approve
hologram
Hmm
+dolia
yeah
I got a double vampire once, my disappointment was immeasurable when I found they can't be upgraded at the same time
WAIT THEY CANT?
no
bruh
No it takes away the enhancement before the second one gets upgraded
if the vamp is copied by bs or bp they can upgrade as well though
Cuz they're just copying the xmult no?
I like throwback
Yh
throwback is broken
early on
falls off completely in late game
when you can’t afford to skip
I don't really play endless
ante 7&8 you can’t really skip unless you have an overscaled build
like potential naneinf or good gimmick
Eh, if I have a good build by like ante 5-6 I can pretty much coast to a win unless I get hit by some nasty boss blind
imagine how funny an ante 8 throwback with a 4.5x mult (or 5.5x with both negative ante vouchers)
so real
the all skips run
Constellation only scales off planet cards used
if it scaled off of level ups it would be so much better
im mad black hole aint counted
same for satellite
that would be too pwerful tho
I wish it worked like fortune teller, half the time I end up finding it after I already used a bunch of planet cards
so real
early on constellation is crazy broken
black hole is hella rare it wouldn’t make much of a difference
but just imagine
I see it like every couple runs tbh lol
how many hands are there anyways i forget
12
13 including secrets
I thought it was 12 cuz of satellite
wait what's the thirteenth
unless you mean royal flush
I don't think royal flush counts
yeah it's just a straight flush
just a straight
yeah rf
imagine black hole giving satellite the instant 12 money or constellation getting +1.2x mult
would be so swag
kinda like dna with brainstorm and blueprint for hologram
3 legendary jokers in a run be crazy though
My official prediction for the wild card buff is that wild cards can have other enhancements on top of being wild
f
Scary scary plant
would you give him a french fry
Idk if I'd consider royal flush a different hand, isn't it only used for like that one achievement?
royal flush is just the highest scoring straight flush it’s essentially the same hand
got a seed with double perkeo on ante 1 :3
UY7PFYED
Trying the 10 spade erratic deck, forgot to reroll boss blind (mail and rebate gave me 400$ to work with lmao)
does the ancient joker care about your deck
cool
My first gold take win was with double ancient joker and I just discarded till I got the matching suit flush
Apparently they always have the same suit which is nice
i think ill just get a bunch of wilds
Yea you can make wild card aincent joker build but it's not recommend
i know
give me a deck normal or crypt
I really hope the wildcard change makes the suit blinds less punishing
Making flower pot work would be so nice
what does flower pot do again
3x mult if you have a card of each suit in your hand
ah
If there's 1 of each suit you get 3x mult
do i sell smeared or something else
You still need four cards for it to work though
and build wild cards
i have a four with red seal
and wild card
and i have death
and directors cut
Unreliable, wish it worked with wild card (probably gonna work in the next update)
I think wild cards can only count as one suit per joker
i sold greedy
So for seeing double or flower you need 2/4 cards regardless
Get rid of the agate and go full in on hearts maybe?
ive already got a few wilds
Hmm
and i already sold greedy
Oh okay
with red seal
Common diamonds L
sold it cuz of the sticker
Diamond could use a new joker
i love lucky cards
Is there a diamonds/hearts joker? Can't think of one
my beloved spade flush
the one with money and the one with 1.5x
the 3rd one right here
There's seeing double and blackboard should be more red jokers
I meant like aside from sin and stone jokers
ah
Like blackboard and double
when my skip gets wasted on this 💔
Tbf bloodstone alone makes hearts good anyways
You can't really build around diamonds besides using them for econ if you aren't using suits for anything
7 is also the only rank without a dedicated joker besides stuff like odd todd
bro I was about to sell him but I’m stuck for a hand😭
got dna
this is in a 1v1 fight to the death btw
I FUCKING WON FOR ONCE OFF A TECHNICALATLY
prob
is it possible to get a legendary in the first shop?
I won off the last big bind OFF OF MR BONES 25% TO WIN
Affirmative
Bro just get better jokers
how
In arcana packs
okk ty
My rng was not very good this game
5 bucks
I got Mr. bones late game and because of the 25% ruling I won the big boss bind
My first win ever off of something that wasn’t an already premade seed
There are seeds with legendaries in the first shop or skip, you might want to check one out to understand better
ill try to force one lol im playing ghost deck and saw some ppl do it and i've been wanting to for a while so might aswell try lol
Nvm I’m glad I didnt
feels good
Make money, my friend and don’t you ever forget it
i had 5000 investment tags and crashed😭
man honestly
id rework 8 ball as
1/8 chance of getting tarot card per scored card
How did you do that?
anaglyph deck gives 1 double tag per boss blind defeated, just saved up double tags and skipped for 1 investment tag
i have found the best balatro joker
Oh man big stonks
Can one even say stonks in 2025
🔥
actually combos with swashbuckler real well
I got holo egg which lowk saved my run cause I forgot I had it an got a bunch of money
I actually used swash with it lol
one of the most known synergies in the game
What synergy mean
Like they pair well?
yeah
That's probably one of my fav aspects of balatro
It's so satisfying getting a couple cards that pair perfectly
Like the one that gives 5 mult for face card and the one that makes everything a face card
Idk the names of the cards
paradolia and smiley face
Ya
paradolia allows you to do some very nice synergies with a lot of jokers
Yeah
Can you play balatro on steam mobile? Cause I don't wanna buy it again just for it not to be saved on my phone
Or just rebuy it at all
The plant: 
Is that the one which disables face cards?
Yes
Ok
Well, I guess you get infinite swashbuckler bonus
