🎙・server-chat

[oblique isle]

And you’re GREEDY!

[fathom glen]

am i?

im lookin for a red seal,,

[oblique isle]

You’ll be fine

[onyx sorrel]

Which tarot are you copying

I can't seem to fathom whixh

[fathom glen]

deaths and a strength

i have a red seal queen im planning to turn into a 2

[onyx sorrel]

Ahh so you're weeing it

[finite shadow]

@uneven edge the humble ante 25 palette

[fathom glen]

mhm!

[inland ether]

Why not sell that dna?

[fathom glen]

obviously, i get rid of the negative scary face to make space

[finite shadow]

Because I want to survive the blinds

[onyx sorrel]

That's part of his scoring.

[inland ether]

How?

[cedar cloak]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[finite shadow]

[onyx sorrel]

It's copying more steel jokers in your hand. Hence, there's more scoring

[finite shadow]

And it’s necessary

[floral drift]

I just downloaded the game on my PC and it’s moving very slow and laggy like the entire game is on slow motion. Does anybody know how to fix that?

[onyx sorrel]

Basically if you still can't understand. If you have 10/10 steel cards, dnaing a steel card gives 5 more steels which lets you have 14/10 cards. And 14 steels is better than 10.

[onyx sorrel]

Like the game speed or the game in general.

Like it's lagging?

[deft marlin]

Generally, what's the best run type to go for and upgrade? I've been upgrading flush and full house

[finite shadow]

Burgar time

[onyx sorrel]

Generally, the best run type is whatever the game gives you.

You don't force a build.

[finite shadow]

Lmfao three spins. GG

[deft marlin]

As in, sometimes it feels easier to organise a full house or a flush, more so than a straight

[onyx sorrel]

And don't lean towards planets that don't give any chips and mult.

^I mean low chips and mult

[finite shadow]

Yeah but you get punished in flush’s really bad scaling

You’re better off playing pairs than flushes

[floral crypt]

Has anyone played balatrodle?

[onyx sorrel]

It is easier but the scaling of the planet is so bad it isn't up to par for higher antes.

Especially full house.

[finite shadow]

Yeah full house scales like dookie

[onyx sorrel]

Not yet

Let me finish mine.

[covert ridge]

I wanna try a high card build, any joker combo/deck recommendations?

[floral crypt]

Shakespeare really likes balatro i guess

[covert ridge]

I can see that lol

Not unexpected game is pretty fire

[deft marlin]

What do you mean exactly by scaling, does pair not upgrade as well as full house etc?

[covert ridge]

Jokers that give a buff that can increase

Like castle

The chips it gives isnt a flat amount

It keeps increasing

[floral crypt]

Retrigger jokers + photochad and other things if necessary I guess (like burglar or hologram or other), mime and steel cards with red seal of course

[onyx sorrel]

Scaling as in the chips and mult the planet gives.

[deft marlin]

Like the jokers that reward you for playing less than 4 cards

[covert ridge]

Oh that scaling

Didnt read the context mb

[onyx sorrel]

Like how earth gives +25 chips +2 mult

And saturn gives +30 chips +3 mult

Flush and full house has bad scaling.

[covert ridge]

If my luck is good enough ill try to get dna baron photo chad mime ill update u when it happens( 5 business years) 🫡

[deft marlin]

I see. How does two pair do with scaling?

[onyx sorrel]

I'd actually rather off upgrading venus because it's genuinely better. (Easier to build than full house)

[quiet harbor]

How do I get higher than this?

[finite shadow]

Is your deck actually all steel

[quiet harbor]

Yeah

[grave lodge]

aura

[finite shadow]

What hand are you playing

[floral crypt]

5 business years only?

[quiet harbor]

high card

lvl 100+

[finite shadow]

Oh no, one hand left, I don’t think I can beat this boss

[finite shadow]

Then you should be scoring e60

[covert ridge]

estimate

[grave lodge]

aw nooooo, you should forfeit...

[deft marlin]

bros hand is the entire deck

[quiet harbor]

how'd you do that?

[floral crypt]

Why did you copied burglar so much? Am i missing something?

[finite shadow]

Swag and juice

[covert ridge]

more hands

[finite shadow]

Gave me 20 hands, which I milked the serpent for to draw 38 extra cards

[quiet harbor]

I know there's a way for perkeo to copy cards

[covert ridge]

perkeo copies consumable

[floral crypt]

Oh, okay then

[covert ridge]

u meant his jokers?

[finite shadow]

Never mind. You’re not on plasma

[covert ridge]

showman lets u get copies

[quiet harbor]

the extra cards in hands

[floral crypt]

Try to copy mime for now or baron

[covert ridge]

burglar

[finite shadow]

I’m being silly. This hand is naneinf

[covert ridge]

show 👀

[finite shadow]

Just waiting for gf to come home cuz she likes to press the button

[grim edge]

What’s everybody’s favorite xMult joker?

[quiet harbor]

oh

you have to copy criptids

[covert ridge]

clip it

[covert ridge]

photo

[quiet harbor]

do spectral cards pop up in the shop?

[floral crypt]

Hologram and baron

[floral crypt]

With ghost deck

[red narwhal]

Throwback

[grim edge]

Nice

[covert ridge]

i never rlly used hologram tbh

[grim edge]

I love throwback it feels so risky

[quiet harbor]

damn

[red narwhal]

Throwback never fails me

[grim edge]

I got my first gold with throwback

[finite shadow]

Worst xmult joker in game

[grim edge]

It’s fun

[finite shadow]

It bad!

[red narwhal]

Boowomp

[floral crypt]

I remember i once got x10 mult on hologram, with some jokers this one is really op

[covert ridge]

imma try it today

[quiet harbor]

oh I just realized it's the serpents

so that's how

[quiet harbor]

I've never paid attention to boss blind names

I just remember that as the discard 1 draw 3 blind

that's pretty creative

[warm mirage]

Guys, apologies if this a random question, but, uuh, is Hieroglyph, like, good?

[floral crypt]

This is why I oftenly loose my runs

[quiet harbor]

Fr tho

I've had god runs that I forget to reroll on

[red narwhal]

I only use it if I want extra joker scaling

[warm mirage]

I get that -1 ante reduces how much I need to win on a given fight, but also, like, I lose one hand which is how I win points on the fights in question…

[wanton steeple]

Is this voucher ever even worth it?

[novel mica]

[warm mirage]

On top of 10 coins.

[floral crypt]

In some situations it can save your run

Just like anything in this game

[wanton steeple]

-1 hand is like a brutal punishment just to go back an ante

[warm mirage]

Yeah, exactly like what I'm asking 😅

[wanton steeple]

Like the only reason I ever got it was to 100% the game

[finite shadow]

Yeah I like it

[cunning rune]

I mean if you have scaling jokers

[red narwhal]

The only real reason to use it is if you need extra blinds to scale something or buy from shops

[floral crypt]

Not so with blue deck and (forgot the name, voucher that gives you extra hand)

[cunning rune]

It's fine

[finite shadow]

Grabba

[floral crypt]

Thanks

[red narwhal]

I want that magnet voucher to come back

[finite shadow]

His favorite joker is obelisk

[wanton steeple]

Bad cat

[red narwhal]

He's shaped like an obelisk

[finite shadow]

Frrrrr yooooo

[quiet harbor]

cut his balls off

[red narwhal]

I only ever get campfire and obelisk in situations where I can't use them

[quiet harbor]

it's great if you're going super deep

[finite shadow]

Their favorite jokers are red card and obelisk

[quiet harbor]

past a certain point if you don't win with 1 hand you're not winning at all anyways

[floral crypt]

Campfire can have some usage if you have extra money but obelisk? How people even use it?

[finite shadow]

Obelisk is unironically the best xmult joker in the game excluding legendaries

[floral crypt]

Joker is the best joker in the game

[cunning rune]

Get it early spam pair then win

[red narwhal]

I think if you've been playing a specific hand the whole game like two-pair and then transition to something like house or flush house or something

The real question is, is petroglyph worth it 🤔

[finite shadow]

You transition to anything that’s not pair

[floral crypt]

Hm, well, this is makes sense, thanks

[finite shadow]

Yeah this is the question. Most of the time on gold stake no way

[floral crypt]

Imagine having 1 discard per round

[red narwhal]

Yeah just an example, plenty of situations where it could be applicable but I never find myself in those situations

[finite shadow]

Goat joker

[red narwhal]

I despise driver's license

[finite shadow]

Yeah not a fan

It’s situational for me

[floral crypt]

Okay, now i think that i use obelisk wrong

Really need to watch some balatro university i think

[finite shadow]

It’s very easy to use wrong. It’s a confusing guy

I hated it at first

[red narwhal]

I think it's just very hard to use outside of specific builds cuz you need to have played with one hand for an extended period of time that you can transition away from reliably

[floral crypt]

I remember there was some kind of a trend on balatro subreddit where everyone showed how big their wee joker was, i think we need to do this trend with other scaling jokers

[red narwhal]

don't post your wee joker online bro

[quiet harbor]

Looks like the run ends here

[floral crypt]

I haven’t yet

[finite shadow]

Have an old screenshot

[red narwhal]

Why can't we get negative edition regular cards

[vast raft]

Jonkler

[floral crypt]

Not so big, someone on balalatro subreddit showed his wee gives him 4000 chips

[finite shadow]

Sheeeesh

That’s a big wee

[vast raft]

Weenor joke

[finite shadow]

Weenis

[floral crypt]

Venice

[red narwhal]

Wee joker should grow with its chip value

[floral crypt]

Imagine your wee joker is bigger than your entire 4k monitor

[red narwhal]

I don't have to imagine

[floral crypt]

I remember there was a big joker in cryptid mod, if i remember correctly it was named Big M or something like that

[queen escarp]

straight up flushmaxing

[red narwhal]

Big Jim

[floral crypt]

With checkered deck this is amazing build

[queen escarp]

:(

[red narwhal]

I want a club diamond deck

[queen escarp]

the kekered deck

[floral crypt]

Maybe you could find a joker that makes club and spades are the same suit and diamonds and hearts are the same suit (yes I forgot the name again)

[queen escarp]

smeared?

[floral crypt]

Maybe

[red narwhal]

Smeared is decent

[queen escarp]

i love smeared

[red narwhal]

Just tends to screw you over for suit boss blinds

[floral crypt]

Smeared is cool for flush builds

[floral crypt]

Well yeah, that can be a problem

[queen escarp]

flushmaxing

[red narwhal]

This run was infuriating cuz I saw like every joker that'd be perfect for a straight build but I'd already taken the eternal spare trousers, it ended up working out in the end tho

[floral crypt]

Found this on reddit

Now we’re waiting for balatro anime localthunk

[queen escarp]

huh

what would balatro anime plot even be

[floral crypt]

Casino

[red narwhal]

Jimbo eating a banana for 10 seasons

[floral crypt]

Okay this is better

[stray dirge]

Holy I love it

Ima send that to my gf she loves the actual anime

[urban marsh]

gros michel is my favorite joker

[floral crypt]

Imagine if she begin playing balatro because of that

[stray dirge]

lol

That would be funny she watches me play which she likes watching

[floral crypt]

Gros michel is second best joker in the game (after Joker of course)

[urban marsh]

yes

[queen escarp]

i saw some people that was playing dont starve together buying balatro, because mini game collaboration was so fun

[red narwhal]

It's been a very very long time since I've seen cavendish

[urban marsh]

true

cavendish is very good

[red narwhal]

I wanna be able to get negative ranked cards for bigger hand size

[urban marsh]

wait until you hear about mods

cryptid has it

[red narwhal]

Im on phone 😔

[floral crypt]

Because for cavendish you need to brutally execute gros michel, and nobody do that

[urban marsh]

i think you might be able to get it but you need to pirate balatro

and pirate cryptid

[red narwhal]

Michel either dies instantly or lasts forever no inbetween

[floral crypt]

Yeah, i heard about a collab with balatro, maybe i will give dst another chance and try to play it again

[queen escarp]

and when michel dies, theres NO cavendish at all

[red narwhal]

Indeed

[urban marsh]

gotta be very lucky for it to appear

just so the 1 in 1000 hits

and cavendish gets eaten

[floral crypt]

There’s has been several situations where my gros michel died at the first round after getting it😭

[urban marsh]

imagine yet another evolution of gros michel but this time its legendary

[red narwhal]

I want a deck that affects rng stuff like lucky cards

[urban marsh]

so they hit more often?

[floral crypt]

banana deck

Food jokers never expires, but wheel of fortune never procs

[urban marsh]

just pros since wheel of fortune never procs anyways

[red narwhal]

Maybe, like you gotta do something to increase odds

[urban marsh]

localthunk should add some new decks you unlock with challegnes

[floral crypt]

Wheel of fortune has 1 in 1000 chance to proc for sure

[urban marsh]

yeah

[red narwhal]

Didn't thunk say he's planning on more jokers?

[queen escarp]

spademaxing

[urban marsh]

even with oops it still never hits

[red narwhal]

i only ever find oops when I have no rng things in my build

[floral crypt]

Damn I forgot oops existed, almost never had it in the shop

[urban marsh]

yeah fr it never appears

[floral crypt]

Maybe that’s the part of this joker

[urban marsh]

i already lost 2 almost perfect bloodstone runs because i didnt find oops

bloodstone is one of the only useful uses of oops

[red narwhal]

This may be heresy but I'd like bloodstone more without the rng even if it had a lower xmult value

[urban marsh]

theres the business card but it always hit

[urban marsh]

lower than 1.5x?

hell no

[floral crypt]

Could you gently remind me what does business card do?

[red narwhal]

Fair, it's just very dicey

[urban marsh]

1 in 2 chance of giving 2 dollars when you play a face card

[floral crypt]

Thank you

[red narwhal]

Why are there so many of those common economy jokers for face cards

[floral crypt]

Oops can be useful for breaking glass card

[red narwhal]

Faceless, reserved parking, business card

[floral crypt]

The plant need some food and money

[red narwhal]

They're all doodoo as well

[urban marsh]

a joker that i never buyed is satellite

theres only 12 planet cards

its not worth it

[floral crypt]

I bought some jokers just for collection

[urban marsh]

cloud9 is way more worth it

[tacit prawn]

There's any room for modded balatro only?

[urban marsh]

depends

what mod?

[red narwhal]

Satellite requires too much money to get going unless you have astronomer or something

[floral crypt]

#⚙・modding-general

[tacit prawn]

Thx

[pastel raft]

lads, do i take the discard or the 4x mult

[urban marsh]

show your deck

[red narwhal]

How consistent can you get a 4oak

[urban marsh]

also, why the fuck do you have that oops

[pastel raft]

barely any deck fixing, not many hanged mans or deaths

[red narwhal]

For the rightmost joker I cant remember the name of

[pastel raft]

idk, im thinking lucky cards

[urban marsh]

barely worht it

for both lucky cardds and hallucination

[red narwhal]

If you can get some other rng stuff it's not bad

[urban marsh]

is that the name of the joker?

[floral crypt]

You can use it for breaking glass cards for glass jokers

[pastel raft]

especially with repeat jokers

hanging chad my beloved

[urban marsh]

im saying barely worth right now

[pastel raft]

true tho

[red narwhal]

Thank you wise monke

[urban marsh]

hanging chad doesnt get affected by oops

[pastel raft]

ik, but lucky cards do

[red narwhal]

No but it can be used to repeat rng procs like bloodstone or lucky cards

[pastel raft]

im all for gambling

gambling to the skies

[red narwhal]

Lucky 7 joker when

[pale haven]

Plano is the best joker

[pastel raft]

who?

[urban marsh]

take both by the way

[urban marsh]

who

[pale haven]

Blueprint

[pastel raft]

yes

[floral crypt]

Man, the best joker in the game is Joker of course

[urban marsh]

why do you call it that

[urban marsh]

and brainstorm

[tidal ferry]

tf is plano

[pale haven]

Why i have the game in spanish

[red narwhal]

What if blue stake gets reworked to use that pinned mechanic in knifes edge challenge 🤔

[floral crypt]

At least not yuri joker

[urban marsh]

lowkey mail in rebate too

love that joker

should be uncommon

[red narwhal]

If it means I see it less

[floral crypt]

After rework blue stake will -1 hand for sure

[bleak hawk]

i doubt it, that would be a really massive change to gold stake gameplay

[floral crypt]

Or -2 discards

[urban marsh]

no

hell no

black deck would be even more piece of shitter

[red narwhal]

Thunk wants to rework it cuz it nerfs large hands too much, that'd kinda just have the opposite effect for small hands

[bleak hawk]

i also doubt this will be the solution, if it was that simple he'd have it figured out by now

last i heard he was still deciding what to do with blue stake

[hoary kernel]

alas it was not meant to be

[red narwhal]

My guess is another sticker

[bleak hawk]

baron mime in ante 1? you prob wouldve died anyway

[hoary kernel]

ik

just funny

oh well

[urban marsh]

playing with black deck you might aswell deserve it

[floral crypt]

I also remember he will rework wild cards, what will change do you think?

[urban marsh]

i fucking hate black deck

[hoary kernel]

deserved dw

im trying to get gold stake on it

just to get it out of the way

[urban marsh]

i dont care what anyone says

[bleak hawk]

considering he said wild cards are apparently really really good in the rework, im excited

[bleak hawk]

bro nobody likes black deck 😭

[red narwhal]

Something to do with debuffs I imagine, or maybe it also makes it so they can be any rank

[bleak hawk]

im sure some people like black deck but it's the worst deck in the game by a long shot

[urban marsh]

see i told you guys plasma deck is always laced

[red narwhal]

The suit blinds can be really punishing for flush builds

[bleak hawk]

i think it'll be more than "cant be debuffed"

[urban marsh]

i forgot to send this earlier

[floral crypt]

I never saw people online liking black deck

[red narwhal]

Nebula deck gotta be my least favorite

[bleak hawk]

i dont like nebula either but it's definitely easier than black

[urban marsh]

pretty bland

[red narwhal]

The -1 consumable is just annoying

[urban marsh]

yea

[red narwhal]

It's anti-synergy with observatory

[bleak hawk]

i feel like the interaction with observatory is one of the smaller issues with nebula lol

the fact that Emperor and High Priestess dont work is a big deal

[red narwhal]

I'd just remove that tbh

[bleak hawk]

and you can't hold 2 planets to increase your chances of seeing a good one in a pack

[red narwhal]

Ghost gets a voucher that doesn't even exist and free polychrome and magic gets free tarot copies

[bleak hawk]

well the decks arent supposed to be all the same strength

[urban marsh]

and black deck is bad

[red narwhal]

Yes black is poo

[urban marsh]

yeah take plasma deck for example

[grim dew]

how dare you

[red narwhal]

Well no but I don't see any real reason for nebula to have a downside

[urban marsh]

you always score more than youre supposed to with plasma deck

[bleak hawk]

plasma lowkey sucks on gold stake, it's so different from anything else it can be really hard to put together

but it's easily the most broken low stake deck

[urban marsh]

checkered deck is also very good

[red narwhal]

Its tarot/spectral cousins don't get a downside so it just feels random

[urban marsh]

very broken

[red narwhal]

On the surface yea but it does have downsides, flushes get debuffed by a bunch of things

[bleak hawk]

checkered is super consistent but i find it soo boring

my favorite deck is probably ghost

[urban marsh]

its way easier to survive in the start in higher stakes

[slim junco]

hey guys just wanted to share this pretty fun run i had

[red narwhal]

I like ancient deck

Straights are my favorite hand to play

[bleak hawk]

abandoned is super strong, i like it

[red narwhal]

It's also why I'm excited for a blue stake rework cuz it'll make playing straights easier by getting that extra discard back

[bleak hawk]

for sure

[urban marsh]

put those cards in high contrast please

[red narwhal]

I don't like high contrast

[urban marsh]

cmon its better

[red narwhal]

No I like green clubs

[urban marsh]

clubs is better blue

[hoary kernel]

had to sell baron for riff raff

[slim junco]

i used it for some time and i just think the colors are ugly

[hoary kernel]

unfortunate but its fine

[urban marsh]

early game riff raff slam dunks baron

[red narwhal]

Club is green, spade is blue

[hoary kernel]

high contrast is good for its purpose but if i had the choice i would keep default

[red narwhal]

I'm waiting for the day I find riff raff with campfire

[hoary kernel]

i enjoy how he managed to make the black and red suits slightly different hues so i can tell them apart

[hoary kernel]

just buy tarots and sell them

riff raff means you're always at least 1 slot short so i dont know how well that would work long term

[red narwhal]

...im an idiot

[hoary kernel]

its okay i didnt know until a while ago

gift card also works with tarots

surprisingly

[bleak hawk]

well it says consumables

[red narwhal]

I want a joker that lets you bank consumeables from booster packs

[hoary kernel]

shouldve known through wording but i just always assumed it was just jokers

cool though!

[slim junco]

baron lowkey kinda sucks

[urban marsh]

yeah

[red narwhal]

Hmm that's good use for zodiac deck then actually

[urban marsh]

its very situational

[slim junco]

hanging chad might genuinely be the most versatile joker in the game

actually it would be something like blueprint but at least within commons

[red narwhal]

Very good for small hand builds

Imagine if diamonds weren't terrible

[slim junco]

it really needs some spice

[red narwhal]

xMoney joker

[slim junco]

what if instead of chips and mult it was hype and aura

[red narwhal]

Balatro gen alpha edition

[red narwhal]

What is this asking

[mint perch]

Joker cards

[red narwhal]

I'd rather a senshi joker from dungeon meshi that makes random food jokers

[mint perch]

Owh
Delicious in Dungeon? Right

[red narwhal]

Yea

[glass wharf]

Aura jacket for you man

[urban marsh]

card sharp would be ted kazynsky

[red narwhal]

Wtf

[drifting owl]

the exact card I need for naneinf run

[inland ether]

Dagger is also very versatile

[red narwhal]

Only annoying thing about dagger is you have to move cards around constantly

[glad oriole]

not really

all dagger does is +mult

[onyx lake]

yeah but usually you want +mult on the left but dagger on the right for it not to destroy random jokers

[slim junco]

well if youre playing down a joker anyway

the worst thing that could happen is being able to have 4 xmult jokers and not being able to take the fourth one

but i feel like that barely happens so

[tidal ferry]

that would be hot

[pseudo frigate]

Missing ancient joker and smeared joker

[pseudo frigate]

Real

[worldly basalt]

None of the above.

[pseudo frigate]

Black deck early game 🤢

[brazen leaf]

both kinda ass

[sharp compass]

Got ouija in shop with ghost deck and

Nice

Ily ghost deck

Unfortunately I lost because I replaced photograph with hologram due to me being afraid of the plant (I had a Holo Chad that came from riff raff)

I opened a mega standard before getting it thinking it would count it

But

[ocean wolf]

Guys please get localthunk to add an achievement for this

[finite shadow]

Still waiting haha

[urban marsh]

damn

[lethal owl]

they should fuse

[unique karma]

so I was training high score for the last few days, got some good runs going and hit like e144 wich was good. But today I was getting very unlucky, no good deck building, no tarot cards just some abysmal runs. and then I tried one last run before going to a party just for fun

the humble tripple blueprint photochad start

[lethal surge]

Found this

[umbral hazel]

gnilknoj m'I

[lethal surge]

My goat chicot

[unique karma]

chiclets the goat

[unique karma]

idk if this dies in ante 16 this is the funniest way to end my high score marathon befopre taking a break and playing the game normally for a time

[lethal owl]

this image is so good

[urban marsh]

no one believes me when i say chicot is good

in my opinion hes better than canio

(alone)

[digital juniper]

anybody wanna vc (never played this game before dm if u want)

[deft marlin]

How do you guys keep things interesting? The gameplay loop is getting a little tedious now, I'm only 17 hours in but I know people have hundreds of hours and I was wondering what you guys are doing.

[fierce plover]

blueprint in front of mime is better than barron

[calm cypress]

wrong, that would trigger each king 8x instead of 9x

[fierce plover]

wait hold on

i could totally be wrong i gota math this out rq

[calm cypress]

but I respect bringing it up

[fierce plover]

ok your totally right

[calm cypress]

3x3 > 2x4 (and i can prove it)

[fierce plover]

yeah ik lol

[calm cypress]

:^)

[fierce plover]

just didnt think of it like that

[sharp compass]

Incan'tation

[deft marlin]

What about the earlier rounds, like 1-20

[calm cypress]

dunno

[calm cypress]

reroll ur start till you get soul in a spectral pack

[cedar glade]

actually atrocious game speed

[calm cypress]

why? do u play on 0.5x?

[ripe nacelle]

got my first baron/mime run attempting instead to mess with vagabond

i mean he was rather helpful with my poor deckfixing skills

[finite shadow]

Vagabond is pretty epic early on for deck fixing, but I find him pretty counterintuitive to the simple brute force with money via red seal gold and mime

[warm mirage]

Hope posting first ever victory is acceptable here

[chrome rampart]

what it takes to roll for the stone joker

then my collection will b full

[mortal lichen]

first of many!

[languid saffron]

Anyone wanna play some multiplayer balatro!?

[scarlet sluice]

You may not like it, but this is what peak Balatro looks like

oil lamp in cryptid is the most busted thing in the game

especially if you have an oil lamp being powered up by another oil lamp for crazy exponential multiplication

[finite shadow]

Friendly reminder- ALWAYS take the speculative oops.

[deft marlin]

I fear I may be burnt out already 💀

[wicked parrot]

[scarlet sluice]

Right now I'm alternating between Balatro and Schedule 1 for gaming

[deft marlin]

I really tried to get into it but I don't think its my kind of game

It felt really repetitive

You also get to the point where everything is automated and then there's nothing to do

[tough iris]

what is oil lamp

[scarlet sluice]

absolutely busted

[tough iris]

woah

ohhhhh its modded lmao

[scarlet sluice]

I like to turn my brain off with Cryptid mod's antimatter deck sometimes haha

[scarlet sluice]

Factorio brain within me strives to optimize though, and the pursuit of crafting the perfect product to sell is a fun time

I want to make a product with no negative effects that just gives people absurd abilities for a while when consumed lmao

[chrome rampart]

im bout to cream

*scream

[cunning patio]

almost :<

[deft marlin]

Is that game any good? I heard about it but it looked kind of weird to me, maybe I could try it, not sure if its for me though

[scarlet sluice]

imo it's the best automation game there is currently

[deft marlin]

Is it the kind of game like clash of clans where you have to spend a ton of time offline or waiting

[scarlet sluice]

if you're the kinda person who likes programming, you could easily sink hundreds and hundreds of hours into it

[deft marlin]

Ohh I do programming, but not so much for fun ahahaa

[scarlet sluice]

nah it's not a mobile game lol, the only reason you'd have to wait is because your automation could probably be better

the new Space Age DLC makes the scope of the game ridiculous, but for sure just try the base game first to see if you like it

[covert obsidian]

omw to print sum Balatro cards.. might fit many in a paper so I can cut em and wrap them in plastic

Jokers, to be specific

[vital roost]

Can’t you stack oil lamps to increase its mult too

[scarlet sluice]

That's what I did to get that absurd joker to such an incomprehensible number yeah, stacking 2 oil lamps

[vital roost]

Peak

[inner gazelle]

Moo

[deft marlin]

graphically it put me off looking like those random games that get advertised on mobile games but I know it's probably not like that based on the reviews

It's too much money for me to buy something like that at the moment but if it goes on sale for a decent price I think I'd give it a try

[scarlet sluice]

Factorio having Clash of Clans mobile game mechanics sounds like something that'd be done as an april fools joke in this game lol

[deft marlin]

Oh yeah I'm sure the mechanics are very advanced

[scarlet sluice]

My final factory on my last run of the game was quite literally like a program that I had to do a bit of planning out for

[cunning patio]

rip my 2 joker run

[urban marsh]

boy do we love constellation

[cunning rune]

well

uh

time to skip i guess

[uneven edge]

ew

throwback 🤮

[urban marsh]

there are some jokers that sound good but everyone should keep distance

[cunning rune]

i did it

then found this

pair maxing rn

[urban marsh]

like throwback, obelisk and wee (not on plasma deck)

[shell sleet]

Those who have completed completionist++, roughly how many wins did it take you to do it?

I’m at 1089/1200 joker stickers and kind of dreading the last few I have to get. They’re mostly terrible jokers or legendaries (which I rarely see and always seem to have bad luck or throw when I finally get them)

Also what deck should I grind the last few gold stake stickers on?

[urban marsh]

checkered

[shell sleet]

I’m pretty comfortable with all the decks but as I said I can’t seem to pull out the win on the rare chances I get the legendary jokers

[whole vault]

Just got 120/120, on to the next! Challenges time!

[peak kindle]

guys i need help... its been 9 hours...

[fiery flower]

what does that boss even do 💀

[shell sleet]

Congrats! If you can gold stake every deck the challenges should be pretty doable

[peak kindle]

part of Cryptid mod

[urban marsh]

cryptid mod is crazy

what deck are you using?

[peak kindle]

its been 9 hours and i jsut hit round 200

legendary

[shell sleet]

Looks like a neat mod. I’ll have to check it out

[peak kindle]

it takes 30 minutes to calculate a one card hand

[shell sleet]

Just for flushes or what?

[urban marsh]

cryptid is so broken playing on a deck that makes you start with a legendary and a chance to get another one every boss blind is scary

[scarlet sluice]

I like the Antimatter deck on crypted on moderate difficulty: ||gets the positive effects of every other deck that's been completed on gold stake difficulty||

[shell sleet]

Are you just trying to cook your pc or what

[quasi cedar]

Perishable jokers are cancerous 😭

[urban marsh]

its because its easyer to survive in the start

its very boring

but its worth it

[peak kindle]

im not sure anymore

[shell sleet]

I’ve been playing anaglyph in the hopes I can stack negative jokers but that’s a pretty rng strat

Also do you play jigglypuff in smash? @peak kindle

[peak kindle]

do i end the run?
my goal was to get to round 200, but now that im here, im too attached to the run and dont know if i can let it go...

[peak kindle]

i dont play smash lmao

[urban marsh]

the negative anaglyph technique is very rare

its not worth it most of the time

[shell sleet]

Puff is an easy character to pick up if you ever want to try it out

[urban marsh]

but if youre lucky

[shell sleet]

If your pc can survive that 30 min calculation you can probably run slippi. It’s free!

[peak kindle]

what is slippi lmao

[shell sleet]

It’s a goated GameCube emulator with rollback netcode and matchmaking for melee!

[uneven edge]

I only play anaglyph deck to try and naneinf

[peak kindle]

ah, yyeah i have no interest in smash lmao sorry homie

[shell sleet]

No worries, just saw your name and thought you might be interested

[peak kindle]

valid

chat do i end the run

[shell sleet]

Yeah I’ve gotten some crazy runs on that deck. I find it to be one of the more fun ones

[scarlet sluice]

I find it wild how projects like this are Nintendo's worst enemy, because they want to re-sell you games and online functionality perpetually rather than have it done by the community

[shell sleet]

What’s crazy is this fan project has better netcode than anything Nintendo has done or seemingly will do

It’s like they’re stuck in the 2000s haha

I guess Japanese websites in general are pretty dated. I like to browse yahoo jp auctions and it’s like a time capsule of a website

[urban marsh]

go until blue screen or else you wont know the true potential

[scarlet sluice]

I'm still convinced that the reason they refuse to re-release goated Pokemon titles like Emerald and Platinum is because they fear competition with their past selves when they made more competent pokemon games

[finite shadow]

Shop 1 eternal oops. Why not

[peak kindle]

goddamn youre right

[shell sleet]

Yeah I haven’t been able to play the new games despite dropping $60 on them. I just crave the 2x speed of emulators and find them so slow

[urban marsh]

rule #1, always take the speculative oops

[uneven edge]

I might be able to cook

[finite shadow]

Never punished

[shell sleet]

I’d rather replay soul silver on 8x speed than suffer the slow animations of sword/shield

[finite shadow]

Holy shint!

[uneven edge]

only thing im missing is retcon and another copy joker

[scarlet sluice]

On my previous run of Cryptid I tried to use an oil lamp to give myself 1e300 joker slots. As expected my PC exploded the game insta-crashed lmao

[finite shadow]

So how exactly do you do it do you just keep rerolling for serpent until juggle tag is the first skip?

[shell sleet]

As much as I’d like to try balatro mods I don’t think my cpu is up to the task lol

[uneven edge]

yeah

[finite shadow]

Inch resting

[uneven edge]

you need to get EXTREMELY lucky with the juggle tag being ur first tag

[finite shadow]

Yeah

[uneven edge]

and also I need to extensively copy my deck rn

[finite shadow]

Imagine ante 16 juggle tag

[scarlet sluice]

Pokemon Emerald Rogue 2.0 is a better pokemon game than Nintendo's made in ages (although the endgame area of Scarlet/Violet was atmospheric as hell)

has all the pokemon up to gen 9, and all the battle gimmiks of every generation as well

[uneven edge]

only way to live past ante 20 is serpent rerolling

[finite shadow]

No I mean cuz you wouldn’t be able to take it in 16

[uneven edge]

oh wait yeah nvm ur right

I didnt think ab that lol

[shell sleet]

I’ll check it out! Thanks for the tips. I generally love fan projects but haven’t really explored them for Pokémon!

[finite shadow]

So then what? You skip to serpent but you have zero double tags no?

Does it just have to be before ante 20?

[uneven edge]

your survivability w/o plasma deck is cut by alot so thats the reason why

[shell sleet]

To be honest I didn’t play any Pokémon games until adulthood so it’s hard to look past some of the fundamental flaws of the Nintendo titles

[finite shadow]

Yeah I get that, I’m just saying since you have to skip to the boss you’d lose the double tags

So how would it be possible after that point

[uneven edge]

it wouldnt be

[finite shadow]

So has to be before 20

[uneven edge]

because like I said thats the only way you'd live but then you'd lose all your double tags

yeah

[finite shadow]

Ahh

Okay we speakin the same language slime

[uneven edge]

so the rng is fucked

[finite shadow]

Yeah

We should pvp white stake plasma

[uneven edge]

you'd get fucked

[finite shadow]

Nah

[uneven edge]

endless pc player vs endless mobile player

[finite shadow]

This endless pc player naneinf’d on mobile today and is 14 jokers away from c++ on mobile watch your tone!

[uneven edge]

I naneinf'd on PC yesterday and im NOWHERE near C++ on either

😭

[finite shadow]

Idk if it’d even be possible cuz the max you can set for the first pvp boss is like 16 so we wouldn’t get serpent

[peak kindle]

chat do i end the run

[finite shadow]

We could do it on ghost and start with a perkeo but I don’t know the extreme specifics of the cryptid naneinf off the dome

[uneven edge]

okay I didnt know the pillar counted for DNA too

I almost just fucking died

[finite shadow]

You tried to play a debuffed card?

[uneven edge]

nah not even that

the DNA cards from before the boss

counted as debuffed

[peak kindle]

when you asked this, can these calculations actually mess with my pc?

[scarlet sluice]

I live in hope of the day that a polished port of Balatro gets made for the 3DS

would be amazing

[ocean wolf]

I'm waiting for balatro but remade on c++/j

[finite shadow]

Oh sheit

[shell sleet]

I mean assuming your fans are functioning correctly you should be fine. Maybe keep an eye on your temps when running such a heavy cpu load to make sure

[peak kindle]

should i like play a hand with task manager open and see what it does?

[shell sleet]

If things are working properly it should thermal throttle before cooking itself

[scarlet sluice]

If you want to be sure, you can always run a stress test program that absolutely blasts your CPU to 100%, and keep an eye on your temps to make sure they're good in the most extreme case

[vital ivy]

Balatro balatrez

[ocean wolf]

John Balatro

[shell sleet]

Check out open hardware monitor or some other program to keep an eye on temps

[peak kindle]

ill play a hand with temp test open and task manager open and see what it actually does lol

[frank sinew]

how do you get the geoguesser role

[peak kindle]

i have Speccy

[frank sinew]

i can’t find it in the drop down menu sorry

[shell sleet]

Perfect just use that for a hand to be sure you’re not running hot for such long periods

[peak kindle]

what would be considered hot in this case

[ocean wolf]

Fun fact
since Balatro is the latin word for "jester", there is a decent chance that Balatro could be a surname since many surnames come from old professions

[peak kindle]

i know little about this stuff lol, only what is NEEDED to know

[ocean wolf]

Therefore there is a non-zero chance that John Balatro exists somewhere on earth

[shell sleet]

Ideally below 80°C but you should be fine as high as 85-90 if you’re not overclocked. I’d just be concerned about running above 80°C for constant workload of 30 minute hands

[peak kindle]

so idling 50-60 is fine?

[shell sleet]

Isn’t there a website to search how many people have a name

[shell sleet]

Totally fine although idle implies no workload so those numbers seem a bit high

[peak kindle]

thats what i mean lmao

but i do still have balatro open

and chrome and discord and etc

[shell sleet]

What cpu do you have dang

Yeah that’s not true idle so those numbers seem normal

[honest lance]

as long as it doesn't reach 90 I see this as an absolute win

[peak kindle]

lets see what temps reach when calculating

[shell sleet]

Yeah I’m sure they’ll be fine I was mostly memeing about cooking the pc. Thirty minute hands is crazy though

[peak kindle]

i literally played the hand and went to take a nap, then it finsihed just before i came back

[honest lance]

yeah that's crazy

[shell sleet]

I think you’d be hard pressed to cook this cpu, it should thermal throttle before damaging itself

[peak kindle]

i shouldve taken a screenshot

[shell sleet]

Unless your fans are completely clogged with dust

[peak kindle]

so basically if i cook it, i have bigger problems to worry about lmao

[ocean wolf]

See cryptid mod is healthy it encourages a regular sleep schedule

[honest lance]

idk I let my crappy ass school laptop run cryptid and it took 1 hour to calculate a 1 card hand and it still didn't finish

I got tired of waiting

[peak kindle]

yes, a 9 hour run is healthy...

[honest lance]

I'm pretty sure something melted /j

[shell sleet]

Yeah that’s why I feel like my mediocre pc isn’t up to snuff for this mod

[peak kindle]

so far has done 4 million calculations for a single card hand and is only at like 60 degrees

[shell sleet]

I can’t recall what I’m running but it’s paired with a gtx 1080 so it’s hard to be cpu limited

[ocean wolf]

I still haven't tried any mods but they look absolutely out of control

[honest lance]

crazy to think my laptop struggles more to play balatro than it does valorant (not like either are very spec requiring but still)

[honest lance]

yeah boredom seems to cause most of the waiting

[shell sleet]

I pretty much exclusively use my pc for productivity tasks and 20 year old emulated games lol

[peak kindle]

well i can click abort and itll go to the next round, but then no big number

[honest lance]

maybe the big number was the friends we made along the way

[ocean wolf]

What's the point of modded Balatro if you can't get big number

[shell sleet]

Bigger number better person

[ocean wolf]

Imagine making a balanced and fun mod, couldn't be us

[shell sleet]

You’re morally superior to others if you hit a higher score

[peak kindle]

😭

[honest lance]

How will I ever be a contributing human to society if I can't get big number in balatro

[uneven edge]

YES

[shell sleet]

Just get big number in bank account. That’s true moral superiority

[uneven edge]

I have some contribution to society now

[peak kindle]

youve missed out on what got me into this convo...

[ocean wolf]

I saw a youtube video where the guy got like e400.000 on THE MULT

[shell sleet]

Congrats dude, now you can die fulfilled or something

[honest lance]

The grind continues until my account has a balance of naneinf

[uneven edge]

oh dear

[peak kindle]

too bad i have talisman installed 😦

[shell sleet]

That’s what the billionaires seem to be going for lol

[peak kindle]

ive been on this run for 9 hours, round 200

[honest lance]

Think about it, child labor in chinese factories is literally balatro 🧠

[peak kindle]

that hand finished, but NOW i gotta play flush 5 with all of those observatory cards

this is the real battle

[ocean wolf]

Capitalism is balatro

[honest lance]

true

[shell sleet]

Hoard wealth like Smaug just for the dopamine rush that you could get from hitting ante 15+ in balatro

[honest lance]

all I'm saying is that by taking that negative skip with 10 double tags I am giving jobs to all those jokers therefore you can't tax my millions of dollars

[peak kindle]

250 Eris cards

lets see

[shell sleet]

Don’t need Chinese factory child labor, we have child labor at home

[honest lance]

you didn't learn from your mistakes

not tony stark confirmed

[shell sleet]

Big brain horse and sparrow economist over here

[uneven edge]

what the FUCK is a flush eleven...

[peak kindle]

ive been asking for help stopping this run and yall keep telling me my pc is fine, not very helpful in stopping XD

[peak kindle]

5 same suit

[uneven edge]

we all want to feed your addiction

[honest lance]

your pc is fine

but

[shell sleet]

Why stop now, you’re cooking!

[ocean wolf]

Yeah, cooking the pc

[honest lance]

nah fuck that keep gambling

[ocean wolf]

This chat is perfect

[peak kindle]

im gonna need rehab after this

[shell sleet]

At least you’re not exploiting the labor class, there’s no rehab for that

[honest lance]

I played one cryptid run (not on my laptop) and felt like I wasted my time more than I've ever done in my life

3 hours gone

[shell sleet]

I bet the rush is amazing though

[honest lance]

I legit felt tired the entire day

[ocean wolf]

But number big

[peak kindle]

now imagine that, times 3 mult

god its getting to me

im speaking in balatro

[shell sleet]

I feel tired from picking out what to wear in the morning

[honest lance]

math = balatro

they should teach balatro in school

thank you dr spectered

[peak kindle]

screw times tables, add chips and mult

[shell sleet]

Balatro is capitalism and math, that’s what we learned today

[ocean wolf]

True

[honest lance]

we need to teach the children to always take obelisk

[peak kindle]

i learned that all of you are enablers

[shell sleet]

I am a certified obelisk hater

[honest lance]

99% of balatro players quit right before reaching naneinf

[peak kindle]

me aswell

[honest lance]

keep going

[peak kindle]

i have talisman, there is no NaneINF

[honest lance]

looks like you failed balatro university

[urban marsh]

obelisk is bad

[honest lance]

there is you just have to keep going trust me

[ocean wolf]

That's not true

[ocean wolf]

The Balatro addiction is too strong

We don't quit

[honest lance]

thank you ape with keyboard

[shell sleet]

I see the value but always seem to run into it pre ante 4 where it’s basically impossible to run through to ante 8

[honest lance]

you're proving my point that obelisk haters are dumb

[honest lance]

you can keep it for later

spam high card for a bit

[peak kindle]

i have 3 obelisks from this run that i cant get rid of

[ocean wolf]

Everyone here going crazy meanwhile I'm still dying in white stake

[honest lance]

they're carrying the run trust

[shell sleet]

I guess but why take up a joker slot for zero immediate value

[urban marsh]

“Love all, trust a few,
Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy
Rather in power than use; and keep thy friend
Under thy own life's key: be check'd for silence,
But never tax'd for speech.”

[honest lance]

why take idol when your deck is not all the same rank

for later

it's an investment

[peak kindle]

ive played 100+ high cards, and 100+ flush fives... i dont think they are

[honest lance]

delayed gratification

not the joker

[ocean wolf]

Idk what that is, gimme big number now

[peak kindle]

the hand is still calculating btw, just passed 500 seconds

[ocean wolf]

LMAO

[shell sleet]

Actually idol is one of the last jokers I need to gold stake. It might be the only one I’ve never won with on any stake

[honest lance]

🇺 🇲 /j

[ocean wolf]

How many cards did you play

[peak kindle]

11

[honest lance]

you're almost at naneinf keep going

[peak kindle]

😭

[ocean wolf]

How does it say there's 36 cards to calculate

[peak kindle]

i have no damn clue

[honest lance]

jokers count as cards

[ocean wolf]

Oh

[peak kindle]

makes sense

[ocean wolf]

I assume the unplayed ones count too?

[honest lance]

the hone voucher indicates that

[ocean wolf]

Like steel

[peak kindle]

rn each joker retriggers i think just under 100 times for me rn

🙂

[honest lance]

yeah

[ocean wolf]

Ok then 36 makes sense

Good luck man 💀

[peak kindle]

its still at 36

🙂

[shell sleet]

How do I win with idol? @honest lance

[peak kindle]

make every card the same card

[honest lance]

you get money early and then you roll for it late game idk

[ocean wolf]

I saw the image you sent earlier it was still 36 bruh

[honest lance]

if you find it too early it's not very useful,

[peak kindle]

this run has been broken since Ante 48 when i got a voucher to set ante to 0

[shell sleet]

That’s generally been my issue

[honest lance]

I found the screenshot

[peak kindle]

just passed 800 seconds

[honest lance]

ante -23

[peak kindle]

i need it

[spring escarp]

What

[peak kindle]

thats only round 6 wtf

just passed 1000 seconds of calculating

[uneven edge]

with good econ this isnt a problem

[ocean wolf]

e130.000 mult while the score target is literally 200
46.1 discards
2 million moneys
Ante -23.3

Makes sense

[peak kindle]

the run may even be longer. 10:48 i was on round 100

[honest lance]

thank you mr cryptid very cool

[peak kindle]

im getting a drink

[hardy charm]

Guys what if the update was just the friends we made along the way?

[peak kindle]

❤️

[honest lance]

photochad haters when they play cryptid

[short merlin]

ace of spades in low contrast

[warm mirage]

Who is Michael and why is the game calling him gross?

[short merlin]

high contrast cards have gradients

[honest lance]

wait until you hear about cave and dish

[peak kindle]

youre not supposed to say those names

[pine mulch]

@sick wyvern

[peak kindle]

1500 seconds

[honest lance]

sock idol time

[uneven edge]

I like your seed

[hoary kernel]

fellas

i have to take it for the meme

[mental willow]

uuuh chat what do i pick ... ?

[warm furnace]

photo

[honest lance]

both jimbo_spin

[mental willow]

but both is good ...?

[warm furnace]

Bloodstone is my best copy right?

[mental willow]

WEE GAMING

[warm furnace]

weeee

[mental willow]

i need to find this man

[honest lance]

you have to consider that most of your scoring will come with photo and hanging chad (when you find it) so the +mult after the fact is not that useful (aka take photo only)

[warm furnace]

was copying it before but I'm playing all hearts so yeah

[urban marsh]

i think its astronomer

[warm furnace]

D:

[mental willow]

but with photo , what face is the best to run ?

[uneven edge]

just photo

[uneven edge]

whatever works the best for you

[honest lance]

doesn't matter, but you usually want to go kings because you could find a baron

[sharp shell]

WHAT

[uneven edge]

I typically pick kings

[uneven edge]

chicot

[sharp shell]

this seeds alright ig

do i even need to take it

[mental willow]

i can play any i think with this

[honest lance]

you can't even take it

[sharp shell]

yeah

[warm furnace]

don't take it it's chicot

[uneven edge]

you can get rid of photograph for that

[sharp shell]

game didn’t give me a negative showman bro this game hates me 🥺

[sharp shell]

what would even be better

[uneven edge]

chicot would unironically be the next best legendary for you

[uneven edge]

chicot lol

[sharp shell]

i’m gonna get a canio or some shit

[honest lance]

you get chicot or canio then what

[uneven edge]

if you get chicot then you dont have to worry about boss blinds at all

[sharp shell]

oh

[warm furnace]

chicot won't beat ante scaling tho

[honest lance]

director's cut voucher:

[honest lance]

bro did you not check beforehand LOL

[uneven edge]

I dont think directors cut and chicot are comparable

[sharp shell]

no

[uneven edge]

my point being proven

[sharp shell]

i was so busy farming dopamine

[uneven edge]

live

[sharp shell]

ok chicot please

[uneven edge]

with trib?

thats not a problem

at all

[honest lance]

that's on you lmao you could've taken it instead of perkeo for a chance of chicot

[warm furnace]

scaling is always a problem

the house always wins

[sharp shell]

🤔

[honest lance]

oh

LMAO

[uneven edge]

ggs

[raven moss]

Here's the thing, if you really quickly get castle to a hundred thousand chips, it'll be easy

[sharp shell]

nah i got this

[mental willow]

so now he nee to destroyed face ?

AHAHAHAA

[sharp shell]

no hanged man

all that money i got just now was from lucky cards

[honest lance]

also if you destroy face cards while they're debuffed, they won't count for canio

[uneven edge]

I did not know this

[honest lance]

so no matter what you were dead anyway lol

[raven moss]

That's really sad actually

[sharp shell]

there’s the seed if anyone wants 🤔

[raven moss]

You could redo the seed and get directors cut

If it showed up

[sharp shell]

blank showed up 3 times

[raven moss]

Or voucher skip

[sharp shell]

i forgot to buy it all 3 times as well

[honest lance]

hmm I think gifs are banned :c

[warm furnace]

any x2 mult replaces wee at this point right

[uneven edge]

.....

[honest lance]

no

[uneven edge]

....????

[honest lance]

the trio is replaced by dice

[warm furnace]

it's dice over wee tho

any day

methinks

[sharp shell]

negative hack

[honest lance]

wee is giving you 1.5k chips and counting

that's like

[uneven edge]

x mult surpasses that

[honest lance]

5x

[uneven edge]

by a landslide with dice

[honest lance]

wee is giving you 5x

[warm furnace]

my mult is in the hundred ls

xd sure

[honest lance]

I hate that guy

[raven moss]

Why

[honest lance]

negative burnt

[raven moss]

Oh yeah

[glad oriole]

ugly ass negative

[raven moss]

Negative he looks like a mad man

[mental willow]

TAKE THAT BACK

[glad oriole]

negatives are either ugly or beautiful

[raven moss]

This is true

[glad oriole]

no

it looks terrible

[warm furnace]

negative burnt just slow downs my gameplay rn lol

[glad oriole]

burnt normally looks good tho

[raven moss]

True.........................

[raven moss]

True..........................

[mental willow]

gif blOck bruh

[warm furnace]

ggs

[glad oriole]

thunk dislikes gifs

[raven moss]

GRRR I hate gif block

[raven moss]

Why

[sharp shell]

ok

[glad oriole]

ask him

in chill chat

:3

[mental willow]

omg... its like a dream....

[raven moss]

He not in chat rn tho

[uneven edge]

debt..

[mental willow]

but money ;_;

[raven moss]

debt is sad.......... never take credit card.........

[mental willow]

alr , never gonna do it again...

[raven moss]

Used to think credit card was awesome but..... interest is better

[glad oriole]

so basically he finds it really annoying when he goes to chat with his community and gets spammed with a billion “what is balatro” gifs

[hoary kernel]

theyre such a happy quartet

[raven moss]

Oh yeah that makes sense. Just ban that behavior then tho.

[warm furnace]

anyone wants to see my irl balatro cards

[honest lance]

fair I have like 10 of those favorited

[hoary kernel]

fun fact i have never rolled temperence once on this run

after i got the gift card

[raven moss]

Lmao

[sharp shell]

mid run lowkey

[glad oriole]

that would be more work than just filtering gifs

[sharp shell]

got so unlucky this run #RIP

[hoary kernel]

okay well
nvm

[raven moss]

Barely, and it's more effective anyway

[raven moss]

Fire

[maiden fjord]

i have a feeling this game knows the exact card you want and will (almost) never give it to you after enough deck-fixing

[hoary kernel]

its probably because im not deck fixing rn that its doing this (hologram moment)

i mean im trying but im still at like

/58

[raven moss]

No it's just there's so many jokers, and now you're noticing when you don't roll the right joker so it seems like it's being gate kept or sumin

[hoary kernel]

goodbye mail in rebate 🫡

[raven moss]

How much is holo at

[maiden fjord]

Idk the exact odds for anything to happen or if they're reactive to player input

[hoary kernel]

its too late i already sold mail in 😔

[raven moss]

Kinda low ngl

[hoary kernel]

im just tryna win