🎙・server-chat

[tulip wraith]

Chinese funny words I can't read

😭 😭 😭

What

[flint copper]

Oh wait

[tulip wraith]

☹️

[flint copper]

Like spicy ramen?

[slim junco]

Ramen is slang?

[slim junco]

..............

💀

[tulip wraith]

Ramen

Noodles

[tulip wraith]

OH GOD

I'm fearing for my life...

Ah

[slim junco]

What for little one

[tulip wraith]

Fortunately there's something else to eat in my fridge

Ah yes, traditional locro

[slim junco]

Locro?

[tulip wraith]

It's like a stew

Basically it is that

[slim junco]

Oou

There's a lot of words for stew in basically every culture

But then again

It's stew everyone found ways to make it

[tulip wraith]

Yessir

I like discovering about cultures

[slim junco]

Should I take madness

[digital patio]

One day blinding stew be upon ye

[slim junco]

Even though on this deck

I don't have eternals

[tulip wraith]

Yes

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

And take eternal egg

[slim junco]

Black stake is not active on this deck

[tulip wraith]

And take egg and sacrifice it*

[digital patio]

1-day blinding stew
Uncommon Joker
0.75x mult for the next 3 blinds, then 1.5x mult

[slim junco]

It's the second round first ante

[tulip wraith]

Yes

[slim junco]

Which ones do you know about

The choice I have rn is take madness and end up sacrificing burnt joker or just take scholar instead of skipping the pack

And keep burnt joker

[tulip wraith]

Italic culture mostly and european in general!!

[slim junco]

Interesting
What country are you from?

[tulip wraith]

Argentina 😭

[slim ferry]

not very patriotic lol

[tulip wraith]

Italic culture is basically the foundation of argentinian culture so

[tulip wraith]

Don't want me to start being patriotic ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[slim junco]

Does the banana always come back after being destroyed?

I think I've missed it a few times without even skipping

[tulip wraith]

Yes

Once you sold or destroyed a joker it can reappear in the shop

[slim junco]

No i mean

As the evolved form

Which gives 3 times multiplier

[rose mulch]

chat

how lucky am i if i get a hanging chad from ajudgement while having photo

i was like "imagine chad is here" and uhh

It materialized

somehow

[flint copper]

If it appears again, it will be as Cavendish

[tulip wraith]

Ye, it can appear once michel is ded

[flint copper]

Its chances aren’t boosted

[tulip wraith]

No, it CAN appear as cavendish

[flint copper]

???

[slim junco]

Does it always appear

[flint copper]

^

[rose mulch]

you have to get michel to self destroy to be able to get cavendish

[slim junco]

Makes sense then

[tulip wraith]

Ye

[flint copper]

Bro I said this

[tulip wraith]

Sorry

Misunderstood

[flint copper]

👌

I’m not mad btw

Sorry if it came off like that

[tulip wraith]

My lizard brain is fried after so many flushes

😭

[fervent wedge]

Who said hit the road was bad

[slim ferry]

brain swirling down the drain along with the cards

[rose mulch]

also why of every boss blind verdant leaf is the onmy one with an emote

is there lore im missing?

[tulip wraith]

Literally me

[rose mulch]

did jimbo ate a leaf when he was 1 year old?

[tulip wraith]

Yo

I'm waiting for Balatro lore drop

[rose mulch]

what do the jimbo sign means

[fervent wedge]

Genuinely one of the most fun runs I've ever played

[rose mulch]

like the hit the road one

jokers ahead?

[tulip wraith]

Beware of the Jimbo

[rose mulch]

(It dosent bites)

[tulip wraith]

Wwwwwwhaaa

[fervent wedge]

(It does bites)

[rose mulch]

((well maybe just feed it some hexes and youre going to be fineeeee))

how do you get a hex?

gamble with the underground mafia

[tulip wraith]

I used hex expecting it to hit on blueprint

And it choose the goddamn eternal egg

[rose mulch]

fear the egg

[flint copper]

Now you have two eggs

[slim junco]

2 eternal eggs

[tulip wraith]

😭

[rose mulch]

3 eternal eggs give or take

[tulip wraith]

ironically egg actually helped me to win my first run 😭🙏🙏

[rose mulch]

shotout to drunkard my boy

[slim junco]

If you get 3 eternal eggs and the joker that adds mult based on sell value

That should scale well

[flint copper]

+Gift Card

[rose mulch]

just get a judgement then hooe and pray

[slim junco]

Yeah that too

[tulip wraith]

IT WAS POLYCHROME EGG OMG

[lost kindle]

what a sight

[flint copper]

Gay egg

[tulip wraith]

Pro LGBTQI+HESOYAM egg

[raven moss]

True

[tulip wraith]

Tru..

[quiet junco]

MAYBE THIS A FUCKING SIGN TO QUIT PLAYING THIS GARBAGE

Perkeo behind the thing

BLACK DECK IS SO STUPID

[slim junco]

Always go for flushes on the third round

2 flushes usually does the trick

[finite phoenix]

Two flushes on black not always possible

[tulip wraith]

🤨

[slim junco]

I've gotten them in most cases

9/10 I'd say

Which is pretty good odds

[raven moss]

Copy seed button

[quiet junco]

YEAH IM DONE FUCK THIS SHIT

All my homies hate black deck

[astral solstice]

if I have a Perkeo copying a venus tarot card, should I just skip this

[vast raft]

3 levels can go a long way depending on your situation

But they can also be worthless

[astral solstice]

it would boost it from 4 to 7

[vast raft]

In that case yeah it'll help

[astral solstice]

but I also have this going on

[novel mica]

Spam pairs to win lets goo. Checkered deck feels broken.

[vast raft]

Negative blue joker is still blue

[novel mica]

[magic swan]

Green Joker appreciation post

[vast raft]

Fuck green joker

/j

[willow silo]

Curse you violet vessel

[signal moth]

Man, green stake is a real fkn wall

[willow silo]

CURSE YOUUU

[magic swan]

NO..

[signal moth]

Bayle?

[willow silo]

bayle too

[lethal iris]

man i think i'm cooked

255 hrs on balatro 💀

maybe i should go back to the touhou grind

[keen hazel]

“Pairs” and “checkered deck” in the same sentence 💔

[novel mica]

Real but that's just how my jonklers lined up. I died very quickly in endless

[lethal iris]

pair is just a good hand

[plucky palm]

howd u check it

i have a samsung

[keen hazel]

Checkered deck is the sole reason why I have like 5000 played flushes

[lethal iris]

gaming hub

[red hamlet]

Pair is peak

Followed by le two pair

[novel mica]

Sounds about right. Feels bad if you ever get the "No repeated hand types" mf

[lethal iris]

most of my gold stake runs so far have been won thanks to either grimbo, bus or supernova

so yeah, pair is le good

[red hamlet]

Just get a decent joker lmao

[keen hazel]

I think 3 of a kind scales pretty good

With planets

[red hamlet]

Nah

Skip 3 oak and go 4oak

[keen hazel]

Zamn

Well 3oak is easier to find than 4

[red hamlet]

3 oak is in a wacky spot
Same with 5oak

[novel mica]

I do get them but then I fumble because I'm bad

[red hamlet]

If you do any deckfixing, 4oak every draw

[keen hazel]

5oak is good when you have DNA or just a large amount of the same card

[red hamlet]

Nah

Skip 5oak and go flush five

5oak has barely better svaling than 4oak (5 more chips per planet lmao)

[keen hazel]

Vegas can’t stop me from playing 5 kings of hearts made of glass

[red hamlet]

Only better if that extra trigger does anything for you
But if you're playing around card triggers, chances are you want 1 giga card duplicated
At which point you're gonna get flush five sooner or later

At least you're not full house xdd

Full house is so ass

[digital tusk]

both are quite unlikely to get played consistently before winning though:( its more of an endless thing

[red hamlet]

4oak gaming

[digital tusk]

i love 2 pair personally

[red hamlet]

2 pair is noice

Giga pants
Giga square

[whole vault]

GM all!

I am currently on 118/120 stakes completed and earlier tonight beat green deck gold stake, but it did not tick off on my profile. Is there a way to fix this?

[willow silo]

Straight flush is so peak

[lethal iris]

2 pair is alright ig

[willow silo]

give me shortcut and 4 fingers and i won everything

and smear

[silver nymph]

2 pair is lovely but i somehow fail to draw it every time i try

[lethal iris]

pants is carrying it tho imo

[digital tusk]

if a hand needs two jokers just to make it playable its awful 😭

[red hamlet]

3 jokers that don't contribute to scoring 💔 bro is not beating gold stake

[willow silo]

Leave me alone i only won ONCE 💔

[red hamlet]

We can tell

[willow silo]

and i lost that win

[silver nymph]

ive never even beaten red stake

[digital tusk]

🔥

[willow silo]

Cuz apple took away balatro from my phone

And now im playing it on my laptop

so in practice i have 0 wins

[silver nymph]

despair

[willow silo]

Misery

[digital tusk]

how do you lose on yellow deck white stake 😭

[red hamlet]

Anyone here got a Samsung?

[willow silo]

John balatro over here

[digital tusk]

yeah

[willow silo]

I like flushes

And smear

[red hamlet]

Go into your phone app (calling)

Type in *#0*#
Click sensor
Click image test top right

[digital tusk]

flushes kind of suck, there’s not many jokers that work well with specifically them, they aren’t the easiest to draw and the planet scaling is awful

[digital tusk]

im too scared sorry

[willow silo]

Whats the best hand

[red hamlet]

It's a photo of a chihuahu

[willow silo]

Samsung chihuahua speedrun

[digital tusk]

there is no best hand its all circumstantial

[silver nymph]

[red hamlet]

Pair and two pair

[willow silo]

Dont know what that means✌️

[digital tusk]

sometimes the best hand may be flushes but it usually isn’t

[willow silo]

Isnt that just harder to do than normal flushes

[silver nymph]

flush is easy to play on the first ante

[main mural]

Flushes with Arrowhead and the other spade joker

Chefs kisd

[red hamlet]

Bro is not suggesting using wrathful

[digital tusk]

+3 mult!!

[willow silo]

Give me smear, 4 fingers, and shortcut, and im getting straight flushes every single hand i play without discarding once

[red hamlet]

15 mult total 💔 dogshit joker

[lethal iris]

bloodstone's the best flush joker

<- person who's favorite joker is bloodstone

[red hamlet]

Nice
Now Where's your score?

[digital tusk]

15 conditional mult too 😭

[willow silo]

How do i check my score

[digital tusk]

its.. fine for the first few antes or if you’re doing a photograph build

otherwise don’t

[main mural]

Just spam flushes if you're on checkered deck

Don't even discard

[willow silo]

What do i do if i wanna win (again) on black deck

White stake

[digital tusk]

you’re getting 4 of each suit every game <3

[main mural]

Then you discard

[digital tusk]

white stake? may as well just play high card

[willow silo]

why?

Im having trouble gettinf my (technically 2nd) first win

i got so close

But violet vessel came

and i got 295k/300k

[digital tusk]

give me a sec i’ll do black deck white stake high card for you right now

[willow silo]

no way

Balatro sweats

[lethal iris]

lmao

[main mural]

Crazy

So uh....

Balatro 2: Revenge of Jimbo when? 🤔

[digital tusk]

zoom zoom

[willow silo]

ill wake up and check on how you did

No way its that easy

[livid berry]

Checkered deck at home

[main mural]

100 DOLLARS FOR GTA 6

[rare yew]

6 jokers left to goldenly sticker chat

[honest canopy]

Name em!

[rare yew]

let's see if I know them by memory now

seance, stone joker, idol, pareidolia, triboulet, yorick

[honest canopy]

I'm actually impressed you somehow have 2 legendaries left. That feels like some bad luck. Seance though... 😬

[rare yew]

it's been real bad luck lately

I haven't seen a soul card in a very very long time

[lethal iris]

it happens

[rare yew]

lucky for me both of those should carry a run

[vivid island]

apart from the legendaries, the other 4 looks not so easy to gold sticker though.

[west spear]

Stone's biggest difficulty is swallowing your pride and actually use tower for once

and then pray to god he actually shows up

[lethal iris]

just use marble joker on plasma

[honest canopy]

Stone and Idol though. That's sort of synergy

[lethal iris]

speaking of yorick

i got him on a decent gold stake run but i lost to the eye

(my main xmult was card sharp)

[wraith brook]

i just finished ghost deck on gold stake and triboulet absolutely saved me since i was playing shoot the moon and was able to transition from high card to 4oak

[vivid island]

my run for canio ends up kinda dangerous because I had great difficulty in finding things to scale it and have to lean on flower pot straights.

[wraith brook]

now i have 2/5 gold sticker legendaries

[worldly compass]

stencil + chicot carry

[vast raft]

Why 2 chicot

[worldly compass]

why not 2 chicot xD

[heady plover]

-1 +1 +1

is that how it works

[boreal niche]

i had a dream last night that there was a new joker

[finite shadow]

NOO external gifs banned!?😭

[boreal niche]

it was like uncommon or rare i think

and its gimmick was that it multiplied all sources of money making by 1.5x

[finite shadow]

[worldly compass]

was waiting for double chicot vs violet but didn't happen, but i don't really need points so keep them anyway

[vast raft]

o

[versed prairie]

red card + hologram + Econ = win

[spice patrol]

The antisynergy 😭

[whole vault]

Any way to see run history? I have a win that isn’t showing up

[wraith brook]

ghost deck was really easy, i beat red through blue stakes btb took 2 tries on purple and won gold stake first try, only orange stake gave me any trouble

time to go the abandoned deck and play straights every run

[vast raft]

Canion't

[sudden kettle]

Balatro community

Please give me fun challenge ideas

Make it creative

Not smth like

"No jokers"

I also don't have all the decks soooo

[worldly compass]

only play 1 hand type for the whole run

nvm i think it is more tedious than fun

[sudden kettle]

Yeah

Smth fun I did was

Every shop i had to spend all of my money

If i can't i losr

[raw aspen]

No face cards

:D

[sudden kettle]

I play abandoned deck...

Soo

[worldly compass]

damn insane idea ngl

[sudden kettle]

Chat GPT

:)

Its fun

[raw aspen]

Huh

[sudden kettle]

It gave me the idea

[worldly compass]

we are doomed

[sudden kettle]

😭

[sharp shell]

i need more money

[mortal carbon]

Sell banana and you should almost have enough for photo

[sharp shell]

ok

[mortal carbon]

Whoa buddy no need for steamer luck

[sharp shell]

it hit bootstrap

i have 444 flat mult

[lethal iris]

space themed jokers only

[wanton steeple]

2 more stakes in black deck I can do this

just need that good synergy going

[crimson forum]

It would be funny tho

[toxic night]

Do it

[novel mica]

My run is very shiny (i'm gonna fumble all of it probably)

[crimson forum]

It has been done

But also

I must know what happens

For experimental purposes

[plucky stirrup]

I love selling a joker I don't want to use a Judgement to replace it only for Judgement to give me back the exact same joker [=

[crimson forum]

This one is more powerful

Honestly good seed I was js messing around with madness

[sand talon]

i dont understand this D:

is it the final deck?

[novel mica]

No it just deleted all my funds cuz I'm using the deck thats main thing is flushes

[cloud valve]

Yall see worthikids made a balatro album?

[unkempt pelican]

Balatro the anime?

[sand talon]

i mean.... i mean..... you still can win tho

right?

use all your econ before the round

and i think you can prepare for that boss fight

[novel mica]

Ye I just did a flush immediately and the boss exploded for 45 dollars

[wanton steeple]

Madness is good if u get a really good eternal joker

[crimson forum]

Ya I was js chilling on white stake

[sand talon]

what? exoloded?

[novel mica]

I missed the letter

[sand talon]

no like

i still dont get it

so you wasted 45$ for playing flush

why didnt you spent that in the shop before entering the blind

[lost kindle]

bbalatro anime when

[sand talon]

imma assume that you forgot, or you rerolled the boss blind and got that

[digital tusk]

ante 10 round 14, and losing $45 is the biggest problem you see with this run?

[novel mica]

I wanted the money to do extra damage to the boss

[sand talon]

huh??

[sand talon]

that's what i was saying, why lose the 45 dollar, just spend it in the shop before entering the round and prepare for the boss

[novel mica]

I succeeded that's what matters. And then I threw the run later. I don't make it very far in endless rn I'm still new.

[devout turtle]

should earth get buffed? this thing is rlly hard to get and even worse than saturn. i think it only scales for 2 mult, so about the same as venus. which is a shame, i kinda like full houses

[sand talon]

ok

[sand talon]

i actually thought you were talking about our green earth 😭

[shy viper]

Guys tonight’s a lucky night be sure to throw a run down

Idk why but it is

[finite shadow]

Guys

I am in a slump. Can only win like 1 out of 7-10 games

[prime glen]

Facing the head, should I sell brainstorm or blueprint?

[finite shadow]

Blueprint is always preferred over brainstorm, I’d sell brainstorm

But you have multiplicative on scoring instead of after scoring so realistically wouldn’t make a difference at all

[prime glen]

Try plasma deck

[finite shadow]

I only play gold stake

Plasma gold stake is a completely different game

[queen escarp]

is there any requirement of making it appear in a shop?
similar to stone joker/lucky cat/glass joker
or just random

[wanton steeple]

I think a majority of ur deck has to be diamonds for it to appear

If you're talking about unlocking it

After that it should be random

[queen escarp]

alright

cuz its been awhile since i saw it

[wanton steeple]

Similar to the other 3 next to it

[queen escarp]

maybe my brain was just ignoring it

[wanton steeple]

If you've already unlocked it should be random

Not sure

[queen escarp]

yeah it is random

[finite shadow]

No requirement for this guy to show up

Winner winner check that out

[wanton steeple]

Isn't the requirement to unlock it have a majority diamonds in ur deck

[finite shadow]

Yeah but that wasn’t the question

[fervent wedge]

That's to unlock

[queen escarp]

yeah but i meant to appear in the run

[fervent wedge]

Not for it to appear

[finite shadow]

It’s very clearly unlocked already in that screenshot

[queen escarp]

i know to unlock you have to get 30 or so diamonds

[finite shadow]

Ya somethin like that

[fervent wedge]

God the club one sucks ass

Like spades and hearts are easy because checkered exists

But clubs and diamonds you have to fucking work for

[finite shadow]

When I was unlocking them I honestly think I was just restarting on erratic until I got one w like 20 something of that suit

[fervent wedge]

I unlocked them before erratic deck

[finite shadow]

Jeeeepers

[worldly compass]

i did it on yellow (i think?) before realizing 1 suit changing tarot card with magic deck and you're half way there

[balmy wren]

Balatro free for ps+ WHAT 🫡 🫡

[polar hill]

Balatro for Windows XP and GameCube when

[fierce plover]

still waiting for full release of balatro ds
the demo is cool and i love it

but like only 50 jokers

[sweet nexus]

Balatro on the 64gb iPod touch

[wanton steeple]

I've been messing around with balatro and just trying to run it on anything Lua related

[frozen rampart]

Balatro on a Texas instruments calculator plz

[sweet nexus]

Balatro LG Smart Fridge port when

[wanton steeple]

If it runs android probably

[fierce plover]

most smart fridges run on android

[wanton steeple]

I got it to run on my smart TV

[fierce plover]

balatro runs fine on my fire TV

fuck

[fierce plover]

why are you evil

[sweet nexus]

Oh shit fr?

[fierce plover]

yeah

[wanton steeple]

It comes naturally

[frozen rampart]

Balatro on my PS vita with the android compatibility layer could be a thing... 🥹 🙏

[sweet nexus]

r/ItRunsBalatro

[fierce plover]

you should get nuclear throne on your ps vita

[frozen rampart]

I'll give it a look, why not 🙂

[sweet nexus]

you should get persona 4 golden on your ps vita

[fierce plover]

nuclear throne is 12 bucks

[frozen rampart]

I tried it but not for me haha
I bet someone's trying to make or have already made balatro run on a vita

[wanton steeple]

Do not underestimate my knowledge of Lua @fierce plover

[fierce plover]

im scared

but also intruiged

[frozen rampart]

https://github.com/Daexxxx/Balatro-Vita
Ayyyy
Android compat layer not even needed

[fierce plover]

think of enter the gungeon, now make it crunchy and faster

[wanton steeple]

If it runs love2d at least version 9ish

64bit

[sweet nexus]

The background is incredible

[wanton steeple]

It'll run balatro with a little tweaking

[fierce plover]

scary

[frozen rampart]

Ooo

[fierce plover]

like really crunchy

[sweet nexus]

define "crunchy"

[scarlet sluice]

Do you guys think my high card is leveled enough? 🤔

[wanton steeple]

Lua is very simple coding language

[fierce plover]

like you go outside in the fall and step on a really nice leaf crunchy

[frozen rampart]

Gah damn that's a lot of upgrades

[fierce plover]

thats what playing the game feels like

[sweet nexus]

The exact explanation I was looking for, thank you

[wanton steeple]

I tried porting balatro to PSP

[frozen rampart]

I've still not beat the 7.2mil blind yet
I've had a couple of close attempts at it but mistakes bury my run

[wanton steeple]

But I think the love2d homebrew port is too old

[frozen rampart]

Ahhh okay

[fierce plover]

ive got 2 runs in vanilla past ante 12, aside from that ive died there so many times

[cloud umbra]

One of my favorite wins I’ve gotten probably

[fierce plover]

just barely

but nice

[frozen rampart]

Yeah
I have unlocks that I want for getting past 12 but I need to improve lol

[cloud umbra]

That’s what made it so satisfying

People hate on acrobat too much

[scarlet sluice]

I like how Balatro could definitely have been made on any console within the past 30 years, but exists now because nobody else had happened to have the idea yet

[cloud umbra]

It comes in clutch sometimes

[fierce plover]

i dont like acrobat, but green deck is my main so

[cloud umbra]

Acrobat is really great if you don’t need to worry about money

[frozen rampart]

Saaaaame
And I'm loving all the efforts to get it to run on the older stuff

[fierce plover]

so never

[cloud umbra]

It happens

[frozen rampart]

Ps1 or ps2 balatro with a CRT TV

[scarlet sluice]

I'd love a polished 3DS port of it personally lol

[cloud umbra]

That’s not the first run I’ve barely won because of acrobat

But it’s definitely not the best joker or anything like that

I can think of worse ones

[fierce plover]

that would be sick

[cloud umbra]

Dude absolutely

The aesthetic is so on point

[fierce plover]

i would actually use my 3ds for somthing aside from being a camera lol

[cloud umbra]

Omg I just went through my 3DS and there are over a decade-old photos in there that I never remember taking when I was a kid

[fierce plover]

it makes me angry that you cant transfer miitopia saves from 3ds to switch

[scarlet sluice]

FYI, modded 3DS with Retroarch installed is one of the most legendary handheld gaming devices you could possibly have

[fierce plover]

yeah, right next to the steam deck

my 3ds is modded

[scarlet sluice]

pog

[fierce plover]

dont like it for emulation tbh

[frozen rampart]

Yeah its up there in terms of being a good 'do all' emulation/backwards compatibility console

[fierce plover]

i never saw it that way tbh

your limmeted to nes snes and handhelds for nintendo

[frozen rampart]

I prefer standalone emulators basically always but retroarch is decent for less powerful devices especially if standalone emulator support isn't really there

[fierce plover]

the 3ds has emulators built in, Why not just set stuff up as a virtual console game?

[scarlet sluice]

The only emulation 3DS seems to perform sub-par on in my experience is GBA, but you can work around that by running open_agb_firm to launch GBA games bare metal instead of emulated

[frozen rampart]

There is the vc side of it yeah
Retroarch is less limited in what you can do though

Yep there's that plus twilightmenu is sweet

[fierce plover]

why is emulating gba games even an option, seems to just be infirior

cannot spell

[scarlet sluice]

you get savestates with emulation tho

[fierce plover]

ig...

[frozen rampart]

I think for GBA emulation on PS vita, the best option is still to use gpsp, I don't think they ever got around the native vita GBA emulation performance problems

[frozen rampart]

Well, more of them

[scarlet sluice]

that's the only thing you lose though, imo not worth the performance tradeoff

[vast nebula]

Luckiest rare joker tag ever

[finite shadow]

I think top 5 on my most cursed runs ever

[vast nebula]

Dayum, btw does hit the road ×mult is permanent or not?

[finite shadow]

Nope it resets every blind lmfao

[vast nebula]

Rip, i thought it was permanent lmao

[fierce plover]

if it was permanent it would be crazy

[finite shadow]

But merry Andy putting in work

[vast nebula]

Fr, probaly easiest strongest joker #1

[autumn flame]

I got decently far on balatro zodiac deck

[finite shadow]

Yeah would immediately be the best joker in the game

[autumn flame]

white stake sadly but I've unlocked up to black stake so far

[finite shadow]

I got decently far on Joe

[valid canyon]

permanent hit the road is just like yorick ramped up by 100%

[finite shadow]

[vast nebula]

Atleast buff it like reset every boss blind defeated like campfire

[autumn flame]

I got back to back legendary jokers

first yorick then canio

[vast nebula]

Dayum nice

[autumn flame]

I actually got pretty good canio value I ended up having 12x mult

because of a lucky immolate

[vast nebula]

Yorick on gigachad mode lmao

[autumn flame]

and turning most of my kings into glass

I also ended up with a dna and blueprint for more canio value

I think I got up to ante 13 at most

[fierce plover]

i think that lucky cat is my favorite joker

[valid canyon]

virgin yorick vs chad hit the road..

[vast nebula]

Here i also got DNA and blueprint for 0$ lmao
Nica rare joker tag

[vast nebula]

Combo it with "oops, all 6s" Then it's GG

[fierce plover]

yeah

[frozen rampart]

I'll try to get a seedless run going with cat and 6s

[finite shadow]

Mathematically would be 950% better but yees

[frozen rampart]

Been wanting to try lucky cat the last couple days but never saw it before then and wanted it

[vast nebula]

If hit the road does get changed and make it permanent, i think we need to nerf his gain ×mult from ×0,5 → ×0,1

[finite shadow]

I very rarely get cat online but it’s really fun when it is

[vast nebula]

Good luck bro

[frozen rampart]

I've been easing into making glass cards and have been putting lucky modifier on any cards when steel isn't an option

[autumn flame]

I forgot to save the seed for my last run 😔

[austere axle]

How my first Balatro run on my phone went

[vast nebula]

Got roasted lmao

[frozen rampart]

Reckon I can do OK with lucky cat now I've been improving steadily

[vast nebula]

Reckon?

[austere axle]

Lmao maybe I should play when I'm not half asleep

[frozen rampart]

Yeah I thought before that I wouldn't make good use of it, but I think I can do OK with it now

[vast nebula]

Wait, did you skip the ancient joker?

[frozen rampart]

Try to get a good balance of lucky cards and steel cards and try to push past that 7.2m blind finally

[austere axle]

That time, yes. Next run, I did not

[vast nebula]

Sorry im bad at english, what is "reckon" :v

[vast nebula]

Owh, thanks for the answer

[frozen rampart]

Oh, it means like "I think"

[valid canyon]

im pretty sure "reckon" means "I believe" or "i think"

[frozen rampart]

Yea

[vast nebula]

Okey nice, thanks

[vast nebula]

Alright, thanks

[frozen rampart]

🙏

[valid canyon]

btw what do you guys think abt Madness

[sly ridge]

madness is incredible

[finite shadow]

great jonker

[valid canyon]

my first gold stake was actually with madness

hold on let me get the screenshot

[raw aspen]

So how does this work exactly does it still gain mult even if it doesn't destroy a card

[sly ridge]

yeah

[raw aspen]

Aw cool

[wicked parrot]

[toxic night]

the ankh wee joker sticker is big

[magic swan]

Joker for sweats

[frozen rampart]

Its a nice card no doubt

[valid canyon]

i have mixed feelings about trading card

[half whale]

should i sell something for smiley face

[slim junco]

When we getting the slot machine DLC

[frozen rampart]

Take this with a pinch of salt but, I guess the gold card mask joker thingy hasn't converted all your face cards to gold yet? I'd maybe pick that
Then hope the tarot gods give you good fortune

[weak orchid]

I eat bees

[fervent wedge]

How do they taste

[weak orchid]

Kinda like bees

[wintry patrol]

i'm usually able to get cat to at least like 4x when i get it in a run
it's my favorite scaling joker it adds tension to every hand you play with whether the lucky cards will proc or not

speaking of lucky cat...i'd like one right now

[tidal spear]

I'm surprised this server doesn't have stickers

[raw aspen]

You can't even send stickers actually

So

[tidal spear]

Bummer

[sick iris]

one more to go😁

[frigid moth]

time for a smoke break i guess

[slim junco]

Isn't it crazy how we can all say words and we know what we're trying to say to each other person

[frigid moth]

im following

[finite shadow]

this would but a head shaped hole through my monitor for sure

[slim junco]

But when we think about stuff it's just words. Do they mean anything if no one else hears them?

[frigid moth]

do your thoughts mean nothing?

[slim junco]

They aren't physical. The world continues if I think or don't think

[wanton steeple]

Alt+prntscrn then Ctrl + v into discord trust me it'll be a game changer for you

It'll make it easier to share your screenshots

Also have fun took me 2 weeks to beat jokerless

[slim junco]

Remember this gem

[wanton steeple]

No way balatro

[slim junco]

They actually made balatro in real life

[frigid moth]

OH.

i forgot where this whole thing started

[slim junco]

Wym

[frigid moth]

i spent a lottt of time playing that minigame specifically

[queen escarp]

:D

[slim junco]

Oh same. Lil gamblers to be

[queen escarp]

2 new gold stickers :D

feeling good

had a full house/flush house run

[humble sparrow]

Huh

[wintry patrol]

poker is so cool i wish it was real

[worldly laurel]

-1$

[spring gale]

i play every ante like it's my last

[teal flicker]

This is the ideal order right?

[worldly laurel]

wait wha-

[remote pendant]

yo that deck actually looks neat

They've started shipping them?

[teal flicker]

No I printed them on card stock and pain stakingly cut them with an X-Acto

[remote pendant]

dang thats awesome

[worldly laurel]

very very cool ngl

[teal flicker]

I also don’t remember if the photograph placement is right so I don’t have someone tell me that tomorrow

[worldly laurel]

what should i sell?

[remote pendant]

DNA?

[worldly laurel]

also the baron (1 of them) and mime are natural negative

[indigo bolt]

Why do they all look kinda blurry?

Is the original image from a screenshot

[teal flicker]

Took the sprites. Upscaled. Did crimes to them in Canva.

[indigo bolt]

Oh I see lol

[wanton steeple]

not negative tag

[teal flicker]

Joke answer is to put on the crt filter

[wanton steeple]

[indigo bolt]

Ah yes put the crt filter over my eyeballs

[queen escarp]

it was ante 8 okay?

better than nothing

[wanton steeple]

We do negative tags in this household

[indigo bolt]

Unironically it would be cool if you just see everything like a vhs tape recorder

Literal rose tinted glasses

[wanton steeple]

Controversial opinion but

[queen escarp]

there was NO negative tags 😭

[wanton steeple]

I think crt filters are overused and bad

[queen escarp]

i even got the -1 ante thing

[indigo bolt]

Then by extension pixel art in indie games are also overused and bad

Idk if its going in that style its nice imo the game looks really goofy without the crt filter

Everything looks like plastic and really stiff

[wanton steeple]

I think balatro looks nice without CRT filter

[indigo bolt]

The crt gives it some life and glow

[unborn ledge]

I think CRT fits balatro

[wanton steeple]

Me personally I think crt filters have gotten to gimmicky

I don't hate a game for using it

Just almost everything wants to use a crt filter now

[round tapir]

literally any "indie" horror game thats tryna be unique just slaps on 10 filters making it unplayable

[brisk pendant]

Yeah I've gotten pretty tired of it

[brisk pendant]

Horror has to be the most unoriginal genre in indie games

Horror devs can't do anything but ride trends

[round tapir]

Oh yeah for sure

[brisk pendant]

If you told an indie horror dev that the newest trend is jumping off a cliff, they'd do it

[devout turtle]

no matter what, whether it be jokerless or gold stake, one simple tip that no one seems to recommend is getting blue seals. like, just focusing on blue seals and dig for them changed EVERYTHING.

[vast raft]

Indie game devs trying not to make their game about a childrens' franchise turning scary and trying to kill you catalized by events brought by the greed/desperation of the higher-ups:

[brisk pendant]

Right now the big thing seems to be games where everything was you going insane after you killed someone

[round tapir]

lol real

[quiet igloo]

Polychrome 🤤

[queen escarp]

gem maxing rn

[finite shadow]

@uneven edge me when I when

[sudden kettle]

There aren't enough to make a challenge out of it

[sand talon]

guys..................................................................................................................................

balala

[worldly compass]

supernova/ space joker/ rocket/ constellation/satellite (or astronomer, this one count as space theme right?)

[sudden kettle]

Well I won't get all of them Iin one run

[severe geode]

Real balatro players build gem instead of trying to win

[formal lagoon]

just got a rental gold joker

1$ a round 🔥

[severe geode]

Racks

[umbral acorn]

Faster return on investment than regular gold joker

[formal lagoon]

and half the time i lose out on interest cus rental plays before golden lmaooo

so i get a dollar every now and then

[vale fog]

just save $28 silly

[formal lagoon]

i need to have 3 or 4 more than a multiple of 5 for it to do anything

polychromed that shit

[formal lagoon]

yeah no prob just give me like 8 rounds

[wraith crown]

is it possible to transfer a balatro save from mobile to pc

[willow silo]

gta 6 got delayed

[formal lagoon]

to when

[loud iron]

hello ladies and gents

[loud iron]

depends

[wraith crown]

im on android

[loud iron]

are you using BMM mobile or appstore mobile

and is your android phone rooted

[wraith crown]

dont think so

[loud iron]

it likely isn’t possible then

but those are the only methods i know about

[deft marlin]

died to 300k boss

so hard

[livid basin]

guys

[formal lagoon]

yeah were taking that

[finite phoenix]

Wait until you see the 1.2 million boss

[deft marlin]

HUH

[finite phoenix]

Gold stake final boss is 4x bigger

So violet vessel goes to 1.2 million

And the others are 400k

[gentle nexus]

Good balatro days my friends

Oh shirt i mean Balatro morning

[royal zenith]

Quite possibly the worst looking negative in the game lol
Looks cool when not negative though :P

[livid basin]

does castle ignore your deck?

[worldly compass]

no, it cares about your deck

deck full spade => castle will only ask for spade

[loud trail]

My Balatro playing-cards just arrived. The packaging is nice and the cards look good. They were kinda expensive tho and still smell a bit

[visual jetty]

I got so done with blue stake I’m playing jokerless for funsies

csnt wait for the soon™️ update

[visual jetty]

yea but like balatro tho

we love balatro

[grim dew]

go to a real casino and say "oh i brought my own cards" and just show the dealer them

[visual jetty]

pray the dealer is based and plays balatro

I mean if you surround yourself with poker

You probably play balatro right

probably not

[loud trail]

Casinos don't work like that but it sounds funny

[livid basin]

Cool

[molten parcel]

Every joker (except for ancient joker) that asks for rank/suit (mail in rebate, castle, etc) are all based around your current deck

The only things that are independent of your current deck are ancient joker, the boss blinds that disable a suit, and i think to-do list?

But that really only really matters if youve got entirely one card in your deck, and if youve got that much deck shaping youre probably gonna be ok without the $4 lol

[fathom glen]

mine will arrive around the end of this month! :D

[unkempt pelican]

New Car Smell

[random tendon]

I hope this banana lives 'til ante 8

[quiet girder]

What do they smell like

[sand talon]

it will, and dies right before the boss blind :)

[quiet girder]

It’s dead next round

[inner vine]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuhh what a luck

I've betted on glass cards last hand but no luck

[split grotto]

Two pair

Pants

[slim junco]

This gotta be the weirdest synergy I've ever played

[loud trail]

Idk. They just smell horrible

Its not that strong tho

So i guess just dont smell them

@quiet girder Shapesmith?

[sudden saffron]

this is so cool

[raven moss]

Why did Mr.thunk chose those jokers specifically for the playing cards?

[quiet girder]

Yes?

[loud trail]

Why the name?

[worthy swan]

so i hit naneinf, does it always kill your best hand played after you reopen the game?

[fresh spruce]

jimbo, juggler so you have a normalish looking joker for games that need it, then blueprint and banana

[worthy swan]

or is it cuz i overkilled it by like 150 cards in hand

[raven moss]

Yeah I know why would he choose those ones? I mean I know why jimbo, but the other ones.

[terse ferry]

Ye

[deft marlin]

Does the supernova joker benefit from using the same run, like full house over and over?

[sand talon]

balala

[raven moss]

Yeah it counts how many times you've played each hand total over the whole run

[deft marlin]

so when it says poker hand, does it mean that exact hand? like I'd need the same cards to add stacks

[raven moss]

No just the same poker hand

[worthy swan]

hand type

[deft marlin]

Ohh alright

[sand talon]

you are soo noob your highscore is worse than a new player

smh

[worthy swan]

if u go to run info, the number on the far right is how many times u played that hand

[worthy swan]

that number is the same as how much mult supernova gives

[deft marlin]

Damn I think its quite a good joker

Would you guys swap any of these for smiley face joker?

I can't decide

[worthy swan]

depends on if ur playing a lot of face cards

[worthy swan]

yeah someone cut off my hands so its kinda hard to play cards

[sand talon]

the only thing hard is me when i see lucky cat

[modest solar]

Are you playing alot of faces? and also, which poker hand ar u playing?

[deft marlin]

full house is most frequent so far, I have 7 kings but 8 aces lol

[worthy swan]

id react with devious joker if it was an emote

[raven moss]

You need to get some xmult is what would be good

[modest solar]

misprint probably is the worst of that group, it gaves you between 0-23 mult, it depends alot of the RNG

if you play full house with all faces you gain 25 mult

It can also be Supernova, how many times have you played full house?

[deft marlin]

6 times so far

[modest solar]

mmm

are u in early ante?

[deft marlin]

4

[modest solar]

yeah misprint, Supernova if you one hit each blind you gain +3 mult

Misprint depends way alot of RNG, it only works in early antes

Full faces house its already better than misprint with 23 mult, and even if you play low faces in a full houses (2) atleast you make sure you gain 10 mult

Unlike misprint that he could even gave you +0 mult lmao

[deft marlin]

Yeah oof

The bull and to the moon joker must be a really good combo right

I swapped misprint for bull

[proud cradle]

damm

[noble wagon]

will plant be a problem? /j

if i get plant i’m so done for 😭

[wanton steeple]

Man this probably the best and shittiest luck ever

back to back

invisble joker is polychromed

[jovial parrot]

Not only that but you got two negative Obelisks

Actually wait does invisible keep the negative

[wanton steeple]

no

[noble wagon]

we have a different problem

[wanton steeple]

I think only anhk can do that

[pallid hawk]

i dont even care that it's negative i'd sell it

obelisk hater till i die

[wanton steeple]

this what I mean how shit my luck is lmao

another ante 3 lose here we go

[loud iron]

is it just me or is erratic deck on red stake hard for no reason

i swear it shouldn’t be hard

[wanton steeple]

man I love losing on ante 3 in black deck because only have 2 discards

[wanton steeple]

well that's the 3rd ante 3 lose in a row because nothing synergizes guess time for a break

[wanton steeple]

ever rare and poly skip I have gotten has been ass so far

[worldly laurel]

should i take it

[uneven dust]

ouchie wowchie being hit with the mass and heat of the sun compressed into a tiny ball of pure energy travelling directly into my face at approximately 20 meters per second really hurts

[vast raft]

Yippee

[worldly laurel]

first time touch grass experience?

[uneven dust]

what would make you think that

[worldly laurel]

me at 4 experienced that.. ig

[olive ferry]

yes

😍

[worldly laurel]

im now far from that ;-;

[warm mica]

can i get baltarobucks

[worldly laurel]

wait

[uneven dust]

not for you

[urban marsh]

what about me?

the humble director's cut:

[whole wraith]

The plant when it sees the player skip ante 1 directors cut:

[worldly laurel]

when u hit the mark and directors cut change to the plant:

[deft marlin]

The game is a breeze until the 300k boss 💀

Uuuuuuuugh

[urban marsh]

wait until you hear about ante 39

[raw aspen]

wait until you hear about ante 40

[lament crown]

ante 39 is only a mere 4.8e309 score

[worldly laurel]

man i wanna take it but i cant

sorry for blur btw

[random silo]

Man how many ectoplasm did you take?

Wont your hand size go too low?

[lost kindle]

nat negatives porlly

[thorny anchor]

its been months i've been missing

how's mobile and mod going? any new news?

[worldly laurel]

natural neg. baron and mime

another one i ectoplasm

/\ the baron

i got negative scholar, fortune teller, wrathful and popcorn along the way

i used popcorn and scholar to pass verdant leaf twice

[glacial sequoia]

bro I got 2 3oaks

[worldly laurel]

did u use ecto on smth? only 7 hand size

[glacial sequoia]

Trading Card

[raven moss]

Hi chat

[finite phoenix]

wtf

[worldly laurel]

DGSBEPAA the seed

first round neg. mime, ante 2 perkeo, ante 5 trib, ante 9 neg. baron

[open kindle]

I miss CallMeCarson

Like pre-prison carson, the inside changed him

[drifting cedar]

I lwk forgot he existed

[noble wagon]

Dude i don’t need anymore brainstorm

i can’t read

[glad oriole]

balatro players trying to read challenge

[drifting cedar]

Too real

[prime glen]

Fuck you

[queen escarp]

WAS THAT THE

[near vault]

ow to restart the tutorial ?

[queen escarp]

its gonna be a good run

[sand bluff]

do I stick to trib or pivot to baron

wait this isn't game discussion

[slim junco]

hello

[glad oriole]

trib

baron sucks baron

[pseudo frigate]

I just ran a full house deck with odd Todd, Fibonacci, Abstract Joker, Trio, and Blueprint Trio

It was so peak

[left hill]

When is gameplay update

[jovial parrot]

OMG they cut out green joker

YOU MURDERER

[queen escarp]

wha

[noble wagon]

today

[queen escarp]

1 round until final blind

the only sticker i can get is for marble joker

by selling second stencil

[loud iron]

you need more brainstorm

[loud iron]

my DNA coming in clutch on the needle

[queen escarp]

:(

welp it was all or nothing

[wide rose]

it seems i’m a bit late but it was more mult to just, keep the stencil

1 3x stencil vs 2 2x

[queen escarp]

i know but i need gold sticker

[wide rose]

yeah i mean keep it and take marble

[queen escarp]

no money

[wide rose]

oic

[pine bramble]

Ok quick question does anyone else just play flushes and only flushes?

[vast raft]

I go for either straights or flushes and deviate if something else is better for the run

[quiet harbor]

One hell of a turn 1

[vast raft]

[pine bramble]

yooo nice

[dusky oasis]

No mime, might as well restart

[onyx sorrel]

Balanced, as all things should be.

[fiery violet]

I Somehow Managed to get 78 Million Chips

[wanton steeple]

Rookie numbers

Get those number up

[oblique isle]

Don’t

[wanton steeple]

Make the funni number go up further

[fiery violet]

I tried, Always lost

[wide crane]

anyone got tips for The Omlette?

[wanton steeple]

That's quitter talk get back in there and get that big number

[fiery violet]

I currently have 65 Hours on Balatro and my highest Ante was 12

[oblique isle]

Don’t fret over every egg

[wide crane]

couple eggs gotta break to make an omlette

OOOOHHHHHHHH I GET IT

[wanton steeple]

Don't feel bad ante 12 has been my kryptonite for months

Beaten every deck at least once every challenge most my decks are at green stake or higher

And still haven't beaten ante 12

[hallow breach]

You’ll get there dw

[fiery violet]

Ty

My highest stake is Purple stake right now

[hallow breach]

You should watch a balatro university video if you want to learn faster, but learning by yourself is also very fun

[wanton steeple]

Recommend playing checkered deck to gold first probably the easiest deck and gives u an easy way to understand everything

[fiery violet]

Thats what im doing

[hallow breach]

Checkered and abandoned are very good to gold stake

[fiery violet]

I watch a Lot of Balatro YouTubers and i slowly learned how To Play the Game properly

[hallow breach]

And you can always reroll erratic :p

[dawn brook]

just typing this egg emoji so i can forward it to another server without nitro

[wanton steeple]

My skill issue with balatro is learning joker placements

[hallow breach]

It can get super deep, but most of the time it’s just as simple as + mult then x mult

[wanton steeple]

Yeah usually what I do

[hallow breach]

Only when you get bp/bs it becomes complex

[wanton steeple]

I know about hanging chad with Photo

Ect ect

[hallow breach]

looks inside

[fiery violet]

Ima try the Abandoned Deck right now

[hallow breach]

Also when you get fed up of gold stake you can try out multiplayer

[hallow breach]

4oak is actually viable in gold stake on that deck

I would recommend

[fiery violet]

Can anyone help me with improving my Runs?

[finite shadow]

“Surely I’m dead here”
The humble 2nd blueprint, ectoplasm, and DNA in the ante 19 shop:

[finite shadow]

Sure, what u need :D

[quiet harbor]

Do I have enough blueprints?

[finite shadow]

This can work

[finite shadow]

Get that mime tho!

[fiery violet]

I wanted Big numbers, and i want to increase my Ante etc etc

[quiet harbor]

Praying for 4th blueprint

[fiery violet]

How did you get so many Blueprints?

[finite shadow]

Well the two main most common ways to get big numbers are idol builds and baron mime builds. I personally have more experience w baron mime. The key really falls down to money. You need to take in as much money as possible

[quiet harbor]

blueprint from ante 1 then the card that allows card in the shop to duplicate

then the one where you sell to get a copy of a joker

aka the one on my screen rn

[fiery violet]

Do i Need X mult to get huge Numbers too?

[fiery violet]

Ah

[quiet harbor]

Wait

Wtf

I don't even think it's worth it here

[fiery violet]

When i get a Soul Card, i Always Hope its perkeo

Or Yorick

[quiet harbor]

Only worth if it's perkeo here tbh

I'm gonna save this seed

If it's not perkeo I'm restarting

[fiery violet]

Wont you loose anything If you restart?

Like your Progress

[finite shadow]

Well of course

[quiet harbor]

Wtf is this game bro

[quiet harbor]

Obviously I'd have tk start from scratch

[calm cypress]

let's gooo

[quiet harbor]

It's only ante 1 anyways tho

[fiery violet]

I Mostly use Photograph

But i tried to make face Cards with Red Seals

[quiet harbor]

I think this is a nan inf game

[fiery violet]

You got perkeo, Nice

[finite shadow]

Could be. Get that red seal and one more copy joker

[icy isle]

thank you game very cool!

[finite shadow]

Easy naneinf

@uneven edge

[spice patrol]

that is most certainly a naninf game

[quiet harbor]

my whole deck is already all red seal steels

[uneven edge]

ez asf

[finite shadow]

Bang

[spice patrol]

😭

[uneven edge]

woah there

why is it not gold cards

that needs to change immediately

[uneven edge]

i’ve been trying to naneinf on anaglyph deck for the past two days and I have been failing tremendously

[finite shadow]

Bro be like oh we’re talking about big number? Here is why you’re wrong

[uneven edge]

they need to know money = power…

[finite shadow]

I thought retcon was gonna kill my run

But alas

[uneven edge]

when are you gonna do an anaglyph naneinf run

[finite shadow]

I won’t

[uneven edge]

coward

[north wadi]

I need help with making a retexture that turns chicot into a low res image of chuck mcgill from better call saul

[fiery violet]

Im at ante 10 rn

[quiet harbor]

Its a Naninf game

[fathom glen]

what should i sell for the brainstorm? the wee's at 416 chips and the cat is at x4
my deck's like, 9 copies of 2 of spades with a golden seal

do i get rid of chad?

[oblique isle]

Just don’t take it, simple

It’s BAIT at this moment in time