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Anyway now that we're done with this argument I'm going back to playing shitty hands like straights
no, designed
Dude give up!!!!!
and you haven't really made any points against them, at least ones that are cogent.
You take a simple disagreement as a personal attack. You're talking about this like a fight. The way you're talking isn't even giving me a way to come to an agreement, it's asking me to act like I "lost".
Ok??? Did I have to own you with facts and logic? Can I not have an exchange and then come to agree with you?
No. I said your message read like you were grasping at straws after you were proved wrong
acknowledging the points of the person you're arguing against is one of the many ways of avoiding conflict when arguing / debating, something you think is impossible
The victimizing is crazy though? Itās a video game
except you haven't agreed with me. you've made points, bad ones at that, against my argument and then refused to elaborate
and have also ignored the other half of my original argument
When you're trying to prove a point facts and logic tend to help, yes
I think you made a good point and I agree with you
you agree that pairs are better than high card?
But if you keep treating this like a fight I can't end this discussion
Can confirm it's true, I was the one getting impaled
But you agree that pairs are better than high card
I haven't been treating it like a fight, and I apologise if what I have said came across that way
It didn't, I assure you
They're pretty good and I still don't really get why, but I can see how they can be good. I'm mostly thinking about endless.
It's just that you changed the argument from facts and statements against the originals points, to a meta discussion about the argument in question
endless doesn't really matter for balance discussions imo
Alright, I'm glad we can come to a better understanding
Chicot is alright but a bit disappointing for a legendary
What's your opinion on Obelisk
The red one? It's ait, but better as a negative
I have terrible luck with legendaries, every one I've gotten has been terribly timed
Void that's every joker
Might have some potential but it drives me insane to try to actually use it, to the point that I don't care how good it can be
Yeah fair enough
What do you think of blueprinted cutout joker, or whatever it was called
true, let's do the Litmus Test:
What's your opinion on the following:
DNA, Throwback, Idol, Showman, Bloodstone and Certificate
@brisk pendant
Toss Baron in there as well
What did throwback do again?
+0.25x for every skipped blind
The skip one
Ah, that one
Say lads, how exactly does one person get the skipping jokers, because I don't think I'll be able to get one
Plasma white stake
Fair enough
I'm currently sitting at 149/150 jokers unlocked
Devastating
The last one being
Right, I haven't been able to get that one either
I've found so many souls
just go for C++ and it'll be guaranteed eventually
I don't understand what this is supposed to be a litmus test for but:
DNA is pretty good, great at deck fixing. If you have strong cards to duplicate it can create a really powerful deck. Throwback used to be one of my favorites but now I hardly skip at all, higher stakes make it harder. Idol is cool but I hardly ever get a chance to use it cause I'm never deckfixed enough. Showman has some great potential but it's too clunky to give up the joker slot a lot of the time. Bloodstone is good but the RNG makes it weird. Certificate is pretty cool but it clutters your deck.
Wait sorry certificate?
The infamous negative oops all 6
one of the best jokers to find early
bloodstone is pretty bad
Hey
The infamous photo chad combo
I like bloodstone
And sock and buskin
If you already have an oops build it can be good
don't forget to add a sock & buskin
Lucky cards with oops are a ton of fun
Oops is good enough to take prospectively, Bloodstone isnt
Plus a cat
2 messages ahead
I am always 2 messages ahead
My favorite runs have been lucky cat runs
oh, missed that - in that case don't forget to add a red seal
one of the best combos in the game + another retrigger just to make a bad uncommon okay
True, repeats are everything
Ok cmon dude
what makes other jokers good is how versatile they are / how much they do in tandem with a variety of builds, or they're very good but they're niche (shortcut for example)
bloodstone falls into none of these categories
All praise the baron and his mime, but what about the lonely bloodstone?
baron mime is a very unlikely build. baron is bad to take prospectively so you won't be keeping it for very long or even taking it to begin with
mime is decent typically though
Okay but it's fun
If anything, the gem is the joker that doesn't fit anything
right but we're not talking about fun
I watch too many balatro videos
we're talking about how good something is, I.e how strong it is
I mean, on a gold run, you have little choice in what jokers you take early on, so, there's a reasonable choice
Even still I wouldn't say bloodstone is bad
I think too hard about builds I've seen that are usually impractical seeded builds, instead of builds I've actually played
Maybe not super great but certainly far from bad
it's D+, it's bottom 30 jokers at the very least
Multiplicative mult is always good
the throwback and flowerpot in question
definitely not always
Unless it's flowerpot
you need additive mult too, or there's nothing for the multiplicitive to multiply
same reason you need some base chips
the base mult in question:
Flowerpot doesn't count because it doesn't exist lol
Okay
also hit the road
Real hot take time
I don't think I've ever triggered a flowerpot, even with negative
handsize is good, that's reasonable.
I've triggered flowerpot once
I like stuntman though
I just also understand that it's frustrating to have low handsize
I like stuntman but taking him has its consequences
and that was literally to see if there was anything that happened when youdid something so uncommon
stuntman is pretty good overall, gets worse with time however
Dogshit joker
Maybe with wild cards getting a buff flowerpot will finally be usable
He makes me angry
flowerpot just needs to be 3 suits for 3x, buffing directly is the best solution for flower pot imo
and yeh, him being rare is a joke (I mean, at least it means he doesn't appear often)
Another joker that I despise with every fiber of my being: Green Joker
Ngl kinda proud š„²
throwback however... Skips just need to be improved
I still hope we get that
Garbage joker can't stand it
I love ride the bus but I hate green joker
@wide oyster pfft, needs more tribs
make orbital be your most played hand, make joker tags be stickerless (no rental, eternal, perishable)
I agree with that
buffing skips directly so that they're not horrible in 95% of cases would be a good change
Tags need a big change
I don't want there to be a skip meta, but skips actual being an important part of the game would be good
because as it stands skips are basically never worth it, you can win just as normal without ever skipping
but but but - don't you want 3 extra cards on exactly one round?
It's fun when you don't know what you're doing and you take skips cause they look good
that's clearly worth skipping all money
it would probably only affect your win rate by like 1 or 2% if you stopped taking optimal skips and just never skipped
Skipping can come in clutch on gold stake if your perishable joker is going to run out of turns soon
that's not a benefit of skip tags though
There's like 3 scenarios where skips are good
that's a downside to perishables
And two of them are anaglyph deck
Nah
One of them
Itās worth it on anaglyph just for the negative jokers so you can maximize winning gold stickers
And because having 13 jokers is funny
negative tag to prevent a leaf death
Investment Ante 1
top-up tag ante 2 small blind
boss reroll for a boss that can/will kill you
Itās very funny
Anaglyph is funny because half the time you don't even use the tags
Itās so funny when that happens but itās also very frustrating
(It happens most of the time)
hot take: most of the most important jokers are uncommon, not rare
that's not really a hot take
Tag reroll voucher when
Its just that there are over 3x as many uncommons as rares
Arguably commons are even more impactful
And there are some real duds among the rares
so your odds of getting a specific uncommon are about the same as getting a specific rare from shop rerolls
It's all about the 5 or 6 rares that are really good
Is it a hot take that I really fw vagabond?
I don'tthink I've ever used hit the road
I haven't even unlocked hit the road
I've used it a few times
It can be viable, but it's p bad
Itās god tier if you get 10 jacks on erratic deck
It's too limited most of the time
Definitely
I once got 15 aces on erratic
Even then, you just get so few discards on tougher blinds that it's not worth it
It was magical
@brisk pendant do you remember what other jokers you still need to unlock
That and canio
I have terrible luck with legendaries
god, that must have been like taking a ouija and getting a hand full of kings
I for some reason thought this game was multiplayer lmao
Technically it is, now
I found this game from don't starve together
Thanks to mods
@deft marlin any game's multiplayer if you bug discord about what to do enough
First two legendaries were both chicot when I didn't really need him, then I got yorick with an eternal burglar, then I got triboulet and died on ante 6, then I got perkeo and died in like 2 rounds
Dude I often die when I find legendaries and those losses really sting
I only feel bad if it was trib or yorick
I DMed you the Balatro multiplayer discord
Chicot and Perkeo don't do much to actually help you score
Perkeo can be really funny from what I've seen
Perkeo is easily the worst legendary
How much content is there to this game? From a first look at the game it doesn't seem like there's a ton of content, but maybe there's something I'm missing?
Itās hilarious with an observatory
It does next to nothing like 95% of the time
I really wish I could get a crazy perkeo setup
Thank you
Perkeo is the definition of a winmore
It really lasts a long time and itās deceptive in how it manages to keep you playing, because every run you find new synergies and there is usually always something new to unlock or a goal to achieve
hey, is it possible to unlock jokers through challenges ?
It's a roguelike, the amount of content isn't a great indicator of how long you'll enjoy the game, but there's a lot anyways. Look at the collection.
I recommend getting into single player first at least if youāre gonna try multiplayer just so you get a feel for it, plus btw the multiplayer mod has like 8 custom jokers exclusive to that mod
This game reminds me of an old minigame from super mario bros on the ds, luigi was in a casino and you had to get a full house etc and swap out cards also
No has to be done through standard deck
Dude I remember that!
If you get the boot and bull
YO I LOVED LUIGI POKER
Those help with the challenge
Its soo good haha
I played it quite a bit
Ahhh alright, is the multplayer mod like, online multiplayer with randoms? Or would I have to have friends with the mod
Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit
I got two pants in two runs back to back today
Iām honestly unsure because I just downloaded it today lol
I havenāt gotten to try it yet
Bitches love my two pair
Get the the bull and/or boot and get rocket joker it'll help u with the $400 challenge
My full house bigger
Oh god it got even dumber
Based
thanks
That's gonna be a really funny build
you create a lobby with a code and you send it to whoever you want to play with
Madness runs are so much fun
š
If u get seed money that helps to
Mime with gold cards helped me I think as well, canāt quite remember anymore
deck recommendation for that ?
Madness always kinda turned me off of it, seems like once you take it your build is just madness and that's it
Ohhh ripp, none of my friends have this game
Definitely yellow deck
Black stake changes that I suppose, but you have to take eternals
Get that economy jump started early
Yeah but instead of mime I used xmults
Gotcha
While money was for my flat mult
if they got the game alternatively they can still download the mods
i heard it's very easy
So I didn't have to spend often
I got the $400 joker with rocket I think
And rocket would give me like $20 a rounds
Is this the kind of game that requires a lot of practice and mistakes, or a sharp mind with clever thinking?
Both
I want to make a deck of all 9s with cloud 9
Itās easy to learn, hard to master. Some luck is involved, but not enough to discredit the skill it takes to win high stake runs
It would be funny
That would be quite funny
Probably work but you'd probably be spending a lot on deck fixing
My first attempt got me just past the 4000 one, and then I died after š
Sometimes you just get lucky with DNA and trading card
There has to be a seed with erratic deck of mostly 9s and an early cloud 9
The econ would go crazy
I once had an oops all 6s with lucky cat and it didnāt trigger a single lucky card in time and I lost
I couldnāt believe it
It happens sometimes
nah just a skill issue
That was my first lucky cat
True true
Second time around it went sufficiently crazy
I'm so upset
Oh nooooo
rip
You gotta sell it so you donāt lose money
He frowns cause he knows what's coming
And yet again
It's NOT FUCKING CANIO
I will put a gun to this dumbass jester's head if I must but he will appear
Canio on abandoned deck, take it or leave it
I'd take that
lol that actually happened to me and I was able to make it work through sheer luck
Because at least then I'd have unlocked him
Happened to me before
You can salvage it if u get the joker that makes everything face
The moners
Now get boot or bull
Canio rampaging around the sesame street set stabbing numbers that he thinks are human
I forgot to roll for a baron
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ok
Whatās your Madness at
Fuck you
Hey guess what
This card seems op no?
FUCK YEAH
Madness^2
Only if you super commit to it
For external jokers, yes
Eternal
Damn autocorrect
Well I died ante 10 but it was fun
x11 on both Madness and +92 mult from my trousers
Also all of my jokers had an edition
This was silly
i had to hard pivot my entire deck filled with junk because of a hologram run to a flush five build with kings and queens because of a random triboulet
and i found blue print and brainstorm 2 shops apart
Triboulet demands it
How tf
iām just lucky
No
this too ig
Seeded acc
nah
Now I have only 4 jokers left for gold stickers on mobile: Luchador, The Order, Satellite, and Wily Joker
?!?!?
iāve ran like 3 seeds on my phone
š
So would you say bean is the best joker in the game
i almost got gros michel gold then it died before the boss
i won.
Itās actually quite good but no lol
I was very satisfied to get bean out of the way for gold stake early
It couldāve been a real pain
Jokes on you I donāt even have gold stake unlocked
What is painful is when gros michel dies right after the final boss blind and doesnāt get the sticker
The one I was most worried about was popcorn but I got lucky on a run with that one
How did you go about stuntman
I most likely built around high card or pair
Makes sense
Or got an extra GOATed joker like Chad to help me
I got this
I donāt know PokĆ©mon really
Thanks for sharing (:
Thereās cards that are a 5% chance to get in any pack and 5 of my friends got one in their first pack of the new set and I didnāt get one until I opened 40 packs
damn already
Youāre friends stole all the luck
I opened 45 packs total
oh
Well I got one of the rarest cards but I was just upset because I wanted what they got because Iām a pot of greed
Understandable, youāre a Balatro player after all
I unironically had a pot of greed mod made lmao
It add it to ur deck
And if u drew it u could activate it for a draw 2
I thought pot of greed is in cryptid
There's functions different
What does it do in cryptid
Mine was brining the actual card effects into the game
Iām an Xbox player so I canāt experience any mods
Rip
Itās ok I love vanilla
With balatro being Lua it would be very easy to support mods officially especially on steam
The problem is consoles since there's not cloud support for them like steam has with workshop
@simple forum my best pulls from the new set so far
Vanilla has kept me occupied for like 500+ hours and I only recently decided to use mods, so yeah vanilla is amazing
damn ill send mine soon
Iāve decided if I just try to stay away from watching mods it will make me have less fomo
Or you can play it on a laptop or something
Also some mods are quite demanding, I know Iāve seen people get to e1000 and it looks like it takes a lot to process that
My best laptop is a school Chromebook lol
Lmao
Some mods can run that, like Bunco
Thatās a great one thatās really similar to vanilla gameplay
Hereās mine from 25 packs
Good luck downloading balatro onto a school Chromebook
I hate you
The magnere is from wonder pick
thats nice
Very redundant
The way my school works is we own the Chromebook after weāre no longer in the school, so if I were to drop out, transfer, or graduate it becomes fully mine and all the restrictions are removed
I hate getting those
Itās ironic that a rental diet cola is better than a negative one
I only have 2 shinies and one was given out for free
Interesting
how. that just plain unlucky
Thatās what happens when the schools want to profit on the computers
It was very different when I had a laptop for school in 4th grade, we always turned ours back in at the end of class. We were allowed to play Supertux on it during free time
Do you want to see my all time best pulls
sure
ill send mine
In my elementary school we only had them in class but in middle school It was during Covid so they allowed us to bring it home, I think that became the standard in most schools after Covid.
takes no joker slot so its just a free double tag lmao
only 6
@simple forum
Hereās mine
if you cant spare $6 for something potentially good in a run i think you need new priorities
No golds yet? :(
Yeah
I got the gold charizard in my 3rd pack ever
I shiny luck not gold luck
Nah Iām just saying I find it interesting that itās more viable finding a rental diet cola because buying and immediately selling it nets you zero money loss
How
Bro you have 4 immersives 5 rainbows and a bunch of shinies
I have 2 immersive 2 rainbow 2 shiny
Yeah but no gold

I think gold is just to show off, the other cards have better arts
I got my immersive quite recently and I only have 3 not 4
I guess I canāt count
Fair counting hard
I really wanted the gold dialga but Iām realistically never opening those packs again
Yeah my mum has a gold diagla but doesnāt use it
She has 2 gold mews
Tell her that she stole my entire lifeās work and I demand reparations
Ok will soon
Mmmm yes
Double tag that I won't use at all because all the skips are doodoo stinky poop and take away a round I can use for scaling
pair currently my highest hand... should i swap out sly for blueprint?? or maybe business card?
Atleast that's easy
Try black
Who's that beautiful lady there?
its the harlequin skid (mod)! i just downloaded it yday and love it ā¤ļø
Just a word of advice, donāt shit on peopleās achievements for no reason
Fair enough, just thought that maybe doing it on black deck would be a lot harder than red
Not yuri bp/brainstorm
Weak
.....the flower is impossible to pass, it kills even when you have hands left
Yeah
But no reason to go "
that's easy, do this instead"
Did you run out of cards
Cause I can't see your deck or any cards in hand
(I know, I was just trying to be funny)
not yuri mod, its harlequin
I know
I'm saying weak cause not using both is weak
Harlequin + yuri + legendere is peak
whjat the seigma
woah nice
i've been messing with textures a lot recenty
What can I say
I love Chicot
what can you say about chicot
as a professional chicot user
I wish she was real...
omgggg i cant sell any of these for brainstorm can i? š egg is buffing swashbuckler up to +99 mult and bull is around +350 chips....
wee joker goated fr
uh
w
lmfao
I LOVE BARON MINE I JUST NEED BIG HAND SIZE :FIRE:
i cant get it to work
no matter what
always a plant right when i get it online
you were right
i got a plant
whats ironic is that 'my way' is playing right now, maybe it was destained
I've never had a good wee run till date, it's either too late
and because it's a wee little card, in early deck fixing, I just go and make kings or queens
i usually get wee early if its later i dont even bother
although its very easy to get online
yeah I never get it early enough
and I presume it would be easier to get online on plasma deck rather than other decks?
I've not played plasma much.
(just beat white stake)
plasma is super easy until it isn't. ya wee is one of the best hits there, otherwise you need to change to all mult
Which legendaries lived irl again
perky yo
trib
u cant get further than ante 11 though š
atleast maybe cuz im so ass
it's one of the easier ones to do that with, the score adjustment is pretty much what you scored then square it š https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1351284467238699208/1351284628404834375/Screenshot_20250317_155331.png?ex=68147c21&is=68132aa1&hm=145379d356bff9356e1ca32a90309b8e37755e53f5db4b6ec2701bb5f4dd13fb&
spam cryptids
itās sorted 2nd to the left when on suit sorting
Thx
youāre welcome
random seed from a wrath
i dont like glass cards what if they break
They wonāt trust
i owe major apologies to square joker, constellation, and grimbo, all three of which i considered atrocious up until three days ago
baron thinks he part of the team
i suck sm at this game that it feels like i need someone to coach me š
it's not working, orange stake sucksss
ohh orange stake
i want a fun run like a baron run or a blood stone run š
yeah youre not gonna get that on higher stakes
ah ok
white -> black stake, you can pretty decently force fun runs
im js tryna beat orange stake rn so i have every deck available to me
Can't say I didn't try
what deck are you playing
red
how to win with black deck vro
Keep trying š„
It was my first gold stake cuz when I was starting off the game I was like "wow one more joker slot no way!"
Then I realized like damn this shit is ass
oh yeah just like, try going for the basic strategy of, have a scaling +mult joker, a simple xmult joker, and a basic chips joker
keep it simple
would fortune teller be a good scaling +mult joker
nah it costs money which is hard to get early on high stakes
same
and there's usually better options later
imo green deck is the hardest š¤·
green deck is easy
(when plant dosent ruin you)
it's just hard upfront because you earn 1 less money each round, you have less wiggle room to get to the scoring requirements, etc
-1 hand means less money, less money means less jokers/upgrades
i need someone to tutor mee fgfhd
black deck isn't too bad past ante 4 and by ante 8 you're usually really strong
when iām playing black deck i usually get my econ straight then im chillin rest of the run
golden joker my beloved
i shall never betray you
Rocket better...
š
for scaling jokers, a common late stake strategy I've been using to farm a bunch of wins is to get a scaling +mult joker like ride the bus, constellation, or green joker - these can scale +4 mult each round which is crazy. from there, playing pairs, levelling it up, finding scaling chips (squoker is good for this). eventually you'll probably want some xmult but even duo does enough to beat ante 8 most decks
what is so good abt square joker š
it scales with each hand
which means you can scale it each round
and it's common so it's easy to get
Tbh square joker is not good..
you're right, but it's good enough
it's +4 chips vro,, +16 chips after a blind is not that great
Me when wee joker and castle...
i love wee joker
after the second blind it's 32, and then 48, and eventually it gets to be +200, and it's also super consistent and easy to get it to scale
Especially on red deck, castle and wee are just infinitely better
wee joker is faster yeah but it also is A) rarer, B) more expensive, and C) is more work to get it to pop off
can someone genuienly hop in vc with me and js watch my gameplay and tell me what to do š
u can be muted,,
Balatro academy
I would be down
i could in about 8 hours
bet, should i call u in dms?
Give me a second but I'll call you
iokk
wait i realize i said god instead of good which probably gave the wrong impression
square joker isnt god lmao

im ready
one sec
or well
hold on
for a bit
my parents came home from a restaurant and brought me a burger
so imma go eat lunch
sorry
lmfao
comedic timing
Someone tell me please, does buying Hone Voucher technically decrease chances of Negative cards?
I hate this game
you have two blueprints and a banana
you can probably win this
that's actually more mult than copying photograph anyways
Nope
goodbye run...
I almost unlock the first set of challenges
I score enough to win
And then the plant comes along
black deck orange stake has kicked my ass today
where my rng seed to get good card synergy at

no the game checks for negative first, then polychrome, holographic, and foil.
so if the negative doesn't work then it goes to the next one, all the voucher does is increase the chances in each check
hey
I hit the juckport 1 trillion$
Tralalero Tralala
Greatly appreciate it
sup chat
if i only have 2 cards, and i play one of them on the hook, will trading card trigger?
Yea
š
How many ectos do you have
so is it a yes or a no?
Yes
3, no hand size
Cuz ur playing it
you'd need to hit 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 money
I mean cuz hook discards it
let me do some math
yeah but thats lame i wanted to type out 308 zeros
10^# is just e#
š
put -# in front of it so it's a little smaller
-# it does this
Not again
does serpent trigger matador
you need a space
I donāt think so
between the -# and the text
-# Iām Mr. Meeseeks!
like that
golden ticket sock red sticker flush five would give uh
WEEE
Wee J
now all you need is hack
yeah ik the only problem is that the run ended yesterday
plasma deck is laced
honestly something extremely minor that only occurs like 1% of the time is when u want to use fool immediately with the card (hermit, temperance, ...) but have to click twice, i would love to have the option of using it twice on one click
Help
You could but you bought other things
I left and had to come back to a run but I left while it was taking the cards away from using an ecto in a spectral pack and it put me back in the spectral pack and no options are there
Am I just softlocked now
Is the run just over
Take the egg ame
Bruh
the burnt joker is from Judgement btw
Hello
That's just unlucky
Wee joker unlock is win a run in 18 rounds or less right
Is there any way to sync up my progress with the mobile version?
Anyone got tips om black deck? Only deck so far that gives me trouble and i have no idea why
i want midas mask but i dont know if i should sell anything, any tips?
Don't play black deck
and no, i'm not selling Chicot. I am tired of the Chicot haters
Chicot is good for people with bad luck
Haha

Some serious people got some tips for black deck? Still need to complete a few stakes on black deck
just got the game and I'm hooked but I keep crashing (no mods or anything), any idea on what could be causing it?
I don't see any channel for crashing issues sorry if this isnt the right place
Try modding chat they might be able to help
ok thanks
You want economy as soon as possible, even if it amounts to "Not immediately dying next round and cashing out some money from 2 hands", black deck is a matter of a good start because you always play 1/4th of your hand power (discarding/playing) down and 1 less dollar per blind
Getting interest early after getting a joker that can comfortably solo the entire first few antes (Not that hard all things considered) will make it so you can start to prepare for the upscale with way more jokers or temporary help, you want more reliable hand spam (Even if black deck is the worst for pairs by a mile) because with higher hands, even if you score way more, you limit yourself to jokers to that hand type that don't necessarily scale
While pairs or 3oak or even high card let you easily upgrade flat mult jokers like grimbo or ride the bus or more
Getting out of the first antes is the issue, with his it cripples your spending power, after you actually make use of that 6th slot with something good you start to cruise through the game
Also yeah if you see a grabber take it but that's every deck
I guess this is a fine start
selling smiley face for chicot is perhaps the worst mistake i could've made in this run.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT CHICOT
It's be replaced by any other face card joker and then tramped by plant
At least now you can avoid both of them with Chicot
but i lorst
HOW IS THIS RUN SO F'D UP
Y'all gotta remember that the plant is just one of 23 possible boss blinds you can encounter during your normal antes
Oh yeah well that's sorta what happens when you kill your +mult lolol
Yeah but since the run was clearly a face card run it's appropriate to bring up as a concern in the case they didn't die on the spot
As in
Oh
You can go all in into face cards without a single shame or doubt in the world of getting countered by the only things making them balanced
(Being killed in broad daylight)
This is why actually Chicot could have been a great find if not for the fact the person just fell over and died
Still no legendary could have helped if you didn't have mult from beforehand
ae
So that's just an issue all around
Chicot is the jonkler equivalent of the cool babysitter that lets you do whatever you want
And people still resent him for not being the babysitter that splits the skies for a sunny day or something or whatever they think Perkeo can do singlehandedly
Lol
WILL IT BE
please Jimbo I beg you
please
EADKLUHUDWHAOMAWD BHADOBHPAWDOBHDCONCCBHOCWBHO
"Eugh no you don't make me naneinf in just 3 antes? You're trash! You're poopy trash trash! A thousand years of selling to the legendary!"
Dies to an easily survivable boss blind effect had they been with Chicot
Holy moly
LeBron James reportedly pulled canio on abandoned deck
yeah that happens
Is it even possible to find that voucher on green deck?

can you get soul from Sceance?
No
yes, i've bought it on green deck before š
I believe
I've done it before
Yeah it doesn't have a challenge deck es que restriction against it
It just doesn't do anything
Wouldn't make sense to not be able to find it
Like it's literally a waste of an ante voucher
first shop of ante 2, got a chicot
I guess if you ban it you should ban other interest jokers like to the moon etc.
I think it's just one of the reasons green deck is kinda bad
green deck is just random bullshit go until you find a money engine
Yeah it's the only with early financial freedom until you realize that money is almost worthless in comparison to getting almost twice as much with interest alone
Mathematically best green deck plays (Assuming no vouchers) is an extra 4 dollars, 5 if white stake
That amounts to not needing any discards, and playing a singular hand
5 dollars
That's interest
That's a singular rebate proc
And for gold stake
Optimal green deck is equal to a golden joker
(As in, extra money in comparison to a onetap in red deck for example)
Obviously it becomes a little better with vouchers but so does every other deck threefold in comparison
Green deck gives 2 dollar per unused hand and 1 dollar per unused discard
It's moreso the assurance than the optimal play
Topping off with both max vouchers you get an extra +4 from hands +2 from discards
40 dollars investment to upgrade the ceiling towards 10 dollars
Which is the seed money voucher (10 dollars investment)
And still needs beyond perfect play
So close
I know I know I just wanted to talk numbers because it's fun to explain stuff
The best green deck isn't as good as the best of every other deck in terms of econ but it's easier to get it up because you get so much from unused hands and discards
Not actually so much but it does the work of an econ joker if you were at 0 dollars
Yeah
At best the weakest econ joker
At worst... Actually punishing you for playing the game
Black deck is a cruel and unusual punishment
Sentenced to black deck gold stake
i think jokerless was easier than black deck
Black deck is the sisyphus deck
Black deck with ante 1 heiroglyph
Why do people skip blind? What do you gain? I've just been doing every single one
if a negative joker is debuffed by the perishable, it still gives the joker slot right? its debuffed rn and once i sell it i cant just get a new joker in place right
some blind skips are just worth more than playing a round and getting a shop after
NL tries Balatro for the first time and has a flashback to a much simpler era
Song from the Balatro soundtrack, go listen to all of it, it's great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnGQeVTt4KI
This is one of my favorite videos
I still don't really understand, there must be something fundamental I'm missing
gameplay
Just so people can skip shop?
do i do it for the vine
this is so good lmao
usually better to not skip
but if you see a good tag that might help your run you can do it
Yea
just donāt push it like iāve done many times
I usually skip if my economy is really bad
i lost so many runs cuz of my greediness
same
It's also probably good to skip the first 2 antes if you got throwback
What's throwback
Joker that throws it back
Gives x0.25 mult when you skip a blind
higher difficulty makes it so small blind doesnt give any money, this makes it less worth it to go for when you can for example get a free negative joker through the blind skip
I think I just have a lot to learn aha
also theres a deck that gives you a double tag after each beaten boss which can make some blind skips pretty game changing
I started today, I'm only on round 13 rn
oh yea all good just play and have fun :)
That -$3 from SB is not that big of an incentive to skip I think.
I don't really know what ones to skip and what ones I shouldnt
so I just do all of them
omg i JUST understood why pareidolia has that as the graphic im stupid as hell
I don't understand this part...
I do something to this deck of cards but never seem to see it again
what?
Im in the shop
yes
and its asking me to select cards to change from this random deck
click your deck in the bottom right youre changing the cards in your deck
it draws a random hand with whatever your current handsize is for spectral and tarot packs
what does the stone card do lol
it ALWAYS scores 50 chips
you can play it with a high card, a two pair, multiple other stone cards
it doesnt need to be part of the hand to score
exchange for what
joke?
i know i meant why do you have brokey guy
I swear bloodstone odds are way lower than 1 in 2
But if it's not 100% it's fifty percent š„ŗ
If it isn't 100% it's 0%
Personally, card sharp, but thatās only if you have enough deck fixing for ancient to be pretty much always online
Wild cards goated for ancient joker
One of the most fun runs I've ever done
I didn't discard a single card past the first round
Honestly, splash and rocket were just along for the ride for the gold stake stickers
Yorick-phobia
I got an early yorick on my first and only omelet run
how to green deck
i forget that deck exists
you don't need $25 but $20 is still nice to have for hermits; look for +hand and +discard; otherwise mostly play like a normal deck but win-in-a-single-hand builds are stronger due to econ
i remember beating it first try
(and don't hold +hand/+discard effects if they cost you slots you need for score at the current moment, of course. econ is good but winning is better)
3 billion 361 million 275 thousand 629
ok i got photochad and the sock we are so back
i guess we doing four of a kind now
Dude one more fist and youāre literally machamp
You got this broski
EVERY CARD BUT THE ONES I NEED 
When gros michel doesnāt expire: š©
Gross Michael always over stays his welcome
Gros Micheal needs to go sit in a corner so I can get my early game x3
keep it up and you won't be either
bro why sorry
maybe join a server and wait and watch a while before jumping in to the most moderated channel both feet first
oh sorry my bad
i love these two
we going crazy
green goblin mask calls out for me
gave up cavendish for dusk
hello
hi
is chicot worth giving up for chad here?
dep[ends on your goals for teh run
if its nane inf probably yes (if you have the reoroll)
if not i dont really think you need it
mr beast gif
lol
have fun
you're worth it
not every run needs to be nane inf just cause perkeo was got
rare tag is the only reason i've gotten this
there's a 90% chance i win on this orange stake
amber acorn could actually kill me though
if i move the wrong jonkler
to the left
its pretty finnicky
i mean ive gotten to like 20 rounds and not seen observatory
- setup
try your best but dont be disappointed if you dont get it
dying to amber acorn would be so sad
you could probably just play a dud hand and check the position of AJ.
^
It's effectively -1 hand for you, but which you can still use to "discard" if you really struggle to draw the flush you needed.
can i send sticker here, mr. developer?
if it's BP then it's a bit more awkward though.
I had double burning joker+mime+blueprint+shoot the moon š
another black stake win
time to move onto the next hellish chip
i think its blue stake :horrors:
@warm crater why do you have i wasn't chill perm lmao
beautiful
now i just have to beat gold stake
and then beat gold stake
on all the other decks
š
thank you mr fried water
god's lonely man
ENG/ESP
Hello! First of all, sorry for my bad English, and sorry if I make a mistake is my first time using Discord. I wanna report a bug that's is affecting me, and I don't see in the list. During a internet loss that i had, I start the game, and all my progress was losed only the collection is available yet, after that I can't recovery my progress (can I upload evidence?). I play on Android
Ā”Hola! Primero que nada disculpen mi mal inglĆ©s y disculpen si faltó a alguna norma, no sĆ© usar bien discord, es mi primera vez. Vengo a reportar un bug que me estĆ” afectando y no vĆ en la lista. Durante una caĆda de internet, inicie el juego y todo mi progreso estaba perdido, solo se mantuvo la colección, luego de eso no he podido recuperar mi progreso, de ser posible adjunto pruebas. Juego en Android
ENG/ESP
Thanks if somebody can help me
Gracias si alguien puede ayudarme
This is the bug
This and the others are evidence that isn't the opción of unlock all
May anyone explain this card?
on your last hand every card goes ding twice
Ohh, that sounds pretty strong
situationally very good!
Balatro on the PlayStation Plus
hold on
alas. poor yorick
i have found legendaries less then ten times š
atleast mine isnt a good joker
after 65 hours i have yet to play a flush five
damn
chicot my beloved.
finally found him in the legit last run i just played for red magic
I too broke for that
hilarious
lmfao
naninf money
Ancient Joker gang4life
Honestly one of the better joker layouts I've had
literally my setup rn minus the random bullshit
Deck setup
Damn okay didn't expect over 500K
And yellow deck first win woo
is naninf money even possible
ive been thinking and like i dont think there are enough antes before the game breaks
technically yes, with tarot looping
possible without off the charts luck I should say
Best run yet
Small optimization
Smiley before photo
I'll keep that in mind next time around
gold card red seal mimes + cryptid spam (which seems the best way) would require
assuming ante 1 perk, BS, BS, and cryptid
that would only be 360 cryptids (with both of the -1 ante vouchers)
putting the logistics of getting there aside, you'd need an ante 38 serpent
assuming you have all the discard and hand vouchers, you'd have 5 hands and 4 discards (after the -1 ante vouchers)
say you have 7 mimes (one ecto + antimatter)
you have a base handsize of 7 that you can get to 23 cards with discards and hands on serpent
let's add those 360 cryptids to get it up to 742 golden 9s in hand
assuming you can beat the boss with a high card (let's say its a lucky 9 with a gold seal that triggers, just for funsies)
now lets say that your total deck size is the 720 from cryptids + 52 from fixing all of your base deck into gold 9s you'll have 772 nines in your deck
lets say you have 100$ already to hit interest with both of the interest vouchers
+20 from vouchers
+23 from lucky gold seal high card
+2226 from each trigger of the gold cards, so a total of 20034 after the 7 mime triggers and an extra from the red seal (total of 8 extra triggers)
thats 20077 dollars in a round
thats crazy but thats only 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000020077% of naninf
39 isn't enough?
