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lost kindle
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and so on and so forth

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HOLY SHITTT

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NO FKIN WYYYY

meager plank
uneven edge
narrow hare
meager plank
lost kindle
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why

meager plank
lost kindle
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fair

meager plank
# lost kindle fair

Where can I find a good watch that is a similar shape to royal oak but in black

lost kindle
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what

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idk what u just said

meager plank
meager plank
lost kindle
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oh

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idk

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im broke as hell

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plus if i had money i'd bbuy a new controller

meager plank
lost kindle
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nope

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a gamecube controller

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rn im using the joycons

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which are ass

meager plank
# lost kindle a gamecube controller

But GameCube controller doesn’t come with 6 remappable buttons, hall effect sticks, mouse click and regular triggers, removable/changeable sticks, mouse click face buttons, mouse click elevated d pad, custom lights and usb c charging!

lost kindle
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is this an add

meager plank
lost kindle
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fair

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gcc controller tho

meager plank
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Let’s rob a bank

lost kindle
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its good for smash

lost kindle
meager plank
lost kindle
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its legal to map buttons

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whats illegal is macro buttons

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autoclickers

meager plank
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What’s a macro button

red hamlet
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Buttons that do a series of inputs automatically with 1 press

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Like a macro to do hadoukens

meager plank
lost kindle
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usually macros are used for stuff w low end lag

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like jabs

meager plank
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Hadoken is very easy when compared to anything kazuya

lost kindle
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well yea

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kazuya has 40 inputs

meager plank
meager plank
lost kindle
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what counts counts

meager plank
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Don’t you literally just need that one that shocks them and then nair

lost kindle
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ewgf punch

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to nair

meager plank
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And end with like upsmash

lost kindle
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to ewgf

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to nair

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then whatever

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up smashor up b

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i hate playing against those

meager plank
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I used to be good at that but then my sister stole my pro controller and flew across the country while I had no working joycons and I haven’t played on my switch since

meager plank
lost kindle
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not fun to be in

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i remember my frst smash tourney

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i wasnt that good

meager plank
lost kindle
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then (apparently) the first in my counrty just uses that aganst me

meager plank
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The best combo to be in is Mario up air combos because you can usually just get out

lost kindle
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mario combos are so nice to look at

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cos when u try n copy them

meager plank
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But they suck 💔

lost kindle
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its like

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rar up air -> up air then upsmash or bair

lost kindle
meager plank
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The fuck Is rar up air

lost kindle
meager plank
lost kindle
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its where they face the other way

lost kindle
meager plank
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You can just air dodge samus jab

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How silly

lost kindle
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samus up tilt 💔

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acc

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just samus 💔

meager plank
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I’m a big joker 0-death fan

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The easiest 0-death

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Actually the easiest 0-death is hero getting lucky

lost kindle
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hero kamikaze

meager plank
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Hero using zoom in neutral 🔥🔥

lost kindle
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my country has NO hero mains bru

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we got a pikachu main

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a fox main

meager plank
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The first time my friend used hero he though zoom made him run faster

lost kindle
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and a zss main

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and some thers

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cant remember

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but im the only mid tier character among them playing dk

meager plank
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Fucking ness main

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Get a job

lost kindle
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bro what did ness do bru 💔

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(i was a ness main)

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ness kinda boring tho

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its just

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forward air

spare kite
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i wish i could buy balatro cards in Russia

lost kindle
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then the occasional djc combo

lost kindle
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amazon em

spare kite
meager plank
lost kindle
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oof

spare kite
meager plank
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Can I get 5 to the moons and make a lot of money

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Or do they not stack

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Why did they name a collection after me 😂😂

lost kindle
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i think they can stack

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punch 🔥

meager plank
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I was a lucario main until I found out lucario sucks

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Lucario at 300%

lost kindle
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just to be side b'd by a li mac

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lil mac is so fun to play tho

meager plank
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When I see a YouTube video titled “The State of [current favorite game]” 💔💔

lost kindle
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too sad hes unviable in tourney

meager plank
lost kindle
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bro most of the ppl in my country

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they alll play spacers

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they dont like cqc mains

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so no roys

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so swordfighters

meager plank
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little Mac nair spike 🖲️🖲️🖲️

meager plank
lost kindle
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lil mac nair kill

lost kindle
meager plank
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Little Mac nair is unironically really good

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I forgot down air existed

meager plank
# lost kindle what.

Little Mac nair spike is really good against people who don’t play against little Mac often

lost kindle
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at 250% 💔

meager plank
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Have you never seen little Mac nair spike?

lost kindle
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john balala ❤️‍🩹

lost kindle
lost kindle
meager plank
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Like it will never get the satisfying noise and effect

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But it hits your character downwards

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I’m a big fd enjoyer

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I hate platforms

lost kindle
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my options for mains are a bit

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spread

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at first its dk but my second is roy

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if i feel like playing someone w range

queen escarp
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when run is so ass you have to buy jimbo

lost kindle
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i go with krool

meager plank
lost kindle
lost kindle
meager plank
lost kindle
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sephiroth has too many sweet spots tho

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sweet and sour spots

magic swan
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i was talking to someone irl, and they said to me and i quote "don't let negative people ruin the way how you live a life."

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and my deadass thought it was the people with negative tag

meager plank
fierce inlet
meager plank
lost kindle
lost kindle
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so odd

meager plank
flint copper
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But he’s so goddamn fine

lost kindle
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i love the fire emblem up airs

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theyre so good especially lucina

meager plank
lost kindle
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make a mod where lil mac's side b connects everywhere

pure meteor
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bought glass joker on the 8th ante despite having a single glass card

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that one glass card broke instantly

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and i beat verdant leaf by 20k points

meager plank
fierce inlet
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I hate this gamebalatrojoker

meager plank
fierce inlet
solemn owl
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hola

queen escarp
meager plank
queen escarp
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anyway yay 3 more gold stickers :D

severe geode
queen escarp
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sorry

severe geode
severe geode
# queen escarp :D

If you win gold stake with a joker does that count as getting all the other stickers for a joker?

remote pendant
severe geode
remote pendant
severe geode
queen escarp
undone notch
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jonkler

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im so funny

queen escarp
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id rather put a gun in my mouth than put a stone card in my deck

remote pendant
queen escarp
undone notch
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woah freaky

severe geode
undone notch
remote pendant
# queen escarp yeah

The card that I keep coming across that I've never found a good time to play is uhh "Vagabond"

undone notch
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walter white time

remote pendant
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like vagabond i just don't see its use really

queen escarp
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just to get gold sticker

remote pendant
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Can't afford it early run because it's 8 bucks and then you get econ high and its like okay it will never trigger then

slim junco
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it's really just meant for farming throwaway hands for early tarot cards I think, but I agree that it's not very good

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you need to focus a lot more on scoring around that time

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I guess it could be good for an ante or so if you just never get your econ online and you're desperate

remote pendant
solemn owl
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Help balatro bug

pure meteor
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i nearly lost to violet vessel with this setup (i had 10 trillion aces)

ionic vault
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What diffrence between mobile or pc version?

limber moth
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Mobile version is on your phone

floral crypt
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streamer luck be like:

pure meteor
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im gonna lose for this but it looks kinda funny

feral shuttle
pure meteor
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joker display?

pallid hawk
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guess im doing baron mime

feral shuttle
pallid hawk
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im 1 dollar short

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dna is going ill find someone else

narrow hare
pallid hawk
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i didnt sell dna at first

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was gonna keep it to get kings i sold the other two

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but im chilling now i got trading card

pure meteor
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i got all aces in a ouija and then dna and then lost the next blind

pallid hawk
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ew aces

pure meteor
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😑

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its ante 5 should i ditch the pair for constellation

meager plank
pure meteor
lucid creek
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l o l we love the classic, "Casual run before bed turns into a god build"

Hanging Chad
Photograph
Blueprint
Polychrome Brainstorm
Foil Cavendish

patent bolt
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Bro what do i even replace??😭😭

acoustic jolt
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Do you guys think Baron sucks ass without Mime or Red Seals

crystal spade
undone notch
patent bolt
vast pagoda
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the grind is finally over

patent bolt
pure meteor
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so baron sucks ass even more

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building a deck for cards you don't play

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eww

pallid hawk
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sad that this is over

undone notch
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idk what you want me to say

pure meteor
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but it might be a tad late for that in ante 9

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you wont get very far spamming flushes either

west spear
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Ancient joker (If assuming played well) is still far superior to even a full skip to ante 8 throwback

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In just two procs

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Far easier to replace him with anyone

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Full skip throwback up to this point is only 3.5

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And that's assuming only ever fighting boss blinds

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That's 3 total procs of ancient actually my bad

pure meteor
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unless theyre spamming flush five (highly unlikely) it falls off

west spear
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Everything not named baron mime falls off it's just the nature of the great filter

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Far better to have x1.5^5 than to have x2.5 once

pure meteor
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does it even scale your jokers

west spear
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And actually this is a weaker than average throwback

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Round 21 ante 9 is like

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Not that many skips

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What I brought up x3.5 was the perfect strongest throwback up until this point

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This one's probably by 2.25 or something lmao

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Strongest throwback use

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Either way it's been half an hour I doubt the person ever chose to listen

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But throwback is the weakest link in every setup like this

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Scales like shit, actively means you cannot scale other jokers unless 1/30 chance that it does (Standard pack skip for hologram for example), 0 reward

vast nebula
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Weird combo

vast nebula
# patent bolt Bro what do i even replace??😭😭

Imagine pull out a chicot
Btw you can try this, sell a joker, get that soul, and if it was bad, immediately going to main menu and countinue again, so it will back like reset once again (do it really fast)

west spear
ripe bobcat
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how to delete mod ?

warm mist
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moment

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how the hell do y'all get 1e

limber moth
vast nebula
limber moth
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it wasnt a joke thats how you delete mods

ripe bobcat
limber moth
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are you using a mod manager

vast nebula
warm mist
pure meteor
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i had autowin jokers and ran out of rerolls trying to get this dumbass sweatblob

ripe bobcat
vast nebula
limber moth
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well ive never used that so i havent a clue

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id ask modding chat

pure meteor
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very original and fun yes yes

vast nebula
warm mist
vast nebula
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Depend on your build

warm mist
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I see

west spear
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That alone would have been good

pure meteor
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6 jokers to go sadhamster

vast nebula
vast nebula
pure meteor
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no

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im getting gold stake on all jokers

west spear
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I mean no one is really going to let this run pass ante 12 lmao

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Big filter incoming

vast nebula
pure meteor
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its easy enough

west spear
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"Nono see, THIS one I will be able to get pass the artificial wall designed to separate idol and baron mime runs from every other run! This run is op!!!"
Ante 12:

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"JUST ONE MORE OP RUN BRO JUST TRUST ME THIS ONE WILL BE THE ONE NOT LIKE EVERY OTHER BEFORE IT"

vast nebula
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Man, ante that are more than 13 is already like extreme hard to do

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If you not having a great combo like mime and baron

limber moth
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where'd you learn to puppet like that sharty 😈

prime jay
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honestly ante 11 murders most runs

vast nebula
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You basically ded here

west spear
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Twas my joke

pure meteor
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endless is a meme every run is ai generated

west spear
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Even if this run is cool and op

It will die on the same ante most runs die

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That's why I say that they shouldn't sweat it too much

prime jay
vast nebula
west spear
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Don't take endless and endless potential so seriously everything works

west spear
prime jay
west spear
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Most runs cap at ante 11 with glass

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This one at ante 12 even with glass

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Baron mime and idol only can go past this

crude kelp
prime jay
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theres some other things like obby perky

west spear
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Endless without the dedicated jokers is just a race to ante 12

vast nebula
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Unless if you are using seed run🗿

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Anyway

west spear
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THATS MY POINT

prime jay
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unseeded naneinf is fun tbh. i just tried it for the first time (did not even get close)

west spear
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Why do people act like saying exactly what you are saying as a counter argument be smart

vast nebula
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Well im bad at english, so yea

prime jay
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i dont think theyre trying to counter you theyre just saying stuff

crude kelp
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Still mad at a run, where I had a dna and the legendary joker that gives 1.0 multi for each destroyed face card and I think I had bloodstone

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I got the mouth and played a high card for dna

vast raft
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Bro fumbled hard

tardy cloud
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Does Matador trigger if the boss ability was canceled via a legendary joker ?

pure meteor
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no

crude kelp
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Forgot completely about the blind

crude kelp
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And I was using flushes

vast raft
crude kelp
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You should have better Econ jokers like cloud 9 or reserved parking

vast nebula
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Btw, rate matador between 1-10

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Your guys opinion

pure meteor
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3/10

prime jay
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matador and luchador mess with the boss blind and are based on hispanic fighter archetypes. this is proof that chicot is the third secret hispanic fighter

vast raft
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Matador only activates on some bosses

vast nebula
pure meteor
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its a lot of money if u can oneshot the boss

prime jay
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ignore the fact that chicot was a french jester

pure meteor
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and fuck around during the first 3 hands

tardy cloud
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Do I sell Matador for Blue joker or Lusty joker ? I'm doing a 5 of a kind run

crude kelp
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I’d rather have blue joker yeah

prime jay
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blue joker pretty good

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esp if u already have mult

crude kelp
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Matador is very situational and even then you can’t guarantee it will trigger in a boss blind

pure meteor
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yeah it kinda stinks

crude kelp
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I think if the boss blind is like a plant and you make a full house with 3 face cards and aces I could be good

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But what is that like 24 bucks at most

pure meteor
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its just 8 bucks per hand

crude kelp
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Oh wait

vast nebula
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Idk, i think matador is good for early round because of "money"
But then again, it depend on the boss "RNG again" So yea

crude kelp
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I forgot it’s per hand

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Lmaooooo

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I thought it was per card

pure meteor
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its an econ joker but it stinks

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one of the worse ones

lost kindle
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serra

crude kelp
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Just get the gold joker

lost kindle
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i fumbled the naneinf run

vast nebula
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If the boss was like not a debuff card/joker (like the needle) then it has no value

crude kelp
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4 bucks guaranteed

lost kindle
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cos there was no observatory

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and i decided to copy pluto instead of cryptifd

pure meteor
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actually probably the worst econ joker in the game

crude kelp
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It’s 4 bucks

pure meteor
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after the one that gives gold for playing gold cards

proper hawk
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first time playing painted deck for a jokerless challenge w my friend, whats the basics?

prime jay
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golden ticket is good though

crude kelp
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Good starting joker thin

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Tho*

prime jay
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mime (and red seal) are the only way to retrigger gold cards normally

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with golden ticket you can retrigger them when played

lost kindle
pure meteor
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if its good once every 10 runs

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its not good!

crude kelp
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So called free thinkers when gross Michael is in the shop

prime jay
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most jokers are only good once every 10 runs lol

vocal wedge
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me when the joker isnt useful in ever single situation ever

prime jay
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not every joker can be hanging chad or mail in rebate

vocal wedge
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hanging chad isnt that good tho

crude kelp
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Checkered deck my beloved

pure meteor
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some jokers are always good early

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some jokers are always a guaranteed win

crude kelp
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It’s the one I have with the highest stakes at the moment

crude kelp
pure meteor
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and then u have the joker that has 2 requeriments to give you gold

vocal wedge
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midas mask?

pure meteor
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huh wuh

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i really want to have 2 econ jokers

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and not die before ante 3

crude kelp
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Me when I have bloodstone and oops all sixes shows up at shop

pure meteor
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so i need to have a gold card and then i have to play it for 1 more gold?? SOBASED

safe ledge
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who up balaing they tro

fringe portal
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Me!

meager plank
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Is there a joker about wild cards that is similar to lucky cat, or the other jokers like stone and steel cards?

onyx saffron
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your final challenge

onyx saffron
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huh that is not a joker twi

meager plank
royal zenith
meager plank
royal zenith
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Uncommon scaling chips joker, i forgor how you unlock it though

meager plank
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Oh I probably don’t have it unlocked than

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Obelisk and wild card niche 🔥

onyx saffron
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fine bru🙏 😭

limber moth
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HEY

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HEY ERIC

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MY NAME IS ERIC TOO

meager plank
limber moth
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No just Eric

meager plank
limber moth
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I've never even heard of that word before you said it to me just now

meager plank
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I’ve picked it up 2 times and it’s only triggered 1 times

limber moth
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I've never used it

floral crypt
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WTF IS THIS😭😭😭

limber moth
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The longest it's been in my inventory was long enough to sell it after I got it from a tarot

meager plank
limber moth
floral crypt
meager plank
limber moth
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😮 😮 😮 😧

onyx saffron
limber moth
meager plank
meager plank
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My bad

limber moth
onyx saffron
limber moth
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Real asf

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Serve yo country well slime

meager plank
meager plank
agile pawn
limber moth
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Luna why do you hate throwback

onyx saffron
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we wake up at 5 am twin

meager plank
meager plank
turbid ermine
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I agree with your statement but not the username

limber moth
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Fight fight fight fight

agile pawn
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i agree with my username

turbid ermine
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I’m gonna bite you ig

agile pawn
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horrible

turbid ermine
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That’s what they want Ig

limber moth
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😮

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Trowberk bad???

turbid ermine
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I respect your opinion but I disagree and that’s perfectly okay, but I will pretend to be rivals with you

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Grrr

honest canopy
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Scammers love the #🎥・videos-and-streams channel. Within 24 hours of posting there I always get a random friend request or message promising me help. We should get a new channel just to post their funny messages

sharp compass
weak herald
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hey chat how the FUCK do I get good at tower defense games

limber moth
weak herald
limber moth
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then put more towers

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n upgrade dem

pure meteor
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the most tense thing about farming gold stake is not getting the jokers you havent used to win yet

ocean wolf
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Hi chat

lean turtle
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Only tower defense game that was good was back on Warcraft 3 custom game modes. I tried to play Bloons 6 the other day but just wasnt as fun as old Tower defense games. Or maybe im just old af now.

limber moth
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My experience with tower defense games is I liked bloons when I was like 11

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thats it

marsh plume
lean turtle
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Well back in the day you would have a hero that ran around and leveled up and had abilities and passives that helped certain towers.

Bloons towers have to hit something to get xp and then they make you spend all the exp just to unlock it, then you gotta gain it all back to level it up.

Just a time sink that doesnt need to be there but they do it so you think about buying coins from the store. Just lame:

livid basin
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i hate the black deck

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just got invsible joker and blueprint

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but couldnt afford them

gusty hinge
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I'm on a plane

gusty hinge
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Get it?

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No?

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Ok

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I'm gonna appreciate my jokes by myself

ocean wolf
wide crane
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ok so this build is based off of low straights (A-5), reccomendations on where to move BP?

gusty hinge
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Can't you see, it has "one pair"

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Local thunkie forgot the "one" part while copying

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/s if it's not obvious

ocean wolf
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Nah balala is the voice line of that one hollow knight npc

ocean wolf
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I don't know how to help you I have exactly 1 win

pure meteor
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i think it was like that

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you have 2 turns to try anyways

wide crane
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hack tuah, retrigger that thing

vast nebula
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More pain than having a 296 score in first round of ante 1 💀
Source: roffle lite

pure meteor
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that build seems like autowin regardless

wide crane
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honestly i think copying ancient was doing me more good

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ok so a brainstorm just popped up in shop but it's perishable, take or nah? it's not really my intention to go endless i just wanna win gold on painted

vast raft
vast nebula
vast nebula
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Do you have ss? I want to see :v

vast raft
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I don't

wide crane
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i think i'll sell my poly fibbonaci for brainstorm

vast nebula
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Owh, it's ok

vast nebula
wide crane
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it is perishable so i'll skip around a bit\

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im confident

vast nebula
wide crane
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copying the hack has be only barely beat the blind in one go, when i was getting upwards of a million chips off of ancient

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hell you on about?

pure meteor
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then keep copying ancient o.O

vast nebula
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If you really want to play a hack joker, try to make 2,3,4 and 5 card a good card (like having glass, some seal, etc)

wide crane
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im tryinh

limber moth
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TRY HARDER

wide crane
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OK IM SORRY

limber moth
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YOU CAN DO THIS

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COME ON

wide crane
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YSAHHHHH

limber moth
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YOU CAN DO IT

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YEAH

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SAY HELL YEAH

wide crane
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i just gotta skip one blind this turn so brainstorm dont die on boss

wide crane
pure meteor
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all the jokers left are uncommon sadhamster

limber moth
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HELL YEAH

wide crane
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dude the boss is verdant leaf

limber moth
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what do dat one do again

wide crane
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tf do i do

pure meteor
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it disables ur cards

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until you sell a joker

wide crane
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all cards debuffed till a joker sold

limber moth
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oh that one

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that ones pooey

wide crane
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unless i clutch a nat neg then perhaps im fuced

tranquil comet
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Goodbye buddy

limber moth
limber moth
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gooba ooba doobadi doo

wide crane
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all that happend is now my bp is poly

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i think i sell hack honestly

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ancient has more scoring potential

limber moth
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real and true?

pure meteor
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hack is multiplying ur ancient by 2

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if played properly o.O

wide crane
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i win :)

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ancient now has a....golden sticker

limber moth
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GRAAAH RAAAA YAAA YIPPEEE

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how exciting gold stickers

pure meteor
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haha yeah

wide crane
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moo deng in the big 2025 (jk there's no problem)

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ok, now what deck to gold next...

limber moth
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what the hell is a moo deng

wide crane
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i have yet to gold: Black, Nebula, Abandoned, Zodiac, and Erratic

wide crane
limber moth
limber moth
wide crane
limber moth
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ive never run a nebula deck

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except for when i did

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it didnt work though i didnt get what i needed

pure meteor
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the duo fucking sucks damn

still rune
pure meteor
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a x2 mult isnt good for early game

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its good for nothing

limber moth
#

NOT TRUE

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HEY

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4 X 2 IS STILL 8

still rune
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x2 is x2

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it's not the worst joker out there

limber moth
#

no its not

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8 ball is

pure meteor
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if flush has 4 mult

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your duo is worth 4 mult

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🫠

limber moth
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ok so

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thats 4 more mult than 8 ball gives

pure meteor
#

being better than 8ball is a hell of an achievement

limber moth
#

it sure is

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at that point its a default joker that just gets better with upgrades yippee

onyx sorrel
limber moth
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I was born to dilly dally and I dilly dally all day

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every day too

hot crypt
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he really wants in

jolly scarab
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jimbo

limber moth
#

jimbo jumpscare

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let bro in

lost kindle
#

hello number 1 superposition hater

jolly scarab
#

eternally

random tendon
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joker idea:
"Shuffler"

gives the option to shuffle the cards first drawn in hand

downside: -1 discard

limber moth
limber moth
random tendon
quick moat
limber moth
#

okay

jolly scarab
#

it would be what

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uncommon tops?

random tendon
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yeah basically

limber moth
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so its just a discard that costs a discard

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and you cant get it right away

jolly scarab
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it would have some potential

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but like

random tendon
limber moth
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i dont want that

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but i see how some people would

random tendon
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it would be good in early game imo

limber moth
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i guess

random tendon
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since yk, shitty drawn cards, especially in gold stake

limber moth
#

yeah I get that

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its an alright idea it just

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seemed odd to me

random tendon
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most jokers seemed odd when you first encounter them

jolly scarab
#

some did

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sure

random tendon
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it would synergize well with yorick

slim junco
#

hello

random tendon
slim junco
slim junco
vast raft
wide crane
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sticker progress so far tell me what ya think

limber moth
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sungkle bop what hpaneed

limber moth
wide crane
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dude i'm working on that

remote field
#

when you get your first chance to mod cards, how do you decide which cards when you havent got strat yet? i.e. would you go straight to steel kings even though no jokers/ no baron etc. or would you always mod lower cards?

limber moth
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I make face cards good if I'm not going for a specific build

foggy tapir
wide crane
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DAMN YOU JOHN BALATRO

remote field
#

would that include held in hand abilities ie benefit of not playing them ?

wide crane
#

a foil bp in second shop, 2 bucks short

vast raft
#

Why so queerious?
I'm the woker baby!!1!1!111!1!!

foggy tapir
limber moth
wide crane
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HOKY FUCKING SHIT THERE ACTUALLY WAS A CREDIT CARD IN BUFFOON PACK 😭

limber moth
#

thats just me tho

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and im not that great at the game

remote field
#

but if it was bonus/ mult etc would you go low or mid?

foggy tapir
limber moth
remote field
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like low cards 2-5 or mid card like 6-9

limber moth
#

if i'm not upgrading face cards im upgrading 2s

foggy tapir
wide crane
#

tfw emporer on nebula

foggy tapir
meager plank
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Abandoned deck canio pull 🔥🔥

lost kindle
meager plank
meager plank
foggy tapir
nocturne axle
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I SHOULD TAKE THE SKIP, RIGHT? I think, this was the luckiest unseeded run yet, the number of invis joker was crazy also the run was powered by a negative skip dna( i dnt remember the actual ante i got it though)

meager plank
limber moth
#

^

foggy tapir
lost kindle
#

me

foggy tapir
foggy tapir
lost kindle
#

i am the evil twin

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bob balatro

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i was hiding all the time

meager plank
lost kindle
#

no

meager plank
lost kindle
#

obelisk is the true king

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whats w the carti bru 💔

meager plank
slim junco
#

hey

meager plank
slim junco
lost kindle
#

am i a racist if i hate all races

slim junco
#

ye

lost kindle
#

screw nascar 🤬

meager plank
meager plank
slim junco
#

real

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i love cars

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the movie

lost kindle
#

all of them drive in circles

foggy tapir
meager plank
slim junco
#

john balatro

queen escarp
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oh my god oh mY GOD
SHOULD I

slim junco
#

some cars drive in triangles

foggy tapir
#

Go for it.

meager plank
idle veldt
#

Funny number

queen escarp
lost kindle
foggy tapir
meager plank
foggy tapir
lost kindle
#

subaru not gay

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really great rally cars

foggy tapir
#

a blueprint is a blueprint mate

meager plank
#

Obviously

lost kindle
#

oblivious

slim junco
#

lesbian cars they said

meager plank
#

@foggy tapir thanks for this clutch

slim junco
#

1 LMAOOO

lost kindle
#

i had a run that died by one chip

meager plank
foggy tapir
meager plank
slim junco
#

ominious

foggy tapir
#

you defeated violet vessel with that

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this is my good luck in effect

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(real)

meager plank
#

Who is violet vessel

lost kindle
#

screw john balatro

foggy tapir
lost kindle
#

embrace balala poker game

foggy tapir
#

ok nvm

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plant is worse

meager plank
#

I’m gonna do a white chip plasma deck

slim junco
#

hello

lost kindle
#

hey john balatro

#

choose 1

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asians or americans

meager plank
#

How to get the joker for beating balatro in less than 12 round

lost kindle
#

throwback?

meager plank
#

Idk I don’t have it

slim junco
#

pull it out of ur pancreas

lost kindle
#

i want to eat ur pancreas

slim junco
#

the anime

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or do you actually want to

lost kindle
#

uhm

slim junco
#

pls the ladder

lost kindle
#

why not both

slim junco
#

i mean

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if you wanna

lost kindle
#

ok what abt the movie

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or anime

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i forgot

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havent watched it

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will watch it ts summer

pure meteor
#

isnt it kinda funny that the only thing keeping chad in check is that some bosses mean auto losing

slim junco
#

lets watch it together senpai

lost kindle
#

whart

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im 16

slim junco
#

i said lets watch it together lil bro

slim junco
#

do u think i‘m a weirdo or smth

sick summit
lost kindle
meager plank
slim junco
wide crane
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UHGHGHGHWRHGsdvhn3gruowjfvfr3gwhfDSINOVCJ POLY HIKER ON FIRST SHOP BUT I CAN'T AFFOR TTTT

slim junco
#

what‘s the lroblen

wide crane
#

no credit card in pack either :((((

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why must bro do this

sick summit
meager plank
queen escarp
#

nooooooo im gonna be so in debt...........

slim junco
#

sell the golden willy wo ka ticket

limber moth
#

sell everything

slim junco
#

sell your pancreas

opal fog
#

Oops! All kms

oblique isle
#

Credit card in pack

opal fog
#

there wasnt

wide crane
#

why must fate be a bitch

opal fog
#

BUT I JUST STARTED AGAIN

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no credit card in pack

#

hell nah im restarting again

vast raft
#

Why so queerious

pure meteor
#

i got yorick in the 1st skip and died in the 2nd blind

hearty acorn
#

Guys can you use ectoplasm with only one joker?

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In your hand

pure meteor
#

yeah

hearty acorn
#

Liar

#

Just tried it

pure meteor
#

ectoplasm turns a joker into a negative one what do you mean you cant

opal fog
#

should i

pure meteor
#

if you sell everything and keep ancient you might not die instantly

#

(might)

hearty acorn
#

Ectoplasm doesn’t work when you only have a single joker

opal fog
#

exactly

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im gonna do it

hearty acorn
#

I just tried it I literally could not use it

pure meteor
#

thats weird i think ive done it several times

hearty acorn
#

It didn’t work when I tried it just now

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I didn’t really feel like taking a chance between a popcorn and a Polychrome yorick so I sold the popcorn

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But I couldn’t use the ectoplasm after

opal fog
#

i mean

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peak jokers

gaunt ginkgo
#

ive pre-ordered the physical baatro deck from fangamer back in january. got an adress confirmation email back in late march and nothing since.
note: i live in europe and made sure to order off of fangamer EU. but i feel scammed

opal fog
#

i did the 40k without counting the stencil

pure meteor
#

yeah ancient is lowkey decent for early

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for a xmult joker

lean trench
#

Ancient is lowkey decent for late too if you get it going good

#

1 billion Jupiter

honest lance
#

You cant add editions to jokers with editions

pure meteor
#

it doesnt add an edition though does it

honest lance
#

If all your jokers have editions, you cant hex, wheel, or ectoplasm

honest lance
queen escarp
#

well ill get at least 1 new gold sticker...........

hearty acorn
#

I didn’t know polychrome and negative can’t be on the same card

pure meteor
#

yeah but do they look negative?

slim junco
#

hiker!!!

honest lance
hearty acorn
#

I thought negative was like steel

hearty acorn
#

Like how you can have a steel polychrome card

opal fog
#

peak deck

pure meteor
lean trench
#

It's sometimes nice to work around it if you want ecto to hit something specific late

slim junco
honest lance
hearty acorn
#

Negative cards? From a deck? Why would you want like a negative king?

pure meteor
#

🤪

opal fog
#

yeah but counting modded is like "you could have 10 negative legendaries"

honest lance
hearty acorn
#

Oh see that’s pretty cool

pure meteor
#

thats negative consumables

honest lance
hearty acorn
#

Yeah but negative cards from a deck sound awesome

honest lance
#

Everything

pure meteor
#

🤨

pure meteor
#

oh modded

honest lance
lean trench
#

Is modded balatro even fun, it just looks silly

honest lance
#

I played one cryptid run and felt dead inside after

pure meteor
hearty acorn
#

Idk negative cards sound really fun

pure meteor
#

just like endless players

lean trench
#

Like what's even the point

honest lance
#

Yeah

round tapir
pure meteor
#

can u guys spend 10 min without talking about gay jokers

honest lance
lean trench
honest lance
round tapir
honest lance
#

Be scared

round tapir
round tapir
pure meteor
#

not scared i know its a teenager thing

hearty acorn
#

Guys how come people in YouTube videos of this game never get tags

honest lance
round tapir
lean trench
#

Fuck blueprint brainstorm Yuri I'm here for egg swash yaoi

honest lance
pure meteor
#

or u got

#

5000 anagliph tags

#

and the next skip is a negative joker

round tapir
honest lance
round tapir
honest lance
#

But you get 4850 jimbos

round tapir
#

sorry had to meme rq

round tapir
#

Im a bit of a

#

JOKER

lean trench
#

Socking my buskin rn

round tapir
#

ex dee

round tapir
lean trench
honest lance
#

I need more baron plant memes

round tapir
gilded harness
lean trench
#

LOL

pure meteor
#

you will never be blueprint quit cosplaying

honest lance
lean trench
#

The plant claims another victim

gilded harness
# lean trench LOL

"I got my whole life ahead of me!"
No you don't the plant is coming 😂

gentle nexus
#

Yo can do it

honest lance
gilded harness
honest lance
gilded harness
lean trench
#

Eternal smiley is an insane pickup

#

I don't think I'd ever think of taking that

#

In any run

#

Ever

gilded harness
honest lance
lean trench
#

Who said I lose

honest lance
#

Gold stake it can be good early and mid gsme

lean trench
#

J stands for John Balatro

round tapir
honest lance
honest lance
gilded harness
#

Playing Balatro
making flush deck
looks away for 1 second
turns into photochad

honest lance
lean trench
round tapir
lean trench
#

Too busy playing balatro

round tapir
honest lance
gilded harness
round tapir
gilded harness
#

Checkered is for babies doing endless flushes

#

Sure it gives wins but ur gonna do is all flush and nothing else

honest lance
round tapir
honest lance
#

I just want my baseball card autographed

lean trench
#

Why aren't you playing balatro right now

honest lance
lean trench
#

Me, John Balatro

#

OK I'm over this bit

round tapir
round tapir
#

can u giv x5 mult plies

honest lance
gentle nexus
#

Is LocalThunk in this server?

plucky tangle
gentle nexus
round tapir
round tapir
gentle nexus
#

I wish i had nitro

#

I want to use that jimbo emoji so badly

plucky tangle
gentle nexus
#

No

#

The animated one

lean trench
gentle nexus
#

Yeah

#

That one

round tapir