🎙・server-chat

[upbeat crow]

full tutorial is in this post

[vapid pollen]

thanks ill look into it

[sharp shell]

or one full house

[upbeat crow]

except for the 3rd point, thats specifically for the multiplayer mdo

mod

kekw

[winter hollow]

Just got C++ on mobile except no achievement 🙂

[upbeat crow]

GG

[sharp shell]

mobile version buggy for that

[upbeat crow]

i love how you have C++ but only 3 win streak

[sharp shell]

i’ve gotten 3 blue stakes just taken away from me

[winter hollow]

yea i am a restart first shop guy

[sharp shell]

no one has over a 5 winstreak

[vapid pollen]

oh my god how many hours

[winter hollow]

I wish I knew my phone does not track it

[upbeat crow]

i have 2 win streak kekw

[vapid pollen]

the best feeling is when you are like 4 chips away from the required amount and you just play a very low high card

[upbeat crow]

mostly cause i get too greedy on ante 2 specyfically

specifically*

[red hamlet]

It'll click after next run

[lean cloud]

Dad tries gambling (GONE WRONG)

[gusty mesa]

what is going on

[uneven edge]

exodia

[vapid pollen]

lucky ahh

[gusty mesa]

ITS POLYCHROME

[vapid pollen]

dude ur cooking

[uneven edge]

pretty

[gusty mesa]

fuck ive been making aces

[uneven edge]

why???

[gusty mesa]

it was the first purple seal i got

and i started copying it

[uneven edge]

I think 3-4 purple seals is enough

typically

[gusty mesa]

i had yorick so i wanted to discard as many purple seals as i could

[lean cloud]

I had 15 💀

[uneven edge]

💀

[lean cloud]

My 2nd best run tho

[uneven edge]

i mean hey 15 purple seals is pretty good

[neon wren]

not for deck size. I usually do like 1/3 purple if I'm using them

[vapid pollen]

i love where i want to go with this

[small glade]

do you only play on one device? i can't figure out how to transfer from iphone to ipad without losing my data

[small glade]

it keeps overwritting, it's so frustrating, im too scared to open balatro on my ipad now

[gusty mesa]

i'm losing it

[sharp shell]

mediocre run

clearly skill based

[finite shadow]

@uneven edge wait do you need 3 chigoats

[winter hollow]

can't help with that sorry 😦 I play on android and it stores on cloud

[small glade]

yeah same with iphone, stores on cloud but for some reason, ipad always overwrites so i've just been only on my phone

thanks though and congrats

[vapid pollen]

i love joker stencil runs but i just cant win with them

[worldly basalt]

Bro I’m finna rage so hard bro

I died two enemies from beating Balatro because I got bad rng with my discards idk how I lost I had like 100x multiplier or higher

[vapid pollen]

what

[waxen trail]

Guys what if we made balatro but all gold

Cards are gold, jokers are gold, golden deck

I WANT GOLD EVERYTHING

Wait how many gold jokers are there

[warm pier]

The vampire Joker lol

[warm pier]

Idk

[vapid pollen]

golden ticket

golden joker

midas mask

[warm pier]

I think that's it

[waxen trail]

No

[vapid pollen]

steel joker (steel and gold are both metals )

baron has a golden crown

[waxen trail]

Im just looking at gold

[warm pier]

Ohh i thought you guys wanted like jokers that have effects with gold cards

[vapid pollen]

yorick's backround is gold

[waxen trail]

Yeah

I want pictures of fibonacci

https://tenor.com/view/spiral-hypnotic-shape-colors-gif-14476528

[flint copper]

Look at those curves

[vapid pollen]

just realise how many legendary jokers have not been found just because people lost right before it popped up or because people skipped a blind

[finite shadow]

Guys is hex the move here?

[vapid pollen]

yes

definetly

100%

[finite shadow]

Okay sweet thank you

[flint copper]

Did you actually…

[waxen trail]

Mphh🫦

[finite shadow]

wtf!!?!? Where’d all my jokers go????????????

[velvet tinsel]

100% yea

[flint copper]

Screenshot

[velvet tinsel]

Uhh idk maybe a glitch that’s unfortunate

[waxen trail]

Pffftt BAAAHAHAHAHAHA BRO REALLY DID IT!!!

[velvet tinsel]

He Probably didn’t tho lol

[waxen trail]

Tough?

[finite shadow]

[velvet tinsel]

Mb im french I sometimes have a hard time with English:/

[waxen trail]

Its fine

You neant to say thought right?

[velvet tinsel]

Yea

[waxen trail]

Ok

[strong breach]

do y'all think Sunflowers by Vincent Van Gogh inspired the flower pot art?

[warm pier]

It look like it

[waxen trail]

Worst joker grrrr

[velvet tinsel]

Prob yea

[flint copper]

Why did I think Flower Pot had four different flower species?

[warm pier]

It's not bad but it's not the best

[waxen trail]

Beside obelisk

[warm pier]

Guys

Hear me out

[strong breach]

that would've made a lot of sense lol

[waxen trail]

Listenint

[warm pier]

Flower pot + chequered deck

That's the meta

[waxen trail]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-used-to-be-believable-baited-jebaited-bait-i-got-jebaited-gif-1296286127798996733

[worldly basalt]

💀

[flint copper]

With smeared?

[uncut wind]

https://tenor.com/view/online-flowers-hong-kong-plants-delivery-gif-26139949

[worldly basalt]

I won somehow lol

I need to get gud bruh ik im so bad

[uncut wind]

how did you win

[worldly basalt]

Can’t even win a single match

[uncut wind]

did you sell the joker

[uncut wind]

its ok

i was like that

[worldly basalt]

Oh not the entire like run just that one blind

[worldly basalt]

I’ve also never played normal poker so….

[uncut wind]

just try to get a chips, mult, and then many times mult and some negative +mult will help

[velvet tinsel]

I love balatro but I hate trying to get like e100 cause it’s too hard:(

[uncut wind]

i got naneinf

definately not seded

[velvet tinsel]

Good for u

[uncut wind]

yeah i cant get e100 on normal run

[warm pier]

What boss is that

[worldly basalt]

I either get too many mults and no chips or too many chips or no mults I just get bad rng from the shop

[uncut wind]

just keep playing

[red hamlet]

I'm ngl dawg
It's probably not rng

[livid thistle]

either pareidolia on plant or verdant leaf i think

[worldly basalt]

And I have a large loot pool too I have like 110/150 jokers most of the others I just have to win games, get a huge score or just get a crap ton of types of cards

[uncut wind]

as long as you know the strategy and dumas (get it?) like me can beat 1/5 runs

ngl pun makes no sense but whatever

[worldly basalt]

I mean idk what I’m doing wrong maybe I’m going after the wrong hand I’ve mainly just been doing flushes bc whenever I go after something higher I get like no luck

[uncut wind]

yeah flushes is solid and consistent

i play flushes too

[raw locust]

I think this is a problem.

[solar mountain]

rate the deck

[fluid shuttle]

Insane person

[fluid shuttle]

This is a full house build btw

[raw locust]

oh no.

I CAN'T SYNC IT UP!

[slim ferry]

that happened to me once i just relaunched it and played a quick run and it fixed itself

[tidal glade]

good for you

[raw locust]

hmm

[flint copper]

It’s the same chat??

[slim junco]

Sorry I'm drunk and high

Going to bed

[tidal glade]

seen a lot of people reporting sync issues today

[slim ferry]

lmao drunk and high on the balatro discord

[raw locust]

oh other people are having it too?

[worldly basalt]

cooked

[flint copper]

You severely underestimate balatrocord’s degeneracy

[slim ferry]

23 of spades

[timber galleon]

How did you get “rawr” by your name

[olive pendant]

does a negative invisible joker stay negative after being sold?

[tidal glade]

it shouldn't

[olive pendant]

D:

[tidal glade]

its not becoming the new joker, it's replacing it

[olive pendant]

:( i got a negative invis from a negative tag

damn
ante 4 setup

[shadow heart]

I was born by my mother, and I'll die because I forgot that the boss blind asked for 5 cards

[olive pendant]

same

[shadow heart]

Or that I can't use the same hand

[olive pendant]

same :(

[void bison]

https://icebergcharts.com/i/Community_Balatro

use the proposal section to do guess what

[empty laurel]

balatro balatrez

[shadow heart]

Balatro balatrez esta jugando a baltro

[empty laurel]

sale balatrito

[shadow heart]

When se te acaban los motivos para brindar:

[empty laurel]

por balatro

[shadow heart]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-walk-handshake-handshake-blood-greeting-blood-handshake-gang-handshake-gif-20588096

[empty laurel]

tyler cuanto de mide el deck

[lusty rune]

sigh

[empty laurel]

gambling

[lusty rune]

I probably should've taken the hanged ma- oh wait I never saw any nvm

[elder quartz]

Being 8 chips short of beating gold stake makes me so unbelievably infuriated

[sick summit]

DId you accidentally overscore and not build square joker at any point

[elder quartz]

Yes I made so many misplays cos I thought I was gonna clear easy

Even had a hand where I forgot to move blueprint for 2x mult

[royal zenith]

Does the background always turn blue when you get c++ or is that just a rare bug?

[cursive moat]

V1KW93B4

skip first 2 blinds

gives soul and destroys 2 faces

yoricks on like ante 5

or 6

dna from wraith before yorick

[brave badger]

Yall check this one out https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1365558909254762568

[brave badger]

Firefox in the big 25😭🤮

[ionic osprey]

I used firefox since 2005

[brave badger]

UNC

[vapid pollen]

finally a good run to end the day

first try on plasma deck

if i just found blueprint or sockboskin...

[brave badger]

Nice

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1365558909254762568

[brazen wind]

i stg it almost feels like Polychrome is inherently rarer than the other two editions for both wheel and aura

am i crazy?

[sage cargo]

anyway to mod balatro if owned through xbox game pass???😂

[red hamlet]

Try deckfixing for 4 of a kind c:

[red hamlet]

It is lmfao

[brazen wind]

how much rarer

[red hamlet]

Aura has a 50% chance to make a card Foil, a 35% chance to make a card Holographic, and a 15% chance to make a card Polychrome. These are the same odds that Tarot The Wheel of Fortune The Wheel of Fortune has when upgrading a Joker when it triggers

[brazen wind]

interesting

[red hamlet]

Wheel has the same odds, but obv they only trigger at the 1/4

It's on purpose

Poly is stupid strong

[brazen wind]

what about natural joker spawns, same odds (proportionally i mean)?

[red hamlet]

At work
Google balatro editions

It shows odds near the bottom

Fandom wiki unfort

[lusty rune]

L not worth

[opaque shard]

Hit the goat came in clutch

[small osprey]

trading card the goat

[opaque shard]

What words did just come out of my mouth

[lusty rune]

idk you never typed it down

[opaque shard]

This was the messiest most horrible run I've had in a while and I still won

[opaque shard]

Makes sense

[lusty rune]

oh come on I JUST got mail-in rebate

current scoring 4 more hands remaining

[worldly basalt]

I’ll def change my hands bc I believe that flush isn’t that good in mid-late game only for like the first 2-3 ante’s

[quaint halo]

My negative cavendish just died D:

my very first caven-death

[lusty rune]

it's ecto time

OMG MIGHT SAVE THE RUN

alright I'm making it to naneinf now

[rocky perch]

a joker walks into a pack
it says: nope

[finite shadow]

Poger

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[lusty rune]

omg balatro lore revealed?

[rocky perch]

maybe the real role is the 3/4 wheel we meet along the line

[finite shadow]

Look at this idiot

[lusty rune]

what an idiot

We're so back boys

[finite shadow]

I don’t understand what’s your goal

[lusty rune]

naneinf again since I haven't done it in a while

I SWEAR THIS IS THE THIRD INVISIBLE I'VE SEEN

WAIT UNTIL I GET ECTO OR ANTIMATTER

[finite shadow]

What ante is it

[lusty rune]

17 rn but I used a heiro

[finite shadow]

Nice gl lmk if you need help

[lusty rune]

I'm way behind in terms of blueprints and brainstorms

I have assembled all 5 jokers of exodia

I am unstoppable

AHAHAHAHA

[stray dirge]

I have a question

[finite shadow]

Rookie numbers…

[lusty rune]

brother

take a DNA

[finite shadow]

It’s why I died

[stray dirge]

First how do you get better at balatro second what’s the best way to get wee and merry

[finite shadow]

No dna

That run at least

[finite shadow]

First play a lot second what’s the unlock requirement again?

[stray dirge]

Win within 12 round for wee 18 for merry

But 12

[lusty rune]

oh easy

[finite shadow]

Oh, idk just skip

[lusty rune]

just skip a bunch

[stray dirge]

Ik that but I keep dying

[lusty rune]

deck? strat?

[finite shadow]

Wait @lusty rune I think I have a naneinf run ready on my pc rn

[finite shadow]

Mooooooore

[lusty rune]

SCREW YOU

4th invisible

[finite shadow]

Lul

[stray dirge]

Well I go gold because rn I’m at purple stake with it and if I beat orange it will be my first gold stake but yea idk any strats and I’ve been playing for a while now

[lusty rune]

5th...

[lusty rune]

I almost thought you were doing gold stake

[stray dirge]

Srry yellow deck

[stray dirge]

No

[lusty rune]

so

[stray dirge]

I’m only at purple

[lusty rune]

do white stake

[stray dirge]

Ik I do

[lusty rune]

gold deck is eh for purely skipping

[stray dirge]

But keep losing

[lusty rune]

white deck

yellow deck

you hardly ever see the shop

[stray dirge]

I guess so what do you recommend in the deck department

I have plasma

Not erratic

[lusty rune]

yes

[stray dirge]

Ok

Strat

[lusty rune]

okay so

skip

[stray dirge]

Ofc

[finite shadow]

@lusty rune free

totally forgot about this

[lusty rune]

dude

[stray dirge]

Double economy tag

[lusty rune]

get a blueprint man

[finite shadow]

i just left my pc like this a few days ago

[finite shadow]

why do you think I have 3 brainstorms breh

[lusty rune]

imagine

lmao

[stray dirge]

I take joker pack

[finite shadow]

well realistically in a perfect world (like this run) I try and ALWAYS get three of the same, so that I don't need to waste a joker slot to get my fourth:)

[uneven edge]

you take the voucher and both booster packs

[stray dirge]

Ok

[finite shadow]

zol

[eternal hill]

holy shit

[stray dirge]

Do you know what I’m trying to do?

[uneven edge]

but if its brainstorm this kinda fucks ur scoring a lil

[uneven edge]

nope

[finite shadow]

Yeah, sometimes

[stray dirge]

I’m trying to get wee and merry

[finite shadow]

but

[lusty rune]

o7

[stray dirge]

o7

[gusty hinge]

♡

[lusty rune]

we were so close to greatness

[gusty hinge]

HO²

[lusty rune]

if only there wasn't that DARN 1

[red hamlet]

Haha
Pp

[gusty hinge]

What build?

[stray dirge]

Shop one after skipping idk what to take because trying to get wee and merry just so you know

[red hamlet]

Joker pack obviously
And the castle

[red hamlet]

Chips are peak on plasma

[stray dirge]

Ok

Ik

That

[gusty hinge]

Holy jimbo

[stray dirge]

It’s these two

[finite shadow]

[lusty rune]

that knife has +3e12 btw

[uneven edge]

couldnt get that ecto or antimatter F

[gusty hinge]

Wait what

[red hamlet]

Modded stinky doodoo most likely

[gusty hinge]

My guess

[lusty rune]

nah

I used lying

[devout thunder]

Damn

[finite shadow]

lmao

[red hamlet]

Stinky doodoo liar

[gusty hinge]

Oh that's a good joker

[finite shadow]

i laufghed

[red hamlet]

laufghed

[lusty rune]

lauf

[gusty hinge]

I lauved

[stray dirge]

I think I take devious joker 100 chips for straights

[red hamlet]

Lafin it up

[gusty hinge]

Ich laufe

[stray dirge]

Should I take the arcana pack

[gusty hinge]

Sure

[charred gate]

reroll

[gusty hinge]

Or that

[stray dirge]

Ok I’m am doing this for wee and merry

lol

[gusty hinge]

(I think he means the voucher btw)

[charred gate]

oh nah. i mean the reroll button

5$

[stray dirge]

This is what we got bois

[modest helm]

Heyo

Heyo

Oh

[gusty hinge]

Satirical or...?

[modest helm]

My god my internest

[finite shadow]

gg seeya

[modest helm]

What the shit

[charred gate]

judgement gamble!!

[fathom vault]

Judgement?

[gusty hinge]

Hooly

Why do I not ever get a run like that?

[stray dirge]

Bro I’m close on getting every joker I mean I need wee and merry and that’s it so

[gusty hinge]

One time it was real close

[finite shadow]

this isnt from luck, im on ante 20

[stray dirge]

And this run is for them

[gusty hinge]

It's still luck

[finite shadow]

you can brute force through luck with money

[uneven edge]

it isnt

[gusty hinge]

Not unless you can survive long enough

[modest helm]

No?

[finite shadow]

dude

[gusty hinge]

Dude

[finite shadow]

you can score 500m with 3 non-scaling jokers in this game

[gusty hinge]

Yea?

But you need LUCK to get those

[finite shadow]

two commons and a rare? hardly

like I said

money

[gusty hinge]

I'm broke

[uneven edge]

this has to be bait

[gusty hinge]

[red hamlet]

[red hamlet]

Maybe your econ is bad

[gusty hinge]

I can't stop gambling

[red hamlet]

That's why

You either get good runs
Or you gamble

Can't complain about no good runs if you keep gambling

[gusty hinge]

Anyway bye guys I got a flight in a few hours and got many things to do before that

I'm a busy gambler

I meant guy

[finite shadow]

ok goob

[uneven edge]

naneinf on computer or study for college test

[finite shadow]

boring park have to wait 4 whole antes bruh might just install saturn to skip animations

[ionic osprey]

violent vessel

[stray dirge]

So close

I almost won

Damn it

[ionic osprey]

you should bought5 chicot

[stray dirge]

I couldn’t

[queen escarp]

Kinda hot take but
Imo luchador should be smth like
Gain + X0.5 mult per boss blind
If you sell it boss blind disables

[finite shadow]

It’s not a hot take it’s just like a bad idea

Insanely strong for an uncommon

[honest lance]

so madness but 100x better?

[devout thunder]

Luchador is fine

[finite shadow]

so free gg

@uneven edge

[uneven edge]

oh its over

[finite shadow]

yessuh

[uneven edge]

gotta do it on ante 26 tho

[finite shadow]

not with nacho tong and pallette no?

[uneven edge]

no you'll win before you get all of your steel cards

[finite shadow]

cringe

[uneven edge]

yeah so you need to get the serpent twice in a row

with that money

[glad lark]

average balatro modded run

[finite shadow]

criptid :P

[queen escarp]

yeah kinda ass idea but you know what i mean

theres almost no point in carrying around luchador

[finite shadow]

the point is to disable a boss blind

[pure meteor]

👻

[uneven edge]

wheres the naneinf at

[finite shadow]

mf do you know how long it takes to rip through serpent w 20 hands

[pure meteor]

i cannot get naneinf because my game crashes

[uneven edge]

if ur on ante 25

[uneven edge]

im gonna laugh

LOL

bro you will WIN before you pull all the cards 😭

I promise you dude

[finite shadow]

:P

@uneven edge rolled down didnt get serpent

[uneven edge]

no way

[finite shadow]

me when i lie

[uneven edge]

😭

[honest lance]

AHHHHHHH

[uneven edge]

bro is taking his sweet time naneinfing

[finite shadow]

im insid eyour home

[vale fog]

who is eyour

and why does she have a house

[finite shadow]

yours too

[vale fog]

that's a funny last name: too

[vale fog]

also I'm inside your mom

[shadow heart]

Humans are born kind, it's the plant what corrupts them

[pearl lagoon]

is there a way to view the seed of a run that hasn't ended yet?

random seed run

like in the game files or something where is the seed of the current run stored

(I crashed the game after scoring naninf and the people of the youtube comments on the video are asking for the seed)

but I can't go back into the run and die to get the seed because I closed the game after playing the naninf hand and going back into the run by hitting continue immediately crashes the game

[lost kindle]

can you put that in a song

[finite shadow]

ignore them

anyways

any last words, jimbo?

[pearl lagoon]

I wanna get the seed tho 😭

it was a pretty nutty seed to be fair

[uneven edge]

holy fuck I was able to get a wife and kids

before this happened

[pearl lagoon]

nat negative burglar in like ante 14 or 15 I think it was

[finite shadow]

go study for your test lil bro!!!!!!

[pearl lagoon]

and a baron in ante 1 and a mime in like ante 5

so it wasn't particularly hard to go naninf

[finite shadow]

nat neg burg would surely kill me lul

[pearl lagoon]

yea the rng there was fuckin stupid lmao

[finite shadow]

thats like the only joker in naneinf thats not helpful in nat neg

[pearl lagoon]

????

what are you talking about

you just reroll for serpent with your like 32 hands

and instant naninf

[uneven edge]

no?

[pearl lagoon]

I had two blueprints and two brainstorms

[finite shadow]

no?

[uneven edge]

thats just

[finite shadow]

okay?

[pearl lagoon]

????

[uneven edge]

not how it works

😭

[calm cypress]

no?

[pearl lagoon]

thats exactly how it works

I did exactly that

[finite shadow]

me when I lie on the internet?

[uneven edge]

a natural negative burgular before ante 24

means nothing

[finite shadow]

^

[uneven edge]

like genuinely does nothing for you

[pearl lagoon]

then how come I reached ante 30

and went naninf

(and would've gone to 32 and died but the game crashed lol)

[finite shadow]

pretty suboptimally is how

[pearl lagoon]

mfer I literally broke the game's score cap

wtf are you on about

[finite shadow]

then you'd know you get 20 hands not 32

[pearl lagoon]

I was exagerating bruh

I had 17 hands

[finite shadow]

you have two ppl who literally only do naneinf runs over and over again telling you you're wrong

literally my screen rn

[calm cypress]

exaggerating is a felony

TAKE HIM AWAY BOYS

[pearl lagoon]

yeah god forbid I make a joke

[finite shadow]

it's not an instant naneinf

[pearl lagoon]

for fucks sake man

[finite shadow]

im not talking about just the hands thing

[pearl lagoon]

I already had hella baron mime blueprints brainstorms by that point

and like $5k in the bank

all I needed was a bean in ante 24

which I got to beat it

then u get naninf before 32

[finite shadow]

what the heck

[pearl lagoon]

which is exactly what happened

[finite shadow]

what are you even saying

@uneven edge help

[cunning rune]

Not going to bed until I beat orange stake on red deck

[pearl lagoon]

you take the bean for hand size in 24 since u can't roll serpent
like get rid of the econ joker when u see it

[uneven edge]

hi

[cunning rune]

How long do you think it'll take

[finite shadow]

if you had the right jokers, you can beat 24

nothing you're saying is really making a lot of sense

[pearl lagoon]

bro I just had a question about getting a seed dude

thats all I wanted to know

[calm cypress]

BIG BOI BEAN im not contributing anything here

[uneven edge]

I mean we didnt have an answer

[pearl lagoon]

instead u gotta be like "eRm uR suBopTiMaL" - 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 for absolutely no fucking reason when a brother is just trying to get a seed

[finite shadow]

anyways no i dont think you can get the seed

[pearl lagoon]

like nobody fucking asked about my run

[pearl lagoon]

thanks. that is literally all I asked for.

[uneven edge]

it got to this point because we just knew a negative natural burglar isnt gonna be helpful

[finite shadow]

no dude you made statements that did not make any fucking sense and I was like hey this does not make any sense

[uneven edge]

and because we said that

you threw a fit

[uneven edge]

.

[uneven edge]

.

[pearl lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-9382638485807678151

[uneven edge]

keep in mind we didnt make any comments about your run at all

before that

[finite shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249591559268208680/1282409763941908561/ome.gif

[undone notch]

blueprint x brainstorm fanart

[calm cypress]

@pearl lagoon check with people in #⚙・modding-general , they know thier way around

[finite shadow]

this is such a crazy response

anyways me when I ghet a natural negative burglar in ante 14

[pearl lagoon]

thank you

[stray dirge]

Let’s fucking gooooooo

[pearl lagoon]

thats not a negative tho lol

[stray dirge]

In 8 rounds

[finite shadow]

?????

[pearl lagoon]

the burglar is not negative

[finite shadow]

what do you mean?

[calm cypress]

idk why they're being bootyholes

[undone notch]

the subreddit:

[finite shadow]

banned!

[undone notch]

uh no!!!!!!!!

[stray dirge]

I got arrowhead, hanging Chad, throwback, the one that gives 30 chips to face cards and brainstorm foil

[pearl lagoon]

???what do you mean what do I mean

[undone notch]

i like gamba too much :(

[stray dirge]

Let’s gooooo

[pearl lagoon]

thats not a negative

[undone notch]

w

[pearl lagoon]

that is a regular ass burglar

[finite shadow]

this is literally a negative joker

[pearl lagoon]

there is a negative baron in there

[stray dirge]

I finally got all the jokers

[pearl lagoon]

that is a normal burglar tho

[finite shadow]

no????

[pearl lagoon]

you've gotta just be messing with me at this point

[finite shadow]

dude

its literally a negative burglar

[pearl lagoon]

this is a negative burglar

[calm cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[pearl lagoon]

THE SCREENSHOT YOU SENT DOES NOT HAVE A NEGATIVE BURGLAR

[calm cypress]

cmon guys...

[finite shadow]

yes it literally does are you good?

[undone notch]

that is one

[uneven edge]

💀 😭

[pearl lagoon]

where is the negative burglar

it has a negative BARON

[finite shadow]

baron?

[pearl lagoon]

ffs

[calm cypress]

like, baron nashor?

[finite shadow]

OH you mean poopoopeepee king joker

nah thats not negative

[pearl lagoon]

I said it doesn't have a negative burglar, it has a negative baron

[finite shadow]

thats the only non-negative

[pearl lagoon]

jesus fucking christ man

[pearl lagoon]

right because only one slot is taken up there

[finite shadow]

I was just proving a point that there's only ever been one person instigating, thank you for helping

[pearl lagoon]

that totally makes sense

???????

[uneven edge]

idk how its gotten this far 😭

its a negative burglar

[finite shadow]

who knows

[uneven edge]

NO WAY ITS THAT HARD TO SEE

[finite shadow]

nawww the bit is over i dont want them to explode

[uneven edge]

😭

[calm cypress]

guys leave him alone he's already dead

[pure meteor]

i thought i could beat gold stake on even steven and super position but i got cucked

[stray dirge]

Question in seeded runs can if you haven’t discovered a joker but you have it and found it does it add it to the collection dex or no

[finite shadow]

it doesn't no

[stray dirge]

Damn

Well I need to discover stone joker, wee, merry, steel, and glass

[pure meteor]

fk my chungus life...

i sold superposition isntead of even steven

[fresh garden]

guys

it's tragic

[stray dirge]

I think I want my first deck to be beaten on gold stake is yellow deck

[fresh garden]

i was so close to winning black deck

[finite shadow]

frick!!!!!

[fresh garden]

i need therapy

[finite shadow]

yeah it sucks

[stray dirge]

I did beat the first chip first try on black deck

[quasi cedar]

Anyone have a lucky cat seed?

Blue deck is beating my ass

Got a double trib run. Ran into debuff face

Got a double space run. Two shot bosses

Ran into the eye

[finite shadow]

seeded runs don't unlock anything if that's what you're trying to do

[quasi cedar]

Ik

I wanna take a break from grinding

[finite shadow]

gotcha

[stray dirge]

He’s just not having fun so he wants to have fun

[finite shadow]

no i don't but If you search lucky cat in #1156061354076155944 you'll prob find one

@quasi cedar ^

[stray dirge]

I looked I didn’t see any

[quasi cedar]

Dang

[stray dirge]

But I got to one with yorick

[quasi cedar]

Wb hologram+stone joker

[quasi cedar]

Eh alr ran a yorick seed

[stray dirge]

And marble

[quasi cedar]

Teah

Yeah

[stray dirge]

Marble holo and stone

[quasi cedar]

Literally op

Dna would work too

[pure meteor]

i only got holo and marble once

[quasi cedar]

Marble, stone, dna, holo

[pure meteor]

[stray dirge]

I beat my first stake on red deck with stone and marble it was on my switch

[quasi cedar]

Wait do i even have stone joker?

[stray dirge]

Yes

And brainstorm

[stray dirge]

You should

It’s next to gold and +1 discard

[quasi cedar]

Lemme check

Unlocked it, never bought it

Any tips for black stake

[finite shadow]

pray

what stake are you on?

[quasi cedar]

Black...

[quasi cedar]

And is this ur answer for everything

Blue deck black stake I've been getting good runs, terrible blinds

[uneven edge]

always

[quasi cedar]

How hopeful

Also i still haven't found perkeo

Or the

Other one

I have yorik

Trib

Chicot

[undone notch]

gmalbing enjoyers unite

everyone on the server comes online

[glad lark]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v2-v2ultrakill-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-26254974

[undone notch]

thats you!!

also unlrta kill w

[glad lark]

"unltra kill"

[undone notch]

i dislike spelling

im gambling

balalalalalalltro

so like im just tabbing in and out

[pure meteor]

my chud is up

[undone notch]

the goat

[quick moat]

The synergy

[silk marlin]

I <3 gambling

[quick moat]

[glad lark]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-gambling-gif-11079340865664789477

[quick moat]

Chuck is the goat

[undone notch]

suprised balatro isnt an R game cuz of that

i guess the government isnt that bad

after all

[glad lark]

no money

[pure meteor]

it used to be i think

[glad lark]

you dont spend money

therefore there is no money at risk

therefore there is no gambling

[undone notch]

guess so

does twitch censor it cuz its gamlbing?

or nah

[undone notch]

intersting

[pure meteor]

it used to have a rating of +18

[undone notch]

lmao

[pure meteor]

👀

[glad lark]

blueprint > brainstorm

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[red hamlet]

I mean yeah
Objectively blueprint is stronger than brainstorm lmao

[glad lark]

i mean in design

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-12239950076086292480

[red hamlet]

They're both cute lesbians
Both peak

[glad lark]

bro what

[undone notch]

brainstorm x blueprint ship

[glad lark]

you did NOT just say that pixel art of 2 cards in a video game are gay for eachother

[undone notch]

they are!!

its canon trust

[red hamlet]

They are

They're so cute together

[glad lark]

im gonna kill myself

[red hamlet]

OK dawg

[glad lark]

community went from fine to ass just like that

🥀🥀🥀

[red hamlet]

Lmfao

Bro was never part of the community if you never saw this

[glad lark]

didnt think you guys belived in this religiously

[pure meteor]

in what

[glad lark]

pixel art of 2 cards in a video game being gay for eachother

[pure meteor]

idk i just gamble if ppl wanna be weird about the game its their issue

[glad lark]

^^^

[lost kindle]

images arent loading but if its bp and brain yuri istg

[red hamlet]

We got a gay couple if that's more your speed

[vale fog]

blueprint might be the worst card in the game, and HERE is why:
It literally doesn't do anything. It literally REQUIRES synergy to do anything! and most of the time it doesn't even help. Put it with sixth sense, nothing happens. put it with Jimbo, you get +4 mult. big whoop. and it gets destroyed by madness so don't even try to have fun there!! Its just a worse version of the other do-nothing joker, brainstorm, because at least polychrome on a brainstorm is always on the right! You don't even have to aim with brainstorm, just drag the joker all the way to the left, blueprint is literally just a brainstorm that introduces user error. PLUS If you get blueprint in your first shop, you probably can't even afford it because it's always polychrome or negative or something useless like that, so think about it!!!!
finally, it's an rare which means that it takes up a valuable rare skip slot for Baron which is the best joker in the game.

[red hamlet]

L take

[lost kindle]

gtfo

[glad lark]

or you could just uninstall the game

[pure meteor]

seems about right except for the baron part i think seance is better

[undone notch]

lmfao

[lost kindle]

seance or 8 ball is the worst

[glad lark]

^^^

[undone notch]

bait used to be belivable

[lost kindle]

they CANT come in cutch

[pure meteor]

[undone notch]

obilesk for some reason is a fucking rare card

idk why

[glad lark]

me either

[undone notch]

should be below common

[red hamlet]

It's a good joker dawg

[lost kindle]

that comes in useful is some situations

[pure meteor]

baits aside

obelisk is rly good

[vale fog]

ragebait is believable

[undone notch]

no the fuck it isnt

[red hamlet]

It's really good for pivots
But you don't usually pivot

[lost kindle]

anyone got that is this ragebait gif

[undone notch]

https://tenor.com/view/deimos-r6-siege-gif-6204485797971098070

[pure meteor]

if you play it properly it kind of autowins

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[red hamlet]

Anyone hating on obelisk really outing themselves as photochad crutchlords

[undone notch]

im concered for your mental health

[lost kindle]

whats wrong w photochad

[red hamlet]

Too much of a crutch

[lost kindle]

dr house uses a crutch

[undone notch]

im the "random bullshit go!" kinda player

[undone notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[red hamlet]

Chad nerf gonna go so hard

[pure meteor]

why is that

[undone notch]

why do you use obelisk

[red hamlet]

Bro is hating on a card
And is concerned about someone using that card

Idk man, seems like you're the issue

[sick summit]

Let's say you have, Constellation (X3 Mult), Blackboard, Eternal Baseball, Eternal Baseball, Eternal Baseball, and you just saw blueprint before the ante 8 boss, and you have enough money to afford it but there's no boosters and you don't have enough money to afford to reroll. If you try to replace blueprint with one of your jokers, you're losing out on X1.5^2 mult for no benefit, and that could be enough to lose you the run.

[red hamlet]

It's good for pivots

[pure meteor]

because its good?!

[undone notch]

nuhuh

[pure meteor]

you spam pair/high card

[undone notch]

it isnt

[pure meteor]

for the first half of the game

[red hamlet]

It has one use case
Pivots

And it's the best pivot joker lmfao

[undone notch]

nuhuh, copium

[pure meteor]

and then just stack it!!

[red hamlet]

Proper obelisk usage goes so hard

[undone notch]

[pure meteor]

well okay!

[lost kindle]

obellisk doesnt reset once its equal right

like when the most played hands r equal?

[red hamlet]

Had a run with pants the other day
Got obelisk ante 3
Moved to full house (raah I know)

Went so hard

[red hamlet]

Yeah it doesnt

[lost kindle]

oh sh

[red hamlet]

Like

[undone notch]

thanks for understanding

[lost kindle]

i just got rid of obelisk once it equalises

[red hamlet]

21 pair
22 two pair
Playing pair won't reset

[undone notch]

have a great day

[lost kindle]

cos i thought it'd reset

[red hamlet]

22 on both
It'll reset

[lost kindle]

fuc

thats why i got rid of if

[red hamlet]

Cause they're both most played

Should've just pivoted to another hamd

[lost kindle]

i got it too early and i noly played like

12 rounds

so it was lil too early

[red hamlet]

It's a really good pivot joker for ante8 runs

Which are the only ones that matter

[uneven edge]

my response to that

[red hamlet]

Yaaaaawn

[lost kindle]

nah but like

stencil on top

[red hamlet]

Photo only red stake sticker is hilarious btw

Or is that orange
I can't twll

[red hamlet]

I'll check when I'm home

[modest helm]

And brainstorm

[vale fog]

insert photochad accusations

[red hamlet]

I never get it lmfa9

[modest helm]

Fair

[red hamlet]

Red stake photo

[lost kindle]

holy shit

[modest helm]

I'm getting blueprints every single run now

Like

[red hamlet]

Which means I never won with it above red

[red hamlet]

Cause i don't take it

[modest helm]

I want some chads and some bussins

[red hamlet]

I hate face builds

[pure meteor]

[uneven edge]

I understand knowing photochad is a crutch build but

[vale fog]

face it, you never took non-face glass cards for your face builds so you die to plant all the time

[uneven edge]

now it seems like a vendetta for your case

[lost kindle]

ew wtf is supernova doing there

[pure meteor]

no idea its just there

[modest helm]

I feel like mine is probably hanging chad or a suited joker +3 mult card

I forgor

Haven't checked

[uneven edge]

if you couldnt tell I play endless

[modest helm]

Wow

[uneven edge]

sad idol isnt on there

[vale fog]

you play photochad

[modest helm]

Unbelievable

[uneven edge]

proudly too

[vale fog]

photochad = boring = endless

[uneven edge]

if you say so

I love photochad

number go up

[modest helm]

It's good at least

[red hamlet]

Oh, nah
I just don't tend use jokers that need cards scored lmfao

[uneven edge]

= fun

[uneven edge]

wheres ur retriggers at sir

[lost kindle]

negative hologram my love ❤️

imo best looking negative

[red hamlet]

I'm gonna be honest
I only did that because I saw plant as boss after ante 8
And wanted a funny screenshot

I don't like endless

[uneven edge]

makes sense

im on the opposite spectrum

endless is all I do lmao

[red hamlet]

"Wow, I'm dead ante 13/14! Who could've predicted that!"

• the non-300m per hand score in question

[lost kindle]

yo who reads chainsaw man here

i havent read it and im wondering if i should read it

and catch up

[uneven edge]

my brain is simple

number go up = fun

[lost kindle]

big number = dopamine

[stone saddle]

jijimbo

[uneven edge]

exactly

[pure meteor]

i could have had an hologram marble stone run but god decided to make marble perishable...

[red hamlet]

yeah, i need a sense of progression to have some aight fun

[pure meteor]

uninstalling this game the moment i 100% it

[uneven edge]

progression for me is getting to naneinf

[uneven edge]

i like doing it over and over again

[cunning rune]

Then a new update comes out and ur right back

[lost kindle]

hi dmetro

[pure meteor]

probably

[cunning rune]

Hey diamond hater

Why r u a diamond hater

[lost kindle]

cos diamonds suck

no scoring benefit

[red hamlet]

yeah but like

i'm not really progressing or getting anything for it

[red hamlet]

it's just yay
big number in my stats page
except it's not cause it just reset

and it's just hella rng anyways

[lost kindle]

PEANUT

[modest helm]

YES

[red hamlet]

temu rt game

[modest helm]

LET'S FUCKING GO

[lost kindle]

HEY

DONT SAY THAT

[modest helm]

Also fire ass song you're listening to

[uneven edge]

like I said to each their own thats thats the part I enjoy the most about balatro

spending lots of time just getting that big number

[lost kindle]

peanar lil mac

[uneven edge]

to an extent

[red hamlet]

i'd rather slaughter heretics in darktide or do funny shit in warhammer 3

like ally with the chaos dwarves
as grand cathay

[modest helm]

Petuna ill mac

[uneven edge]

🤷‍♀️

[cunning rune]

I just won an orange stake run cause of diamond aces

[lost kindle]

if it was hearts

u couldve done higher

[nova spindle]

Soul card is bait right?

[lost kindle]

holy shit

first store

HOLE SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

naneinf time

[uneven edge]

easiest naneinf to exist

[cunning rune]

Oh shit

[cunning rune]

OH SHIT

[red hamlet]

mfw no more bluepirnt

[lost kindle]

bro

im broke

but

poly perk

im no longer broke

[uneven edge]

perkeo so fun

[cunning rune]

Poly perk is sick

What does perkeo do again

The negative consumable?

[lost kindle]

yea

[pure meteor]

i like diamonds because they have the 1000xresist deck

[cunning rune]

I rarely get legendaries lol

[lost kindle]

fishing for naneinf bro

what a mime

froma judgement

[cunning rune]

You got this

[pure meteor]

nooo i wanna be poor

[lost kindle]

haha

college students be like

red seals...

HHAHA NO WAY

IM GETTINB GBLESSED

[sand talon]

funny i have like 100 hours in the game and still haven't got perkeo ONCE

[cunning rune]

W

[lost kindle]

IM ACC GETTING BLESSED

NAT NEG MYSTIC

sad its mystic cummit tho

[sand talon]

what mystic do again?

i forgor

oh yeah its the +mult joker

[lost kindle]

yea

[sand talon]

when you have uh.... no discords left

[lost kindle]

+15 mult if all discards are use

[sand talon]

yea

[lost kindle]

yea no discords

[sand talon]

lmfao

[meager plank]

Perkeo is my favorite Econ joker

[uneven edge]

this guy speaking facts

[meager plank]

Yeah it’s like a free $4!

[uneven edge]

I think its a little more than that

[meager plank]

Yeah, upwards of $8

[uneven edge]

good enough

[meager plank]

Is it possible for spectral or arcana packs to be $1?

[uneven edge]

no

with liquidation it can be 2 dollars I think

[meager plank]

So yeah, upwards of $8.

You get the joker for $2 and sell it for 4x profit!

[uneven edge]

interesting

[meager plank]

2! = 2

[lost kindle]

0!=1

anyways

[meager plank]

No way

[lost kindle]

f anyone wants the seed

[narrow hare]

time for me to ask another stupid question

[lost kindle]

Y4FEELZS

[narrow hare]

has anybody gotten level 100 on every hand before

[meager plank]

I would think 0! Would equal i

[lost kindle]

yea

[narrow hare]

:3

in one seed

[lost kindle]

no

theres a yt video on it

[meager plank]

What math class teaches you these things

[lost kindle]

my math c;ass

class

[narrow hare]

thats 100 levels for every hand in a single run

[lost kindle]

not really

with burnt

thats 100 discards

[meager plank]

Pretty sure with the right set up you can just get infinite planets

[lost kindle]

u do approx 220 per run

[narrow hare]

yeah im on that setup rn

[meager plank]

So get level 999 on every hand

[uneven edge]

but you can also copy it too

[narrow hare]

the main flaw with this strat is the human, its so easy to mess up if you eventually lose the flow

[lost kindle]

copy it once thats 50 discards

[meager plank]

Ok so just don’t mess up

[lost kindle]

copy it twice thats 25