🎙・server-chat

[opal nymph]

or something

[boreal niche]

Would you believe me if i said every joker here except blueprint wasn't gold stickered until this run

[lapis apex]

greatest reroll ive ever done

[lost kindle]

gold obelisk ‼️

[boreal niche]

gold jimbo actually

[wild lily]

u GAMBLE and waste 4 months doin it

[lost kindle]

well dont do each sticker for each joker

r u insane

[ripe bobcat]

ahhh there's 150 jokers there

[wild lily]

ofc u dont u get gold sticker for every joker

[boreal niche]

^^

[lost kindle]

whered u get 1200 from

im genuinely curious

[boreal niche]

gold staking a joker applies all the previous stickers

so just play gold stake

[wild lily]

it just took me 4 months
cause i procrastinate :p

[boreal niche]

collection

[lost kindle]

yea thats what i did

[boreal niche]

Wait no

[lost kindle]

i just skipped to gold stake

[boreal niche]

stats

[lost kindle]

once i got used to each stke

now i only got lie

[ripe bobcat]

i get from this https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1k9xkld/what_now/

[boreal niche]

dude i love ghost deck so much

[lost kindle]

6 jokers withouth gold

[boreal niche]

ante 1 gay obelisk + foil grimbo meant i already won the run off the bat 💀

[lost kindle]

im under 18

it says that i have to be 18

what r u showing me u creep

(jk)

[agile pawn]

1,200 is the amount of possible stickers there are

gold counts as 8

[lost kindle]

yea but u dont have to get a sticker for each joker on each stake

[agile pawn]

ik

[lost kindle]

theres only 1 sticker

it doesnt stack

[agile pawn]

a gold sticker counts as 8 stickers

[lapis apex]

i wanna see if i can get hanging chad on this

but i lost so uh

seed

[wide crane]

Can you win on every seed? Or are some just doomed to fail?

[ripe bobcat]

for example. Cavendish. If i win gold stake with Cavendish, this joker will count as 8 stickers. how is it ?

[wild lily]

all green stakes run so far has been proved to always be beatable

white and red too, just green is currently the highest

[languid quest]

Joker

[junior coral]

Hi

[red hamlet]

Each stake is 1 sticker

[smoky prawn]

dinner with balatro or 500k

[red hamlet]

500k

[grizzled steppe]

dude my game is bugged and for some reason my scaling jokers arent scaling

[wild lily]

we shall close and reopen the game

[grizzled steppe]

didnt work

[wide rose]

this is a steamodded bug, update to the latest version (actually, i think the latest release still does this, so you might have to download the source and use that as the mod)

[willow kite]

classic

[grizzled steppe]

im on it

thats so annoying LOL

[wide rose]

i almost lost my gold stake winstreak to it lmfao

[grizzled steppe]

ill be real i dont actually know how to do that

im like negative tech savvy

the source as mod i mean

[wide rose]

uh
go to the github for smods
click the green code button
click download zip
extract that zip into appdata/roaming/balatro/mods/smods

[grizzled steppe]

got it working'

tysm

hopefully this run doesnt blow up and explode over it LOL

[wide rose]

usually that's not a problem
haha gl though

[wide crane]

a dollar short of shop one tribe :(

[ionic flume]

I feel... complete.

[ripe bobcat]

LOL

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/did-not-read-didnt-read-talking-heads-letting-the-days-go-by-gif-21389543

[honest void]

found a gazillion soul cards yet still didn't get the red Legendary mf

is that a good thing?

[opaque shard]

Poltergeist: Add a silver seal to 1 selected card
Silver seal: This card always gets drawn first

[honest void]

that sounds a bit too OP

[opaque shard]

That's why it's a seal Ig

[honest void]

having it get drawn at your last used discard is a good improvement

[opaque shard]

Actually yea that does sound better

[wooden trellis]

need

[swift trellis]

huh i wonder what suit i should play this run

[pulsar mountain]

W blueprint skin

[grizzled steppe]

I LOVE YURI BLUEPRINT MOD

[pulsar mountain]

SAMEEEEEEEE

[pulsar mountain]

gooner game 💔

dont ask

[swift trellis]

What in tarnation

[grizzled steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/palomitas-eating-popcorn-popcorn-eat-chill-gif-17592961

I DONT think we have the same intentions

[pulsar mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[swift trellis]

how do you even tell what joker is what 😭 this is top tier gooner behavior

[red hamlet]

Red symbols on cards - mult
Blue symbols on cards - chips

Pair, 3oak, 2 pair, straight, flush from left to right

[swift trellis]

yeah im gonna be real with you with those skins the LAST thing you'll be looking at is the cards

[red hamlet]

Yeah, idk why you'd get a gooner balatro mod

Like just go mod skyrim, like a normal person

[swift trellis]

exactly

[empty shuttle]

anyone know why after my runs there’s an asterisk next to the seed? is it because i have mods enabled?

[fresh spruce]

gooner balatro but it's completely normal except jimbo calls me a good girl every time I beat a blind

gooner balatro but jimbo tells me everything is going to be okay after I fail a run

gooner balatro but jimbo calls me a slur everytime I skip a blind

[wind raft]

what do i do

cant skip it

help

[timber pawn]

🥲

[wind raft]

WHAT CAN I DO :((((

[timber pawn]

Reset the game dawg 😥

That's the only option

[wind raft]

i did 😦

[timber pawn]

Well, next time u see that pack once reopened, don't open it

Cause you'll be soft locked again

[cedar cloak]

lost deck is funny

[queen escarp]

chat its the run

[open tinsel]

amongus/???????//??

[prime glen]

Thinking of killing a chad

[queen escarp]

what the hell??
rental jokers keep taking my money even after they perish

[dull spear]

Yep!

[twilit ice]

yeah thats intended

i almost never take rentals that shit is ass

unless its like ante 7+

[dull spear]

Agreed. It’s gotta be late and my Econ is good for me to consider rentals

[swift trellis]

yeah taking a chad away would probably be best

[queen escarp]

trying to get gold stickers...

hell yeah
4 new gold stickers

[queen escarp]

is that

[solar portal]

i dont get it

[dull spear]

Nice! That’s the game I’m playing now. Currently at 78% stickers

[whole elbow]

Black deck would be so much better if you started with 5$ instead of 4$

[sand talon]

Guys

I don't get it

[nova creek]

gold stake pmo

[dusky oasis]

Skill issue (I can't beat gold steak)

[whole elbow]

Would fix gold stake since black deck needs econ badly

[opaque shard]

Loss

[celest bison]

this took me way to long to get it, i hate that i do now

[sand talon]

I didn't even beat the thing after the blue stake

[lusty trench]

Always take the early madness

[quick badger]

Are there any chances?

[plucky tangle]

high card build

[lusty trench]

Indeed

[lusty trench]

Only if glass

[fiery violet]

Hi

[regal moss]

Been playing Balatro on my phone recently

And I noticed that it wirelessly detects my DualShock 4 and shows the correct glyphs, but not on PC.

Anyone know how I can fix this?

[lapis apex]

uhhhhhhhhh what 2 do

i have not yet opened the arcana pack

the deck

im guessing sell misprint right?

[gilded harness]

All run leads to photochad, doesn't matter what you trying to do 😭

[lapis apex]

i would like dna tho

[neon mulch]

Discord

[astral siren]

chat is cryptid mod a little odd

[royal zenith]

:)

[rare frost]

ou win!

[wind fjord]

about to get naninf(hopefully) unseeded

[opaque shard]

GG!!

[sudden osprey]

Congrats!

[wet pivot]

do we know if the ios achievements will be fixed in thenext update whenever that is?

[wet pivot]

how 😛

[wind fjord]

lots of resetting and following balatro university's video

[stray yew]

I’m Balatroing it

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-tthe-rock-sus-meme-dwayne-johnson-gif-23805584

[pulsar mountain]

THE POWER OF GOONING IS OUTMATCHED

[pulsar mountain]

One day..

[paper zephyr]

can you bala on my tro?🙏🏾

[royal zenith]

Cool

[graceful rose]

what do i drop here?

the chad or the cat?

the chat is so good though cause i literally have three x mults that trigger from it

[red hamlet]

cat obviously

[graceful rose]

cat is at like x13 tho

cause my flush five are all lucky cards

[red hamlet]

aight gimme a sec

[graceful rose]

appreciate you🙏

[lament hollow]

why do you have 80% of a card

[graceful rose]

x11.25 actually

but i’ve literally had it for four or five rounds it grows fast

[red hamlet]

it all really hinges on you getting rid off the other cards that idol can hit

[graceful rose]

yea

i have bloodstone

[red hamlet]

lmao

if idol misses 👌

if you sell cahd for blue

[graceful rose]

this image isn’t displaying

[red hamlet]

e12-e14
e13 average

[graceful rose]

chad gets so many hits. the joker and the bloodstone and the idol if it hits

i’d think to drop cat over idol no?

[graceful rose]

oh i see it now idk what happened

[graceful rose]

so what do i drop?

[uneven edge]

drop cat

[lean trench]

Cat

[graceful rose]

okk

[lean trench]

Hate to see him go

[graceful rose]

and i blueprint the sock and buskin?

[lean trench]

But it must be done

[uneven edge]

also deck fix more i’m getting nervous 😭

[graceful rose]

yeaa this is the first game i’ve ever had a big cat

[lean trench]

Yeah you really, really really gotta make sure yiur idol works

Bad

[uneven edge]

if idol doesn’t hit you gotta copy photograph

[lean trench]

That should be priority 1, 2, 3 and 4

[opaque shard]

The pac is baaack

[graceful rose]

right now

it’s not hitting

[uneven edge]

or try and get an oops all sixes

[graceful rose]

😐

[lean trench]

Cooked

No oops either

[graceful rose]

dude i have so many queen hearts how does this not hit

[uneven edge]

yeah 100% get rid of cat for blueprint

[lean trench]

Extra cooked

[red hamlet]

yeah no you're fucked

lmfao

[lean trench]

LMAO

[graceful rose]

😭😭😭😭😭

[red hamlet]

idol is dogshit

[graceful rose]

bro

[lean trench]

No?

[graceful rose]

i like it it’s fun for a late run

[ashen socket]

can you still get soul card by rerolling mega arcana packs?

[graceful rose]

dude that’s so unlock

[lean trench]

It's literally trib

[red hamlet]

You need so much deckfixing for it to work
and then you get that 1 shitty card you can't draw to hanged or death
and it just decides to hit that c:

[lean trench]

Fix deck then

[red hamlet]

literally trib
yeah, if trib was not a great card

[uneven edge]

around 1/3rd of your deck isn’t queens it seems like

[lean trench]

Not that hard

[uneven edge]

that’s just what happens

[queen escarp]

🫦

[lean trench]

Is that who I think it is

[red hamlet]

chad becoming uncommon gonna go so hard

[lean trench]

You can have your deck fixed by ante 10

It's really not that bad

I've had plenty of idol runs

[ashen socket]

does anyone know if can I still get soul card by rerolling mega arcana packs?

[graceful rose]

I SURVIVED

[lean trench]

FIX YOUR DECK

[uneven edge]

I agree with idol being good after deck fixing but it’s still not guaranteed each run to get to that point

[lean trench]

Stone cards, deaths whatever you can

[uneven edge]

there are things that can fuck you over

[lean trench]

Fix it

[graceful rose]

IT

ITS STILL

NOT HITTING

HELLO?

[red hamlet]

run over by then, ante 8 done, reset

[lean trench]

Man i play a lot these days, saying idol is shit is just ridiculous

[uneven edge]

use that death and spin down more

[queen escarp]

cash money

[lean trench]

Did it hurt you or something

[red hamlet]

no but it just hurt freddolam

[lean trench]

It's a fine joker and can get you a big big score

[uneven edge]

gold stake and playing up to ante 8

[graceful rose]

yea i can maybe survive one more without idol

[uneven edge]

it IS a very shit joker

endless is where it’s good

[lean trench]

It gave me my highest unseeded score by far

[lean trench]

Well yeah that's gold stake

[red hamlet]

yeah i don't play white stake cause shit's borin

and past ante 8 it's hte same shit

"wow, i'm dying ante 13/14, that's crazy, who would've thought"

[uneven edge]

I mean I agree with idol being the best for point scoring in endless mode

[red hamlet]

like it wasn't predictable the moment i beat ante 8 boss

[lean trench]

I didn't say the best damn

[uneven edge]

one of the best

[lean trench]

I fw getting stupid high antes, there's something special about realizing the full potential of a build

[ashen socket]

does anyone know if can I still get soul card by rerolling mega arcana packs?

[uneven edge]

I mean some people enjoy the endless runs

[lean trench]

Number go up

[agile pawn]

baseball card synergy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uneven edge]

how do you reroll arcana packs

[graceful rose]

i lost

didn’t even beat my high score

[uneven edge]

rip

[graceful rose]

ended up w e11

[red hamlet]

banger

[graceful rose]

idol actually so bum!

[lean trench]

Idol isn't a take for any gold stake runs though i don't think

Well maybe a few

[red hamlet]

idol just mid af

AJ is where it's at

[graceful rose]

ancient you have to play wildcards tho

[agile pawn]

idol is just free x1.5 mult for my baseball card

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

[lean trench]

So teue

[red hamlet]

you just don't deckfix towards a specific suit

[graceful rose]

then what do u do

oh

[red hamlet]

keep the suits even

[graceful rose]

i just want to beat my high score!!

i had a huge trib run the other day and lost to the plant

[red hamlet]

play whitestake instead of red

[graceful rose]

yea i was just playing decks i haven’t beaten yet lol

tarot merchant def helped w the deck fixing but

there was way too much

[uneven edge]

just play plasma white stake

[graceful rose]

i don’t rly like plasma i haven’t even beaten gold on it

it feels so unintuitive at the beginning

[uneven edge]

I mean it’s the best for high scores

[graceful rose]

cause mult doesn’t mean anything

[uneven edge]

if that’s your goal

[graceful rose]

yea fs on the right seed that pops off

[uneven edge]

no you can make any seed into a high score run

easily

[red hamlet]

it's literally "big number = good" deck

[uneven edge]

and also with this playing towards chips in the beginning makes your early game trivial

easier than breathing

which is like the most important part for setting up high score runs

[graceful rose]

makes sense

do you guys play mods

[uneven edge]

and you can still do x mults

[graceful rose]

i only play on my phone and havent gottent it on my pc

base getting kinda stale

[red hamlet]

i barely play the game anymore lmfao

[graceful rose]

yea late game

[red hamlet]

i hit a 100 hours like a month and a half ago and just dropped it

[graceful rose]

whens the new update bru

[uneven edge]

no you can 100% still do it early-mid game

photochad

the x mult legendaries

bloodstone

as long as you get your planet scaling up

which is what you should always be doing

[graceful rose]

yeah

ill play some plasma when im on the plane later

[north pebble]

yo

[lean trench]

Mult means everything lol what, moving from chips to mult towards the end is the only way you're winning plasma gold stake

I mean i guess you can try to force your way through on chips alone

Good luck with that

[dull spear]

I’m sure if you had a ton of stone cards and the joker that gives you chips for all the stone you could do it but there are easier ways to beat plasma. lol

[lean trench]

Funny rock build

[north pebble]

accidentally sold my best joker

[lapis apex]

after 3 days of owning balatro

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[graceful rose]

i meant at the beginning

so it wasnt very intuitive for me

i 100% agree on plasma you need to score high w mult

[tidal niche]

Any good tips to beat goldstake on anaglyph deck?

[graceful rose]

anaglyph is so rng

i swear

[tidal niche]

So your saying I'm fucked

[graceful rose]

just skip the econ skips i guess

[graceful rose]

noo lol im saying im bum at the game

so i struggled

and i liked to go for the negative joker skips cause i thought it was fun

if gold stake though you def gotta go for econ skips i think

[tidal niche]

K

[slim junco]

I have balatro on mobile but am too broke to get it on PC 😔

Idk what to do

[red hamlet]

Get a part time job

[slim junco]

I'm literally a minor

[red hamlet]

Ask for more allowance? Idk lmfao

[slim junco]

Although culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it tho

[graceful rose]

its like 20 bucks dude

[slim junco]

Sooooooo

[graceful rose]

do you want it on pc?

[slim junco]

Yup

[graceful rose]

why when you can play on mobile

[red hamlet]

Then go do what hakita said is aight if you're broke

[graceful rose]

how much is it on steam?

[slim junco]

Cause mods

[slim junco]

Like 15 pounds

[graceful rose]

do you have etransfer

[slim junco]

Whyyy???

[red hamlet]

So he can give you cash

[red hamlet]

Just gift it on steam

[graceful rose]

i cant

[red hamlet]

L

[graceful rose]

im in hong kong right now

[glass quiver]

Hakita the goat

[graceful rose]

i tried before it says you have to be in the same region

[slim junco]

Big sad

[vast raft]

Bro got tariffed digitally

[graceful rose]

yea hahah

[glass quiver]

HAKITA QUOTE

[graceful rose]

i switched to hong kong cuase

games are cheaper

in this region

i fucking buy so many games

[glass quiver]

Except now you can’t gift

[graceful rose]

yeah oh well

[slim junco]

I got paypal

[glass quiver]

That should work

[graceful rose]

i dont have

paypal has a fee

[slim junco]

Damn

[slim junco]

If you switched then can you switch back or is it that you are actually in Hong kong

[graceful rose]

no im not actually

i have a vpn

[slim junco]

Ohhhh

How much is balatro in cuase and I'll check what it is in pounds

[graceful rose]

add my steam

its in my profile

ill see if it works

[slim junco]

Ok

[ashen socket]

does anyone know if can I still get the soul by rerolling mega arcana packs?

[graceful rose]

like with the mod?

what is rerolling mega arcana packs

the thing that roffle does?

[ashen socket]

rerolling the game untill you get a charm tag

[graceful rose]

yea dude it doesnt work sorry :(

[slim junco]

Balls

[ashen socket]

vanilla

[slim junco]

Can't you change the vpn to uk

[red hamlet]

Yes

[graceful rose]

how do you reroll in vanilla

[ashen socket]

hold r

dont do it if you are playing

[red hamlet]

Brainstorm mod does it for you automatically

[ashen socket]

do it on a new game

[graceful rose]

im canadian i dont have euros. i gotta pay conversion fees and shit too

[ashen socket]

yeah i heard that

but still. is it still posible to get the soul card with charm tag?

[graceful rose]

thats the mod roffle uses

[ashen socket]

you dont need a mod tho. it only makes it faster

[slim junco]

Yeah it's like 24 canadian dollars

[elder dome]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-obese-ayo-chill-tf-out-yo-meme-eye-of-rah-gif-8941207415813895715

[red hamlet]

Yes

It's just a normal arcana pack

[ashen socket]

ty

[ashen socket]

its a mega

[graceful rose]

i only play on my phone when im not at my pc idk

[red hamlet]

Same shit as buying it in store

No difference

[ashen socket]

okay

[slim junco]

Yeah it's like 24 canadian dollars

[ashen socket]

and is it posible to get the negative tag in the first ante?

[graceful rose]

tralalero tralala

[red hamlet]

Yeah

[slim junco]

Cappuccino ballarino

Like hakita said: word. Of. Mouth

[rich shoal]

Balatro isn’t just a card game it’s a metaphor about endless possibilities deck after deck, run after run, joker after joker the ways to play Balatro are endless. Not only is it a metaphor about endless possibilities it’s also about life itself. Life is full of potholes and struggles but with the right set of jokers and torots and planets it can easily give you the boost you need to beat that run. Balatro is peak in both as a game as a way to a persons life full of wonders

[slim junco]

Cool

[turbid ermine]

Wait, I never learned, is this also strictly Balatro?

Like this chat

[tacit prawn]

Guys

There's any room for questions only?

[glossy scaffold]

i think it's fine to ask questions here

[tacit prawn]

I just have a question for localthunk only

[glossy scaffold]

Oh, then write it off in #🍌・thunk-chat

he's active there I think

[tacit prawn]

I have a question for him wanna hear it

?

[glossy scaffold]

yeah sure

[modest helm]

Heyo

How's everyone doin

[glossy scaffold]

pretty good

[modest helm]

Nice

[tacit prawn]

I really love balatro so bad i kinda play it everyday I play the game in Xbox cuz it's in game pass but in my phone i was thinking about pirate the game but i didn't cuz i want to support localthunk not playing his game in most illegal way and i just wanna asking him for his opinion about the players who's pirating his game

That's my question

[glossy scaffold]

oh

well, since it's his game i don't think he views fondly people which don't support him. On the other hand if you can't afford to buy the game that's another matter

[uneven edge]

bro just do that without saying anything

you’re saying out this loud to everyone 😭

[tacit prawn]

Bro it's a question for localthunk

[red hamlet]

He's probably not gonna like it

Why would he

[uneven edge]

like there’s no positive aspect though

💀

[glossy scaffold]

i agree

[uneven edge]

like this entire thing screams lack of critical thinking

[tacit prawn]

I didn't pirate the game cuz i want to support him every inde developer deserves every kind of support

[glossy scaffold]

or 'local thinking'

[abstract current]

https://tenor.com/view/incrediboy-incredibles-poster-throw-syndrome-gif-17947237037189380740

[red hamlet]

Can't wait for you to be an uncommon

Less chadding, finally

[glossy scaffold]

it's becoming an uncommon? 😭

[red hamlet]

Probably
Deserved nerf

[glossy scaffold]

i hoped for photograph being uncommon

[abstract current]

undeserved

[red hamlet]

Photo isn't super strong without chad

Also just look in #🍌・thunk-chat

[abstract current]

https://tenor.com/view/hanging-chad-balatro-my-beloved-gif-9257428477351338726

[glossy scaffold]

ik

[olive pendant]

fish !!

[leaden kindle]

Seems someone caught one

[lapis apex]

do i sell mime for seltzer or keep mime

ante 8

[finite shadow]

I got my jimbo plushie in the mail. Now just waiting for the 10 gallon mason jar

[dark vault]

i have a probleme : does the lovely injector for mods is a malware , virustotal sees it as a trojan virus ?

[lapis apex]

i just realised u had a whole chat for this

[finite shadow]

No it’s completely safe. That warning pops up for everyone, you just need to disable antivirus (or you can whitelist the file). It’s completely open source so you can see for yourself there’s no virus

[lean trench]

What's your headroom

If any?

[lapis apex]

headroom?

[lean trench]

Like do you win

[finite shadow]

What’s your deck look like

[dark vault]

ho ok but why is it detected as a trojan

[lean trench]

Boss blind is such and such score how close are you to that with your hands

[finite shadow]

Just because of how lovely injects the mods. It functions the same way a Trojan injects malware

[lavish prawn]

Do I take shoot the moon and bus stop /s

[dark vault]

okay thank you 🙂

[finite shadow]

The only difference is lovely doesn’t actually inject malware

[finite shadow]

Just make sure you’re installing the official one from the GitHub. If you’re unsure I can send you the link

[lean trench]

Do you win without seltzer?

[finite shadow]

What’re the retriggers doing for you here?

[lean trench]

Deck is confusing

[lapis apex]

yeah i know

[dark vault]

I'm sure for the link but for the futur dou you now a website like virustotal who can really detect malware and not things like lovely

[lean trench]

Uh, get rid of mime?

[lapis apex]

not much i can do about it 💔

[finite shadow]

This is a tough choice for sure

[lean trench]

I don't see the point of it

[lapis apex]

yeah

ite

[finite shadow]

What??? Steel cards

[lean trench]

Unless you're planning on making a ton of steel cards soon

[ionic osprey]

COOKED

[lean trench]

Me count 7

That's actually quite a few

[finite shadow]

One steel card red seal with mime does x3.337

That’s huge

[lean trench]

I don't see a red seal

[finite shadow]

I know

But there can be

[lean trench]

Sirkus coming into your run and willing it into existence

[finite shadow]

But two steel cards is the same as one with red seal!

[lean trench]

Woag

I think it's also important to ask what the most played hand is

Also they have Chad and seltzer

Keep a single glass tarrot

Probably better

If the hand benefits more from cards staying in your hand (high card, pair)

Then maybe mime is better

[lapis apex]

won

[lean trench]

So proud of you

[lapis apex]

endless mode time

[finite shadow]

Where was your base mult coming from damn

[lapis apex]

sheer aura

[lean trench]

87 planets

[lapis apex]

and a lot of planets

[lean trench]

Mime value

[lapis apex]

yes

[lean trench]

Me when blue seal

[lapis apex]

and standard packs

[finite shadow]

Chekc this gold stake run out from yesterday. Spaceman my beloved clutching up

That would not have cleared without him

[lean trench]

Spaceman woke up

[finite shadow]

I was scoring 99,976.3 per before

Literally down to 12.7 chips

I’ve played a lot of balatro right

[lean trench]

I don't think I'd ever take a spaceman with the eternal tag, maybe I should

[finite shadow]

I’m going for a second c++. It was just for the sticker and the gambling element of it :)

I knew I was scoring 99. It was the last shop, the spaceman was literally my only hope at winning the run

So it all kinda worked out

But I’ve played a LOT of balatro as you can assume. This probably is the dopest moment I’ve ever had

[lean trench]

The gambler

[verbal nest]

balala reference....

[lean trench]

The oops all sixes on my board

[gusty hinge]

Fuck I think I got muted from #🍌・thunk-chat bc I was being a jimbo

Oh well

I am only human after all

It was fun to interact with local thunk (he literally only replied to a single message of mine to warn me)

Not that anybody would care

God I am lonely

I only got 1 friend

Ehh it's probably gonna be fine tomorrow morning (it's not)

Hehe talking to myself is fun

I am weird

[opaque shard]

Take it as a sign to improve your behavior if you did something that bothered them

[gusty hinge]

Well at least you know...

[gusty hinge]

I called him thunkie

[opaque shard]

Sorry if that came out as rude

[finite shadow]

@gusty hinge no worries bro. He’s super active in here, and a really nice guy. You just gotta chill out a bit, it’s prob we ppl got upset. I know you mean well don’t worry

[gusty hinge]

Nope not at all

[gusty hinge]

Thx but I know I was kinda weird calling him "little thunkie" out of the blue

I am weird

[finite shadow]

Yeah that is strange

[gusty hinge]

I am always weird

[opaque shard]

It gets better

[gusty hinge]

I don't feel like having a mental breakdown here so I'm just gonna forget abt it

Anyway

[languid quest]

I am always Susieing it

[rare yew]

I'll un chill pill you tomorrow

[gusty hinge]

Any completionist++ players here?

[rare yew]

just please try and participate in the convo next time

[finite shadow]

[gusty hinge]

Get a life

[languid quest]

Coco thunk do you think under/deltarune Is good

[finite shadow]

Damn

[uneven edge]

I hope you realize sarcasm isnt very clear through text

[gusty hinge]

Oki

[uneven edge]

you just seem like a dickhead lol

[gusty hinge]

I am one though

[finite shadow]

Yeah that was crazy lmfao

[uneven edge]

to each their own ig

[opaque shard]

Yea that came out of nowhere after we tried to make you feel better

[uneven edge]

dont conversate with me is all im gonna ask

[gusty hinge]

Ok

[opaque shard]

Figured it was sarcasm but could've been more obvious

[uneven edge]

and dont complain about the bed you're making yourself

[finite shadow]

Oh god. No. The trout population.

[languid quest]

Who wants free sushi

[gusty hinge]

Btw I was being sarcastic indeed

But I'm still a dickhead

[languid quest]

Please add a /j

[gusty hinge]

No

[languid quest]

Fair enough

[finite shadow]

Or just don’t say it, not that I’m bothered it just as a joke wasn’t funny

[rare yew]

aight I'm leaving the chill pill on you lol

[opaque shard]

WRONG EMOTE OOPS

[uneven edge]

LMAO

[gusty hinge]

:(

[languid quest]

What was it

[opaque shard]

Middle finger

☝🏽 was supposed to be this

[languid quest]

🧈

Butter

[gusty hinge]

Bwut I'm chil awout being an asshwole

[languid quest]

Vrodi

[gusty hinge]

👉 👈

[languid quest]

Please be quiet 💔 💔

[gusty hinge]

Ok

[gusty hinge]

Me???

[languid quest]

No.

[gusty hinge]

Awww

[languid quest]

Oh btw hi again circus

Kickus

Kirkus

[uneven edge]

I dont think a black hole is more dense than this guy

[languid quest]

LMAOOOO

[uneven edge]

that or he's 12 years old

[gusty hinge]

Btw I'm normally not like this lol. I'm tired as hell and it's been a long day. Imma go to sleep now bye

[languid quest]

Night

[gusty hinge]

Aww that's sweet of you to say that

[languid quest]

<3

[copper rose]

they werent lying, cryptid mod is incredibly balanced

[untold bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-happy-happy-cat-smile-cat-gif-18259408098481512759

[languid quest]

Aw shucks

I got chilled

Womp womp 💔 💔

[copper rose]

i hope this hand doesnt crash my computer

[copper rose]

oh good it didnt

[languid quest]

Lmao

[copper rose]

hmmmm i could probably watch like 2 videos while i wait for score

[fresh spruce]

omg calliope mori!!

please stop making music 🙏

[copper rose]

oh right forgot to change my nickname

[glossy scaffold]

won my first gold stake :>

[copper rose]

am i allowed to post my cryptid run?

[opal meteor]

no

[copper rose]

damn

[worldly basalt]

What’s more worth it Wheel of Fortune or Flash Card?

[fresh spruce]

#⚙・modding-general

[copper rose]

oh thanks

[fresh spruce]

flash card

[worldly basalt]

Really

[fresh spruce]

3 in 4 chance for nothing or 100% chance for something

[raw aspen]

i think im blind i cant see hear taste smell or feel anything

[worldly basalt]

True

[glossy scaffold]

Deck of Equilibrium in a nutshell:

[rich raptor]

omg what mods are you using

i need to know

[sly frigate]

bp ante 2

i'm cooking

[raw aspen]

cryptid

and also talisman but thats required

[sly frigate]

its copying burglar

for start

[rich raptor]

ty

[sly frigate]

and gluttonous

for scoring

11 hands 😭

the needle is crying

[winged junco]

I think it's so fitting that this is the first message I see when I join this discord

[stoic veldt]

god bless jimbo

[uneven edge]

this is the average balatro run wdym?

[winged junco]

fr

[worldly basalt]

I got a level 18 Jupiter on Ante 7 💀

[autumn mantle]

how many decks do you think they added just to make antimatter more insane

[worldly basalt]

No shot I lost to the boss by like 700 bro these modifiers suck 😭

[sour sun]

[real sparrow]

Sorry, didn’t want to burn Jimbwalter

[sour sun]

Lol

[normal lance]

wee wee build

i died because i sold the fist

7QB6L6R2

here’s the seed if anyone wants to wee

[lavish prawn]

The greatest photochad of all time

[glad lark]

new meta

[warm pier]

Nah this is true meta

[glad lark]

hmmm

[warm pier]

Eternal egg goes really well with swashbuckler tho

[glad lark]

well now i HAVE to do a high card build smh

[frozen wyvern]

high card build goes crazy

[glad lark]

actually no i dont wanna

[frozen wyvern]

five of a kind?

[glad lark]

new run

[spring escarp]

Guys one question

Not at all means a good thing or a bad thing?

[glad lark]

pause rare tag

[warm pier]

Wdym

[glad lark]

buns game

[frozen wyvern]

like, are you struggling with english? what was the conversation?

[spring escarp]

Yes (I'm Spanish lol)

[frozen wyvern]

a ok tons cuentame la conversación ntp

[warm pier]

Yeah depends on the situation, could be bad could be good

[glad lark]

okay rare tag

again

[frozen wyvern]

uso “tons” para abreviar “entonces” por cierto lol

[glad lark]

:(

[spring escarp]

Le he dicho a alguien si soy muy pesado y me ha dicho not at all

Eso es bueno?

[frozen wyvern]

están diciendo que “no, para nada”

[spring escarp]

Ok ok

[spring escarp]

AAAAAAAAH

Muchas gracias :)

[frozen wyvern]

ntp bro

there probably is yeah, i’m not quite sure but you’ll probably find more help on balatro university / dr spectred discord

[glad lark]

Now this... is epic

[lucid anvil]

okay ty

[frozen wyvern]

wait acc

i just searched it up and it came up

hop on google and go “balatro multiplayer discord”

30k members, pretty rad

[lucid anvil]

nice ty man

[frozen wyvern]

i gotchu

[stuck canyon]

I got this earlier

[wraith wharf]

I love spare trousers

One of my fav +mult jokers prob

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-spare-trousers-what-is-balatro-gif-3837311494209949974

[fluid crown]

Do seeded runs unlock new decks?

[vapid pollen]

should i sell anything for the oops all 6 + bloodstone combo

[sharp shell]

no

[vapid pollen]

nope i dont thjink so

[wraith wharf]

Damn im so used to my name being yellow the white name just seemed wrong

[fluid crown]

Okie dokie

[sharp shell]

you could sell photograph

idk if it would be better

but if you went hearts flushes it might be

[wraith wharf]

It would be better for sure

[vapid pollen]

yea i am already playing heart five of a kind

[sharp shell]

alr yeah

sell photo

[vapid pollen]

and copy bloodstone right?

[sharp shell]

yes

[wraith wharf]

If hurts in the soul selling one of the photochad members

Chicot reference

[sharp shell]

i’ve sold a yorick before

[wraith wharf]

Me too, with a perkeo

[sharp shell]

for a lucky cat

i had negative oops and sock + blueprint brainstorm

[vapid pollen]

oh no i messed up

i am on the mouth boss blind

[wraith wharf]

When the legendary doesnt sinergyse with the run it is not even worth your time

[wraith wharf]

No

[vapid pollen]

and played high card bc of DNA

[wraith wharf]

No

[sharp shell]

that’s possible to win

[wraith wharf]

You didnt

[sharp shell]

oh

[wraith wharf]

You did

[vapid pollen]

i hate myself

[sharp shell]

we’ve all been there

[wraith wharf]

O7, happens with the best of us

[sharp shell]

one time i lost an ante 2 triboulet run because i didn’t read the blind

[vapid pollen]

dude this is finally my best run of the day 😭

[wraith wharf]

I dont talk here in ages

[vapid pollen]

does anybody also just start a new run on the first blind just bc it doesnt give a nice clean hand

[sharp shell]

yes

when i don’t one shot it i restart sometimes

[nimble lark]

dang perfectionists

[sharp shell]

i’ve missed a blue print by 1$ because i didn’t one shot the small blind

[nimble lark]

imagine going for photochad / baron mime every run couldn't me

[vapid pollen]

yea i've had that too many times

[sharp shell]

i have 6 gold stakes and haven’t done a baron run a single time

[vapid pollen]

one of my first wins was a baron mime, and i thought i had a new breakthrough because i thought i invented it

[nimble lark]

i made sure to gold stake everything before even touching mime lmao

well i haven't gold staked green deck

[vapid pollen]

but then i started watching balatro youtube and realised i was just lucky

[sharp shell]

i’m just waiting for blue stake rework

[nimble lark]

fuck green deck

[sharp shell]

so you

[vapid pollen]

my highest stake is blue stake red deck

[sharp shell]

youve done black and not green

[nimble lark]

my playstyle is very hoard all the money

[sharp shell]

that’s what green deck does

[nimble lark]

how do i hoard all the money without my precious interest

sm h

[sharp shell]

so you’d rather lose a hand

[nimble lark]

yes

[sharp shell]

over getting a sustainable economy at the cost of interest

[nimble lark]

interest is the economy

[sharp shell]

🤔

[nimble lark]

also my black deck gold stake run was really lucky

so maybe i should try again

[vapid pollen]

i use real playing cards to put beneath my moniter to remind me what suit boss blinds i have come across

[sharp shell]

i only got purple stake black deck and it’s on my pc

[sharp shell]

genius

[slim ferry]

i haven’t even beat black deck white stake i steer clear lol

[vapid pollen]

one time i was 100% sure i had come across the club but then it happened and lost a triboulet rung

[sharp shell]

it unlocks checkered though 🤔

[vapid pollen]

black deck was my most difficult one

[slim ferry]

ghost is where it’s at

[nimble lark]

black deck is lovely

[limpid tree]

okay but imagine having showman and seeing multiple soul cards from a pack

[vapid pollen]

everytime i play any other deck than ghost deck i get legendary jokers on the first ante and unlimited spectral packs, but when i play with the ghost deck i NEVER get spectral packs or soul

[slim ferry]

for the past few days it’s been the opposite for me

[sharp shell]

triboulet is in my most played jokers

i’ve gotten him probably 13 times

[vapid pollen]

a few days ago i hit like 5/6 souls in one evening

[wraith wharf]

Someone needs to try that

A great idea for bu

Technically it would be possible

[sharp shell]

dataminers go

[wraith wharf]

But idk

[slim ferry]

give me them odds

[limpid tree]

i forget, is the soul a 3% chance or a .3% chance

[sharp shell]

1/90,000

[wraith wharf]

.3

[sharp shell]

0.3

[limpid tree]

oof

[sharp shell]

so 300 x 300

90,000

[civic nymph]

hey guys what up gangster

guess what im playing now

[vapid pollen]

wsp

[wraith wharf]

300x300 = a lot

[slim ferry]

fortnite

[sharp shell]

tbf the double negative perkeo and triboulet is rarer than this

[wraith wharf]

Hollow knight for sure

[vapid pollen]

fortnite

no slay the spire

[civic nymph]

yall wrong its balatro

[sharp shell]

what’s that

[wraith wharf]

[civic nymph]

a game i got

[wraith wharf]

Never heard of it but the name seems cool

[vapid pollen]

i have never heard of it, is it fun?

[civic nymph]

pretty good solid 7/10 a little something for everyone

[sharp shell]

didn’t that game deservingly lose game of the year to the best game of all time astro bot

[wraith wharf]

Is it like a aaa game? I cant take those indie devs thinking they rule the world

[civic nymph]

it has the exaggerated swagger of a joker teen

[sharp shell]

those indie devs piss me off i go out of my way to pirate every indie game

but i buy the full triple a dlcs

[civic nymph]

paradox does it worse but their only double A

[wraith wharf]

Pirate the game, get addicted, buy the full game because you can, find a new game, repeat

[civic nymph]

paradox interactive has such bad business practices i can't even with them

[calm stratus]

Hello my fellow legion

[vapid pollen]

oh my god

can i get your autograph

[sharp shell]

no way

[vapid pollen]

i love you so much jimbo

[calm stratus]

There is a LOT of jimbos here

The horde

[civic nymph]

are you the guy from dont starve?

[calm stratus]

Yeah thats me john starving

[sharp shell]

nah he’s a terraria npc i’m pretty sure

[civic nymph]

are you starving now?

[wraith wharf]

ITS THE GOD IN PERSON

[calm stratus]

My last disc account got hacked so i just made a new one

[wraith wharf]

My cult adores you mr jimbo 🫡

[calm stratus]

Just got into balatro its fun

[vapid pollen]

retreat now

[sharp shell]

my discord account got banned because i said “nice”

[vapid pollen]

it will suck you into a deep wormhole

of endless suffer

[civic nymph]

would yall rather have a barron son or perkeo daughter?

[vapid pollen]

wait is perkeo a girl

[sharp shell]

no

[verbal zephyr]

to me yes

[civic nymph]

no she just likes perkeo

[vapid pollen]

okay alright i though perkeo was just a weird dude

[sharp shell]

i think the real life

uh

[verbal zephyr]

anyway easily perkeo daughter perkeo is at least cool

[sharp shell]

jester is a male

[verbal zephyr]

baron is 😴

[sharp shell]

baron is only good for big number go bigger

perkeo daughter can file my taxes for me

[calm stratus]

I just got out of a tornado ive been in the trenches

[civic nymph]

the guy was a real dude though

[sharp shell]

and make negative copies of dollar bills

[vapid pollen]

oh my god

[sharp shell]

i think i’m thinking of this the wrong way

[sharp shell]

you’re gonna buy it then find a joker worth duplicating on ante 8

[upbeat crow]

istg ill do something i have an insane flush 5 triboulet run and i didnt look at the boss blind

and its the club

[vapid pollen]

nope

[upbeat crow]

please tell me theres some sort of way to go back in time 😭

[sharp shell]

i’ve done this twice

pure genius

[wraith wharf]

Will the kid be Rich like a baron?

[vapid pollen]

alt f4

[modest helm]

What's the best deck for green stake?

[calm stratus]

It was pretty crazy

[civic nymph]

yah sure

[sharp shell]

and i always have the reroll voucher

[upbeat crow]

tried, i was too late

[calm stratus]

Dont screw with supercells kids

[upbeat crow]

still in the blind

😭

[jovial parrot]

Is there a specific reason why Vagabond was done by a different artist, like is that part of the joke on them being a homeless person

[vapid pollen]

the fog is coming

[wraith wharf]

I know whay ill choose

[sharp shell]

https://tenor.com/view/startup-supercell-gif-25687040

[vapid pollen]

huh

[sharp shell]

no it’s probably just

[upbeat crow]

GG (dont mind the baron and steels, im still pretty early in this run 😭)

[sharp shell]

he had a passion for homeless jokers

[vapid pollen]

to me it fits right in

[jovial parrot]

Alright

[vapid pollen]

trib and baron?

[upbeat crow]

dont

[sharp shell]

trib + baron 🥶

[upbeat crow]

i couldnt find anything better okay 😭

[sharp shell]

i guess if your whole deck is kings it works

[upbeat crow]

ye its pretty much all steel kings

[sharp shell]

there’s better options though 🤔

like gros michel

[vapid pollen]

jimbo

[upbeat crow]

again this is still fairly early on

[wraith wharf]

Gros Michel always better

[sharp shell]

my entire deck could be eights and i would still take cartomancer over 8 ball

[wraith wharf]

Especially with a hex

[upbeat crow]

and baron gives me enough Xmult to be worth it at least temporarly

[vapid pollen]

what is your favourite hand to play

mine is flush

[sharp shell]

straight flush

[modest helm]

Same

[sharp shell]

or flush house

[wraith wharf]

2 pair

[upbeat crow]

at least im going out in style

[sharp shell]

but i do have 3k flushes played on my phone

[vapid pollen]

the mobile version costs way to much imo

[sharp shell]

yeah but i can carry my addiction everywhere

[vapid pollen]

that is true

[upbeat crow]

also someone please explain this

[vapid pollen]

skill issue

[sharp shell]

sometimes joker unlocks take 2 runs

like i got my gold stakes achievement a run late

[upbeat crow]

bruh

this is the last joker i need for completion 😭

[sharp shell]

not like you have to unlock them twice

but if you win a run it might unlock

[upbeat crow]

oh yea no

[sharp shell]

that’s how some worked for me

[upbeat crow]

this is months old

[sharp shell]

ok

balatro moment

[upbeat crow]

well maybe not months

i havent been playing that long

but weeks

[vapid pollen]

oh my god

i hate this game

[snow temple]

anyone know why this is a straight flush? i’m stupid and curious

[sharp shell]

you haven’t been playing for 2+ months but you almost have a maxed joker collection

[vapid pollen]

now balatro is just ragebaiting

[vapid pollen]

finger

[snow temple]

ah i see

ty

[heavy whale]

because four fingers means you can make straights and stuff with 4

[sharp shell]

just play the 8 and 5

[heavy whale]

whats interesting is you can do some really weird stuff with it

[sharp shell]

oh i read your message wrong

[upbeat crow]

i got 100h playtime pretty much exactly (tho a good 20h of it was cryptid mod)

[sharp shell]

makes sense

[upbeat crow]

so i mean thats more than enough for completion

[vapid pollen]

how do you install mods?

[sharp shell]

you need lovely injector

it’s kinda annoying

[upbeat crow]

get lovely injector in your steamapps balatro

[heavy whale]

if i recall you can have like K Q J 3 all of hearts and a 10 of spades and still get a straight flush since you have a straight + a flush

[upbeat crow]

then put a Mods folder with steammodded in %appdata%\balatro

[vapid pollen]

alright ill look into it

[sharp shell]

yeah you can

[upbeat crow]

and any mods in there

[sharp shell]

windows + r for this

right 💭

[upbeat crow]

or file explorer search bar kekw

[vapid pollen]

trivia: what score does a flush queen+jack+10+7+3 get you without any jokers

[sharp shell]

me and my friend tried to do multiplayer cryptid

did not work

[upbeat crow]

300

[sharp shell]

one of us would be in the game and one of us would crash

[vapid pollen]

good job

[upbeat crow]

exactly for first round

[vapid pollen]

i have it memorizeed

for the first round

[upbeat crow]

i mean yea

40 chips on flush

thats how i remember

[upbeat crow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1idzplt/guide_how_to_set_up_the_balatro_multiplayer_mod/

[vapid pollen]

i remeber flush 3 cards 10>