🎙・server-chat

[real fern]

I am down icl

[lost kindle]

and not make it official

[opal nymph]

ah

damn

[main mural]

Imagine your playing Balatro multi-player and your oppenenent hits you with the Naninf

[lost kindle]

thunk if ur reading this r u gonna increase the limit for naneinf

[opal nymph]

i imagine multiplayer balatro to be like, cooperative

[lost kindle]

share ur screen and get on vc

[opal nymph]

let me cook

[lost kindle]

bro i cant do that

cos my friends dont even know balatro exists

[real fern]

Damn if local thunk would only add more food jokers I would be so happy, the food jokers are so clutch early game it's such a Chad move

[lost kindle]

im pretty sure hes adding more

[real fern]

My friends tell me to touch grass

[main mural]

New joker update when 🤔

I wanna see more of Jimbo's silly outfits

[real fern]

Last time o spoke to the the guy he told me to go to bed and join the sleep pact

[lost kindle]

"streaming to find myself a femboy bf"

[opal nymph]

you all play towards a blind goal that is shared amongst the 2+ of you, you all have different jokers and submit one hand each with different decks, those hands are then added up

[real fern]

YES I NEED TO DO THIS

[lost kindle]

its literally in ur bio

😭

[real fern]

I need a fembpy bf real bad

[main mural]

Wild

[real fern]

I am a femboy so another would do Me fine, I'm sure I can find another on balatro alot of Linux players here

[opal nymph]

ok man

[lost kindle]

i need an east asian gf bad

[real fern]

Or so what I have seen

[main mural]

Fun challenge idea

[lost kindle]

no

ts not fun

[opal nymph]

i need to share my joker ideas with people eventually

[lost kindle]

whatever u might say is not fun

[real fern]

First one to find their desired partner from balatro wins

[lost kindle]

sorry 🙏

[main mural]

We all take estrogen and whoever looks the hottest at the end of the year wins

[lost kindle]

what.

[opal nymph]

ive beat all of yall already then

[lost kindle]

no i wanna stay a male

fair

[opal nymph]

straight up fucking mogged

[main mural]

Man 😔

[opal nymph]

i got hit with the trans beam kinda young, thankfully

[lost kindle]

whats a trans beam

[real fern]

Idk if I'm actually a femboy or trans I'm still confused

[torn zealot]

MOGGED

[real fern]

Idak

So far I think m a femboy

I think

[lost kindle]

do u like getting pegged

acc

[opal nymph]

hey man if you ever wanna hash that out id suggest you find the closest transfem you can trust

[lost kindle]

its the same for both

nvm

[rose sail]

General chat balatro discord

[opal nymph]

this is the balatro.edu server sir

[real fern]

Idrk I'm a Virginia

Virgin

[real fern]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[lost kindle]

hello virginia

[opal nymph]

virginia mary

shit sounds like a cocktail

[real fern]

Thanks ig. Just drk what i am yet

[torn zealot]

MOTHERF

[flint copper]

Real

[opal nymph]

youll figure it out eventually, hang in there

[lost kindle]

im a EOS 250D canon camera

[real fern]

I mean I plan on moving out next year so I can explore fully at that point

[lost kindle]

how old r u

[torn zealot]

i love hitting random people with a pipe

[opal nymph]

i feel so bad now because youre british

[real fern]

But ika wait so far my parents accepted I'm a femboy so gud enough

[opal nymph]

youre actually in like hell hell

[lost kindle]

dudeu left a purple ass mark on my back

[real fern]

I'm 17 I go 18 in november I am British sk I get full rights and everything in november

[flint copper]

Why do you have an ass on your back

[obsidian pine]

you can be british and be living chill i live in the middle of nowhere up north and its sound

[opal nymph]

does this pipe have an ass imprint on it

[torn zealot]

i'm about to left your ass b

[lost kindle]

thats not what it mena

[opal nymph]

call that shit the ass brander

[lost kindle]

how does someone left an ass

[opal nymph]

yeah but how are they gonna get hrt

if they decide to go that way i mean

[obsidian pine]

nhs is a mixed bag here in terms of getting consultations with your GP

in terms of getting prescriptions for HRT

[lost kindle]

bro what are these words

[real fern]

I mean me and my bsf plan on moving in together when we can and that will be next year he is also a femboy

[obsidian pine]

by here i mostly mean scotland i dont know any english people really so i couldnt say

[cyan solstice]

I really don't know

[real fern]

I fully discovered I live female clothing by wearing his skirts and all that lot

[real fern]

If you are from the UK then timezone is the same so I'm happy to be friends

[obsidian pine]

i think ive only been south of the border like three times

[real fern]

If anyone does get confused by my name just call me kenzie my real name I prefer it anyway

[obsidian pine]

your name is kenzie?

crazy

[real fern]

I've been uo north in Scotland many times my nan used to live uo their in Glasgow

[flint copper]

I was crazy once

[real fern]

I used to visit like every month

[real fern]

Well my first name is kenzie-lee yes it's double barrel first name I don't have a middle name it's weird but I just go by kenzie

[opal nymph]

[obsidian pine]

my name is also kenzie

[real fern]

Woah

First person I have ever met who goes by the same name

[obsidian pine]

yeah same here

[real fern]

We should be friends

Yes definitely

[lost kindle]

is there anyone named canon EOS 250D here

other than me

[real fern]

Isn't that a camera

[flint copper]

Guess what

[lost kindle]

yea

[slim ferry]

sounds familiar actually

[real fern]

I prefer nikon

[lost kindle]

no.

gtfo.

[real fern]

Idk why but the nikon d300 has been my fav

[slim ferry]

i think i met someone named Canon EOS 250D at the pub last night

[lost kindle]

im top 10 nikon hater

[lost kindle]

which pub

[real fern]

Why do you hate on nikon they are great

[lost kindle]

cos that may or may not be me

[opal nymph]

wow man the beautiful formation of a friendship happing in real time on discord.gov

[lost kindle]

bro they ass

[real fern]

How are they ass

[lost kindle]

whats w the government

[real fern]

They are great

[lost kindle]

they just is ass

plus

canon is more widely ranged

[real fern]

I mean I take great fkin photos with my phone and that camera only gets better and it's cheap as sht

[opal nymph]

i was gonna use .edu again but i thought i was overusing it

[lost kindle]

i no like government politics

[opal nymph]

so its a way to do the joke again one last time before i drop it lest i drag too long

[lost kindle]

get em out o fhere

this i s balala

only gamble

#gambleaddics

[opal nymph]

.gov isnt inherently political but okay

[real fern]

WOOOOOO

[lost kindle]

discord.balala

[opal nymph]

[icy cape]

just completed completionist plus and steam didnt gave me the achivement

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-dollars-balatro-mult-gif-3744176440754753541

[obsidian pine]

im not big into photography but i got one of those polaroid now's off my mate used for doing album art

[lost kindle]

polaroids are good

[opal nymph]

gaben hates you confirmed

[lost kindle]

aesthetically

[obsidian pine]

theyre alright it just sucks getting a hold of film

[real fern]

I am going now guys I'm off to watch tiktok and drunkenly sing out my lungs

[lost kindle]

gaben hates everyone

[real fern]

Gud bye everyone I wish you all the nest of luck everyone have a gud night

[opal nymph]

goodnight british femboy

[icy cape]

seems like

[opal nymph]

its okay, gaben hates everyone so its nothing personal

thats why my steam level is only 11 and my badges are bare

/cope

[obsidian pine]

the double exposure on the polaroid is handy

[opal nymph]

fuck paraedoila

howeven the fuck you spell it

however*

[lost kindle]

pareidolia

[opal nymph]

that one

[upper solstice]

Chill chat of doom bro

[opal nymph]

most nothing burger joker ever

[lost kindle]

burger?

[glad oriole]

ye

[lost kindle]

skinky do u ike recievng it

[slim ferry]

hey british boy give me some sleep willpower too

don’t hog it

[opal nymph]

ok buddy

[drifting tree]

Heyyyy humans

[untold bloom]

\

funny game

[glad oriole]

thats an interesting question

[drifting tree]

Very silly, you will make millions

[glad oriole]

i’d answer if i wasnt a minor

[opal nymph]

this is balatro general chat not fucking mcfreakery comment section

[lost kindle]

u might need more showan

[lost kindle]

i forgot ur 16 as well

[untold bloom]

CORRECT!

[drifting tree]

MORE ACE MORE ACE

[glad oriole]

17

[lost kindle]

unc

[glad oriole]

man

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-11055948006915227502

[slim ferry]

ace.. of… SPADES

[opal nymph]

how do you get the + thingys under the jokers

[untold bloom]

mod

[opal nymph]

what mod

[opal nymph]

sick ill give it a shot sometime

sorry

i meant ill try it sometime

[untold bloom]

its a good mod

[opal nymph]

🤓 moment

[drifting tree]

That’s actually super helpful hold shit

[untold bloom]

i would recommend installing balatro mod manager

[opal nymph]

aaaaaargh but i have steamodded installed

[untold bloom]

🥀

[untold bloom]

thats gonna be a pain the ass to do then..

THE SHOWMAN KEEPS COMING BACK!

[opal nymph]

im too far gone the rabbithole to uninstall steammodded

[untold bloom]

unlucky

tbh

[opal nymph]

its okay

maybe ill mod balatro differently on my new computer when i get it

[untold bloom]

i dont like plasma deck

i had an easier time getting gold stake on black deck than this

[untold bloom]

new high-end pc ?

[opal nymph]

i love checkered deck

[opal nymph]

nah, i dont have the cash or the space for it, im getting an asus flow z13 because its a beefed up laptop

im going into college soon so i wont have the space for something big

[untold bloom]

Rip

I don't know much about laptops, what specs does it have

[lost kindle]

college?

dont get into college debt

[untold bloom]

I'm in college too

I'm going into more debt by playing Balatro irl

[lost kindle]

do u guys not have the choice to instantly skip to uni?

[opal nymph]

rtx 4050 chip (i wanted the strix halo model but its out of stock)

[untold bloom]

Yes but it will cost you way more

[cobalt wing]

its always the photochad runs

[untold bloom]

RTX 4050!!

[lost kindle]

my school gives us the option to stay for 2 more years

[opal nymph]

tooo late, its either this or i work as a gas station worker for the rest of my life and id rather die then do that

[lost kindle]

to go straight into uni

so ts year is techniclally my last if i go college

but im not

[opal nymph]

and its under 2k like WHAT

[lost kindle]

cos ion wanna be broke

[untold bloom]

How much is it...

[cobalt wing]

i had a negetive half joker but i sold it for verdant leaf

[opal nymph]

like 1,800, its a 2 year old laptop

[cobalt wing]

this has to be bait

but ima take anyway

over sock

[untold bloom]

I feel like that's a scam imo

[opal nymph]

dont

[lost kindle]

fish for trib

[opal nymph]

its not

[cobalt wing]

too late

[near oar]

Guys should I take sock or nah?

[untold bloom]

I feel like you can get a 4070 for the same price

[viscid cape]

yes , there's no shot you still need lusty atp

[lost kindle]

yes

replace lusty

lust is a sin

[opal nymph]

i dont really care honestly, its close enough to a 4060 because its only ten off

its still a good gpu

[near oar]

Ight bet, thanks

[untold bloom]

Erm that's not how it works 🤓

[untold bloom]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/ASUS-ROG-Strix-G16-16-inch-QHD-240Hz-Nebula-Gaming-Laptop-Intel-Core-i9-13980HX-NVIDIA-GeForce-RTX-4070-16GB-DDR5-1TB-SSD-Eclipse-Gray-2024/5136011874?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&selectedOfferId=AA3C11C9655E3517A8936D7171F7AA6E&conditionGroupCode=1&wl13=2257&gclsrc=aw.ds&adid=222222222775136011874_117755028669_12420145346&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-394283752452&wl5=9027615&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=5136011874&veh=sem_LIA&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIot9tNnrQxP6tmTlIBsl-dbN&gclid=CjwKCAjwq7fABhB2EiwAwk-YbNRi-vbvyRc_PRm7HQKvFnq4QCgqIg7L8l2Rm1rNQTX930A7sJMcOBoC5VcQAvD_BwE]

Link jumpscare

[stuck widget]

60 and 70 have a big difference between them, since that's the edition, not the year.

4070 is closer to 3070 than to 4060, weirdly.

[untold bloom]

This guy knows it

[lost kindle]

whos good at chemistry here

[vale fog]

me kinda

at high school chem

[stuck widget]

I had to have this exact discussion with my computer nerd friends like 2 days ago because I was trying to buy a new graphics card for Oblivion

[untold bloom]

Me over here with a 5080

[lost kindle]

define high school chem

[torn zealot]

Literally why

[lost kindle]

what organic compounds are formed when dodecane is cracked

[cobalt wing]

i was playing photochad

[stuck widget]

Wow that's so cool you should send me your home address and the times of day you aren't home

[torn zealot]

Eh fair

[opal nymph]

yeah but first its a laptop laptop, second it doesnt have a touchscreen which i need because ill be drawing a comic soon, three its not a 2 in 1 or a 360 laptop so it wont really mesh well with the peripherals i have

[vale fog]

wait can you even crack alkanes

pretty sure you crack alkenes

[untold bloom]

Makes more sense to why it would cost more then

[lost kindle]

im not sure

i forgot

[cobalt wing]

socks back

[lost kindle]

i learnt this months ago

[untold bloom]

I didn't know it had touch screen

[opal nymph]

yeah im getting it because it had specific use cases which i can utilize

[lost kindle]

gives us some organic compunds

wait eme get a ss

[opal nymph]

also will be my first electronic device with a terrabyte so thats cool

[vale fog]

I learnt this like 4 years ago so I don't remember shit either

[slim ferry]

haha butt ene

[vale fog]

I think I'm the one who mixed it up

[untold bloom]

Also wym by 360

Like can fold inwards and outwards ?

[lost kindle]

chem is confusing

idek why i chose ts subject

[opal nymph]

yeah

[lost kindle]

im going into psychology

or marine bio

why do i need chem

[opal nymph]

my current laptop is one of those

[vale fog]

but it's cool to learn about stuff that relates to daily lives isn't it

[lost kindle]

i dont drink alcohol

and i dont plan on drinking alcohol

[viscid cape]

marine bio can need a ton of chem i thought

[opal nymph]

so im able to do whatever peripheral wise but it still takes up a lot of space

[vale fog]

but you can use alcohol to disinfect your hands

[lost kindle]

main focus is biology

[vale fog]

don't tell me you didn't use it during covid

[untold bloom]

What if I drink it instead

[lost kindle]

i did

[lost kindle]

thats 98% propanol

ts will kill oyuo

[untold bloom]

Makes sense, unfortunately those features will cost you more so.. a 4050 will do

[vale fog]

you're at risk of hospitalisation
something else is added to rubbing alcohol, notably hydrogen peroxide

[untold bloom]

guys its a joke 😭 i just saw the word alcohol

[vale fog]

I think formulas use 75-80% propan-2-ol

[opal nymph]

which is fine because itll still be leagues better than the piece of shit nvidia igpu that my current laptop has

[lost kindle]

how does one achieve hydrogen peroxide]

wait

isnt hydrogen peroxide

water

[opal nymph]

its so bad its not even on the thousand number scale for nvidia gpus

[untold bloom]

what is it

[lost kindle]

h2o

[vale fog]

no hydrogen peroxide is h2o2

[opal nymph]

let me check

[lost kindle]

that wouldnt be hydrogen tho

an ion or whatever its called

[vale fog]

pretty sure h2o2 is a covalent compound

[opal nymph]

@untold bloom its a GeForce MX330

[lost kindle]

h2o2 is hydrogen peroxide

mb

[untold bloom]

Ancient GPU

[opal nymph]

my thoughts exactly

im sick of the thing tbh

[lost kindle]

yall should we ban dihydrogen monoxide

(joke)

[opal nymph]

it runs source games decently and 2d stuff and thats it

[cobalt wing]

my friend who just got the games joker setup
somehow hes at ante 7 rn

[opal nymph]

anything further and it just dies

[cobalt wing]

playing level 2 two pairs

[vale fog]

thye have hack and fib
playing a 2-3 2pair is like 72 mult without misprint

[untold bloom]

Hopefully your new laptop will be a lot better

[vale fog]

they also have a chips joker which helps

[opal nymph]

yeah, i hope so too

i really fucking wish i could get the strix halo model because the z13 is technically a backup option if i cant get a framework pc

[cobalt wing]

yeah but still like

also they just died on the big blind of ante 8

F

[vale fog]

[opal nymph]

the framework pc uses a strix halo chip but its currently on batch 10 of 11 so im likely not gonna get it

[finite shadow]

Spaceman clutched up and won the run on the last hand.

[opal nymph]

the strix halo is like the motherlode of chips, it trumps a laptop 4060

so its closer to like a 4070

[untold bloom]

im gonna be honest idk what a strix halo is

[opal nymph]

its a really good amd chip with a fucking BEEFED iGPU

its a combination cpu and gpu

[cobalt wing]

honestly i died because of my terrible fucking draws

[lost kindle]

ima be honest i got no idea what these words are

[lost kindle]

noo...

[opal nymph]

i hate amd for calling it an ai chip the strix halo sounds fucking sick

[lost kindle]

poly bp...

[untold bloom]

😼

[opal nymph]

what does this mean

[untold bloom]

the 7800x3d is 400% faster

[opal nymph]

these are two completely different chips

youre comparing rhe wrong chip

[untold bloom]

i cant find the right chip

[opal nymph]

ok hold on

[cobalt wing]

yeah its sad

[viscid cape]

userbenchmark act as an unbiased reviewer challenge (impossible)

[opal nymph]

try the

ugh

[untold bloom]

actually send me the laptop

ill take a look at it

[opal nymph]

no

im gonna tell you the chip

[untold bloom]

[opal nymph]

AMD Ryzen AI Max+ 395 (project name strix halo)

thats the chip

i fucking hate the actual name so much

[untold bloom]

lmfao

[opal nymph]

fucking hell amd

[untold bloom]

i think the reason why im getting confused cuz its a different thing, from what i know CPU and APU are not the same thing

but i think an apu can be used as a CPU

[opal nymph]

oh

[untold bloom]

thats why i said lemme see the link for the laptop and ill go over the specs

[opal nymph]

wait do you want the backup option or the amd option

[untold bloom]

whichever you wanna show

[opal nymph]

ill go with the both honestly

sent

[torn zealot]

I tried to play photochad in a casino today

Got banned from it

None of you guys told me its banned in casino

[wise plaza]

Should bought a matador might have helped when the pit boss kicked you out.

[ashen tide]

hola

[vital ore]

I like this game (Nubby's Number Factory)

[red hamlet]

@tidal spindle no I'm not going to play nubby's

[red hamlet]

APU is just a cpu with an integrated gpu

[charred gate]

YDZCHW4X for perkeo first skip

[untold bloom]

i suppose

[charred gate]

(also negative holo on buffoon pack ante 1 big blind shop)

[red hamlet]

Well no, it just is lmao

They can usually do alright in games but don't expect mind boggling framerates

Or high fidelity

Though nowadays they're better so idfk

[twin meteor]

That's nubtastic, dude

[vital ore]

Indeed it is

It was also my first win :D

[twin meteor]

I'm not very good but it's a fun game

[quasi skiff]

What's Gucci gang!

[uncut magnet]

We need a joker update

More jokers and new bosses

[devout radish]

is judgement unnafected by rarity?

[shut wharf]

:0

[twin meteor]

There are a lot of mods and there's an update coming probably some time this year

[honest lance]

wdym

judgement can give any joker aside from legendary jokers

[ionic osprey]

banana did not die since ante 2

[devout radish]

is it a completely random choice, or are there weights and biases for rare jokers to appear less aside from there just being less of them total in the collection

like, rare jokers iirc have a less chance of appearing in the shop, is this the same as how it is with judgement

[honest lance]

one in 1.6926659e13 btw (LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER)

[honest lance]

uhhh that I don't know

I think it's the same for every joker

according to my extensive 1 second google search it says that it uses a number generator

so

[olive rover]

No

[honest lance]

according to my 10 second google search it says that it uses the same rarity chances as those in the shop

[devout radish]

it is a 2.17% chance, not sure where that number came from

[devout radish]

ahh thats what i assumed

[honest lance]

Yeah idk what I was smoking

[willow kite]

Stop talking about math it hurts

[honest lance]

I did 6 to the 17 which is NOT the chances LOL

[devout radish]

balatro is not the game for you

[devout radish]

it is a (5/6)^21 % chance

[honest lance]

yeah

[devout radish]

oh wait, ante 2

[honest lance]

also it should be 18

yeah

[devout radish]

3.7% then

[honest lance]

I did 1/6 instead

rookie mistake

[honest lance]

it would be this if you had an "eternal" banana and it broke every round for 18 rounds

silly me

[queen escarp]

Doomed Yuri...

[willow kite]

It was a joke i love math and balatro the same

[ionic osprey]

banana died right away after i posted

[willow kite]

Sadly supernova is the correct take, you need scoring bc of gold stake

Or you can risk it

[willow kite]

Evil banana

[queen escarp]

They're both perishable

[willow kite]

Oh i didnt notice that im on a phone

[honest lance]

one in a gazillion chance

[warm mist]

my cavendish fucking died

what the fuck

I'm killing this run what the hell

godddd

[worldly laurel]

aw man didnt know why all the print screen ways arent showing so have to use phone ;-;

[meager plank]

:)

[meager plank]

Did you get naneinf

[worldly laurel]

nope. best 2.6e52 rn

[worldly laurel]

600 thousand, and 1 point 🙂

[meager plank]

Just making sure I beat it yk

Sometimes you have to go a bit overkill

[worldly laurel]

aw im making 5 cryptid/round but this ante i have to use 5

[amber flame]

What do I take

[worldly laurel]

mime

wait

maybe take the Q for fun ;-;

[amber flame]

Kk thx

[worldly laurel]

aw man boss blind the needle

rip dna ;-;

[amber flame]

Lmao

This run was blessed

[ionic osprey]

game really wants to reset my bus

[meager plank]

Do you speak Korean

[ionic osprey]

most of the words in game are just english but in korean alphabet

[meager plank]

Is that hard to read in Korean

[ionic osprey]

not really

[lost vault]

Guys I have a question, is there anyway of linking accounts between play store and Steam so i don't have to buy the Game twice?

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-emoji-no-no-emotiguy-no-no-no-gif-gif-9742000569423889376

[lost vault]

Sad

[vernal tartan]

Ive seen some way that isnt piracy float around, will be amin

[willow kite]

I know this joke is said lot of times but ops all barons

[random tendon]

negative jimbo

negative gold jimbo

[willow kite]

Is my econ doomed?

[random tendon]

it will go rocket

[vernal tartan]

https://github.com/blake502/balatro-mobile-maker
If you have it on PC and want it on mobile there’s this

[loud plume]

Ok so I really want this lucky cat but I've got no damn space

Any advice ?

[remote pendant]

What hands are you playing?

Surely you can get rid of splash no?

Can't tell if that's your negative joker from the image tho

[devout radish]

what do i sell

[narrow hare]

has anybody ever gotten level 100 on every hand

[devout radish]

i can sell mime and pray i get it again

[remote pendant]

Yeah you sell mime just because its uncommon so you're more likely to come across that again over the baron which is a rare

But you do have the free rare tag to chance another baron appearing... as there are less rares than uncommons

Actually it depends on how many red seal steel retriggers you have I guess... If you have tons of steals and retriggers then you get more from the mime than you do baron afaik

[pure meteor]

getting gold stake with stone joker is gonna stink

[slim junco]

how does one end up in this situation

[loud plume]

I was playing 5 of a kind with lucky jacks and yeah splash was a negative I found along the way and bought it in case I got that one boss blind

[devout radish]

do i sell blueprint or wait for ectoplasm

[stuck hull]

the queen card

[stuck hull]

i'd say take the mime

but like

[stuck hull]

are u aiming for naninf?

[devout radish]

i am aiming for a highscore

or naninf

[solemn elm]

you need a mime otherwise youre going to die to scaling

so you drop DNA here i think

[devout radish]

yes, but i can gamble for an ectoplasm

[solemn elm]

where are you getting an ectoplasm from

[devout radish]

omen globe if i can find it

or if i get the blank voucher secondary

[stuck hull]

or antimatter

[solemn elm]

id understand that argument if you were on ghost but

[devout radish]

yeah

[solemn elm]

relying on voucher + pack odds is going to get you killed

[devout radish]

i am on ante 12, i have red seal kings, and i have up to three copies of baron

[stuck hull]

you need the mime
it's a question of selling blueprint or dna

[solemn elm]

your odds of getting omen + ecto into mime / antimatter into mime are very low

[devout radish]

even with mail in?

four copies of it?

[solemn elm]

econ doesnt increase your odds of getting vouchers beyond cola into voucher tags, nor does it increase your pack odds for ectoplasm beyond cola into charm tags

[devout radish]

it does not, but it assures once i get an ecto or anti i will find a mime quick

you really think i sell blueprint now and hope i can find an invis?

[solemn elm]

you sell DNA

[devout radish]

its +3 handsize though

and i can copy gold cards

[solemn elm]

and it can come back without showman, blueprint cant

[devout radish]

blueprint can come back through an invisible OR a brainstorm

[solemn elm]

mixed modes on plasma is a strange one

[meager plank]

What

[solemn elm]

mult and chips

you usually want to just use one because of balancing

[meager plank]

I was trying to pivot but it wasn’t working

[solemn elm]

understandable

[meager plank]

But look at the score

[solemn elm]

brainstorm is a completely different point entirely

[meager plank]

I use brainstorm to copy blueprint

[solemn elm]

removing a blueprint means that without invis or showman it cannot reappear. DNA can however.

[stuck hull]

yeah u might wanna lose the dna here

[devout radish]

blueprint cannot appear, but i can still get either another copy from a brainstorm or a glass joker

keep in mind im on ante 12

[solemn elm]

which is when endless scaling starts

you should be taking every voucher + voucher tag btw

[devout radish]

i am

four copies of baron with 11 red seal steel kings is

[stuck hull]

yeah i'd say lose the dna and hope to get it later

you can still copy the kings with death + fool

since u got econ it shouldnt be hard

[meager plank]

Me when I have mail in rebate

[devout radish]

yeah but its not + handsize

i mean i guess its fine

though it does also mean i need to be more careful about discarding kings

[meager plank]

Anaglyph deck and +3 hand size 🔥

[devout radish]

so sell DNA?

[stuck hull]

mime it kinda like +5 handsize if u think about it

[meager plank]

I got 12 double tags and didn’t get to use them 😔

[stuck hull]

this is my opinion
u can still do whatever u want tho

[solemn elm]

mime is still an increase in score

[devout radish]

it is, but it doesnt matter until it gets up to e38

which i assume ill find atleast an ecto by then

[solemn elm]

the e38 in question

[stuck hull]

it does

cz e38 is right around the corner

[devout radish]

okay i sold DNA

[solemn elm]

what you need atp is antimatter and retcon

[devout radish]

i dont even have the base reroll

plant can jumpscare and kill

luckily i got it already

[meager plank]

I am the sound of a lighthouse

[stuck hull]

believe in the 0.3% chance of getting a negative dna

it'll happen

has to happen to someone

it's you mantis

i believe

[meager plank]

It’s higher if you have 172 negative tags, it becomes a 100% chance!

[solemn elm]

nah

because the game rolls rarity first :3

[meager plank]

Take every joker

[lost kindle]

hello balala ppl

[devout radish]

me when i get 150 negative tags and showman is half of them

[meager plank]

Oh man you have a point

[solemn elm]

again, the game rolls rarity first. if the game doesnt roll a rare then it cant give you DNA

[stuck hull]

hello balala person

[solemn elm]

so adding an uncommon into the pool doesnt change the rarity rates, it just changes the joker rates within a rarity (in this case unc)

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-dmc3spinning-gif-25858416

[lost kindle]

whou callin unc

[meager plank]

Never really liked whatever whatever 2

[solemn elm]

https://tenor.com/view/nubbys-number-factory-nubby-number-factory-northernlion-gif-14905548354446730355

[lost kindle]

i had a last shot like that

it somehow went thru everything.

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/run-3-id-285-die-die-in-a-fire-bunny-gif-36759497589708718

[lost kindle]

pisses me off

[solemn elm]

🎵 I HOPE YOU

[meager plank]

Do not pirate games on the 3ds

I did NOT get pokemon heart gold

[lost kindle]

king von

buzhidao my goat

[devout radish]

i fucking finally got directors cut

hear me out

[lost kindle]

whart

how many 6s do u have

[stuck hull]

what are u willing to sacrifice

[stuck hull]

3 lmao

it's not worth it imo

[lost kindle]

dont take it

[meager plank]

I love her content!

I stay up to date

[meager plank]

3 spectral cards for $4 and then you get cryptid and perkeo

[lost kindle]

top 10 east asians imo

she up there

[meager plank]

Do you like basketball

[devout radish]

do i buy luchador, or do i gamble a reroll

[lost kindle]

yea a bit

dont watch it tho

lemme rephrase what i said

top 10 east asian women

she up ther

[meager plank]

I played against this guys brother

[lost kindle]

ion watch

so idk who that is

[meager plank]

Lil buzi vert

[lost kindle]

i quit watching ever since nico harrison

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/buzelis-matas-buzelis-gif-1744156552957729669

https://tenor.com/view/buzelis-matas-buzelis-gif-11783515704806964115

[lost kindle]

jeremy lin

[meager plank]

His brother sucked

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-lin-gif-5124112

i love jeremy lin

[meager plank]

He was like 5’11 and I got 4 steals on him in a quarter

[lost kindle]

gotta be top 10 east asian ever

[meager plank]

He had a growth spurt and got much better

[lost kindle]

jeremy lin or the brother

[meager plank]

So happy I don’t have to play against him anymore

[meager plank]

The brother

[lost kindle]

ohh

[meager plank]

He went from 5’11 to 6’5 and now he’s also skilled

[lost kindle]

if u played against jeremy lin i'd scream rn

[meager plank]

I played a guy named Jeremy Lin in Fortnite once

[devout radish]

do i take him

[meager plank]

What do you remove

[devout radish]

blueprint

[lost kindle]

no

[devout radish]

okay

[lost kindle]

bp>brain

[meager plank]

What’s the difference

[lost kindle]

bp is just better

[devout radish]

brainstorm is less maintenance

[meager plank]

If I have 3 blueprints does it count as 3 rounds per round in my stats

[lost kindle]

exactly

[solemn elm]

brainstorms can only be one joker though

[meager plank]

This run is about to be CRAZY

[solemn elm]

theres no benefit to taking brainstorm here

you just make it harder to get another copy joker in future

[lost kindle]

get another

ill send u like

2000 idr

[meager plank]

My teammate tried to kill me

[lost kindle]

what a dogdge

[meager plank]

Very realism

[meager plank]

I don’t think I have invisible joker

[devout radish]

?????????????????????????????

[lost kindle]

what if i start a yllow deck run

[devout radish]

nat negative too

[lost kindle]

w 2 wraiths

[lost kindle]

reverse blue stake

[meager plank]

What does yellow do #1 diamond hater?

[lost kindle]

give money

and when i use wraith

it takes money away

[meager plank]

Oh so yellow deck is mail in rebate

What is wraith

[lost kindle]

yellow deck starts u off w extra 10$

wraith is a spectral card

if u use it

u get a rare, but u lose all ur money

[meager plank]

I’m gonna watch sea of thieves YouTube and play smash 4 for the 3ds

Thanks for the help

[lost kindle]

why smash 4

[meager plank]

Because it’s on the 3ds

[lost kindle]

just play smash melee on the wii

or on the gamecube\

[meager plank]

But that’s not on the 3ds

[devout radish]

ive seen brainstorm 4 times now

[meager plank]

I have the old 3ds so I can’t run the GameCube emulator

[lost kindle]

wow.

[meager plank]

Ski mask reference

[lost kindle]

harharhar

how do i even level this up

cn i restart

[lost kindle]

why not

[devout radish]

highscore?

[meager plank]

I just gimped ryu

[lost kindle]

ryu like

the sf6 ryu

[meager plank]

HADYKEN

[lost kindle]

bro

play roy

he better

[devout radish]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WAS ONE E SHORT

[vale fog]

missed e128 rip

[devout radish]

do i risk it

i can savescum

[lost kindle]

no

[devout radish]

or is there no world where its worth it

perkeo?

[lost kindle]

no

perk run too late

[meager plank]

I’m playing Mario

[lost kindle]

play bayonetta

im pretty sure she was s tier in smash 4

[devout radish]

why have i had 3 nat negatives

[meager plank]

No thanks

[meager plank]

Don’t take it he’s gonna hack your camera and blackmail you

[devout radish]

inscryption already taught me that

[meager plank]

gng why is my smash 4 in Korean 💔💔

[lost kindle]

whart

how

[lost kindle]

ohh

hhaaha

i set my smash to german

[meager plank]

I downloaded the US version why is it Korean

[lost kindle]

cos its a funny language

idek what it says

[meager plank]

It’s supposed to be based on region

[meager plank]

Antibabypillen

[lost kindle]

language is different

[meager plank]

No like the way the 3ds is coded

The us version is only English

Japan version is only Japanese

[lost kindle]

ohh

[meager plank]

You can only play Japanese copy on Japanese console

Same with English

[devout radish]

FINALLY

AFTER 1000 YEARS

[meager plank]

But I un region locked it and it’s in Korean when I downloaded US one

[boreal niche]

in one run i have gold staked jimbo, grimbo, obelisk AND rocket

[meager plank]

Spectral cards can always appear in arcana packs

[boreal niche]

feeling pretty good ngl

[meager plank]

Can you buy me this watch

[devout radish]

four nat negatives

[meager plank]

Smile photo synergy

[lost kindle]

put photo to the right

the very right

[devout radish]

ante 21 petroglyph

another negative???????

five

[fiery iris]

Is it possible to get my steam progress in my phone? Like in playstore balatro

[slim ferry]

it’s annoying when the only negatives you see are ones that “expire” but i guess i’ll see more of that when i beat a few more stakes anyways

[slim ferry]

no :(

[fiery iris]

Oh no

[slim ferry]

well actually maybe? if your phone is jail broken?

but not normally

[fiery iris]

Bruh

[meager plank]

Look at all this rizz

[lost kindle]

rizamon

ok its def korean

[mellow elk]

can i find the cryptid mod somewhere around here? or should i search for the mod's discord

[lost kindle]

#⚙・modding-general

[novel aspen]

if weezer was in balatro: my name is jokers

[turbid ermine]

Gotta thank localthunk from stopping me from literally playing the slots and have me playing balatro instead

[rigid lintel]

I hate this blind

This is how it looked like too

[opaque shard]

I'm carrying the wheel (of fortune)

[safe ledge]

what if there was a joker that showed you the next card in your deck

[red hamlet]

Misprint tool tip does it

[safe ledge]

true

[lone zodiac]

It could have a sandbox mode

[frank grove]

is any of this worth taking here?

im looking at scary face

i have never won a run, im struggling heaps

[frank grove]

whats that for lol

[lone zodiac]

a boss blind

[frank grove]

ah yeah

[lone zodiac]

very dangerous for your build

[turbid ermine]

thats crazy

[queen escarp]

okay this is funny

[vale fog]

you open the pack and it's hack
so you pick another joker
you open another pack and it's hack again

[wide crane]

so generally speaking: when you have photochad and bp/brainstorm, do you copy ballot or photo?

HAHAHHAHA GUESS WHAT BOSS BLIND I ROLLEDDDD

oh wait nvm there's a reroll tag :)

[vast pagoda]

chat, i’m missing only steel joker for c++ but i can’t seem to find it even with steel in deck, any tips/recommended decks?

[vale fog]

photo
cuz 2 photo 1 chad is 6 triggers
1 photo 2 chad is 5 triggers

[wide crane]

chat do i take jimbo?

[molten parcel]

The one that starts you with two fools, and reset until you start with a mega arcana w/ a chariot in it (or within the first 1-2 shops)

I dont remember the name off the top of my head lol sorry

[wild lily]

magic deck fyi

[molten parcel]

thank you kindly

[night fjord]

Chaaat

[molten parcel]

I wasnt sure if that was magic or if the telescope one was magic

[night fjord]

what is the % of this

is black hole?

[molten parcel]

0.3, but it proca for each slot in the pack

Same with the other one (no spoilers)

[night fjord]

oh

thanks

[wild lily]

magic is tarot
nebula is planet

[molten parcel]

It also doesnt count as a planet card for astronomer joker 😔😔

[molten parcel]

thank you kindly (i have played like 5 games between both of those decks specifically lol)

[sand talon]

92%

very common

[molten parcel]

Its actually guaranteed, wdym you havent discovered it yet ??? Thats so crazy you should delete all the game files on your computer to refresh because its clearly broken

[sand talon]

yes

[olive ferry]

oops all 6s should also increase the odds of rarer jokers and tarots and spectrals and

[valid heath]

1 day I got 3 Chicot

[opal nymph]

vanilla luck today is insane

nvm..... i got the head and died

godammit

[pale gulch]

when i didnt wanna play photo-chad

[vast pagoda]

just did a full run with like 5 steel cards still no luck, pain

[floral crypt]

😔

[opaque shard]

I have more luck getting baron on non baron runs

[opaque shard]

It's calling you

[red hamlet]

buffoon has pareidolia, trust

(if not, buy them and sell them lmfao)

[opaque shard]

Oh it's abandoned deck lmao

Rip

[floral crypt]

CHESS BALATRO FR🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[opaque shard]

The amount of roguelikes that spawned when Balatro got big is crazy

/pos

[molten parcel]

idk if you know this already but when you’re rerolling, spread it out across different blinds on the same ante to save money - the way it works is its one single seed per ante & the first shop on the next blind would just be whatever the next reroll in sequence wouldve been but with the cost to reroll reset to $5

Also TECHNICALLY you only need one steel card to allow it to show up so you could just play a normal yellow deck run or smth and go for as much econ as possible so you can just spam rerolls until you find something

[vast pagoda]

yea i know, the worst part is last run i had one singular stone card in the deck and mf stone joker spawn twice to troll me in the last ante

[molten parcel]

</3 get well soon then ig

just reset until you get a mega arcana skip tag, and then judgement into steel joker duh

[red hamlet]

you need a steel card in the first place so you'd need to reset for a chariot + judgement and then pray

[molten parcel]

yea thats what i meant lol

[lost kindle]

did you say solid?

[molten parcel]

ezpz

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[red hamlet]

nobody said solid

[lost kindle]

do u not see the phot i sent

[slender eagle]

WHAAAAAAAA

the game wants me to play photochad so bad

[slender isle]

How i can dowload balatro on ios?

[wild lily]

...its right there in the app store

[slender isle]

But its with money

I need free

[molten parcel]

skill issue

if you beat the small blind on white stake you can get $3

[wild lily]

there is no free
unless u do t h a t
we dont talk bout t h a t tho 🤫

[wanton steeple]

I got balatro running on my Google TV

Playing with a Google Remote like a champ

[knotty ridge]

👍

[crystal dune]

Balatro con TV

Balatro should be the new doom

“Can it run Balatro?”

[wanton steeple]

I got balatro to run on Hannah Montana Linux

Basically an old kubuntu distro from like 2009

Almost had it running on ReactOS

[lost kindle]

i ran balatro on my porjector

in front of a group

that didnt know what balatro is

[wanton steeple]

But I think because VM I was using can't emulate a GPU properly it couldn't run

[lost kindle]

so they thought i was gambling in front of them

[wanton steeple]

So theoretically if u got a ReactOS installation with a Nvidia GPU going

You could run balatro on ReactOS

Using Love2D and the Lua files

[molten parcel]

i run balatro on my laptop :) i can play games on there !

[lost kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297211351116414979/1240130980275159061/jonker.gif

i do to

and now my laptop

is an airplane

[wanton steeple]

Basically if u can get love 2D at least version 9ish to install and run the demo game

Balatro will run on it

[lost kindle]

will balatro run on my calculator

what if i play balatro while doing my exams

like im doing biology then i pull up balatro

[red hamlet]

uneducated and jobless

but at least you had some fun

[wanton steeple]

Make a Linux distro where u have to beat black deck on gold stake to enter the desktop

Almost had balatro running on windows98

[lost kindle]

if i pull it up in math

ill be fine

ill pull my chinese genetics to save me

[lapis forum]

Oigan alguien sabe porque si gane la partida de la imagen 1, no me dieron nada (video)

[warm mist]

this was insane

[verbal sorrel]

Amén

[uneven edge]

where’s ur glass

[verbal sorrel]

I forgot to turn then glasses

[wide crane]

chat.

[dusty jay]

Oh yeah.. it's calling for you

embrace it

[wide crane]

do i take it for the funny or not

i think i do this one prolly aint a winner anyways

[dusty jay]

Accept ur destiny

[wide crane]

i lorst

[dusty jay]

Yeah ur a bozo

I thought you would

[fallen spindle]

people need to play more balatro

[wide crane]

is hit the road viable on stakes blue or higher? i like it but idk man

especially on painted with only 4 slorts

[dusty jay]

Do you have a reverse lisp

Lorst slorts

[wide crane]

coach z

dude honestly merry andy on painted is kinda nuts

[lost kindle]

hit the road

is useless

[wild lily]

unless u are a jester with a full deck of jacks

[lost kindle]

erratic

[wide crane]

merry andy delayed gratification?

[warm mist]

I think I have a crush on jimbo I just think he's so cute

[lost kindle]

what

[warm mist]

any scalable mult joker is not useless

scalable*

[wild lily]

it resets every round

• u need jacks
• and u need to discard them

[lost kindle]

how is it scalable

[wild lily]

the average blue+ htr run gives u x2-x3 mult
at that point get holo or madness or even throwback

[warm mist]

if I got it early into a run I'd build my deck around it

interesting

might just be stupid

[wide crane]

rate the build

[wild lily]

wat is the build/10

[lost kindle]

forever in debt

[wide crane]

um. get money

and pray that the chips and mult from andy and jimbo tide over your score with enhancements

[wide crane]

eternal credit card was a bad play but also I wouldn't be here without it sooo

[red hamlet]

Andy doesn't give chips or mult

[wide crane]

dude get this shit outta here i got like 3 people behind me they aint gotta see this shit

[red hamlet]

Only the edition

[vast raft]

Bro shadow cloned himself

[languid quest]

Lmao

[red hamlet]

I'm ngl, that jimbo and card were awful plays

You really need to juice planets and get glass

[vast raft]

Uranus is juicy

[wide crane]

ok

[languid quest]

Tf2 doesn't need auto tune

[wide crane]

https://tenor.com/view/we-peanut-butter-gaming-peanut-butter-gaming-peanut-butter-gamer-pbg-low-tier-god-gif-22428149

oh dear

embed fail

[languid quest]

No

[lost kindle]

team fart 2

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/we-peanut-butter-gaming-peanut-butter-gaming-peanut-butter-gamer-pbg-low-tier-god-gif-22428149

I love pbg

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf2spin-scout-tf2scout-spin-gif-19692894

ts u

[languid quest]

Blue scout shat himself in 2 days

[twin meteor]

I swear gros michel always dies at the most annoying time

[wild lily]

so u can get cav

[twin meteor]

yeah except I have 4 dollars and no other mult because it's like round 4

but when I want it to go extinct it doesn't

[brazen leaf]

if theres a blueprint joker why isnt there a redprint joker huh

[tame sage]

I love stencil 🗣️🔥
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48

[lost kindle]

haha

wanna see smth cool @tame sage

[wide crane]

im going to lose the totally very good and not bad run i had

[wild lily]

if theres a brainstorm why isnt there a braintornado

[brazen leaf]

and a brainrain

maybe even a brainvalanche

[tame sage]

He's so goated he literally cooked most of my gold stake decks

[muted sapphire]

hi I like balatro

[lost kindle]

we do too blar

blatlror

[ripe bobcat]

how to collect 1200 joker stickers ?

[lost kindle]

there arent even that many jokers

[lapis apex]

fawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk

[opal nymph]

use every joker to win every stake

[lost kindle]

how do u collect that much